JFig leads us to the Rats! We play our favorite Wednesday game, "Rats off a Ship!" She begins with a little bit of heartbreak with her 2 former Heat favorites, Tyreek Hill staying with the Dolphins and... things get derailed when going to a "Cuddling Salon" gets addressed...
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00:00Rats off a ship
00:17See I wrote I wore this because I wanted this discussion
00:20Mm-hmm
00:25Obviously, it's all right, but you would agree everybody on the you see how it's closer
00:30It's closer Leroy's trends more red
00:36Honestly what I saw when I saw Leroy's
00:40Sweatshirt was I'm so glad there's more stars than just two
00:45One would be odd placement. Yeah, exactly. It was very odd placement nipple pasties
00:51Yeah, I mean listen first of all when nobody's
00:56No
00:57Unless you're unless you're laying on your side. No nibbles are disclosed together
01:03Well, unless you got them done unless unless unless they're taking a nap next cuddling one another
01:11You watch Love Island those things are pointed up always
01:21Jennifer for rats off a ship. Sorry for making it weird
01:26Okay, well first, you know, let's go ahead and start with a little bit of heartbreak Oh
01:32Max truce
01:38He is styling new hair and
01:41Apparently another one that breaks my heart gave Vincent says it's time for a haircut
01:46Wow, okay
01:48I've got some visuals for you. Here is Gabe Benson's comments. He said new year. Hopefully new haircuts
01:55Hopefully new Max truce is sitting under the basket. He's got a
02:00headband on oh
02:04That is not the Max truce we're used to yeah, when did he grow this much hair it's my question while he wasn't playing
02:12true I
02:14Look I'm not rats off a ship. I think it's a good look for Max truce
02:17You know, he no longer is the you know has to have the the clean-cut. Look he's got 70 plus million dollars
02:25Coming his way. I think Dave Vincent's hatin
02:30I'm not rats off a ship on his hair Leroy
02:33As a man who has no hair. Oh here. Let's do it. So I'm not rats off a ship
02:40I wouldn't say all here. I mean we've seen the the Raiders owner
02:45That's a haircut though
02:47Okay
02:49Well give Vincent's asking him to take it to get a haircut. Yeah, I
02:53Mean gave Vincent. I mean he's kind of messed with this hair from time to time
02:57That's the thing. He wants to be the only hair guy. That's true. He does have really good hairstyles though
03:02Vincent's jealous that Max truce got that bachelorette interested
03:07Come on
03:08Buddy, so I don't think he's that jealous. Well, you may think it's like maybe a thing but where there are friends, right?
03:14but like Gabe Vincent
03:16Even when he was a minimum player handsome, but I feel like now he thinks
03:21You think so you think Max truce is more handsome because he got a bigger bag. No, I think what happened
03:27Is that I think gave anything?
03:29I think he's thinking Max truce is feeling himself a little bit rich Max truce
03:34He's like to change you man. Look at that rich hair you got
03:43Froggy uh
03:45I like the hair. I call that the Sean Hunter from Boy Meets World. It's a very 90s boy
03:52I
03:54Like it. I think he was looking good. The beard is looking like Creed get him out of there
04:05No, I'm not rats off a ship, but he does kind of remind me of Creed
04:16They all sound the same
04:20Creator and I go back can't tell
04:23Samesies, um, I'm not rats off a ship, by the way. Thanks for asking
04:31Why we even as Jennifer
04:34She wouldn't crop him out
04:39Myself and are on the entire photo really
04:45Okay, so now we're gonna go into Tyreek Hill
04:54We got some audio on Mike McDaniel and his
04:59What did I Mike McDaniel have to say on the cheetah
05:03You know, we met for I want to say an hour yesterday and
05:10You know, I think there's
05:14It the competitive spirit of his
05:18You know can represent
05:20You know postgame especially in a in a in a in a season or or a game
05:27That that nobody likes
05:29It could allude to a relationship being one way I think I was very direct with him he was very honest and
05:37You know, it it was great terms that we were discussing
05:42You know discussed
05:44multiple things including
05:46You know without wavering that it's it's not acceptable
05:52To leave the game and won't be tolerated in the future and he he embraced accountability and
05:59It was I wouldn't say there's anything necessarily to fix
06:04as much as we had to clear the air in a
06:09rough and
06:11Tumultuous situation. Could you imagine having to sit through an hour meeting with him? That seems like punishment. Oh, so here's the deal
06:21Give it a couple of months
06:24Tyree could be feeling better. He'll have that bad taste out of his mouth from the way the season went and
06:32It'll be different. Mm-hmm. And if you know Tyree kill, you know this
06:39so I
06:41Don't like reactions
06:44Right after heartbreak right after disappointment you're asking for trouble
06:51So to then take everything
06:54that Tyree said in that moment when you could clearly see it kind of built up to that he was upset
07:02Right, that wasn't like he went into it to get that point
07:07they just kept asking him questions and ended up getting to that like
07:15It's a compounded problem though, it's not
07:18Just the press conference the press conference comes off bad because you say you
07:22Everybody interprets it as you want out. It's the actions of the game
07:26Where right, you know, you have that on top of it as well, which is why to me
07:33It pains me to say this but I'm rats off a ship on him remaining with the Dolphins
07:37I kind of feel like the damage is done there
07:40He let it be known and to be honest with you like to also hear all the late stuff and the coach on that
07:47Just feels like to me it was a fun run
07:50But you tell me this guy is gonna get older if things aren't perfect next year or let's just say to it does get hurt
07:56Again, this isn't gonna flare up again
07:59Like football mentality, they're gonna get they're gonna get in front of this
08:02Try and see what value there is for him and get rid of them one week in
08:07May the first week of May is gonna be fixed
08:12first day of minicamp
08:14Tyree gets in front of the team
08:17Takes accountability and
08:20We move forward from that that's it that's it got players understand all this
08:29He'll get in front of the team if he's here
08:32He'll say as a leader. I have to respect the rules more than anybody
08:37I have to be more accountable than anybody and I wasn't
08:43So everybody's like, okay reek don't worry about it buddy we in this we got you now Stephen said it perfectly
08:52Seems like that would be a cold day in hell because a lot of times people double down and
08:59Won't take that path. Mm-hmm if that happens
09:03Then we have a whole nother discussion
09:05So
09:07You're not rats off a ship you think he stays I'm not rats off a ship
09:10I think he stays because I think he wants to be here and I think that he will
09:16You know say the necessary things to be here. What about you Jennifer?
09:23I'm rats off a ship to be honest
09:27Done with the cheetah
09:29I'm over this nonsense. Now if he had 1700 yards, would you feel differently? I
09:34Think he would feel differently
09:40No, I think that conversation the way it started and where it ended was heading that way
09:47Because of the circumstances of the team more than anything
09:50Yeah, but because guess what?
09:53He would have had a thousand yards that he just caught the damn ball maybe but I think all started out
09:58Wrecking but I also think that he does like the thing of well
10:051700 yard or 1800 yard cheetah good team
10:09less than a thousand yard cheetah
10:11Bad team as a player as a person in the organization
10:16who has a
10:19Bird's-eye view of what's going on
10:22When you see the circumstance in the situation surrounding your team. Mm-hmm, right?
10:27Don't you have to understand what's going on more than we do
10:32Didn't you just tell us yesterday that receivers have a tough time of that? Oh
10:40And part of the reason why is and I'm gonna tell you why in fairness to them
10:46right
10:47To go to a receiver and ask him why you only had three catches and expect an answer
10:53That is unfair to them when three things have to happen for them to get the ball
10:59You got to get open the offensive line has to protect quarterback has to throw accurate ball
11:04So to go to them and say why you didn't catch
11:08six or seven balls and
11:11Put them in that spot a lot of them get defensive
11:15So well while I do like what we do
11:20Dude there's no other diva position in NFL like why receive what are you? What about you froggy? I
11:30Am rats off a ship not because I'm tired of them. I'll take another season home. I think two was tired
11:37He did go to his store the other day he did cuz he's a nice guy
11:41But I do think those comments where it's like if you want, you know, you want more reps John
11:47Who's getting the reps kind of thing?
11:48I think he's kind of tired of the Tyreek and to I have a great relationship as long as Tyreek is doing the thing
11:55You know, so you think he's jealous
12:02I mean John who set a record in the last game and the other guy quit
12:05He probably hates the timing is Tyree kill likes it when it was just Durham Smythe. No one's gonna throw to Durham Smythe
12:14Again
12:15Like if that's the way you feel you at least have to accept the fact that you dropped a lot of passes I
12:23Think that goes back to stun Steve's comment
12:25I know and that like and again in the real world again, and and I say this all the time in
12:33The perfect world. Yes
12:36People would be more aware
12:39But he's right in that if he's making these comments clearly. He is not
12:46Fully accept the fact what role did I play in this?
12:51Give us one more Jennifer
12:54gladly
12:56So there's a new thing going around and it's very popular in Poland to the point that there is a waitlist
13:03Cheese in it running down the hill for cheese. That's going to a cuddling salon
13:09Excuse me
13:10You said that
13:13Like a cuddling salon, yes, so you just go to a place and they hold you do cuddling salons have happy endings
13:20You know, I feel like if that were to be brought here
13:31So there's
13:33Now let me ask you a question it's hug therapy Leroy everybody's a little
13:40Let me ask you a question, can I ask a question
13:44When you go to
13:47The cuddling salon
13:50Are the women attractive?
13:53I can't get cuddled by linebacker. Oh, well, I mean
14:00Not really if like listen I'd work at the cuddling salon
14:09I'm saying this is somebody named Alexandra Kasparek
14:28I'm just saying if it's about cuddling while the girls got to be attracted
14:33I
14:37Don't know but apparently
14:43This is supposed to be about
14:49Associated with pain, but touch is something nice pleasant and soothing
14:53Okay
15:01And safe again if I go
15:04If I go in to get cuddled and I've had a bad day and I want to you know
15:10like with all that stuff you just said and
15:12And
15:20Would you rather be cuddled by Holly Berry a nanny McPhee, I'm sure you're going for the wrong reason so Leroy
15:33Wait a minute, I'll accept that from Jennifer
15:36Not you
15:38Why I would go there is willing to give me the love and caressing that
15:47Because if we wait if me and you went to the cuddle place and we gonna get we gonna get cuddles
15:55Start off with cuddles Leroy. We're gonna show up. They drink coffee
16:01Had with them
16:03It's not the whole thing, you know
16:05But he showed up he drank coffee they played a board game together
16:10Later on he played me his favorite songs and I held his hand gently the whole time
16:15It's not even like that the way
16:18for a date
16:20Yes, they have to be very nice to you
16:23Yeah, it says it
16:26It sounds if any sexual boundaries are crossed the session ends immediately. Oh, there's no fly zone
16:32I love that's fine
16:34Hey, that's fine. That's fine. I felt like we know we know how these these
16:41these
16:42medical places, right
16:46Happy ending was not made up from like
16:49Nothing, just go into this Polish cuddling salon. Excuse me. Maybe I'm being a little
16:57What's the word? I'm looking for skeptical. Yes
17:01Yes, you're being a cynic that's what you're doing, you know, you know, you know why because I
17:08promise you
17:10That the dude went in there and saw his cuddling buddy and goes. Oh, she's attractive
17:18Well, I'm sure I'm sure if one look like a hobgoblin, they're probably not a waitlist for now
17:24about the cuddling no
17:30Goblin it should matter. I still want to know though. Like are they always the little spoon? Like how does this work?
17:36No, they're not laying down dude and doing little spoon. I see a bed
17:41It is decorated with fluffy
17:45Pillows and the blankets and there's music playing in the background. That's calming
17:49I
18:05Think before you cuddle you take a shower. She wants everybody to smell nice. You don't want a stinky cuddler
18:10I don't want a cuddler either
18:17You're dissuading me from applying Leroy I was gonna give it a shot, but I'm making it feel like no one's gonna
18:26Marcus aren't you like someone who enjoys being held? Yeah
18:30Is I'm a very handsy person just you know, I comply with all HR rules
18:35But I'm a very handy person if anybody ever wanted to just experience this it'd be someone like me, you know
18:42Just need a little hug sometimes, you know
18:47Right, I'm totally not rats office. I don't think I'm rats over there either
18:51Sounds like something I need after tough heat losses
18:57Yeah, okay you have somebody for that
19:00Yeah, I called the wife
19:02But see this person might be able to just be like listen to like she'll like
19:09Shower because sometimes my wife gets tired of hearing about me one and about the heat, you know, so I need somebody to be like
19:21Question why is there a bed and shower? I don't know. Let's call
19:28Hey Leroy, there's a shower the radio where you're supposed to come on the floor
19:40What you just said they're holding hands and there's a bed in the shower I ain't buying it nope
19:47Nope, you don't know what's going on
19:50Rats office ship take a break with my wife back after this
19:57But