Cheetah says that Tua is the franchise and anyone that doesn't agree should root for someone else. Tyreek mentions that Tua needs to start sliding... This leads to a very interesting theory on "cheeks."
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00:00back on the practice field
00:06today. Get ready for the
00:08Arizona Cardinals. Apparently
00:10yesterday was an amazing
00:12practice between two and
00:14Tyreek Hill according to Hill.
00:17Which way. Here. Here's our job.
00:22Here's our job. As much as we
00:25love Tyreek. We have to keep it
00:28going. Yes. So why are you
00:31falling for it. And you go get
00:34big mouth fast here. Yep. Let's
00:37just say ready to get hurt
00:39again. Right. You go Tobin
00:42Tobin sports wise sports sports
00:46wise he's leaving himself very
00:47vulnerable right now. I like
00:49vulnerable Tobin. Listen it's
00:50good. All I need is a win
00:52against the Hornets and I'll be
00:53back to. But I'm just in a bad
00:56mood today. You guys ruined
00:57Pat Ryan. Listen. So wait
01:00totally right. So when it gets
01:01the Hornets we'll get you back.
01:03Oh of course. But a win against
01:04the Patriots you weren't too
01:05thrilled. Yeah. You did. You did
01:08kind of. Who's happy with the
01:10win over the Patriots. You know
01:12you know way to make three
01:14happen. Yeah. You're you you
01:16you you want to style points.
01:18You were talking about that. We
01:19got an argument for three days
01:20of style points. I say just
01:23look if it's a dogfight with
01:25the Hornets you know I might
01:26not. But you know we'll see.
01:28We'll see. But right now we're
01:3097 points again Vlad. But they
01:32win. We're going to have we're
01:34going to have a conversation.
01:36We're 97. I agree with that. If
01:38they win we're going to have to
01:40have a conversation because
01:41they will 97 to 82. I'll tell
01:43you why. Why. Because we all
01:46know based on how this league
01:48is playing that ain't going to
01:50get you nowhere. If they score
01:5297 they're going to lose
01:53because the Hornets will put up
01:54the Hornets will put up some
01:55points. They're willy nilly.
02:00But here's Cheetah. So Cheetah
02:02was asked yesterday about Mike
02:07McDaniel saying to it isn't the
02:10savior. Remember we played that
02:11yesterday. Oh yeah. That's a
02:13bull bleep. Here was Cheetah's
02:16response to Mike McDaniel
02:18claiming to isn't the savior.
02:21Coach talking about to not see
02:27say what he want to say what he
02:30want to say to is that guy. He's
02:33that big part of his team. I'm
02:36gonna keep every guy in this
02:37locker room knows that. Now
02:39obviously when we go play a game
02:41is this man. Oh that's the
02:42mentality all day. That's the
02:44mentality all day. But two is a
02:47part of his offense. Can
02:48nobody stop us. But we just go
02:49every drive. That's the way I
02:51look at it. So I look at it
02:52bro. We got too much talent.
02:54That's messed up. Hey hey hey
02:57that's good. Oh yeah. He say
03:00what he want. By the way did
03:05the Tariq have any Scott's
03:06tissue with him. The way he was
03:09crapping on his other
03:10quarterbacks. You mean tell the
03:11truth. Well I mean you could say
03:13you tell the truth but still you
03:14know he was a look who was
03:16defecating on his. Well first
03:18of all I'm pretty sure I'm
03:19pretty sure Tim Boyle is going
03:20to be out of here in like three
03:21seconds. Hey but play play play.
03:26Here's the deal. Your feelings
03:29can't get hurt. If somebody say
03:32something that's very true.
03:35Listen he's a few I'm saying
03:37he's right. OK. But so why do
03:39you think you think Tim Boyle
03:41will be here for a month. His
03:42feelings hurt. Listen I know
03:45it's going to happen on Sunday.
03:46I can't wait for this. That
03:48first touchdown a 60 yard bomb
03:50to Tyreek Tyreek is going to act
03:52like he just got out of jail
03:53like even like you got arrested
03:55the first game of the season
03:56because he's going to feel free
03:58like he's going to feel free.
03:59I'm free. I'm catching passes.
04:02I'm running down the field. Oh
04:03my God I got a quarterback that
04:05can throw me the ball. They're
04:06going to react like that. You
04:08know that's going to happen.
04:10But still I'm still a team game.
04:12Honest question. It is. It is.
04:14It is OK. But think about this.
04:16OK. This offense is very very
04:20complicated with motions and
04:23stuff like that. You bring in
04:25a guy off the street and have
04:26him here for a month. Of course
04:29you're going to be glad that you
04:30can get back to your normal
04:31offense. So it's not a knock on
04:35Tim Boyle as much as it is a
04:38celebration that they can get
04:40back to where they were when
04:42they were successful. Honest
04:43question. If two I mean if Tyree
04:46kill walks into a boy or choppy
04:48cow and Tim Boyle sitting down
04:50having a choppy chop. Does he
04:52recognize him. No helmet no
04:55jersey number. What is the
04:57scenario. Yo he said to say
05:01what's up Rick. What's up man
05:04you don't understand you want a
05:05selfie. That's what's up man.
05:10You think he knows his face.
05:11Tim Boyle. Yeah Tim Boyle. Of
05:12course. Can I say this. Can I
05:14say this. That happens to me
05:16every time I go back to
05:17Cleveland with people that I
05:19hung out with or whatever. But
05:21what they fail to realize is my
05:24last picture of you and we talk
05:26about 25 years later when you
05:28look chunky and got gray and got
05:30kids and stuff like I'm just
05:33saying like I can't go back in
05:37my mind. He did this I saw this
05:39happen earlier. He blew off any
05:40testimony. Dude. No I didn't
05:43move him off. You blew up
05:45Vinnie. Blew him off. Did you
05:47wait and tell him why. Tell him
05:50why. Why. Tell him why. What do
05:54you mean why. I don't recall
05:56why. Remember here. He had all
06:00gray. Yeah he was Silver Fox
06:02and like all gray. He didn't
06:04have one pinch of black hair.
06:06How old was he. I don't know
06:09how long ago. It was Chiefs. It
06:11was the Chiefs. It was down
06:13here. It was down here. So
06:14you're talking about before
06:15Covid. So you're talking about
06:16four years ago. Yeah. Yeah.
06:17Four or five years ago. And how
06:19old. And how old. Leroy you're
06:20what 50. You're in the mid 50s.
06:22You don't got to be. Yeah. And
06:24Vinnie would probably be around
06:25the same age as you. You don't
06:26think Vinnie's got. He's like
06:28he's like five years older than
06:30me. So he's five years. You
06:32damn right he's going to have
06:33some grays. But again if the
06:37last time I saw you when you
06:38was breaking my ribs and then I
06:40see you today. Right. Didn't he
06:44see you when you had hair or
06:45something. Well wait a minute.
06:46No. Vinnie Tessa Verde. Former
06:49great U.M. legend. Yes. All
06:51right. Heisman trophy winner.
06:52Yes. You cannot. I'm sorry.
06:55You're going to know that
06:56Vinnie Tessa Verde. His gray
06:58threw me off. He only has. He's
07:01got a face that you're going to
07:03remember now. Here's the thing.
07:05Leroy's only got love in his
07:06he's got room in his life for
07:08one team. That's Bernie. That's
07:09Bernie. That's it. That's what
07:10it is. That's what it is. That's
07:12what it is. Can I also say this
07:15though. Over the years I've hung
07:18out with Bernie more than most
07:21guys. So I've seen you know. So
07:25what you're saying is if you
07:26saw Vinnie Tessa Verde in a
07:27boy a tropicality eating a
07:28choppy chop you're not going to
07:29know you're not going to know
07:31I wouldn't know. You don't he
07:35doesn't shrink. He's still six
07:37five. I know. I mean like Joe
07:40Flacco though dude. Like you're
07:42not going to. That's why I could
07:43go walk into a McDonald's. I'm
07:44still going to know that Joe
07:45Flacco. Yeah. I contract. I know
07:48it. Hey come on. See can I just
07:54say this and I'm going to say
07:55this. Y'all wonder why I don't
07:58give this man a break. Do you
08:00just see the conversation we
08:01just had where he just threw me
08:03under the bus. Right. No I
08:07didn't do that. No I didn't do
08:09that story. You said there have
08:12been times I don't recognize
08:14people because I haven't seen
08:15him since I played like I saw
08:16that firsthand with you
08:17ignoring Vinnie Tessa Verde. I
08:18didn't ignore him. You heard
08:21him dude. Oh man. Come on. I
08:24didn't. I wouldn't ignore
08:25Vinnie. That sounds like
08:26something. You said hello to
08:28Jerome. Wait you said hello to
08:30your brothers always going to
08:31recognize brothers because black
08:33no crack. So we stay the same
08:35longer. It's like you ain't
08:37going to see Jerome Bettis
08:38coming up in there with a whole
08:39head full of gray. I need to
08:40find a few years. May not crack
08:43but I'm pretty sure it's the
08:44Super Bowl advertising
08:45dependence. Bettis. That's a
08:48big bottom. By the way I have a
08:52theory Leroy. What's up. I told
08:54this to JFK and I told this to
08:56Tobin. I have a theory why to
08:59cancel out. Yeah. Tyree Tyree
09:01kill was really play the clip
09:03first black is Tyree kill was
09:04really getting on to yesterday
09:07and his presser for being
09:08unable to slide. Here was the
09:10cheetah on to his inability to
09:13slide. Damn right. Tell his
09:15ass all the time. When we're
09:17playing against the coach you
09:18seen the fans start clapping for
09:20Anthony Richards when he slid. I
09:22said our fans need to clap for
09:23tour. Make him slide. We need
09:26you bro. Next play. Come on.
09:28That's real bro. It's real. We
09:31love him. Brother to brother.
09:32We love him. Like he's a huge
09:34part of this team. So I've
09:36never. Yo I wish my girl would
09:41love me the way Tyreek loves to
09:44it. The fact that I tell you
09:46what she would if she was
09:48dependent on a forty million
09:49dollar check coming in. He's
09:53already. That's already. Hey
09:55what's up. He can't catch him
09:57passes dude. Nobody wants to
09:59come back. No one's going to
10:01want to be dubbed a fat cat and
10:02tour will make you look being
10:04able to do what you're able to
10:05do. This has been a deal for a
10:07month. I got one words for you.
10:10I played with big quarterbacks
10:14from Bernie to Vinnie then
10:17Randall Dante like Jeff George.
10:23None of them slid either. And
10:25every time they slid they got
10:26knocked out because it took too
10:28long to get to the ground. Well
10:30my theory is that two has got
10:33Astro. He's got a big bottom.
10:35What they got to do with
10:36sliding dude. You can't lie with
10:38me. I see Pablo Sandoval slide
10:42belly first belly first belly
10:44first. Like I don't remember
10:46Miguel Cabrera sliding. We were
10:50a fat shaman right. That is
10:52ultimate shame right. You ever
10:54see Prince feel this slide
10:56Manny. No because he always
10:58jogging. They can't slide big.
11:01When you if you're a man you've
11:02got a big you've got a big
11:03bottom. You're not going to be
11:04able to slide. It seemed like
11:06it'd be easier to slide. No I
11:08think the bot the the bigness
11:09from your bottom is going to
11:10lift you up and then boom you
11:12can't slide very well. It's
11:13like hitting a pothole when you
11:15slide. You know you know that
11:18sounds like conversations from
11:20a slim guy. I'm just right. You
11:22you you make it right. But I'm
11:25giving you examples. I mean
11:26nobody's counted if he's going.
11:28I mean like just show hey
11:29Tony. He's got 50 stolen bases
11:32like the show. Tony is he built
11:33down there. I'm not I don't
11:34think I've ever really knows
11:35that he's tall. He's tall and
11:37lanky. Juan Pierre tiny. So you
11:40say you say so people with
11:43robust bottoms can't slide.
11:46We're just wondering. I had to
11:47process. Yes. You know you see
11:51you ever seen a dancer slide a
11:53dancer down a pole. That's it.
11:56They need something slippery to
11:57slide on. But other than that
11:58what's that's that's slippery.
12:01Oh the pole. Oh my goodness.
12:04Slide on the base. That's all
12:05I'm asking. Prince Fielder. No
12:07you're not telling me. I'm
12:08trying to think. I'm trying to
12:09think. No nobody's nobody's
12:11telling me that you've seen him.
12:13Exactly. No nobody's seen John
12:16Kruk. You haven't seen John
12:17Kruk slide. No. He's close
12:19enough to slide. If you have a
12:23big bottom you can't. You ever
12:24seen. OK. He's you know. God
12:26rest of that. You ever seen
12:27Jared Lorenzen slide when he was
12:29when he was playing. Hefty
12:30lefty. Yeah. You ever seen
12:32him. All I'm saying it's hard to
12:34slide when you got a big ass.
12:37And I'm trying to think did
12:38Dante slide. Never. No he ran
12:41over people. Cam Newton never
12:42slid. Did. Oh wait let's see
12:45let's go. Current day. Josh
12:47Allen. Even even Mahomes. He's
12:50got that dad bod. Mahomes
12:51doesn't really slide. He always
12:53does that. You know why he looks
12:55awkward. He's got that dad bod.
12:57He's got that dad bod. He's got
12:58that dad bod. He's got that dad
13:00bod. He looks awkward. When he
13:03runs away with it. Because he
13:04used to play baseball. So he
13:05kind of knows how to does he. I
13:06always remember. I always heard
13:07him scooting out of bounds. I
13:08don't think I recall him. You
13:09know who's a great slider.
13:10Russell Wilson. Oh yeah. He
13:14does. And he's got the cheeks.
13:15But he's not. He's not big ass.
13:17But he's got cheeks. Not
13:18nothing. It's not to his cheeks.
13:20Is that what you're saying. It's
13:21not to a few cheeks or like
13:22some of them weight. So he got
13:24less cheeks. You don't have
13:26cheeks from like two years ago.
13:28I don't think you lose that, dude.
13:30They say that about Kyle Lowry, too.
13:33No, no, no.
13:34First of all, let's be clear.
13:35Let's be clear.
13:36You cannot have a conversation about butt,
13:39because your head, your ass, and your heels
13:41touch the wall at the same time.
13:43So we ain't talking with you.
13:45We ain't talking with you.
13:48His head, ass, and heels would touch.
13:54His head, ass, and heels would touch.
13:56If he's checking his height, if he's checking his height,
14:00he's straight at the back.
14:03I didn't realize I couldn't dance to Uncle Luke.
14:06Jesus.
14:09You know Tootsie Roll over here, buddy.
14:13So wait.
14:14So here's not a parameter art.
14:17What people could do with and without cheeks.
14:20Right?
14:21I'm not listening to you.
14:22No.
14:23If you got big cheeks, you can't slide.
14:25Damn.
14:26I'm going to go in my backyard and slide as soon as I can.
14:30I'm going to slide.
14:31I'm going to slide.
14:32I'm going to slide.
14:33Nah, I'm making it.
14:34They say who?
14:35I'm going to call a tow truck.
14:36I've got to have surgery.
14:37What happened?
14:38I tore my ACL.
14:39What?
14:40I was trying to slide.