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00:00It's started. This is a side note.
00:02We have invited our guests for the first episode of the new year.
00:10It's Kansai, isn't it?
00:12That's right.
00:13We have invited 8 people.
00:18It's been a long time. Thank you very much.
00:21It's been a long time.
00:22Is it Tokyo?
00:23It's been a long time since I came to Tokyo.
00:24Is that so?
00:25I live in Fukushima, Osaka.
00:27Asahi Wars is in Fukushima.
00:29Why are you going around so much?
00:33Don't start with your mouth.
00:35Start with your mouth.
00:36This is a side note.
00:38I really think so.
00:40It's a side note.
00:41This is a side note.
00:43Tonight,
00:45Mr. Yodan, the most regretful news in Japan,
00:48Master Happo, is coming.
00:51The Kansai legend, Yodan, is in a frenzy.
00:56When I opened the window,
00:58I saw Yokoyama.
01:00I found out later that it was Mumeiko.
01:04I heard that episode after a long time.
01:06I was surprised.
01:09I was late for the live broadcast at 8 o'clock.
01:12It's been 4 to 5 minutes.
01:14When I entered the VIP room,
01:16Mr. Nishikawa said,
01:17I'm sorry.
01:20My husband has been wearing a strange dress for about 2 years.
01:24It's been 2 years.
01:26And...
01:27Comedians will disappear.
01:29Absolutely.
01:31What is the essence of the life of a comedian,
01:33as Mr. Ryutaro Kamioka said?
01:35It's okay.
01:36Don't talk about it.
01:38It's the same.
01:41However,
01:42you shouldn't misunderstand.
01:44Yodan, Yodan, Yodan, Yodan.
01:45I need a drink.
01:48You talk a lot.
01:50It's a very good program.
01:54The good and bad points of Showa.
01:57An hour full of everything.
01:59I don't know what to say.
02:02Please think of it as Showa.
02:12New Year's first.
02:13This is Yodan.
02:15Let's start.
02:17Tonight's topic is this.
02:2057 years of age.
02:22Mr. Yodan is here.
02:27How old are you?
02:28I'm 25 or 26.
02:30I'm 25 or 26.
02:31I have short arms, so I'm hiding it.
02:36Do you have a background?
02:39No.
02:41It's not just me.
02:43Not everyone in our generation has a background.
02:46I had a job when I opened my eyes.
02:49Since you were born?
02:50I was in the entertainment industry.
02:52When I opened my eyes...
02:54There were few entertainers?
02:55Yes, there were few young people.
02:58I had a bag for about a year.
03:01It's a special training.
03:03It's like Odessa.
03:05I did it for a year or a year and a half.
03:08Did you get paid from the beginning?
03:11Not so much.
03:13There was a system where money came in from outside Yoshimoto.
03:20Wait a minute.
03:22Wait a minute.
03:25It's been a bad system for a few years.
03:29There was such a thing in the past.
03:33Yoshimoto is still amazing.
03:35It was 30 or 40 years ago.
03:41I didn't make a lot of money.
03:43I wasn't rich, but I wasn't poor.
03:45You're talking in a slur.
03:48Choose a word.
03:50Be careful what you say.
03:53Ask a question at the end.
03:55I didn't say it clearly.
03:58I think Yoshimoto has a contract now.
04:03When we had a contract, we said,
04:05Bring it here.
04:07I was in charge of the school.
04:09Bring it here.
04:10I was happy to get a contract.
04:12I decided the theater for a year.
04:15I signed the contract.
04:18I handed it over to the company.
04:21Did you hand it over yourself?
04:22Yes.
04:23I handed it over.
04:24The company handed it over to me.
04:26I wrote what I wanted to write.
04:28I wrote about the gallery and TV.
04:30I said,
04:31Is this okay?
04:33At that time, I said,
04:35Negotiate.
04:37I said,
04:38Negotiate.
04:39I said,
04:40Negotiate.
04:41I said,
04:42I said,
04:43I said,
04:44Negotiate.
04:47I said,
04:48Negotiate
04:49I said,
04:51Negotiate.
04:52I said,
04:53Negotiate.
04:54I asked the person to bring it here.
04:55I asked the person to bring it here.
04:57It was nice, right?
05:00That's a metaphor.
05:02What topic do you like the most?
05:06The Kansai legend is in news ranking.
05:10the news ranking.
05:11SUGRO TOJI?
05:12Yes.
05:13That's the only thing I can do when I'm in here.
05:15That's right. That's the only thing you can do.
05:18Well, it would be great if you could come to Happō-shi and write about the school news.
05:21Yes, the school news.
05:22If you see a red light, you stop.
05:25If you don't see a red light, you open the window and go,
05:27BOING!
05:28That's crazy.
05:29That's dangerous.
05:30Did you just talk about an incident?
05:34What are we going to talk about after this?
05:42HAPPŌ-SHI SHŌU NO GAKUYA NIUSU TO IEBA
05:50HAPPŌ-SHI SHŌU NO GAKUYA NIUSU TO IEBA
05:53GAKUYA NIWA AI GA ARU GAKUYA NIWA YUME GA ARU GAKUYA NIWA KIBŌ
05:56HAPPŌ-SHI SHŌU GA GEININ NO GAKUYA BANASHI WO NIUSU TO SHITE SHŌUKAESURU
06:01SENKYUU HYAKU HACHIYU ROKU NEN HŌSŌ KAESHI NO NINKI KŌNĀ
06:06IMA DEMO MAITOSHI NENMATSU NI KŌGATA TOKUBAN TOSHITE TSUZUITEIRU DENSETSU NO KIKAKU
06:13SOKO DE KONYA KANSAIJIN HYAKUNIN NI KIITA
06:17IMA GAKUYA NIUSU WO SHIRITAI KANSAI REGENDO TOP 5 WO HAPPYŌ
06:23RANKIN SHITA KANSAI REGENDO NO GAKUYA NIUSU WO HAPPŌ-SHI SHŌU NI OSHIETE MORACCHAIMASU
06:30GAKUYA NIUSU WO SHIRITAI KANSAI REGENDO DAI GOIWA
06:35KOBA SŌ NI MIETE JITSU WA YASASHII TOKORO MO ARI SŌ DE
06:38JUBUN NO ISHI WO TŌSU
06:41HATENKO?
06:42NARUYA
06:43KOKORO DESHIKASHI
06:45YOKOYAMA YASUSHI-SAN
06:47YOKOYAMA YASUSHI-SAN
06:49DAI GOI YOKOYAMA YASUSHI-SAN
06:54YASUSHI-SAN
06:55YASUSHI-SAN
06:56YASUSHI-SAN
06:57YASUSHI-SAN
06:58YASUSHI-SAN
06:59YASUSHI-SAN
07:00YASUSHI-SAN
07:01YASUSHI-SAN
07:02YASUSHI-SAN
07:03YASUSHI-SAN
07:04YASUSHI-SAN
07:05YASUSHI-SAN
07:06YASUSHI-SAN
07:07YASUSHI-SAN
07:08YASUSHI-SAN
07:09YASUSHI-SAN
07:10YASUSHI-SAN
07:11YASUSHI-SAN
07:12YASUSHI-SAN
07:13YASUSHI-SAN
07:14YASUSHI-SAN
07:15YASUSHI-SAN
07:16YASUSHI-SAN
07:17YASUSHI-SAN
07:18Many people want to hear about the news of Yasushi-san's school.
07:22He was ranked 5th.
07:27Next, 4th place.
07:30I like the sound of the music.
07:34I like his face.
07:36Who?
07:37His face is like a salt.
07:40Athlete?
07:41Oh, yes.
07:42Marathon.
07:44Oh, hey, oh, hey.
07:45Kanpei-chan.
07:47Kanpei-chan.
07:48I'd like to hear about Kanpei Hazama.
07:514th place.
07:53Kanpei Hazama.
07:58His relationship with Mr. Medaka Ike was a masterpiece.
08:02He was a big star in Yoshimoto Shinkigeki.
08:07In 2008, he quit his entertainment career.
08:10He challenged himself to a marathon and a world tour by yacht.
08:15I reached my goal.
08:16Yes, you did.
08:18Now, he is a general manager of Yoshimoto Shinkigeki.
08:22He is a legend.
08:24I think it's great that he doesn't look down on us.
08:29I'd like to hear about him.
08:30He works hard and participates in the marathon.
08:34He gives us courage.
08:36He has 55 years of experience.
08:38Many people want to hear about Kanpei Hazama.
08:45Please tell us about him.
08:53Mr. Yasuji Yokoyama and Mr. Kanpei Hazama.
08:57Mr. Yasuji Yokoyama is a big star.
09:01It's been more than 30 years since he passed away.
09:04Yes, he is.
09:05He is still famous.
09:07Mr. Yasuji Yokoyama is my benefactor.
09:12Thanks to him, I can be where I am now.
09:16When I was a trainee, I used to run around with a kimono.
09:22My teacher taught me how to run.
09:24I used to put the kimono on a net and go to Kyoto.
09:30When I was young, I used to fall asleep.
09:32I used to forget to put the kimono on the net.
09:35I couldn't wear the kimono on the stage.
09:38I used to do that many times.
09:40I became a hamon.
09:42I used to say,
09:43I don't care anymore.
09:44I don't care anymore.
09:45When I get angry,
09:48my seniors used to say,
09:50Don't get angry with honorifics.
09:52That's scary.
09:54I don't have to come back tomorrow.
09:57If anything happens, I will contact you.
10:02How can I contact you when I don't have a cell phone?
10:06I used to be a hamon.
10:08I used to say,
10:09Please go home.
10:10Then I went home.
10:12If I go home now,
10:14the world will end.
10:16I had to stay at school.
10:18When I got home,
10:20my teacher, Yasushi Kiyoshi,
10:23asked me,
10:24What are you doing?
10:26Aren't you going home?
10:27Aren't you going home?
10:28I said,
10:29I have to go to school.
10:31He said,
10:32Go home and apologize.
10:34I said,
10:35It's too late tomorrow.
10:36Get out of my house this evening.
10:39I said,
10:40I'm sorry.
10:41I was surprised.
10:43I said,
10:44Let's go.
10:46I went to my house.
10:48From Sokai to Kyoto...
10:51I was surprised.
10:53You were surprised.
10:55You were surprised.
10:57I was surprised.
10:59I didn't have seatbelts.
11:00I didn't have seatbelts.
11:01There was a car that didn't have a seat belt.
11:08No, no, no, no.
11:10I have a YouTube channel about old cars.
11:19I have a YouTube channel about old cars.
11:22So I know a lot about them.
11:23There are a lot of them.
11:25I was surprised to see 8 of them.
11:27No, no, no, no.
11:30No, no, no, no.
11:31I don't see a car like that.
11:34I don't see it.
11:35It was a bad car.
11:37I was driving and I saw a traffic light.
11:39I was driving and I saw a traffic light.
11:40I opened the window and saw YOKOYAMA.
11:44You're crazy about traffic lights.
11:45You don't have to go against the traffic light.
11:48I always call my name.
11:50I always call my name.
11:52I call the man, YOKOYAMA, and say,
11:53I call the man, YOKOYAMA, and say,
11:55He's amazing.
11:57I'm just kidding.
11:58The traffic light is really bad.
12:01I'm just kidding.
12:03It's a joke.
12:04I'm just kidding.
12:05It's a joke.
12:06I don't know why it changed.
12:09I said,
12:10I said,
12:11I apologized,
12:12I apologized,
12:13I said I understand.
12:14I said I understand.
12:15I said I understand.
12:16I really helped him.
12:17I really helped him.
12:18to him.
12:19to him.
12:20to him.
12:21to him.
12:22But when you were wearing a kimono and holding a bag, it was still your first year, right?
12:26Of course, of course.
12:27At that time, Yokoyama City was already...
12:29It was sold at a low price at a young age.
12:31At that time.
12:32Is it unusual to talk to people in their first year?
12:36No, that's right.
12:37At that time, there weren't many entertainers.
12:40Do you know each other?
12:41No, no, I've seen their faces at school.
12:43Ah, I see.
12:44I knew they were my students.
12:47If I met them now, I would have said,
12:49I saw you young people,
12:50and I didn't know you were young.
12:51I would have said,
12:52I don't know you.
12:53No, no, no.
12:54Well, well, well, well.
12:55I would have said,
12:56What's wrong with you?
12:57I'll take you home.
12:58You're lying.
12:59You're lying.
13:00You're a liar.
13:01You're a liar.
13:02You're a liar.
13:03You're a liar.
13:04I was driving a car, and I realized later that I was a driver.
13:08What?
13:09What?
13:10What?
13:11You didn't even have a seat belt.
13:13I didn't need a seat belt.
13:14I was a driver.
13:15What?
13:16I was shown that I got an international driver's license in Guam.
13:20I took a picture in Guam, and it came out like this.
13:23I don't know what it is.
13:24It's like a souvenir.
13:25It's like a souvenir.
13:26I got an international driver's license.
13:28Everyone trusted me.
13:29And you were driving a car?
13:30I was driving a car.
13:31It's hard to believe now.
13:33What's that?
13:34I don't know what it is.
13:36After that,
13:38I asked him how he did it.
13:40He said,
13:41Thanks to you, I got a driver's license again.
13:43So I invited him to drink with me.
13:46When I went to drink with him,
13:48he dragged me around for a long time.
13:50And then I ran out of money.
13:52Now I have a card.
13:53At that time, I had cash.
13:55When I ran out of cash,
13:56I asked him if he had any more money.
13:58He jumped into a nearby restaurant.
14:01He jumped into a sushi restaurant.
14:03He knelt down.
14:05He said,
14:06Give me my money back.
14:08You drank there?
14:09He knelt down.
14:10You didn't know him?
14:11I didn't know him at all.
14:14He said,
14:15I'm YOKOYAMA, a man.
14:17YOKOYAMA, a man?
14:18YOKOYAMA, a man.
14:19YOKOYAMA, a man.
14:20He said,
14:21Give me my money back.
14:22I have to take the young people and let them eat.
14:24Please give me my money back.
14:26He said that.
14:27It was at midnight.
14:30I was wondering what happened to the sushi restaurant.
14:34But YOKOYAMA is a sushi restaurant.
14:36I know that.
14:37And there was a sale.
14:40I asked him how much it was.
14:41He said,
14:4220,000 yen.
14:4320,000 yen.
14:45It was 20,000 yen at that time.
14:47It was the first half of the 40th year of the Shogunate.
14:49He said,
14:50I'm sorry.
14:51He took out a bag of chopsticks.
14:54There was a bag.
14:55He broke it.
14:56He took it to the manager.
14:58He said,
14:59YOKOYAMA YASUSHI, a man.
15:01I borrowed 20,000 yen.
15:03He put his finger on the pen.
15:06He broke the pen.
15:10He broke the pen.
15:11He broke the pen.
15:12He said,
15:13I'm sorry.
15:14That's amazing.
15:16This is the truth.
15:18When I went to the sushi restaurant,
15:20there was a billboard.
15:21There was a billboard next to the house.
15:24There are octopus, squid, and tuna.
15:26There was a billboard next to the house.
15:28There was a billboard next to the house.
15:29I saw it.
15:30There was a man with a snack billboard.
15:35I asked him to hold the billboard with 20,000 yen.
15:39I asked him that I didn't need rice.
15:42I asked him to hold the billboard with 20,000 yen.
15:44I asked him that I didn't need rice.
15:45He bent and put it in his snack billboard.
15:48He made an ecstasy out of the snack billboard and put it in the buffet.
15:49I turned his back and said,
15:51Yokoyama Yasushi, keyboardist.
15:53This
15:54This is his prized instrument, a keyboard.
15:56I was proud of the keyboard.
15:58This is a similar story.
16:00What kind of historical story is that?
16:02It's a good story.
16:04It's amazing.
16:05What are we going to talk about?
16:08All the episodes are weak.
16:10All the words are weak.
16:12Mr. Seto, what are you going to talk about?
16:14No matter what word I say,
16:16I'll be arrested.
16:18I can't talk about anything.
16:19And it's a story that Happoshu saw in real time, so it's very real.
16:23They were there.
16:24They were there when I said I was going to follow.
16:26They were at the scene.
16:27And I really want to see the receipt.
16:29I want to see it.
16:30We want to see it.
16:32Mr. Yasushi is basically going to the store where the receipt is written.
16:36I'm going to return it later.
16:41Why?
16:42Yokoyama.
16:44Yokoyama?
16:45Yokoyama said, so I can't go.
16:47I can't return it.
16:48He's already convinced.
16:50At that point?
16:51If a man like Yokoyama lowers his head, he'll have a 20,000 yen house.
16:54Please understand.
16:56It's amazing.
16:57He'll say he'll lend it to me.
16:59It's still hard to talk about.
17:01It's still in the rankings.
17:03It's amazing.
17:05It's amazing.
17:06After hearing the episode for the first time in a while, I was surprised.
17:10It's amazing.
17:11It's amazing.
17:12It's a superstar.
17:13I wanted to see it.
17:14It's amazing.
17:15I don't know what would have happened if it was now.
17:16I don't know.
17:17Put everyone's watch in the pot.
17:20This is not everyone.
17:22The director of the meeting said,
17:24Mr. Yasushi, I'm going to have a meeting with you next time, so come home.
17:29I gave the pot to the director.
17:31He said, eat it.
17:32I said, actually, this is the plan.
17:34He said, no, eat it.
17:37I drank it.
17:39But the director doesn't care about time, so he looks at the watch.
17:43I want to go home.
17:44I don't have a meeting.
17:46I don't care about that.
17:48It's cheap or expensive, so show me.
17:50I said, take it off.
17:51He said, take it off.
17:52I took it off.
17:53I thought it was like this, so I didn't care about time.
17:56I put it in the pot.
18:00Did you just talk about an incident?
18:04It's amazing.
18:05Mr. Yasushi, I want you to drink for an hour.
18:09It's a lot.
18:10It's a lot.
18:124th place is Kanpei.
18:15Kanpei is the same.
18:17This is also a debt.
18:19I'm a friend.
18:21Kanpei goes to work anywhere.
18:23After the new movie was over.
18:26He drives a car like BUDZUZAN.
18:30What kind of car is it?
18:31Nissan Fairlady Z.
18:35It's a sports car.
18:37It's like BUDZUZAN.
18:38It's square.
18:39It's like a pole so it doesn't fall.
18:43It's completely different from what I thought.
18:46I'm impressed.
18:48It's a cool car.
18:50Fairlady Z.
18:51What kind of car is it?
18:52He drives a car like BUDZUZAN.
18:54He drives a car anywhere.
18:56Even in Shikoku.
18:57It's night.
18:58It's a car that doesn't fit in Shikoku.
18:59It's a car that doesn't fit in Tokushima.
19:04Where does he go at night?
19:06He goes to a lounge.
19:08It's a snack bar.
19:09He goes to many places.
19:11It's a business trip.
19:13He drives a car like that.
19:14He drives a car that doesn't fit in Shikoku.
19:16He drives a car that doesn't fit in Shikoku.
19:19He goes to a mansion.
19:21He goes to a snack bar in Furukawa Bridge.
19:24He gets too much from there.
19:26A lot of money.
19:27He wants a lot of money.
19:30You know?
19:31He wants a lot of money.
19:33He goes to Furukawa Bridge.
19:34He goes to a counter shop.
19:35He comes out from the back and there are fields around.
19:39In Furukawa Bridge.
19:41He gets dressed in a kimono and comes out.
19:43He welcomes him.
19:44He opens the counter.
19:47I'm sorry I'm late. Thank you.
19:49It's okay.
19:50It's not a rakugo.
19:52I'm sorry, I can't help it today.
19:55You can wear a kimono.
19:57No, no, no.
19:58You don't do rakugo?
19:59No, no, no.
20:00I don't do it.
20:01That's about 15 minutes.
20:02I say hello for about 15 minutes.
20:04To the customers who come.
20:06You're smart.
20:08Why are you carrying such a debt?
20:10That's the thing.
20:11It's the era.
20:13In the bubble era.
20:15It's the era when money fell from the sky.
20:18That's why it's a luxury.
20:20You're saving money.
20:21That's right.
20:23You don't have to buy anything.
20:25You can use it like a ring.
20:29How much was the maximum debt?
20:32Well, to be honest,
20:34I'll tell you.
20:36It's a fact.
20:38It was 120 million yen.
20:41How old were you?
20:43I was over 30.
20:45You were young.
20:47Did you have honey at that time?
20:49I had honey when I was 30.
20:52I had it.
20:54I haven't been home much.
20:56I grew up on my own.
20:57I didn't realize that honey was an adult.
21:00I didn't know it was honey now.
21:03I noticed.
21:05I didn't know it was honey when I was born.
21:09I didn't do anything like a parent.
21:12I'm sorry.
21:14But that's the era.
21:16It's a crazy era.
21:20You said you were going to Shikoku.
21:25You had a tight schedule.
21:28You had to go somewhere by boat.
21:33I had a business trip.
21:36You went to Awajishima alone.
21:38I had a business trip to Awajishima.
21:40I had a business trip to Kaiyukan.
21:43Seto was there.
21:45It took two hours to get there by car.
21:48I couldn't make it in time.
21:49The company prepared a boat for me.
21:51I said I'd be there in an hour.
21:53I got there at top speed.
21:56It was really fast.
21:58It was like riding on a roller coaster.
22:01I was surprised.
22:03There was a lot of water.
22:05I took a deep breath.
22:07I got there.
22:08I couldn't make it in time.
22:12I took a deep breath.
22:14I was soaked.
22:16I couldn't make it in time.
22:18I couldn't make it in time.
22:20Seto was on his way home.
22:22I couldn't make it in time.
22:25I was soaked.
22:28I couldn't make it in time.
22:30It's not 5 minutes and 10 minutes, is it?
22:32You couldn't make it in time.
22:34It took 30 minutes.
22:36I couldn't make it in time.
22:38It's still a mess.
22:41It's a real schedule.
22:46Do you have any episodes with Kanpei?
22:49I went to Amurado.
22:51I went to Saipan with him.
22:54He said he could participate in the marathon.
22:57He said he could participate in the marathon.
22:59After I finished drinking,
23:02I drank until 6 in the morning.
23:06Did you drink after the marathon?
23:08No, I drank before the marathon.
23:10I drank until 6 in the morning.
23:12We drank until 6 in the morning.
23:16We were going to go back to the hotel.
23:20We had to shoot at 8 in the morning.
23:23We had to shoot at 8 in the morning.
23:25We went back to the hotel and slept for an hour.
23:29We were so tired.
23:31We couldn't drink alcohol.
23:33The master didn't go back to the hotel.
23:37He was running around the hotel.
23:41He drank alcohol.
23:43He ran Saipan marathon.
23:45He was so tired.
23:48I don't know what that means.
23:50I don't know what that physical strength means.
23:53Isn't that amazing?
23:55I don't know what you're talking about.
23:57I went to Hawaii more than 10 years ago.
24:01I'm addicted to climbing trees.
24:04I heard that.
24:06He was climbing trees.
24:08I'm addicted to climbing trees.
24:10I'm addicted to climbing trees.
24:12I'm addicted to climbing trees.
24:15It's fun to climb trees.
24:17It's fun to watch people climbing trees.
24:22Why?
24:24I'm addicted to climbing trees.
24:26I'm addicted to climbing trees.
24:28I'm addicted to climbing trees.
24:32I don't know.
24:34I don't know.
24:36You're injured.
24:38I'm injured.
24:40You're injured.
24:42Don't imitate me.
24:44Don't imitate me.
24:46Don't imitate me.
24:50How do you feel?
24:52You just heard the legend.
24:54The time is different from now.
24:57I'm glad that I'm in the present.
25:05He announced the first place from the third place.
25:08And...
25:10I was told that the first place and third place were the same.
25:13However, you shouldn't misunderstand.
25:16Don't avoid me.
25:18You talk a lot.
25:20It's a very good program.
25:24You were laughing so much.
25:31The third place in the Kansai legend ranking is...
25:37He is smart, good at talking, and fashionable.
25:42He is smart, good at talking, and fashionable.
25:46He is smart, good at talking, and fashionable.
25:50I like Mr. Miki and Mr. Ryutaro Kamioka.
25:54I like Mr. Ryutaro Kamioka.
25:57The third place is Mr. Ryutaro Kamioka.
26:00He was very funny.
26:02He was the first director of the Detective Night Scoop.
26:06He was popular for his handsome face and his Japanese skills.
26:10He was popular for his handsome face and his Japanese skills.
26:13However, he suddenly retired from the entertainment industry in 2000.
26:18The shock was terrible.
26:21The people in the town were also shocked.
26:24I was very worried that he retired when he was so popular.
26:28I was very worried that he retired when he was so popular.
26:31He was a beautiful retiree.
26:33He was a beautiful retiree.
26:35Did you get along well with him?
26:37Did you get along well with him?
26:40Did you get along well with him?
26:41I see.
26:42Many people want to know why he retired.
26:48The second place is...
26:52The second place is...
26:54The second place is...
26:55He has a beautiful wife.
26:58He has a beautiful wife.
27:02I love him.
27:03Who is he?
27:05I love my lover.
27:08He is Kiyoshi Nishikawa.
27:09He is Kiyoshi Nishikawa.
27:11He is Kiyoshi's master.
27:13The second place is...
27:15He has a beautiful wife.
27:18He is Kiyoshi Nishikawa.
27:19They ranked in the national episode comedy festival.
27:24They ranked in the national episode comedy festival.
27:26Neighborhoods got worried.
27:28I think it's because of Helen. I used to show her at Mino, and she used to come here a lot.
27:35I wonder what it's like at home.
27:38It seems like she has the image of a natural person.
27:41Even if her juniors think she's a bit weird,
27:44I often hear from her teachers that there are things that she's convinced of.
27:49She seems to have a serious and natural personality, and she seems to be interested in the life of a married couple at home.
27:56Master Happo, please give us the news of these people in the dressing room.
28:05There are two legends.
28:07What about Ryuutarou Kamioka, Master Happo?
28:10Of course, he's a bit older than me.
28:13When I retired at the age of 60, I was already in my fifties.
28:18I quit at the age of 60.
28:20I told my wife that I was a comedian at the age of 60, and she said,
28:23Look at the TV. It's dirty.
28:25I can't be told that.
28:27My wife said,
28:29You can't do that.
28:31So I quit at the age of 60.
28:33First of all, the image is bad.
28:35When I turned 60, I quit right away.
28:38The problem is after I quit.
28:41I quit every time I see him.
28:44I quit because I was bored.
28:47All I can do is go to the beach or play golf.
28:52I've seen him acting, but I can't do that every day.
28:57I can't play golf every day.
28:59I'm bored, so I have to quit.
29:02I can't say I'm quitting.
29:05So I have to quit Kamioka's will.
29:09Will?
29:11I have to quit.
29:12You recommend the opposite of what you did.
29:14Retirement is the word of a superstar.
29:18Even if a superstar says,
29:20Why are you being pushed?
29:24Comedians don't say what retirement is.
29:31Even if you don't say retirement, you'll disappear on your own.
29:36I see. Even if you quit.
29:38However, you shouldn't misunderstand.
29:41When I became a superstar, it was over.
29:45Superstars can't last long.
29:50I wanted to be a superstar.
29:55But I became a superstar.
29:57I quit because I became a superstar.
30:00I see.
30:01I imagine this.
30:03It's his image.
30:05Don't avoid it.
30:07You talk a lot.
30:09Seven lemon sours.
30:11You talk a lot.
30:13I have such an image.
30:15He was an interior designer.
30:18He's a man who's been thinking about it.
30:23The first-class and the third-class are the same.
30:28The first-class is the same as the third-class.
30:30The third-class is the same as the first-class.
30:32The second-class can't last long.
30:35It's like a super sub.
30:37I quit because I became a first-class.
30:41It's deep.
30:43I imagined it.
30:45It's a very good program.
30:49It's a variety of angles.
30:52You were laughing so much.
30:55It's like a firework.
30:58How did you meet KAMIOKA after retirement?
31:02I met him at a golf course.
31:04SHINSUKE told me not to quit.
31:09I called him and told him not to quit.
31:13KAMIOKA is SHINSUKE?
31:15I don't know because I quit.
31:18I'm bored because I quit.
31:20I told him not to quit.
31:23But SHINSUKE quit.
31:26I'm bored because I quit.
31:29If I have time, I want to do something I can't do when I'm working.
31:35It's a new business.
31:37If I quit my job, I'll be bored.
31:43How old do you want to be?
31:48Do you think about it?
31:50I feel like I'm old.
31:54Physically.
31:56I want to be an entertainer until I collapse.
32:00Have you ever thought about quitting your job?
32:03I can quit anytime.
32:06I can't quit.
32:09It's your favorite.
32:11If I quit, I won't be bored.
32:14If I quit my job, I won't have anything to do.
32:18I can't quit my job.
32:22I can quit my job.
32:24You have become a second-rate entertainer.
32:28I don't want to be a gardener.
32:32We have a license to be a gardener.
32:35You are a first-rate entertainer.
32:37I'm a first-rate entertainer to cut concrete.
32:39I'm a first-rate entertainer to cut a fence.
32:43You are a first-rate entertainer.
32:46I'm a first-rate entertainer.
32:49The second place is Kiyoshi.
32:52Thanks to NISHIKAWA, I was able to work with him.
32:58I was in trouble.
33:00I'm still in trouble.
33:02Do you meet Kiyoshi almost every week?
33:06Kiyoshi NISHIKAWA is a big name.
33:10Kiyoshi NISHIKAWA when I was in trouble.
33:14I was with him.
33:16We worked together a lot.
33:18I know him well.
33:20He is serious.
33:22That's why he is a big name.
33:26He is straightforward.
33:29Let me tell you about NISHIKAWA.
33:31There was a program that aired at 8 a.m. every day.
33:37UTSUMI MIDORI and NISHIKAWA appeared on the national network.
33:41They appeared regularly.
33:44Kiyoshi NISHIKAWA was late.
33:48Kiyoshi NISHIKAWA was late for the program at 8 a.m.
33:52It was 4 to 5 minutes late.
33:54UTSUMI MIDORI was happy.
33:59Kiyoshi NISHIKAWA was late.
34:02I rarely do that.
34:04I was surprised.
34:06Kiyoshi NISHIKAWA was 5 minutes late.
34:08Kiyoshi NISHIKAWA was suddenly late.
34:10Kiyoshi NISHIKAWA was in a hurry.
34:14Kiyoshi NISHIKAWA was leading the program.
34:17He lowered his head in front of the camera.
34:22He said, I'm sorry.
34:25He said, I'm sorry.
34:28The program was not going well.
34:30The program was not going well.
34:32He was in the commercial.
34:34An actress came to the program.
34:36He asked the actress about various things.
34:38He asked the actress about various things.
34:40He was in the middle of the TV.
34:43He was in the middle of the TV.
34:45Kiyoshi NISHIKAWA said, I'm sorry.
34:51Every time I was in the TV.
34:53He was talking to the guest.
34:55He said, I'm sorry.
34:57He was too serious.
34:59He was bothering the audience.
35:01I can imagine.
35:03The program was over.
35:05The program was over.
35:07He said goodbye.
35:09He stepped forward and said, I'm sorry.
35:12He said goodbye again.
35:14He was a Russian.
35:16He said, I'm late.
35:18He was a director.
35:20He was a director.
35:22He said, I'm sorry.
35:24He stepped forward.
35:26He was in the car.
35:28He was in the car.
35:30He was walking a dog.
35:32He was walking a dog.
35:34He opened the window.
35:36He said, I'm sorry.
35:38He said, I'm sorry.
35:40He said, I'm sorry.
35:43He was a dog.
35:51Kiyoshi NISHIKAWA said, I'm sorry.
35:55I think he was watching the program.
35:57I think he was watching the program.
36:01Kiyoshi NISHIKAWA was a good friend.
36:05I was watching TV.
36:07Many people talked about Kiyoshi NISHIKAWA.
36:09Many people talked about Kiyoshi NISHIKAWA.
36:12Helen says, Old man.
36:14When I heard that,
36:16Karen said, my husband has been a weird man for two years.
36:18Karen says, my husband has been a weird man for two years.
36:28I did a program called the fairs of the tiger gate in the past.
36:31I did a program called the fairs of the tiger gate in the past.
36:35These boys were doing an emcee.
36:37I was in a show where I was trained by my mother.
36:39At the end of the show, there was a part where I had to write a poem about love.
36:41I had to write a poem about love.
36:43I had to write a poem about love.
36:45The poem was written by Master Kiyoshi.
36:47I was in the middle of a rehearsal.
36:49I said,
36:51I said,
36:53I said,
36:55I said,
36:57I said,
36:59I said,
37:01I said,
37:03I said,
37:05I said,
37:07I said,
37:09I said,
37:11I said,
37:13I said,
37:15I said,
37:17I said,
37:19I said,
37:21I said,
37:23I said,
37:25I said,
37:27I said,
37:29I said,
37:31I said,
37:33I thought it was funny.
37:35I didn't realize that.
37:37You also witnessed something amazing.
37:39When we were on NGK,
37:41when Mr. Bunshi was telling a story on stage,
37:44Mr. Kiyoshi was watching.
37:46Suddenly, he said,
37:48I can't stand it anymore.
37:50So he went to the stage.
37:52Mr. Bunshi was doing it.
37:54The audience was excited.
37:56Mr. Bunshi said,
37:58why don't we have a talk?
38:00Mr. Kiyoshi said,
38:02how many bread buns are there in Anpanman?
38:06Suddenly,
38:08Mr. Bunshi asked,
38:10are there 6 bread buns?
38:12Mr. Kiyoshi said,
38:14is that so?
38:16It was not a quiz,
38:18it was just a question.
38:20He said, thank you.
38:226 bread buns?
38:26I can't stand it anymore.
38:28I don't know the answer.
38:30I wanted to ask Mr. Bunshi.
38:32At that timing.
38:34It was amazing.
38:36I didn't know he could do it.
38:38There was a TV show called
38:40Kiyoshi Family Banzai.
38:42At the end,
38:44I said,
38:46Kiyoshi Family,
38:48let's say Banzai together.
38:50At the end,
38:52Kiyoshi Banzai Family!
38:54I don't know the order.
38:56I don't know the order.
38:58I don't know the order.
39:00I don't know the order.
39:02Now,
39:04it's time to announce the 1st place.
39:06The legend that
39:08Kansai people want to hear
39:10the most is...
39:12It's interesting.
39:14It's exciting.
39:16I think it's the most famous one in Kansai.
39:18A little face,
39:20a little eyes,
39:22a little fox face.
39:24In Shinkansen,
39:26Sanma Takashiya.
39:28Sanma?
39:30I love Sanma.
39:32The 1st place is
39:34Sanma Takashiya.
39:36He has been active
39:38in the entertainment world
39:40for more than 40 years.
39:42He is one of the laughing big three.
39:44He is a legend that everyone recognizes.
39:46In Shinkansen,
39:48regardless of age or gender,
39:50he is a god fan.
39:52He is a god fan.
39:54I heard that
39:56he is talking to everyone
39:58with a smile.
40:00He is a god fan.
40:02He is a god fan.
40:04He is a god fan.
40:06He has met Sanma Takashiya
40:08in person.
40:10I was walking in Nakano Island.
40:12A festival-like group
40:14came to me.
40:16Sanma Takashiya
40:18was walking in the front.
40:20He said,
40:22Hello!
40:24I thought he was special.
40:26I thought he was special.
40:28There are many stories
40:30about Sanma.
40:32As a result,
40:34many people want to hear more.
40:36That's all.
40:38This is Kansai Legend Ranking.
40:40This is Kansai Legend Ranking.
40:42Please tell us
40:44about Sanma.
40:48Sanma?
40:50There are many stories
40:52about Sanma.
40:54I'm still young,
40:56so I may say something wrong.
40:58I'm sorry.
41:00I'm sorry.
41:02I'm sorry.
41:04I'm sorry.
41:06I'm sorry.
41:08I'm sorry.
41:10I'm sorry.
41:12I'm sorry.
41:14I'm sorry.
41:16I'm sorry.
41:18I was a comedian
41:20in ABC.
41:22I was on the show.
41:26I had a rehearsal
41:28at noon.
41:30I had a rehearsal at noon.
41:32I had a meal
41:34before the rehearsal.
41:36At that time,
41:38Nakamura,
41:40the best comedian,
41:42came to my school.
41:44He said,
41:46he was an employee
41:48of the southern bank.
41:50He said,
41:52there was a lot of money
41:54in the account.
41:56He said,
41:58he wanted me to pay
42:00the balance.
42:02He came to my school.
42:04I was happy
42:06because I was a member of the bank.
42:08I still don't understand the word.
42:10In those days,
42:12the interest rate was high.
42:14I said, I got it.
42:16Then the manager said, thank you.
42:18I said, will you come again?
42:20He said, yes, I will.
42:22I don't know when he left.
42:24After that, he put all the money down.
42:28He put all the money down.
42:30He put it in another bank.
42:32Well, I don't know what kind of face the manager made.
42:36He put it down,
42:38he didn't put it in a regular bank,
42:40he put it in another bank.
42:42I don't know why.
42:44I didn't see it.
42:46More than that,
42:48the money spilled from a regular bank.
42:50I don't know what that means.
42:52It's a regular bank,
42:54so it's a waste.
42:56I see.
42:58The money comes in.
43:00I don't know what it is,
43:02but it comes in,
43:04but I can't use it.
43:06I can only use lard and coke.
43:08At that time, it was cigarette lard and coke.
43:10I don't know how much I made,
43:12but it all came in.
43:14That's what the manager said.
43:16He said,
43:18it's a waste.
43:20He said,
43:22it's a waste.
43:24He said,
43:26it's a waste.
43:28He said,
43:30it's a waste.
43:32He said,
43:34it's a waste.
43:36He said,
43:38it's a waste.
43:40I've never heard of Sanma's debt.
43:42Right.
43:44He said,
43:46it's a waste.
43:48He said,
43:50it's a waste.
43:52He said,
43:54it's a waste.
43:56He said,
43:58it's a waste.
44:00He said,
44:02it's a waste.
44:04It's a waste.
44:06I don't think he's ever played a hero who only eats snacks on the counter.
44:12He's never gone to the farm to change clothes.
44:14I don't think he's ever gone to the farm to ask for a can of beer.
44:18If you say it yourself, you're the strongest.
44:21I've never experienced it.
44:24If there was a Snack One Grand Prix, I'd be the only one who could win.
44:29That was funny.
44:34There was a girl named Fuan from Sanma-kun.
44:37She asked me to meet her.
44:40She asked me to meet Sanma-chan.
44:43I thought it was a good idea.
44:46Instead, I said,
44:47You can't meet her alone.
44:49Bring someone else.
44:52He's laughing.
44:56Bring someone else.
44:57I said, you can't bring someone else.
44:59She said, I'm going to say no.
45:01I said, I'm going to say no.
45:06When the two of us got there,
45:12I said, What do you want?
45:14I said, I'm not interested.
45:17What do you want?
45:21I don't know if you can understand what I'm saying.
45:25I thought it was Showa.
45:28I said, you can't bring someone else.
45:36On February 15th this year,
45:39At the Kira-kan in Kobe,
45:43We're going to have an eight-room play.
45:45We're going to have an eight-room play.
45:47We're going to have an eight-room play.
45:49We're going to have an eight-room play.
45:51We're going to have an eight-room play.
45:53We're going to have an eight-room play.
45:55We're going to have an eight-room play.
45:57We're going to have an eight-room play.
45:59It's a really gooduges.
46:01You were talking to me the other day.
46:03Your love story
46:05You can seeit.
46:07You can hear that story.
46:15I can listen to Godfather's music.
46:18It's not funny.
46:20Just once.
46:21A phantom once.
46:22One more time.
46:23Say it again.
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46:29120 million.