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00:00I don't want to touch Abe-san's body, so please don't do that.
00:04Then I'll be like, wow, that's amazing.
00:06It's like a gathering of relatives.
00:08It's like a relative's uncle touching him.
00:11Now, let's move on.
00:13Next is the unprecedented shocking video segment.
00:18In Night Scoop, there's a lot of things like,
00:21I'm going to show you this, more than any other show.
00:23There's a lot of that.
00:24A lot.
00:26The unprecedented shocking video segment.
00:29First of all...
00:34My father has been using a wig for 35 years,
00:37but it's a secret other than my family.
00:40However, there was a motion caused by the temperature,
00:43so he started saying he wanted to take it off.
00:45My family hopes that he will make an opportunity for him to come out.
00:50I didn't notice it at all until that point.
00:54You didn't notice it at all?
00:56I didn't notice it at all.
00:58My mother, who passed away,
01:00was next to me at that time,
01:02and said, why don't you just say it?
01:06It's a pretty serious feeling.
01:09Actually, it's a wig.
01:12It was a little while ago.
01:142011.
01:1613 years ago.
01:17It's completely different.
01:18There's no picture in between.
01:21At that time...
01:23Is this the same person?
01:25This is the dimension, probably.
01:27It's completely different.
01:29Did you ever feel uncomfortable as a family?
01:32One day, he said he would go to the barber shop.
01:34So I went to the barber shop.
01:36And when I came back,
01:38my hair was growing.
01:42Are you doing a reindeer face here?
01:44That's right.
01:45Are you doing it?
01:46I'm doing it.
01:47Are you doing it?
01:48It's purple.
01:51The purple t-shirt on the back is your father, right?
01:54That's right.
01:56I'm nervous.
01:57Hello.
01:59Nice to meet you.
02:01Today,
02:02I'm going to ask you what kind of material you're going to talk about.
02:06Good morning.
02:08I've been keeping it a secret for a long time.
02:11It's been a lot of trouble.
02:14I don't have a chance to say it.
02:18I might be able to say it now.
02:21When did you start wearing a wig?
02:24It's been more than 30 years.
02:27I'm about 35 years old.
02:30I don't think I would have been able to wear it if I was in my 50s.
02:34My daughter was still young.
02:36I was still a child.
02:38I see.
02:39You were worried about yourself,
02:41but were you worried about your daughter?
02:43I was worried that my daughter would be bullied.
02:45I was half worried about that.
02:47I see.
02:48I was still young.
02:50Did you consult with your wife?
02:52Yes, of course.
02:54She told me to wear a wig for my daughter.
02:57I see.
02:58Did you consult with your wife?
02:59Yes, I did.
03:01To be honest, it's very natural.
03:03Yes, it is.
03:05I don't think there are many people who don't wear a wig.
03:13I don't feel like I'm deceiving my daughter.
03:19You should be honest.
03:21I told her the truth, but I wasn't honest.
03:26Hello.
03:27Hello.
03:28I'm TSUHINAKA.
03:30I'm from Team India.
03:32If you know anything about SAKUJI, please raise your hand.
03:39Is it okay if I don't know if it's a lie or not?
03:41Yes, it's okay.
03:42One, two, three.
03:44Everyone raised their hands.
03:46Almost everyone except TSUHINAKA raised their hands.
03:50I think it's a lie.
03:52Is it a suspicion?
03:53Yes, it's a suspicion.
03:55Everyone is half-believing and half-believing.
03:57Is that so?
03:59What should we do?
04:00If it's going to be like this, it's okay.
04:03If it's going to be like this, we have no choice but to do it.
04:07What did you say?
04:08We have no choice but to do it.
04:09We have no choice but to do it.
04:11When I was graduating, I had a hat.
04:18I don't know what kind of hat it is, but I had a hat like this.
04:23I don't have a hat.
04:26Hello.
04:27Hello.
04:28Nice to meet you.
04:30I'm TETSUO KATAOKA, the world's one and only.
04:37Nice to meet you.
04:39There is a string attached to it.
04:41It's a puppet of that rocket.
04:47I see.
04:483, 2, 1, 0.
04:55My neck is broken.
04:57I'm sorry. It must have hurt.
05:00My neck is broken.
05:01My neck is broken.
05:04I'm a little worried about whether it will stop.
05:07We have a lot of people here.
05:09First of all, this is the classmates.
05:14How long have you been together?
05:15It's been a long time.
05:16And next to them are the farmers.
05:19Nice to meet you.
05:21This is the Indian team.
05:23Nice to meet you.
05:24And everyone in the family.
05:26Thank you for coming.
05:28Thank you very much for coming to the announcement ceremony.
05:34Here comes the star of the day.
05:45The drums are playing.
05:49The main character of the day is walking on the red carpet.
06:00Great.
06:02Thank you for coming today.
06:05I'm 73 years old this month.
06:09I can walk straight on a curved road.
06:14Actually, I want to tell you a secret.
06:20Today is my second birthday.
06:25Your second birthday?
06:26Yes.
06:28You're two years old now.
06:30Please see my true self.
06:37Here we go.
06:49Goodbye.
06:55Goodbye.
07:00Goodbye.
07:04Goodbye.
07:13Goodbye.
07:14Goodbye.
07:18It's embarrassing.
07:21Goodbye.
07:30Goodbye.
07:53I was a little impressed.
07:56What kind of tears will you cry?
08:01I'm happy.
08:03Do you want to cry?
08:06I'm tearing up.
08:09It doesn't matter if you have or don't have hair.
08:20Goodbye.
08:25Thank you for coming today.
08:27She looked up at the ceiling of her house and said,
08:30I can make a squid with this ceiling fan.
08:35Is that possible?
08:37I want to make her dream come true.
08:42I saw a video of a squid spinning.
08:50This is how you make a squid.
08:53When I saw the ceiling fan spinning,
08:56I thought I could make a squid with it.
09:01I haven't told you yet.
09:03I'm telling you.
09:05She's not serious. She's just kidding.
09:09I see.
09:15Hello.
09:17I'm Nio Katsura, a detective.
09:22Do you know why I'm here?
09:28Well...
09:31Squid.
09:35I know.
09:40This is the ceiling fan.
09:43Is this a good one?
09:45Yes, it is.
09:47It's a good one.
09:48It's about 80,000 yen.
09:49That's good.
09:51This is how you spin it.
09:55I usually spin it like this.
10:01This is...
10:04fast.
10:05How can I make a squid with this?
10:08Hello.
10:10You said you wanted to make a squid.
10:14I have a night scoop.
10:16I mean the ceiling fan.
10:18I'll tell you later.
10:19What?
10:20I'll call you in the morning.
10:22Okay.
10:23I think he's doing something.
10:25I think so, too.
10:26I'm going to buy a squid.
10:29Please do.
10:30Okay.
10:31A fish shop.
10:34Excuse me.
10:36Wow, it's beautiful.
10:38What kind of squid is this?
10:40It's a swordfish.
10:41A swordfish.
10:43I want to make a swordfish.
10:46This is a good one.
10:48It's a good one.
10:49There's a ceiling fan.
10:52I want to make a swordfish with a ceiling fan.
10:56I'm more interested in it.
10:59I bought a squid.
11:05Have you ever cut a squid?
11:07Yes, I have.
11:08Really?
11:09Yes.
11:10Really?
11:11Can you show me how to do it?
11:29Good job.
11:36It's beautiful.
11:37You should do it, too.
11:41I'm going to make a swordfish with a ceiling fan.
11:44Bring it out.
11:47Do I have to hold it?
11:48Yes.
11:50Then, turn it upside down.
11:54Is it okay?
11:57Is it okay?
12:00It's cute.
12:05Okay.
12:06I did it.
12:11It's exactly like this.
12:13Let's turn it.
12:25It's amazing.
12:26It's cute.
12:30It's beautiful.
12:32It's amazing.
12:35It's exactly as I imagined.
12:37It's exactly as I imagined.
12:39Mom, welcome home.
12:41It's beautiful.
12:43It's amazing.
12:44But...
12:46It smells.
12:49My ideal swordfish is...
12:51I want to make a swordfish with a ceiling fan.
12:56You want to make a swordfish with a ceiling fan.
12:58I don't know how long I have to wait.
13:03I see.
13:07Hello.
13:08Hello.
13:09Nice to meet you.
13:11Nice to meet you, too.
13:12The number of subscribers of this channel is 1.75 million.
13:18The number of views of this channel is more than 1.5 billion.
13:24He is a YouTuber who is good at making swordfish.
13:27He wants to make a swordfish with a ceiling fan.
13:31How do you make it?
13:34It's a little slow.
13:36Is it slow?
13:37I think so.
13:38If you rotate it a lot with a ceiling fan, you can make it in one day.
13:43I see.
13:44It takes about a week to make it.
13:46A week?
13:48It's only possible to make it overnight.
13:51Is it different from making it overnight?
13:55It's a little soft, but the taste is strong.
14:00Swordfish is hard.
14:03I see.
14:04But if you can make it overnight, it's delicious.
14:07It's delicious.
14:09I see.
14:10I heard you want to make a swordfish with a ceiling fan.
14:13I'm not good at it.
14:15If I make a swordfish with a ceiling fan, it's like a blower.
14:19You put the fan on the rope and blow it.
14:30I'll turn it on.
14:32It's cute.
14:34It's cute.
14:37Put the blower on the shelf.
14:40One, two, three, four.
14:53The next day
15:18How do you like it?
15:20I think it's good.
15:24This is great.
15:43It's a swordfish.
15:45That's right.
15:47It's like this.
15:49I'm glad.
15:53It smells good.
15:57It smells like a swordfish.
16:03The taste is strong.
16:05It's soft and delicious.
16:12It's delicious.
16:15It's perfect.
16:17Is it perfect?
16:18It's delicious.
16:19It's full of umami.
16:24If you want to eat swordfish, you can make it here.
16:27I'll go make it.
16:29Take it home.
16:32The next day
16:45Aichi Prefectural Admission
16:57I'm from Aichi Prefecture.
16:59Here is a reply from a 34-year-old employee.
17:03I have a passion that I won't lose to anyone.
17:08It's a bowling match where you drink alcohol and do it while you're drooling.
17:13It's drooling bowling.
17:15Usually, when you're drooling, your legs and waist don't move, and your vision is blurred.
17:21And if you're going to do bowling, your performance will drop, but I'll go up.
17:27You can throw better than you did when you were a scholar.
17:31That's where one thought came up.
17:35If it's this drooling bowling, I think you can beat the master of bowling.
17:42Please verify it.
17:45Everyone, this was fun, wasn't it?
17:47It was really fun.
17:49This is a request I was in charge of.
17:52Mr. Abe, do you understand the meaning of drooling bowling?
17:55It's like bowling when you're really drunk.
17:57That's right.
17:59It's fun even if you don't watch the video.
18:01That's right.
18:06Nice to meet you.
18:08You're not drinking right now, are you?
18:10No, I'm drunk.
18:12The more you get drunk, the better you get.
18:14That's right.
18:16I can score better when I'm drooling.
18:18What's the difference between you and me?
18:20Concentration.
18:22Do you concentrate when you're drinking bowling?
18:24The ball is heavy and you have to decide.
18:26This movement is also blurred.
18:28It's all in my head.
18:30The average of all people.
18:32There are about 100 to 130 people in one game.
18:34Some people are bad.
18:36But when you become a professional bowler,
18:38The average is around 220.
18:40What was the score when you played bowling in Shiragawa?
18:44160 or 170.
18:46You're pretty good at it.
18:48That's right.
18:50Everyone came drunk.
18:52Let's play bowling.
18:54What's the score?
18:56I'm confident I can score 200.
18:58That's a lot higher.
19:01First of all, the score when you're drunk.
19:03Show me the score when you're drunk.
19:05Let's play one game at a time.
19:07I got it.
19:09I can drink alcohol.
19:11I can drink alcohol.
19:13I can drink alcohol.
19:15I can drink alcohol.
19:17This time,
19:19Shinsaibashi Sanboru, which is located in Osaka,
19:21It's a one-floor rental.
19:23It's a one-floor rental.
19:25It's a one-floor rental.
19:27It's not like this.
19:30I'm going to verify it seriously.
19:32I'm going to verify it seriously.
19:34First of all, Shirafu.
19:36Shirafu Kohagura.
19:38Shirafu Kohagura will play one game.
19:40Don't let go of your hand.
19:42I won't let go of my hand.
19:44I'll verify it seriously.
19:46I'll verify it seriously.
19:48After this, I'll have Kohagura do it as usual.
19:50After this, I'll have Kohagura do it as usual.
19:52Which one will go up?
19:54Let's start the verification.
19:56First of all, Shirafu Kohagura.
19:59Chestnut is the first challenger.
20:01Game start!
20:03He is good.
20:09This is the first challenge, so horse is good.
20:11You can bend it.
20:13Besides, horse is more good at being horrible.
20:15Besides, horse is more good at being horrible.
20:17It will be more aggressive when it is blamed.
20:21Is there anything better than so far?
20:23In fact, two hours have passed since this challenge,
20:25In fact, two hours have passed since this challenge,
20:27Now, it's time to start the fight that will make you feel like you're going to throw up in high school.
20:33Are you okay?
20:34Yes, I'm fine.
20:35You're fine, right?
20:36You're in better shape now, right?
20:38Cheers.
20:39Cheers.
20:40Did you throw up?
20:42Cheers.
20:43It's a sad story, but it's getting fun.
20:46You're drinking a lot of highball.
20:48How are you feeling?
20:50No, no, no.
20:51You're not going to throw up, right?
20:52I won.
20:53I don't know who you beat, though.
20:58You're drunk, right?
20:59You're fine, right?
21:00All right, then.
21:01It's time to start the fight.
21:03Let's go.
21:04Are you focused?
21:05Yes, I am.
21:06Let's see how good you are.
21:08This is the first round.
21:10Here we go.
21:22He's taken the first hit.
21:25Now, he's taking a big bite.
21:27He looks like Suiken.
21:29He's taking a big bite.
21:33He took the first hit.
21:34That was a great strike.
21:36I'm in good shape.
21:37Can you see the line?
21:38I can see it now.
21:39Shirafu's third kohakutou.
21:43It's a nice curve.
21:46Shirafu's third kohakutou.
21:49Is he going to be okay?
21:50I don't think so.
21:51Is he going to be okay? He's so good.
21:53But I'm better at belbel.
21:54Let's see.
21:55Belbel's kohakutou.
21:57Take your time. Calm down.
22:02Shirafu's third kohakutou.
22:04Shirafu's third kohakutou.
22:07Why?
22:08Shirafu's third kohakutou.
22:10Belbel's kohakutou.
22:11Is he going to be okay?
22:18Shirafu's third kohakutou.
22:25He's so good.
22:26He's so good.
22:27Belbel's kohakutou.
22:28He's so good.
22:29Shirafu's third kohakutou.
22:31The more you drink, the stronger you get.
22:50Shirafu's sixth kohakutou.
23:01He's a little bit better.
23:05I want to drink.
23:06You want to drink?
23:07Drink alcohol and relax.
23:09That's how you get stronger.
23:11When you're so scared, you can't relax.
23:14You can relax.
23:17Shirafu's seventh kohakutou.
23:19Shirafu's seventh kohakutou.
23:28I don't know what he's saying.
23:30He's saying something.
23:32Shirafu's eighth kohakutou.
23:41Shirafu's ninth kohakutou.
23:46Shirafu's last kohakutou.
23:53Shirafu's total kohakutou is 177.
23:58Belbel's tenth kohakutou.
24:12He's climbing up because it's his last strike.
24:16Shirafu's tenth kohakutou.
24:28Shirafu's total kohakutou is 227.
24:35Shirafu's total kohakutou is 50.
24:39Belbel is really good.
24:44I was going to call a professional bowler to have a match.
24:49But I heard that professional bowlers can't drink too much.
24:55But it's okay.
24:56I'm inviting a master today.
24:59Please come in.
25:02He's drinking.
25:06He's a comedian from Sun Music.
25:08I'm talking right now.
25:10He's a truck driver from Abekome 300.
25:14Congratulations, Mr. Takeyama.
25:16His height is 279 cm.
25:20He's a woman.
25:21He won the All Japan Championships Masters.
25:23He's also participating in the national team this year.
25:26He's Mirai Kanihara.
25:32They've been drinking at the izakaya for about three hours.
25:38I'm so happy.
25:39I don't usually drink.
25:42You should never drink.
25:44You'll lose your concentration.
25:45We'll play one game.
25:47One game?
25:48Yes, one game.
25:49We'll play one game.
25:50The order is...
25:51No.1 is Truck Smith.
25:53No.2 is Mirai Kanihara.
25:55No.3 is Belbel Kohakuya.
25:58We'll play one game.
26:01Let's start with Truck Smith.
26:05There's a rule.
26:08He looks good.
26:13Two minutes left.
26:15Mirai Kanihara, let's go.
26:17He's the worst.
26:20He's good.
26:24I can't think of a second game.
26:28I can't do it anymore.
26:29Mirai Kanihara.
26:32Oh, no.
26:38Four minutes left.
26:49Three minutes left.
26:51Belbel Kohakuya.
26:54He's good.
26:58Three minutes left.
27:02What are you going to do?
27:03Are you giving up?
27:05I can't do it anymore.
27:07No contest.
27:13Truck Smith, 153.
27:15Mirai Kanihara, 150.
27:17But Belbel Kohakuya is 227.
27:21I'm going to lose.
27:23You lost the game, but you won the game.
27:27I'm going to drink.
27:28You're not going to drink.
27:32How was Belbel Bowling?
27:35It was the best.
27:37I can't watch it on TV.
27:41I'm so drunk that I can only watch it on TV.
27:47By the way, what happens if Belbel becomes a judo player?
27:50I can't do it.
27:52I can't do it.
27:54I can't do it.
27:59Next is the Super Kids category.
28:02The kids are also a specialty of the Night Scoop.
28:05They cooperated with us.
28:09The Super Kids category.
28:11First is...
28:16He's in the 6th grade and he's 178 centimeters tall.
28:20Ryosuke wanted to meet an elementary school student who was about the same height as him.
28:28It's big.
28:31It's big.
28:33How old are you?
28:34I'm 12 years old.
28:3612 years old?
28:37You're mature.
28:39How tall is your mother?
28:41She's 168 centimeters.
28:43She's tall.
28:45She's older than me.
28:47How tall is your sister?
28:48173 centimeters.
28:49She's tall.
28:51How tall is your father?
28:53He's the same height as me.
28:55He's the same height as you?
28:58Do you drink a lot of milk?
29:00When I'm thirsty at home, I drink milk.
29:05Are you serious?
29:06Please drink milk.
29:08Do you have any problems?
29:10When I pass by the train station, I have to pay for my child's ticket.
29:14People around me look at me.
29:16I see.
29:17They look at me.
29:18They look at me.
29:22They look at me.
29:23Do you play any sports?
29:25I used to play basketball at a school club.
29:28Basketball?
29:29Everyone likes basketball, so I want to play basketball.
29:33But when I play defense, I can't pass the ball.
29:39People often call me a wall.
29:42The nickname of a tall person is a wall.
29:45Can I take a picture of you?
29:47This is the picture.
29:49I think this is the easiest picture to take.
29:51You look like an elementary school student.
29:54You don't look good in red and white.
29:58I usually take off my clothes.
30:00I see.
30:01You want to find someone who can play basketball with you.
30:04I want to meet someone who can play basketball with me.
30:08I wonder if there is such a person.
30:11I'll do my best.
30:15Did you find it?
30:17I found it.
30:26Hello.
30:28What's your name?
30:29My name is TAISHI MATSUNA.
30:30How old are you?
30:32I'm 12 years old.
30:33You are 12 years old.
30:35How tall are you?
30:36181 cm.
30:38181?
30:40What is your request this time?
30:43I want to meet someone who is about the same height as me when I was in elementary school.
30:47I see.
30:52Your mom is big too.
30:54Yes.
30:55How tall is your mom?
30:56169 cm.
30:57How tall is your dad?
30:59My dad is about 182 cm.
31:03It's genetic.
31:05Do you drink milk?
31:06No, I don't like milk.
31:07Hey!
31:09What's the point of drinking milk?
31:11I trusted you.
31:13What's your nickname?
31:14My nickname?
31:15People call me Kabe.
31:17Oh, people call you Kabe.
31:19Have you ever been called that?
31:20Yes.
31:21Do you play any sports?
31:22Volleyball.
31:23Oh!
31:24What?
31:25What?
31:28That's out of the blue.
31:30What?
31:33Is that common?
31:34That height difference?
31:36I was mistaken for a teacher when I was in first or second grade.
31:41Of course, I'm short.
31:44I've never done this before.
31:46I've been doing this all the time.
31:48I've never done this before.
31:51It's humiliating.
31:54What do you want to do when we meet?
31:55I want to shake hands.
31:58Shake hands.
31:59Shake hands.
32:00Shake hands.
32:01It's like a battle of giants.
32:04What?
32:09We're in the conference room.
32:12You two.
32:15It's your first time, right?
32:17You don't know what it is yet, right?
32:20If you look at the monitor, you'll understand.
32:23Please come in.
32:27They came in.
32:28Actually,
32:30you two have the exact same request.
32:33Really?
32:34There was.
32:35Really?
32:36Yes.
32:37Actually,
32:38we found the perfect match.
32:40How tall were you, Ms. Kyoko?
32:42178 cm.
32:43You were 178 cm when you were in 6th grade.
32:46How tall are you now?
32:47181 cm.
32:48Wow!
32:49181 cm.
32:50Let's see what happens when you two meet.
32:54Let's go.
32:56Please come forward.
32:57Hello.
33:03Hello.
33:04Nice to meet you.
33:05Nice to meet you.
33:09It's really hard.
33:10Wow.
33:12It's really big.
33:15It's really big.
33:17What is this?
33:18Let's compare our heights.
33:19Compare our heights?
33:21It's already started.
33:23It's already started.
33:25It's really big.
33:26It's really big.
33:27Wow.
33:29What is this?
33:30You are comparing our heights.
33:32No, no.
33:33You are comparing our heights like we are exchanging business cards.
33:36I'm comparing my height.
33:37Oh, you are comparing your height.
33:38Please guess.
33:39Oh, you are fast.
33:40You are like an alien.
33:44You are communicating like an alien.
33:48What is this?
33:49You are a high-heeled salary man.
33:51How tall are you now?
33:52I'm 178 cm.
33:57How tall are you now?
33:59I'm 181 cm.
34:02Do you play any sports?
34:04I play a little bit of basketball.
34:06Do you play any sports?
34:09I started playing volleyball about a year ago.
34:13What are your hobbies?
34:18Volleyball and games.
34:21Let's move on to the next question.
34:26Hey!
34:29How was it?
34:31It was amazing.
34:33It was amazing.
34:35You two are so different.
34:37I've never seen someone who is as tall as me.
34:41I've never seen someone who is as tall as me.
34:42It was the first time.
34:43It was the first time.
34:44It was the first time, so I was happy.
34:48Let's play the game.
34:52Let's play the game.
34:56Are you ready?
34:57Are you ready?
34:58You are strong.
35:00You are in the 6th grade.
35:04The middle school students are playing.
35:09I'll go first.
35:11You'll go first.
35:12You'll go first.
35:14He only plays volleyball.
35:19He is good.
35:20He wants to play hard.
35:24He is close.
35:26You two are like a team.
35:28You two are like a team.
35:32The rules are messed up.
35:34The rules are messed up.
35:38You're good.
35:39You're good.
35:40You're good.
35:41That's what a big man should do.
35:43Yeah!
35:45Ryoshuke wins!
35:49Both of you did a good job.
35:52I'm glad I was with a partner who's size is small.
35:55Yeah.
35:56I'm glad I could do sports with a person like him.
36:00Wow, you're always big!
36:03Hey!
36:06You might become a top athlete.
36:09What am I supposed to do?
36:11Nice to meet you.
36:13Part 2
36:16Haruto, a 4th grader, is a comedian.
36:20But he has never made the whole class laugh.
36:23So we asked him to come up with a joke.
36:28You look like a comedian.
36:31You're going to help us with the request.
36:34Of course.
36:36You're in class.
36:38I think this is also an important lesson.
36:42This is an MSC class.
36:45But it's warm.
36:48They're clapping for me.
36:50I'm going to sing a rice ball song.
36:53I'm going to sing a rice ball song.
36:58I'm going to sing a rice ball song.
37:02I'm going to sing a rice ball song.
37:05I'm going to sing a rice ball song.
37:09I'm going to sing a rice ball song.
37:13I'm going to sing a rice ball song.
37:17Your own original song?
37:19That's amazing.
37:22What's amazing is that you came up with it.
37:26I made my own joke.
37:30That's cool.
37:32I want to say that.
37:34When are you going to make a joke?
37:37I have a meeting at 5 o'clock.
37:39I'm going to show everyone a joke at the end.
37:42Are you going to make everyone laugh today?
37:44Yes.
37:45You have about three hours until the meeting.
37:49Did you bring your tools?
37:51Yes.
37:52This is Chibi Maruko's paper.
37:58It would be funny if your friend did this.
38:03This is Pikachu.
38:05This is a hat.
38:07This is a Pokemon.
38:09This is a land cell.
38:12This is amazing.
38:14This is a poster.
38:16This is a hat.
38:18This is a poster.
38:20This is very funny.
38:23Do you have a joke like this?
38:26This is a joke.
38:28This is a joke.
38:30I think that's the best.
38:33This is a cat board.
38:35You can use it as a towel.
38:38How do you dance?
38:41This is a joke.
38:43I think that's the best.
38:47It's really good!
38:49It's really good!
38:51But there were people who didn't like it at all.
38:53There were people who didn't like it?
38:55There were people who didn't like it.
38:57Let's ask the principal to find out what everyone in the class thinks about comedy.
39:05What do you think about comedy?
39:07It's funny.
39:09It's funny.
39:11It's funny.
39:13It's funny.
39:15What do you think?
39:17It's funny.
39:19He said it's funny.
39:23I don't laugh at all?
39:27There's a story from Hashimoto.
39:29Do you have any advice for people who think comedy is funny?
39:33I'm going to show them with my body.
39:35I would like you to see me with my mouth.
39:37I would like you to see me with my mouth.
39:39Oh, oh, oh, oh.
39:41You're like a comedy critic.
39:43I mean, it's not enough.
39:45It's like, I can go a little further.
39:49So strict.
39:51What's with this class?
39:53Comedy critic.
39:54Someone who you want to work with more.
39:57Ah, I see.
39:59Damn it!
40:01Damn it!
40:03I want to make her laugh.
40:05Okay, Haruto.
40:06Yes?
40:07Let's do it.
40:08I've already thought of what to do.
40:10Oh, you have?
40:11On the day of the entrance ceremony.
40:13And then, and then...
40:15Ah, it's the teacher!
40:16Good morning!
40:17Ah, karaage.
40:22Karaage.
40:27That's a great tune.
40:28Okay, I got it.
40:30Let's do it together.
40:31It's called Kabuse.
40:33Say, good morning!
40:35First, this...
40:37Ah!
40:39Karaage.
40:40Ah, sensei.
40:42Karaage came out.
40:43Let's do one.
40:44Next.
40:45Let's continue.
40:46It's called Pokemon.
40:48Pikachu!
40:49Go back to the ball!
40:50Ah, karaage.
40:53It was karaage.
40:54It's called Kabuse.
40:55Karaage.
40:57Let's do it twice.
40:58That's funny.
40:59Okay?
41:00Karaage...
41:01Let's use all these tools.
41:04If you get tired, you can do this.
41:06That's a bit...
41:08I can't make it properly.
41:10When you're tired,
41:12you can do this.
41:14It's called furi.
41:15Let's make a furi.
41:16For example,
41:17let's do a marathon.
41:19And then,
41:20you run like this.
41:24It's almost the finish line!
41:26It's almost the finish line!
41:27Ah, I did it!
41:28It's the finish line!
41:30I'm happy.
41:31I'm happy.
41:32I'm happy.
41:35Baskin Robbins is popular.
41:37Oh, that's good.
41:38Are you watching Baskin Robbins?
41:39Is it popular?
41:40Okay,
41:41I'm done with the story.
41:42I'm going to make it more detailed.
41:44Ah, karaage.
41:46It's karaage.
41:47I should show this to everyone.
41:49Karaage.
41:50It's karaage.
41:52Good, good, good.
41:57It's okay.
41:58Be confident.
41:59Okay.
42:05Monitoring with a worried mother.
42:09So,
42:10today's topic is
42:12the appearance of
42:14the comedian,
42:15Haruto Hashimoto.
42:17A big round of applause!
42:26Calm down, calm down.
42:27I'm the comedian, Haruto Hashimoto.
42:29Nice to meet you.
42:32The entrance ceremony.
42:33So, so,
42:35Ah, it's the teacher.
42:36Good morning.
42:40Karaage.
42:41It's karaage.
42:44Good, good, good.
42:45First, Jab.
42:46Next, Pocket Monster.
42:50Pikachu, are you okay?
42:51Are you hurt?
42:52Monster Boy, are you okay?
42:53Ah, it's karaage.
42:58Good, good, good.
42:59I really like it.
43:00Next,
43:01Weird Incident.
43:06I was trying to write a letter,
43:08but I got stuck in a post office.
43:11Good, good.
43:12I can't get out.
43:13Ah, I can get out.
43:14Ah, it's karaage.
43:16It's karaage.
43:19Good.
43:20Three consecutive hits.
43:21Three consecutive hits of karaage.
43:23When you're tired,
43:24you become Hyottoko.
43:26Basketball.
43:30Ah, I'm tired.
43:32I can't do it anymore.
43:41Ah, Mr. Ishimaru's class.
43:43Ah, I'm bored.
43:51Good.
43:52Haruto, good.
43:55Thank you very much.
44:04Everyone had fun, right?
44:06Yes.
44:07Ah, that's good.
44:09I think Haruto is a star in this school.
44:15Don't be arrogant.
44:18Next,
44:20Super Kitsubumon.
44:21It's time for the first place.
44:23Ms. Matsuda,
44:24what is the first place?
44:25This is a request from
44:27Mai Nakamura,
44:28a 37-year-old housewife
44:29who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
44:31This time,
44:32I would like to consult
44:34about the special ability
44:36of Yuna,
44:37a 8-year-old girl.
44:39It is that
44:40Yuna's sense of smell
44:41is very excellent.
44:44What I found out about her ability
44:46was when I heard from Yuna
44:48that she could tell
44:49the difference in the smell
44:50of her friends.
44:52She could tell
44:53just by looking at
44:54who was passing by
44:55and who was passing by
44:56without looking at them.
44:59Recently,
45:00Yuna's sense of smell
45:01has become so sharp.
45:02I have been thinking
45:03about the smell of wood
45:05and asked my daughter
45:06to do it.
45:07All of them
45:08were all correct.
45:10Could you check
45:11the ability
45:12to distinguish
45:13the smell of your daughter
45:14once?
45:15That's what I asked.
45:17She is a super kid.
45:21Abe,
45:22did you feel like
45:23you were a genius
45:24when you did judo
45:25when you were young?
45:26No, not at all.
45:27When I was in elementary school,
45:28I participated in the national competition.
45:30I lost to a girl.
45:32If you work hard,
45:34you can get a gold medal.
45:36That's right.
45:38We have received
45:39some comments
45:40from our fans.
45:41Let me introduce them.
45:43One comment is from a 24-year-old man.
45:45He says,
45:46he may be scouted
45:47by a world-class
45:48cosmetics and food makers
45:49for his extreme ability.
45:52He says,
45:53he may be scouted
45:54by a world-class
45:55cosmetics and food makers
45:56for his extreme ability.
45:57Another comment is from
45:58a 27-year-old woman.
46:00How could you do
46:01something so amazing?
46:02That's the most amazing thing
46:04I've seen all year.
46:06Gosh!
46:07What did she say?
46:08What did she say?
46:09She said something in English.
46:12How could you do
46:13something so amazing?
46:14That's the most amazing thing
46:15I've seen all year.
46:17That's the most amazing thing
46:18she said in English.
46:20That's great.
46:22This is...
46:23I'm in charge of it,
46:24but I'm having a runny nose today.
46:27What's the matter with you?
46:28What's going on?
46:29There's a hole.
46:30He has a hole.
46:31I'm sorry.
46:32It's really amazing,
46:33I want you to see.
46:34It's amazing
46:35what this kid can do.
46:36It's amazing.
46:37Collection of the Most Amazing Cosmetics
46:39Hello.
46:41Hello.
46:43This is my mother.
46:45And this is my girlfriend, Yuna.
46:47Recently,
46:49I started to notice the difference
46:51in the smell of my friends.
46:53Do you notice the difference
46:55in the smell of your friends?
46:57Yes.
46:59Can I see the difference
47:01in the smell of your friends?
47:03Yes.
47:05In order to see the difference
47:07I brought my friends.
47:11Have you met your friends?
47:13Yes.
47:15Do you remember the smell of your friends?
47:17Yes.
47:19Do you need to remember the smell
47:21to meet your friends?
47:23Yes.
47:25All of you?
47:27Yes.
47:29So each of them has a different smell?
47:31Yes.
47:33Do you remember the smell of your friends?
47:35You know, each person has a different face, right?
47:38And each person has a different smell.
47:40It's like learning it all together.
47:42That's how I felt.
47:44That's strange.
47:52Who should I start with?
47:56Yes, please.
48:02Haruto.
48:04Next.
48:10Konomi.
48:19Ichika.
48:27Anna.
48:34Yui.
48:41Sana.
48:48Rei.
48:56Ichan.
48:57Ichan.
49:03Mana.
49:08Momoka.
49:16Mie.
49:23Everyone has a different smell.
49:25Do you remember that?
49:26Yes.
49:27Can you explain what a smell is?
49:29Is there anyone who can explain it?
49:31Ichan.
49:32Ichan.
49:33What kind of smell does Ichan have?
49:35Fruits.
49:36It smells like fruits.
49:38What's the difference between Ichan and Yui's smell?
49:41Yui's smell is a little stronger.
49:44Yui's smell is a little more fruity.
49:48What about Anna's smell?
49:51Anna's smell is not fruity.
49:54It's different.
49:55It's not fruity yet?
49:57Does Ichan's smell change every day?
50:00When he's not feeling well, his smell changes.
50:05What happens when he's not feeling well?
50:07His smell gets weaker.
50:09Really?
50:10Yes.
50:12I didn't smell you in the second half.
50:15I'm sorry.
50:20I'm sorry.
50:22It was amazing.
50:24Yui.
50:27There are several kinds.
50:29It's the same, right?
50:31I think it's the same for amateurs.
50:34Yui, does it smell different?
50:35Yes.
50:36Really?
50:37Do you remember the smell?
50:40I don't know if I remember the smell now.
50:44Please do it in your own way.
50:46Do you want me to do it?
50:51OK?
50:54Did you remember the smell now?
50:56Yes.
50:57It's the same.
50:58Lawson's mugi tea.
51:00OK.
51:04It's the same mugi tea.
51:087-Eleven's mugi tea.
51:10OK.
51:11Really?
51:15Which one should I do?
51:22Mugi tea.
51:31It's delicious mugi tea.
51:33Amazing.
51:41Lawson's mugi tea.
51:45Really?
51:50Fragrant mugi tea.
51:52It's amazing.
51:58Aoki's mugi tea.
52:04I'm sorry.
52:05The smell...
52:07I'm sorry.
52:15Healthy mineral mugi tea.
52:19It's amazing.
52:267-Eleven's mugi tea.
52:35Yakan's mugi tea.
52:45Yakan's mugi tea.
52:46Really?
52:48All of them are correct.
52:50I have a hunch.
52:53What is it?
52:55If it's dark and light, there are only two kinds.
52:58Why do you know there are nine kinds?
53:00Under the light one, there is a slightly lighter one.
53:05Which one is the darkest?
53:07The darkest one is Yakan's mugi tea.
53:11The lightest one is?
53:12The lightest one is Yakan's mugi tea.
53:16It's Yakan's mugi tea.
53:18Let's ask a professional to explain.
53:23He is Mr. Hige from Yamamoto-goro.
53:26Nice to meet you.
53:27Nice to meet you, too.
53:28Hello, I'm Hige from Yamamoto-goro.
53:30What's next?
53:33I'm going to open a new one.
53:36Choose your favorite color.
53:39Red,
53:41orange,
53:44blue,
53:46light blue,
53:49and yellow.
53:51Please remember the ten colors.
53:55Does it mean the color smells different?
53:57I think so.
54:03It's the same.
54:05It's different?
54:06Yes.
54:07By color?
54:08Yes.
54:09Really?
54:10Let's remember the colors.
54:12Yellow.
54:13Okay.
54:14Light blue.
54:15Okay.
54:16Okay.
54:18Red.
54:19Okay.
54:20You already remember.
54:21Really?
54:22Orange.
54:24Okay.
54:25Okay.
54:26Light blue.
54:27Mr. Hige, your neck is shaking.
54:28Okay.
54:32Let's go.
54:33Okay.
54:37Blue.
54:44Red.
54:49Purple.
54:54Light blue.
54:58Green.
55:02Orange.
55:05Light green.
55:06That's too fast.
55:10Brown.
55:12Yellow.
55:16Light blue.
55:18Blue.
55:19Really?
55:20Orange.
55:21Wait a minute.
55:23What do you think?
55:25I can't think of anything.
55:26You can't think of anything?
55:27I can't think of anything.
55:46What do you think, Mr. Hige?
55:47It's the same.
55:57What do you think?
56:00Light blue.
56:02Really?
56:06Light blue.
56:12Green.
56:17Black.
56:18White.
56:27Mr. Abe, what do you think?
56:29Oh, I'm服 so surprised.
56:34This is probably my most amazing video of the year.
56:37It was crazy.
56:39It really was.
56:40I mitigated the smell of the medal, too.
56:44That's right.
56:45It's messy.
56:46It's true, isn't it?
56:48He has a special ability that appears in manga.
56:52You mean you saw it in real life?
56:54Yes.
56:55I'm always surprised by the manga.
56:57In real life.
56:59I'm surprised by that.
57:01That's it for Mr. Abe.
57:05Thank you very much.
57:08It's a good year.