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00:44Episode 2 of This Week, boys, because Thanksgiving already happened.
00:47Happy Thanksgiving!
00:48You guys won all your bets.
00:49Porno.
00:50You guys won all your bets.
00:51Told you about Desmond Ritter.
00:52Yeah, all your bets.
00:54I'm telling you, watch this episode after.
00:56It is great. We're filming this early in the week,
00:59so we really have no idea.
01:00So somebody's going to be happy.
01:01Somebody's going to be firing off a text.
01:02Somebody's going to be sad.
01:03But before you get sad or happy, go to the store.barstoolsports.com.
01:06Cyber Monday, Black Friday.
01:08Taylor, you got the boys.
01:09We're matching here.
01:10Matching, called each other.
01:11Yeah, called each other to match.
01:13Jerry, you've got the Jerry After Dark shirt, I'm sure, in the store.
01:16Yeah, it's coming out.
01:17Yeah, so everybody go.
01:18World tour.
01:19You got new stuff?
01:20Jerry's coming out.
01:21No, no, it's coming out Black Friday.
01:22Oh, nice.
01:23New release.
01:24Yeah. No.
01:25It's out right now.
01:26It's a re-release.
01:27It's a re-release.
01:29It's a re-release.
01:30Bully hours?
01:31We didn't do one this year.
01:34We didn't do one this year.
01:35Didn't sell well last year.
01:36Well, this one will sell.
01:37I bought one.
01:38Yeah, we had 12 sales.
01:3912 total?
01:40You really?
01:4112 total.
01:42TJ had one.
01:43TJ had a sale.
01:44Well, no, we sent him one.
01:45True.
01:46We sent him one.
01:47Either way, go to store.barstoolsports.com.
01:48Dan, you're having a good season.
01:50It's 83, 81, and 3.
01:53Yeah, I'm starting to pick it up.
01:54Yeah, Will, you got some making up to do.
01:56You're seven games behind him.
01:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:58On the last show.
01:59Hats off to Dan.
02:00He's seeing the field very well right now.
02:01I might tell him in a lot of these picks.
02:03But yeah, I got to figure it out.
02:05And Taylor, I guess you've only been on the show one time this year, maybe two?
02:09Oh, twice.
02:10Twice?
02:11Two times?
02:12I like where I'm at.
02:1313, 15, and one.
02:14I think it's a good opportunity for me to make a big swing this week.
02:16The launching off point.
02:17Yeah, this is good.
02:18Okay, let's get right into the storyline.
02:19Games of the Week presented by the Chevy Silverado.
02:20We'll start with the Cardinals at the Vikings.
02:22Will, the Vikings minus four again when we're recording.
02:25The line may change, but right now it's minus four.
02:27The Cardinals lose last week against the Seahawks.
02:29The Vikings get the win over Chicago in overtime.
02:31Sorry, Dan.
02:32Who are you taking this week?
02:33Vikings.
02:34Vikings at home.
02:35Cardinals called that one last week against the Seahawks.
02:38Give me the Vikings.
02:39Give me the Vikings.
02:40Give me Sam Darnold.
02:41You want me to go or you to go?
02:42You go.
02:43I'll take the Cardinals.
02:44I think it's a get-back game for the Cardinals.
02:46The NFC West with Seattle right there.
02:48I think they're leading now, right?
02:50They're tied, but leading.
02:51Yeah.
02:52Is that how it works?
02:53I think they're tied.
02:54I think the Vikings should have lost to the Bears.
02:57I think the Cardinals come in.
02:59Kyler Murray, ever since the release of Call of Duty,
03:01Black Ops 6, he's been playing real well.
03:03He's been playing really well.
03:04It's three and one.
03:05Is it alarming at all, because Tom has on here,
03:07that they've lost 11 straight to Minnesota on the road?
03:09No, that means nothing.
03:10And look, that's a fun stat.
03:12You could say Vikings should have lost to the Bears.
03:14Yeah, absolutely, but it's one of those games, too,
03:16where you get back in the locker room, hey, guys,
03:18this wasn't our best ball.
03:19We've got to dive back in.
03:20Let's go back home and get one.
03:21Arizona's got to go up to Minnesota.
03:23Same conversation happening in Arizona right now.
03:25Yeah.
03:26Same exact conversation.
03:27Here's what's making me nervous about this game,
03:29because I want to take the Cardinals,
03:31but I don't know if they're going to be able
03:33to run the ball.
03:34And when the Cardinals can't run the ball,
03:36you saw it with the Seahawks.
03:37I think James Conner had seven rushes for eight yards.
03:39Jeez.
03:40Everything starts with their run game,
03:42because then it just becomes a bitch to try to,
03:44you know, get Kyler Murray when you have to worry
03:46about the run.
03:47Then you've got to worry about him running.
03:49Then you've got to worry about the pass.
03:51And now what are you most focused on?
03:53Running the ball.
03:54Running the ball.
03:55What does Minnesota do well against stopping the run?
03:57I'm going to go Vikings.
03:58Okay.
03:59Okay.
04:00Feel good about it.
04:01Feel great about it.
04:02I think.
04:03Feeling good.
04:04Holiday weekend.
04:05Sunday night football.
04:06The 49ers at the Bills.
04:07The Bills minus six and a half.
04:08Dan, the 49ers looked awful against the Packers last week.
04:10The Bills coming off of a bye.
04:12Who are you taking?
04:13Okay.
04:14Stat that I saw that I did not fact check,
04:16but I'm just going to say it out loud.
04:18The Bills under Sean McDermott are 19-2 in regular season
04:23games in December or later.
04:25Wow.
04:26They finished season strong.
04:28Sounds true.
04:29I think the Niners are broken.
04:31This season is a season from hell for them.
04:33Okay.
04:34I don't know.
04:35We're taping this Monday, so I don't know if Brock
04:37Purdy's going to play.
04:38I'm just going to trust in Josh Allen.
04:40The Bills are getting a little healthier.
04:42I think Matt Milano may be not back this week,
04:44but soon.
04:45Keon Coleman should be back.
04:46Dawson Knox should be back.
04:47I don't know why.
04:48The Bills are going for the one seed.
04:50I mean, they got the tiebreaker against the Chiefs.
04:52They know they've got to win every game because if you now
04:54make it a bye and then everyone's got to come to
04:56Buffalo, that's a game changer for them.
05:00So, I'm going to take the Bills here.
05:02Taylor?
05:03Yeah, I'm going to take the Bills as well.
05:05I feel so bad for the 49ers.
05:06I don't.
05:07Kittle, McCaffrey, Warner, Williams.
05:09Kittle, yes.
05:10Kittle, yes.
05:11And McCaffrey, yes.
05:12McCaffrey, yes.
05:13They don't deserve this.
05:14Yes.
05:15I feel so bad for the 49ers because we get into the off
05:17season and that 49ers team is blown up.
05:19It's just..
05:20That's a fear of mine.
05:21I don't want that.
05:22Don't be in real shame as if they got rid of Kyle Shanahan.
05:24And then Shanahan had to go to the Midwest.
05:26Maybe Mike Shanahan becomes the GM.
05:28Everything is going to come back to who's going to be the
05:30head coach of the Bears.
05:31Yeah, give me the Bills.
05:32I do feel bad for the Bills because Josh Allen and Patrick
05:34Mahomes are now four and four against each other.
05:36And unfortunately, the Bills beat the Chiefs.
05:38And I think they're going to win.
05:40Yeah, I've said that.
05:41It's a bit of history.
05:42Josh is playing so well.
05:43He's playing so good.
05:44And he's a homie, too.
05:45And they have the bye week to get healthy.
05:47They're coming to Buffalo.
05:48It's going to be in the 20s.
05:49Give me the Bills.
05:50You see that right here?
05:51It says that.
05:52Okay.
05:53Twenty.
05:54Twenty-six degrees.
05:55Snow showers.
05:56Snow showers.
05:57Buffalo at home.
05:58Coming off the bye after a win from the Chiefs.
06:00Give me the momentum.
06:01A snow shower.
06:02Give me the momentum.
06:03Give me the momentum.
06:04Give me the momentum.
06:05Give me the momentum.
06:06Give me the momentum.
06:07Give me the momentum.
06:08Give me the momentum.
06:09Give me the momentum.
06:10Give me the momentum.
06:11A snow shower.
06:12Is that like what we had in Chicago last week where it's like it thinks it's going to be
06:14just a dusting?
06:15Yeah.
06:16Is that what a snow shower is?
06:17Yeah.
06:18And then it was gone.
06:19Yeah.
06:20Although lake effect for Buffalo.
06:21Who knows?
06:22Could be a lot.
06:23Could be a lot of snow.
06:24I would love that.
06:25Snow football is the best.
06:26It is the best.
06:27Did you guys play in snow games?
06:28Yeah.
06:29Packers.
06:30When we went out to the Packers.
06:31Is it fun?
06:32Are you talking about the year I tore my ACL and I was in Nashville for that game?
06:33Tough.
06:34That's tough.
06:35I've never.
06:36We got real big.
06:37It was a big snow.
06:38Oh my gosh.
06:39You wouldn't know that it was that year.
06:40Yeah.
06:41Yep.
06:42Exactly.
06:43Fair enough.
06:44That's the-
06:45Pass that one.
06:46Had a shot that clinked on the video.
06:47But when Amazon puts you in a fucking wheelchair.
06:48That was the most insane thing ever.
06:49Where were we?
06:50I'm still mad about that.
06:51I feel like we were all together.
06:52We were in Arizona.
06:53We were in Arizona.
06:54I'm still mad about that.
06:55That's right.
06:56That was bullshit.
06:57That was bullshit.
06:58Thank you for coming.
06:59Fun facts about my career.
07:00Never played in a snow game.
07:01Shit.
07:02Even at Michigan.
07:03Really?
07:04Never.
07:05Not one.
07:06Wow.
07:07Yeah, so much fun, Jameis.
07:09It was awesome.
07:10God.
07:11I'll never forget when we bought that bar in that wheelchair.
07:12We need to get you into a snow game.
07:13I know.
07:14We just need to get you into a snow game.
07:15We need to get you into a snow game.
07:16We need to get him out there.
07:17Yeah.
07:18That's good.
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08:01Yes.
08:02Great.
08:03Yes.
08:04Great.
08:06By the way, shout out your wife.
08:07Yeah.
08:08That's going to sound weird.
08:09That is.
08:10Yeah.
08:11Nope.
08:12Nope.
08:13Don't need any context for that.
08:14Shout out Taylan, dude.
08:15Shout out your wife.
08:16Sorry.
08:17No, she.
08:18I saw your Instagram post where you're like, she brings in like, you know, like animals
08:20that are injured and all that stuff.
08:22World needs more people like that.
08:23I love that.
08:24That's fact.
08:25You know what?
08:26Nice to meet you.
08:27Speaking of that post, dude, did you guys know that Chad GPT can edit your things for
08:29you?
08:30Oh, for sure.
08:31I read that.
08:32I read that post.
08:33I was like, oh, he's using Chad GPT.
08:35Yes.
08:36There's no way.
08:37There's no way.
08:38I wrote it out in my notes and I was like, I just put my thoughts there and I went to
08:39Chad GPT.
08:40I said, edit this and said, okay, how can I help you?
08:41And I put it out there and I put it in.
08:42I was like, that's exactly what I was thinking.
08:43That's genius.
08:44That's exactly what I was.
08:45Did you not know that?
08:46No.
08:47That's so.
08:48I was like, damn, this is a heartfelt post.
08:49Oh, this is a really long Instagram post, too.
08:50It's actually, it's really well said.
08:51Yes.
08:52Really well said by you.
08:53Look at my real thoughts.
08:54Taylan Reggie's like, add this to it too.
08:55Yeah.
08:56Honestly.
08:57Make it more, make it more heartfelt.
08:58The very last sentence should have given it away.
09:05If you're interested in helping the planet, follow their movement here.
09:07That actually was a, I probably have the note here.
09:10You wouldn't say movement.
09:11You wouldn't say movement.
09:12You wouldn't say movement.
09:13Oh, that's hilarious.
09:14Yeah.
09:15Okay.
09:16Shout out Taylan, dude.
09:17Nature and nurture.
09:18Follow them, please.
09:19Yes.
09:20Okay.
09:21So Jerry has a surprise for us.
09:22You good back there?
09:23Me?
09:24Yeah.
09:25Why?
09:26Just caught on the TV.
09:27Lucy got stuck.
09:28Moving around like this.
09:29Just having a moment.
09:30All right.
09:31Well, let's roll Jerry's Pick and Zoo.
09:32All right.
09:33Welcome back.
09:34Pro Football Football Show Week 13.
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09:38Leigh is still undefeated.
09:39I think she's 4-0 now.
09:40She hasn't lost yet.
09:41It's been our most successful animal on the show.
09:42She's a queen.
09:43She's a princess.
09:44She's going to win this week again.
09:45You know why?
09:46Because she's going to do it again.
09:47She's going to do it again.
09:48She's going to do it again.
09:49She's going to do it again.
09:50She's going to do it again.
09:51She's going to do it again.
09:52She's a queen.
09:53She's a princess.
09:54She's going to win this week again.
09:56You know why?
09:57Because she's going to pick the Steelers.
09:58I can guarantee it.
09:59Steelers at the Bengals.
10:01Bengals, they keep losing, but they're scoring a lot of points.
10:04Steelers coming off a bad loss.
10:07Mini bye.
10:08We'll see who she picks.
10:09I'm going to take a wild guess.
10:11She's going with Pittsburgh this game, but I really don't know.
10:13All right, Leigh.
10:14Let's do this.
10:15Ready?
10:16I got two treats.
10:17Ready?
10:19And it's the Steelers.
10:23It's the Steelers.
10:25She had the choice.
10:26Steelers or Bengals.
10:27She went with Pittsburgh.
10:28Book it.
10:29We'll be back next week.
10:30Okay, so the game of the week presented by the Chevy Silverado.
10:33The Steelers at the Bengals.
10:35The Bengals minus two and a half.
10:36Jerry, I'll start with you.
10:37How are you feeling?
10:38A little on edge.
10:39Yeah?
10:40A little on edge.
10:41F word?
10:44Not the one that you always say.
10:45Oh.
10:46Fraud.
10:47Oh.
10:48That was a good one.
10:49The way everybody perks up.
10:50Fraud.
10:51Oh my God.
10:52Fraud.
10:53I wouldn't say fraud, but they could drop three in a row.
10:54Yeah.
10:55I mean, easy.
10:56Because if you lose this game to the Bengals, it's like, what the fuck?
10:57Now you've got to go play the Browns again.
10:58I don't know.
10:59I think they're going to win this game.
11:00They should win this game.
11:01Tomlin should get the boys hyped up for this game.
11:02Road dog.
11:03Tomlin in these spots is always really good.
11:04He should win this game.
11:05Tomlin should get the boys hyped up for this game.
11:06Road dog.
11:07Tomlin in these spots is always really good.
11:08He should win this game.
11:09I don't know.
11:10I think they're going to win this game.
11:11I don't know.
11:12I think they're going to win this game.
11:13Tomlin should get the boys hyped up for this game.
11:14Road dog.
11:15Tomlin in these spots is always really good.
11:16He sucks as a favorite.
11:17Yeah.
11:18He just stinks as a favorite.
11:19I tell you that every year.
11:20He's just so bad.
11:21But as a dog, he just wins.
11:22So I'm going to go with the Steelers this week.
11:23I think it's going to be a tough game for them, though.
11:24Where's the sussy for russied meter?
11:25It was full on go.
11:26It's three quarters right now.
11:27Three quarters.
11:28Okay.
11:29Can you give us a you just got russied?
11:30Have you guys seen him do this one, Russell?
11:31Nah, I've got to be in the moment for it.
11:32You've got to do it.
11:33I like it.
11:34I like it.
11:35And then, Dan, meanwhile, the Bengals, again, they're four and seven, but Joe Burrow and
11:47this offense have been just absolutely playing their asses off, and they need this to stay
11:55in the wildcard hunt.
11:56Yeah.
11:57No, they need every game.
11:58They need every game and they need help.
11:59I'm going to take the Bengals.
12:02I just haven't been able to catch up.
12:03give up on the Bengals because Joe Burrow's playing, I mean, he's, he would be the MVP
12:08if they had a 7-4 record.
12:12Yeah, I just, the Steelers offense I'm just concerned about because Russell Wilson takes
12:18some bad sacks, it just doesn't feel like they have the flow that they need, especially
12:23if this becomes somewhat of a shootout, which I think the Steelers defense will keep that
12:27from happening, but Joe Burrow, back against the wall, give me Joe Burrow.
12:31Will?
12:32I'll go Steelers.
12:33I'll go Steelers.
12:34I think last week, obviously the snow everywhere, the environment sucked, I think with, uh,
12:38what do you got, what do you got here, Tommy, you got 28 degrees, sunny with some mixed
12:41clouds.
12:42You're big, you're big.
12:43Weatherman.
12:44Meteorologist.
12:45Meteorologist guy.
12:46I like, I like the Steelers.
12:47Are we picking games or are we picking weather?
12:48I love the Steelers.
12:49I like the Steelers.
12:50You know, Cincinnati play, Cincinnati's not warm.
12:53Yeah, they play in the cold weather too.
12:55The Steelers.
12:56Okay.
12:57We just lost.
12:58I like the Steelers.
12:59They lost because of the snow.
13:00The team was off.
13:01Look, the team's no good.
13:02We lost.
13:03Snowing outside.
13:04Higgins is just an anomaly.
13:05Yeah, he's amazing.
13:06He's a wild animal.
13:07Give me the Steelers.
13:08Because even though, like, Russ took some sacks, like, that game was just kind of a
13:10wash.
13:11It was fun for the fan to consume, but I like the Steelers here getting back right.
13:14I'll take the Steelers as well.
13:15I love the mini-bye.
13:16Get GBOT, get back on track.
13:17Arthur Smith can get the boys right.
13:19You know what's better than a mini-bye?
13:20Tell me.
13:21A full-buy.
13:22No, I disagree.
13:23The Bengals are on a full-buy.
13:24I disagree.
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15:25He's over the belt, but you won.
15:26I was the pride about it.
15:27You were having a good time.
15:28I'm loving it here.
15:29We're having a good time.
15:30He's just such a football guy.
15:31I know.
15:32A football guy.
15:33Going through.
15:34I love him so much.
15:35I love him so much.
15:36I love it.
15:37I love it.
15:38The Bears coach.
15:39I know you do.
15:40Dan, so we talked about the Bears on Thanksgiving.
15:41So obviously this is different for you
15:42because usually the Bears are your playbook.
15:43So who are you taking this week?
15:44Yes.
15:45I'm taking the Seahawks.
15:46Okay.
15:47At the Jets.
15:48The Jets are dead.
15:49Tell us about it.
15:50Set the scene.
15:52Joe Douglas is on the practice field with the team,
15:55standing next to Jeff Oldbrook, the coach, interim head coach.
15:58Woody Johnson's helicopter comes flying, lands.
16:01Joe Douglas turns to Jeff Oldbrook.
16:03He's like, if they're coming to fire me, it's been an honor serving with you.
16:06And they both had a nice, hearty laugh.
16:08Ten minutes later, they fucking pull Joe Douglas off the practice field and fire him.
16:12I feel like a scene from, like, the Titanic.
16:15That's what that sounds like.
16:16That's crazy, man.
16:17It's crazy.
16:19Aaron Rodgers is refusing to do any type of, like, MRIs or anything
16:24because he doesn't want to see how bad his injuries are.
16:26The Seahawks' defense is what is going to win this game.
16:29I was super impressed by them against the Cardinals.
16:31Mike McDonald's a great defensive coach.
16:33Remember, we talked about this, Will.
16:35It takes a little bit of time to get that defense going.
16:37Yes.
16:38New defensive coordinator or head coach.
16:40They're going.
16:41Like, they were all over Kyler Murray.
16:43I think it's going to be a long day for Aaron Rodgers.
16:45Give me the Seahawks.
16:46And you talk about that momentum, too, toward the end of the year
16:49when you're in the locker room post-game.
16:51I forget who it was, but he's got his glasses on.
16:53Like, they're giving out game balls.
16:55Like, the momentum right now building in because Seattle's playing for something.
16:58Yep.
16:59Yeah.
17:00I like Seattle, too.
17:01I like Seattle.
17:02Seattle reminds me of middle of the year with Mike Vrabel, team meeting Saturday nights.
17:08He would have this big projector screen, and he would put on a horse race.
17:11And he would just talk about guys, hey, sitting in the middle of the pack.
17:14He said, no one's really talking about you guys.
17:15And as the race keeps going, he hypes it up, and some horse in the middle of the pack
17:19ends up coming to win it all.
17:21And I think the Seahawks have that kind of vibe right now.
17:23He would say, just wear the blinders.
17:24Block out the external factors.
17:26Don't worry about these other horses around us.
17:27Trust your jockey.
17:28Trust your jockey.
17:29And that's the kind of thing you walk away from and you're like,
17:31we're going to win it all, boys.
17:33And you don't, but you still get excited with the opportunity.
17:35And when you want it, you maybe get, like, two-touchdown lead on the Chiefs
17:38in the AFC Championship.
17:39Yeah.
17:40We could.
17:41They could.
17:42Fuck.
17:43Bring up some old wounds.
17:45Two quarters away from going to the Super Bowl.
17:46Two quarters away from going to the Super Bowl.
17:47Two quarters away.
17:48When we had that debate, like, two years ago, you actually ended up –
17:52I won the debate in the moment, but then you've won the debate long-term
17:56because I think I've repeated that to, like, 10 different people being like,
18:00you know, the Titans are two quarters away.
18:03And going back to the Josh Allen-Patrick Mahomes thing, week 10 that same season,
18:07they were up by 10 points.
18:08We ended up winning that game, and they flipped it on us in the playoffs.
18:11Yep.
18:12Two quarters away.
18:14He did.
18:15He started talking about the season more.
18:16Yeah.
18:17But it's just, like, two quarters away.
18:18I started thinking to myself, like, I wonder what debate I won
18:20that I haven't thought about in a long time.
18:22It was kind of nice to know that small victory.
18:23Two quarters away.
18:24It's good to get a small victory.
18:25Okay, Taylor, your playbook pick.
18:27My playbook pick, Houston Texans.
18:29Something's going on in Houston.
18:30I don't know what it is.
18:32They should have handled the Titans.
18:33They did not handle the Titans.
18:34They have the Jaguars this week.
18:36It's not necessarily about the Texans.
18:37It's about how bad the Jaguars stink.
18:39Coming off a bye, not coming off a bye, it does not matter.
18:42I'm talking about the Jets.
18:43They are also dead.
18:44I got the – let me get the Texans.
18:45Dan?
18:46I want to take the Texans.
18:48The line right now is five and a half.
18:49Trevor Lawrence is going to be back.
18:50It does not matter.
18:51It doesn't matter.
18:52It doesn't matter.
18:53You're right.
18:54Texans.
18:55Texans.
18:58Well, does it matter?
18:59Fuck it, Jags.
19:00No.
19:01You're disgusting.
19:02You're disgusting.
19:03Let's go Jags.
19:04Give us a Duval.
19:05Do what?
19:06Give us a Duval.
19:07How do they do it?
19:08Duval.
19:09No.
19:10Duval.
19:11Duval.
19:12You played for the Titans for two seasons.
19:13Yeah, but I'm locked in.
19:14I'm all about what I'm doing.
19:15You play in Jacksonville.
19:16That's what they do.
19:17Yeah.
19:18Duval.
19:19Yeah.
19:20Let's all do it together.
19:21One, two, three.
19:22Duval.
19:23Shit.
19:24Give me the Jags.
19:25Okay.
19:26Duval.
19:27Duval.
19:28He had a little twang on that.
19:29All right.
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20:19Last week against the Cowboys.
20:21Very tough spot.
20:22I feel like if you're in Washington right now, look, I saw the hate bet that Hank plays
20:28too.
20:29That plus 400 from Washington.
20:30Hilarious.
20:31Hilarious.
20:32Hilarious.
20:33Yeah.
20:34I like the Titans.
20:35I think Will Levis, he played well last week, and they, you know, they're spicy.
20:38I think they can go into Washington, at least cover, but potentially beat them.
20:43I think Washington's really got to get out of the hole right now.
20:45They're in a weird spot not taking care of the Cowboys at home.
20:48This is a tough one.
20:49So we're taping this Monday.
20:50I don't know.
20:51Brian Robinson got hurt.
20:52Austin Eckler got hurt.
20:53If the Commanders can't run the ball, that's part of what's happened to them.
20:57Their offense looked bad because they haven't been able to run the ball the last couple
21:01weeks.
21:02I'll take the Titans too, but I hate it because you're basically buying the height of the
21:09Titans.
21:10Yeah.
21:11Right.
21:12Yes.
21:13Right.
21:14I'm going to be the fan.
21:15I'm going to take the Titans.
21:16Their run defense is good.
21:18Yeah.
21:19Their defense is good.
21:20Their defense is good.
21:21I had them last week.
21:22Someone didn't.
21:23I had them against the Texans.
21:24You played the Texans?
21:25Yeah.
21:26In a rivalry game.
21:27I mean, it's a smart move the way the Titans have been playing, like.
21:29Yeah.
21:30Well, no.
21:31It actually was not a smart move because the Titans won the game outright, and they were
21:34eight point underdogs.
21:35It was probably.
21:36But hindsight's 20-20.
21:37I like the pick last week.
21:38But it wasn't hindsight for me.
21:40Yeah.
21:41You saw the board very clearly last week.
21:42You picked it.
21:43Yeah.
21:44Will Levis cannot throw a pick six and keep from going viral.
21:47But maybe he can.
21:48On the internet.
21:49He threw one last week.
21:50I know.
21:51I just.
21:52I see this game.
21:53They get the sack.
21:54Then Harold Landry gets the safety to seal the game.
21:56Texans were acting weird.
21:58It is a perfect game for people in Nashville to be like, holy shit.
22:01Yeah.
22:02Because they could still win the South.
22:03I know.
22:04They could still go and win the South.
22:05That's crazy.
22:06Now, everyone who's like, oh.
22:07Great.
22:08Now you've lost me.
22:09We're hoping for a draft pick.
22:10Now we're like, hey, boys.
22:11We could win the South.
22:12I was with you, and then you lost me.
22:13And the way the Colts dropped one on the Lions, the Texans don't look that well.
22:18No.
22:19They could win it.
22:20And that's why the commanders will probably cover it.
22:22And the messaging is like, look, we're out of it.
22:25But I'm going to take the.
22:26I can't be on the wrong side of history with the Titans.
22:28I can't do it.
22:29I'm taking the Titans.
22:30Did you just fact check something?
22:31No.
22:32I was just.
22:33He lost me on the.
22:34They could win this game.
22:35Yeah.
22:36I know they could.
22:37But the Texans don't look good.
22:38Colts just dropped one.
22:39The Jets.
22:40Will took.
22:41They could win every single game and maybe still wouldn't even make it.
22:462019.
22:47OK.
22:48Oh, boy.
22:49We had to win five of six just to make it into the playoffs.
22:52Five of six.
22:53We had to go.
22:54We went into Houston.
22:55First off.
22:56Not six of six.
22:57Hold on.
22:58We went into Houston.
22:59Derrick Henry was, I think, 210 yards away from being the leading rusher.
23:03Chubb just went off that day.
23:05Guess what he does?
23:06Gets it.
23:07We win that game.
23:08We go to the playoffs.
23:09Yeah.
23:10And it brings us back to being two quarters away.
23:12Two quarters away.
23:13Two quarters away.
23:14But three and eight's a little different than two and four.
23:15Could be.
23:16Could not be, though.
23:17Yeah.
23:18Well, no, it is.
23:19Could not be.
23:20No, it is.
23:21Here's the deal.
23:22I'm over here fighting a battle.
23:23I don't truly believe it.
23:24You're just not hoping the promise of being a Titans player.
23:27I'm like, yeah, dude.
23:28We could fucking do it.
23:30We could do it.
23:31All right.
23:32You know what?
23:33Fuck it.
23:34You could do it.
23:35Fuck it.
23:36They could win this game, though.
23:37OK, Dan.
23:38The Colts at the Patriots.
23:39The Patriots minus two and a half.
23:40I hate this game.
23:42It sucks.
23:43Colts.
23:44Yeah, pass.
23:45I don't know.
23:46Pass.
23:47I don't know.
23:48Give me the Patriots.
23:49OK.
23:50Patriots.
23:51Drake May.
23:52Your defense is bad.
23:53Colts.
23:54Colts.
23:55That was right in your face.
23:56Way more underrated than everybody thinks.
23:57He is a stud.
23:58The problem is his wide receivers can't catch the ball.
23:59Doesn't matter, dude.
24:00Doesn't fucking matter.
24:01No, that matters.
24:02No, it doesn't.
24:03Catching the ball.
24:04Do it yourself.
24:05Do it yourself.
24:06Sneaky athletic.
24:07Sneaky athletic.
24:08Can get away.
24:09Can get away from us.
24:10Do it yourself, dude.
24:11The defense has been playing like shit the last two weeks.
24:14The Colts are uncharacteristically a bad team.
24:17Usually they're always a well-coached team that wins the close games.
24:20They're not that this year.
24:21Patriots are just bad.
24:22They haven't been this way in 20-something years.
24:24I just think Drake May can do it himself.
24:27Give me the Patriots.
24:28OK, Taylor.
24:29The Bucs at the Panthers.
24:30The Bucs minus six.
24:31Dude, give me the Bucs all the way.
24:33We talked about it earlier.
24:34Watching Baker Mayfield in the fourth quarter being up by 23 points, running down fair for
24:38Bucky Irvin.
24:41I love it.
24:42He's getting the ball to Evans.
24:43The boys look good.
24:44I know the Bucs just tend to do this on us, but this is, once again, just like the Titans
24:48pick.
24:49I'm buying the Bucs high right now.
24:51Dan?
24:52Mm.
24:53Talk me into the Panthers.
24:54I don't know.
24:55They look good.
24:56They've been looking good.
24:57Amen.
24:58But I think the Bucs are going to make the playoffs, and I think the Bucs are going to
25:02win this game easily, because they're getting healthy, too.
25:05I think Tristan Wirfs might be coming back.
25:07Mike Evans came back.
25:08Zion McCollum came back.
25:10I'm going to take the Bucs.
25:11Will?
25:12I'm tailing.
25:13I'm going to tail B.C.
25:14Bucs across the board.
25:15Yep.
25:16Bucs across the board.
25:17We both hit the same thing, but go ahead and tail B.C.
25:18Mm-hmm.
25:19Well, last week, he owned me.
25:20He owned me across the board.
25:21I did.
25:22I owned your ass.
25:23And this is one where I won.
25:24This is one.
25:25And I'm pretty sure you called him, like, a moron for taking the Panthers last week,
25:26didn't you?
25:27Did I?
25:28Yeah, you called me a moron.
25:29You called me a sicko.
25:30A sicko?
25:31Yeah, I called you a sicko.
25:32That was the word.
25:33I didn't call him a moron.
25:35But you just, you know, he was a sicko.
25:36You invited me as a moron.
25:37You called me a sicko.
25:38Sicko.
25:39Sorry.
25:40Wrong term.
25:41Different, yeah.
25:42Different meaning.
25:43Different meaning.
25:44Okay.
25:45My bad.
25:46The Rams at the Saints.
25:47Will, the Rams minus two.
25:48I don't know.
25:49Rizzy?
25:50Rizzy?
25:51I don't know.
25:52Rizzy?
25:53Rizzy?
25:54No, take the Rams.
25:55I'm taking the Rams.
25:56They have to win.
25:57They're too good not to win this game.
25:58I think the Rizzy thing has been awesome, and the Saints have been fun, but the Rams
25:59have to win this game.
26:00They've lost two in a row.
26:01Or have they lost two in a row?
26:02Yeah.
26:03They've lost two in a row.
26:04Yeah.
26:05They've lost two out of three.
26:06Either way, the Rams have to win this game.
26:07They're still very much alive in the West.
26:09They have to win this game.
26:10Taylor?
26:11I don't know.
26:12I was thinking.
26:13I was thinking.
26:14Listen, I don't know.
26:15I really don't.
26:16Give me the Rizzy juice, dude.
26:17Ew.
26:18Oh, Sam.
26:19You're crazy.
26:20You're a sicko.
26:21Yes.
26:22That was sicko.
26:23That was, yeah, that was.
26:24You're a sicko.
26:25Yeah, give me the Saints.
26:26Give me the Saints.
26:27I was going to take the Saints before you said that, but now I'm going to take the Rams.
26:28Yeah.
26:29Now I'm taking the Rams.
26:30That turned you off.
26:32All right.
26:33All right.
26:34Yeah, I'll go Rams.
26:35I'll go for the Saints.
26:36I'll take the Saints.
26:37Oh, we got a chance.
26:38I'll take the Saints.
26:39Give me the Saints.
26:40Give me the Rams.
26:41Give me McVay.
26:42And you're on the Rams.
26:43Yes.
26:44Yes.
26:45Final answer?
26:46I love it.
26:47Well, unless Will changes again, but yeah.
26:48Final answer, please.
26:49I reserve my right to change my answer if Will changes his answer.
26:50Final answer, Rams.
26:51Saints.
26:52Okay.
26:53I know Rizzy.
26:54That Rizzy juice.
26:55That Rizzy juice.
26:56I don't like the way you say Rizzler.
26:57No ditty.
26:58No ditty.
26:59But that Rizzy juice.
27:00Okay, Dan.
27:01I'll take the Ravens minus one.
27:02Great game.
27:03This is tough because we obviously don't know what happened with the Ravens and the Chargers.
27:08Hmm.
27:09Yes.
27:10Reminder, this is Monday.
27:11Man, it's like if this is close at halftime, the Eagles, these last couple weeks, later
27:17in the year, the physicality.
27:18I know the Ravens.
27:19The physicality of that team.
27:21That all fits a line, dude.
27:22I'll take the Eagles because I do think, I think the Eagles are laying there where it's
27:26like everyone's talking about the Lions, Lions, Lions.
27:29Eagles are just as good.
27:32In the way.
27:33Saquon, he's on pace for the rushing record, 12 touchdowns.
27:36I like the Eagles here.
27:37I'll take the Eagles.
27:38I like the Eagles.
27:39I hate that they both took the Eagles.
27:40I like the Eagles as well.
27:41I think the Eagles do a, like they're a much better team when they're just a little bit
27:44in the background.
27:45Okay.
27:46Yeah.
27:47When they were in the forefront last year, everyone's picking them to win the whole thing
27:48and they shit down their leg.
27:49Eagles are in a great spot right now.
27:50I'm taking the Eagles.
27:51Philly across the board.
27:52All right.
27:53The last game, Taylor.
27:54The Browns at the Broncos.
27:55The Broncos minus five and a half.
27:56Give me the ultimate pro.
27:58Bo Nix.
27:59Yeah.
28:00What a pro.
28:01That's a good line.
28:02Give me the ultimate pro.
28:03That's a good line.
28:05Yes.
28:06That actually just came from the top of my head.
28:07That's fucking good.
28:08Ultimate professional.
28:09Ultimate pro.
28:10I'm taking it just because he said ultimate pro.
28:11I had not heard that before.
28:12No.
28:13Yeah.
28:14So now I'm taking that.
28:15Bo Nix.
28:16Bo Nix.
28:17We've been put on watch.
28:18Bo Nix, offensive rookie of the year.
28:20About what?
28:211,900 yards, 15 touchdowns, two picks since October has started.
28:26Give me the Broncos, man.
28:27Great defense.
28:29Bo Nix operating.
28:30Can make plays with his feet.
28:31Bo Nix.
28:32Bo Nix.
28:33Bo Nix.
28:34The ultimate pro.
28:35The ultimate pro, as Taylor said.
28:36He's the ultimate pro.
28:37Ultimate pro.
28:38The best professional.
28:39I know ball.
28:40I know ball.
28:41Yep, you do.
28:42Yeah.
28:43Yeah.
28:44Dan Lanning.
28:45Ultimate professional.
28:46Okay.
28:47Hot takes, boys.
28:48Dan Lanning's a stud.
28:49What was that?
28:50Dan Lanning, the head coach at Oregon?
28:51Well, didn't he?
28:52Isn't he the one that told you that Bo Nix was a stud?
28:53Yeah.
28:54I watched the same Heisman show that everybody watched.
28:55The ultimate pro.
28:56But every time, I know, you bring it up.
28:57You're like, Dan Lanning told me.
28:59I'm all in.
29:00I'm all in on Bo Nix.
29:01Okay.
29:02I'm all in on Bo Nix.
29:03Bo Nix or Jaden Daniels?
29:04Who are you taking?
29:05Bo Nix.
29:06Caleb Williams.
29:07Was that part of the question?
29:08It wasn't, but-
29:09Both great quarterbacks, but I'm taking Bo Nix.
29:10Something about him.
29:11Something about Bo Nix.
29:12Would you take Bo over Caleb Williams?
29:13Something about Bo Nix.
29:14I would take Bo Nix and Sean Payton over Caleb Williams and Eberflues right now.
29:19Eberflues.
29:20Eberflues.
29:21Eberflues.
29:22Eberflues.
29:23My hot take is he's going to be fired.
29:24Finally, the Bears, for the first time ever, are going to fire a coach in the middle of
29:27the season.
29:29He's going to be fired by the Lions and he's going to get fired.
29:30But you'll be happy about that.
29:31Yeah, of course.
29:32I take the Bears every week.
29:33I said when we were doing the picks, I was like, I'm taking the Bears, but I think we
29:37might get embarrassed.
29:38Yeah.
29:39Again, the Thanksgiving special has aired already.
29:41The game has not been played, so we don't know what's going to happen.
29:44Yeah.
29:45I mean, I'll tell you when I think the Bears can win a game.
29:47I had them against the Packers.
29:48I had them against the Vikings.
29:49Yeah.
29:50He does take them every week.
29:51I don't know if I think we can win this game.
29:52He does take them every single week.
29:53Hope I'm wrong.
29:54My hot take, the Raiders win.
29:56Raiders win a division one game against the Chiefs.
29:59That is the reason why the Chiefs are going to cover.
30:02All right.
30:03I got another hot take.
30:04Different hot take.
30:05The Raiders won't win another game this year.
30:08He's pulling out the schedule.
30:11He's pulling out the schedule.
30:12Check their schedule.
30:13He's pulling out the schedule.
30:14The Jags are the only one.
30:15Maybe they have the Patriots.
30:16The Jags are the only one.
30:17I've checked it for you.
30:18The Jags are the only one.
30:19Oh, they got the Jags?
30:20That's it.
30:21I think that's a bad hot take.
30:22Okay.
30:23My hot take?
30:24Hot take.
30:25I love it.
30:26Hey, hot take.
30:27Hot take.
30:28Hot take.
30:29It's take.
30:30They could.
30:31A couple weeks ago, they could.
30:32They statistically could.
30:33Now, they could.
30:34You don't believe that, but you're going to say it.
30:36I said it, didn't I?
30:37You did.
30:38Okay.
30:39Good point.
30:40Let's do a friendship bet, the three of us.
30:41A thousand bucks.
30:42Okay.
30:43Okay.
30:44If any of our hot takes come true, the other two have to give the person a thousand bucks.
30:48I think that's actually fair.
30:49I have Raiders don't win a single other game.
30:52Okay.
30:53You have Raiders beat the Chiefs.
30:54Yeah.
30:55So that would actually be a double for me.
30:56I'd lose right away.
30:57And you have Titans to make it to the AFC ...
30:58I'm in.
30:59I'm in.
31:00All right.
31:01A thousand bucks.
31:02A thousand dollars.
31:03But what if ...
31:04None of these things are going to happen.
31:05Ibrahimovic gets fired.
31:06No, I'll do the Raiders will be my thing.
31:07Okay.
31:08Not Ibrahimovic.
31:09Raiders.
31:10Raiders will not win another game.
31:11They're going to finish the season with two wins.
31:12Okay.
31:13Okay.
31:14Love it.
31:15I'll take that.
31:16They all have zero percent chance of happening.
31:17Speak for yourself.
31:18Okay.
31:19I don't like hot takes.
31:20Okay.
31:21Let's go to the survivor pool picks.
31:23Will, you're still alive, and then the guest chair is still alive.
31:26Oh.
31:27So, Taylor-
31:28News to me.
31:29Yeah.
31:30Taylor, you cannot take the Bengals, the 49ers, the Jets, the Commanders, or the Lions, or
31:34the Chiefs.
31:35Okay.
31:36Can you say that again?
31:37Yes.
31:38Okay.
31:39You cannot take the Chiefs, the Bengals-
31:40It says right here.
31:41I got it.
31:42Yeah.
31:43The 49ers, the Jets, the Commanders, or the Lions.
31:44All right.
31:45Will, do you know who you want to take?
31:46You want me to remind you?
31:47Yeah.
31:48Give me Denver.
31:49Okay.
31:50No, you took Denver last week.
31:51Give me Tampa Bay.
31:52Okay.
31:53All right.
31:54Taylor, who are you taking?
31:55Give me the Texans.
31:56Texans.
31:57Okay.
31:58All right.
31:59Anything else, boys?
32:00No.
32:01Great shows.
32:02Happy Thanksgiving.
32:03Happy Thanksgiving.
32:04Happy Thanksgiving.
32:05Yeah.
32:06Two shows.
32:07This was a really fun show.
32:08Yeah.
32:09We had a lot of fun.
32:10Back-to-back.
32:11Two great shows.
32:12Good times.
32:13All right.
32:14We'll be back next week.