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00:29The Pro Football Show is powered by the all-electric Chevy Silverado.
00:34Welcome to the Pro Football Show, the Thanksgiving Day special presented by the Chevy Silverado.
00:39Happy Thanksgiving, boys.
00:40Like, this is airing.
00:41Happy Thanksgiving.
00:42Happy Thanksgiving, guys.
00:43Dan doesn't look like he's happy that it's Thanksgiving.
00:45No, it's one of my favorite holidays.
00:46What he does for Halloween, I like for Thanksgiving.
00:49Yeah?
00:50It's the only holiday that is like, well, I guess Halloween is kind of like this, but
00:55there's no religion.
00:56You don't have to do anything.
00:57You just eat food and watch football.
00:59And speak gratitude.
01:00I don't want, I'm not a big religious guy, so it's like, you just sit around.
01:04You speak gratitude and there's zero expectation.
01:06A gift, it's just words.
01:09Just words.
01:10No gift.
01:11Food, everyone just loosening the belt a little bit.
01:12You're just having fun.
01:13Drinking a little bit.
01:14Yeah, wake up in the morning, figure out one big thing that you can do for the unit, for
01:18the family, for the team, so you can get credit for that.
01:22Usually it's like, oh, I'll take the kids to the park, or oh, I'll go grab the ice and
01:25the beer.
01:26Just get that out of the way.
01:27And then you sit on the couch for the rest of the day, you'll be like, remember I got
01:30the ice six hours ago?
01:31And then there's that one guy that's like, oh, there's an 11 o'clock game on?
01:34Yeah.
01:35Idiot.
01:36Idiot.
01:37Idiot.
01:38But it is, like, I mean, obviously there's games on Christmas, but it really is the only
01:39holiday where it's like, you just are expected to eat a shitload and then just lay on your
01:43ass and watch football.
01:44Watch football, yeah.
01:45Do nothing.
01:46Fall asleep.
01:47Do nothing.
01:48It's the perfect holiday.
01:49Midday nap.
01:50Yeah.
01:51And then you go and get some leftovers.
01:52Yeah.
01:53Wait, what time?
01:54We have this every year, I feel like we have this conversation.
01:55What time do you guys eat?
01:56Do you eat at a normal time?
01:57It varies.
01:58I usually eat right in between the first and second game.
02:00That's when we do too.
02:01I'm more of like early afternoon.
02:02Yeah.
02:03Very early afternoon, probably into that first game a little bit, I like to get a plate and
02:07go and sit back down on the couch.
02:08I like a 2 p.m.
02:09Yes.
02:10Yeah, because then it gives you enough time for the leftovers for the night game.
02:12Right.
02:13You digest a little bit, take that 2z, move on up, 6, 7 o'clock.
02:15What am I getting myself into?
02:17Yeah.
02:18Exactly.
02:19Like, that's the way to go.
02:20Okay, let's get into the game of the week presented by the Chevy Silverado.
02:22We'll start with the Dolphins at the Packers.
02:24The Packers, minus three and a half.
02:26Will, I'll start with you because I don't want to throw the Packers in Dan's face quite
02:29yet because it is the Thanksgiving episode, we're supposed to be happy, so I'm going to
02:32let you talk about this game.
02:33The Dolphins obviously got the big win against the Patriots last week.
02:36We are recording this early in the week, so the line is minus three and a half.
02:39It's Monday.
02:40By the time we get to Thursday, who are you taking?
02:43Look.
02:44Packers.
02:45Wrong.
02:46We're shooting from the hip right now.
02:47I'm going Packers.
02:48I had such a dumb, heady play over the weekend.
02:51I didn't realize Brock Purdy was out.
02:53The Packers are- Walk me through that real quick.
02:55I would love to have the ability to unplug the way that you unplug.
03:01It's not- Because you texted me and Tom on Sunday morning.
03:04Yeah.
03:05Tom and I. Tom and I.
03:06No, me.
03:07He's right.
03:08Texted me.
03:09You texted I on Sunday morning.
03:10You don't have a- You don't have a-
03:11It's you texted me.
03:12You don't have a diploma, do you?
03:13I have a degree.
03:14Yeah.
03:15You do?
03:16Oh, yeah.
03:17You graduated?
03:18From the University of Michigan, yes.
03:19You graduated?
03:21Yeah.
03:22Did you graduate later?
03:23Guys, I registered and spent my fifth year.
03:25I was so bought into the University of Michigan.
03:27I thought we were going to win a Big Ten championship.
03:30General studies.
03:31What were we talking about?
03:32Coloring books?
03:33Alphabet?
03:34I took a hula class.
03:35Got a B. I took a hula class.
03:36I took a dinosaurs class online.
03:37Did you really?
03:38It was so awesome.
03:39It was the easiest thing ever.
03:40Go ahead.
03:41Tom and I.
03:42There was a class at Wisconsin called Clap for Credit, where it was just all- I took
03:44that class.
03:45It was football players were put in that class as well.
03:47They were just playing music, and we were just like, yeah, that was a good song.
03:51Clap for Credit.
03:52Clap for Credit.
03:53Clap for Credit.
03:54All right.
03:55So, you texted us on Sunday, and you're like, I'm taking the Niners, and then you shared
04:01a tweet being like, Brock Purdy and Nick Bosa out.
04:04And I was like, Will, this has been news for 48 hours.
04:10This is why the line moved from two and a half to five and a half.
04:13Yeah.
04:14How did that happen?
04:15How did that happen?
04:16He said, yeah.
04:17So, fun story about me.
04:19I took bowling my senior year at Nebraska.
04:21Love that.
04:23What happened, the switch got made.
04:25The Purdy news was Friday.
04:27I was checked out on Friday.
04:28I was all-eyes on Nebraska-Wisconsin on Saturday, so I didn't really get my NFL news until Sunday.
04:34Switched the bet before I even saw the Purdy news.
04:36And then you were like, oh my God.
04:37So, you thought you were getting one over.
04:39I thought, oh wow, they're just giving the Niners a few more points.
04:44Free money.
04:45And, you know, the Niners could be, you know, we'll get to the Niners, but I'm going to
04:48go Packers here.
04:49Again, I don't have, I feel like I need to go instinct this week.
04:52I had a very, I had a losing record last week.
04:55Dan, hats off to you.
04:56You took most of the underdogs.
04:57You were winning.
04:58I even got you off the Cowboys.
05:01Should have been on the Cowboys.
05:02But I'm shooting from the hip.
05:03I'm going instincts.
05:04I'm getting back to the basics.
05:05I'm just taking the Packers.
05:06I think Jordan Love, he's going to spice up.
05:08Dolph is now a three-game win streak.
05:09They've been playing a lot better, but I am going to go with the Packers.
05:13Game of the week.
05:14Give me the Packers at home.
05:15Taylor, you said wrong, and Dan agreed.
05:17So I assume both of you guys are taking the Dolphins.
05:19Yeah.
05:20Brock Purdy, Nick Bosa, Trent Williams being out there, obviously, I think people are inflating
05:24the egos of the Packers.
05:25Good ball club over there.
05:26Good ball club.
05:27Josh Jacobs getting three touchdowns, 106 yards.
05:30Looks good.
05:31Played well.
05:32But the Miami Dolphins, they've won three in a row.
05:34Jalen Waddle's now finding his stride a little bit.
05:36John O's Smith.
05:37John O's Smith catches another touchdown, pretends to throw it in the stands, but decides
05:41not to.
05:42He's going to keep that one for himself.
05:43He'll give it to his family after the game.
05:45They're just, they're starting to put points on the board.
05:47Another play against a Patriots defense that has underperformed the last two weeks.
05:51But something's brewing in Miami right now.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Something's brewing in Miami, and I like Miami.
05:55It's a hungry dog situation where Miami's, with two getting injured, they obviously got
06:00into a big hole.
06:01They are not out of this.
06:02They can, if they rip off some wins here, they can definitely get into the playoffs.
06:07So everything's in front of them.
06:09I'm a little nervous about the weather.
06:11That's what I'm saying, going up to Lambeau.
06:12The teal uniforms in the cold weather just don't work.
06:16They're candy ass.
06:17You can't win with candy ass uniforms.
06:19But I don't need them to win.
06:20I need them to just cover three and a half.
06:22John O's Smith, absolute hog in the shower.
06:24I believe that.
06:25Yep.
06:26I believe that.
06:27Beautiful, actually.
06:28It's not just big, it's actually really pretty, too.
06:29Are you going to go against that guy?
06:30I am going to go against him.
06:31Wow.
06:32I am going to go against him.
06:33I like that.
06:34He also, he's got a nice frame on him, too.
06:35Overall.
06:36Just a good looking guy.
06:37Yeah.
06:38Yep.
06:39It's just not where I expected this conversation to go, but, you know.
06:40Who do you like?
06:41Me?
06:42Yeah, I asked him if he liked somebody, and he...
06:43I don't know.
06:46I don't know.
06:47It's hard for me.
06:48I want to take Miami, but Green Bay's a wagon.
06:49Yeah.
06:50I think they're a wagon.
06:51I don't know if they...
06:52Listen, I...
06:53But Green Bay...
06:54Do you know he starts to come on toward the end of the year, I think.
06:58Once.
06:59It is going to be 18 degrees.
07:00Yeah.
07:01You know what I like about Miami?
07:02Did you hear that?
07:03It's going to be 18 degrees.
07:0418 degrees.
07:05I'm not talking about a track team down in Miami.
07:06Listen, we'll find out next week.
07:07We'll find out.
07:08So Tom wrote on here, 18 degrees wins at 10 to 15 miles per hour.
07:12That's not a Miami...
07:13I understand, but this one...
07:14That's Josh Jacobs.
07:15That's Josh Jacobs.
07:16But it is when you're a hungry dog.
07:17Everyone in the...
07:18You're digging yourself out of a hole.
07:19Yes.
07:20And everyone in that locker room knows...
07:21But they're using South Beach.
07:22Everyone in that locker room knows the book is out.
07:25You get Miami outside of Florida in December, and they'll just wilt.
07:29We saw it against the Chiefs last year in the playoffs.
07:31That was a no-show.
07:32They've got to have some extra motivation being like, we can't let this cold fuck us.
07:37We've got to do it.
07:38It's cold, cold.
07:39They are looking at the weather too.
07:40The cold wind, Dan.
07:41It's a perfect day.
07:42I know.
07:43It's not like it's like 30 or 40.
07:44It's 18.
07:45I need the Packers.
07:46I need the Packers.
07:47Onward.
07:48I'm starting...
07:49I'm starting to get nervous about the Packers.
07:52In what way?
07:53That they're like...
07:54That they're going to just go downhill?
07:55No.
07:56That they're going to go uphill.
07:57I don't even know what's going uphill.
07:58There's another game...
07:59I'm nervous that they're going to start winning games and make a deep run.
08:04My alerts are up.
08:05Okay.
08:06I have to start...
08:07I feel good about the pick.
08:08I have to start, you know...
08:10You're making me feel worse about the pick.
08:11Yeah.
08:12I'm making myself feel worse.
08:13You're talking about the Packers making a deep run.
08:15Like they had a shot last year and Jordan Love was throwing the ball.
08:18The only person I saw throw the ball better than Jordan Love is another game on this Thursday's
08:22slate.
08:24He's ripping that thing around.
08:25And LeFleur, his creativity.
08:26I love the fake pitch and then tied in over the middle.
08:30Switch me to the Packers.
08:31Switch me to the Packers.
08:32The fake pitch over the middle.
08:33Now I can't go to the Packers.
08:34No, you can't.
08:35You have to stay.
08:36I'm going to stay in Miami.
08:37I'm going to stay in Miami.
08:38The minute we all go Packers, it automatically goes to Miami.
08:39Just the way that Dan's brain just got...
08:40No, because it's...
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11:09You guys were kind of showing a little lounge.
11:10I can't believe they didn't pick Bo Nicks.
11:12Also fair.
11:13True professional.
11:14True professional
11:15He's been saying it.
11:17The Bears, the Bears need to fire Matt Eberfluss.
11:20I wish they would do it after this game, because, you guys can tell me if this is wrong, but
11:26they made a mistake bringing back.
11:28It's very clear.
11:29They set Caleb on a bad path with Shane Waldron.
11:33They basically like stacked it against him.
11:34I think the Bears have never fired a coach midseason.
11:37I think you need to fire Matty Ibraflusa and be like,
11:39Caleb, this is your team.
11:41And like, because we're losing in just ridiculous fashions.
11:44And like, it's clear.
11:45Like, the defense is no longer what it used to be.
11:47That was the one thing he could hang his hat on.
11:50Fire him and be like, Caleb, it's your franchise.
11:53It's your team.
11:54We're going to find a new coach for you.
11:55It's the most important decision in the Chicago Bears
11:58franchise, whoever this next coach is going to be.
12:00It is.
12:01It's a fact.
12:02I do think one positive is always clear.
12:03It's a fact.
12:04I just hate that we're here in late November.
12:05I know.
12:05I've got to see you like this again.
12:06Because I remember sitting in the same exact room
12:08during the draft.
12:09Yeah.
12:09And you walked in.
12:10You're like, anyone who said anything bad, you're dead.
12:12You're dead.
12:13You're dead.
12:14And I just thought to myself, man,
12:15I really just don't want to be on that list, I guess.
12:17I want to be there for Big Cat.
12:19But here we are again.
12:19It's November.
12:20But we're not.
12:21Look at your face.
12:22We're in a different spot.
12:23We're in a different spot.
12:24I hate it.
12:25Because I actually love where I'm at right now.
12:27Because the non-ball knowers.
12:29Hold on, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out.
12:31The non-ball knowers, the non-ball watchers
12:34think that Caleb Williams is a bust.
12:36That is true.
12:36Anyone who watches Caleb Williams
12:38knows he's not a bust.
12:39And the narrative has been set off of two games
12:44that he basically won the game for the Bears
12:46and special teams failed them.
12:47And the Hail Mary and the block kick against the Packers.
12:50If he wins those two games, what is the narrative there?
12:53So I'm happy.
12:53I'm like, laying in the weeds, all these people being like,
12:56oh, he doesn't throw downfield.
12:58He can't do that.
12:58No, no, no, you're not watching the game.
13:00They've got to get a coach, though.
13:01They've got to get a coach.
13:02You're happy contingent on the choice of their head coach?
13:05It's the most important decision in Chicago Bears franchise
13:08history.
13:09Because I think we finally have a guy who
13:12is, you can build a team around, and if they fuck up
13:16the coach again, none of it will matter.
13:18No, you're spot on, because Caleb is going to be good.
13:21I think a positive of them, whether they make a move
13:23or not against Ibrahim Falous, it's
13:25like, I feel like the team kind of understands
13:27the writing on the wall.
13:27So you're ultimately going out there
13:29and there's nothing to lose, which I think is going to play,
13:32would play well for the Bears.
13:33I mean, there's nothing to lose.
13:35They just keep losing games.
13:36Yeah, but you're kind of like, you know.
13:38You can lose the game, which they do.
13:40But the more they lose, the quicker he gets fired.
13:42And another bad point, like even the returner,
13:44like when you're having to coach details
13:46like that this late in the year, like it's, what are we doing?
13:48It's bad.
13:48What are we doing here?
13:49Kicker is my favorite.
13:50You're sitting there going, Peter,
13:52and the ball's literally landing a foot away from you.
13:54What are you doing?
13:54Run away from the ball.
13:55Tell Peter, then also, get a ball out of his way.
13:58He did the first part.
13:59Didn't do the second part.
14:00As long as Caleb keeps looking good,
14:01that's all I'm hoping for for the rest of the season.
14:03I know we talked about this when he was on the show,
14:05but we did hire John Gruden.
14:06Is there a clause that if he wants
14:08to coach the Chicago Bears, you'll let him?
14:10Not right away.
14:11OK.
14:12He's got to pay the price, huh?
14:14Hey, he's got to do his thing.
14:16Yeah, he's got to work for a little bit.
14:17For a year.
14:18He's got to work.
14:18He's got to work.
14:19If Coach Gruden got offered the Bears job this offseason,
14:22you would rather not take the job.
14:23I would say he has to do both.
14:24He has to do both.
14:25He has to do both.
14:25Could you imagine if Harbaugh was
14:27the head coach for the Bears?
14:28It's all I wanted.
14:29It is all I wanted.
14:30It's all I wanted.
14:31Oh my god.
14:32You guys would be undefeated.
14:33It would be a playoff.
14:33Hey, what would you think about this?
14:34Because I know we all have a lot of respect for him.
14:36But what if Rabel got the call?
14:38I would love it.
14:38Oh, that'd be huge.
14:39The two things, the Bears.
14:41I'm almost thinking you want a head coach that's
14:43tailored toward more quarterback offense.
14:45No, here's the thing.
14:46It's offensive coordinator, offensive guy,
14:49or a program builder.
14:51Rabel is in the program builder.
14:53Because just hiring a defensive coordinator
14:56is the dumbest thing they could do.
14:57But that doesn't mean you can't hire a defensive guy.
14:59Mike Tomlin is a program builder.
15:01Like Bill Belichick.
15:03Like all these guys.
15:05John Harbaugh, Pete Carroll.
15:06Like some of these guys who are not,
15:08you know, they are there for the culture.
15:11So Rabel's in that camp.
15:12Even though he's a defensive guy,
15:13he's more than a defensive guy.
15:15If they hire just the best defensive coordinator out
15:17there, I'm going to fucking kill myself.
15:20Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
15:21OK, let's go.
15:22Fireball, rapid fire picks of the game
15:25presented by Fireball Whiskey.
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15:31And as always, this rapid fire pick segment
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15:51in Tuscaloosa in a few weeks on November 30th
15:53for the Auburn-Alabama game and in Columbus
15:55for the Ohio State-Michigan game.
15:56Taylor, how are you feeling about that one?
15:58I feel good.
15:58I think that Ohio State's favored by 20 and 1 right now.
16:02I think that's the, like, you can't say locks can't guarantee,
16:05but I think that's a very safe bet that everybody
16:07should take is Michigan plus 21.
16:09So I guess Fireball is actually asking you to, like, cry,
16:11and then they're going to turn it into Fireball.
16:13So what you're saying is Ohio State fans should go cry,
16:15and then you can drink it.
16:16There's a world.
16:17Listen, we play Northwestern this week.
16:19We put a 50 burger on them.
16:21They're a good team.
16:22That's a good ball club.
16:23That's a good ball club.
16:24Chicago built.
16:24Ohio State, remember, that score is 31 to 7.
16:27Ohio State beat Northwestern.
16:29No, Taylor, I think what you need to go with
16:31is the story when you were there, and you guys were down.
16:33I know.
16:34I told them that before.
16:35Yeah, we had that on the stage before.
16:35But I'm just saying, you just look at that one game.
16:37Which game were you down?
16:38Taylor, that's in your year.
16:392013.
16:40We went for two.
16:41It was 42 to 41.
16:42Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:43We didn't get that.
16:43You didn't play in the Northwestern-Michigan game
16:45that was, like, the worst game ever played.
16:47What year was it?
16:48I can't remember.
16:49I think it was between 09 and 13, I did.
16:51Yeah, maybe it was.
16:52It was overtimes, like, five overtimes.
16:54I think it was, like, seven, seven.
16:55I'll talk about overtimes.
16:56I don't know.
16:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:57We've never done that.
16:58No.
16:58All right, all right.
16:58I'm down bad about overtime games.
17:00Down bad.
17:00I'm down bad.
17:01Down real bad about overtime.
17:02All right, let's go to the Giants at the Cowboys.
17:04That's definitely a game you should drink some Fireball
17:06during.
17:07The Cowboys, minus 4.
17:08Taylor, the Giants are an absolute disaster.
17:12The Cowboys did get a win.
17:13Kuparash got that win.
17:14But this is just a tough game, though.
17:16He was awesome.
17:17He was awesome.
17:17Tough game, though.
17:18Kuparash, yeah.
17:19I thought he was so bad the week before.
17:20I was like, it's over for the Cowboys.
17:21Kuparash, he had 247 yards, two touchdowns,
17:23zero interceptions, went 24-32.
17:25But this game's gross.
17:26I mean, I know it's Thanksgiving,
17:28and I know we always see this game.
17:29But are you excited about this game at all?
17:31No, I'm not excited about this game.
17:33I don't think anybody is, except for Cowboys fans
17:36that are happy that they're going to get an easy win here.
17:38I think Danny DeVito, his time, the storyline
17:40of him being the quarterback there is fantastic.
17:43But it's over.
17:43That's crazy.
17:44The Buccaneers, Baker Mayfield, diced up the Giants' defense
17:48all day.
17:50By the way, Baker Mayfield, fourth quarter,
17:5210 minutes and 32 seconds left in the game, up 30-7.
17:54And he's running downfield for Bucky Irving.
17:56What a football guy, football guy.
17:59Kuparash, listen, this is a game that nobody wants to have on,
18:03but everyone's going to have on.
18:04The Cowboys take this one.
18:05Perfectly said.
18:06This is also a good nap time game.
18:08You're going to have it on.
18:09It might doze off a little bit.
18:10But we're going to bet it.
18:12You're going to bet it.
18:14But it's a nice afternoon game that you're going to bet.
18:16So Dan, are you going to bet the Cowboys or the Giants?
18:18Yeah, I'm going to take the Cowboys.
18:20I don't think the Cowboys are great.
18:22They're not great.
18:23The Giants, just the vibes are so bad.
18:25Lost.
18:25Yeah.
18:26Malik, neighbors call them soft as fuck.
18:29A rookie.
18:30Yeah, Tommy DeVito is bad.
18:34I'm still nervous about taking the Cowboys as a favorite,
18:36but I can't bet the Giants.
18:39Yeah, it's simple.
18:40I'm taking out the DraftKings app.
18:42I'm putting in the Cowboys minus four.
18:44I'm going to fall asleep, and I'm
18:45going to wake up in the fourth quarter
18:46happy because we are betting the Cowboys.
18:48Yes.
18:48Nice.
18:49Jerry, how are you feeling about this?
18:50Same way?
18:50I think Dallas is going to crush them.
18:52I think the ball lost the locker room.
18:54He's finished.
18:55I mean, legit, though, you see neighbors, the way he talks,
18:57he alludes to whose fault it is.
18:59He's like, oh, that's not good.
19:00Yeah, no, it's bad.
19:01Funny Tommy DeVito story.
19:03Dan, you know I don't watch college football at all.
19:06Correct.
19:07One of my friends at a pizzeria in New Jersey,
19:10where I used to work years ago, hit me up.
19:12He's like, Jerry, you've got to bet on this kid.
19:14He's playing this week.
19:15His name's Tommy DeVito, New Jersey kid,
19:17and he's going to light it up.
19:19Put a bomb on him.
19:21Stunk up the joint.
19:23Terrible.
19:24I DMed DeVito after the game and said, Tommy, how about you
19:28fetch me a fucking water?
19:30He ratioed me back in the Twitter.
19:33What'd he say?
19:34He sent me a picture of him drinking water.
19:36Oh, god.
19:38So he got me there.
19:39He did get you.
19:40He's a nice kid.
19:42But after that, I bet him.
19:43Remember that game last year?
19:44Yeah, I remember.
19:44I became a DeVito fan.
19:45And they told you you were stupid.
19:46Yeah.
19:47I became a DeVito fan from when he said that in the Instagram
19:50DMs, but I think Dallas is going to stomp him.
19:52Stomp him.
19:53Stomp him.
19:53Stomp him.
19:54Holes everywhere in that D.
19:55Oh, yeah.
19:56It's just bad on bad.
19:58Yep.
19:58Not good.
19:59All right, the Black Friday game,
20:01which speaking of Black Friday, go to store.barstoolsports.com.
20:03You can get these boys hoodies.
20:06Phenomenal.
20:07Taylor and I didn't even know we were going to match.
20:08We actually called each other.
20:09You're lying to the public right now.
20:10We called each other, and we picked out these outfits
20:12together.
20:12Like we did.
20:13I mean, we were booking.
20:14I was trying to do this morning.
20:15I was like, hey, what do you think of this?
20:16She's like, oh, I got the same thing.
20:17I got the same.
20:18We got to do the white.
20:18We got to do the whole thing.
20:19Store.barstoolsports.com.
20:21Obviously, our Black Friday and Cyber Monday sale is live.
20:23The Raiders at the Chiefs.
20:25Will the Chiefs, minus 13, a massive line.
20:28Massive line.
20:29Give me the Raiders.
20:30Take the Chiefs.
20:30Give me the underdog, division rivalry.
20:32And you watch the Raiders play.
20:34They lost to the Broncos.
20:36But the Raiders are still playing hard.
20:39They're doing what they can.
20:40They have nothing to lose.
20:41They're going to be emptying the clip as much as they can
20:44to get a win against the Chiefs.
20:45Give me the Raiders, plus 13.
20:47What is the quarterback's stat line for the Raiders?
20:50Couldn't tell you.
20:52If they win this game.
20:53If they win this game?
20:54Yeah.
20:57I'm going to say 180 yards.
20:59OK, from?
21:01Give me them completing.
21:02No, no, from.
21:03Who was playing?
21:04Minshew, right?
21:05No.
21:06Ritter.
21:07Ritter.
21:07Ritter.
21:08Oh, yeah, he went down.
21:09He went down to the midfield.
21:10Sorry, I don't know if anybody saw my Twitter post
21:11or Instagram.
21:12That's what I was doing to Dick.
21:13That was the question that I wanted to know.
21:15I'm taking the Chiefs.
21:16This is when you were fighting with mom TikTok.
21:18Yeah, I'm still fighting.
21:19Will was fighting with mom TikTok.
21:20I know, I know.
21:21But here's the thing.
21:22Anytime Will, I don't know.
21:25He thought Minshew was playing.
21:26I know.
21:26But every time he goes against the Chiefs,
21:28the Chiefs literally put it on the bulletin board.
21:30Travis Kelsey walks up along and goes, got another one, boys.
21:32We got him again.
21:33He's going to text me on Friday morning and be like,
21:35did you guys see Minshew's out?
21:38But look, we got dad break going on right now.
21:40Here's what I think about the Chiefs.
21:42I think the Chiefs are treating the regular season
21:43like preseason.
21:44I have no idea how they have the record they have right now.
21:47They just basically sit in their office meeting room
21:49and be like, how do you think we can win this game?
21:51Let's try something new to win this game.
21:54And I think the Raiders cover 13 points.
21:57OK.
21:58A lot of points.
21:58I agree with what you said partially.
22:00Give me an upset.
22:01I agree with what you said partially.
22:03Raiders money line.
22:04The Chiefs defense has not looked good the last two weeks.
22:08The Bills put up 30 on them.
22:10The Panthers put up 27 on them.
22:12I think this is a attention to detail,
22:15get right defense game, where it's like, hey, guys,
22:17what are we doing out here?
22:18Let's fucking fix it.
22:19Give me the Chiefs.
22:20Let's have some pride.
22:22It's Desmond Ritter.
22:23It is Desmond Ritter.
22:25Let's fucking flatten them like a bug.
22:27Dude, I'm with you.
22:28Last week, you went a lot of underdogs.
22:31We've got the individual rivalries happening.
22:33I just see the Raiders covering.
22:36In my hot take, Raiders are going to win this game.
22:38Oh, man.
22:38Hot take, Raiders are going to win this game.
22:40Amir Abdullah, Amir Abdullah, any time touchdown.
22:43From?
22:45Nebraska.
22:46I know.
22:47That's why I was setting you up, to be like, Nebraska.
22:49Dan was jaded.
22:50He got really upset.
22:51You know the Mitchie thing happened.
22:52He's been a scramble since then.
22:54Dan, he'll get you on the ropes.
22:55When he's got you on the ropes, he's got you right where
22:57you want you.
22:58Right.
22:59I was trying to give you one.
23:00Dan, I was going to ask, was there a little bit of you
23:02that was going to let him think that Gardner
23:03Minshew was playing this game?
23:04No, I mean, I think he kind of knew
23:06somewhere deep in that skull.
23:08I don't think he did.
23:09He didn't.
23:10No, because he did go down.
23:11When I did take that little, I set up the camera
23:13and took a little picture of me doing the dishes.
23:15Yeah, if you jump into Will's brain, like, move every,
23:19it's like basically like trying to find your car
23:20keys under a couch.
23:21Yeah.
23:22Like, finally, you get under it, and then there's
23:24just a little note that said Gardner Minshew went down.
23:26It's like any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any.
23:28Like some sci-fi movies, right?
23:29It's one of those things where it's like,
23:31during team meetings or position meetings, anything.
23:33You know what the answer is, but when coach calls on you,
23:35you just can't seem to find what the answer is.
23:37Yeah.
23:38Oh, good.
23:38Head coach.
23:39Head coach me.
23:40Yeah.
23:41OK, that's the Thanksgiving special.
23:42Of course, we'll have the regular Sunday episode.
23:44But anything else?
23:45What are you guys thankful for, each other?
23:47Yeah.
23:48Thankful for each other.
23:49Friendship, football.
23:51Drafting.
23:52Football.
23:52Drafting.
23:53Yeah.
23:54And Kayla had dogs.
23:55Nebraska going bowling.
23:57Yeah, first time.
23:58A&M hopefully going to the SEC championship.
24:00No.
24:01No, it ain't happening.
24:02You guys couldn't even let me have that?
24:03It's Thanksgiving.
24:04Won't bet it.
24:04In spirit.
24:05I mean, you might, but you're not going to win
24:07the SEC championship game.
24:08So what's the point?
24:10Why do you have to do this?
24:10I guess beating Texas would be cool.
24:12That'd be cool.
24:13All right, well, we'll end on that note.
24:14After we take Texas to Michigan, that'd be awesome.