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00:00Garfield, réveille-toi !
00:02Bonsoir, John.
00:03Pas de temps pour parler de petits trucs, Garfield.
00:04C'est le matin de Noël et tu sais ce que ça signifie ?
00:06Bien sûr que je sais. Noël signifie des cadeaux.
00:08Beaucoup et beaucoup de cadeaux.
00:09Tout d'abord, Garfield, tu ne peux pas ouvrir des cadeaux sur un ventre vide.
00:13Voici tes lasagnes de déjeuner.
00:15Tu peux manger ton repas.
00:30Ok, Garfield, t'attends ici pendant que je prends ton cadeau.
00:41C'est ce que j'appelle un cadeau de Noël.
00:49C'est le cadeau qui continue de donner, Garfield.
00:51Voici, laissez-moi vous montrer.
00:53Regardez ça.
00:54Cette machine de donner des cadeaux peut lire votre esprit.
00:57Peu importe ce que vous pensez, elle vous donnera.
00:59Regardez.
01:08Génial, hein ?
01:09Laissez-moi l'essayer.
01:18Et c'est juste pour commencer.
01:20Maintenant, c'est tout ce que Noël signifie.
01:27Prends tout!
01:57Hey, Garfield! Garfield, wake up!
02:01Huh? Oh, it's you.
02:04Leave your number, I'll get back to you.
02:07Hey, Garfield, guess what today is?
02:10Listen carefully, John. I don't do pop quizzes before breakfast, kay?
02:15Are you ready for this, Garfield? It's Christmas Eve morning.
02:18We're gonna pack up our presents and go to the farm for Christmas.
02:21Won't that be fun?
02:23You've got a real sick sense of humor, John. You know that, don't you?
02:26The whole family's gonna be there. Dad, Mom and Grandma and Doc Boy.
02:30And Good Boy and Bad Boy and Old Boy and Attaboy.
02:33Come on, Garfield, we have a busy day ahead of us.
02:39Why is it every Christmas I get drug out of my warm bed just to see some stupid old relatives?
02:44And why is it I always have to go to the stupid old farm?
02:47Why can't they come here where my warm bed is?
02:50And why am I whispering?
02:57We're almost back on the farm now, boys.
03:00I can almost smell Mom's chestnut dressing baking in the oven right now.
03:04That's not what I smell.
03:06There's no doubt about it. Christmas is my favorite holiday.
03:10The air is crisp, homes are brightly decorated,
03:13and everybody's walking around with big smiles on their faces.
03:17Yeah, almost everybody.
03:19I think the best part is watching the faces of children and sharing the joy.
03:23I remember when my brother Doc Boy and I were little.
03:26Oh, brother, here we go again.
03:29Dad would chop down the tree.
03:31Chores.
03:32Mom would fix up the meal.
03:34Work.
03:35Doc Boy would get in the way.
03:37Fighting. Big, fat, hairy deal.
03:40Decorating the tree.
03:42Gardening.
03:43Wiring all of the lights.
03:44Electrical contracting.
03:46Wrapping boxes and writing out cards.
03:48Then we'd take those presents and pile them under the tree.
03:53We'd barely get a wink of sleep, wondering what they could be.
03:58The special gifts of Christmas that really make it great
04:03are the insomnia and the anxiety.
04:08Kids get from having to wait.
04:11It's so great.
04:13It's so great.
04:44Oh, it's so nice to see you.
04:46Here, let me take those packages.
04:55Hi, Dad. Merry Christmas.
04:57Merry Christmas, Eddie Slicker.
04:59Doc Boy, how's my favorite brother?
05:01Don't call me Doc Boy.
05:02And you've probably forgotten I'm your only brother.
05:04Oh, you're right.
05:06Don't mind me.
05:07You can visit till your lips fall off, for all I care.
05:10I'll just sit here in the dark, alone,
05:12until you decide to come over and pay your respects.
05:14Nobody gives a hoot about an old woman like me, anyway.
05:17How could I ignore my favorite girl?
05:19Merry Christmas, Grandma.
05:21Merry Christmas, John.
05:23How have you been?
05:24I've been doing okay, considering.
05:26What's this, John?
05:28I see you're putting on a little belly.
05:29Is that city life making you soft?
05:33You're getting soft, boy.
05:35You need to get more physical.
05:36Take me. I do 100 sit-ups every morning.
05:38My belly is hard as a rock.
05:40Come on, hit me right here.
05:41Give me your best shot.
05:43Grandma, you remember Garfield, don't you?
05:46Well, I'll be.
05:48I remember back when all we had were wood-burning cats.
05:51What won't they think of next?
05:53Bizarre.
05:54Isn't this wonderful?
05:56The whole family is together again for the holidays.
05:59We're going to have such a splendid Christmas.
06:02I'm so happy I could just burst.
06:05Oh, put a sock in it, dearie.
06:07Let's go finish dinner.
06:09I can see Grandma and I are going to get along just fine.
06:19This is what it's all about, right, boys?
06:21Hard work, brisk weather and beautiful scenery.
06:25What scenery?
06:26I think somebody turned the lights out.
06:28In fact, that goes so far as to say things can't get much worse than...
06:32I've got to quit saying that.
06:40By any chance, you're not thinking of putting chili powder in my sausage gravy, are you, Grandma?
06:46Why, no.
06:49Heavens to Betsy Child, what would give you such a notion?
06:53Just because my chili gravy won a blue ribbon at the county fair and your gravy didn't even place,
06:58who am I to tell you how to make gravy?
07:00The Green County Gravy Champion, that's who.
07:04Hey, Garfield, where's Odie?
07:05In the barn, let's see.
07:23Hello, what's this?
07:25Why, it's sausage gravy.
07:28Hello, what's this?
07:30Why, it's sausage gravy.
07:42Perfect.
07:52Doc Boy, will you say Grace, please?
07:54Oh, Mom.
07:55Doc Boy.
07:57I never know what to...
08:00Lord, we just want to tell you how grateful we are for this food
08:06and for letting us all be here together on Christmas Eve.
08:11Amen.
08:13And as surely as the waters of the streams and the rivers find the sea,
08:19let each of us find happiness and wisdom in this our feast.
08:25Thanks, Lord. Let's eat.
08:28Hey, Mom, pass the potatoes, please.
08:29Scallops with fried baked or boiled.
08:31Mom, you always fix too much food.
08:33I know, honey, I know. Now, what would you like?
08:36I can't decide. Just give me a piece of pie.
08:39Apple, peach, pumpkin, blueberry, cherry or banana cream?
08:41Apple, peach, pumpkin, blueberry, cherry or banana cream?
08:48Hum, service attentive, excellent cuisine.
08:51However, the decor leaves something to be desired.
08:54I give this place two stars.
08:57You sure are packing the food away tonight, Grandma.
09:00I'm eating for two now, dear.
09:05That was a great meal, Mom.
09:07And you too, Grandma.
09:09Thank you, John.
09:10Well, it wasn't much, but I was hoping you'd like it.
09:14Hey, Garfield, there's plenty of leftovers.
09:16Would you like something to eat?
09:18No, thank you, John.
09:20I have opted to watch my waistline this holiday season.
09:23Okay, everybody, it's time to trim the tree.
09:40Just listen to him, Garfield.
09:42All jawing at once like a bunch of banshees.
09:45Crazy, isn't it?
09:47Of course, to make it through this whole life, you have to be a little crazy.
09:50You said it, Grandma.
09:52Why, just look at me. I talk to cats.
09:58Careful, Dad. Don't hurt yourself.
10:00Why is it we always put the stupid star on last?
10:03Why don't we put the star on the top of the tree and then put the tree up?
10:08Well, it just wouldn't be Christmas if we put the star on first, honey.
10:12Hey, Garfield, come over here.
10:14Garfield, I have a very important job for you.
10:18It's a dangerous assignment, but if you succeed, you'll be a hero.
10:23A hero. I like that.
10:25I want you to take this star up the tree and put it on the top.
10:29Climbing trees is my life, sir.
10:31If I'm not back in an hour, send a banana cream pie after me.
10:35This is gonna be a piece of cake.
10:37Never send a man to do a cat's job.
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