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01:00Je t'adore, Binky! Où est mon contrôle remote?
01:04En route, vous perdants! Vous ne voulez pas être légers, n'est-ce pas?
01:10Vous devez vous préparer pour la nuit, les garçons!
01:13Parce que c'est la nuit où vous pourrez recevoir beaucoup de...
01:17CANDY!
01:19Prends ça, Binky!
01:23Attendez un instant...
01:24Est-ce qu'il a dit que nous pourrions recevoir beaucoup de candé ce soir?
01:27Binky! Binky, reviens! Où es-tu, mon vieil ami?
01:30C'est ça, les garçons!
01:32Ce soir, c'est la nuit de Halloween!
01:34Et nous voulons être en bonne forme,
01:36pour tricoter pour tout ce candé!
01:39N'est-ce pas?
01:41Oui, nous le faisons!
01:45C'est la nuit
01:46C'est la nuit
01:48Que j'ai été créé pour
01:51Je vais mettre mon meilleur disguise
01:54Et me battre devant chaque personne
01:57Parce que c'est la nuit
01:59C'est la nuit
02:01Je vais tomber dans la rue
02:04Parce que c'est la nuit, les garçons ont laissé
02:07Beaucoup de bonnes choses à manger
02:11Oh, les gens, vous savez
02:14La vie pourrait être si douce
02:16Si chaque nuit était une nuit pour tricoter
02:20Tricoter
02:22N'est-ce pas si douce?
02:24Tricoter
02:25J'ai hâte de tricoter
02:27Tricoter
02:28N'est-ce pas si douce?
02:30Tricoter
02:31J'ai hâte de tricoter
02:37Halloween, c'est mon genre de fête.
02:39Ce n'est pas comme les autres fêtes stupides.
02:42Je n'ai pas de pinceaux dans mes doigts.
02:44Il n'y a pas de bonbons stupides,
02:46pas de feuillets, pas de voisins.
02:48Juste du candé.
02:49Boum, tu sors, tu as du candé.
02:51C'est aussi simple que ça.
02:53Ah, simple.
02:55C'est moi.
03:02Candé, candé, candé, candé, candé, candé, candé, candé, candé, candé, candé, candé, candé, candé, candé, candé.
03:06Bonjour, Halloween!
03:08Quel jour magnifique
03:10et une victoire pour aller tricoter
03:13ou cander, cander, cander, cander, cander, cander, cander, cander.
03:16Récalculez-vous Garfield!
03:18Tout d'abord, vous devez acheter un costume.
03:19First you got to get a costume, then you got to get a sack, a sack to hold all that candy, candy, candy, easy boy.
03:26First, first you got to get up.
03:45Gotcha.
03:46That's not funny, Garfield.
03:48And how about this?
03:52Now that's funny.
03:57Why can't I stay angry with you, Garfield?
03:59Because I'm a cat.
04:01What's with the blanket? You practicing for Halloween?
04:04Practicing? Practicing?
04:07I'll have you know Halloween's my middle name. Gar-Halloween-field.
04:12Oh well.
04:13You're probably wondering what I'm doing with this pumpkin on my head.
04:17Wahoo! There's a pumpkin on your head. I hadn't noticed.
04:22I was carving a jack-o'-lantern until you arrived. What do you think?
04:26It's you.
04:27Well, this one's ruined.
04:30Hmm. This stuff appears to be of the lasagna persuasion.
04:35Since when did you like pumpkin innards?
04:38Since never.
04:42How about some breakfast?
04:44Oh no, thank you. I must save room for all that candy.
04:47Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy.
04:52Oh, maybe I'll have a sweet roll to tide me over.
05:00Perhaps some bacon and a croissant.
05:05Oh, what the heck.
05:14Oh!
05:15Ah, got you, didn't I?
05:19Oh, I knew it was you all the time, Odie.
05:24It's not nice to scare people, you know.
05:30Phew, grim.
05:32Odie's so stupid he'd have to stand on a chair to raise his IQ.
05:38He's ugly too. It would take two of them to get any uglier.
05:43He's so ugly he wouldn't have to wear a mask to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
05:48Hey, wait a minute. That's it.
05:51If I take Odie trick-or-treating with me tonight, there'll be two sacks to fill, not one.
05:56I'll get twice the candy.
05:58Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy. Garfield, you are a genius.
06:02I know that.
06:05Hey, Odie, old boy. You know what Halloween night is?
06:09Yeah, well, take that stupid pumpkin off your head and I'll tell you.
06:14Better.
06:15That's the night when dogs have to help cats go out and get candy.
06:20That's right. And if a dog does a good job, he gets a whole piece of candy of his very own.
06:27Well, do you want to go, boy? Huh? Huh?
06:30Want to go out and get candy? Huh? Do you?
06:33Do you want to go? Huh? Huh? Huh?
06:36Okay, let's go to the attic and find some costumes for tonight.
06:42You know, just between you and me, there are times when I love that dog.
06:49There should be some great Halloween costumes up here somewhere, Odie.
06:54John has never thrown anything away.
06:58Here's John's first bow tie. Tacky.
07:01Some sunglasses, Cousin Wanda's wig, Andorfa's false teeth.
07:05Yuck, Roy Ogle's roots, strings, stealing wax and all that funny stuff.
07:09Well, I guess there's nothing here.
07:12Very funny, Odie. Come on, let's keep looking.
07:20Eureka! The mother-in-law is here.
07:24Eureka! The mother-lode.
07:27Look at all this great stuff, Odie.
07:30With these costumes, we can be anything we want.
07:53What should I be?
07:55I could be a scary vampire
07:59And turn myself into a bat.
08:02Or I could put on some black pajamas
08:06And go as a big fat Halloween cat.
08:09What should I be?
08:11There's so many sides to me.
08:15I could be an astronaut, a robot, a hobo, a clown
08:19Or an alien creature going out on a town.
08:24What should I be?
08:25It's all up to me.
08:27What should I be?
08:30Let's go.
08:32I think I have just the costumes for us, Odie.
08:42Arr! It do be a landlubber who be shoving lasagna in his face.
08:47I declare this booty property of the queen.
08:51Hey! Who do you think you are?
08:53Arr! I be Orange Beard the pirate cap'n
08:56And this be me first mate, Odie the stupid.
08:59Arr!
09:00You be having to mate too many pig legs there, matey.
09:06You guys look ridiculous.
09:08Arr! I've killed men for saying less than that.
09:11But I'll let you live, seeing as how you're the only man who'll change me kitty litter.
09:15I suppose you boys are dressed up to go out trick-or-treating, huh?
09:19We don't be the welcome wagon, if that's what you mean.
09:22Well, here's a couple of sacks. Have a good time.
09:25Lootin' always be a good time.
09:27Come along, matey. We got a village to pillage.
09:32Don't be out too late.
09:4660 men all lost at sea, all of them drunk except for me.
09:50T'was I who had to face the storm with nothing in sight to keep me warm.
09:54Yo-ho-ho-ho, over the raging sea we go.
09:57Yo-ho-ho-ho, wherever the four winds blow.
10:01Yo-ho-ho-ho, wherever the four winds blow.
10:14Odie, will you stop crowding me? There's nothing to be frightened of.
10:17These are kids, just like us, who are out trick-or-treating for candy.
10:20Just like us. Look.
10:22See? A kid.
10:25See?
10:27I'm no scaredy cat.
10:32I may be lazy, I may be fat.
10:36I don't do laps, and I do not chat.
10:40I may be selfish, yeah, and all of that.
10:44But the one thing I'm not is a scaredy cat.
10:50The one thing he's not is a scaredy cat.
10:55I may be bossy, I may lack grace.
10:59I don't do sit-ups to trim my waist.
11:02I may be thoughtless, yeah, and all of that.
11:06But the one thing I'm not is a scaredy cat.
11:13The one thing he's not is a scaredy cat.
11:17I don't have charm or much pizzazz.
11:21I don't chase mice and all that jazz.
11:25I may be sassy, yes, and all of that.
11:29But the one thing I'm not, yeah, the one thing I'm not,
11:33I say the one thing I'm not is a scaredy...
11:41The one thing he's not is a scaredy cat.
11:50Observe carefully, Odie.
11:52Here are some of the finer points of trick-or-treating.
11:59Gimme.
12:00Oh, how cute.
12:02Here you go, kids.
12:06Methinks your bia might sting you with your candy, miss.
12:10If you don't reconsider your contribution,
12:12I'll give your living room drapes a taste of me broadsword.
12:17Thank you.
12:18A thousand blessings upon your home, ma'am.
12:22Yes, ma'am.
12:24You're welcome.
12:26The one thing I'm not, yes,
12:28I'm not a scaredy cat.
12:30Oh, how cute.
12:32You're welcome.
12:34You're welcome.
12:41Well, Odie, we've had a pretty successful evening.
12:48Hang on, Odie.
12:49I just had a brilliant idea.
12:51If we can make it across the river, the candy is all mine. Do you hear me? All mine!
12:58Ah, wait a minute. Am I being too greedy?
13:02Should I share my candy with those less fortunate than me?
13:06Am I missing the spirit of Halloween?
13:09Nah! All mine! Mine, I tell you! Mine!
13:22Arrgh! What have we here? Why, it do be a pirate ship for us to get across the river.
13:28I commandeer this ship in the name of Orangebeard, the pirate. Free the moorings and shove off, may he.
13:35Arrgh!
13:48Ah, it appears we're caught up in the current, matey. Put out the oars.
13:57Oh, I'd make them walk the plank if I had one.
14:03We be at the mercy of the sea, matey.
14:06Topside! Topside! Batten the hatches! Trim the mains! Slip the sheets! Flipper the gibbets!
14:13I want my mommy!
14:25Some pirate captain I am. I can't even get a rowboat across a river.
14:31Now I'll probably float out to sea and never be heard from again.
14:36If I ever get back to land, I'm going to give up this pirate business.
14:40I'm going to stop pretending I'm something I'm not.
14:43I'm just going to be me, Garfield the house cat.
14:47Gourmet. Au vivant. World traveler. Jet-setting playboy.
14:54Leave me alone, Odie. I'm busy wallowing in self-pity.
15:02Arrgh! Shiver me timbers! It be land ho!
15:16Nice touch.
15:22Look, Odie, there's a light in the window up there. Someone must actually live in that old house.
15:32Hey, Odie, I know. Let's investigate.
15:39Okay, Odie, here's the plan. I'll kick the door open, and you jump in and secure the place. Are you ready?
15:51Ow!
15:53Okay, tell you what, let's quietly slip in.
16:09Oops.
16:12Coup de feu
16:22It looks as though the place is deserted. Let's warm ourselves by the fire.
16:29Ah, this is more like it.
16:32Arrgh!
17:02I've been told to another living soul.
17:08Catchy beginning.
17:10This island has a secret. A deep, dark secret it has held for a hundred years.
17:17One hundred years ago tonight, a ruthless band of pirates held up in this very house.
17:25They had looted many ships and were pursued by government troops.
17:29They were so heavily laden with their ill-gotten gains, they had to bury the treasure before making their escape.
17:38However, before they left this island on that stormy night, they signed a contract written in blood.
17:49They vowed to return for the treasure one hundred years from Halloween night at the stroke of midnight, even if it meant returning from the grave.
18:10Do you believe this?
18:11Believe it, my friends.
18:15The pirates had a ten-year-old cabin boy.
18:19I was that boy. I was there.
18:23I never took the treasure because they would have found me.
18:27There's no escaping them.
18:29They know we're here.
18:31They know who we are.
18:34Well, that made my mind up.
18:36Come on, Odie, let's blow this joint.
18:38You want to come too?
18:42Uh, where'd he go?
18:44Oh well, never mind. Let's get to the boat.
18:52Rats, there goes my boat.
18:56Rats, there goes my candy.
18:59My boat's gone, my candy's gone.
19:02Dead pirates are coming any minute.
19:04It's past my bedtime.
19:06I want to go home.
19:12It's midnight.
19:14Ha! Just as I suspected.
19:17That old man was just some kind of lunatic.
19:41Your boat's gone, my candy's gone.
19:44Dead pirates are coming any minute.
19:47It's past my bedtime.
19:49I want to go home.
19:52It's midnight.
19:55Ha! Just as I suspected.
19:58That old man was just some kind of lunatic.
20:01It's midnight.
20:03Ha! Just as I suspected.
20:06It's midnight.
20:09Où nous sommes...
20:10Non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non !
20:13Pas là, bâtird !
20:39Le Détour
20:41Le Détour
20:43Le Détour
20:51A-choum !
20:57Peut-être qu'ils nous n'ont pas vus...
21:09Le Détour
21:29C'est ça, les gars, on va nager !
21:32Un, deux, trois...
21:36Les rats ! J'ai oublié !
21:38Quoi ? Je ne peux pas nager ?
22:08Le Détour
22:38C'est tout, les gars, on va s'occuper de la maison maintenant !
22:44Alors, les fantômes-pirates ont le trésor, et nous avons le candé-candé-candé-candé !
22:51Odie, je vais faire quelque chose qui est totalement sans caractère pour moi,
22:56mais vu comment tu m'as sauvé la vie environ 18 millions de fois ce soir,
23:01je veux te donner quelque chose.
23:03Quelque chose d'une grande valeur personnelle.
23:05Quelque chose qui représente un grand sacrifice personnel pour moi.
23:11Voici ta moitié du candé-candé-candé.
23:15Oui, je t'aime, maintenant, sors de là.
23:20Quelle nuit !
23:22Mon dieu, est-ce que je suis fatigué ? Je pense que je vais voir ce qu'il y a sur la télé.
23:26Bonsoir, et bienvenue à notre festival de films pirates toute la nuit.
23:32Mon dieu, est-ce que je suis fatigué ?
23:35Je pense que je vais voir ce qu'il y a sur la télé.