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00:00Garfield, réveille-toi !
00:02Bonjour, John.
00:03Pas de temps pour parler de petits trucs, Garfield. C'est le matin de Noël, et tu sais ce que ça signifie ?
00:06Bien sûr que je sais. Noël signifie des cadeaux. Beaucoup et beaucoup de cadeaux.
00:09Tout d'abord, Garfield, tu ne peux pas ouvrir des cadeaux sur un stomache vide.
00:13Voici tes lasagnes de déjeuner. Tu peux manger ton déjeuner.
00:30Ok, Garfield, t'attends ici pendant que je prends ton cadeau.
00:41C'est ce que j'appelle un cadeau de Noël.
00:49C'est le cadeau qui continue de donner, Garfield.
00:51Voici, laissez-moi vous montrer.
00:53Regardez ça.
00:54Cette machine de donner des cadeaux peut lire votre esprit.
00:57Peu importe ce que vous pensez, elle vous donnera des cadeaux.
01:00Regardez.
01:09Génial, hein ?
01:10Laissez-moi essayer ça.
01:18Et c'est juste pour commencer.
01:21Maintenant, c'est ce que Noël s'appelle.
01:27C'est le moment de demander plus.
01:29Noël est mon cadeau préféré.
01:32C'est le moment de donner mon accueil de Noël.
01:35Donne-moi, donne-moi, donne-moi, donne-moi, donne-moi.
01:38Donne-moi, donne-moi, donne-moi, donne-moi.
01:41Je vais faire des cadeaux de noël.
01:44Allez, donne-moi, donne-moi, donne-moi, donne-moi.
01:47Ouais.
01:49Things, stuff, gadgets, toys, greed, avarice.
01:52I love it.
01:53I'm a fan of it.
01:54I love it.
01:55I love it.
01:56I love it.
01:57Hey, Garfield.
01:58Garfield, wake up.
02:01Oh, it's you.
02:03Leave your number, I'll get back to you.
02:07Hey, Garfield.
02:08Guess what today is.
02:10Listen carefully, John.
02:12I don't do pop quizzes before breakfast, okay ?
02:15Are you ready for this, Garfield ?
02:16It's Christmas Eve morning.
02:18We're gonna pack up our presents and go to the farm for Christmas.
02:21Won't that be fun ?
02:22You've got a real sick sense of humor, John.
02:25You know that, don't you ?
02:26The whole family's gonna be there.
02:27Dad, Mom and Grandma and Doc Boy.
02:30And Good Boy and Bad Boy and Old Boy and Attaboy.
02:33Come on, Garfield.
02:34We have a busy day ahead of us.
02:39Why is it every Christmas I get drug out of my warm bed
02:42just to see some stupid old relatives ?
02:44And why is it I always have to go to the stupid old farm ?
02:47Why can't they come here where my warm bed is ?
02:50And why am I whispering ?
02:56We're almost back on the farm now, boys.
02:58I can almost smell Mom's chestnut dressing
03:00baking in the oven right now.
03:02That's not what I smell.
03:04There's no doubt about it.
03:05Christmas is my favorite holiday.
03:08The air is crisp.
03:09Homes are brightly decorated.
03:11And everybody's walking around with big smiles on their faces.
03:15Yeah, almost everybody.
03:17I think the best part is watching the faces of all the people
03:20who have come to the farm.
03:23I think the best part is watching the faces of children
03:26and sharing the memories of being a child at Christmas.
03:29I remember when my brother Doc Boy and I were little.
03:32Oh, brother, here we go again.
03:35Dad would chop down the tree.
03:37Chores.
03:38Mom would fix up the meal.
03:40Work.
03:41Doc Boy would get in the way.
03:42Fighting.
03:43Big, fat, hairy deal.
03:45Ow !
03:46Decorating the tree.
03:48Gardening.
03:49Wiring all of the lights.
03:50Electrical contracting.
03:51Packing boxes and writing out cards.
03:53Office work out of sight.
03:55Ow ! Ow ! Ow !
03:56Then we'd take those presents and pile them under the tree.
04:00We'd barely get a wink of sleep wondering what they could be.
04:05The special gifts of Christmas that really make it great
04:10are the insomnia and the anxiety
04:15kids get from having to wait.
04:18Can't wait till Christmas.
04:20There's so much to do.
04:22Can't wait till Christmas.
04:25Wake me when it's through.
04:29Now behave yourself, this Christmas, Garfield.
04:31No problem. I'll wait in the car.
04:39Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas, Mom.
04:41Ho, ho. Merry Christmas to you, too, honey.
04:43Oh, it's so nice to see you.
04:45Here, let me take those packages.
04:50Hi, Dad. Merry Christmas.
04:52Merry Christmas, diddy slicker.
04:54Doc-boy, how's my favorite brother?
04:56Don't call me Doc-boy,
04:57and you've probably forgotten I'm your only brother.
04:59Oh. You're right.
05:01Don't mind me.
05:03You can visit until your lips fall off, for all I care.
05:05I'll just sit here in the dark, alone,
05:07until you decide to come over and pay your respects.
05:10Nobody gives a hoot about an old woman like me anyway.
05:12How could I ignore my favorite girl?
05:15Merry Christmas, Grandma.
05:16Comment pouvais-je ignorer ma fille préférée ?
05:18Joyeux Noël, grand-mère.
05:20Joyeux Noël, John !
05:22Comment vas-tu ?
05:23Je vais bien, en ce qui me concerne.
05:25Qu'est-ce que c'est, John ?
05:27Je vois que tu es en train de te mettre un peu.
05:28C'est la vie de la ville qui te fait doux ?
05:32Ah, tu te fais doux, garçon !
05:34Tu dois te mettre plus physique.
05:35Prends-moi, je fais 100 sit-ups tous les matins.
05:37Mon ventre est dur comme une pierre.
05:39Viens, frappe-moi ici.
05:40Donne-moi ton meilleur coup.
05:43Grand-mère, tu te souviens de Garfield, n'est-ce pas ?
05:45Eh bien, je le serai.
05:47Je me souviens de l'époque où tout ce qu'on avait, c'était des chats en bois.
05:50Qu'est-ce qu'ils vont penser d'après ?
05:52Bizarre.
05:54N'est-ce pas merveilleux ?
05:55Toute la famille est de nouveau ensemble pour les vacances.
05:58Oh, on va avoir un grand Noël.
06:01Oh, je suis tellement contente, je peux juste brûler.
06:04Oh, mets un sac dans ça, chérie.
06:06Allons finir le dîner.
06:08Je peux voir que grand-mère et moi, on va bien se passer.
06:16C'est ce qu'il s'agit de tout ça, n'est-ce pas les garçons ?
06:18Du travail dur, du métier risqué et de l'éclairage magnifique.
06:22Quel éclairage ?
06:23Je pense que quelqu'un a éteint les lumières.
06:25En fait, ça va aussi loin que de dire que les choses ne peuvent pas être pire que...
06:29Je dois arrêter de dire ça.
06:30Par chance, tu ne penses pas à mettre du poudre de poudre de chili dans mon riz, n'est-ce pas, grand-mère ?
06:35Pourquoi pas ?
06:38C'est Mr. Batsy Child qui t'a donné cette notion.
06:43C'est parce que mon riz de chili a gagné un ruban bleu à la fête de la ville et que ton riz n'a pas mis en place.
06:47Oh, mon député, c'est un délire.
06:49C'est un délire.
06:50C'est un délire.
06:51C'est un délire.
06:52C'est un délire.
06:53C'est un délire.
06:54C'est un délire.
06:55C'est un délire.
06:56C'est un délire.
06:57C'est un délire.
06:58C'est un délire.
06:59C'est à moi de te dire comment faire du riz.
07:02Le champion du riz de la ville verte, c'est lui.
07:08Hey, Garfield, où est Odie ?
07:09Dans la boite, on va voir.
07:10Si.
07:28Hello, what's this ?
07:30Why, it's sausage gravy.
07:41Perfect.
07:51Doc Boy, will you say grace, please ?
07:53Oh, mom.
07:54Doc Boy.
07:56I never know what to...
07:59Lord, we just want to tell you how grateful we are for this food
08:05and for letting us all be here together on Christmas Eve.
08:09Amen.
08:11And as surely as the waters of the streams and the rivers find the sea,
08:17let each of us find happiness and wisdom in this our...
08:24Thanks, Lord.
08:25Let's eat.
08:27Hey, mom, pass the potatoes, please.
08:28Scallop with fried bacon oil.
08:30Mom, you always fix too much food.
08:32I know, honey.
08:33Now, what would you like ?
08:34I can't decide.
08:36Just give me a piece of pie.
08:37Apple, peach, pumpkin, blueberry, cherry or banana cream.
08:46Hmm, attentive service, excellent cuisine.
08:50However, the decor leaves something to be desired.
08:53I give this place two stars.
08:56You sure are packing the food away tonight, grandma.
08:59I'm eating for two now, dear.
09:01Ah.
09:04It was a great meal, mom.
09:06And you too, grandma.
09:08Thank you, John.
09:09Well, it wasn't much, but I was hoping you'd like it.
09:13Hey, Garfield, there's plenty of leftovers.
09:15Would you like something to eat ?
09:17No, thank you, John.
09:19I have opted to watch my waistline this holiday season.
09:22Okay, everybody, it's time to trim the tree.
09:31Hum.
09:32Hum.
09:36Hum.
09:43Just listen to them, Garfield.
09:45All jaw-in at once like a bunch of banshees.
09:47Crazy, isn't it ?
09:49Of course, to make it through this whole life, you have to be a little crazy.
09:52You said it, grandma.
09:54Why, just look at me.
09:55I talk to cats.
09:56Ha! Ha! Ha!
10:26Take this star up the tree and put it on the top.
10:29Climbing trees is my life, sir.
10:31If I'm not back in an hour, send a banana cream pie after me.
10:35This is gonna be a piece of cake.
10:37Never send a man to do a cat's job.
10:56...
11:10Whoever invented Christmas trees should be drug out into the street and shot.
11:16Is everybody ready?
11:18Here we go!
11:20...
11:27Nice touch.
11:28And now, everyone, my little boy is going to favor us with a Christmas song.
11:33I don't know about this, Mom.
11:35Boy, you doggone better well play.
11:37Those 24 years of piano lessons better be worth something.
11:40...
11:44...
11:52Scoot over, sonny boy!
11:54Let old grandma take a whack at that.
11:56...
12:04Well, what do you think, dearie?
12:06That was interesting.
12:08Well, you better not touch those ivories until they've had a chance to cool down for a while.
12:12...
12:16Why don't you play for us, Mom?
12:18...
12:42...
12:52...
13:02...
13:12...
13:22...
13:32...
13:42...
13:54...
14:10And now, ladies and gentlemen, it is time for...
14:14...
14:16...Dad to read us our Christmas story.
14:19Yeah!
14:21Which is entitled...
14:23...
14:27Do I have to do this?
14:29Here's the book, dear. Now go over to your favorite chair and we'll all listen to you read the story.
14:34I'm beginning to feel a little silly reading this book year after year.
14:38Oh, but think of the children, dear.
14:40Yeah.
14:41They so look forward to it.
14:43Right, Dad.
14:44Yeah, let's see if Binky saves Christmas again this year.
14:47...
14:52Once upon a time, there was a clown named Binky who loved children.
14:56Every time Binky saw children, he would say,
14:59Hey, kids!
15:00Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Dad, read it with more emotion.
15:03Yeah, yeah. And why don't you say it like Binky says it?
15:07Every time Binky saw children, he would say,
15:10Hey, kids!
15:14Cut that out.
15:17And once again, Binky the Clown saved Christmas for children all over the world.
15:22The end.
15:23I don't know about you, John, but for a couple of minutes there, I was getting pretty worried.
15:28Ooh, me too.
15:30All right, boys, it's time to get ready for bed.
15:32All right!
15:33Yeah.
15:34...
15:56...
16:11...
16:39...
16:57I don't believe it.
16:59These letters must be 50 years old.
17:06Hey, Dad.
17:08Hey, Dad, you awake?
17:10Dad?
17:11Dad, you awake?
17:13Well, I'm awake now. What do you boys want?
17:16Is it time to open our presents yet?
17:18It's 1.30 in the morning. No, it's not time to open presents yet.
17:23It is Christmas morning now, you know.
17:26Doc Boy has a point there, Dad.
17:28Anytime after midnight is technically Christmas morning, you know.
17:31Go to bed.
17:33All right, all right.
17:35Pleasant dreams, Dad.
17:37It is Christmas morning.
17:38I know that and you know that.
17:40...
17:51Well, what do you boys want to do first?
17:53Do you want to do chores?
17:54Do you want to eat breakfast?
17:56Or do you want to open presents?
17:58Presents!
18:00...
18:08Well, that was a very nice Christmas.
18:12It's not over yet. One minute.
18:15...
18:21Why, thank you, Garfield.
18:24What's this?
18:26Oh, my.
18:28Oh, my.
18:30What are they, Grandma?
18:31John, these are love letters your grandpa sent me
18:34when we were courting a long, long time ago.
18:37My darling, if the sea were of ink and the sky of parchment,
18:41I could not begin to write my love for you.
18:44...
18:47When next we meet.
18:49Oh.
18:50Oh, my.
18:52...
18:54Well, what does he say, Grandma?
18:56It is inappropriate for a lady to talk about her romances, my dear.
19:00Garfield, I don't know how you managed to find these letters.
19:03I think they are the nicest presents I could have received.
19:07Thank you very, very much.
19:10Yeah, you might say I just kind of fell into them.
19:13...
19:18What is it, Odie?
19:19...
19:23Okay, I'm coming.
19:24...
19:28Okay, what do you want?
19:29...
19:31Okay, what is it?
19:33...
19:44Whoa, let me try that.
19:46...
19:51Odie, sometimes you amaze me.
19:55This is the best present a cat could ever get.
19:58Now and then, you're something special.
20:02...
20:06All right, you guys.
20:08Just permit me one sentimental moment here, will you?
20:11I have something to say.
20:13Christmas.
20:14It's not the giving.
20:16It's not the getting.
20:18It's the loving.
20:20There, I said it.
20:22Now get out of here.
20:24...
20:29Let's have a good old-fashioned Christmas down on the farm
20:32A little overeating never did you any harm
20:35Let's open up the presents, eat a turkey or two
20:38It's a good old-fashioned Christmas, you're the lady who
20:44It's a good old-fashioned Christmas down on the farm
20:48Let's go out on the fire to keep our kids' ears warm
20:51Let's kick off the roof top and sing a song or two
20:54Let's do this again next year, you're the lady who
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