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00:32So much reality TV, that real life becomes a sitcom
00:36If you ain't got no rhythm we gonna show you how to get some, yeah
01:02Non, non, non, non, non, I was right the first time. It is fair play and the good sport...
01:05Let's cut out a small talk, Prince Ballona.
01:07Let the games begin!
01:10Hey, that was my line!
01:12Every year, that's my line.
01:14I practice that line for 12 months, but Sonny Bridges wants to do it. He just does it.
01:19This is absurd. I went to art school, so I would never have to do anything remotely athletic.
01:26A day of pressure and exercise ain't never hurt nobody.
01:28Just do your best according to your abilities, and remember the most important thing.
01:32Have fun!
01:34You heard, Sonny. Let's get out there and kick butt!
01:36Hands in! On three!
01:38First-year music students are gonna kick butt in every event during Wesley's annual field day!
01:42One, two, three!
01:44First-year music students gonna kick butt on Wesley's annual field day!
01:50Hooray!
02:02What?
02:10I can't believe we won, Lord Thistlebottom!
02:14Now there's no need to be a sore loser.
02:16I won fair and square.
02:22Yay! All right, damn! We did it!
02:24Congratulations, gentlemen.
02:26Nobody's ever beaten me in that event before.
02:32We hit everybody else by a hundred points.
02:34Oh, ain't no way we can lose field day now.
02:36Not so fast.
02:38According to this rulebook, the winner of the last event, the bicycle race, gets 99 points.
02:44But we have a hundred point lead!
02:46Yes, but the team that places last in the bicycle race gets minus one million points.
02:52So all that mean is, we gotta not come in last place.
02:54Who's gonna step up to the challenge?
02:56Me! Philly Phil!
02:58Behold, the Philocycle 3000!
03:00I built it over the past week and yesterday ran almost two million computer simulations.
03:05In theory, I can win every Tour de France over the next two centuries.
03:09In theory?
03:11Well, I haven't actually ridden it yet.
03:13This will be the Philocycle's first test run before I ride it to Paris.
03:16Did I mention it can cross the Atlantic in two days?
03:18Just say, you won't come in last.
03:20By Newton's apple, I will not let you down.
03:22See? I told y'all we shouldn't have let Philly Phil ride.
03:28See? I told y'all we should trust Philly Phil.
03:35We're running too fast, Mr. Raccoon! Better apply the brakes!
03:44She's breaking up! Face my impact!
03:47She's breaking up! Face my impact!
04:01I won! I won!
04:03No, Philly Phil. According to the rules, you and your entire bicycle have to cross the finish line.
04:14Sorry.
04:15You always gotta use some stupid gadget, don't you?
04:19Yeah, man. Why couldn't you just ride a normal bike like everybody else?
04:22I can fix this. I'm working on a time machine that should make everything better right...
04:27Now!
04:31Rats.
04:33Now it is time for the part of Field Day that I find the most fantastic.
04:38The presentation of the Fancy Pants Prizes!
04:42To the first-year drama students, I present the finest blue ribbons 35 cents a yard could buy.
04:48I made them myself by hand. Aren't they fantastic?
04:53My 35 cents a yard!
04:55Why? Why?
04:57Well, someone's being a little overdramatic.
05:00Save it for third period, Wendell.
05:02The Field Day, she's ruined all my Fancy Pants ribbons.
05:07Hey, now, Luna, don't fret. You need prizes, I'm gonna get you prizes.
05:11Don't get you prizes.
05:18Those trophies should have been ours.
05:20Yeah, I could taste those trophies.
05:22I can make it up to you guys.
05:24These are a lot better than those ugly, cheap blue ribbons.
05:28I am so tired of being upstaged by Sonny Bridges.
05:32I am principal here. I am in charge.
05:35I will show him who wears the Fancy Pants around here.
05:41Woo! Check out the spread!
05:43Is this all for us?
05:45Sure! All you can eat!
05:50Mmm! Pulpy!
05:52I feel awful for messing up Field Day yesterday.
05:55I wanted to make it up to you.
05:57That's okay. You're still our friend. You don't have to...
06:00If a man wanna make it up to us, let him make it up to us.
06:02I have an egg white omelette with peppers, mushrooms, no tomatoes, and a side of turkey bacon.
06:07No tomatoes, and a side of turkey bacon.
06:09Certainly!
06:10One egg albino jubilee, hold the tummy with a side of gobble strips!
06:22I said, no tomato.
06:24Grrr! Grrr! Grrr!
06:35Telly Phil! Look what your stupid machine did!
06:37You know if you weren't such a science geek, these kinds of things wouldn't happen.
06:41I can change!
06:43Of course you can! How hard can it be to be normal like us?
06:46Yeah! Like us!
06:48Excuse me!
06:50Ah! Senior Bridges! You made it!
06:53The memo said it was urgent. Now what's this all about?
06:55I have worked all night on a juggling act that cannot possibly be upstaged by anyone,
07:00including any former international music stars.
07:03And the act, she is...
07:05What is the adjective?
07:07Fantastic?
07:08Do not finish my sentences!
07:10But yes, fantastic!
07:12Well, I'm glad for you, Luna. It's always cool to learn new skills.
07:15Do not be glad for me! I am the coolest one here!
07:19I decide if I am glad for you!
07:22Now, watch my act and do not be surprised if your mind gets...
07:26Blown!
07:30All right. Very impressive, Luna.
07:34Uh-oh.
07:41Looks like your act needs a little bit more work.
07:43Try to be a little safer next time, okay?
07:45Upstaged again by Sonny Bridges!
07:48This is a disaster!
07:50I'll show him! I'll show them all!
07:54Okay, Phil. First day as a gadget-free man.
07:58It appears that my locker is jammed. No worries!
08:08This fish stick is ice cold! I have just the thing to heat it up!
08:13Or I could just send it back.
08:16Being normal is hard.
08:20Go away, boy! I'm not supposed to use any gadgets anymore!
08:23I need it! Go on, now!
08:26I'm sorry. I'm trying to be normal like my friends.
08:29I know, boy. It doesn't seem very fair.
08:32You're right! I should go someplace where people accept me for who I am!
08:37I don't know where yet! Quit hounding me!
08:41Ah, you've come to the right place, young man.
08:43I think we'll be able to help you here.
08:45Welcome to the Marietta Institute of Technology.
08:48I just hope I'm happier here than at my old school.
08:50Oh, you will be. You will be.
09:02Sorry, that's just how I laugh.
09:04Seriously, though, welcome to the school.
09:06Look around, Philly Phil.
09:08Marietta Institute of Technology provides the perfect environment
09:11to nurture the scientist within you.
09:13Wow! Is that a Cheetah Potamus?
09:15I bet he's really fast!
09:17Well, the front half is.
09:19See, Philly Phil, you fit in at this school as if you've been here forever.
09:26My goodness, did that come out of me? Someone is a laugh-a-saurus today.
09:34Come on, now! Where's that baseline?
09:36Hey, where Philly Phil?
09:40What's all this about?
09:42I have transferred to the Science Magnet School.
09:46If you want to contact me, return this pigeon with a message attached.
09:50Transfer? Why would he go and do that?
09:52Let's send back the pigeon and find out.
09:56Or we could walk there.
09:58Why do they call this a magnet school anyway?
10:06So the second electron says neutron.
10:08I don't even know one.
10:15What are you guys doing here?
10:17What are you doing here?
10:18Having the time of my life.
10:20I even have a girlfriend.
10:23And you should see all the cool things I've been able to invent here.
10:26A hydrogen-powered jetpack, a stealth submarine, helicopter pants.
10:30Here, I'll bring them all down to show you.
10:32Maybe you should just leave that stuff up there.
10:34It sounds awfully heavy and nerdy.
10:36It's no problem with my new bionic arm.
10:40Philly Phil, enough with the gadgets.
10:43Just come on down so we can take you back to Wesley.
10:45These kids bothering you, Phil?
10:47Want us to give you a hand?
10:49No, these are just friends of mine from my old music class.
10:52Music? Hey, get a load of this, fellas.
10:54The new guy used to be into music.
10:59Music geek. Next thing you know, he's a sports fan.
11:02Come on, Philly Phil, don't you want to come back with your friends?
11:04Yeah, you don't want to hang out with those science nerds?
11:07Don't you understand? I'm a science nerd!
11:10Good going, Phil. Those guys obviously don't respect your genius.
11:14Philly Phil! Come back, Philly Phil!
11:16You heard him, music geeks. Get off of our territory, turd.
11:21I can't believe this, y'all. We lost Philly Phil.
11:24I can't believe that geek just called me a geek!
11:27Somebody stop me from giving this kid a beatdown!
11:29Seriously, man, somebody stop me. You got to buy out a car.
11:37Wow! My helicopter pants actually work!
11:40You're my hero, Philly Phil.
11:50Now, I know y'all can play better than that.
11:53What's wrong? And where's Philly Phil?
11:55He transferred to the science club.
11:57And now, we all miss him.
11:59I miss how Philly Phil laughed at his own jokes.
12:01No matter how unfunny they were.
12:05And I miss how he smelled of cheesy puffs and motor oil every day.
12:09I miss how Lil' D missed how Philly Phil laughed at his own jokes,
12:13no matter how unfunny they were.
12:18I don't get it. Philly Phil loves music.
12:21I guess he loves science more now.
12:24And what gave him the idea that he couldn't do both?
12:26I guess we did.
12:28I can't believe y'all did that.
12:30You're just as guilty as the rest of us, Lil' D.
12:32Hey, we could play the blame game all day.
12:34It still ain't going to change the fact that I never take responsibility for anything.
12:38Ho, ho, hold on now, party people.
12:40Whoever thought it was, now y'all got to get together on this Philly Phil situation.
12:43We need our bass player back.
12:45And we need our friend back.
12:47We got to do something big.
12:49Something Philly Phil-ish.
12:51We got to do something big.
12:53Something Philly Phil.
12:55Something inventive.
12:57We got to come up with something good.
12:59Sounds like a plan.
13:01Just make sure y'all don't do nothing too crazy.
13:04Speaking of too crazy...
13:06Luma, stop!
13:08What in the name of Mingus are you doing?
13:10What does it look like?
13:12The most dangerous motorcycle stunt ever attempted by man or beast?
13:14Duh!
13:16Did your brain fall out your head? You could kill yourself.
13:18I have a price to pay to show who is the coolest person at Wesley.
13:20Hint.
13:22It is not you, Senior Breeches.
13:24Another hint.
13:26It is I, Principal Luna.
13:28I will leave the rest to mystery.
13:32Luna, now this ain't you.
13:34Come on, you got to cut this out.
13:36I don't want to see you getting hurt now.
13:38What was that?
13:40I cannot hear you over the 1,500 cc of coolness that is powering my motorcycle.
13:48I believe.
13:50I was wearing a safety helmet.
13:52Ah, there she is.
13:54I'm sorry I ever gave Philly Phil a hard time.
13:56This inventing thing ain't easy.
13:58Yeah, even with the blueprints,
14:00my daddy paid 24 million dollars
14:02to have it drawn up.
14:04What's wrong?
14:06We got everything Philly Phil like on it, don't we?
14:08Uh-huh, but we're having a little trouble
14:10with the spinning robot arms.
14:12Hmm.
14:14Let me take a shot at it.
14:16Ratchet.
14:18Monkey wrench.
14:22What?
14:24Ow.
14:30What is that horrible noise?
14:32Looks like those music geeks are back.
14:34What?
14:36On our territory, turf?
14:38Ow.
14:46Philly Phil,
14:48get rid of those melvins before they start playing
14:50music.
14:52Go away, you guys!
14:54Not until you heard us out, Philly Phil.
14:56Yeah, we built this thing to show you
14:58you're one of us and we're one of you.
15:00Or something like that.
15:02Just listen.
15:16No size of your brain
15:18Can do a special thing
15:20Let's put them together
15:22The yin and the yang
15:24You'll take it home
15:26Cause balance is the key
15:28To unlock treasure
15:30Inside of you and me
15:46No size of your brain
15:48Can do a special thing
15:50Let's put them together
15:52The yin and the yang
15:54You'll take it home
15:56Cause balance is the key
15:58To unlock treasure
16:00Inside of you and me
16:16No size of your brain
16:18Can do a special thing
16:20Let's put them together
16:22The yin and the yang
16:24You'll take it home
16:26Cause balance is the key
16:28To unlock treasure
16:30Inside of you and me
16:32No size of your brain
16:34Can do a special thing
16:36Let's put them together
16:38The yin and the yang
16:40You'll take it home
16:42Cause balance is the key
16:44You'll take it home
16:46Cause balance is the key
16:48To unlock treasure
16:50Inside of you and me
17:14Hang on guys
17:24You saved us Philophile
17:26How can we ever thank you
17:28No need
17:30I know what it's like to have an invention explode
17:32Nice demonstration of your helicopter pants
17:34New kid
17:36Too bad you had to waste it on these kids
17:38And their pathetic attempt at science
17:40Yeah
17:42Let's get away from these music geeks
17:44Before their lameness molecules rub off on us
17:46Hey
17:48Those music geeks happen to be my friends
17:50What are you saying Philophile
17:52I guess I'm saying
17:54I'm a music geek
17:56You can't be a music geek and a science geek
17:58You have to choose
18:00No you don't
18:02We like you exactly the way you are
18:04We're sorry we ever made you feel like we didn't
18:06Don't listen to them
18:08Really?
18:10You're our friend for life
18:12You're my buddy
18:14But you're still gonna get your Thursday wedgie
18:16I wouldn't miss it for the world
18:22Cool
18:24Now Philophile
18:26Can you chop us back to Westley in time for 5th period
18:28No problemo
18:30Not so fast
18:32Perhaps the Marietta Institute of Technology
18:34Is not willing to let our newest scientific talent
18:36Go so easily
18:38You don't wanna stay
18:40Legally I can
18:50And yes that actually was my evil laugh
18:52Sign it do something
18:54I can't kids
18:56But I know someone who can
19:02I do not understand why you have brought me here
19:04You should have left me to wallow in my shame
19:06Because we need a principal with principals Principal Luna
19:08This principal is trying to keep Philly Phil
19:10From coming back to Westley where he belongs
19:12What?
19:14That is ridiculous
19:16I will take care of this
19:18So
19:20I heard you are trying to poach
19:22One of my more fantastic students
19:24Philly Phil is enrolled at the institute
19:26Until he graduates
19:28Read the paperwork
19:30Paperwork?
19:32You call that paperwork?
19:34Behold
19:36This GS form 152XZ stroke 9
19:38Schedule C
19:40Signed and notarized
19:42In triplicate
19:44You won this round Principal Luna
19:46No seriously
19:48You won this round
19:50You got me
19:52Good job
19:54You are so cool Principal Luna
19:56I am cool?
19:58Really?
20:00Cooler than
20:03Johnny Breaches
20:05Okay
20:07Ha ha ha
20:09In your face
20:11Senior Breaches
20:13This view
20:15She is fantastic
20:17No