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00:003000, chantez !
00:01La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la !
00:11Now Philly, Phil. You and Ledee, y'all hold that groove tight.
00:14Hypnotize them so you can take them where you want to take them.
00:17Hey, Sani ! Can we take them to the bridge ?
00:19Huh ? Huh ? Huh ?
00:21Hey, Sani ! Can we take them to the bridge ?
00:23Euuh... Ok.
00:25Laaaaaaa !
00:26Oh, I know that one !
00:27London Bridge is fallin' down, fallin' down, fallin' down
00:31London Bridge is fallin' down
00:32So much reality TV
00:34That real life becomes a sitcom
00:36If you ain't got no rhythm
00:38We gon' show you how to get some
00:41Yeah!
00:48Excuse me, my good man, you've spelled flea wrong.
00:51This is a market where people deal in knick-knacks.
00:53You're spelling a flea...
00:54My mom says we should flee!
00:56For your lives!
00:59Much better.
01:00Everything's a show now!
01:01It was just a typo.
01:04Hey, everyone.
01:05Do good day, London.
01:11Yes, my students.
01:12It is fantastic that you are here to help raise funds for your school.
01:16Why do we always have to raise so much money for the school?
01:19Well, this week's reason is to pay for the fire damage.
01:22Why don't we just have a bake sale?
01:24Because the last bake sale caused the fire damage.
01:31But didn't we raise all that money with our car wash?
01:36Yes.
01:37You did not.
01:38I think this is a great way to raise money!
01:40And yet, all you brought to the flea market was this empty box?
01:43Boss?
01:44Yes?
01:45Empty?
01:46It's full of fleas!
01:50She brought fleas.
01:52It's still better than what she brought to the garage sale.
01:57Hey, you guys!
01:58Hurry up and sell this before my neighbors get home!
02:02We got top dollar for that garage!
02:06Whoa, Cheddar Man.
02:07You got a lot of movies.
02:08I get them before they're in the stores.
02:10Yeah, I get them before they're in the theater.
02:11Sometimes, I even get them before they're made.
02:13Wait a minute.
02:14I saw this movie.
02:15You weren't in it.
02:16And you sure weren't playing every part.
02:18That's the director's cut.
02:19What you looking for?
02:20Godzilla vs. Cheddar Man?
02:22Charlie and the Cheddar Factory?
02:23Cheddar and the Chocolate Factory?
02:24The Lion, the Witch, and the Cheddar Man?
02:26Don't you have any real movies?
02:27Like The Wizard of Oz?
02:30Give me 90 minutes.
02:34He's so pretty.
02:35Does he talk?
02:36Nope.
02:37Just sits there and smiles like an idiot.
02:40One Sloppy Joe, please.
02:41Coming right up.
02:46Thanks, Sloppy Jack.
02:47Your Sloppy Joes are always so fresh.
02:50Of course they are.
02:51The factory's right across the street.
02:53You make them at a toxic waste factory?
02:55That explains why I'm growing a vestigial tail.
02:57Oh, no, no.
02:58Next door.
03:00There's a grid of underground pipes
03:02that deliver hot, fresh slop
03:03direct from our factory to your food hall.
03:06I guess that explains your awful motto.
03:08Pipeline Fresh.
03:10At least it's better than that guy's motto.
03:13Everybody hates broccoli.
03:17Hey, um, can you really write my name
03:19on a grain of rice?
03:20Sure.
03:21What's your name?
03:22Madison Spaghettini Papadopoulos.
03:28Coming right up.
03:30Designer labels.
03:31Cheap.
03:32Cheap?
03:33That's my favorite price.
03:35Show me the clothes.
03:39No clothes.
03:40Just designer labels.
03:41Isn't there anything at this flea market
03:43that's not a joke?
03:44Hope not.
03:47What'd you bring to sell, Sonny?
03:48Just some little trinkets from my attic
03:49and an old bread machine.
03:51It's ginormous.
03:53Looked a whole lot smaller online.
03:56You'll never sell it.
03:57What about any that much bread?
03:59You never know, Tamika.
04:01They say one man's junk
04:02is another man's treasure.
04:05Ooh!
04:06I know what these are!
04:08Ow, my eye!
04:09Stop that.
04:10This box is full of Sonny's childhood memories.
04:12They're pieces of deposits
04:13that make up international music star Sonny Bridges.
04:15They need to be preserved
04:17in a Sonny Bridges museum.
04:19You mean like the one you have
04:20in your bedroom?
04:22Maybe.
04:24Lady, I know you're a big fan of mine,
04:25but you're starting to get obsessive on me.
04:27What?
04:28Give me one example.
04:32Lady, put down that camera.
04:38Lady, put down that lid.
04:42Lady, put down those scissors.
04:45I asked for one example
04:46and you gave me three.
04:47You're a generous man, Sonny Bridges,
04:49and that's why I'm your biggest fan.
04:52I believe I made my point.
04:54Hey, it's your western senior yearbook.
04:56Check that out.
04:58My what now?
04:59That's not supposed to be in there.
05:00Find Sonny.
05:01Find his picture.
05:02See if he had a mullet.
05:04I was absent on picture day.
05:05I mean, that's not my yearbook.
05:07I mean, I was going through an upper phase.
05:10I would say you was going through
05:11a super freak phase.
05:12I think you've seen enough.
05:13You kids don't need to be digging
05:14into my past no more anyway.
05:16Not that I have anything to hide.
05:18Now excuse me.
05:19I gotta go find an incinerator.
05:23What's that?
05:24It's a song Sonny must have wrote
05:25when he was a kid.
05:30You better tell him.
05:31He may want to burn it too.
05:42Let me see that.
05:43There's something on the back of it.
05:44Let me see that.
05:45I think it's a treasure map.
05:46Let me see that.
05:47This paper is ancient.
05:51I guess it's from like 1985.
05:53Let me see that.
05:54You know who uses treasure maps?
05:55A pirate.
05:56Let me see that.
05:57But why would Sonny have a pirate map?
05:59Let me see that.
06:00Maybe he used to be a pirate.
06:02Let me see that.
06:03You crazy up in here.
06:04Sonny wasn't no pirate.
06:05I think there's something stuck in the shirt.
06:07Yes, my liege.
06:08It's the hanger.
06:09But it looks fabulous on you.
06:12I think Tamika's right.
06:13You are crazy up in here.
06:14Sonny can't be a pirate.
06:16Especially with my half-off sunglasses.
06:19Well, according to the unauthorized biography
06:20I'm writing about him,
06:21very little is known about
06:22Sonny's senior year at Wesley.
06:24Here you go.
06:25I wrote your name.
06:26Sonny Blidges.
06:28Oh, you spelled it wrong.
06:30It ain't Sonny Blidges with an L.
06:31It's Sonny Bridges with an R.
06:33A what?
06:34And besides, look.
06:36R, R, I say.
06:38R.
06:40Sonny's a pirate.
06:41Do the math.
06:43So we all agree.
06:45Sonny Bridges was a pirate
06:46and this is his treasure map.
06:47Can y'all believe that?
06:48No.
06:49What we saw was a series of coincidences
06:51that made him look like a pirate.
06:53Maybe it was and maybe it wasn't.
06:54Was.
06:55But if we follow his treasure map,
06:56we're bound to find out for sure.
06:58He did act like he was trying to hide something.
07:00And you heard what he said.
07:01One man's junk is another man's treasure.
07:03Map.
07:04It is a map
07:05and it might lead to something like
07:06his stamp collection.
07:08His collection of stamps.
07:09And his treasure map.
07:10Whatever it is,
07:11it's only belonging to Sonny.
07:13So it's gotta be good.
07:14And by good,
07:15I mean pirate treasure.
07:16We don't even know where to start, fool.
07:18Give me a minute to look at this map.
07:23Still art here.
07:25Still art here.
07:26I know where to still art.
07:29Madison's right.
07:30For all we know.
07:32What we do now?
07:33Take 80 pieces of paper
07:34and fold them in half.
07:36And then you fold them in half.
07:38What we do now?
07:40Take 80 pieces forward
07:41with alternate skips,
07:42pirouettes
07:43and merry arm waving.
07:45All right, now hold with me.
07:46Well, I ain't got nothing better to do.
07:48That's the spirit.
07:54Now we have to do all that
07:55lame arm waving.
07:57We did it.
07:58According to the map,
07:59that part was optional.
08:00And lame.
08:01Thank goodness
08:02no one I know saw me.
08:06Now, we need to take
08:07two steps forward
08:09after opening the door
08:10to Atlanta's hippest
08:11most cutting-edge music store.
08:15Oh, 8-track tapes.
08:16Sounds futuristic.
08:19Oh, I know how to use these too.
08:21Oh, my other eye.
08:23Oh, come on.
08:24Nobody would ever really go out
08:25in public dressed like that.
08:28Hey, Baby Bubbles.
08:32What do you got there?
08:34Nothing.
08:35It's a map we got
08:36from Sunny Bridges.
08:37Madison?
08:38I thought so.
08:39You know,
08:40I used to be part of
08:41Sunny Bridges' Funkineers.
08:45You think that's cool?
08:46Check out this tattoo.
08:48Wow.
08:49It looks just like my Rushmore.
08:51If our nation had been led
08:52by psychedelic goofballs.
08:54So, I guess you have Sunny
08:55buried the you-know-what.
08:57Uh, nope.
08:59But you say you was part
09:00of Sunny's Funkineers.
09:01No, I didn't.
09:02I don't even know Sunny Bridges.
09:04But you have a tattoo
09:06on your chest.
09:07That's a birthmark.
09:08I gotta go pluck my hair.
09:1018,
09:1119,
09:1220.
09:13This town is loaded with pirates.
09:15Um, I think they were
09:16dressed like pirates.
09:17But that doesn't...
09:18Come on.
09:19I bet Sunny and his crew
09:20are out pillaging right now.
09:24What do we do now,
09:25map guy?
09:26I'll tell you.
09:27If you call me map master...
09:29Give me that map.
09:31Says here
09:32we have to cross
09:33the old marsh.
09:34All right.
09:35Hey, how did you get here
09:36before us?
09:37They built a bridge
09:38since that map
09:39was written.
09:40It served to keep me mud
09:41and humiliation free.
09:43Not for long.
09:46Hi, Cam!
09:50You next
09:51if you don't bring the bling.
09:52Little happy old
09:53filly-fill.
09:54Hey, you.
09:55What's your name?
09:56I'm Sunny.
09:57What's your name?
09:58I'm Sunny.
09:59What's your name?
10:00I'm Sunny.
10:01What's your name?
10:02I'm Sunny.
10:03What's your name?
10:05Little happy
10:06old map master.
10:07We're almost there.
10:08Twenty more paces
10:09and X marks the spot.
10:12Eighteen,
10:13nineteen,
10:14twenty.
10:15Here it is.
10:16The hidden pirate
10:17treasure cove.
10:19Wow.
10:20Right in our own
10:21music classroom.
10:22Never noticed
10:23that X before.
10:24How we did through it?
10:25I've got just the thing
10:26right here in my case.
10:28You can use music
10:29to bust open a floor.
10:31Who said anything
10:32about music?
10:34Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
11:04J'ai des oreilles qui sonnent !
11:06Madison ?
11:07Mais tu as ce tatouage cool !
11:11J'ai besoin de plonger dans la toilette, ok ?
11:17On est là depuis 3 minutes, petit D !
11:19Il n'y a pas de trésor et Sunny n'est pas un pirate !
11:22Bien sûr qu'il y a un trésor !
11:23Ou peut-être que le véritable trésor est ce qu'il y a à l'intérieur de tous les garçons !
11:27Non, il n'y en a pas !
11:29Parce qu'il n'y a pas de trésor et Sunny n'est pas un pirate !
11:32Il y en a un !
11:34Je t'ai dit que Sunny était un pirate !
11:36Je le savais !
11:37J'imagine qu'il est là-haut et qu'il est partout !
11:44Excusez-moi.
11:45Attendez !
11:46Selon le map, c'est la cachette de chocolat secrète de Yon !
11:52Cela explique le crème caramel !
11:54Le véritable trésor est là-bas !
12:02C'est fermé !
12:03Filly Phil, avez-vous des explosifs de taille de construction ?
12:07Bien ! J'ai des explosifs de taille de destruction !
12:12Avez-vous entendu ça ?
12:14Oui, c'était mon ventre. J'ai faim.
12:16Ce n'était pas moi !
12:17Ça vient de derrière la porte !
12:19Le trésor doit avoir faim aussi !
12:21Vous savez, les garçons, en restant ici dans ce tunnel sous-terrain,
12:24en regardant un 13 ans appliquer des explosifs à une porte qui grince,
12:27j'ai des secondes à penser à...
12:29Feu dans la salle !
12:32C'est pas mon problème.
12:33Qu'est-ce qu'il y a là-dedans ?
12:34Des jouets ?
12:35Des jouets ?
12:36Des blingues ?
12:37Des blingues ?
12:38Je ne sais pas ce que c'est.
12:43C'est un trésor !
12:44Prends soin de vos vies !
12:48Fermez la porte ! Fermez la porte !
12:52Ça ne va pas se fermer !
12:53Il vaut mieux qu'on s'en va !
12:54Au revoir ! Je vous aime !
12:57Waka waka waka !
12:58Waka waka waka !
13:00Fermez la porte !
13:01Je ne peux pas l'aider !
13:02C'est le bruit que je fais quand je suis vraiment effrayé !
13:04Waka waka waka !
13:07Waka waka waka !
13:14Ma smoothie !
13:15Sonny, qu'est-ce que tu fais ici le samedi ?
13:18J'ai entendu une explosion et un bruit.
13:20Qu'est-ce que tu fais ici ?
13:21Euh...
13:22Rehearser ?
13:23Je veux dire...
13:24Rehearser !
13:25Rehearser !
13:26Oui, oui !
13:27Oui, oui !
13:28Nous sommes désolés, Sonny.
13:29Mais nous devons s'en aller maintenant.
13:31Attendez ! Attendez !
13:32Est-ce qu'il y a quelque chose que je devrais savoir ?
13:34Parce que si c'est le cas, je devrais le savoir.
13:36Non, pas du tout.
13:37Il n'y a rien qui se passe.
13:38Est-ce qu'on peut s'en aller maintenant ?
13:40Non. Je ne sais pas ce que ces enfants font ici
13:42ou d'où vous sortez.
13:43Mais si vous avez fait un erreur,
13:44vous devez venir nettoyer et faire face aux conséquences.
13:46Waka waka waka !
13:48Parce que si vous ne le faites pas,
13:49ce mistake va grandir et grandir
13:51jusqu'à ce qu'il devienne...
13:55UN GIANT BLOB !
14:03Waka waka waka !
14:06Waka, waka, waka, waka, waka...
14:10Ma mère !
14:11Je t'ai dit de ne pas aller dans mon passé !
14:13Pas du tout que ce blob soit sorti !
14:14Tu as vu ce blob auparavant ?
14:16Oui, et je pensais que je ne le verrais plus.
14:18Tu vois, quand j'étais étudiant ici,
14:19j'étais dans un groupe.
14:20Un groupe de pirates ?
14:21Non, un groupe de funk.
14:24Je t'ai dit qu'il n'était pas un pirate !
14:26On s'appelait Sonny Bridges Funkanese.
14:29On utilisait ce map pour trouver la chambre secrète
14:31en dessous de l'école où on se réhabilitait.
14:37Ces pipes sont fantastiques !
14:42Oh oh !
14:46Ça doit être l'escalier sous-terrain
14:48qui connecte la cafétéria
14:49à la fabrique de Sloppy Joe, hein ?
14:54Et ça doit être l'escalier sous-terrain
14:56qui conduit à la fabrique de déchets toxiques.
14:58Je n'arrive pas à croire qu'ils ont laissé
15:00tout ça dans l'escalier sous l'école.
15:01Oui, et ces déchets toxiques sont aussi funky.
15:03Il vaut mieux que nous les connections.
15:05Heureusement, j'avais ma condition super-extra
15:08et de la gelée de cheveux prête à le remplir.
15:12Mais c'était trop tard.
15:13Le mélange de Sloppy Joe et des déchets toxiques
15:15avait déjà été combiné pour former...
15:17un blob.
15:20Qu'est-ce que c'est, les gars ?
15:21C'est la chose la plus flippante que j'ai jamais vue.
15:23Et je vous le dis.
15:25C'est à nous de venir.
15:26Nous devons enlever ce monstre
15:27en jouant la chanson la plus funky du monde.
15:35C'est le record de Lenny P.
15:37Ça devrait fonctionner aussi.
15:38Allons-y.
15:40Bientôt après, mon groupe funk s'est cassé.
15:43On a fermé cette pièce
15:45et on n'a jamais voulu en parler.
15:47En revanche, nous avons tous fait un erreur.
15:49Je pensais pouvoir résoudre mon problème en la couvrant.
15:51Et vous pensiez pouvoir résoudre votre problème en s'éloignant de lui.
15:54Et je le fais toujours.
15:55Regarde !
16:04C'est en route vers l'Institut Sloppy Joe.
16:08À mon calcul,
16:09si le blob toxique de Sloppy Joe
16:11se mélange avec les réserves de Sloppy Joe
16:12qu'il y a à l'intérieur de l'Institut,
16:14il atteindra une masse critique.
16:16Qu'est-ce que ça signifie exactement ?
16:18Il n'y aura pas d'arrêt dans le Slop !
16:20Comme je disais,
16:21vous ne pouvez pas résoudre ce problème en le couvrant
16:23ou en s'éloignant de lui.
16:24Il n'y a qu'une seule chose que vous pouvez faire
16:25quand vous créez un désastre environnemental.
16:27Appelez le gouvernement ?
16:28Appelez 911 ?
16:30Appelez votre tante Phyllis en Floride ?
16:32Non.
16:33Quand vous faites un délire,
16:34vous devez le nettoyer vous-même.
16:35Comment faisons-nous ça ?
16:36Évidemment,
16:37grâce au pouvoir du raw, improcessé funk.
16:40Funk ?
16:41Qui sait jouer à ça ?
16:42Je connais juste les funkaniers.
16:45J'ai rêvé de ce jour
16:47pendant les 15 dernières années.
16:49Laissez-moi vérifier mon schédule.
16:53Désolé,
16:54je ne m'en vais pas jusqu'à 6.
16:56Bonne chance à vous,
16:57mais je suis emprisonné dans ce
16:59gigantesque, toxique,
17:00dégueulasse Slop !
17:02Il n'y a que trois cordes,
17:04de toute façon.
17:05Est-ce que quelqu'un sait où est Shadow Man ?
17:07Je pense qu'il n'est pas disponible.
17:09Je m'évapore !
17:11J'évapore !
17:13Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
17:14Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
17:17Il n'y a pas d'endroits comme mon schédule.
17:18Il n'y a pas d'endroits comme mon schédule.
17:20Il n'y a pas d'endroits comme mon schédule.
17:22Permettez-moi de répéter l'obvieux.
17:24C'est l'année 2000.
17:25Qui va jouer au funk classique ?
17:30La seule chose qui m'empêche de jeter ton cul,
17:33c'est le désir de jeter mon propre cul.
17:35Tout le monde a de la musique chic.
17:36J'ai juste un papier de trésor.
17:38Merci pour les copies de deux côtés, Cam.
17:41Retourne-les, Madison.
17:47All right, wesley funkaneers.
17:50Today, we go to war.
17:52I want you to man your instruments.
17:54Hello !
17:55Well, lady your instruments.
17:56Whatever, you know what I'm talking about.
17:58Because we have a big, big problem on our hands.
18:01And I say, before we let this blob take over our city,
18:05we funk him out of town.
18:07Y'all ready ?
18:08Blob !
18:09Yeah, you !
18:10You're going down !
18:11You're going down !
18:12Hey, hey, hey, Blob !
18:13Hey, Blob !
18:14You're out of town !
18:15Hey, get out of town !
18:16Get out of town !
18:17The Wesley Mob.
18:18The Wesley Mob.
18:19To make you proud.
18:20To make you found.
18:21Hey, hey, hey, Blob !
18:22Hey, hey, hey, Blob !
18:23You're going down !
18:24You're going down !
18:26Nuclear waste.
18:27Sloppy joe.
18:29Where he goes,
18:30No one knows.
18:31Maybe underground,
18:32Where he's found
18:33But he can't here no mo.
18:35Sing ! Come on !
18:36Nuclear waste !
18:37Sloppy joe.
18:38Where he goes,
18:39No one knows.
18:40Maybe underground,
18:41Where he's found
18:42But he can't hear no mo.
18:45Tu connais ton nom !
18:47Tu vas en bas !
18:48Tu vas en bas !
18:50Hey, Blondie !
18:52Tu as une tête !
19:00On l'a arrêté, mais comment on l'enlève ?
19:03Laisse-moi le faire.
19:04Bien joué, soldats.
19:05Merci d'avoir attiré Madison.
19:07Pas de problème !
19:08Tu veux le soutien de l'air maintenant ?
19:10Dans un instant !
19:13Maintenant !
19:20C'est comme ça que les vrais joueurs le font.
19:22Ils le font tout de suite.
19:24A l'aise, soldats.
19:30C'est rien de classique, non ?
19:32Sonny, qu'est-ce qu'on doit faire avec ce gros jeu ?
19:36C'est pareil, tu fais tout ce que tu veux.
19:39On peut utiliser l'argent pour réparer le plomb.
19:43Arrête de faire des profits.
19:50All right, Wesley Funkaneers.
19:53Today we go to war.
19:56I want you to man your instruments.
19:58Well, lady your instruments, whatever, you know what I'm talking about.
20:01Because we have a big, big problem on our hands.
20:05And I say before we let this blob take over our city,
20:09we funk them out of town.
20:10Y'all ready ?