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00:00It's time for TV Chidori!
00:04What are we going to do today?
00:07Here he comes!
00:09What's going on?
00:12Kyain!
00:13Don't say Kyain!
00:15Say Kyain as loud as you can!
00:18Seriously!
00:19I'm Kyain now!
00:20You saw his explosive power, right?
00:24Mr. Udo!
00:25Yes!
00:26You came to buy trunks, right?
00:28Last time, we asked him if he was wearing trunks, but...
00:32He got angry.
00:33Today, you're going to introduce us to Yamagata's rice.
00:37That's right!
00:38What are you doing?!
00:40We don't have a show like that.
00:42What?!
00:44Udo!
00:46That's weird!
00:48That's amazing!
00:50Can you take off your pants?
00:51Pants?!
00:54He gave us a great reaction.
00:58I want to invite Mr. Udo!
01:02Mr. Udo!
01:04I thought about it, but you don't have to do anything.
01:08That's right!
01:09All you have to do is invite him and say,
01:12We don't have a show like that.
01:16I want to see that reaction again!
01:20Let's enjoy Mr. Udo with a series of pranks that he calls out over and over again.
01:29Delici Dori
01:32At first, it was BS Asahi's program,
01:35Delicious and Cheerful Japanese Local Cuisine.
01:39That's right.
01:40He has a lot of local love.
01:42It's about Imoni.
01:45He's looking into it.
01:47I used to write a lot about rice.
01:51What happens when I say this is Delici Dori on TV?
01:55What is Mr. Udo's reaction?
01:59Is he coming?
02:06Good morning!
02:08Wow!
02:10What is it?
02:12Pizza?
02:13No, no, no!
02:16You're crazy!
02:18No, I'm not crazy.
02:19We're just doing a broadcast here.
02:21That's right!
02:23I'm sorry, Mr. Udo.
02:26You can take it off.
02:28It's a glass.
02:29You're crazy!
02:31No, no, no!
02:32You're wearing a different color T-shirt than last time.
02:35Special thanks!
02:37I always wear this when I go to a TV station.
02:40How many colors do you have?
02:42This is...
02:43Is it 100?
02:44100!
02:46That's amazing!
02:48100!
02:49Did you hit him?
02:50No, I didn't!
02:51I didn't hit him!
02:53By the way, do you have a job this morning?
02:55Yes, I'm working for BS Asahi.
02:58Delicious and energetic.
03:00I'm introducing Imoni, a local Japanese dish.
03:05Mr. Udo.
03:06There is no such program.
03:09That's amazing!
03:11That's dangerous!
03:13That's dangerous!
03:15That's too much!
03:21There is no such program.
03:26There is no such program.
03:32You're going to fall asleep.
03:34Seriously!
03:35That's amazing!
03:36By the way, what are you going to say about Imoni today?
03:39If you ask me what my favorite Japanese dish is, I'll say Imoni.
03:44That's true.
03:45You wrote everything down.
03:47You can enjoy two flavors of Yamagata's Imoni.
03:50I see.
03:51One is soy sauce with beef from the inland region.
03:55The other is miso with pork from the inland region.
03:59Both are delicious and go well with rice or sake.
04:02He wrote a lot.
04:05If the host...
04:10I got it!
04:11I got it!
04:12I got it!
04:13I'm sorry.
04:14I'm sorry.
04:15I'm sorry.
04:16I'm sorry.
04:17I'm a teleprompter.
04:18No, you're not.
04:19No, you're not.
04:20You're not a talent.
04:21Mr. Udo, you're a teleprompter.
04:24I want you to do something for me.
04:27Is that okay?
04:31No, no, no.
04:33By the way, I'm a pantomimer.
04:35By the way, can I see?
04:36He's a pantomimer.
04:37It's a pantomimer program.
04:38It's a pantomimer.
04:39It's new, isn't it?
04:40It's new.
04:41It's the first time in the world.
04:42It's a pantomimer program.
04:45Wow! It's the same!
04:46It's the same!
04:47It's exactly the same!
04:48It's exactly the same!
04:49You were like,
04:51Mr. Udo from that time.
04:56It's a fluentine program on Friday.
04:59Oh, I see.
05:00I heard that you've become one of the most popular people on TV.
05:05So, I've decided to ban you.
05:07What?
05:11Did you believe it?
05:13Did you believe it?
05:15Why did you believe it?
05:17It's a lie.
05:19What I want you to do is...
05:21You know, this tape.
05:23I want you to put it somewhere and make a funny face.
05:27What?
05:31It's a face-to-face competition.
05:33A face-to-face competition?
05:35What kind of face is Mr. Udo going to make?
05:41I think I'll have to do that again.
05:43Udo and Nobu.
05:46You're treating me like a shamo.
05:48You're treating me like a shamo.
05:50I've been watching your show for years.
05:52It's harder than being a shamo.
05:54Now, let's read the title of Mr. Udo's proposal and announce it.
06:00Here we go.
06:02The title is...
06:04I can be sucked up by a UFO.
06:07I can be sucked up by a UFO.
06:09Here we go.
06:15He's being sucked up.
06:17He's being sucked up by a UFO.
06:19He's being sucked up.
06:21He's being sucked up.
06:24Mr. Udo, did you meet a UFO?
06:26Yes, I did.
06:27What did the UFO say?
06:29We are earthlings.
06:32The exact opposite.
06:34The exact opposite.
06:36Lastly, send a message to the earthlings.
06:40Happy New Year.
06:44Thank you very much.
06:46I'm sorry.
06:48I can't see your faces very well.
06:51It's like this.
06:53It's better not to know the reality.
06:55You haven't changed much.
07:00You look like Mr. Udo when he laughs.
07:02Wait a minute.
07:04You look like Mr. Udo when he laughs.
07:06You look like Mr. Udo when he laughs.
07:08I'd like to work with you more.
07:10But I can't today.
07:12I can't today.
07:14I'm sorry.
07:16I'm sorry.
07:18I'm sorry.
07:20I'll come to your next job.
07:22Are you upset?
07:23I'm upset.
07:25I'm sorry.
07:27I'm sorry.
07:28I'm sorry.
07:29Thank you very much.
07:30That's all.
07:31That was too funny.
07:33That was too funny.
07:35Is that all?
07:36No, next time...
07:37Is he a different person?
07:38No, he's Udo.
07:40I'll call him when I have time.
07:44This year, I came to send warmth to all of Japan with the Maru F car.
07:52Thank you for coming to see me.
07:56And I want to send warmth to more and more people, so I'm going to see you again.
08:04Everyone in Kanto, thank you for your hard work.
08:09Asahi beer, commonly known as Maru F.
08:39It's a day, but it's a lifetime.
08:44Is it okay to leave medical insurance like this?
08:47Customers are not able to get rid of their worries and worries of paying too much.
08:51But what should we do?
08:52So, we will propose a new form of medical insurance that is just right for everyone,
08:58which integrates monthly insurance and services for each month.
09:02This is a challenge that can be done because it is Aflac.
09:04President, please make a decision.
09:07Aflac
09:08A new reason has been born.
09:12Let's go.
09:14That's what I said earlier.
09:17I'm always worried about my daughter.
09:20Is it because of the age?
09:22Maybe it's cognitive impairment?
09:24It may be a cognitive impairment of MCI K, one step ahead of cognitive impairment.
09:29MCI?
09:31Those three people will ask the same thing many times and forget important promises.
09:37If you are worried about a cognitive impairment, please consult a doctor.
09:41Don't miss MCI.
09:44I called Mr. Udo.
09:47Next.
09:49I'm interviewing you about a single house.
09:52I'm calling you to a different building in this conference room.
09:56Mr. Udo actually loves a single house and has published a book.
10:01I see.
10:03So I think it's a very happy job.
10:05I see.
10:08First, Mr. Udo.
10:10Yes.
10:13Let's observe how he is when he is alone.
10:20He says something.
10:22He does.
10:25He is practicing for an interview.
10:29I've never seen him like that.
10:31Don't look down on him.
10:32What is he practicing?
10:33His posture.
10:35What is he doing?
10:37He is concentrating.
10:43Maybe he is revising the face tape.
10:47He is practicing.
10:48He should have done this.
10:50Maybe he is thinking about what he should have done.
10:54I'm going to do it all of a sudden.
10:57Mr. Udo has a quick reaction.
10:59I see.
11:00I'm going to capture his face with this.
11:02His quick reaction.
11:03This is his second interview.
11:05Let's see how he reacts.
11:08Let's do it.
11:12Mr. Udo.
11:17Mr. Udo.
11:18What do you think?
11:19No way!
11:20Mr. Udo.
11:23I'm so happy.
11:24Mr. Udo.
11:26I can't believe it.
11:28What are you doing?
11:29What?
11:30What are you doing?
11:31Are you doing an interview?
11:32No, I'm not.
11:33I'm not doing an interview.
11:34I have a question.
11:35Yes.
11:36Why can comedians show their talent in literature?
11:40Mr. Udo.
11:41What?
11:42There is no interview.
11:44He was hit again.
11:45What?
11:47No, no, no.
11:48He was hit by a sniper.
11:50I was hit by a sniper.
11:51I've been watching you all the time.
11:53You were stammering all the time.
11:56What were you saying?
11:58I was talking about the Tape One Grand Prix.
12:02I'm sorry.
12:03I'm so embarrassed.
12:05You're so cute.
12:07I was talking about the contact lenses that make my eyes look bigger.
12:13That's a good one.
12:14I was talking about the contact lenses that make my eyes look bigger.
12:15Ouch!
12:16Ouch!
12:17That was close.
12:18That was close.
12:19That was close.
12:20I have to tell you something.
12:22We were monitoring you.
12:25At that time, Mr. Udo put his hand on your crotch and moved it a little.
12:33The camera caught it.
12:36So, you're banned.
12:40No, no, no.
12:41You're banned.
12:42Why?
12:43I can't do it alone.
12:45I can't do it alone.
12:47It's okay.
12:48You're banned.
12:49I'm not banned.
12:52That's right.
12:53That's right.
12:54You have to do it every time.
12:58Why?
12:59No, no, no.
13:00Wait a minute.
13:01You're holding it like a penis.
13:03No, no, no.
13:04How is it?
13:05You're banned.
13:08Why?
13:10There are people watching you.
13:13Why?
13:14You're holding a warm stick.
13:15What did you just hold?
13:17A warm stick.
13:19No, no, no.
13:20It's the sun.
13:23Mr. Udo, how do you feel now?
13:29You're banned.
13:33Mr. Udo.
13:357, 7.
13:36That's amazing.
13:37It's open.
13:38It's open.
13:39It's open.
13:40It's open.
13:47Please.
13:50Open the door.
13:52Open the door.
13:55The TV is on.
13:57The TV is on.
13:59I've been waiting.
14:03I can't wait.
14:04I can't wait.
14:06I'm going to kneel.
14:10No, no, no.
14:11Stop it.
14:12No, no, no.
14:13Stop it.
14:14No, no, no.
14:15Why are you doing this?
14:16Can I see your nipples?
14:18Nipples?
14:20Nipples?
14:22Stop it.
14:23Stop it.
14:26I don't have any nipples.
14:27No, you don't.
14:29I don't have any now.
14:31I don't have any now.
14:32I don't have any now, but I feel like I have some.
14:37Mr. Udo.
14:39Mr. Udo is going to get a cat or Udo treatment.
14:44A cat or Udo?
14:46I don't know what you're talking about.
14:49You go into this kotatsu,
14:52and you hide inside the kotatsu.
14:54Yes.
14:55And from there,
14:56Mr. Udo comes out.
14:59Mr. Udo, who has become a cat, comes out.
15:02It's that kind of game.
15:04Right now, this is all the variety.
15:09That's new!
15:11Write it up in the winter!
15:13Write it up in the winter?
15:15Do you want to go with cat or Nobu?
15:17Wow, he's got a strong sense of smell.
15:21From the kotatsu,
15:22Daigo predicts which one will come out,
15:24the owner or the cat.
15:26Daigo, the cat!
15:31And as a comedian,
15:32everyone comes out as a cat.
15:34Daigo always gets it right.
15:36Let's go.
15:38Cat or Udo game, start!
15:41I want this.
15:44Daigo is thinking.
15:45This is the hardest game I've ever played.
15:47Huh? Someone's in the kotatsu.
15:49What is it?
15:51Oh, Mr. Udo is in the kotatsu.
15:57Not yet.
16:00He comes out from where he came in.
16:02Who's in here?
16:04Mr. Udo.
16:05Oh, it's Mr. Udo.
16:06Huh? No cat?
16:08No cat!
16:09I'm a cat.
16:12Meow, meow.
16:16Cat, cat, cat.
16:18I'm a cat.
16:20Is there a cat?
16:21Or is there Mr. Udo?
16:23Meow, meow.
16:24Which is it?
16:25I don't know.
16:26I don't know.
16:27Daigo, is it a cat?
16:28Which is it?
16:29Which is it?
16:30Which is it?
16:33Meow, meow.
16:37Wow.
16:38Correct.
16:39Wow.
16:40Wow.
16:41Mr. Udo.
16:43I love cats.
16:45That's right.
16:46That's why I came out as a cat.
16:52Mr. Udo, you lose.
16:53Loser.
16:56Loser.
16:58I'm a villager.
16:59You lose.
17:00You got hit.
17:01I got hit.
17:03If you get hit,
17:05you're out.
17:06Huh?
17:07I'm a villager.
17:08You lose.
17:12I'm a villager.
17:13What?
17:152 million yen.
17:162 million yen!
17:19I don't know.
17:22I don't know.
17:24I asked him as a manager, and he said he was surfing.
17:26Surfing?
17:28Thank you very much, Mr. Udo.
17:29That's it.
17:31Lastly, you have to take a picture of his nipples.
17:32What?
17:33No.
17:35Let's eat.
17:36I'm sorry
17:38I thought this was the end
17:40After recording another project
17:44That's enough
17:46Right?
17:48This is the 3rd day of work
17:50I don't want you to be suspicious
17:52We're going to shoot the Amoeba location
17:54We're going to shoot the location
17:56I slept for about 4 hours
17:58I think he already forgot
18:00He's here
18:02He's here
18:04I'm from Japan
18:06Is that so?
18:08He's here
18:10YBC and Radio Fever
18:12They both released Imoni
18:14They both released Imoni
18:16He's still talking about Imoni
18:22It's Udo's solo location
18:24He's nervous
18:26He's nervous
18:28Maybe he's excited
18:30Can I say I'm excited?
18:32I'm excited
18:34Hello
18:36Hello world
18:38Hello
18:40Hello
18:42I was thinking about the opening
18:44We're going to eat
18:46Yamagata's famous Hiyashi Ramen
18:48We're going to eat Hiyashi Ramen
18:50We're going to look for Hiyashi Ramen
18:52It's a mystery
18:54What is this?
18:56We're going to look for a secret menu
18:58We're going to shoot in the back of the town
19:00What kind of program is this?
19:02What kind of program is this?
19:04Hello
19:06He's asking people in the town
19:08Did you go for a shampoo?
19:10Halloween
19:12Happy Halloween
19:14Are you doing a berry dance?
19:16That's amazing
19:18That's amazing
19:20Berry dance is very popular
19:22He's the type of person who comes a lot
19:24He's the type of person who comes a lot
19:26He's not a security guard
19:28He's like a security guard
19:30There's no such program
19:32There's no such program
19:34Dogs are the best
19:36Calm down
19:38Let's go
19:40It's his third time
19:42What kind of reaction will he do?
19:44Is it around here?
19:46It's interesting
19:48It's interesting
19:50It's a shop with an angel
19:52It's a shop with an angel
19:54It should be around here
19:56It should be around here
20:02What's wrong?
20:04What's wrong?
20:06Is it a recording?
20:08That's strange
20:10Why am I here?
20:12Why am I here?
20:14It's a recording
20:16What kind of program is this?
20:18What kind of program is this?
20:20Did you do a secret menu?
20:22Did you do a secret menu?
20:24Did you do a secret menu?
20:26Did you do a secret menu?
20:28Did you do a secret menu?
20:30Did you do a secret menu?
20:32Did you do a secret menu?
20:34Did you do a secret menu?
20:36Did you do a secret menu?
20:38Did you do a secret menu?
20:40Did you do a secret menu?
20:42Did you do a secret menu?
20:44Did you do a secret menu?
20:46Did you do a secret menu?
20:48Did you do a secret menu?
20:50Did you do a secret menu?
20:52That camera
20:54That camera
20:56That camera
20:58That camera
21:00That camera
21:02That camera
21:04That camera
21:06That camera
21:08That camera
21:10That camera
21:12That camera
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22:38That camera
22:40That camera
22:42That camera
22:44Mr. Takeda
22:46Director
22:48He's from Yamagata
22:50Mr. Takeda is from Yamagata
22:52That's true
22:54That's true
22:56Tomo-kun
22:58He's my junior
23:00He's the same as Tomo-kun
23:02That was amazing
23:04What did you do?
23:06One tape
23:08You're still thinking about it?
23:10You're still thinking about it?
23:13If that's the case
23:14If that's the case
23:16Please let's do this
23:18And this is the end
23:20Here are the chaps
23:22He's going to do it
23:24No!
23:25They're all over my head!
23:26If you love me, you become a fool
23:28Thank you
23:30Why do some people fall in love with others?
23:32Love is really heart-breaking
23:34Love is really heartbreaking
23:36※You Helped implies that he is listening to her
23:40Oh, D.G.
23:45I'm happy just because it's delicious.
23:50I've said that before.
23:53My daughter always worries about me.
23:56Is it because of my age?
23:58Maybe it's cognitive impairment?
24:00It's a step ahead of cognitive impairment.
24:02Maybe it's MCI.
24:05MCI?
24:07This sign will ask you the same thing over and over again.
24:10You'll forget an important promise.
24:13If you're worried about your cognitive impairment,
24:15consult a doctor.
24:17Don't miss MCI.
24:22Where should we go next?
24:24If I had a little more courage,
24:29I wonder if this feeling will reach you.
24:38Finally, we met.
24:43An important person.
24:46Tokyo DisneySea New Theme Port
24:48Fantasy Springs
24:50Akibyuu
24:54100 years of life.
24:56Because it's every day,
24:58I want you to use a better contact lens.
25:02Akibyuu, which considers the health of the eyes,
25:04aims for the future.
25:06The best comfort and moisture in Akibyuu history.
25:10Its name is MAX.
25:12One Day Akibyuu Oasis MAX
25:14New appearance
25:16One day, but a lifetime.
25:21Rich and then
25:23Refreshing
25:24And then
25:25Rich and then
25:26Refreshing
25:27And then
25:28Rich and then
25:29Refreshing
25:30No matter how many times, it's refreshing.
25:32Aquatic Soda Suntory
25:34And then
25:36Revenge
25:40I'll go home.
25:45He's not here.
25:47Please go ahead.
25:49Please go ahead.
25:51Say the title yourself.
25:54Turn around in three seconds and come out.
25:57It's revenge.
25:58Yes.
25:59The title is
26:00Warp
26:07He's not here.
26:10He's not here.
26:11He's not here.
26:12Huh?
26:14Huh?
26:15Huh?
26:16Taiho-kun!
26:17Noborin!
26:19He's not here!
26:20No way!
26:21This is warping.
26:22He's not here.
26:23He's not here.
26:28He's not here!
26:29Did you two warp?
26:33We were here.
26:37We were here.
26:38I'm so glad.
26:40Warping was fun.
26:41Warping was fun.
26:43Amazing.
26:48I want to see Nobu's acting.
26:50How many times do I have to do this?
26:52Acting as the boss of the real estate fraud group.
26:55Everyone, this time...
26:58No, no, no.
26:59Everyone...
27:01Segawa is in it.
27:04I want to see more technical acting.
27:07Yes.
27:08The play of peace and chaos.
27:11He's not here.
27:12He's not here.
27:13He's not here.
27:14He's not here.
27:15He's not here.
27:16He's not here.
27:17He's not here.
27:18He's not here.
27:21I want to see a manzai movie.
27:22The content is different from the previous one.
27:24After this...
27:26Ready, go!
27:27Go for it!
27:28He's fast.
27:30Hakase-chan's Best 20 Special Edition.
27:37What is this?
27:38What is this?
27:39Saturday Night.
27:42Young people were surprised to see a convenience store commercial in the 80s.
27:46I didn't know that.
27:48Furthermore, we discovered a shocking fact in Showa Karuizawa.
27:53Generation Gap. Saturday Night at 10.
27:56A18 Pro.
27:5730 seconds before launch.
27:58Final confirmation.
27:59Neural Engine.
28:00Full power, go!
28:01CPU.
28:026 cores, go!
28:03Next generation game experience.
28:04Go!
28:05Camera.
28:064K 120fps slow motion.
28:07Go!
28:09A large number of browser tabs.
28:10Go!
28:11Ready for launch.
28:16Success!
28:26What?
28:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
28:32Oh, DG.
28:36I'm happy just because it's delicious.
28:38Niu Hyouketsu Mutou.
28:41Kami Kao Karada.
28:42Kami Kao Karada.
28:43Para Para Arai Wa Mendo Da.
28:46Kami Kao Karada.
28:47Kore Ippon De.
28:49Yay!
28:50Kami Kao Karada.
28:51Kore Ippon.
28:52Lens Biore 1.
28:53Lens Biore 1.
28:54Kesho Suimon.
28:55Kore Ippon.
28:56Why do people fall in love with each other?
29:01Tsukiya.
29:02Do you know the winter math?
29:03What?
29:04Gyusuki.
29:05Walu?
29:06Tamago.
29:07Equal?
29:10What is that?
29:12Tsukiya's Gyusuki.
29:14Oppomon.
29:16Akebiu.
29:18Akebiu is the best water.
29:21The secret is the tear-stable technology.
29:25The super lukewarm lens.
29:26Its name is Max.
29:28Please call it Max.
29:31Churu Churu Wan Churu.
29:35Churu Churu Wan Churu.
29:37Fun snacks with dogs.
29:39Inaba Wan Churu.
29:45Inaba.
29:46With SCUPPER, more love for your life.
29:49SCUPPER基本プランは11ジャンル50チャンネルが見放題。
29:53音楽も映画もドラマもあなたのラブに応える充実のラインナップ。
29:58好きが続々。
29:59SCUPPER基本プラン。