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00:00So everybody at Barstool keeps getting blocked by Zach Pryor.
00:04We found out that Zach had started blocking all people at Barstool or associated with Barstool.
00:11Are you blocked by Zach Pryor?
00:13Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't I be?
00:15He's probably blocked like 95% of the company at this point.
00:25How are we feeling, Danny?
00:27Better now with this view.
00:29On our way to Oxford, Mississippi.
00:31The man himself.
00:34Brandon.
00:35Hey.
00:36Homecoming for you. How do you feel?
00:38It's not a homecoming for me. Stop saying it's a homecoming for me.
00:41I'm from Mississippi, not this piece of shit place.
00:44What should we call it then?
00:46I don't know.
00:49I'm glad you're excited.
00:58Okay. Okay. Okay.
01:06Pop the top, Brandon.
01:13We got that one. Let me see. Let me see.
01:15I got some plain. I got a coffee roll.
01:19These ones look good, too.
01:21Let me take a picture of that one, too.
01:23Oh, yeah.
01:25What are those?
01:27Probably jellyfield.
01:29I don't know. It's cream.
01:33These look good.
01:35Split it.
01:39What was last night?
01:41Oh, really good.
01:43Yeah.
01:45Yeah, they were good.
01:47How does it feel to be home?
01:49Not home. I am happy to be in Mississippi.
01:51I am very sad to be in Oxford, Mississippi.
01:54As you can see, it's really shitty.
01:56At least Mincy will be here.
01:58Yeah, you'll have Mincy at least.
02:01Mincy was a body surfer.
02:03Of course.
02:15Yeah, so everyone knows Oxford is Mincy's town, right?
02:19One of his many towns. He's got a lot of towns throughout the country.
02:22But Oxford's a big one for him.
02:24So we thought maybe he'll introduce us on stage.
02:27He'll bring out Pup Punk.
02:29Maybe he'll even do one of those stage dives that he's so famous for.
02:32He tells us, I actually can't introduce you guys.
02:34I'm going out to dinner with Dave right before the show.
02:36So I might be there a few songs in.
02:38We tell him, whatever. We'll bring you up.
02:40Maybe you sing a song. Maybe a stage dive.
02:42Crowd surf.
02:44He says, sure.
02:46We bring him on stage. He does his little hotty toddy.
02:48Gets the crowd going.
02:52Hotty toddy, got somebody who knows.
02:54We have the best, best, best, oldest, finest.
03:00And he's like, alright, when we kick into this song, get out into the crowd.
03:03And he had that trepidatious puppy look.
03:06Where he didn't really want to dive.
03:08And he didn't know if people would catch him.
03:10So he just stood there.
03:12Put his hands in his pockets.
03:14Signed the occasional autograph.
03:16Was up there for seven songs, 27 minutes.
03:19In between every song, we were looking at each other like,
03:21what the fuck is he doing?
03:23I almost told security, Mike, kick him out of the building.
03:26He was killing the vibe.
03:28We found out through the video where he talked to the quarterback club
03:35that he was going to stage dive in the first place.
03:37Please look us up. We're doing a live show.
03:40Outside Swayze Field, 1230.
03:42We'll be partying at the library.
03:44I might even be stage diving.
03:46Crowd surfing with Pub Punk Friday night.
03:48Seven songs later, he was still standing on stage.
03:52Hands in pockets for most of it.
04:00We were like, what the fuck is happening?
04:0227 minutes? That was like a third of our set.
04:05Mince was standing on stage with his hands in his pockets.
04:08Roland said it looked like he was waiting to be selected in kickball.
04:11In gym class, he's just standing up against a wall.
04:13Like, not a care in the world.
04:15Of course, in typical Mincey fashion, after that, we're all like, whatever.
04:19Eventually, he crowd surfs, and it goes well, and whatever.
04:22We get the clip.
04:23But then he texted all of us, like, that was insane.
04:25Send me any clips you got.
04:27It's like, bro, we got one clip of you standing on stage for 27 minutes.
04:30You want that one?
04:45Yeah.
04:52Dick down?
04:53No.
04:56You ever dick down body surf, Brandon?
04:58Never body surf, period.
05:01If you were to, would it be dick down or anything?
05:03You almost have to go dick down once, right?
05:05Yeah.
05:06Good choice.
05:08But this isn't Mississippi.
05:09What?
05:10This is not Mississippi.
05:12All this manicure, perfect.
05:14This is not Mississippi.
05:18It's real.
05:19It's, you know, dirt under your fingernails.
05:23Hair on your chest.
05:28At one point, I was trying to get to my pedals so I could, like, change the sound of my guitar.
05:32But Mincey was standing in between me and the pedals.
05:34And he was just standing there.
05:36And then every 10 seconds, he would, like, reach down and take a hat from the crowd and autograph it.
05:41And he was signing autographs at my, like, station that I got to use.
05:46I'm super excited about the game.
05:48Nervous about the game.
05:49Excited about the show.
05:50You know?
05:52All good things.
05:53Vibes are positive.
05:54Good to be back here.
05:55Yeah, man.
05:56Wild one.
05:57Very wild one last night.
05:59Just out of control.
06:00Last night, the punk punk singing Mr. Brightside of their own.
06:04Crowd surfing.
06:05I mean, it was movie-esque.
06:08It was really something.
06:10Absolutely.
06:12The picture that was going to be used against me just hit the wire.
06:16I don't know how.
06:17It's a .5.
06:19Is that Quigs?
06:20Is that Quigs?
06:22That's unbelievable.
06:24Oh, no.
06:25That's...
06:27That's unbelievable.
06:29Oh, fuck.
06:33I don't know how to explain it.
06:34That's the jockey picture, but it's not edited.
06:36It has to be edited.
06:37Something happened.
06:38Who's Holly Dean?
06:39That's the point.
06:40When they do .5, whatever's in the middle is the smallest.
06:42And it's just a bad...
06:44And the big people at the front, too.
06:46Holly Dean.
06:47White mama, daughter, sister.
06:48Christian Casanova.
06:49Public Asian.
06:50That sounds like...
06:51And slander artist.
06:53Photoshop.
06:55Are you standing in...
06:56I feel like you're standing in a hole.
06:58It's the downhill.
06:59The big people at the front.
07:00And it's .5, too.
07:01Everything has to be inspired.
07:03Look at the guy's feet next to his feet.
07:05So they made you a leg shorter, too.
07:07Is it not a proportion of your body?
07:11Maybe this woman knows Quigs.
07:12Or maybe this guy's Andre the Giant.
07:15You're at his feet next to yours.
07:17That was a big dude.
07:18He was tall.
07:20But like...
07:22Because you're taller than the dude next to you.
07:25But not really.
07:26You might be a legal midget.
07:28We don't know.
07:31Enrico is very, very, very confident with his Alabama team.
07:36Says 13 deep.
07:38Best team in the country.
07:39I'm not even going to talk about it.
07:42He just says 11 deep.
07:44What team plays 11 guys in the tournament?
07:47You can't be 11 deep.
07:50You're always going to have a rotation of 8 guys.
07:53The only team I can remember that went legitimately 10 deep
07:56was that Kentucky team.
07:57The Carleton Towns Kentucky team.
07:59That did the 5 in, 5 out.
08:0111 deep's great if you're...
08:03No, it's not.
08:05I'd rather be 8 deep.
08:07That was an 8 strong.
08:08That's like the sweet spot.
08:11He just keeps saying 11 deep, 11 deep.
08:13Do you agree to that bet?
08:15He has till right before Feast Week.
08:17If Alabama doesn't get to the Final Four,
08:20Rico has to get back on the bus to get to the Final Four.
08:23Can fly home, but has to get on the bus to San Antonio.
08:2740 hours there.
08:29But if Alabama makes it to the Final Four,
08:33I said that you and I will go to the pump party with Rico.
08:37I also was flying first class too.
08:39I also was supposed to fly Jackson first class.
08:42I stay at your hotel.
08:44I thought you were saying we get on a private jet.
08:46First class.
08:47First class.
08:48This is way, way more skin in the game.
08:50We got to go to the pump party with him.
09:13Obviously last night everybody watched BFFs.
09:16Listen, I'll just say what I said.
09:18Ever since she came here,
09:19I've had very minimal interaction with Bree,
09:21but I think she's great.
09:22If you're mistreating her, now you got a problem.
09:24I didn't know the guy from Hole in the Wall.
09:26You mistreat her, now we obviously have a problem.
09:28I hate this fucking guy.
09:30Can't quote tweet it.
09:32Thank God Zach doesn't have a wife.
09:35Bosco.
09:37If there was a diss track,
09:40I don't know.
09:41The first one we put out was awesome.
09:44Josh sang the singing parts.
09:46I get edited in.
09:47I'm not a great...
09:48I'm not good at it.
09:49It sounded great.
09:51We had to take it down
09:52because Josh actually has a fucking music deal
09:55with Warner Music Group.
09:56No one told...
09:57Also Zach Bryant's same group.
09:59We had to take it down
10:00because Josh actually has a fucking music deal
10:03with that same group.
10:04So they took it down.
10:05I went into the lab to try to make it myself.
10:08Horrible.
10:09Like unplayable, unpublishable.
10:11So now we're scrambled.
10:12Not something at all there?
10:14Nope.
10:17The re-record was terrible.
10:18The re-record was horrible.
10:20Why?
10:21Are you going to re-record the re-record?
10:23He can't sing really.
10:24I can't sing.
10:25It's just the hook.
10:26The hook is tough.
10:27What about auto-tune?
10:28No.
10:29It was auto-tune.
10:30It was terrible.
10:31I gotta make a video
10:32but people may have to hold on.
10:34You should get like a...
10:36You should get like a whole choir.
10:38Let's try it.
10:41It's just you and the video
10:43and then it just zooms out
10:44and they're singing the whole...
10:45I'm going to put a pause on it.
10:46Yeah, that would be sick.
10:48They tried everything.
10:49The A.I. Dave.
10:52Yeah, a whole choir doing it
10:54where you just zoom out
10:55and it's a whole choir behind you
10:56would be so awesome.
10:58You know, I have the champagne bottle.
11:00Now is probably the time
11:02but it's also...
11:03I thought about popping it on stage.
11:07I don't know.
11:08There's a lot.
11:09It's like an emotional abuse story
11:10that's like I don't...
11:11So I didn't.
11:14Brandon is all in his head right now.
11:16Brandon is freaking out right now.
11:18What's up?
11:19What's going on?
11:20Brandon is just freaking out.
11:21Mentally, he's all over the place.
11:22He's nervous.
11:23Yeah?
11:24They're pretty tame to him
11:25walking down this road.
11:31Oh my God.
11:41Just chanting two and seven?
11:42Yeah.
11:43Is that what that was?
11:44That's tough.
11:45What does that mean?
11:46What is two and seven?
11:47I think Mississippi State's two and seven.
11:49They have a football team?
11:50Yeah, they do.
11:51Brandon, how are you feeling today?
11:53It's good to be back in Mississippi.
11:54How am I feeling?
11:56Yeah, how are you feeling, Brandon?
11:57I fucking hate every single person
12:00that I am laying eyes
12:02starting with that motherfucker right there.
12:07I hate him.
12:08I don't like him right now.
12:09I hate you.
12:10I do.
12:11I like you.
12:12And I fucking hate every single one of you.
12:22Look at them.
12:23A bunch of spray tans.
12:24A bunch of fake titties.
12:25Just like you.
12:26You look like a bunch of purses.
12:27And, by the way, Casey,
12:29everywhere we go,
12:30everywhere we go,
12:31the front row is always beautiful young women.
12:34Here there's two women.
12:35These are the ugliest dudes
12:36I've ever seen in my fucking life.
12:38Look at this.
12:39This is like a men's factory blew up.
12:53Mississippi State is dominating him right now.
12:56He loves Mississippi State.
12:58And to just be treated like a little stepchild,
13:01whipped all over.
13:02They've got to play the Egg Bowl.
13:03They're going to lose by 100.
13:04So this bothers him.
13:13I mean, Brandon's so mad right now.
13:15He's like actually just pissed off at the world.
13:19Look at the disgust on his face.
13:26So everybody at Barstool
13:27keeps getting blocked by Zach Bryan.
13:29So essentially we found out
13:31that Zach had started blocking
13:34or unfollowing all people
13:36like at Barstool or associated with Barstool.
13:39Yeah.
13:40You are?
13:41Yeah, I mean, I fucking mentally dominate him.
13:43I know he blocked everybody here,
13:44but I know he took them on personally.
13:46Yeah, fucking, he doesn't even show up.
13:49But horrible human being
13:51and now an awful singer as well.
13:53Are you blocked by Zach Bryan?
13:54Yeah, of course.
13:55Why wouldn't I be?
13:56Oh, yeah.
13:57Oh, yeah.
13:58Never mentioned him online before.
14:00Never talked to him.
14:01Never met him.
14:02Never anything.
14:03But yeah, he went through and did everybody.
14:04So it's an honor.
14:05I was actually proactive.
14:06I went and blocked him
14:07before he could block me.
14:08No.
14:09Just chess, not checkers.
14:11And Meek Phil, white boy Rick, got blocked.
14:14I can't get blocked.
14:15So I just made my own little video.
14:17Wrote a few rap lyrics about him.
14:18Kind of fire.
14:19I'll just do them right now.
14:21I know Dave and Joshua already put you to death,
14:23but now it's time to do with Tommy.
14:25I'm the fourth BFF.
14:26I've got people calling me the fourth BFF.
14:28And this was my best one.
14:29Your brain or your dick?
14:30Not sure what's the smaller organ?
14:32You can try to be heartless,
14:33but you'll never be Morgan.
14:34Because Morgan Wallace is so-called heartless
14:36and he's a bigger country star.
14:37And then all you ever did is manipulate and guilt her.
14:42Where's poker face?
14:43Look like a broke beauty filter.
14:45And that's like he's got a bad poker face.
14:47His face kind of looks like a beauty filter.
14:48Like a bad one.
14:49Because otherwise that'd be a compliment.
14:51You know what?
14:52I don't think I am.
14:53Which is so crazy.
14:54Because I have been talking shit about him
14:56long before all this drama went down.
15:00Let's go see.
15:01No, I'm not.
15:02I'm not.
15:03Wow.
15:04Wow.
15:05Is that worse?
15:06Like is he...
15:07He's certainly not creeping on me.
15:08Maybe I'm just not talking shit loud enough.
15:10So it sounds like I have to get a little louder.
15:11I guess he used the feature on Instagram
15:13where it's like block any accounts
15:16that are associated with these accounts.
15:18So we had people that have like 200, 300 followers
15:21and that have been logged into the main account
15:23that were blocked by Zach Brine.
15:24Which also led to like our entire Viceroy program
15:27being blocked as well.
15:28He's probably blocked like 95% of the company at this point.
15:31I wasn't.
15:32I checked last week.
15:33I wasn't.
15:34Which made me sad.
15:35Like what am I doing wrong?
15:36I should be blocked by him.
15:37Everyone else is, right?
15:38Look at this.
15:39Come on, man.
15:40Block me already.
15:41I don't like you.
15:42Fuck.
15:43You're not blocked?
15:44No.
15:45You lost your fastball, old man.
15:46I lost it a long time ago.
15:47I know.
15:48I remember being like I checked a week ago
15:49and I was offended that I wasn't.
15:50No.
15:52Wow.
15:53Still good.
15:54Should I do something?
15:55Yeah.
15:56Oh, you can't even comment on his stuff.
16:00I was going to call him a cocksucking faggot
16:02and see what happened.
16:03Not yet.
16:04Yeah, I'm not.
16:08Get the riders on.
16:09I know.
16:10Got to get blocked.
16:11Bumpin' Dave song.
16:15Fucking good song.
16:16No.
16:17It's actually fucking annoying.
16:18I feel like if anyone should be blocked, it's me.
16:21I've been an OG hater
16:23and I can still see his stuff.
16:25I mean, it's kind of nice because I'm like,
16:26ooh, what is he up to?
16:27He just posts the stupidest shit ever.
16:29But why not me?
16:31Like, I don't want to be blocked.
16:33I was considering DMing Zach Bryan
16:36and I was going to be like,
16:37hey man, my contract's up.
16:39I fucking hate it here.
16:40I hate Dave Portnoy
16:41and I want to give you some information about him
16:44that I haven't told any media outlets yet.
16:46I just want to give it to you.
16:47And then if he replied,
16:48I was going to hit him with some sort of
16:49like ligma balls, suck my balls thing.
16:51I thought about it
16:52and then I also thought about the fact
16:53that he might just screen cap
16:54that initial message and put it out
16:56and then I would get canned
16:57and shit on mercilessly.
16:58So there was no real way for me to do it.
17:00I would love to do it, but I can't.
17:01So I think I just got blocked.
17:02So mission accomplished.
17:05I mean, what better trio to celebrate Thanksgiving with
17:08than me, Meek Phil, and Joey Camasta?
17:12The big three.
17:14The big three.
17:15Where do you do it for Thanksgiving this year, Meek?
17:17Go to my aunt and uncle's house.
17:19That's what we do every year.
17:20Oh, sorry.
17:21Sorry, I didn't know that.
17:23Yeah, I mean, everyone sees their family on Thanksgiving.
17:26Yeah, but you said like I do every year.
17:28I've been doing it for like 20 something years.
17:30Yeah, I didn't know that.
17:31That's why I asked the question.
17:32You should know.
17:33I wasn't asking.
17:34You guys here for the gang back?
17:36Yeah.
17:37Come on in.
17:38Thank you for coming.
17:39Hey.
17:40Hey.
17:41Hi.
17:42Two of my favorites.
17:43The big three?
17:44Yeah.
17:45Have you ever been to a Friendsgiving before?
17:46Yeah, I feel like a lot of friends.
17:48I've been to one Friendsgiving.
17:50Have you?
17:51I've been to one.
17:52Ooh.
17:53Welcome.
17:54Let's make ourselves at home.
17:55Different kinds of Friendsgivings.
17:56Make yourselves at home.
17:57Can I get you anything to drink?
17:58Uh, sure.
17:59You boys sit on the couch and I'll bring over some appetizers in a few minutes.
18:01Nice.
18:02Do you like the ambiance in here?
18:04Yeah.
18:05It's beautiful.
18:06It's not the first time I've had white stuff on my list of jokes.
18:08Am I right?
18:14This is a man's dish.
18:15Yeah.
18:16We should probably talk.
18:17Did you watch the games yesterday?
18:18I watched.
18:19I smashed Pussy and I watched the game.
18:20These are awesome.
18:21Aren't those good?
18:22I'm going to lay these here so you guys can keep popping these in.
18:25And I'm going to slip it into something a little more comfortable.
18:28Oh, Wiggles, you can't have that.
18:30Make sure Wiggles doesn't eat any.
18:33Oh, no.
18:34Me.
18:35Do something.
18:36How do you feel about your guests?
18:38Well, I couldn't ask for a better guest.
18:40I hate everyone else at work, so this is perfect.
18:42I mean, I would have liked Gia and Kelly.
18:45He was supposed to be in here, but I only had to have them come over to be cocktail waitresses.
18:49But they both have yeast infections, so they won't be out of push for five to seven days.
18:55When he blocked the main bar, so can I block everyone that was logged into the main IG?
19:00So me and like 300 followers end up getting blocked by him.
19:03Oh, no.
19:04Are you blocked here?
19:05I don't think he ever followed me.
19:06He never followed me either.
19:07Oh, yeah, yeah.
19:08He definitely never followed me.
19:09But he's like pissed now that he can't see all my content.
19:11So he's probably going to follow me from a burner.
19:13Yeah.
19:14I met him once.
19:15I was like, his dogs were there.
19:16Like the dogs.
19:17I was just like being like, you know, a dog mom, like helping, like, because they were
19:20getting into things.
19:21I was like this.
19:22He's like, I don't need you to tell me how to fucking raise my dogs or whatever.
19:24I was like, I wasn't.
19:25I was like.
19:26Wait, this happened?
19:27Yeah.
19:28When?
19:29Where did you see?
19:30We were at a party that they had.
19:31I sent an NTA.
19:32This fall, Pink Whitney is the go-to shot for a new generation of drinkers, and they're
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19:39Look at this thing.
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20:03The contest is open now until December 15th.
20:06Take your shot with Pink Whitney.
20:11It's got to be it, right?
20:13Yeah.
20:15That's awesome.
20:17Oh, yeah.
20:18You guys do it.
20:25Holy shit.
20:26Look at that.
20:28Pull that off.
20:34Look at that.
20:36That's substantial, isn't it?
20:41Holy shit.
20:43You guys are so gracious.
20:44Can you let this in?
20:46Is this the new fishbowl?
20:50This is the NASCAR Cup Series Championship trophy.
20:52Do you remember what we just won on Sunday?
20:54Did you see all these squiggles?
20:56That's the outline of every track that they race on throughout the year.
21:01Nice, right?
21:02Do you remember when they yelled at Spider when we were in Phoenix and he went beyond
21:05the thing to touch this thing?
21:08How are you guys doing?
21:09How are you guys doing?
21:11How much does it cost to manufacture one of these?
21:13Do you know?
21:15A hundred K?
21:17More?
21:18Over or under?
21:19Under?
21:20I'm going with a hundred K.
21:21This is a hundred K plus trophy right here.
21:23Unbelievable.
21:24Is this Tall Daga?
21:26No, that's too small.
21:31I think this is Daga.
21:33Is this a trophy that gets handed year by year?
21:37No.
21:38They make a new one every single year, Frank.
21:40I just asked Brad that.
21:41Yeah, he said every single year.
21:43And it costs about a little under a hundred K to make.
21:47Hey, how's it going?
21:49It's going very well.
21:50Congratulations on the trophy.
21:52We're gathering stuff like that.
21:53These are two legends, right?
21:54Yeah.
21:55Hold up the three.
21:56Oh, yeah.
22:01That is a solid trophy.
22:02Yeah.
22:03Do a Frank's Walks with one of these.
22:05I'm going to throw it in on the table inside.
22:07Let's go.
22:09Nice meeting you.
22:10Yeah, you too.
22:11You know, I'd love to do a walk with you one day.
22:15I did a walk with Denny Hamlin this year over the track in Martinsville.
22:19Oh, like a walk around the track?
22:20Yes.
22:21Sounds fun.
22:22For my Frank Walks.
22:23Let's do it.
22:24That would be great.
22:25Frank with the Tank Walks.
22:26Yeah, Frank Walks.
22:27That's Frank serious.
22:28He has different celebrities.
22:29He's down a hundred pounds.
22:30Sorry.
22:31He started doing walks.
22:32No, you're down a hundred pounds?
22:33Almost.
22:34Good for you.
22:35That's a lot.
22:37That's more than that trophy.
22:39You lost the whole trophy.
22:42That's more than you.
22:43My heaviest in 2016.
22:45I was over 500 pounds.
22:47Now I'm 318.
22:49Wow.
22:50There you go.
22:51She's settled.
22:55Who's quitting now?
22:56Yeah, I think it was Martinsville.
22:57Frank and Denny did a walk around the track.
23:01I can only imagine what that conversation was about.
23:04I was on a date and a guy was late because he was getting poppers.
23:08And then I was like, it was a first date.
23:09And I was like, first of all, don't be late.
23:12Maybe bye.
23:13Maybe bye.
23:14Maybe bye.
23:15I'm sorry.
23:16Well, no, no.
23:17It wasn't.
23:18What?
23:19First date equals anal?
23:20Yeah, maybe he thought.
23:21Yeah, I was like.
23:22Oh, for you.
23:23What do you think is going to happen?
23:24He was like, oh, a gentleman.
23:25The head rush.
23:26I was like, okay.
23:27Yeah.
23:28There's a cigarette.
23:29Then.
23:30So what happened with the poppers?
23:31The gem.
23:33And then he did it.
23:34He asked again.
23:35I was like, fine.
23:36And then we both were too dumb to talk to each other.
23:39So we just didn't really talk the whole night.
23:41And then it was awkward.
23:43So then we just kept each doing more poppers.
23:46It was the worst date ever.
23:48Anyways, after the bathroom, I just left.
23:49I ditched him.
23:50Oatmeal?
23:51Oatmeal is gross.
23:52What?
23:53What's wrong with you?
23:54You should only.
23:55Why are you eating it?
23:56You have teeth.
23:57Dude, you ran away from me.
23:58Yeah.
23:59I never even see oatmeal this close.
24:00Because it's gross.
24:01That's even crazier.
24:02How did you say the crazier thing?
24:03Glenny's observing you like it's some alien substance.
24:06Why'd you run away?
24:07It was crazy.
24:08Here, can I try a bite of it?
24:09Yes, you can try.
24:10I've never tried oatmeal.
24:11You guys are fucking idiots.
24:13It's crazy.
24:14This is insane.
24:15How did Glenny say the crazier thing out of the two of you?
24:17That is nuts.
24:18Wait for that like it was kryptonite and you were Superman or something.
24:21This kind of looks pretty good.
24:22It's good.
24:23I like it.
24:24I like rice.
24:25It's like similar to rice almost.
24:26What's wrong with you?
24:28It's fantastic.
24:30I can't believe you've never had oatmeal, dude.
24:33Glenny's got his sights open.
24:35I can't even look at it.
24:37There's no oatmeal allowed anywhere in my house.
24:40This is bad that you, now I know this.
24:42I just won't run away.
24:43I can keep running.
24:45If you ever bother me, I'm just going to get oatmeal.
24:50Glenny's making some right now.
24:51Oh my god.
24:52I don't want to not get work today.
24:53Can you pass me my laptop?
24:55This is crazy.
24:56Literally, if you had no teeth, it would make sense because it's so mushed.
25:00Wait, is Ria like not allowed to have oatmeal?
25:02No, no chance.
25:03Did she like oatmeal before knowing you?
25:05She likes oatmeal, but she can't have it.
25:06So it's gone now.
25:07You've ruined oatmeal for Ria.
25:09Ask her when she comes back.
25:10Ask her when's the last time she had oatmeal.
25:13Can I give you a little bite?
25:15You want me to fucking die?
25:17Yes.
25:18I want you to.
25:19No, I'd rather, I truly would rather face my kids.
25:23I'd rather nothing to do with that.
25:25My new obsession.
25:26No, no.
25:27Look at this, Marty.
25:30What is that?
25:31Get out of here.
25:32Stop that.
25:33Come on, talk about your nose.
25:34Oatmeal.
25:35Oatmeal?
25:36Is he scared of oatmeal?
25:37It's good.
25:38Are you legitimately afraid of oatmeal?
25:39Dude, he can't do oatmeal.
25:40I don't like oatmeal.
25:43Oh, it's just disgusting, dude.
25:45Especially the way Glen eats.
25:46The way he slops it around his mouth is going to be disgusting.
25:51I'm a little scared.
25:53Yeah, I'm a little scared.
25:54Time for another unboxing.
25:56Time for another unboxing.
26:02What could this possibly be, fellas?
26:04Oh, it's from Miss Riley Reed.
26:09How about that?
26:14What could be in here?
26:16Tell him he just got a fucking pocket pussy or something.
26:19Tell him he just got, like, a sex doll.
26:21It says, Riley Reed Four Loko 2024.
26:24I think I know what this is because we already did pockets.
26:26We're probably about this.
26:28It's fruit punch lube.
26:30Oh, okay.
26:31What a gift.
26:32My friends at Four Loko.
26:33Unbelievable.
26:34That's why I love Four Loko.
26:35It's the best drink in America and for reasons like this.
26:38And there's one more thing here.
26:40Is this a rag?
26:42I'm not going to say the word on TikTok, but is this a rag?
26:44I think it is.
26:45Thank you, Riley.
26:46Thank you, Four Loko.
26:48Thank you, Four Loko.