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00:00How in the world did I shock in a beer with Luke Combs in the cast of Twisters?
00:05Well, I'll tell you how right now.
00:08It's like how any other fairy tale starts. You say you're going to drink a beer every day,
00:12until you drink a beer with Luke Combs.
00:30We all knew this was in the bag when he did it with Waka Flocka, right?
00:50That was the turning point.
00:51On day 44, I was at the beer games with Waka Flocka, who was inebriated to say the least.
00:59I see him sitting on the couch. I think he was trying to take a nap, but I'm like,
01:02I got to get my moment here. This could be the one that takes it over the edge.
01:06So I asked Waka Flocka, hey, can I chug a beer with you?
01:10He's like, I'm not going to chug one, but you can do it. You know, I'll be in the video.
01:14So chug a beer. Well, I chug a beer. And he's, again, just not really looking anywhere.
01:20He just looked like he was looking at the space.
01:24Three. Chug that shit. Chug that shit. Chug that shit. Chug that shit. Chug that shit.
01:34That's all I need.
01:37Posted it that night. Luke Combs comments the next day. He says, how do we make this happen?
01:41A couple of days go by. I'm like, all right, I got Luke. You know, I think he's ready to go.
01:45I just tweeted at him a video of a compilation of the first 44 days.
01:49He quote tweets it and says, let's make this happen. Let's go.
01:53Move that to the DMs. And he sends me his manager's number and says, let's make this happen.
01:59You know how many Barstool dreams came true this past week, man?
02:02Cito, the chick's friend gets to go to Fiji.
02:06Dana beers in a little over a month, a little over two months in two cases of beers.
02:11Gets to chug a beer on stage with Luke Combs.
02:13You're flying to fucking Italy to become a male model.
02:16Everywhere you look, Barstool's making dreams come true.
02:19Like one gigantic make a wish.
02:21The Dana one was my favorite.
02:23So I get to the show and I coincidentally see Glenny Balls and Marty there who are just kind of doing their own thing.
02:30But Marty pulls me aside. He's like, dude, they have a surprise for you.
02:34I'm like, what the fuck? What do you mean surprise?
02:37So I look at my fiance. I'm like, should I ask what the surprise is or should I just like go with it?
02:42She's like, no, just like let it happen.
02:45Then my fiance taps me on the shoulder and she goes, oh my God, go take a picture with that guy right now.
02:51I'm like, who? She's like, just do it. Trust me.
02:54So I'm like, hey, can we get a picture?
02:56I don't know who you are, but nicest guy in the world.
02:59I had no idea who he was. We were just talking.
03:02And she's like, ask for a picture.
03:05And then he walks away.
03:08She's like, do you know who that was? I'm like, no.
03:11She's like, that's Glenn Powell. I'm like, I know that name.
03:14That's the guy with the Sidney Sweeney.
03:16That's the only reason I know who Glenn Powell is because of Sidney Sweeney, naturally.
03:20So the next morning I wake up and looked at Twitter.
03:23And I saw a tweet that was like, this is how you celebrate a release day.
03:28And it was just, this is how you celebrate Twister's release day.
03:31And I just sent a tweet about Twister's. I saw that.
03:34I was like, fuck yeah, more Twister's content.
03:36And I'm watching it.
03:39Is that Dana Beers in the background?
03:43He didn't know it was him. You know that?
03:45Yeah, I immediately texted Dana. And he's like, dude, I was disappointed at first.
03:49I was disappointed because I thought it was just going to be me and Luke.
03:52And I was like, who are these schmoes coming up here and stealing my shine?
03:56He said, quote, I thought I was the main attraction.
04:01We are about to walk out on stage.
04:04And they say, all right, you're walking out with Glenn Powell and these other two people.
04:09They said the names at the time, and I didn't know the names.
04:13At first, I was disappointed, which is insane to say.
04:17I was like, wait, I'm not the main attraction.
04:21I'm not the only one going out.
04:23But then my fiance is like, do you understand who you're going out with?
04:26You're going out with Glenn fucking Powell, who's like an A-lister right now.
04:29Like, okay, I trust you.
04:31So we go out, me and Glenn and Daisy and Anthony Ramos.
04:37And the place is going absolutely bananas.
04:40And to me, they're going bananas for Dana Beers, okay?
04:44For all intents and purposes, this is the Dana Beer show featuring a couple of random people.
04:50In my head at the time.
05:02One, two, three.
05:20So we do it.
05:22We drink a beer.
05:24Luke, I think he says finally to me.
05:26I said thank you.
05:28And it was electricity.
05:30Took a little side shotgun, if anyone saw that.
05:33And it was awesome.
05:35And then got off the stage, and then everyone was like, Dana, do you even realize what you just did with them?
05:40And I'm like, no.
05:42I thought it was the Dana Beer show.
05:44The fact that his tweet said apparently this is Glenn Powell.
05:48That also reads to me like you don't even know who Glenn Powell is.
05:52And then you didn't know.
05:54Dana knows beer and basketball rosters.
05:57We're on to the next one.
05:59This camp doesn't sleep, all right?
06:01We don't just take our winnings and celebrate.
06:04We are on to whatever's next.
06:06And I put up a poll, and I said who should be next.
06:09I said Taylor Swift, Tom Brady, John Daly, or Steve Austin.
06:16And it was neck and neck John Daly and Steve Austin.
06:19Yes, Stone Cold Steve Austin.
06:21I'm day four right now, so I think I got him in my back pocket.
06:26The only problem with Stone Cold is I don't think he's as much online as Luke Combs and his team.
06:31So it might be a little tougher to reach him directly, but I think I'll get him.
06:36One way or another, I'll get Stone Cold.
06:38We are going to enter an interesting space with him right now.
06:43This is already, he did it once, but it's already a thing.
06:46So he's going to be able to do this to anybody.
06:48He's going to strong arm anybody he wants into drinking a beer.
06:51Stone Cold's in the crosshairs right now.
06:53The minute that Dana just goes and gets a six-pack at Broken Skull Ranch.
06:56Broken Skull Ranch?
06:57Yeah.
06:58Stone Cold will do it.
06:59Okay, let's get this done, you know.
07:01So where does it end?
07:03If I can just strong arm people into drinking a beer with me for the rest of my life, I'll do it.
07:09No, I don't think I'll have that in sight ever.
07:11I think I'll just do this the rest of my life.
07:13Yeah, a little background I know.
07:15I do a show.
07:16I'm not sure if anyone knows, but we do a show with Justin Steele, best pitcher in the NL.
07:21All right.
07:22Welcome to Steele the Show with Justin Steele and Marty Mushfield.
07:27He's on the Cubs.
07:30I may or may have not said on the podcast that I should throw out the first pitch, but they asked me.
07:35They asked me.
07:36It came organically from them.
07:38They saw how cool and great I've been at Barstool.
07:41They're like, let's give this guy an opportunity.
07:44So, yeah, I'm throwing the first pitch against the Brewers on Monday.
07:48I'm a little nervous, Liam.
07:50I'm a little nervous.
07:51I don't know if I'm going to throw a strike.
07:52I haven't thrown a baseball in a while.
07:54I was thinking about throwing a curveball, but then people will be like, why do you throw it so slow?
07:57So I'm throwing a fastball.
07:59Do I bring a glove?
08:01Clemmer, would you bring a glove for your first pitch?
08:05No, right?
08:06No, but you might want to bring a glove in case you have to play catch beforehand.
08:10Because then I could be the 30-year-old at the stadium with a glove after.
08:15Behind the net where you don't get a fly ball.
08:18Yeah, I don't know.
08:19It's going to be interesting, though.
08:20I hope I throw a strike.
08:21I don't know.
08:22We're becoming a first pitch company now.
08:24Please welcome Craig Matej from Barstool Sports.
08:28Let's make some noise for Craig Matej.
08:37I got my mom and dad flying in, my brother and his wife.
08:42My uncle just came out of nowhere, bought tickets.
08:44My other cousin's coming now.
08:46None of them live in Chicago.
08:48This is a big ordeal for the Cahill family.
08:52Listen, I'll be a hero for them.
08:54If I do a 50 cent, just a bit outside, it'd be the most embarrassing thing of all time.
09:00Probably get shot in front of the family.
09:02But I'm not going to 50 cent it.
09:04No way.
09:05I'm a little nervous about it, though.
09:07I am.
09:08You don't want to bounce it.
09:10You don't want to do anything too shitty.
09:13And it's also Wrigley.
09:15One of the coolest things I'll probably ever do in my life.
09:17So, we'll see.
09:19My parents are definitely putting a lot of pressure on me.
09:21I'm just going to be on the mound.
09:23They might sign me after they see me throw.
09:25I have to throw a strike.
09:27And I'm going from the mound, too.
09:28No matter what.
09:29You hear me clapping?
09:30Make sure I say, just a few.
09:32Those are a lot of claps right there.
09:38That was pretty good, though.
09:44They look like a ball.
09:45You thought so?
09:46That was a ball.
09:48That's what you would have called it.
09:49It was a ball.
09:51It's very evident.
09:53What do you think about the velocity?
09:56I didn't see a radar gun.
09:57So, I just see a ball.
09:58It's a ball.
09:59It's a ball.
10:00It's a ball.
10:01It's a ball.
10:02It's a ball.
10:03It's a ball.
10:04It's a ball.
10:05I didn't see a radar gun.
10:06So, I just see a ball outside.
10:07You can throw it as hard as you want.
10:08It's a ball.
10:09It's a ball.
10:10I thought it was a good first pitch.
10:12The camera angle wasn't the greatest.
10:14But, it looked like it was right down the middle.
10:19So, Marty had told me he was doing it, obviously.
10:21Which is cool.
10:22And then, I kind of forgot he was doing it last night.
10:24So, opening up Twitter and seeing the Cubs tweet out a picture of Matt Marty Mush
10:28first pitch.
10:29Pretty insane.
10:30But, yeah.
10:31He didn't embarrass himself on the first pitch.
10:33And, that's really all you can ask for.
10:35I think it was fucking flat out disgusting that you wore a Cubs jersey.
10:39With your name on it, I know they probably gave it to you or you got it somewhere.
10:43Definitely, they gave it to me.
10:44You are not a Yankees fan.
10:46You're not a Yankees fan.
10:47You're not a fan of baseball.
10:49You're just like a guy that hosts a podcast.
10:51And, it actually makes me sick.
10:53It actually offends me on a...
10:55So, he's like a Mike Greenberg now?
10:57It's dirty.
11:00I'm embarrassed to admit that I thought more of you.
11:05As at least a fan.
11:07You ruined it.
11:08You're no longer a Yankees fan.
11:10That's a lie.
11:11That's not a lie.
11:12You talk about the Cubs so much.
11:14Do I have to?
11:15You don't.
11:16Not in conversation when microphones aren't going right here.
11:19Yeah, we talk about the Cubs.
11:20He's a Cubs fan.
11:21But, you're talking about them like a fan.
11:24Well, I like to be up on the team.
11:25You're a flip-flopper.
11:26It's gross.
11:27Do you want him to throw out the first pitch with a Yankees jersey on?
11:30No.
11:31What about this?
11:32They actually asked me to throw the first pitch out against the Yankees.
11:35I said no.
11:37Is that okay?
11:38No, it's not.
11:40He can wear whatever the fuck he wants, obviously.
11:43I don't really care in the end.
11:45But, he also can't call himself a Yankees fan if he wears more Cubs gear than Yankees.
11:49And, that's not how it works.
11:52He doesn't care about the Yankees.
11:54He just doesn't.
11:55And, I'm not wrong.
11:56The Cubs took care of me.
11:58They gave me a jersey.
11:59Everyone's upset that I wore a jersey.
12:01But, they have nothing to do with the Yankees.
12:04It doesn't matter.
12:05Sorry that everyone's upset that Maury Mosh is doing good in life.
12:09They're upset about it.
12:10But, hey.
12:11I threw out the first pitch.
12:12One of the coolest things I'll ever do.
12:13It was right down the middle.
12:15But, before I got there, Steele was supposed to catch it.
12:18But, he had to go home early that day.
12:21He got sick.
12:22And, he was like, they were like, oh, Clark is going to catch it for you.
12:26I'm trying to think who the fuck Clark is.
12:28It's the fucking mascot.
12:30Clark the mascot caught it.
12:32He's got this big ass goofy glove like this.
12:35And, he caught it like this.
12:36If it was a regular pitcher, he would have caught it like that.
12:38It was like 85 right down the middle.
12:40But, it was a fantastic time.
12:42And, I thought it was great.
12:43Everyone, they tweeted at me.
12:45They collabed with me on Instagram.
12:47Shout out to Cubs.
12:48I love the Cubs.
12:49Nothing to do with the Yankees.
12:51What did you think of Marty's first pitch, by the way?
12:55Good, except he's a Yankees fan.
12:58But, that's also coming from the guy who chugged beers with David Bocciari at a Bucs game.
13:02So, I can't really talk.
13:04But, I think he's like a good luck charm for the Cubs.
13:08So, it was a good throw, too.
13:10I think it was right down the middle.
13:11So, I'm happy for my guy.
13:12Good week for the Rocketmen.
13:14Good week for the Rocketmen.
13:15Do you care that Marty Mush wore a Cubs jersey as a Yankee fan when you throw the first pitch?
13:19No, I don't care about.
13:20I mean, you're what?
13:21Are you going to wear a Yankees jersey when you're throwing out the Cubs?
13:24Yeah.
13:25Now, why all our people throw out first pitches?
13:28I got no idea.
13:29The first pitch.
13:31Yeah, what?
13:32That used to mean something.
13:34That's what I'm saying.
13:35When I was a kid, it was like a star would throw out the first pitch.
13:37Yeah.
13:38Like, wow, here's, you know, Lionel Richie is throwing out the first pitch when I was a kid in the game or something.
13:42Lionel Richie.
13:43Well, I'm saying in the 80s.
13:44Now, it's Marty.
13:45Marty Mush, Frank.
13:46Who knows?
13:47Glennie's probably done one.
13:48I mean, yeah.
13:49I don't know.
13:50It's crazy.
13:51I've never done one.
13:52You've never thrown out a first pitch.
13:53Do you want to or no?
13:55No, not really.
13:56I don't think that's really never meant anything to me either.
13:59I know, like, back when I was on radio, guys would always make these pushes and do it.
14:02I guess, like, it's kind of cool before a playoff game or opening day.
14:06That's a little different.
14:07But just a random day when I don't want to, hey, we have Marty Mush on Tuesday and Dave Porto on Wednesday.
14:13That devalues me.
14:15That's true.
14:16It's good he striped it.
14:17I mean, he's a good athlete.
14:18Pretty sick.
14:19I mean, throwing out a first pitch is insane.
14:21I would love that.
14:23So, you know, he crushed it.
14:25Even though he's a Yankees fan?
14:27Yeah, no, no, listen.
14:28I was actually on the fence.
14:30I said this on Pick Central and it became controversial.
14:33I would throw out the first pitch for basically, as a Yankees fan, I'll say from my perspective,
14:37I would throw out the first pitch for basically anyone besides interdivision.
14:41So, obviously, no Orioles, no Rays, no Blue Jays, no Red Sox.
14:45I even said I would eventually do it for the Mets.
14:48People didn't like that.
14:49I've never had beef with the Mets.
14:51They're like a little brother, a little whatever.
14:53So, like, if the Mets, if Steve Cohen was like, hey, Ev, you want to throw out the first pitch?
14:56I'd be like, you know what, Stevie?
14:57Yeah, I'll come throw out the first pitch for you.
14:59So, I don't fault it at all.
15:00The Cubs have literally like zero rivalry with the Yankees.
15:03So, yeah, definitely fine.
15:06It's basically you sit there and you say don't talk until you see a player better than this.
15:15Nice to meet you.
15:16So, I'll explain that more.
15:22Bobby Okereke, elite linebacker.
15:25We're going to see if he plays a game that we play, as in Clemmer all the time and also Marty.
15:32See what he thinks about some other guys in the league.
15:34Get his perspective.
15:35It'll be nice to have a true athlete in here and see what they think.
15:38We'll see how it goes.
15:39You just said Marty Musch is not a true athlete.
15:41He's not going to like hearing that.
15:42You just insulted Marty.
15:43Well, we're talking about different perspectives here.
15:46We've got a multi-million dollar athlete that's more than just Marty.
15:49Marty's very athletic, but I think we can both say there's differences.
15:53Oh, I agree with you.
15:54I'm saying you're going to piss Marty off.
15:55You're absolutely right.
15:56This is, I don't know if you've met him.
15:57This is Chris.
15:58Hey, how are you doing?
15:59This is Bobby.
16:00Nice to meet you.
16:01Nice to meet you.
16:02You're a Stanford guy, right?
16:03Yeah.
16:04Why are you talking with a dumbass like this?
16:05This guy can barely read.
16:06Find a smarter friend.
16:07You should do it, yeah.
16:08So, yeah, this is basically, we'll sit here with me, you, and him.
16:12Yeah.
16:13And they'll be like, who's a faster linebacker?
16:16Speak when you see a player that is faster than Bobby O'Kerke.
16:19And if you see someone you think is faster than you, then you can say yes,
16:24or you can say no.
16:26And if we think someone's faster than you, we can say it,
16:28and then you can argue it.
16:29Fair enough.
16:30So you can check them right there if you want to.
16:31Fair enough.
16:32And we can pull out stats or whatever.
16:34Absolutely.
16:37I'm going to give up on the stats.
16:39I mean, I've got to give Devin White, what did he run, like a 4.43?
16:42Devin White's fast.
16:43What were you, 4.4?
16:444.58.
16:454.58.
16:46You know I'm a 4.62.
16:484.62.
16:49May I please?
16:50Yeah, go ahead.
16:51Can you read that?
16:52Go ahead.
16:53Go ahead.
16:54Go ahead.
16:55Go ahead.
16:56Go ahead.
16:57Go ahead.
16:58Go ahead.
16:59Go ahead.
17:00Go ahead.
17:02Can you read that?
17:03Just saying, when we're at the training camp, we might have to race.
17:08I don't know, have you slowed down since the 4.5?
17:10No, I've sped up.
17:11Sped up.
17:12I've sped up for sure.
17:14Imagine you tackling.
17:16No.
17:17What?
17:18No.
17:19I can't tackle anybody.
17:20Do you think you'd break his body tackling?
17:22Right?
17:23I'm also 44-year-old, an old man, and you tackle me.
17:27How much you weigh?
17:28I weigh 135.
17:29Who's the running back that's like really gotten you once or twice?
17:36Najee Harris.
17:37Najee Harris?
17:38Multiple times.
17:39Nope.
17:40I'd say like underrated.
17:41I feel like they bring it up on NBA podcasts.
17:42Like, he could go get you at any point, but like, it's kind of like, you don't know until
17:45you're there.
17:46I mean, Josh Jacobs, for sure.
17:47Yeah.
17:48Yeah.
17:49Yeah.
17:50Yeah.
17:51Yeah.
17:52Yeah.
17:53Yeah.
17:54Yeah.
17:55Yeah.
17:56Yeah.
17:58I mean, Josh Jacobs for sure.
17:59People talk about him, but one-on-one in a foam booth?
18:02He'll hit the floor with you.
18:06I do this series, right, where I face professional athletes at their position.
18:12So I, against you, I would be playing, I guess, like a slot receiver or maybe a running
18:17back out of the tight end.
18:18Tight end.
18:19Tight end.
18:20So I faced half-rival.
18:21All right.
18:22He's good.
18:23He's good.
18:24He's respected.
18:25Yeah.
18:26How do you think I did?
18:28Over his head, I was there.
18:31Who's the quarterback?
18:32The fourth string from the Steelers.
18:35Alright.
18:36So he's on the roster.
18:37You just got there.
18:38Solid, bro.
18:39I feel like...
18:40I mean, I feel like you were in his hip pocket.
18:42It was close.
18:43I was there.
18:44Yeah.
18:45So I've learned this, right?
18:46Tell me if I'm doing it right.
18:47Alright.
18:48So, you're a wide receiver.
18:49Yep.
18:50I'm the quarterback.
18:51Yeah, whatever.
18:52Gotta hit you right quick.
18:54For sure.
18:55The problem is I'm a little, you know, a little small.
18:57We'll hit a couple push-ups.
18:59That's just fucking ridiculous.
19:02Jesus Christ, dude.
19:04Can we do an arm wrestle?
19:06Yeah, let's go.
19:07Alright.
19:08Where can we put him?
19:11Alright.
19:12Bring it out.
19:13Yeah, bring it out.
19:19You wanna count it off?
19:20Yeah, count it off.
19:21Is it close?
19:22I feel like he's not even trying.
19:23I'm already losing.
19:24Alright, we'll go on three.
19:25My hand's getting swallowed up.
19:27One, two, three.
19:34Alright, that was close.
19:36Was it as bad as you thought?
19:38Nah, you had some good grip to start with.
19:40Alright, that's all I gotta take.
19:42That's all I gotta take.
19:43That was a fast pause.
19:45Alright, thank you.
19:46I appreciate you.
19:47Sure, bro.
19:49Seriously, I think it gives you like a, there's like character that it has.
19:53Obviously, I'm sure you wanna get rid of it, but there's more silver lining than you fucking realize.
19:57I've been trying to make lemonade out of lemons, but.
20:00I think that you gotta like start auditioning for movies or some shit like that.
20:05Yeah, just be like, uh.
20:07Like a Nucky Thompson type shit.
20:09Like you're fucking like a Bugsy Malone type of shit.
20:13I swear to God.
20:14Put on like one of those, like a Peaky Blinders hat.
20:16Yeah, I think that could play, bro.
20:18Did you ever make fun of him, B, when he was?
20:22I don't think about that.
20:23I don't think I have any receipts.
20:25I feel like they would've got pulled by now.
20:27Yeah, yeah.
20:28Like on a live stream or some shit like that?
20:29I definitely have about other things.
20:31I don't think I ever.
20:32Like I don't think I cast this on myself, but that's what you're.
20:35I don't think you did either.
20:36I don't think I ever made any comments about him.
20:39I was more mad about him stomping on Mr. Robinson or grabbing my ear crease.
20:42Yeah, yeah.
20:43Or grabbing his ankle.
20:44Knocking him, yeah.
20:45Yanking him out of there.
20:46I don't think I said anything about his face.
20:47But I think there is more silver linings than you recognize.
20:49And I think that even once it's gone,
20:51I think you've got to find a way to just like channel it so you can get these fucking movie roles.
20:55I can just like, yeah, pop back in.
20:57You promise?
20:58Yeah, I think so.
20:59I've been doing all the face exercises.
21:01Really?
21:02I mean, they say literally just go like this.
21:04Like mimic what your face would do.
21:07Yeah, what it used to do.
21:09Like do the, like, push the other one up.
21:11Because if I do it, I can't like, it just doesn't move.
21:14But like the eye works.
21:15Sort of.
21:16It doesn't close.
21:17It doesn't close.
21:18But like you see out of it.
21:19Yeah, I can see out of it, yeah.
21:21But you know what you should do, bro?
21:23Power slap.
21:25Yeah, that's what I should do.
21:27As long as they just hit one side, bro, power slap might be incredible.
21:31I'm trying to find silver lining.