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00:00Welcome to One Bite Pizza Festival presented by Tommy John.
00:30Welcome to One Bite Pizza Festival presented by Tommy John.
01:01Great day as always. Tried a bunch of pizza.
01:06Didn't have 21 slices like I did last year but still tried a lot.
01:09It was a big nerve-wracking day for me because I was introducing my parents to Dave for the first time.
01:15They wanted to come to Pizza Fest, they wanted to meet the boss man.
01:18How is it? What do we got going on man?
01:21My parents want to meet Dave and I'm extremely nervous about that.
01:24I've given them a script of things they can say and they can't say.
01:27Thank you so much. Thank you so much for giving my son a job and keeping him employed.
01:31You're the best. This is the best day ever. Things of that nature.
01:34I wanted to work in a kiss of his feet. They were a little hesitant towards that.
01:38But it's busy right now so I'm very nervous. Something I've never had before.
01:42Hey, this is Tommy and this is Tommy. I don't know where he gets it from.
01:49How would I ever know?
01:54Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:57Keep it coming.
01:58Great job.
01:59Alright.
02:01Oh yeah, I got one.
02:04Unbelievable. I think I could have picked that out for the whole crowd.
02:08Really? Look at me.
02:10But yeah, I think it went pretty well. It was a quick minute, minute 30 introduction.
02:14Dave was like, if I could pick anyone out here to be Tommy's dad, I knew it would be you.
02:18My dad wasn't sure if that was a compliment or an insult. I think it was probably an insult.
02:21But overall, quick in and out.
02:25Honestly, the guy they wanted to meet in addition to Dave was this guy.
02:28My parents, they were so upset to hear Glenny wasn't there.
02:31They're the biggest Sunny Balls fans in the world, outside of me.
02:34But yeah, overall, got through it okay, I think.
02:38I wanted to go.
02:41Way to kill the mood on stool scenes, Glenny.
02:43I know, I'm sorry.
02:45How did you get your parents into Dave? What did you have to do?
02:47You text Austin and be like, hey.
02:49Into Dave?
02:50How did you get into Dave?
02:51Say, hey, my parents want to meet Dave.
02:53No, I texted security Mike. I was like, where are you guys?
02:56I just waited until they were done.
02:58I remember last year, me, right? It was at Coney Island in a storm.
03:02Me, Glenny, and Trent were like, we got to let Dave know we're here.
03:05So we literally texted Mike, stalked him.
03:08The three of us just like waddled into his room.
03:11And he immediately said, you guys are doing this so you know I know you're here.
03:16That's exactly what we're doing.
03:18I'd say it went fine. I'd say it went job, mission accomplished.
03:21Thank you guys, everybody, for coming.
03:23Crazy. The crowd is crazy all the way back.
03:26But seriously, it's kind of incredible.
03:28Starting 10, 15 years ago, just eating one pizza and rating it.
03:32All the way to this is insane.
03:34And thank you to all the pizza places who are here.
03:37The best of the best.
03:39That's been the best part of this pizza festival is meeting all the pizza owners,
03:43small businesses, the grind.
03:45So again, thank you to everybody who's here.
03:47By the way, this is the biggest food festival in New York, which is insane.
03:51So again, thank you.
03:53Without you guys, we'd never be here.
03:55And especially thanks to all the pizza places.
03:57So enjoy and eat up.
04:00Hi.
04:02Yes, am I your first slice of the day?
04:05No.
04:06All right.
04:07All right, good.
04:08Also one of the most famous pizza reviews we've ever had.
04:11I know.
04:12Really, really good.
04:13I mean, everybody's good who's here.
04:16Tastes exactly like how it does in the shop.
04:18They do so good.
04:19It's crazy.
04:20You guys were not here last year, right?
04:23This is year one?
04:24All right.
04:25Excellent.
04:26Now, are you guys doing, this is like a full slice.
04:29Is it?
04:30Yeah.
04:31That's what I'm wondering if we're doing like regulation slices today or not.
04:35This felt like a real slice.
04:37Yeah.
04:38Oh.
04:41It's an eight slice.
04:42It's an easy eight slice.
04:43So good.
04:44Kind of a fire song right now.
04:47Is this Dante?
04:48She couldn't make it.
04:50Three, two, one.
04:53We need like the secret service to protect her.
04:55I know.
04:56She'd be swarmed.
04:57That's true.
04:58You need a beer?
04:59Yeah, I'll have a beer.
05:01We could do a Miss Peaches festival.
05:03No, but I thought it'd be too hot for her.
05:05Yeah.
05:06You want to take it?
05:07Yeah.
05:08Sorry, I don't want to spill it.
05:09No, that's fine.
05:10You know what?
05:11We love her and we need a festival.
05:14I'm not kidding.
05:15I know.
05:16That would be the biggest festival we've ever done.
05:20Where's Miss Peaches?
05:21Yeah.
05:22I need like secret security for her.
05:24She'd get overwhelmed.
05:25She's too popular.
05:27Where's Miss Peaches?
05:30She's too popular.
05:31I would have needed like the secret service to cover her.
05:34I know.
05:35But she gets overwhelmed.
05:36We need a peach festival.
05:38That's what we need.
05:39Her own festival.
05:40Hey, how are you?
05:41What's that?
05:42Sure.
05:43I got to go across though.
05:45Yeah, we got to go across these.
05:48Whoa.
05:49All right, which camera?
05:50There's 1,800 cameras over here.
05:52Excellent.
05:55These are what you make them on so they're crispy?
05:57Yeah, fucking A.
05:58Look at the bottom.
06:00Bottom sucks.
06:01Don't look at the bottom.
06:02Don't look at the bottom.
06:03Fucking A.
06:04I didn't even know.
06:05This is a surprise.
06:06I didn't know you were going to be here.
06:07Yeah, yeah.
06:08When it's a 50-year storm.
06:09We've never met.
06:10We met once in Miami for like 10 seconds.
06:12Where?
06:13At the food festival.
06:14Oh, yeah, yeah.
06:15One, yeah, yeah.
06:17You got to eat today.
06:1835 slices.
06:19That's awesome.
06:20It's all pizza management.
06:21It's like this bite, you got to watch out.
06:22Because it's like getting on a real sauce.
06:24Every bite.
06:25I had a mozzarella stick, stupid.
06:27Good mozzarella stick.
06:28It's cold, too.
06:29It's like, no.
06:30You got to keep it.
06:31Yeah, you got to limit the cheese.
06:32Very important decisions.
06:33Yeah.
06:34I got like eight hours at 35 slices.
06:36Good?
06:37It's a job.
06:38It's a job.
06:39It's a job.
06:40Well, I love it.
06:41I mean, it's the best pizza in the world, so.
06:43Walking back in America over here.
06:47Wait, what did I get?
06:48I don't remember.
06:49You gave an 8.2.
06:50That's a high number.
06:51Oh, all right.
06:52Yeah.
06:53You're complaining about an 8.2.
06:54You got an 8.1.
06:55You got an 8.2.
06:56You got an 8.2.
06:57What's up with that?
06:58Are you a YTM with?
06:59No.
07:00No, dude.
07:01No.
07:02He's a Y's ass.
07:03He is.
07:04He is.
07:058.2.
07:06Hey, daddy, let's get our frozen pizza.
07:07It's a failure for me, though.
07:08It's a failure.
07:09If it's not above a 9, it's a failure.
07:108.2 is an unbelievable score.
07:11I know.
07:12But people say, why'd you only get an 8.2, you know?
07:13Well, 8.2 is a monster.
07:14We appreciate you coming at all.
07:15No, no.
07:16It's great.
07:17It's great.
07:18No, this is great.
07:20You know what you're trying to do?
07:21You're trying to re-score?
07:22Nah, 8.2.
07:23It's a little one.
07:24It's a little one.
07:25You're trying to degrade me.
07:268.2.
07:278.2 is a monster score.
07:28You're not going to.
07:29No, I'm not getting bullied by the Y's.
07:30He's not a bully.
07:31He's not a bully.
07:33He's not a bully.
07:34He's not a bully.
07:35He's not a bully.
07:36He's not a bully.
07:37He's not a bully.
07:38The parties are a bully.
07:39She's the bully.
07:40Don't say that.
07:41Don't take that as a bully.
07:42When people ask me my favorite in the world, Sally is a lot of time, 90% is my answer.
07:46Is this slice going to live up to it?
07:48Is it close right now?
07:49Yeah.
07:50No, they're going to move back.
07:53They do?
07:54All right, perfect.
07:55I'll do it right here for you.
07:56Now, these are the ones I'm talking about.
07:59Yes.
08:00Sally's, look at that undercarriage.
08:01This is like when people say New Haven pizza.
08:03This is kind of the creme de la creme.
08:05You got them Pepe's.
08:06Lucardi is here.
08:07But these guys, Zoo Party, these guys are the best.
08:11This is also for you for us.
08:13This is one of our peels that we-
08:15Oh, I love this.
08:16Yes, this is for you.
08:17You guys have had good gift bags both years.
08:19I got like the card last year.
08:20Yeah.
08:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:23Sally's is the best.
08:24It's so good.
08:25Can I get you to sign one for us for our team?
08:27I love your pizza so much.
08:29Thanks, man.
08:30Sally's, who wants a slice of Sally's?
08:32Fresh out of the oven.
08:35I almost walked into the oven.
08:38I don't know.
08:44I feel like a pull-up pie is probably the most my speed
08:47as opposed to like a-
08:49Does that count as making a Sally's pie?
08:51I'm working here.
08:52I mean, you want the-
08:53I want the-
08:57That's a perfect-
08:58And then where you put it, just on here?
09:00That counts as a my pie.
09:04There it is.
09:05Avicii's right.
09:06One, two, three.
09:08Avicii's.
09:10No one tells me what that fucking chant is.
09:12I would have joined in.
09:14Yeah.
09:15Ready?
09:16One, two, three.
09:17Avicii's.
09:19The best.
09:21That was good.
09:25Thank you, bro.
09:26All right, we're here.
09:27We got the one bite.
09:29I've done like 30 slices of pizza right now.
09:32I eat food, but it's the best stuff in the world.
09:34My ZD brother Eddie's here.
09:36My ZD captain of the year, Dave, for running this thing.
09:39Absolute blast.
09:40Snack boys for life.
09:41ZD for life.
09:42Hey, how's it going?
09:43Yes.
09:44It's crazy out there.
09:45A lot of people here today.
09:46Get some pizza yet?
09:48Yeah, I got a couple slices here and there.
09:50Did you say hi to Dave?
09:51Yes, I did.
09:52How good?
09:53Yes, I did.
09:54All right, you have fun.
09:55All right.
09:56Are we keeping track?
09:57I got to eat 35 slices.
09:58Well, you guys are like one of my all-time favorites.
10:01That's an unbelievable undercarriage here.
10:03I don't know how they make the pizza so close to how it is in your shops.
10:07Spectacular.
10:08You guys have the best pizza.
10:10Spectacular.
10:11You were in the nines, right?
10:12I was in the nines too.
10:13It's like the top 1% of the top 1%.
10:16Yeah, thank you guys for coming.
10:17Yeah, thank you guys very much.
10:19Look at that undercarriage.
10:20The crisp, the same.
10:22That's what makes this festival different than any other food festival.
10:25The pizza tastes how it would if you were in their shop in New Jersey.
10:28The best.
10:29How's the pizza?
10:30It's unbelievable.
10:31Amazing.
10:32What are you trying right now?
10:33Di Lorenzo is one of the absolute.
10:34It's a 9.2, so it's like the top 1% of the 1%.
10:37This is the creme de la creme.
10:38This is the best of the best of the best.
10:40Undercarriage to perfection.
10:42I mean, look at it.
10:43Oh my, a thing of beauty.
10:44It is a thing of beauty.
10:45It is a thing of beauty.
10:46Amazing.
10:47Yeah.
10:48Lovely.
10:49Unbelievable.
10:50Unbelievable.
10:51And it's sunny this year.
10:52We didn't get a hurricane, so we're already ahead of the game.
10:53This is amazing.
10:54I looked like I was just on a safari last year.
10:55Now I actually look.
10:56Perfect day.
10:57You know, ready to eat some pizza.
10:59This is what it's supposed to be in September.
11:00Beautiful.
11:01Do you guys actually have any underwear here?
11:02Oh yeah, we have it in your.
11:03I put some in your.
11:04Trailer?
11:05Trailer, yeah.
11:06Oh, perfect.
11:07And we made a couple t-shirts for you too.
11:08Perfect, because I actually forgot underwear this trip.
11:10Perfect.
11:11So that works out for me.
11:12Yeah.
11:13That's amazing.
11:14So are you wearing Tommy John right now?
11:16Do you want the real answer?
11:17I didn't bring any underwear, so I have no underwear on right now.
11:20I forgot.
11:21Yeah, I forgot my underwear.
11:23Well, yeah, I'm free balling it right now, so that's not where you want to be.
11:27I forgot to pack underwear for the trip, but I have it in my trailer that I got to switch.
11:31How would you rate the underwear on the scale of pizza scale?
11:33Ooh, the underwear on the pizza scale.
11:35I'd go, it's like an 8.2 underwear, which is obviously a monster score, but yeah, I'm
11:40a huge Tommy John fan.
11:41Perfect.
11:42No, thank you guys.
11:43I just can't wait to put some underwear on.
11:44Yeah.
11:45You guys have one of the best bar pies in Mass.
11:48You had all the annoying kids.
11:51Oh, yeah, those kids were rats.
11:53Yeah, those kids were absolute.
11:55I love that sign, actually.
11:57Yeah, of course.
11:59Those kids were the worst.
12:01Thank you guys for coming.
12:02Yeah.
12:03Thank you for having us.
12:04Fresh out of the oven.
12:09Hot hot pizza.
12:11Hot pizza.
12:13You got me working.
12:14I know.
12:15Like Tommy John.
12:16I thought I got out of the pizza business.
12:20Take a couple seconds.
12:23Right out of the oven.
12:24Right out of the oven.
12:25Very hot.
12:29Give it a piece.
12:30Very hot.
12:31It's a person.
12:32It's a pie.
12:44Seriously, you've got to get in on this.
12:45Don't make me a towel.
12:50Beautiful.
12:51Beautiful.
13:11Beautiful.
13:13King of hot sauce for the one and only.
13:15The mozzarella and the pork ollie.
13:19Let's go.
13:20I can't believe this guy fucking hosted.
13:22I don't know, Mark.
13:23I want to bet.
13:24Hey, listen.
13:25I know who I want to win.
13:27I need him to step forward.
13:29The Maui.
13:30The Bowie.
13:31Get over here.
13:32Maui.
13:33Three Mauis.
13:34This guy just won a three month rent.
13:36Did you download the app?
13:38I'm downloading it, baby.
13:40You got a three year rent.
13:43That's fucking sick.
13:45Three months.
13:48Months.
13:52He said year.
13:53I'm checking in on that.
13:55Now, here's the deal.
13:56I'll pay for another month's rent if you can eat that thing in one shot.
13:59Sink it down your throat.
14:01Sink it down your throat.
14:04Sink it down your throat.
14:05How much is your rent?
14:07Ten grand.
14:082,200.
14:092,200.
14:10I'll fucking pay the full.
14:17Unless you lied on the rent, then that's off.
14:192,200 for a year.
14:21I misspoke.
14:22I think it's like 60 grand or something.
14:27Let's go.
14:28Let's go.
14:29One shot.
14:30And you ain't get no water.
14:31All right.
14:32Deep water on deck just in case he chokes.
14:36There's no way he can do it.
14:38There's no way he can do it.
14:41Awesome little mall.
14:42Let's whack it up.
14:43I'm broke.
14:44We don't have to pay rent.
14:46You can't get it in.
14:47You have to eat.
14:49Anyway, let's give it up for Maui Waui.
14:51For one month.
14:52One bite.
14:53Best of all.
14:54How you doing?
14:55The best pizzeria.
14:56Best one on earth.
15:09So these are all the officers that are assigned to work this detail today.
15:12Okay.
15:13And we just wanted to say thank you for what you did.
15:15The officers that you started with.
15:17And we wanted to present you with a t-shirt.
15:19I want to make sure.
15:20I'm Lori, by the way.
15:21I'm the executive officer here in the 2-5.
15:23Again, we love anything that's positive that comes to our neighborhood, for sure.
15:27But it's double the fact that you were so vocal in supporting us in such a terrible time of need.
15:33Not a lot of people do that.
15:35Not a lot of people do that.
15:36And these guys know it.
15:38They acknowledge it.
15:39And they just want to take a moment to say thank you.
15:40I appreciate it.
15:41I always have.
15:42You guys rock.
15:46Ooh, great undercarriage.
15:48You weren't kidding.
15:49I know.
15:51Yeah.
15:52I'm going to have to filibuster here for a second so I don't.
15:55No, you guys are a big hit.
15:59So good.
16:00I love your bar pie.
16:01Yeah.
16:02This is Bruce Springsteen's spot.
16:05We did.
16:06Yeah.
16:07I think we did.
16:08It was like one of the last we did before COVID shut down everything.
16:10Yeah.
16:11It was right when everything was going down.
16:13I remember that.
16:14Yeah.
16:16Yeah.
16:17Yeah.
16:18Yeah.
16:19Yeah.
16:20Because I was reading up on it.
16:21It was all over the walls.
16:22Yeah.
16:23All right.
16:24So we did this last year.
16:25Do you remember what you scored last year?
16:26I didn't do well.
16:27You testified.
16:28No, you did pretty well.
16:29But I.
16:30For being blindfolded.
16:31For being blindfolded.
16:32I think you did three out of five.
16:33Okay.
16:34I think I'll get them almost all now by looks.
16:35I know what everything looks like.
16:36Here you go.
16:37Here's number one.
16:38All right.
16:39So pizza one.
16:40One bite.
16:41One bite.
16:42One bite.
16:43One bite.
16:44One bite.
16:45One bite.
16:46Colony grill.
16:47Colony grill.
16:48Monty's.
16:49That's tough.
16:50That's a tough sign.
16:51All right.
16:52Number two.
16:53All right.
16:54Joe Gibbs.
16:55Joe Gibbs.
16:56Joe Gibbs.
16:57Joe Gibbs.
16:58Joe Gibbs.
16:59Joe Gibbs.
17:00Joe Gibbs.
17:01Joe Gibbs.
17:02Joe Gibbs.
17:03Joe and Pats.
17:04Joe and Pats.
17:05All right.
17:06Correct.
17:071 for 2.
17:081 for 2.
17:09By the way there's probably like four people in the country who can do what I'm doing right
17:10now, just on sight.
17:11All right.
17:12Number three.
17:13This is my favorite in the world.
17:14Your favorite in the world?
17:15I know what yours is.
17:16It's Pepe's.
17:17Pepe's.
17:18So they thought they cheated because I know what his favorite is, but that is a little
17:19thicker.
17:20Number four.
17:21Oh shit.
17:22All right.
17:23So Dante cheated, because I know what his favorite is, but that is a little thicker.
17:27Number four.
17:28Oh, shit.
17:29Ah.
17:30Oh, wait.
17:31I know what this is now.
17:44John's a bleaker?
17:45Correct again.
17:46All right.
17:47Last one.
17:48Brooklyn Square.
17:49Santillo.
17:50Oh, where is Al?
17:51Where is Al?
17:52Where's Santillo?
17:53I don't know.
17:54We should get him.
17:55By the way, shout out to Al Santillo.
17:56One of the legendary pizza guys in the world.
17:57Elizabeth, New Jersey.
17:58His shop burned down.
17:59You'll see all these people.
18:00Every cent that I made, I could have made a lot from this, I'm giving to Al to rebuild
18:01his shop.
18:02That is awesome.
18:03Everybody who bought a ticket, you're going to love it.
18:04You're going to love it.
18:05You're going to love it.
18:06You're going to love it.
18:07You're going to love it.
18:08You're going to love it.
18:09You're going to love it.
18:10You're going to love it.
18:11You're going to love it.
18:12You're going to love it.
18:18You're going to love it.
18:19You're going to love it.
18:20You're going to love it.
18:21You're helping rebuild Al Santillo's legendary spot in Elizabeth, New Jersey.
18:22That's great.
18:23He'll be back up and running.