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00:00Hi, how are you?
00:02How are you guys?
00:04I'm John.
00:06So this is what I was talking about when I said we got the
00:08set up to watch.
00:10The internet guy.
00:12I say you guys will look like they're internet guys.
00:14Terry fell asleep while I was cutting steak.
00:16No one will miss it.
00:18Eastern Michigan, Ohio, you gave.
00:20What? What are you going to do? Business.
00:22What are you talking about?
00:24Yes, because I was right.
00:26Yeah. What are you going to do? Business.
00:28I don't know what you're talking about.
00:32No.
00:34You were dead asleep there.
00:36Yeah, I know.
00:42Insane, man.
00:44When can you move in?
00:46Yeah, right? It's the
00:48golf simulator over there.
00:50Basketball court. Basically
00:52everything everywhere.
00:54This is better than anything I've ever seen in my life.
00:56You guys work here?
00:58Does anybody work here?
01:00Studio that we do. They do this show
01:02daily like the Yak.
01:04This is my kid, eh?
01:06Where'd this guy come from?
01:08You worked till 4 a.m. last night.
01:10You did? Jerry after dark?
01:12Jerry, John, nice to meet you.
01:14You seemed a little grumpy back there. I didn't want to bother you.
01:16Yeah, I money line
01:18a plus 4,000 team
01:20that stinks. Fell asleep.
01:22His basically entire identity is T.J. Watt.
01:24Oh, really?
01:26T.J. Watt. That's it. That's all I care about.
01:28You get Highsmith now.
01:30He's better.
01:32I know, but he's banged up now for a couple weeks.
01:34Did you say somebody's better than T.J.?
01:36No, I would never say that
01:38in front of him.
01:40What do you do here?
01:42I do a little
01:44bit of everything. I do some late night streams,
01:46but I watch
01:48Gambling Cave. We do streams there.
01:50Anywhere they need me. Do some videos.
01:52Got a couple gambling shows
01:54that I'm on. I love it.
01:56That's awesome. Yeah, it's the best.
01:58This is official, right? Official.
02:00Nice. Yeah, thank you.
02:02I think people are going to freak out. I think it's going to be big news.
02:04Oh, yeah. I watched your whole
02:06Guru Loves Football.
02:08Commander Steelers.
02:10Very adept. Oh, did you? Yeah.
02:12You were close to the final score.
02:14You know, we had some good
02:16success with the
02:18scores, but
02:20the money line is where I like to bet
02:22if I'm going to bet. I don't like to do this.
02:24I don't even really get into the spreads, you know?
02:26Yeah, that Steelers-Commander game.
02:28It was a hell of a game, wasn't it?
02:30Great game. Good back and forth.
02:32Russell Wilson, man, he's reinventing
02:34himself. Yeah, he is.
02:36He shows up. Aaron Rodgers hates him.
02:38Hates him? Hates him?
02:40Goddamn. I'm like,
02:42I coached against that guy twice a year.
02:44What the fuck? You don't like Mike Williams?
02:46You don't like anybody. 6-4 with speed like that.
02:48It's crazy. You know, for what?
02:50You see those two catch pickings made? Oh, yeah.
02:52He's crazy, though.
02:54Oh, man!
02:56Big fan of yours, man.
02:58John Green, man.
03:00Good to see you, man. What do you think of us?
03:02I can't even believe this.
03:04We've got like a D3 basketball facility.
03:06I'm telling you, man. I'm so excited.
03:08Welcome aboard. Thank you.
03:10I'm just kind of figuring
03:12what I'm doing. I don't even know what the hell I'm doing.
03:14It's going to be great. We've been doing it a long time.
03:16Don't worry. It's going to be great.
03:18You can beat me up, whatever you guys want to do.
03:20I'm just a little worried about you with your Bears right now.
03:22We've got to talk about that.
03:24I actually was thinking...
03:26It's the perfect time to talk.
03:28Drake May vs. Caleb Williams.
03:30He hates Caleb Williams.
03:32Yeah, everyone does.
03:34I'm defending the wall.
03:36This year for the Bears is very much like 2014.
03:38I was very upset at you.
03:40Because you were bashing Jay,
03:42and you wouldn't say anything bad about your friend Mark Trussman.
03:44I remember tweeting being like,
03:46yeah, you're bashing Cutler.
03:48And I was like,
03:50Groom won't say shit about Mark Trussman.
03:52What the hell?
03:54I'm friends with Jay, so we had a friend off.
03:56Was that the New Orleans Saint game?
03:58It might have been, yeah. It was bad.
04:00He threw a go around over here to the left.
04:02And he's still looking.
04:04And the free safety is just going right with his eyes.
04:06Sorry for being a little critical.
04:08You know, Dan.
04:10Cutler's your guy, right?
04:12But yeah, the Bears are a mess.
04:14They're a mess.
04:16Kids gotta be a good player.
04:18You said you didn't like them.
04:20But the organization is a mess.
04:22I just don't know if he can play in this shit weather.
04:24The organization is a mess. You know that.
04:26They don't hire football guys.
04:28They would never hire you because you're too much of an alpha.
04:30They got a good defense.
04:32But the coaches, there's no accountability.
04:34Packers are in town.
04:36Yeah, I know.
04:38I know. I have to convince myself
04:40Shane Waldron was all the problems.
04:42That's the only way to get up.
04:44Well, they fired an offensive coach last year.
04:46Yeah. Luke Getzey and Shane Waldron.
04:48Both Matt Iberfluss hires.
04:50Both of them have been fired this year.
04:52The only two guys.
04:54It's like your show, man. Next guest.
04:56It's bad. It's bad.
04:58When you look at the nine sacks, though.
05:00It's not all him. It's not all the offensive line.
05:02No, he's holding on to the ball too long.
05:04Holding on to the ball a long time.
05:06And the receivers aren't open.
05:08The play is sometimes a great play
05:10because it's the only play.
05:12But the problem is, they coached all the aggressiveness out of him.
05:14He hasn't thrown a pick in like six weeks.
05:16I want a quarterback that throws interceptions.
05:18I do.
05:20Brett Favre?
05:22Not Brett Favre, but I want him to take shots.
05:24If you throw a pick down the field, you can live with that.
05:26Josh Allen, he's going to throw a couple picks.
05:28You take him all day.
05:30Didn't you say a few years ago
05:32that the Packer-Bear game was your Super Bowl or something?
05:34Well, no. Actually, it's sadder than that.
05:36It's when the Packers lose in the playoffs.
05:38It's my Super Bowl.
05:40I remember Will Compton busting your balls.
05:42It's not even the Bears-Packers.
05:44It's when the Packers lose.
05:46That's my Super Bowl.
05:48Shit, they went over to London.
05:50They looked so good against Jackson.
05:52That's when all the texts were coming in.
05:54Like, oh, have you seen this London game?
05:56They don't fucking target him.
05:58What are you seeing on the tape?
06:00Why aren't they targeting him?
06:02I don't know.
06:04Good to meet you, man.
06:06I got a lot of people I know love you.
06:08I'm so pumped.
06:10I'm so pumped to have you here.
06:12Che's on his way.
06:14We've built up Che too much.
06:16Steve and Che.
06:18We'll give you the full tour.
06:20I can't even believe this place.
06:22It's pretty crazy.
06:24This is like a freaking fantasy world for me.
06:26We had a QB competition yesterday.
06:28It would have been good if you were here.
06:30You guys just did it?
06:32Actually, Tate's doing a good job.
06:34He's taking over stool strips.
06:36Do they still do that show?
06:38What?
06:40The quarterback skills thing?
06:42I think they brought it back for the Pro Bowl.
06:44You know the show?
06:46I had to announce that.
06:48One time they had a drone dropping balls out of the sky
06:50and the punt returners were catching them.
06:52They played dodgeball.
06:54Yeah, they do all kinds of things.
06:56This is the 80s.
06:58We got a full kitchen.
07:00We got a guy who cooks.
07:02Really, really good cook.
07:04He does cooking videos.
07:06You tell me what you want for lunch tomorrow.
07:08He cooks it for you.
07:10And then you guys do a video.
07:12It's great.
07:14You're a lot bigger in person.
07:16What are you, 6'3"?
07:18Dave's a little shorter, do you think?
07:20Yeah, Dave's a little shorter.
07:22Jerry's the shortest.
07:24Did you see the banner, by the way?
07:26No.
07:28We made fun of him so much about it.
07:30Because it was the AFC finalists.
07:32He put up a banner for finishing second place.
07:34He gave it to you?
07:36Yeah, he gifted it to us.
07:38It's pretty funny.
07:40Just woke up, this whole thing.
07:42This is freaking awesome, man.
07:44I gotta figure out what to do with it.
07:46What to do with it, yeah.
07:48It's on Google Maps.
07:50It says it's open at 10 a.m.
07:52I gotta get a picture of this.
07:54This is absolutely sickening.
07:56One interception.
07:58One sack.
08:00Finish this career with Raiders.
08:02We'll watch the game tomorrow night.
08:04Which will be great, because our producer's an Eagles fan.
08:06And then PFT, obviously, is a Commanders fan.
08:08This is great. You guys are beautiful.
08:10This is the live YouTube show.
08:12So we do a two-hour live YouTube show every day.
08:14Might have to have you do the gauntlet tomorrow.
08:16What is that?
08:18I'll explain it to you.
08:20Cam Newton did it.
08:22Everyone who comes in does it.
08:24Pretty good.
08:26You wearing Creed, Dan?
08:28No, I think he is.
08:30You wearing Creed?
08:32He's a big cologne guy.
08:34You like Creed?
08:36I do. Very good.
08:38Very expensive, but very good.
08:40Oh, it's so perfect.
08:42It's kind of awkward.
08:44You know what other men smell?
08:46Hey, wow, you're wearing Creed.
08:48I made a good friend up in Chicago
08:50named Jerry.
08:52We went back to the Langham Hotel
08:54smelling each other.
08:56This is great.
08:58Cool spot, right?
09:00It's amazing how life works.
09:02Do you think we should have
09:04Sheffer and Rappaport break this before we do
09:06and then we follow?
09:08We could. Ask them.
09:10Yeah.
09:12Would you want them to tweet the video first?
09:14Or just
09:16report it?
09:18We can do a video after.
09:20Coach Gruden,
09:22he was fired by the Bucks.
09:24Couldn't win.
09:26He was fired by the Raiders.
09:28Now he's with Barstool.
09:30He can ruin another team.
09:34He's in.
09:36Was he surprised?
09:38Yeah, he's like, really? John Gruden?
09:40What did he want to say?
09:42Five years, $130 million.
09:45I didn't meet all you guys yet.
09:47I'm sorry. I'm John. Hank.
09:49Nice to meet you. My pleasure.
09:51We hired Hank.
09:53He sent in a resume from a college that didn't exist.
09:55This guy right here.
09:57It was a fake college.
09:59It existed when I went there for a year.
10:01Did you make up the name?
10:03It got decredited by the time I applied.
10:05I fired him.
10:07He just kept showing up.
10:09Now he's like a suit.
10:11What's the attire around here?
10:13You guys have a little dress code?
10:15No.
10:17I can tell.
10:19Are you enjoying the content game, coach?
10:21Learning.
10:23It's a crazy frontier out there, isn't it?
10:25I'm anxious to meet some guys
10:27that can help me.
10:29I got some ideas.
10:31Where's Steve Che?
10:33Has he been a Bucks fan his whole life?
10:35So he was a fan when they won the Super Bowl?
10:37Gruden is his hero.
10:39Legit.
10:41Legit.
10:43Hero.
10:49Great to meet you, brother.
10:51How are you doing?
10:53Great to see you.
10:55I heard a lot about you.
10:57You got me a long time ago.
10:59I got a whole new wardrobe for you, brother.
11:01You're a big influence in my life.
11:03Really?
11:05I read your book a couple years ago.
11:07I don't read books.
11:09I do.
11:13When you started the YouTube thing,
11:15I've been here
11:17eight years.
11:19I don't really refer people.
11:21I told him that you...
11:23I texted him.
11:25I was like, hey, John Gruden might be a free agent.
11:27This might be a guy we can get.
11:31He's like, you're three weeks too late.
11:33We're already talking.
11:35I yelled in my car.
11:37Did you call me and say that?
11:39I told you the day before.
11:41You're wearing this guy.
11:43We got to get this guy.
11:45He's a whiteboard.
11:4780k views in a day.
11:49Do you watch the whiteboards?
11:51Every one.
11:55I've been a fan
11:57since before you got there.
11:59Why did you become a fan?
12:01My dad is from Hong Kong.
12:03We live in New Jersey.
12:05He watches the Jets and the Giants
12:07and the Yankees and the Mets.
12:09He just roots for whoever is doing good.
12:11I don't like that.
12:13I wanted a team.
12:15You're with them at the highs or with them at the lows?
12:17I like their logo.
12:19They're fun in video games.
12:21Can you name any of our starting offensive linemen?
12:23Of course you can.
12:25Kenan Walker, right tackle.
12:27Todd Stusie, left tackle.
12:29Roman Oben.
12:31Cozy Colman.
12:33That's impressive.
12:35Kerry Jenkins, 71.
12:37He was a tough motherfucker.
12:39He was, man.
12:41That's impressive.
12:43Brandon Walker, good to see you.
12:45Nice to meet you.
12:47Let's do it.
12:49He's the best.
12:51I move the Z here.
12:53This is a decoy.
12:55Z is going to run it over.
12:57Decoy.
12:59We got a shallow cross right here.
13:01Take that off of there.
13:03Just put the motion going over there to connect.
13:05You know what I mean?
13:07I couldn't tell whether you were doing the video
13:09or you just went off on your own.
13:11Mike Alstott, short yardage play.
13:13Andrew Luck ran this play at Stanford.
13:15Andrew Luck threw a pick six on this play
13:17against USC.
13:19Throwing it back side.
13:21I busted his balls on it.
13:23It went viral.
13:25They didn't have Z over.
13:27They had this guy run a lightning or something
13:29on the back side.
13:31He threw a pick six.
13:33I made fun of him.
13:35It went viral.
13:37It was like the discovery
13:39of Spider 2 Live United.
13:41Do you know the play, Steven?
13:43Can we change this so it's wrong?
13:45Because you've got to come in
13:47and be disgusted.
13:49Be like, this is all wrong.
13:51He only drew up one defensive player.
13:53If you can call Spider 2,
13:55why shit yourself?
13:57It wouldn't help
13:59if you had a defense.
14:01I wasn't expecting a guy to draw the play like that.
14:03I said, do you have a play?
14:05He's like, I got the play.
14:07He smiles like you're bragging.
14:09I expected you to know the play.
14:11Don't worry.
14:13We got it on Viva TV.
14:15You got it right the first time.
14:17You guys want to learn some football here?
14:19Spider 2.
14:21The Y runs a banana route.
14:23Does it look like a banana to you guys?
14:25Exactly.
14:27The fullback is going to bluff
14:29the defensive end and he's going to be in the flat.
14:31That's where I want the ball thrown.
14:33Knock on wood if you're with me, everybody.
14:35Let's pound the rock.
14:37Let's go.
14:39Let's get a little flip right
14:41double X jet, 36 counter,
14:43naked waggle at 7, X corner.
14:45Scattered a triple right after right.
14:47Jet X stick, Z flash.
14:49Look forward to working with him.
14:51That was awesome.
14:53I can't believe you know that play like that.
14:55I'll see you guys first thing in the morning.
14:57Thank y'all.
14:59If he hired me
15:01eight years ago and you're like,
15:03hey, what do you hope to be doing
15:05in eight years, it'd be this.
15:07I'm fucking drawing Jon Gruden's favorite play for him.
15:09How sick is that?
15:11To the airport, he had to take a piss,
15:13walked in, that's how he dropped his bat.
15:15Just in the middle of the...
15:17He's going to be a fucking star with us.
15:19People forget he was
15:21the best announcer
15:23going for a decade.
15:25That's the part that
15:27it's not like, oh, well, he'd be good at media.
15:29He was the best at media.
15:31And he wants to watch these.
15:33He wants to work.
15:37Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
15:39What are you doing? It's halftime.
15:41Now it's my time to score.
15:43You don't need to be watching the game. Here, take this.
15:45Get off your ass. Come on, let's go have a catch.
15:47Will do.
15:49Code Red, Baja Blast.
15:51Down, set, do.
15:55Leaving me open.
15:57It's a Mountain Don't.
15:59With bold and refreshing citrus flavor,
16:01Mountain Dew has something for everyone.
16:03They've got the original, they've got the Code Red,
16:05they've got the Baja Blast, they've got the Voltage.
16:07The Mountain Dew will get you off your ass.
16:09Make sure you're doing the dew.
16:11The mountain's calling. Do the dew.
16:15Got mic'd up for advisors
16:17Howie Feiner said a lot of blasphemy
16:19about my name last week
16:21and his day of reckoning is coming.
16:23I've got a few words to say to him still.
16:25I think Howie Feiner's rolling over in his grave
16:27after what he said about me last week.
16:29You don't come with the king in the south
16:31and mess like he did.
16:33Brainwalkers and they're doing stats
16:35so how do you start throwing some ricochets in the middle of it?
16:37Stu's good at playing along with it
16:39but like
16:41getting physical.
16:43Headlock, push,
16:45he usually sells
16:47that stuff.
16:49We'll have you
16:51wait outside on your phone
16:53because I'll just have to text you ready
16:55but
16:57what we could do
16:59is have you come in and
17:01kick out Brandon.
17:03Go at Brandon a little bit
17:05and then I got a stat and then
17:07look at that camera like you're sitting at the stats table
17:09and then do your rant that way.
17:11And yeah, I think just
17:13and then stand up
17:15and then that's when you can just like go crazy
17:17smash him up, push him.
17:19I feel like that was as simple as could be
17:21and I'm excited to see how it gets misinterpreted.
17:23Mincy!
17:25I choked Stu.
17:27You see that new pitch he's going at?
17:29I was going to say
17:31AKU but I didn't want to
17:33out you.
17:35Stu, Stu.
17:37What happened was I was dominant in the first round.
17:39The second round started and I put
17:41my life savings on the Giants and then put
17:43my life savings on the Jets.
17:45That's how bad I choked.
17:47Did anyone you know do that?
17:49It was the first time I got ass raped by myself.
17:51Where's Jerry? We're doing the show right now.
17:53Where's Jerry? We're burning material.
17:55Don't talk to me for the rest of it
17:57until we start. No more talking.
17:59Laughing.
18:01Laughing.
18:03Laughing.
18:05Laughing.
18:07We've been doing this show for
18:09seven years and we're acting like rookies.
18:11I've got a 90 to 120 minute
18:13comedy set tonight and I'm not burning anything.
18:15I have so much.
18:17Also, that is not
18:19120 minutes.
18:21It's going to be seven hours.
18:23It can't be because we have a meet and greet afterwards
18:25then we have Q&A
18:27and I have an 8B burning a hole
18:29in my pocket that I can't do until after the show.
18:31Do you remember when
18:33VHS, when Braveheart was
18:35double VHS? I said to everyone
18:37yesterday, I was like, this is going to be a double
18:39VHS, maybe triple VHS, Stu
18:41Fighter comedy. Are you coming tonight? I can't.
18:43Are you coming tonight?
18:45Where?
18:47The Laugh Factory. 120 minutes of me
18:49talking. Telling my life
18:51story. Ash, you there tonight? You know what? No.
18:53We can't burn this anymore. Stop.
18:55You already burned his best joke.
18:57Two hours and 20 minutes
18:59without them saying a word, they
19:01said, Stu, we got to stop because I got to piss.
19:03I might go for four hours. Hey Jerry.
19:05How the
19:07fuck did you fuck up? I bet 10,000
19:09on you to bail out of my weekend. What do you mean?
19:11You choked. Choked what?
19:13The football contest. How the fuck did
19:15Nance go against Titus? Are you
19:17fucking me? Come on. Stop your shit.
19:19I brag to everyone
19:21even though you have Will Compton,
19:23you tell LaJuan, you're business nasty.
19:25I say you're the greatest athlete
19:27here by far. You
19:29find a way. Why couldn't you find a way?
19:31I don't know. No, no, no.
19:33That doesn't work for me. Why? I got a bad shoulder.
19:35It's independent
19:37of you. You were risen above
19:39that. Get out of here.
19:41Not him. He's not getting out of here.
19:43No. I don't get out of here.
19:45Oh no.
19:47Let's go!
19:49I got something to say. Okay.
19:51Last week, Stu Feiner,
19:53you came in here. Sit down.
19:55You said some horrible shit about me.
19:57And all I'm doing is handing out winners.
19:59I'm the hottest gambler in Barstool right now.
20:01And Stu Feiner, you're damn sure better.
20:03You come in to keep yourself. You can't
20:05miss like that. Oh!
20:07Oh!
20:09Oh!
20:11Oh!
20:13Mince is a man.
20:15He broke his neck.
20:17He broke his neck.
20:19He's doing push-ups.
20:21He's doing push-ups. Good job, Mincey.
20:23That's the Boos King.
20:25Benjamin Mince, that's the Boos King.
20:27Great referral program.
20:29Great referral program for draftees.
20:31You're about to pump up a ball. Do you have to
20:33wet the needle in the hole?
20:35No? I've never heard that.
20:37As someone that has pumped up
20:3950,000 basketballs in my lifetime,
20:41that's exactly what you do. You don't have to do that.
20:43I know it's like a thing,
20:45but it's not that hard to just
20:47put it in.
20:49There's something that I feel very confident in
20:51that I'm right and they're wrong, and that is
20:53how to pump up a ball.
20:55I can't grip the ball.
20:57You need to get a glove.
21:01It does work.
21:03And now it's fine.
21:05But listen,
21:07better be safe than sorry.
21:09If you lube it up, it goes in easier. That's a fact.
21:11That's a fair statement.
21:13I just don't think it's worth licking the needle.
21:15Ah, yeah.
21:17I feel like I'm in a dream sitting here with you guys.
21:19Jerry,
21:21when we start talking about the Steeler game,
21:23come over and sit by me, man.
21:25I'll keep an eye on you.
21:27I'm excited for the start.
21:29Yes.
21:31Very.
21:33Start of the show?
21:35I'm excited for the start of the show.
21:37Just get going, talking football.
21:39Go.
21:41I bet when you do your little smirk,
21:43it scares me a little bit.
21:45No, I'm excited.
21:47Why are you doing that?
21:49I'm excited for the start of the show.
21:51Me too.
21:53Welcome to the Pro Football Show Week 11.
21:55Dave is here for Will, because Will just had another baby.
21:57Bigger news,
21:59John Gruden, officially the newest
22:01varsity sports employee.
22:03Coach.
22:05I've had some good teams before,
22:07but this is a great team.
22:09I'm honored to be here.
22:11Do you want to
22:13quickly grade some of our employees?
22:15Grade them?
22:17We'll have them line up and walk in.
22:19Walk through and you can just tell us
22:21if you could win with them or not.
22:23There's no question I can do a good job.
22:25All right, sit down.
22:27How's the first day going?
22:29I've got to be honest with you.
22:31I'm pretty nervous.
22:33Why?
22:35You're John freaking Gruden.
22:37I don't know what I'm doing,
22:39but I love it.
22:41I feel the...
22:43It's like a man cave
22:45on steroids.
22:47It's the weirdest place I've ever been.
23:09Oh, yeah!
23:11I knew there was going to be a butt crack in there.
23:15You need some good
23:17crack for your D alignment.
23:19Just tell me your favorite route that you run
23:21when you're in the slot.
23:23Jerry, 5'5", fullback.
23:25What's your vertical?
23:27Let's show it.
23:29Yes!
23:31...
23:33...
23:35...
23:37The landing is definitely a reject.
23:39He's out.
23:41Can you just touch your toes
23:43and show me your flexibility?
23:45Flexibility is a big part of it.
23:47Oh!
23:49Definitely put them on the...
23:51All right! We got one!
23:53How would you cover Kelsey on an option route?
23:55Mike linebacker
23:57in the middle. Have the cornerback
23:59kind of fade in and let the safety
24:01take the guy on the outside.
24:03That's some of the biggest bunch of bullshit.
24:05Get him out of here!
24:07What would you do
24:09if you were a defensive end
24:11playing left defensive end?
24:13How would your stance look?
24:15No, he's out. Let me see your three-point stance.
24:17He's out. Do a little
24:19W drill like you're a DB.
24:21Just backpedal nice and easy.
24:23Five yards. Come up five yards.
24:25Go back five yards.
24:27Use your arms. Use your arms a little.
24:29There you go.
24:31That's not bad.
24:33Is he in?
24:35Let's keep Mitzi alive.
24:37I tried out for the University of Florida
24:39football team four times.
24:41I've never played football.
24:45I wrote down on the sheet
24:47RB slash FB slash special teams.
24:49Run up here under control.
24:51Break down.
24:53I'm taking.
24:55That's it.
24:57I like that. Let's take a five-step
24:59drop. Hitch one time
25:01and throw a curl to your left.
25:05That's pretty damn good.
25:07You're in. I want him.
25:09Kick out block.
25:13That's my first round draft.
25:17Let me see your throwing motion.
25:19That's what's really important.
25:21Just drop back to pass. Throw it to your left.
25:23Very nice.
25:25Let's go, Megan.
25:27Let's go.
25:29This is so great.
25:33This is awesome.
25:35You got him. He's in.
25:37Get in your stance and run a spider
25:39to wide banana. Run the banana
25:41to your right. Let's see it. Go.
25:45Got to have him.
25:47Let's go, Danny.
25:49Your job is to
25:51pull around the horn between these
25:53bar stools and block the inside
25:55linebacker.
25:59There you go.
26:01I won a Super Bowl
26:03out in China with the Shanghai Warriors.
26:05I was also the defensive coordinator
26:07for the Ugandan football team
26:09where we went 0-2 versus Kenya.
26:11Really?
26:13That's all true, by the way.
26:15Donnie brings football worldwide.
26:17He's definitely on the ball club.
26:19You want me on your team.
26:21I don't like her attitude.
26:23Injured reserve.
26:25Out.
26:27Start that pedal.
26:29When I put you, you turn that way.
26:31When I go like this, you come back towards me.
26:37Got to have him.
26:39That's a hell of a job right there.
26:41Excellent. Move laterally here quickly.
26:43Back.
26:45We need him.
26:47That's what I played in high school, coach.
26:49That's what I played in high school.
26:51Let's just back up and right on that
26:53red line. Let's get in a four-point
26:55stance.
26:57Let's fire off the
26:59ball and shoot your hands.
27:01Fire off.
27:03Wait.
27:05He's stuck.
27:07That boy's stuck.
27:09Set up.
27:11Go.
27:13Oh, yeah.
27:15Did you guys feel haloti natari?
27:17A little bit.
27:19Okay.
27:21All right.
27:23Is that it?
27:25All right. Coach, that was fun.
27:27Thank you, coach.
27:29That was incredible.
27:31I appreciate it all.
27:33Oh, man.
27:35I got to go work with my team.
27:37I'm concerned. We're definitely going to have to have
27:39double days. We got a lot of work to do.
27:41I did not know
27:43you did that. That is freaking
27:45awesome, man. Thank you, man. I appreciate it.
27:47We could use you out there.
27:49The Ugandan team could use you as a coach.
27:51I just had the team from Dresden,
27:53European Football League. Oh, yeah.
27:55I saw you're out in Europe.
27:57I didn't go there. The Milan
27:59seamen came in, and then I had
28:01the Dresden team come over for a couple
28:03hours the other day.
28:05Oh, shit.
28:07Get up there, Titus.
28:09Go. Go. Go.
28:11Go. Go. Go.
28:13Coach, you forgot your hug.
28:15Hey, thank you.
28:17John Gruden's our
28:19co-worker. That is crazy.
28:21That's insane.
28:23He's the man. He's our co-worker.
28:25Oh, what a
28:27fucking dude.
28:29Nice meeting you. I'll get back here
28:31tonight for the game. See you guys.
28:33I'll see you.
28:35Jerry's struggling with the work, guys.
28:39Vertical. Yeah, vertical's bad.