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00:00So what's this? Election overview.
00:02Yeah, there you go. That's the one for the-
00:03But should we get JNN on this?
00:05Alright, election overview. Do I do a new tab?
00:07So what do I do for the title?
00:08What is an election overview? No, right?
00:10No, no, no. So go to your notes there.
00:12It's in different sections.
00:14That's gonna be crazy.
00:15It's not gonna be crazy.
00:16But how do I- I don't- I wanna paste this.
00:18Cause these are my notes already.
00:19I'll do this. I'll do factors likely to impact the outcome.
00:22Yeah, I think you can copy and paste from your phone to your laptop there.
00:24What?!
00:25Yeah.
00:25Factors likely to impact...
00:29Impact?
00:30Yep.
00:31Outcome.
00:32There you go.
00:33Should I do it in a capital O? Yeah, right.
00:35Yes, everything in your title should be capital O.
00:37And then how do I do the copy paste?
00:39So drag down whatever you wanna put on there.
00:40I wanna put this whole thing on there.
00:41So hit copy.
00:42Copy.
00:43And then click command V.
00:45Command V.
00:47Nope, your laptop's not connected.
00:49No shit, it's not connected. I knew that.
00:51I'll email it to you.
00:52Why email? You put it in there.
00:54Your thing's connected.
00:55You know what I mean?
00:56You got the access. I don't got the access.
00:58You say I don't know how to do a PowerPoint.
01:00Jerry, Jerry, you...
01:01This is not a PowerPoint.
01:02I needed to copy and paste it into there for you.
01:04You had that issue with the other one in the States.
01:06What are you doing?
01:07I'm making it smaller so you can look at it.
01:09Okay, that's good.
01:10Now how do I get... Oh, look at this. Look at this.
01:12This is what I'm talking about. Now why is that there?
01:14You can type it all in and then change the size after.
01:17That'll make it easier.
01:18Dude.
01:19When was the last time you think you did a PowerPoint?
01:21Never. Lucas, it's doing it again.
01:23I can reformat it after for you.
01:25Climate is a topic?
01:26How is climate a topic?
01:27Climate's a big issue.
01:28It doesn't even snow anymore.
01:30That's the issue.
01:31More.
01:33Jerry, I think you actually are a liberal.
01:35You just don't know.
01:36I'm a liberal?
01:37I think so.
01:38Buddy, I'm one of those so far right guys
01:41that I don't even know what I'm talking about.
01:44I just know I'm right.
01:45Did it again. Did it again.
01:47Dude, this is so far.
01:49Boom.
01:51Okay, and then that has to get spaced down.
01:53Why is it going to that?
01:54Dude, do you see what's going on here?
01:56Look, it's not even going on the thing.
01:58That's what happens. See what I mean?
01:59The thing that's fucked up are my notes.
02:01I have the key victory for Trump.
02:03I don't have the key victory for Kamala.
02:05Keys to victory for Donald J. Trump.
02:16Keys to victory for Kamala.
02:23H-A-R-R-I-S?
02:25There's two S's.
02:26No, one S.
02:27H-A-R-R-I-S?
02:28Yeah.
02:29Okay.
02:30I don't even know how to use a laptop, dude.
02:32I got some great notes.
02:33Last night I took a lot of notes.
02:35Okay.
02:36Show me your PowerPoints.
02:37You want to see the PowerPoints, Big T?
02:39I want to be surprised.
02:40Okay, fair, fair. I like that.
02:41I like that.
02:42I don't got nothing on Kamala here to victory.
02:44What's going on?
02:45What are the five keys, though?
02:46Hold her ground with black and Latino voters.
02:48Yes.
02:49Abortion powers.
02:50Okay, okay.
02:51I got it.
02:52I got it.
02:53I got it.
02:54That's essentially meaning, like,
02:55girls who want to get abortions are going to vote for Kamala.
02:59Right?
03:00Yes.
03:01Gotcha.
03:02So, Chapadet and Presby's, if you want an abortion,
03:03you're probably going to vote for Kamala or no?
03:05Um, you don't have to, but again, this is your PowerPoint.
03:07If that's what you want to add to it, yes.
03:09I can just say that, though, too.
03:11Yeah, you can just say that.
03:12Neutralize Trump on the economy and immigration.
03:15I like that.
03:16That's a good one.
03:17Deliver on a superior ground game.
03:19What the fuck does that mean?
03:21So, we've got, this is the first one.
03:22Electoral college.
03:23Yeah.
03:24Jersey Jerry.
03:25Swing state.
03:26What is a swing state?
03:27Do that.
03:28Let me see my notes, see if I got anything else on my notes.
03:29Yeah.
03:30Okay.
03:31I got nothing there.
03:32Presidential.
03:35Financial activity for all presidential candidates 2023-2024.
03:39Money moves.
03:40Is that good?
03:41Yeah.
03:42I'll go move my car.
03:43Oh, that's really nice of her to say, but also get your fucking car out of my saw.
03:47Wow, I didn't know I won.
03:49Oh, this is the grass work.
03:51Oh, dang.
03:52I don't have the keys on me, so that guy's got to get it really out of my...
03:55I knew that my month was up, and I still parked there today, because the cars.com spot is
04:00truly the best spot here, and I'm very sad.
04:04Do I have to park all over the line when I park here?
04:07I'm just trying to get changed to the next spot.
04:09I'm the best employer we got.
04:10Like, in general?
04:11Yeah.
04:12I voted for you.
04:13If all I have to do is show up and make a few jump shots, I really will have this for
04:17years.
04:22God, is there another flood approaching here?
04:24Incredible.
04:27Why don't you fucking park three blocks away?
04:30You have a lot of time to think of more jokes as you're walking to work every day, whereas
04:34I will be parking right next to the front door.
04:37Fuck.
04:38Congratulations.
04:39You want it?
04:40You want to buy it off me?
04:41I don't have a car.
04:42Ooh, Stefan.
04:43You want to buy them for your...
04:50He gets here...
04:51We get here at the same time, Stefan.
04:52No, I know.
04:53That's what I'm saying.
04:54We don't ever need it.
04:55If everyone else got there at the same time, then there would be an issue.
04:59Exactly.
05:00But is everybody getting here at normal time?
05:01No.
05:02It's a little primo spot.
05:03You can come late now.
05:05You don't need to get here so early.
05:06I'm going to miss the first half of Mostly Sports every day now because I know I'm going
05:09to have a spot.
05:10There's no need to rush in.
05:11I can take my time getting in here.
05:13Still get the front row spot.
05:16I will say, when I do come into this office, I come in at the worst time because I'm not
05:22the first one in here, but I come early enough that I expect a front row spot, and I oftentimes
05:27don't get one.
05:28If I was someone that was coming in at noon every day, you don't expect a front row spot.
05:32But I come in right in that window where every time I come to work, I don't know if
05:36I'm going to get the front row spot or not.
05:38So this month will be nice.
05:39This will be nice.
05:40This will be a nice change of pace that I can not stress about having to walk an extra
05:45hundred feet.
05:46It's going to be great.
05:48Three, two, one, go.
05:56Give it.
05:59Let's go.
06:03Come on.
06:04This guy's an asshole.
06:09This sucks.
06:11I hear Nick laughing.
06:13This is the best day of my life.
06:14What?
06:18Go.
06:20Go.
06:21Just has to go in or you're on a dribble.
06:24Go, go, go, go, go.
06:26What's up, coach?
06:27Jan.
06:28How are you doing?
06:29Brian.
06:30How are you doing?
06:31Oh, my God.
06:32Well, I mean, yeah, you know the Chicago traffic.
06:34Yeah.
06:35Like they say, there's two seasons and one of them is fucking construction.
06:38This is the spot.
06:40Pretty nice.
06:41Oh, no shit.
06:42Yeah.
06:43And I have almost like a D3 college basketball facility here.
06:47So do you guys go home?
06:49Yeah, I go home and then I bring my kids here on the weekends.
06:53This is awesome.
06:54Yeah.
06:55What was the genesis of the whole idea?
06:56We were in New York.
06:57I always wanted to move back to Chicago.
06:59I don't know if you probably don't watch a ton of TV,
07:02but there was a guy named Rob Dyrdek who still does his stuff.
07:05But he had in like 2006, he had a show called Robin Big
07:09where he had this huge warehouse in California
07:12and they would just like fuck around the whole time.
07:14I was like, I want that.
07:17So that's a full golf simulator.
07:18Do you golf?
07:19Oh, yeah.
07:20All right.
07:21So you'll get on it.
07:22You can get on Pebble Beach later.
07:23Yeah.
07:24I grew up out there.
07:25Yeah.
07:26I know what it was like.
07:27That's awesome.
07:28You got it in front of you.
07:29Yeah.
07:30It's pretty much a dream to be able to come in here every day.
07:32This is the full kitchen with all the โ€“ everything's wired.
07:36So everything has โ€“ we do all the videos here.
07:40We have a chef who cooks.
07:42So everything.
07:44So wait a minute.
07:45So you don't really have any takeout?
07:47We do takeout too.
07:48Okay.
07:49Just curious.
07:50We'll do takeout tonight.
07:51Just curious.
07:52You have a spot you love?
07:53Oh, yeah.
07:54First of all, first of all, you've at least got to get a hot dog.
07:56Yeah.
07:57What's your favorite hot dog place?
07:58Oh, what's that?
07:59I'm drawing a fucking blank.
08:00I was just thinking.
08:01Portillo's?
08:02Yep.
08:03Portillo's?
08:04Yeah.
08:05And then Malnati's Pizza.
08:06Yep.
08:07All right.
08:08We can do that for dinner.
08:09Oh, yeah.
08:10Deep dish.
08:11Are you kidding?
08:12Deep dish.
08:13Got to do the deep dish.
08:14Yeah.
08:15We'll do it.
08:16This really is cool.
08:17Yeah.
08:18This is our studio where we'll do the interview.
08:19You've been on our show before when we came to Washington.
08:20By the way, you know, which is a very funny coincidence, Tuesday night I had a meeting
08:23with Blake Griffin and Ryan Khalil.
08:25Oh, yeah.
08:26I was like, who's going to get involved in that?
08:27Oh, really?
08:28You were involved, right?
08:29Oh, yeah.
08:30Oh, yeah.
08:31That's fucking awesome.
08:32Isn't that crazy?
08:33I was like, who's going to be in on it?
08:34Because they were like, oh, Kittle, Olsen.
08:35You know, Greg is a long time friend of ours and Kittle is as well.
08:39And then they're like, Ron Rivera.
08:40And I was like, he's literally coming to our office on Thursday.
08:42I've got to tell you a great story, Bob.
08:45I'm having breakfast with Ryan on Monday.
08:47Oh, nice.
08:48So, Greg Olsen.
08:50I knew he was destined for doing television.
08:54We were flying home after a game.
08:58It was a December game, Christmas.
09:00Actually, it was Christmas Eve, I think it was, against the Chargers.
09:03And so my wife was going to fly back with us.
09:05So she's on the plane.
09:06She's sitting up front with me.
09:08And we're just about to take off.
09:10She goes, what's all that noise back there?
09:12I said, it's Greg Olsen.
09:13She said, that's Greg?
09:15I said, that's Greg Olsen.
09:16She said, no way.
09:17I said, oh, yeah.
09:18So we take off and about an hour into the flight, she says, you know, it's getting louder.
09:23I said, well, he's moving forward.
09:24She goes, moving forward?
09:25Yeah, as the guys fall asleep, he's moving forward looking for people that are awake.
09:28To talk to.
09:29Oh, yeah.
09:30So then I said, don't worry.
09:32He'll be here probably in about an hour.
09:34So now we're about two and a half, three hours into the flight.
09:37All of a sudden, he is in first class.
09:39That's so good.
09:40But it was Greg.
09:41Yeah, that's Greg.
09:42He's the best.
09:43He loves to communicate.
09:45Yeah, and he was the very first guy who was a fan of Barstool, like athlete, back in 2010.
09:54And we used to do his kickball tournament in Grand Park.
09:58Oh, yeah, that's right.
09:59That's right, yeah.
10:00Yeah, and he's like patient zero for the NFL, where he got Jay into it.
10:05I became good friends with Jay.
10:07And yeah, Greg is the best.
10:09We've known him forever.
10:10There's about eight studios.
10:13So everything's just going all the time here, which is awesome.
10:16Hey, guys.
10:17Good morning.
10:18Good to do what you love.
10:19Yeah.
10:20Talk ball, hang out.
10:22Oh, I got to show you one thing that you'll get a kick out of.
10:25So, I mean, you obviously coached in Indy every now and then when they played the Colts.
10:34This is the actual banner that they put up that we made fun of for so long that Ursae sent it to us.
10:40So that was the banner that was in Lucas Oil, the we finished second in the AFC banner.
10:46Isn't he a good dude?
10:47Yeah, he is.
10:48So we made fun of him so much about it that he sent it.
10:52That's awesome.
10:54All right, did you ask him to coach the Bears yet?
10:56Yeah.
10:57I got questions about the Bears.
11:00What's going on?
11:01Did you get to run a marathon?
11:03He's the guest?
11:04Yeah.
11:05Really?
11:06Yeah.
11:07Pretty fucking cool.
11:08Riverboat run.
11:09Yeah.
11:10That's fucking great.
11:11Analytic run.
11:12Where's he at?
11:13He's in the studio.
11:14That's awesome.
11:15He's going to watch the games with us tonight on the stream.
11:16Seriously?
11:17Yeah.
11:18You're lying.
11:19No, I'm not.
11:20I'm staking for the stream.
11:22Seriously?
11:23Yes.
11:24That's cool.
11:25Yeah, I know.
11:26Get your questions ready.
11:28No, thanks.
11:29No, thanks.
11:30You've been not, I don't want to, listen, you know me.
11:32All right, but here's the thing.
11:33It's not, it's not.
11:34You've been slacking.
11:35It's 9.30.
11:36I judge it by nine.
11:37Okay.
11:38So if it's an 8 or 8.30 call time bagels.
11:39Nine, it's like people probably ate.
11:40Gotcha.
11:41Don't you agree?
11:42No, but I mean, I'm going to have some stuff to do.
11:43Okay.
11:44How you doing, man?
11:45Good morning.
11:46Good morning.
11:47Good morning.
11:48Good morning, answering.
11:49Very nice to meet you.
11:50Will.
11:51How you doing, sir?
11:52Welcome to the Pro Football Football Show.
11:53Week 10 of the NFL.
11:54We have a very special guest, Coach Ron Rivera.
11:55Yes.
11:56We're so excited.
11:57So excited.
11:58The boys were just buzzing knowing that you were coming in.
11:59So we're very happy to have you talk and fall.
12:01I know.
12:02He wouldn't stop about being prepared.
12:03So I go, okay.
12:04I started doing stuff.
12:05I've got notes.
12:06The whole thing.
12:07I love it.
12:08He was killing me.
12:09He was killing me.
12:10I walk in and just find you guys to shoot from the hip.
12:11Yeah.
12:12Yeah.
12:13Yeah.
12:14We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:15We'll get Harry Sisson.
12:16It's going to be, we got college football on.
12:17We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:18We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:19We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:20We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:21We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:22We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:23We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:25We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:26We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:27We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:28We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:29We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:30We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:31We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:32We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:33We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:34We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:35We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:36We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:37We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:38We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:39We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:40We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:41We're going to have a Kamala Trump job.
12:42This is the first time he's gotten to his laptop in how long?
12:45I don't know, a long time.
12:46Years.
12:47The Kamala campaign just called.
12:48What'd they say?
12:49They said that your vote didn't go through.
12:50They need you to go again.
12:51Deal.
12:52What are the chances our stream gets shut down one night from the higher ups?
12:55Jared, you could make history by calling the election super early.
12:59Yeah.
13:00Yeah, like, just put it out there.
13:03It's over.
13:04You gotta be kidding.
13:05Second straight week of doing JAD and there's no food budget.
13:08We don't have a food budget.
13:10I mean, it is what it is.
13:11Let me get this straight.
13:12If I hang out with JJ, not work-related, you'll buy me dinner?
13:16Yes.
13:17But I come on your show for work?
13:19Because it's work.
13:20It's different.
13:21There's no budget for that.
13:22We gotta uncross them this time.
13:23You know what it is?
13:24It's Biden's America.
13:25It is.
13:26It's tough.
13:27It's tough here.
13:28COVID ruined this country.
13:29I got McDonald's.
13:30You got McDonald's for yourself and ate it.
13:33I ate lunch.
13:34I'm done.
13:35Oh my God.
13:36Game time.
13:37Big day.
13:38Purple tie.
13:39Red and blue.
13:40Let's make room for both teams.
13:41Have a good game.
13:42Should be fun.
13:43Here comes JJ.
13:44Just hoping for a good ball game.
13:46Where's my map?
13:47Where's my...
13:48I've got the PowerPoint.
13:49It's gonna go on there?
13:50It'll go up on there.
13:51Okay.
13:52So I'll do all the PowerPoint.
13:53Yeah, we're just gonna start off the rip with you guys here.
13:55This is intense.
13:56You won't be able to see yourself, but if you have a question, just ask me.
13:59How do I look?
14:00Good?
14:01Good.
14:02You look great.
14:03I'm glad you guys both have suits.
14:04It looks legit.
14:05I'm gonna make this seem like I bought on Big T because I don't know much.
14:10Should I do that?
14:11No, no, no, no.
14:12You pretend like you know the most.
14:13Oh, okay.
14:14You want me to do that?
14:15You are dressed up professionally.
14:16Okay, okay.
14:17You guys look great.
14:18You guys look like you should be talking like this.
14:20It's set up in a way where you look like you should be talking.
14:22Okay, so that's the plan.
14:23Okay, okay.
14:24This isn't no rinky-dinky Jerry After Truck.
14:26This isn't a joke.
14:27This is big time.
14:28Okay.
14:29Yeah, three hours commercial free.
14:30I think that's a big...
14:31Yeah.
14:32That's kind of fun.
14:33That's a long time.
14:34It is.
14:35That's a long time.
14:36Do you guys have any questions for me?
14:37No.
14:38All right.
14:39We're live.
14:40We're live.
14:41Welcome in.
14:42Welcome in.
14:43First edition, exclusive on the JNN network, the Jerry News Network.
14:47We got three hours of commercial free election coverage and I'm here with my partner in crime,
14:53Big Tennessee.
14:54First of all, JJ, pleasure to be here with you this exciting night, exciting night.
14:59We also got...
15:00What's going on?
15:01We got...
15:02This is crazy.
15:03This is...
15:04We got three hours.
15:05This is...
15:06This is...
15:07This is a disaster.
15:08Got to get JJ fitted up.
15:09What's wrong?
15:10The antenna?
15:11Put it in the pocket.
15:12Are we still live?
15:13We're still live.
15:14You didn't cut this part?
15:15Maybe it's the mic.
15:16Maybe it's the mic.
15:17No?
15:18Get in there.
15:19Hold on.
15:20Take a tea.
15:21Hold on.
15:22We got a tea here.
15:23It's not the best start.
15:24I'll say that.
15:25It wasn't the best start.
15:26Brian told me I did a good job with my mic.
15:27Anyway.
15:28Oh.
15:29Are we clear?
15:30Oh.
15:31We're clear.
15:32Okay.
15:33Listen.
15:34We got punishments.
15:35We got live callers all night long.
15:36First up.
15:37With 30 electoral votes.
15:38Four.
15:39And a red.
15:40There we go.
15:41Vermont.
15:42Blue.
15:43New Jersey with blue.
15:44Illinois.
15:45There you go.
15:46There you go.
15:47Indiana with 11.
15:48Kentucky.
15:49Red.
15:50Tennessee.
15:51Red.
15:52Red.
15:53Delaware.
15:54There you go.
15:55Delaware.
15:56New Jersey with blue.
15:57Illinois.
15:58There you go.
15:59There you go.
16:00Indiana with 11.
16:01Kentucky.
16:02Red.
16:03New Jersey with blue.
16:04Oklahoma.
16:05Red.
16:06That's four.
16:07Is this the electoral college?
16:08Everybody knows I'm a Methodist.
16:09Okay.
16:10This is the little guy.
16:11This is the little guy, yep.
16:12Never matter.
16:13Rhode Island blue with four.
16:14We're the first to call it Connecticut blue.
16:15Then we got Oklahoma.
16:16Seven.
16:17Red.
16:18Arkansas.
16:19Deep red.
16:20We'll call California already with 54.
16:21Call it blue.
16:22Call New York blue.
16:23West Virginia is red.
16:24I love it though.
16:25Jerry's calling them early.
16:26Fast and loose.
16:27This is the electoral college by Jersey Jerry.
16:29Now.
16:30What is the electoral college?
16:33Before this stream, I knew about it, but I didn't know too much about it.
16:40The Electoral College is not a physical place.
16:44If you want to be the President of the United States of America,
16:47this is a must, secure 270 electoral votes to win the election at a 538 at stake.
16:59This is the number, 270.
17:02Hey! Hey!
17:06That was like a fun stream.
17:09Gotta go to work. Just took a pee. I took a quick poop.
17:14It's Season 7, Week 10 of the number one sports, gambling, entertainment show in the world, Barstool Sports Advisors.
17:22And we have the exact crew, the legendary crew.
17:25Really, Tommy Smokes is the glue and the brain to the operation.
17:29Tommy's back. But we have so many winners. It's so intense.
17:34I want to congratulate my ex-casino host and still lifelong friend, Donald Trump,
17:41for winning the presidential election and bitch-slapping Kamala Harris
17:47like no one has ever bitch-slapped their fucking opponent.
17:51Feel good. Late night, but feel great today.
17:54Critical mistake.
17:55Great day. Great day to be American.
17:58And I'm not political. And I know nothing about politics besides any of these politicians.
18:03If I fuck their girl, they would fucking know what they've been missing.
18:07And they would say, thank you, Stu. Now I know what all the fuss is about. Okay?
18:10What's up, guys? Jerry.
18:14Dan, I love you. God bless you. May God bless you.
18:17What the fuck?
18:23Legendary show. A++ performance.
18:26I had to show off like an 18-year-old high school kid trying to go after the prom queen.
18:32Although my wife was the prom queen. Third-price prom queen, I should say.
18:36A must-see show.
18:37Even if you hate me, even if you hate Jews, even if you hate New Yorkers,
18:44even if you hate fat, short people.
18:46And again, of course, if I was two inches short, I'd be perfectly round.
18:49You're going to love the show.
18:51Mincy is not going to love the show because I shredded and torched him.
18:54But you're going to love the show.
18:56I love you. God bless you.
18:59Remember, be great. Take no shit from no one.
19:03You're never overmatched.
19:04And as always, my salvo, my saying, thought,
19:08if I fucked your girl, she'd know what she's been missing.
19:11Bye-bye.
19:12No, Tate's a scumbag.
19:13Called me out in the goddamn company email.
19:15Wait, what?
19:16He was like, we can't limp to the finish line of stool streams
19:19with Malisek and Intern Jacob, no offense.
19:21Fuck you, Tate.
19:22Tate's a fucking unathletic pussy loser.
19:24Like, why do I have to get name-dropped?
19:26Why is it always fucking me, when all I do is fucking care and try?
19:30All I do is love Tate, and all he does is fucking shit on me.
19:33I'll never make Tate a graphic ever again.
19:35Am I Intern Jacob level to you?
19:37Are we on the same level playing field here?
19:39You started this. What the fuck did I do to you?
19:42First of all, I said no offense.
19:44Offense taken.
19:45If that sentence had not been in the email, would it have come across as effective?
19:48Yes or no?
19:49That was a dig that you decided to put in there for no reason.
19:52True or false?
19:53I took out...
19:54True or false? Answer me.
19:56Yes.
19:57Yes.
19:58But I originally had chosen two different people, and I changed it.
20:01You didn't have to put anybody in there.
20:03I changed it to someone that I thought would be like, ha-ha.
20:06Apparently I was wrong.
20:07I went and told Intern Jacob about it beforehand,
20:09because I thought he might get offended.
20:11I did not tell you about it because I was sure.
20:14I was sure that you wouldn't care.
20:16What do you get out of that sentence?
20:17I left.
20:18Yeah, exactly.
20:19You're being an asshole.
20:20Exactly right.
20:21You know what?
20:22No more graphics.
20:23No more clips.
20:24He's mad about me.
20:25You're cut off.
20:26You're cut off.
20:27You're cut off.
20:28Ohio State, Mount...
20:29Hi, guys.
20:30Good to see you.
20:31How are you?
20:32Very good to see you.
20:33What's up?
20:34How are you?
20:35Good.
20:36How are you?
20:37Are you a tour stop here?
20:38Yeah, I have a show tonight.
20:39You will never, ever get anything from me ever again.
20:42You are officially cut off.
20:43That's the biggest overreaction.
20:45There's an upstairs?
20:46Yeah, there's an upstairs.
20:47Okay.
20:48I'm going to go check that out.
20:49I said no offense!
20:50We can't have Jake in it.
20:51God forbid.
20:53I love you for TVing.
20:54They love me.
20:55I might even shun you.
20:57You might be shunned forever.
20:58That's Dan's office.
20:59That's sick.
21:00How did you ever react to that?
21:01What's up?
21:02What's up, man?
21:03How you doing?
21:04I get asked to fill in when nobody wants to do this thing.
21:07And then when I do them, I get fucking made fun of and added to emails as the butt of a joke.
21:11Yeah, come chill.
21:12I was wondering what the vibes were in here.
21:14If I was named drop, they'd be like, yeah, I should not be on camera playing disc golf against Che.
21:18That's your guy.
21:19That's my guy?
21:20You're a big White Sox Dave guy.
21:21Hell yeah.
21:22I thought it was a great email I taped.
21:24Velcro wall.
21:25Did you see that?
21:26No, I didn't catch that.
21:27He went to a fair and put on the suit to jump into a Velcro wall.
21:30His face just starts gushing blood.
21:31Did you get his face on it?
21:32I think this may be a little bit of you think you're like a bigger star.
21:36No, I'm not.
21:41I heard the news.
21:42I'm yelling at one person.
21:43I heard that he knows who he is and he's dead to me forever.
21:45It's heard.
21:46There's been two crash outs in two days.
21:47They're not crash out.
21:48This is this is this is well too much.
21:51I'm great.
21:52I'm just fine.
21:53You're a guy.
21:54I want it on the record.
21:56I am just fine.
21:57I'm not cutting ties with tape, but I will if you need me to.
22:00You guys can do whatever you want.
22:01He's dead to me.
22:02I'm riding with my guy here.
22:03What happened with tape?
22:06Honestly, nothing, but I'll be in the meeting room.
22:10It's about respect.
22:11I'm so confused.
22:13Jacob.
22:14Jacob was mentioned in the same room.
22:16How are you?
22:17I'm okay.
22:18What did Tate say?
22:19Does Jake have two wrinkles?
22:22No.
22:23So my inclusion was clearly a joke, but I think Jake Malasek did not take it as a joke.
22:30So I don't know.
22:35Oh, shit.

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