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00:00The 5th Entertainment Award!
00:03Congratulations!
00:05Thank you!
00:08The winners of this year's award are
00:10the talk show comedians
00:12and the writer, Mr. Takeyama.
00:16I'm the writer.
00:18I feel like I'm visiting a company in the fall.
00:23First up is Mochi, who talked about her love life.
00:28I was invited to a crab-free lunch at the Tsunaga Prince Hotel.
00:35That's the worst joke I've ever heard.
00:38That's true.
00:39Next is Miyashita, who shared a surprising relationship.
00:43I have a friend named Kento Nakajima.
00:48Kenty?
00:49Yes, Kenty.
00:50They're the same age.
00:52I guess so.
00:54However...
00:56Return!
00:57Return!
00:59Return!
01:00They all returned!
01:03The first winner of the second half is...
01:08I'm the writer.
01:09I'm Marutan.
01:11I'm Marutan's Ryuki.
01:13I'm 41 years old.
01:15This is the receipt of the gift I bought as a thank-you gift.
01:20It's a return gift,
01:22but there's something I don't understand.
01:26What's the story behind Mochi's expression of emotion
01:29when she gave a gift to her junior?
01:34It's a car called the 5000GT.
01:37No, it's not a car.
01:39It's a comedian.
01:41I'm very close with him.
01:43We went to a Dragon Ash concert together.
01:45Mochi, you listen to Dragon Ash?
01:47I have all the Dragon Ash albums.
01:50I love it.
01:53When I didn't have a job yet,
01:56I went to many places with Chokki.
01:59I did a solo concert at his house.
02:04I always went there with a rental car.
02:06There were a lot of cardboard boxes,
02:08so he helped me carry them.
02:10Chokki used to be a racer,
02:12so he was good at Touge.
02:14He was a racer?
02:16That's why it's the GT.
02:18That's why it's the GT.
02:20It's connected.
02:22You liked the GT500R.
02:24Yes.
02:25I didn't have money,
02:27so I wanted to return the rental car as soon as possible.
02:30I always returned it as soon as possible after the concert.
02:34I went to a restaurant to eat dinner.
02:37It was a restaurant where you could choose a small bowl.
02:40Chokki had a small bowl of 600 yen.
02:43When I was looking at pork cutlet,
02:45I coughed.
02:47I led Chokki to a small bowl of 300 yen or 200 yen.
02:52I went to the amusement park with Chokki
02:54to thank him for the solo concert.
02:56You went to the amusement park to thank him?
02:59At that time, I went to a convenience store
03:02in front of the amusement park.
03:04I ate a lot of rice balls and bread.
03:07It's expensive to eat in an amusement park.
03:09That's right.
03:10I tried not to let Chokki buy it.
03:14Chokki is a good guy who always accompanies you.
03:18That's right.
03:19I haven't been able to return Chokki's kindness.
03:21On March 9th this year,
03:23Chokki and I were able to go to the Gunma residential exhibition together.
03:32Chokki, you're finally here.
03:34There was a day when we could work together.
03:37I haven't been able to return Chokki's kindness.
03:41I told Chokki that I would buy him anything he wanted.
03:46Chokki told me to go to Takasaki Station.
03:50I went straight to the electric store in front of the station.
03:54Chokki went up the escalator without hesitation.
03:59I went to the 4th floor without stopping.
04:01I pointed at the air conditioner and said,
04:04I thought it was an air conditioner.
04:10I bought Chokki's dinner.
04:13I gave Chokki a ride to the amusement park.
04:16You were patient.
04:19I haven't been able to return Chokki's kindness.
04:22I haven't been able to return Chokki's kindness.
04:25I haven't been able to return Chokki's kindness.
04:27I think it was a very good purchase.
04:30But every time I saw Chokki, I thought,
04:33But every time I saw Chokki, I thought,
04:38Even though we were so close,
04:40Even though we were so close,
04:43That's right.
04:45Mr. Daigo, please make a decision.
04:49The winner is...
04:52The winner is...
04:53The winner is...
04:54The winner is...
04:55Chokki.
04:57Chokki.
04:59I did it.
05:01It was hot this summer.
05:03I heard there was no air conditioner.
05:05It was the first air conditioner.
05:07I think it's going to be over 10,000.
05:11I want to give Chokki more than 80,000.
05:16Next is this.
05:17Next is this.
05:1823,100 yen.
05:20That's me.
05:22I want to get married.
05:27I want to get married.
05:28I want to get married.
05:31I went to the beauty salon to get married.
05:37I'll give it back to you.
05:39Thank you very much.
05:43I'm 30 years old this year.
05:44I'm 30 years old this year.
05:47However, he is struggling with the title of comedian.
05:52Are you going to be a comedian?
05:55I asked my friend to set it up.
06:00Can I tell you what kind of person I am?
06:03I don't like comedy at all.
06:07You're not interested.
06:08You're not interested.
06:10That's right.
06:11The reason is...
06:12I'm a comedian.
06:15We don't get along well.
06:17You don't get along well with him?
06:18I really don't get along well with him.
06:21I see.
06:24I've seen him on TV before.
06:27I don't want him to see me complaining.
06:32I don't want him to see me complaining.
06:33That's not me.
06:35I'm sure he has a bad image of me.
06:37You don't want to be concerned about that, do you?
06:40Mr. Watanabe is often seen as an announcer.
06:47I'm often asked which is better, an athlete or an actor.
06:53I think he's seen as an announcer.
06:56Ah, he's seen as an announcer.
06:59I think he wants either one.
07:01You want either one?
07:03What do you mean you want either one?
07:05I don't like it when people think I'm an actor or an athlete just because I'm an announcer.
07:11That's not true.
07:13The other day, I met a guy who watched all the comedy shows.
07:20All the variety shows.
07:22He's very knowledgeable.
07:24I thought he'd be happier.
07:28I heard he even watches university comedy shows.
07:32I love it.
07:33He's a big fan.
07:36Yeah, I can tell he's an actor.
07:38There are a lot of guys.
07:41Is there a guy like Mr. Daigo?
07:44What?
07:47So you're in a relationship?
07:51If you like comedy too much,
07:53If you like comedy too much, you'll be hated.
08:00Real comedians say they don't know comedy.
08:05It's like a circle.
08:08They say they've never seen me.
08:10That's a lie!
08:13That's a lie.
08:16Some of them are good at acting.
08:19Maybe the most natural person is one who likes to say.
08:25Is there a celebrity you like?
08:32I don't know.
08:33It's not just here.
08:36There are a lot of actors.
08:40I'm a little nervous.
08:44Yes, I do.
08:46Tomoshige from Mogu Rider is my senior at the office.
08:50He was trying to hook me up with Iguchi from Westland.
08:54I went to see Iguchi's concert.
08:59Iguchi was talking about women.
09:02Really?
09:04Are they all normal girls?
09:06Of course.
09:07He was talking about normal girls.
09:08Ara Shiraki introduced me to him recently.
09:13He was talking about the story of the apple farmer who was kidnapped by aliens.
09:18It was so funny.
09:21Can you take me to that concert?
09:25It's so funny.
09:26Both of them are funny.
09:28I don't think it's going to work out.
09:30It's true.
09:31The concert I've been to so far may be a little special.
09:35I haven't done anything normal yet.
09:37Really?
09:38I want you to admit it.
09:41I want you to see me as the real me.
09:44Mr. Daigo, please make a decision.
09:47What?
09:48Don't be spoiled, kid.
09:52I'll take back this receipt.
09:55That's harsh.
09:58What kind of receipt is this?
10:00This is mine.
10:02What is it?
10:03This is the receipt I got when I became a sponsor to support my juniors.
10:08Everyone does that.
10:10I wanted to help them as much as I could.
10:13Manabu paid a lot of money for his juniors.
10:17However, the result was only vague.
10:22Do you know the comedian Honda Swimming School?
10:26The one in a swimsuit?
10:27That's right.
10:28He made a joke about Swimming School.
10:31He tied himself up and made a joke.
10:35He's narrow-minded.
10:37He's narrow-minded.
10:38He's very narrow-minded.
10:39He recently decided to participate in Breaking Down.
10:43Really?
10:44Here?
10:45Yes, here.
10:46He got married and had a baby.
10:49But he hasn't eaten anything yet.
10:52I wanted to support him as a senior.
10:55Do you know the game underwear?
10:58Yes, as a sponsor.
10:59I'll put our sponsor's logo on it.
11:04You'll pay for it?
11:05Yes.
11:06It's 100,000 yen.
11:07It'll be part of Honda's income.
11:10We're looking forward to it.
11:12It'll be part of our YouTube promotion.
11:15There's a video.
11:16Please watch it.
11:17Breaking Down.
11:19Pay attention to the underwear.
11:21Here's the actual video.
11:24This is the entrance scene.
11:26It's Honda.
11:28He's so cool.
11:31He's coming in.
11:32Did you notice something?
11:34What?
11:35He's wearing a huge T-shirt.
11:38He's hiding everything.
11:40The highest part is...
11:42He's hiding the highest part.
11:45When he's making a joke, he's naked.
11:48Yes, he's naked.
11:49He takes it off during the game.
11:51He's so weak.
11:52He can't see anything.
11:55He can't see anything.
11:57I can't accept it.
11:59He just got 100,000 yen from me.
12:03Why don't you cheer him up?
12:08I can't do it anymore.
12:10He beat me once.
12:11Just once?
12:12Yes, just once.
12:13You can't do it anymore?
12:14I can't.
12:15I want him to admit it.
12:19I see.
12:20Is that a thunderbolt?
12:22Manabu and Takumi paid for it.
12:24What about the money?
12:25Is it 100,000 yen for two or 100,000 yen for each?
12:27No, it's 50,000 yen.
12:30What?
12:32That's dangerous.
12:33It's not 100,000 yen?
12:34That's dangerous.
12:35Are you trying to steal 50,000 yen?
12:37That's right.
12:38It's 100,000 yen.
12:41What's 50,000 yen?
12:42Who's to blame?
12:44Honda?
12:45No, no.
12:47Why?
12:48I'll give it back to him.
12:50You have to tell Takumi that you'll give him 50,000 yen.
12:58It's very dangerous.
12:59Maybe there's no sponsor sheet under that T-shirt.
13:04Yes, there is.
13:05It's not that bad.
13:07It's not that bad, but it's a little dangerous.
13:11He's conscious.
13:13I'll give it back to him.
13:15Please choose the next receipt.
13:18Here it is.
13:21This is me.
13:2321,600 yen.
13:24Yes, it's me.
13:25Takeyama-san.
13:26I was swung around by someone.
13:29It's unusual for an adult, but I got burned.
13:3221,600 yen.
13:34Do you know Akko Wada?
13:38I don't think there's anyone who doesn't know him.
13:40We got along very well.
13:43You took good care of him.
13:44Yes, I took good care of him.
13:45Akko's alcohol makes my nose bleed.
13:51Akko has been dating for about 20 years.
13:56But sometimes, he's swung around by a celebrity.
14:01Akko recently got along well with my wife.
14:08That's troublesome.
14:09He takes good care of my wife.
14:12Someone saw a TV show where Akko was swung around by a Taiwanese.
14:17Someone saw a TV show where Akko was swung around by a Taiwanese.
14:20After seeing that, Akko called me.
14:23He said,
14:24He said,
14:25He said,
14:27He said,
14:30Swung around means that you are swung around by the result.
14:33Swung around by the result.
14:36I don't know what kind of swung around.
14:38I'll be asked,
14:40Can you do it?
14:43Can you do it?
14:47You don't do it when you are swung around by a camera, do you?
14:49No, it's completely private.
14:50Wow.
14:51Completely private.
14:52When I'm looking for a cheap plane,
14:54I'll say,
14:55I like the airline here.
14:57I'll say,
14:58I'll say,
15:01I'll say,
15:02I'll say,
15:03I'll say,
15:04I'll say,
15:05I'll say,
15:06I'll say,
15:07I'll say,
15:08I'll say,
15:10You do everything you want just to do Shindochuu.
15:12I have never heard that.
15:14You do everything just to do Shindochuu.
15:18So we took a plane.
15:20Oh, did you take a plane?
15:21Yes.
15:22When we took a plane and came back,
15:23After enjoying with two people,
15:27We drank alcohol and ate rice.
15:29We enjoyed and came back with the premise.
15:31But later
15:32There was a problem that the smell would be bad.
15:37Mastage was doDoThra.
15:38I took care of the hotel, but the touch panel was a bit out of place.
15:43What surprised me when my wife came back was that we did all the flights,
15:47but when we thought we were in the middle of a vacuum, we went to the airport.
15:50I think we went to Haneda.
15:51Apparently, the airline there let us into a room we'd never seen before.
15:56So my wife thought we were done with the vacuum there.
16:00That's amazing.
16:01But in the end...
16:02Well, if Mr. Akko moves, a lot of people will move.
16:06I told Mr. Akko about it, but he enjoyed it in general.
16:11And then he came back.
16:12He said, I'm glad I got a good summer vacation. Thank you, Takeyama.
16:15At that time, I was a little stressed out.
16:20I was told, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:23I see.
16:24I want to do something on my own.
16:26I'm going to buy a melon and eat it.
16:30Because you can only do it at this time.
16:32I bought a high-end melon.
16:34That's amazing.
16:36I'll eat the melon as it is.
16:40It's the last luxury.
16:41That's amazing.
16:42I was wondering if you could do something about it.
16:44By the way, I think it's hard to judge from a one-sided opinion.
16:48I see.
16:49I told Mr. Akko about Takeyama's good point.
16:52I got a message.
16:55Isn't that crazy?
16:57After this, Mr. Akko sent a meaningful message.
17:00What's in it?
17:02Don't do anything unnecessary.
17:06By the way, I got a message from Mr. Daigo.
17:09I'm angry.
17:10Why are you angry with me?
17:11Because I love you, Mr. Akko.
17:12To Mr. Daigo.
17:16A message from Mr. Akko, who has finished his brainwashing.
17:22To Mr. Takeyama.
17:23Thank you very much for everything this time.
17:26And I'm really sorry that I didn't know you felt that way.
17:31I had a lot of fun and it was a wonderful memory.
17:35I'm looking forward to seeing Mr. Takeyama next time.
17:38I'm scared.
17:39I'm scared.
17:40I'm scared.
17:41I'm scared.
17:42I'm scared.
17:43I'm scared.
17:44I'm scared.
17:45Don't do anything unnecessary.
17:48I'll do it well.
17:51I'm scared.
17:52I don't know about you guys, but it's an hour early for me to leave it to Mr. Akko.
17:57What's in it?
17:58A message from Mr. Daigo.
18:01I'm angry.
18:02Why are you angry with me?
18:03Because I love you, Mr. Akko.
18:04To Mr. Daigo.
18:05I heard that you're doing a fun show.
18:08I'm scared.
18:09I have a lot of receipts, so call me next time.
18:14But I'm sure the recording is just behind Akko.
18:20I don't know.
18:22I wonder if the schedule fits.
18:25Please approve this and give me 21,000 yen.
18:27Then I'll buy a melon and bring it to you next time.
18:29Then there's no problem.
18:31Please make a decision.
18:33I approve this receipt.
18:40I'll buy a melon with this.
18:42Please be honest.
18:44You'd better not come, right?
18:45Yes.
18:48This is it.
18:49This is me.
18:51When I'm on a show, I get a lot of stress.
18:57In the dressing room, there is Kusanagi.
18:59Kusanagi is a person who shouts a lot in the dressing room.
19:03When I get stressed,
19:07I do this.
19:08When I realize it, I tighten my neck.
19:12I get too much stress.
19:14I'm worried.
19:16This is what relieves my stress.
19:20This is Disney goods.
19:22It's called Ormel.
19:25Ormel is a character that even a 33-year-old man can fall in love with.
19:29His life is full of Ormel.
19:34When I see Ormel, all my stress goes away.
19:39I'm glad I found this.
19:42I'll show you what Ormel looks like.
19:47This is a series of stuffed bears called Duffy.
19:52This is a stuffed turtle.
19:56Is this a turtle?
19:57I met this two years ago at DisneySea.
20:01I gave it to my wife as a gift.
20:04I took a lot of pictures with Ormel.
20:08There are about 5,000 LINE albums of Ormel.
20:13There are too many pictures.
20:15The AI on the iPhone misunderstood this picture as 753.
20:20Did you think it was a child?
20:21I thought it was a child.
20:23When I go to Disney, I take pictures with Ormel.
20:27When I go to the aquarium, I take pictures with Ormel.
20:33Do you take pictures at this angle?
20:36This is a big picture.
20:39Does your wife take care of you?
20:42This is the same amount of stress.
20:46No matter how intense the fight between husband and wife is,
20:51I don't need a fight because Ormel is watching.
20:57Do you understand?
20:59I want to tell you how cute Ormel is.
21:07I came to play with Ormel today.
21:09Did you come to play with Ormel?
21:11Did you bring Ormel to your workplace?
21:16Who is this?
21:18This is my wife.
21:20Is this your wife?
21:23This is a foul play.
21:25This is a foul play.
21:30I will kill you.
21:34This is my child.
21:37This is a lie.
21:39This is a big lie.
21:40This is a genius.
21:43This is not a lie.
21:44This is a lie.
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21:55Why did Miyashita's wife bring Ormel to the aquarium?
22:00I don't want my wife to touch Ormel.
22:03You don't want your wife to touch Ormel.
22:05I don't want my wife to touch Ormel.
22:08What if my wife gets hurt?
22:12What if your wife gets hurt?
22:14What if my wife gets hurt?
22:16I will kill you.
22:20This is my child.
22:22Ormel is round and cute.
22:24After I met Ormel, I found Ormel cute.
22:31Ormel's skin was green when she was two days old.
22:36At that time, I was almost Ormel.
22:39I was almost Ormel.
22:41I want DAIGO to approve this.
22:44I want DAIGO to make Ormel popular.
22:50I see.
22:51DAIGO, please make a decision.
22:53This aquarium is...
22:56I don't know. You decide.
22:58You are amazing.
23:00You brought your wife.
23:02You brought your wife.
23:05You didn't tell me to come here.
23:07I thought DAIGO might want to touch Ormel.
23:11I prepared gloves.
23:15I thought I had to do something.
23:20I was afraid my wife would cry.
23:24You were more affectionate than I thought.
23:27I'm not that kind of person.
23:29I won't touch Ormel.