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00:00:30Know
00:01:00Jinis in the mass
00:01:03I'm a little bit on a
00:01:05Sino Musco, not going to do that. I mean, it's not not that I'm a little bit
00:01:08I mean I know I'm gonna come on a second pre-cure to come in. I'm not even a little more
00:01:12Don't get him out the window. Get going. So no good thing tonight. I'm sorry
00:01:14They have a little more to get him out. I'm gonna go get my show to go to your cue. Yes
00:01:17I'm gonna get you both this color. Thank you both
00:01:20But I think I still have a tonic. I'm sure I'm gonna go to the next
00:01:24It's
00:01:26Easy, you know I'm gonna go to porn toll go to go to Canada
00:01:29My my pop 70 sat in the neck and I should be honest
00:01:32But I know you not know what I need to go all the way Shohei and Nakata's on 40 40
00:01:37Nishita tonight
00:01:39It's another little you know it's a good time
00:01:41I took it. I took a lot of it.
00:01:43What?
00:01:44You stole the wind and the paper?
00:01:46I took a lot of the paper.
00:01:47You're a thief.
00:01:48I'm a thief. What are you talking about?
00:01:50But you know...
00:01:51Do you have anything you like?
00:01:52I like haunted houses.
00:01:54Like a ghost house?
00:01:55Yes.
00:01:56I like it a lot.
00:01:57But I've been there a few times.
00:01:59I'm not that scared.
00:02:00So I thought of a really scary haunted house.
00:02:05You can do that?
00:02:06Of course. Who do you think I am?
00:02:08Who?
00:02:10Mr. Saito.
00:02:15You're Mr. Saito?
00:02:16Yes, I am.
00:02:17You're the one who stole the wind and the paper?
00:02:19Dad, you were too cocky.
00:02:21So you had a lot of enemies?
00:02:22Yes.
00:02:23So...
00:02:24Did you make an editing point?
00:02:25I'm going to do a haunted house today.
00:02:27But I'm most scared of the hospital.
00:02:29The so-called abandoned hospital?
00:02:30Yes.
00:02:31I'm going to do it.
00:02:32Come in.
00:02:34Geek.
00:02:35It's scary to go to the abandoned hospital alone.
00:02:40Who is it?
00:02:42Welcome to the haunted house.
00:02:48A haunted house?
00:02:49I've never seen a haunted house.
00:02:50Do you have insurance?
00:02:52What?
00:02:53Do you have insurance?
00:02:54I don't have insurance.
00:02:56I'll give you a 10% discount.
00:02:58No, I'm scared.
00:02:59I'm not scared.
00:03:00I'm not scared.
00:03:01I'm not scared.
00:03:02There's a long-haired naked woman around here.
00:03:05Please be careful.
00:03:06A long-haired naked woman?
00:03:08A long-haired naked woman is singing.
00:03:14It's a woman!
00:03:15Why?
00:03:16Next.
00:03:17Next.
00:03:18A phone call of fear.
00:03:19It's like an impersonation game.
00:03:24Hello.
00:03:25Hello.
00:03:26I'm beautiful.
00:03:27I'm beautiful.
00:03:28It's a drunk woman.
00:03:29I'm beautiful.
00:03:30Beautiful.
00:03:31I hate this.
00:03:32I hate this.
00:03:35The call wasn't a phone call.
00:03:37I have to see it properly.
00:03:40There's a man in the field.
00:03:41I have to see this man.
00:03:43There's a man in the field.
00:03:44I have to see this man.
00:03:46I'm scared.
00:03:50He has a 36-inch shoulder.
00:03:53A child is crying.
00:03:54I have a sore leg.
00:03:55Shall we meditate?
00:03:56I have a sore leg.
00:03:57I'm going to meditate.
00:03:59It's heavy.
00:04:00What's your name, old man Konaki?
00:04:02I'm old man Kenashi.
00:04:03You're an old man!
00:04:04Why don't you promote yourself as an old man?
00:04:06Ka-ran, koron, ka-ran, koron, ka-ran, ka-chin-pon, ka-ten-chi-tan, pon-chi-kon-ta-pon.
00:04:12I didn't say chin-pon.
00:04:13Ge, ge, ma-ge, ge-no-ge.
00:04:16At night, I wear a wig.
00:04:19You're a pervert!
00:04:20That's good.
00:04:21Don't do that!
00:04:22This is good.
00:04:23Don't lose your hair.
00:04:26You're going to wear a wig?
00:04:27Nothing suits me.
00:04:29You're a pervert!
00:04:30Wait, wait, wait.
00:04:31What is this?
00:04:32It's a haunted house, right?
00:04:33Oh, it's a haunted house.
00:04:34What is that?
00:04:35That's enough.
00:04:36Thank you very much.
00:04:43Hello!
00:04:45Hello!
00:04:52We're so happy to have you here!
00:04:54Thank you!
00:04:57We're so happy to have you here.
00:05:00I'm so grateful.
00:05:01I'm so happy to have you here.
00:05:05I'm happy, too.
00:05:06Do you remember the NGK two months ago?
00:05:08There was a woman who seemed to be cheering for us.
00:05:12She was waving a fan in the front seat.
00:05:16And it said,
00:05:17I'm going to shave my head.
00:05:22I'm sure she was cheering for us.
00:05:26She was so happy to see us.
00:05:29I'm sure she was happy to see us.
00:05:33I'm sure she was happy to see us.
00:05:35I'm so grateful.
00:05:37So,
00:05:38We often hear someone saying thin hair.
00:05:42We often hear someone saying thin hair.
00:05:44But this time of day,
00:05:46We can say whatever we want here.
00:05:48But this time of day,
00:05:49I was writing the script.
00:05:50I was writing the script.
00:05:51I wrote a line.
00:05:53I was writing a line.
00:05:55It would be November.
00:05:57And Yoshida said...
00:05:58I was writing the script.
00:06:00And Yoshida said...
00:06:02I thought it was because Yoshida abandoned me.
00:06:04That's right.
00:06:05That's a weird concept.
00:06:07In the script?
00:06:09I mean, at a fast speed.
00:06:11If you think about it, it's like a 200km race in the open.
00:06:14Can you keep up with the speed of the moon?
00:06:18What do you mean?
00:06:19I got mad when I saw that script.
00:06:22That's a weird concept.
00:06:24If it's still September,
00:06:27I'd like to say that your speed is catching up.
00:06:31That's the script?
00:06:32Is that what you mean?
00:06:33It's not a plant.
00:06:38Now, the most interesting comedians have gathered.
00:06:46Unlike the Tokyo show,
00:06:48the script is not as flimsy as a lie.
00:06:53Popular comedians from Tokyo have gathered.
00:06:56They talk about their troubles in Osaka, the capital of comedy.
00:07:00I've been told to be a virgin.
00:07:02And...
00:07:04I've been rejected by Umine and NGK.
00:07:07No matter how heavy the theater is,
00:07:09I'm sure I'll be rejected again.
00:07:11Isn't that Mr. Yutaka Oe?
00:07:15The power-hungry comedians have come to the theater.
00:07:19If I didn't appear in the theater,
00:07:21I might not be doing it anymore.
00:07:24Two comedians who made a comeback.
00:07:26Their glory is coming to an end.
00:07:30And...
00:07:31Go home!
00:07:32What was that?
00:07:34A series of shocking scenes.
00:07:36NGK's legendary comedy project.
00:07:45A man who is too delicate.
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00:13:16In this segment, we will be talking about the worries that the actors in Tokyo Yoshimoto's team have in Osaka.
00:13:22We, Black Mayonnaise, and Osaka's Paisen Waraimeshi, will be discussing how to solve those worries.
00:13:30And the star of the show today is Tokyo Yoshimoto's member, Menmen.
00:13:40Saito, you're from the Kanto region, but how do you feel about Away?
00:13:43When I first came to Osaka to do business in ION, I can't forget that experience.
00:13:50In ION, there's a place called Fukinuke, where you sleep on the ground.
00:13:54There are a lot of people watching from the second floor.
00:13:57I had to go through there to go down.
00:14:00At that time, a high school student, a mischievous boy, said,
00:14:06He said,
00:14:20Matsuo, how about you?
00:14:22I'm not complaining or anything.
00:14:26When I was on TV in Osaka, it was different from the Tokyo show.
00:14:33The script wasn't as flimsy as I thought it would be.
00:14:37I couldn't believe it.
00:14:39It was so thin, I couldn't believe it.
00:14:41It was disgusting!
00:14:43Kenji Tamura wrote the script for the show, and he sold it at a yakiniku restaurant.
00:14:48It wasn't a memo.
00:14:50It was a cover.
00:14:52It wasn't a memo.
00:14:53It was a cover.
00:14:54There are a lot of floor directors.
00:14:56In the Tokyo show, the flow is somehow decided.
00:15:00If you stray from it, the people here will try to fix it.
00:15:06No one does it.
00:15:08The people here in Osaka just clap their hands and laugh.
00:15:12I'm very grateful for that.
00:15:15There's a story today.
00:15:17No one asked what the story was about.
00:15:19That's right.
00:15:21They only said,
00:15:23What if the story was about baseball?
00:15:25There was no check to see if it was true or not.
00:15:29In Tokyo, they send a script or a video.
00:15:33They ask for a video of the story.
00:15:35They say, you can do whatever you want.
00:15:38It's the same in this show, right?
00:15:40It's the same in this show, right?
00:15:42Don't you check the story every time?
00:15:43No.
00:15:45When I was in Tokyo, they told me to check the story.
00:15:49I was very irritated.
00:15:51When I was in Tokyo, they told me to change the story.
00:15:55I was very irritated.
00:15:57They told me to change the story.
00:15:59They told me to change the story.
00:16:01Everything gets better.
00:16:03You can feel it when you go to Tokyo.
00:16:05That's right.
00:16:07If you say, I'm Shogi,
00:16:09Are you kidding me?
00:16:11Tokyo entertainers are annihilated.
00:16:13Osaka of terror.
00:16:16YTV's new program, Round 2.
00:16:19Osaka of terror.
00:16:23The young No.1.
00:16:25Catch it.
00:16:27At 3 p.m. on the 10th.
00:16:33Let's listen to the stories one by one.
00:16:35Here is the first story.
00:16:39Between Potsun and the theater.
00:16:41Between Potsun and the theater.
00:16:43A new program to consult Osaka's unique problems.
00:16:47First of all, how do Tokyo entertainers spend their free time?
00:16:55I don't have a lot of acquaintances.
00:16:58Your acquaintances may have come to Tokyo.
00:17:01That's right.
00:17:02I have a lot of viewers.
00:17:04As a result, we always spend time together in the dressing room.
00:17:10We eat together.
00:17:12Do you go to eat together?
00:17:14There is a restaurant next to NJK.
00:17:17I always go there.
00:17:20Do you go together?
00:17:22I order.
00:17:24I go to get it.
00:17:26For two people?
00:17:28I pay a little more money.
00:17:32To keep the bank.
00:17:35I'm going, so I'll get the money.
00:17:37I pay for it.
00:17:41You are a trendy god.
00:17:43Who is a god?
00:17:45Why is the number of people increasing?
00:17:49What do you do in between?
00:17:51I want to enjoy Osaka.
00:17:53I go to the JUMBO SAKABA.
00:17:55In between?
00:17:57We go to the JUMBO SAKABA.
00:17:59It's the biggest Okonomiyaki restaurant near NJK.
00:18:04Osaka people say it's a place to go at 3 o'clock.
00:18:08That's not true.
00:18:10We are looking forward to going there at 3 o'clock.
00:18:14There are only tourists and us.
00:18:17It's a good place to go at 1 o'clock.
00:18:19You can eat Okonomiyaki for 700 yen.
00:18:23It's cheap.
00:18:24There is also rice.
00:18:25I...
00:18:28I'm sorry.
00:18:30I can't express my excitement.
00:18:34I can come to Osaka.
00:18:36I can eat rice with Okonomiyaki.
00:18:40Why can't you eat rice?
00:18:42I couldn't eat rice at first.
00:18:43I wondered why I could eat rice and Okonomiyaki together.
00:18:46Now I can't eat Okonomiyaki and rice together.
00:18:48I have a bad body.
00:18:50He can't eat Okonomiyaki.
00:18:52He can't eat Okonomiyaki alone.
00:18:55I want to eat rice with Okonomiyaki.
00:18:58What does Nishida do?
00:18:59My house is close to his house.
00:19:01I see.
00:19:03I cook Oden on my way home.
00:19:06It takes 3 hours.
00:19:08Can I go to your house?
00:19:10I don't mind.
00:19:12But I cook Oden.
00:19:15I don't want to bother you.
00:19:17I don't want to bother you.
00:19:19Let's move on to the next story.
00:19:22If there was a master...
00:19:26There are many masters in Osaka.
00:19:30There are many legends.
00:19:32There are many legends in Osaka.
00:19:37I don't see masters in Tokyo.
00:19:40But I see masters in NGK.
00:19:43They are kind.
00:19:45They are kind like an old man.
00:19:48I met a master.
00:19:50He was angry at me.
00:19:52He was angry at me.
00:19:54What did he say?
00:19:56I was angry.
00:19:57He said, are you kidding?
00:19:59Are you kidding?
00:20:01I was so angry.
00:20:03He said, play Mahjong!
00:20:05He said, play Mahjong!
00:20:07He has a bad personality.
00:20:09I was once told by Master Hanako Miyagawa.
00:20:12When the winter sonata was popular,
00:20:14When the winter sonata was popular,
00:20:16I was asked, who are you?
00:20:18I ran and ran away.
00:20:20Say something!
00:20:22Say something!
00:20:24I can't say what it is.
00:20:26Say what it is!
00:20:28I didn't run and run away.
00:20:30Daisuke Shonan woke up and said,
00:20:32Red!
00:20:34Ise Jingu is burning!
00:20:40And his disciple said,
00:20:42It's not burning anymore.
00:20:44I said, I'm going to put out the fire.
00:20:46He said, I'm going to put out the fire.
00:20:48He said, it wasn't burning anymore.
00:20:50That's how strong he was.
00:20:54I'd like to know,
00:20:56When I'm in the NJK's dressing room,
00:20:58I talk to Shio.
00:21:00He's a kind person.
00:21:02Yano Paisen and
00:21:04Nishikawa Kiyoshi
00:21:06When I talk to Shio,
00:21:08I can't stay away from him for 20 minutes.
00:21:10It's a long story.
00:21:12I don't know how to
00:21:14get through it.
00:21:18How is Shio Kiyoshi and Yano's
00:21:20response?
00:21:22I always use this technique.
00:21:24Robin of NJK
00:21:26talks to me.
00:21:28Those two people
00:21:30don't care if they have a turn next.
00:21:32They talk to me.
00:21:34I always do it.
00:21:36If I'm in a bad situation,
00:21:38I look at Shio twice.
00:21:40I look at Shio twice.
00:21:42Then Shio and Yano
00:21:44look at me.
00:21:46Then I say,
00:21:48I'm sorry.
00:21:50Yano, you don't have to ignore it.
00:21:56When we broke the story
00:21:58in Gion Kagetsu,
00:22:00Masato of Zabonchi
00:22:02said, you're energetic.
00:22:04You can watch
00:22:06this program.
00:22:08After that, he said,
00:22:10I'm Osamu.
00:22:12You guys.
00:22:14You guys.
00:22:16I don't understand
00:22:18what he's talking about.
00:22:20I went to the toilet.
00:22:22Shio came out
00:22:24from the table.
00:22:26He said,
00:22:28Nishida,
00:22:30I'm not pooping.
00:22:32He's an elementary school student.
00:22:34You came in.
00:22:36I came out.
00:22:38You're not pooping.
00:22:40I don't understand.
00:22:42It's impossible to understand.
00:22:44It's like a disaster.
00:22:46I thought it was a disaster.
00:22:48I thought it was a disaster.
00:22:50I thought it was a disaster.
00:22:52The answer to the big America
00:22:54is that.
00:22:56I thought it was a disaster.
00:22:58When Daisuke Miyagawa came,
00:23:00I thought
00:23:02a tiger came.
00:23:06What should I do?
00:23:08Roll over.
00:23:10Roll over.
00:23:14Double Bokeh is here.
00:23:18Masai Lovers
00:23:20Laugh Table
00:23:26Hello.
00:23:30Thank you very much.
00:23:34When I was in junior high school,
00:23:36I was in a rebellious period.
00:23:38I was arrogant
00:23:40to my friends.
00:23:42I remember
00:23:44I went to pick up my friend
00:23:46who went to school in the morning.
00:23:48His friend was arguing with his mother.
00:23:50He was a weak guy.
00:23:52There were a lot of people
00:23:54who got angry and came out.
00:23:56Junior high school students
00:23:58I was preparing to go to school.
00:24:00My mother said,
00:24:02You should eat breakfast.
00:24:04I was told that.
00:24:06I didn't have time to eat breakfast.
00:24:08I was angry.
00:24:10I went to pick up my friend.
00:24:12I fought with my mother
00:24:14and came out of the door.
00:24:16It's noisy.
00:24:18I'm sorry.
00:24:20I ate a little.
00:24:22It's noisy.
00:24:24Why?
00:24:26You are my father.
00:24:28You are my son.
00:24:30You should give up.
00:24:32We are junior high school students.
00:24:34Come and pick me up.
00:24:36It's noisy.
00:24:38You are angry.
00:24:40My mother said,
00:24:42You should eat breakfast.
00:24:44It's noisy.
00:24:46I ate a little.
00:24:48Did you eat?
00:24:50You should have listened to me.
00:24:52You don't care about nutrition.
00:24:54Come and pick me up.
00:24:56Die!
00:24:58Don't die!
00:25:00If you die,
00:25:02I will be angry.
00:25:04I ate a little.
00:25:06It's noisy.
00:25:08You are a good boy.
00:25:10You don't have to go to school.
00:25:12It's noisy.
00:25:14It's noisy.
00:25:16You are angry.
00:25:18It's noisy.
00:25:20It's noisy.
00:25:22It's noisy.
00:25:24I'm angry.
00:25:26My mother said,
00:25:28You should eat breakfast.
00:25:30It's noisy.
00:25:32I don't need breakfast.
00:25:34It's noisy.
00:25:36I don't have time.
00:25:38My mother said,
00:25:40You should eat breakfast.
00:25:42It's noisy.
00:25:44I ate a little.
00:25:46You should have listened to me.
00:25:48It's noisy.
00:25:50Why is the door so long?
00:25:52What's wrong with your house?
00:25:54It's not like that.
00:25:56It's noisy.
00:25:58I'm angry.
00:26:00We are friends.
00:26:02It's noisy.
00:26:04It's low.
00:26:06Why does your house keep changing?
00:26:08It's noisy.
00:26:10I'm angry.
00:26:12The dog ran away.
00:26:14It's noisy.
00:26:16I'm angry.
00:26:18What's wrong with you?
00:26:20It's noisy.
00:26:22It's noisy.
00:26:24It's noisy.
00:26:26Who is that?
00:26:28It's noisy.
00:26:30I'm back.
00:26:32I was waiting for you.
00:26:34It's noisy.
00:26:36It's noisy.
00:26:38I'm Nishida.
00:26:40It's the same.
00:26:42Call me.
00:26:44I don't have time.
00:26:46I'm angry.
00:26:48It's Nishida.
00:26:50It's you.
00:26:52You called me Nishida.
00:26:54You called me Nishida.
00:26:56Who are you?
00:26:58I'm Rezanov.
00:27:00It's you.
00:27:06I'm pretending.
00:27:08Are you stupid?
00:27:10The second finalists'
00:27:13Bakusho Manzai.
00:27:15It's already 20 minutes.
00:27:17That's right.
00:27:22Sometimes dangerous strong style.
00:27:26Manzai Lovers Metal Bat.
00:27:44Hello. I'm Metal Bat.
00:27:46Hello.
00:27:48Hello.
00:28:02I'm pretending.
00:28:04Are you stupid?
00:28:06Are you stupid?
00:28:08You did it.
00:28:10I'm angry.
00:28:12What kind of person is he?
00:28:14He is an elementary school teacher.
00:28:16Don't bother him.
00:28:18That's right.
00:28:20Where did you learn it?
00:28:22I was an elementary school teacher.
00:28:26You are an old woman.
00:28:28Don't call me an old woman.
00:28:30You are an old woman.
00:28:32You are an old woman.
00:28:34Age doesn't matter to a woman.
00:28:36That's right.
00:28:38That's right.
00:28:40It's true that I'm old.
00:28:42But I don't feel my age.
00:28:44So I can't eat well.
00:28:46You are an old woman.
00:28:48What is it?
00:28:50You are an old woman.
00:28:52All the people who praise women are old women.
00:28:54I'm from Takashimaya.
00:28:56You are an old woman.
00:28:58You are fashionable.
00:29:00What is fashionable?
00:29:02You always wear beautiful kimono.
00:29:04You are an old woman.
00:29:06Your obi is very aggressive.
00:29:08My obi is aggressive?
00:29:10Are you aggressive?
00:29:12I'm aggressive.
00:29:14Your obi is aggressive.
00:29:16You're so cool.
00:29:17What do you mean?
00:29:18There's a Benz emblem here.
00:29:20You're so cool.
00:29:22You're a Mercedes grandmother.
00:29:25You're so cool.
00:29:26You're so cool.
00:29:27You two are getting along well.
00:29:29Getting along well?
00:29:30Yes.
00:29:31What do you mean?
00:29:32The other day,
00:29:33there was a day when you two met for the first time.
00:29:36Oh, was it the entrance ceremony?
00:29:38Was it April 1st?
00:29:39At that time,
00:29:40you two went to a temple.
00:29:41Don't go to a temple with a grandmother.
00:29:43If you wait, she'll automatically hate you.
00:29:46At the entrance of the temple,
00:29:48you two poured water on each other.
00:29:50No, no, no.
00:29:52You're not that kind of gimmick.
00:29:54No, I'm not.
00:29:55Then you two went shopping.
00:29:58It was a special day,
00:30:00so I said,
00:30:01I'll buy you anything you like.
00:30:03Oh, you're so nice.
00:30:05Then the teacher said,
00:30:07What I want
00:30:09is not something I can buy with money.
00:30:11Oh, my.
00:30:13He looked me in the eye.
00:30:15Oh, my.
00:30:18I wanted a cartilage on my knee.
00:30:20Oh, that's right.
00:30:21That's a good one.
00:30:22That's a good one.
00:30:23That's too much.
00:30:24Then the teacher prepared a present for me.
00:30:27Oh, that's a lot of money.
00:30:29What kind of present?
00:30:30He prepared a Power Stone with my name on it.
00:30:34Oh, that's cute.
00:30:35It's good, isn't it?
00:30:36With your name on it.
00:30:37What's your name?
00:30:38Is it Kobayashi Keisuke?
00:30:39Is it a Power Stone with Keisuke written on it?
00:30:40No, it's written Kobayashi-ke.
00:30:43No, it's a Power Stone.
00:30:45Power Stone?
00:30:46The one you put on your hand?
00:30:47No, it's a big square.
00:30:48You're destroying it.
00:30:49You said it was a Power Stone.
00:30:51That's not a Power Stone.
00:30:52That's a stone that's used by those who have no power.
00:30:54Oh, really?
00:30:55That's the last stone.
00:30:56Oh, really?
00:30:57Why are you giving me that?
00:30:58And then the two of us went to the teacher's house.
00:31:01What? You're an old man, aren't you?
00:31:02That's right.
00:31:03You're annoying.
00:31:04Well, it's just the two of us in the room.
00:31:07What?
00:31:08It's getting better and better.
00:31:09Oh, my.
00:31:11The teacher said,
00:31:12I don't want it anymore.
00:31:14Oh, my.
00:31:16And then he said,
00:31:17I want to wipe it off.
00:31:18That's not funny.
00:31:20That's not funny.
00:31:22That's not funny, you idiot.
00:31:23What?
00:31:24Don't wipe it off.
00:31:25No, it's good.
00:31:26That's how human emotions go up and down.
00:31:29Is that so?
00:31:30Hey, you're an adult, aren't you?
00:31:32That's right.
00:31:33I'd like to hear something more interesting.
00:31:35Oh, that's what you want to hear?
00:31:36Of course.
00:31:37Everyone's ears are low right now.
00:31:39Give it to me.
00:31:40There's something like that.
00:31:41There is?
00:31:42Yes, there is.
00:31:43It's detailed.
00:31:44The teacher said,
00:31:45It's a secret to my husband.
00:31:46You did it.
00:31:47He gave me 500 yen.
00:31:48He's my grandson.
00:31:49He's my grandson.
00:31:50He's my grandson.
00:31:51We can't keep this relationship going.
00:31:53You don't care, do you?
00:31:54What?
00:31:55You go to the temple, eat fuki, and have 500 yen, do you?
00:31:57You're a nanny, aren't you?
00:31:58No, it's not good.
00:31:59You don't care, do you?
00:32:00I'm talking to the teacher.
00:32:03What should I do?
00:32:04What is it?
00:32:05Let's start with the conclusion.
00:32:06What is it?
00:32:07What is it?
00:32:08We're going to have a teacher join our metal bat.
00:32:12I don't want it.
00:32:13I don't want it.
00:32:14I don't want it.
00:32:15Is this a legal end?
00:32:16I don't want it.
00:32:17Why can't you put in an old lady?
00:32:18You're a dullard.
00:32:19I don't want it.
00:32:20I don't want it.
00:32:21Then I get it.
00:32:22What is it?
00:32:23Let's put in a husband too.
00:32:24Why don't you say it?
00:32:25I don't want it.
00:32:26I don't want it.
00:32:27Why don't you have to satisfy with an old man, an old woman, a bald man, and a long hair?
00:32:28What?
00:32:29I don't understand.
00:32:30I don't understand.
00:32:31They're funny.
00:32:32They're really good people.
00:32:33You're not funny.
00:32:34What?
00:32:35You're not funny.
00:32:37What?
00:32:38I don't want it.
00:32:39I don't want it.
00:32:40Wait, wait.
00:32:41I'm sorry.
00:32:42I have one request.
00:32:43You keep asking for requests.
00:32:44What is it?
00:32:45Can we make the day that we officially join our metal bat the day when I and the teacher
00:32:46first met?
00:32:47Is that the first day of April?
00:32:48When was the entrance ceremony?
00:32:49It's on September 1st.
00:32:50You were a transfer student!
00:32:51No, no, no.
00:32:52Thank you so much.
00:32:53Thank you so much.
00:32:54Thank you so much.
00:32:55I don't want it.
00:32:56I don't want it.
00:32:57I don't want it.
00:32:58I don't want it.
00:32:59I don't want it.
00:33:00I don't want it.
00:33:01I don't want it.
00:33:02I don't want it.
00:33:03I don't want it.
00:33:04Oh
00:33:27Oh
00:33:34They'll hold a it's got what I know Cami this
00:33:49Kona Ida
00:33:51Chica I don't know live you'll meet each other. No, no, no, so can you did it?
00:33:55Honey, honey flowers do you do say I don't know group?
00:33:59No, no, no, but it's a tiny little bit of a song that he took a look at that. I took a joke. They need to go show
00:34:05Okay, got you got you go show
00:34:09What I see got honey, honey
00:34:13Flowers no, I think we're there's gonna
00:34:15Takai Koenita Kaihana nozomi not a joke. Oh, she's a me that's watch. Oh, they're Taka Nozomi
00:34:21Takahashi Nozomi this Takahashi Nozomi, John. Oh, they got you man. I'll show you guys soon. Hey, so
00:34:30Sato no Yona Amai Koen Sato no Yona Amai Kao Sato no go hanga dice
00:34:35Kides Sato Ichi Yori Mo Sato Ichi
00:34:39Kakuzato Yori Mo Kona Sato
00:34:41Ito Nito Sato
00:34:44Sato Nogo
00:34:46Oh, yeah
00:34:51Sato P Saku Sato
00:34:54Sato Amai Kaori
00:34:56Watashi no kami mo e Kaori
00:34:58Charm point waka. Oh
00:35:01No, yeah
00:35:03Saori Shiori no Kaori
00:35:06Kyo no Tachi Ichi Hachiko desu Hachizume Kyomaruko desu
00:35:15Hachizume Kyomaruko desu
00:35:17Kaori
00:35:19Soshite
00:35:22Ki no shita de machiawase kuwa ki no shita
00:35:27Mata shita ago shita ki no shita ki no nani shita ki no shita dou shita ki no shita
00:35:34Ki no shita ni aru no wa ne mo to ne mo to ne mo to
00:35:41Imouto
00:35:43Ki no shita no ne mo to
00:35:46Ne mo to ne mo to ne mo to
00:35:48Ki no shita wo mire
00:35:50Hon ni hasamu no wa shiori
00:35:52Shiorashii onna
00:35:54Shiori
00:35:56Ki no shita shiori ka ne mo to shiori wa
00:35:58Notteru densha wa yuri kamome
00:36:00Yura yura yuri yuri
00:36:02Yura yura yuri yuri
00:36:04Shiori no kawari ni hasamu no wa
00:36:06Yuri no hana
00:36:08Yura yura yuri yuri
00:36:10Ki no shita wo
00:36:12Ne mo to ni
00:36:15Ki no shita yuri
00:36:17Ne mo to yuri
00:36:19Dore nano?
00:36:21Che noriko desu
00:36:23Che noriko nano?
00:36:25Che noriko nano?
00:36:27Che noriko desu
00:36:29Ki no shita toka ne mo to toka
00:36:31Iroiro yutteta yo
00:36:33Iroiro yutteta? Nani kore?
00:36:35Zangi no karaage tabetai na
00:36:37Zangi?
00:36:39Zange janakute
00:36:41Zangi ga shitai
00:36:43Ginza no gyaku wa
00:36:45Zangii
00:36:47Nigotta hayashi wa
00:36:49Bayashi
00:36:51Zangiefu no debayashi
00:36:53Zangibayashi
00:36:55Zangibayashi
00:36:57Sukina desert wa
00:36:59Jure
00:37:01Jure wo tabetai
00:37:03Mi
00:37:05Sukina suuji wa
00:37:07Juu zero san
00:37:09Jure mi
00:37:11Dore mi
00:37:13Jure mi
00:37:15Jure mi
00:37:17Jure mi
00:37:19Haru ni danjiki che che che
00:37:21Haru danji jei pomeko desu
00:37:23Oe wa oe
00:37:25Nansha tora nama yo oe
00:37:27Haru danji jei pomeko?
00:37:29Hai
00:37:31Haru danji jei pomeko desu
00:37:33Zangibayashi jure mi janakute?
00:37:35Haru danji jei pomeko?
00:37:37Ehe
00:37:39Zangiefurawazu onegai shimasu
00:37:41Nansha tora idol oe
00:37:43Ii daro
00:37:45Zangiefurawazu onegai shimasu
00:37:47Zangiefurawazu onegai shimasu
00:37:49Zangiefurawazu onegai shimasu
00:37:51Zangiefurawazu onegai shimasu
00:37:53Zangiefurawazu onegai shimasu
00:37:55Zangiefurawazu onegai shimasu
00:37:57Zangiefurawazu onegai shimasu
00:37:59Zangiefurawazu onegai shimasu
00:38:01Zangiefurawazu onegai shimasu
00:38:03Zangiefurawazu onegai shimasu
00:38:05Zangiefurawazu onegai shimasu
00:38:07Arigatou gozaimasu
00:38:09Arigatou gozaimasu
00:38:11Shumi ga nakute
00:38:13Shumi ne tashikai
00:38:15Boku ne ryori o mataku shita koto ga nakute
00:38:17Dakara ryori o shumi ni sureba
00:38:19Shumi mo dekiru shi ryori mo dekiru you ni naru shi
00:38:21Ryori shumi wa subarashii shumi da to omou yo
00:38:23Ryori o hajimeyou to omottan desu kedo
00:38:25Terebi bangumi toka mitsutemo
00:38:27Yoku aru janaisuka
00:38:29Dare demo dekiru kantan kukkingu
00:38:31Boku hontoni yatta koto nainde
00:38:33Dare demo dekiru kantan kukkingu
00:38:35Kantan kukkingu desura muzukashii n desu yo
00:38:37Chotto shita you ga wakanna kattari sun da yo
00:38:39Dakara hontoni nandemo nai
00:38:41Karei no tsukurikata toka yatte nai ka na
00:38:43Tte omotte terebi mitemo
00:38:45Simple karei no tsukurikata da
00:38:47Sasugani yatte nai ka karei dake wa
00:38:49Tada kono mae NHK de yattete
00:38:51Sore rokuga shite
00:38:53Sore mite oboiyou to omou
00:38:55Soshitara kantan ni dekiru ja nai no?
00:38:57Haratte masu yo
00:38:59Iie daremo utagatte nai yo
00:39:01Ima minasan ga haratte mo nai NHK
00:39:03Iie daremo utagatte nai kara
00:39:05Mata kono member de atsumaru koto areba
00:39:07Nee yo kono member de atsumaru koto yo
00:39:09Meisai motte kimasu
00:39:11Iie daremo utagatte nai kara
00:39:132kagetsu ni 1kai hikiotoshi de
00:39:15Haratte nakattara wakannai
00:39:17Donna koto iu na hito mae de yo
00:39:19Donna iikata shiten da yo
00:39:21Soredori tsukurou to omotte
00:39:23Epuron toka shokki mo onnaji yatsu soroemashita
00:39:25Amma inai de sonna yatsu
00:39:27Kagami mitai ni shite yaritakatta
00:39:29Epuron to shokki soroeta?
00:39:31Bangumi to issho ni?
00:39:33Sugoi ne sore wa
00:39:35Ryouri wo tsukutteru kata ga migi hiki dattande
00:39:37Boku migi hiki nandesu kedo
00:39:39Hidari te de yaru koto
00:39:41Kagami ni shitainde
00:39:43Ryouri wa dekinai ndesu kedo
00:39:45Tesaki wa kiyou nande
00:39:47Assari susumu desu yo
00:39:49Curry no tsukurikata nante simple dakara
00:39:51Itamete nabe ni irete
00:39:53O mizu irete
00:39:5520pun hi ni kakemasu
00:39:5720pun go no mono ga kochira desu
00:39:59De onnaji koutei de tsukutten no ni
00:40:0120pun go no mono ga nakute
00:40:03Ha?
00:40:05Dakara
00:40:07Onnaji koutei de tsukutta no ni
00:40:0920pun go no mono ga nakute
00:40:11Uso desho?
00:40:13Boku fushigi chan ja nainde
00:40:15Koko ni nai no nante
00:40:17Touzen ja nai
00:40:19Yousuru ni
00:40:2120pun go no mono wo
00:40:23Jizen ni junbi shinakya ikite
00:40:2520pun go no mono wo
00:40:27Tsukuridashita no?
00:40:2920pun go no mono wo tsukuridashita no?
00:40:31Ha? to omotte
00:40:3320pun go no mono wo tsukuru no ni
00:40:3520pun go no mono wo
00:40:37Sou naru yo ne
00:40:39Eikyuu ni oitsukenai
00:40:41Dekiru wake nai ja
00:40:43Suugakuteki paradoksu ga
00:40:45Akirisuto kame mitai
00:40:47Dekinai daru
00:40:4920pun go no mono wa omae ni wa
00:40:51Jounetsu de norikiru shika nai to omotte
00:40:53Genkai made tsukuttan desu yo
00:40:55Genkai te nani?
00:40:57Demo kore mo oitsukenai to omotte
00:40:597tsu de yamemashita
00:41:01Ya wakarimasu
00:41:037 made ittanda tera 10 made ikeyo
00:41:05Kini nante nai no dare mo
00:41:07Sonna koto de ne daro
00:41:097tsu de akiramete
00:41:117tsu karei no nabe
00:41:13Karei no nabe tte iu ka
00:41:15Karei demo nai desu yo
00:41:17Honto nan daro sono jyoutai
00:41:19Yasai ga mizu ni hitatteru yatsu
00:41:21Henna jyoutai da ne
00:41:23Hmm
00:41:25Somosomo ore
00:41:27Karei suki janai shi na
00:41:29Nani sore?
00:41:31Wakaranai wakaranai
00:41:33Boku pachinko kara manandandesu
00:41:35Pachinko de sanman gurai maketeru toki ni
00:41:37Ikkai sanmanen gurai no
00:41:39Kuuki seijouki wo souzo shite
00:41:41Kuuki seijouki kaetana
00:41:43Demo iranai ka?
00:41:45Soshitara sanmanen
00:41:47Maketenai koto ni naru
00:41:49Kuuki seijouki kakute sutetande
00:41:51Kore ga seishinteki ukemi
00:41:53Wakaranai desu
00:41:55Ima sore wo shimashita
00:41:57Sore dekiten do sore
00:41:59Seishinteki ukemi wo shitande
00:42:01Saijou kara ugokenakatta no
00:42:03Karei no nabe ga 7tsu atte
00:42:05Tori aizu mizu no kasa wo kaemashita
00:42:07Mizu ga sukunai yatsu kara
00:42:09Tabemono de asobu da yo
00:42:11Sonna koto shinaide waruin dakedo
00:42:13Ima mizu kasa ga kou nattemasu
00:42:15So nan daro dakara
00:42:17Sou naruto dou naru ka wakarimasu
00:42:19Wakaru?
00:42:21Koko ni onkai ga umaremashita
00:42:23Omae nani yutten da yo teme
00:42:25Doremi wa sorashita no ga umare desu
00:42:27Zutto wake wakanai koto yutten ja nee yo
00:42:29Tataku to ii oto naru desu yo
00:42:31Sou kantan ni onkai umarenai desho
00:42:33Dakara shumi dekimashita
00:42:35Katteni yattero yo
00:42:37Arigatou gozaimashita
00:42:43Dekijou detenakattara
00:42:45Mou yattenai kawashin da desu ne
00:42:47DM no ato
00:42:49Saibreikuchuu no The Punch ni michake
00:42:51Sono hikari to kage ni semarimasu
00:42:55YTV BANBAI SHINJIN SHOW ROUND 2
00:42:57WANAI NO SEISHI OOSAKA DE
00:42:59WAKATE NO.1 NO ZAO
00:43:01TSUKAMITORE
00:43:03TOUKA NICHIYO
00:43:05GOGO SANJI GOJUUGO FUN
00:43:07MIRAI YOSOUZU LOVERS
00:43:09MIRAI YOSOUZU LOVERS
00:43:11MIRAI YOSOUZU LOVERS
00:43:13MIRAI YOSOUZU LOVERS
00:43:15MIRAI YOSOUZU LOVERS
00:43:17CHANCE!
00:43:19DEMA TANOSHITE
00:43:21DEMA TANOSHITE
00:43:23MC MANZAI
00:43:25Now, this corner is
00:43:27the purchases for the
00:43:28three popular comic books
00:43:30that will
00:43:31to unlock their past, present,
00:43:33and their entire futures.
00:43:35It is our pleasure
00:43:37to welcome the first reading
00:43:39The Punch.
00:43:41Kimo tru
00:43:42So, from now on, we will talk about the past and the future of The Punch, which is currently being re-released,
00:43:50along with the junior entertainers who also played an active role in The Second.
00:43:58Well, I'm not the one to say this, but there are a lot of different types of booze here today.
00:44:05That's true.
00:44:06Everyone on the left side of the convenience store is like this.
00:44:12This time, The Punch is in the middle of the week.
00:44:16How is it going? After going to Tokyo?
00:44:18At first, I didn't have a chance to be with you at all.
00:44:22From The Second, we've been together a lot.
00:44:26We were the MCs of the preliminary round, and it was called the knockout stage.
00:44:30Even from there, it was a great power, so I felt like I couldn't make it to the top.
00:44:38Every time we meet at the theater, I feel like I can't do it anymore.
00:44:44It's amazing. You did a great job.
00:44:47But in fact, it's like a nail was pulled out.
00:44:50After all, I feel like I have a connection to my heart as a champion.
00:44:56Wait a minute. We're not champions.
00:44:59I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:45:01I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:45:03If the staff thought you were a champion, they would have taken it away.
00:45:09I couldn't say it all the time.
00:45:11I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:45:12It was fun. I thought I was a champion.
00:45:14It's the second place in the instrument selection.
00:45:16That's right.
00:45:17I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:45:18I'll start over. I'm sorry.
00:45:20I'm sorry.
00:45:21I'm sorry.
00:45:23I don't have any customers.
00:45:25I've been to Umine, and I've been to NGK.
00:45:28No matter how heavy the theater is, there's no way I'm going to lose again.
00:45:33I'm the theater director.
00:45:34Oh, I see.
00:45:36The most unskilled man in the theater that popular entertainers are talking about.
00:45:43That's...
00:45:44Sayonara!
00:45:47Who's doing it?
00:45:5027 years of experience.
00:45:52The pride of Tokyo, the theater director, The Punch.
00:45:56Chance!
00:45:58Chance!
00:46:00He's been on a lot of TV shows.
00:46:03Once, he disappeared from the TV.
00:46:0716 years until this year's re-break.
00:46:10What was he doing?
00:46:13We're going to find out.
00:46:21Good morning.
00:46:23Good morning.
00:46:25Thank you for coming to Umine today.
00:46:28Thank you very much.
00:46:30I'll see you soon.
00:46:31No, no, no.
00:46:33I'm embarrassed.
00:46:36I'm nervous about the close interview, which is almost the first time.
00:46:43How did The Punch get together?
00:46:47It was a high school soccer club.
00:46:50We were doing it at a cultural festival.
00:46:53It was so funny.
00:46:56I felt like I wasn't going to be a professional.
00:46:58It's not what you think.
00:47:01In this way, the two of them passed the audition as high school second-year students.
00:47:06On the road to martial arts.
00:47:08They've been working hard since they were undergrads.
00:47:12It's the last year of their martial arts career.
00:47:14They're going to seize the opportunity.
00:47:17I'm sorry. Thank you.
00:47:20Opportunity!
00:47:22Opportunity!
00:47:24I'm embarrassed.
00:47:26I'm going to die.
00:47:27I'm going to wash my ass in a fire truck.
00:47:31In 2008, he made a big break in the popular show, Red Carpet.
00:47:37I suddenly got more work.
00:47:40I went to a place I've never been to before.
00:47:43The audience was waiting for me.
00:47:46I was excited.
00:47:48I got to eat for the first time.
00:47:51I got to meet people.
00:47:54At the end of the year, he went to the final of the M-1 Grand Prix.
00:48:00He went up the stairs to become a star.
00:48:03Moiki Kato.
00:48:05I don't remember much.
00:48:08Of course.
00:48:10I can't watch it yet.
00:48:14The extreme tension caused the rhythm of the two people to go crazy.
00:48:22What's going to happen to the TV exposure since M-1?
00:48:25It's going to decrease, of course.
00:48:27As you all know.
00:48:30Oh, my God!
00:48:33One point from a popular entertainer.
00:48:35He disappeared from the TV.
00:48:42Here you go.
00:48:50I've seen it.
00:48:52You scared me.
00:48:57I've always been praised by entertainers.
00:49:02I thought it was okay to do it.
00:49:08They've gone far away from the bright place.
00:49:12But they didn't give up on Manzai.
00:49:18What did they find out?
00:49:22If I hadn't been on the theater, I wouldn't have done it.
00:49:26It was desperate.
00:49:28Everyone was more famous and popular.
00:49:33Obviously, when we were the lowest,
00:49:36I thought, if I don't get the most votes today, I won't be called next time.
00:49:42It's been going on for a long time.
00:49:44You're in a good mood.
00:49:46What they aimed for was Manzai shining in Yose.
00:49:50Anyway, by making the audience in front of them laugh,
00:49:54They've become more particular about it than anyone else.
00:49:57It's funny.
00:49:59It's funny.
00:50:02It's funny.
00:50:04It's funny.
00:50:07In Osaka, there are many actors.
00:50:12No matter how heavy the theater is, it will be a big hit.
00:50:16I don't choose the audience.
00:50:18I'm in Lumine.
00:50:20I'm in NGK.
00:50:22It's best to have a theater.
00:50:27Manzai who can protect the theater.
00:50:36And in May of this year,
00:50:38They are back in the final of the show race.
00:50:42Manzai, who has been active for more than 16 years,
00:50:46They won the second place in Japan.
00:50:51I feel like I'm getting more and more grateful to the audience.
00:50:56This ticket is so expensive.
00:51:01I'm sure there are people coming from far away.
00:51:05It's not a matter of course.
00:51:10I'm glad that people think it was worth it.
00:51:14I've always wanted to do that.
00:51:19I didn't think about it at all in the past.
00:51:25The next goal of the strongest entertainer in the world is
00:51:29The teachers who are active on the big stage of NGK.
00:51:34The evolution of the immortal manzai is unstoppable.
00:51:39Thank you very much.
00:51:47We have to do manzai.
00:51:53But it's a good VTR.
00:51:55I still can't see it.
00:51:57I can't see it.
00:51:59I hung the DVD on the veranda and used it to avoid crows.
00:52:04Put it out.
00:52:06I don't want to do it anymore.
00:52:08I've seen a lot of 2005.
00:52:12I'm a champion.
00:52:14I'm wondering if someone will upload it illegally.
00:52:17That's no good.
00:52:22Catch copy.
00:52:24Finalists can catch copies of everyone.
00:52:27In our time,
00:52:29Mr. Warayume is a high school double bokeh.
00:52:32King Kong is a reverse super rookie.
00:52:36Everyone is cool.
00:52:38The Punch is the last chance.
00:52:43It looks weak.
00:52:49We are the opposite of men who can't be popular.
00:52:56You thought about quitting, didn't you?
00:52:58In 2005, we went to the second round of M-1.
00:53:05The response was good.
00:53:09But I didn't want to be called.
00:53:13Everyone was watching M-1.
00:53:15But I couldn't see it.
00:53:17So I went home.
00:53:19I turned on the TV because I was worried.
00:53:21It was the second round of the final.
00:53:24Mr. Muramaya was coming out at the end.
00:53:27When I got home,
00:53:29I was wondering why it wasn't me.
00:53:32When I saw Mr. Muramaya,
00:53:35I was glad I didn't come out.
00:53:38If I had come out now, I would have been embarrassed.
00:53:41Mr. Muramaya's story was so interesting.
00:53:43Because we were interesting?
00:53:45I thought I couldn't go to M-1 for another three years.
00:53:50I thought I should quit.
00:53:52I thought I had to quit.
00:53:54You forced yourself into it.
00:53:56I was wondering what to do.
00:53:58At the beginning of the year, I was doing a young man's live at Lumine.
00:54:01Mr. Muramaya came as an emcee.
00:54:03He wanted to be a champion.
00:54:05He said,
00:54:07I've never met you before.
00:54:09Then Mr. Yoshida said,
00:54:11I saw the rematch.
00:54:13I thought you might come.
00:54:15He said something like that.
00:54:17There was a list of young people's lives on the wall.
00:54:22He said,
00:54:24We're not popular, so we're always in the middle.
00:54:27Mr. Yoshida was smoking.
00:54:29He said,
00:54:31Handsome guys are gone soon.
00:54:33It's okay.
00:54:35I went somewhere.
00:54:37I was surprised.
00:54:39I was surprised.
00:54:41It's like a star of a popular junior.
00:54:44I did my best.
00:54:47Is that my cool story or a low story?
00:54:50It's not a cool story.
00:54:52It's not good for the environment.
00:54:55It's cool and cool.
00:54:58It's cool and cool.
00:55:00The DVD of 2005 M-1
00:55:03I've been shown twice at Mr. Yoshida's house.
00:55:07I can't do that.
00:55:09I can't do that.
00:55:11It's cool to do it proudly.
00:55:13I see.
00:55:14Here's the future forecast of The Punch.
00:55:17Two people who are active in the theater.
00:55:19This is the manzai who is the target of the future.
00:55:24The Bunch
00:55:26I chose it by name.
00:55:28Even if you're over 70 years old, you're still active in NGK.
00:55:32I want to be a good manzai.
00:55:34He was also in the second.
00:55:36That's right.
00:55:38Now, the day of Mr. Bunch, who admires The Punch, has come.
00:55:45It was amazing.
00:55:47I don't know where it's used.
00:55:50In a good way, they were monsters.
00:55:54Let's take a look at it.
00:55:56Here you go.
00:56:00It's raining.
00:56:02It's raining.
00:56:04In front of NGK.
00:56:06The umbrella is big.
00:56:08It's raining.
00:56:10It's raining.
00:56:12It's raining in front of NGK.
00:56:14It's raining in front of NGK.
00:56:16It's raining in front of NGK.
00:56:18Now, the day of Mr. Bunch, who admires The Punch, has come.
00:56:24He stole the manzai road of the master and became a star manzai of NGK.
00:56:30I'm The Punch.
00:56:32I'm The Bunch.
00:56:34How many years have you been active?
00:56:3752 years.
00:56:3952 years?
00:56:41I'm 53 years old now.
00:56:43I'm drinking this.
00:56:49It's miso soup.
00:56:52This is the amount of miso soup.
00:56:54It's the first time to show it.
00:56:55I don't buy it.
00:56:57I don't buy it.
00:56:59The two men are suddenly being shaken by the master.
00:57:07Yes.
00:57:09That's right.
00:57:11The master is always praying.
00:57:13The master and Nishikawa Kiyoshi are on stage.
00:57:17They are going crazy.
00:57:20It's cool.
00:57:26How is it?
00:57:28Are you okay?
00:57:30Stop it.
00:57:32Stop it.
00:57:35The master came out of nowhere.
00:57:42It's the master's turn.
00:57:45The master is warming up with a tap dance.
00:57:50The master is quiet.
00:57:53It's a must.
00:58:04The master and Nishikawa Kiyoshi are on stage.
00:58:09I'm sorry.
00:58:19How did you make it?
00:58:23The master and Nishikawa Kiyoshi are on stage.
00:58:29It was amazing.
00:58:32It's always fun.
00:58:35It's always fun.
00:58:37It's not because it's funny.
00:58:39It's always fun.
00:58:41What are you doing now?
00:58:44Shall we go?
00:58:46Can we go?
00:58:48Yes.
00:58:49After this.
00:58:51A series of shocks.
00:58:54The free theater of The Bunch.
00:58:58What kind of program is it?
00:59:03This time, we will go to the free theater of The Bunch.
00:59:10We will steal the master's manzai sword and become a star manzai.
00:59:17The master and Nishikawa Kiyoshi are on stage.
00:59:22Shall we go?
00:59:24Can we go?
00:59:26Yes.
00:59:27From now on, they will split up and look for the theater.
00:59:34The master and Nishikawa Kiyoshi are on stage.
00:59:38Let's sit here.
00:59:42I'm into it now.
00:59:44Are you into it?
00:59:46I've been into it for 13 times.
00:59:49Recently, the master has been into it.
00:59:54What are you doing here?
00:59:57I was asked what I was doing.
01:00:00I'm going to take out my iPad.
01:00:03Is this a cafe?
01:00:05This is a manzai head.
01:00:07Are you going to make everything?
01:00:10First of all, I thought about becoming a star.
01:00:15I wrote to Osamu that I wanted to run away.
01:00:19I see.
01:00:21You're doing the same thing as a young man.
01:00:24You're just running a cafe.
01:00:26At that time, Osamu was...
01:00:29I run at least 45 minutes.
01:00:32At least 45 minutes?
01:00:33At least 45 minutes.
01:00:35I'm going to build up my stamina.
01:00:37I don't want to run out of breath.
01:00:39Osamu came to the Sports Club Nasu Namba Park.
01:00:45To build up his stamina, he sweated during the play.
01:00:54What kind of location was this?
01:00:58Who do you respect?
01:01:04Me?
01:01:05Yes.
01:01:06Gorilla from Tennoji Zoo.
01:01:12I respect Gorilla from Tennoji Zoo the most.
01:01:16Gorilla sits like this.
01:01:20Gorilla sits like this?
01:01:22Sometimes, Gorilla opens its mouth.
01:01:25Gorilla?
01:01:26I watched Tennoji Zoo for 40 minutes.
01:01:2840 minutes?
01:01:29I watched it for 40 minutes.
01:01:31It's a world class.
01:01:34Please call Masato.
01:01:37I can do it.
01:01:40What about Masato?
01:01:42Masato is much more difficult.
01:01:46Suddenly...
01:01:48I bought it here.
01:01:50Is this it?
01:01:51I've been wearing stage costumes here for the past two or three years.
01:01:57It's very cute.
01:01:59I didn't expect it.
01:02:01How many times?
01:02:02Nice.
01:02:04It suits you.
01:02:05It's cute.
01:02:07Look at the price.
01:02:08It's not cute, is it?
01:02:09It's not cute, is it?
01:02:10It's not cute, is it?
01:02:11It's not cute, is it?
01:02:12It's me.
01:02:13That's what the master said.
01:02:16Thank you very much.
01:02:18Master, is it okay?
01:02:20It's a new costume.
01:02:22What?
01:02:24Why?
01:02:26It's a set of about 130,000 yen.
01:02:29It's a gift for Masato.
01:02:32120,000 yen?
01:02:34It's just a title.
01:02:36What?
01:02:38It's a new costume.
01:02:42After the second performance, Masato went to Miyazaki in private.
01:02:48What kind of private?
01:02:50Masato took them to a bar.
01:02:56I can't stand it anymore.
01:02:59Miyazaki.
01:03:02Who is this person?
01:03:06He's Osamu's son.
01:03:08He's Osamu's son.
01:03:11He's Osamu's son.
01:03:14It's better if Osamu's son doesn't do it.
01:03:18Osamu's son runs a bar.
01:03:22They are having a good time.
01:03:26Thank you for today.
01:03:30They get along well.
01:03:32They are classmates.
01:03:34They are my classmates.
01:03:36Don't they change?
01:03:38They don't force each other.
01:03:40They have a sense of distance.
01:03:42A sense of distance?
01:03:44They don't talk much about private.
01:03:46I don't think they can have a good time.
01:03:52I can't stop them.
01:03:54They were separated for a while.
01:03:56How long have you been doing this?
01:03:59I want to do it until I collapse.
01:04:03I can't do it with my physical strength.
01:04:07I'm looking forward to seeing Osamu's voice when I'm 80.
01:04:13I'm looking forward to it.
01:04:15I understand.
01:04:17I feel like I've done a good thing.
01:04:21I understand.
01:04:23That's what it is.
01:04:25How much does it cost to play a role?
01:04:27Don't ask me that.
01:04:29I'm scared.
01:04:31Gyo-san is popular.
01:04:33Gyo-san is popular.
01:04:35Gyo-san is popular.
01:04:37There was a moment when they were playful.
01:04:39There was a moment when they were sexy.
01:04:41I don't think they are the same person.
01:04:45I ate it.
01:04:49How was it?
01:04:51This is it.
01:04:53This is it.
01:04:55This is it.
01:04:57I'm grateful.
01:04:59It's a self-paying job.
01:05:01That's right.
01:05:03I spend a lot of time writing stories.
01:05:05I spend a lot of time writing stories.
01:05:07I spend a lot of time writing stories.
01:05:09How about you, Nanamagari?
01:05:11We didn't meet at all when I was in Osaka.
01:05:13We met at the second round.
01:05:15We met at the second round.
01:05:17I was surprised to hear that I was going to be in the second round.
01:05:23I was in the second round.
01:05:25I was in the second round.
01:05:27I was in the second round.
01:05:29I was in the second round.
01:05:31I was in the second round.
01:05:33I was in the second round.
01:05:35I was in the second round.
01:05:37I was in the second round.
01:05:39I was in the second round.
01:05:41I was in the second round.
01:05:43I was in the second round.
01:05:45I was in the second round.
01:05:47I was in the second round.
01:05:49I was in the second round.
01:05:51I was in the second round.
01:05:53I was in the second round.
01:05:55I was in the second round.
01:05:57I was in the second round.
01:05:59I was in the second round.
01:06:01I was in the second round.
01:06:03I was in the second round.
01:06:05I was in the second round.
01:06:07I was in the second round.
01:06:09I was in the second round.
01:06:11I was in the second round.
01:06:13I was in the second round.
01:06:15I was in the second round.
01:06:17I was in the second round.
01:06:19Chance, chance, chance.
01:06:21I'm Panchamazaki. Nice to meet you.
01:06:23I'm sorry.
01:06:25We'll be back soon.
01:06:27We'll be back soon.
01:06:29We'll be back soon.
01:06:31We have a lot of guests.
01:06:33It's hard to do.
01:06:35It's hard to do.
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01:09:07Excuse me, is this seat available?
01:09:13Is that seat available?
01:09:17Why are you staring at me?
01:09:19Why are you staring at me?
01:09:21Why are you staring at me?
01:09:23No, no
01:09:25Are you hungry?
01:09:27You're not supposed to be hungry
01:09:29Of course I'm hungry
01:09:31You can put me next to you
01:09:33You can put me next to you
01:09:35Sorry
01:09:37Sorry
01:09:39Is this seat available?
01:09:47Why is everyone carrying luggage?
01:09:49Why are you putting everyone on the same spot?
01:09:51Why are you putting everyone on the same spot?
01:09:53They're not supposed to be on the same spot
01:09:55They're not supposed to be on the same spot
01:09:57Sit down
01:09:59Sit down
01:10:01The luggage is all filled with eggs
01:10:03What do you mean by that?
01:10:05It's disgusting.
01:10:07It's okay. You're in the way.
01:10:09Sit down.
01:10:11Hey, hey, hey.
01:10:13Hey, hey, hey.
01:10:15What have you been doing?
01:10:17You're always doing it.
01:10:19I'm always doing it.
01:10:21You're always doing it.
01:10:23Here we go.
01:10:25Here we go.
01:10:27Here we go.
01:10:29Here we go.
01:10:32I'm always doing it.
01:10:34You're always doing it.
01:10:35Why don't you get your arms stuck in your bum and crawl on your side?
01:10:41Get your arms stuck in your bum and crawl on your side.
01:10:45Why are you blabbing about it?
01:10:47It's our first time hearing you being like that
01:10:49No, no.
01:10:51We can't both feel bad here.
01:10:53So we need to make feel with you first
01:10:56We're all gonna be here.
01:11:02Are you quitting your job today?
01:11:05Hey, hey, hey!
01:11:06I'm not saying hey!
01:11:08Don't make me feel bad!
01:11:10Excuse me!
01:11:11Please be quiet.
01:11:12I don't want to be distracted.
01:11:14I'm a future policeman.
01:11:16A future policeman.
01:11:17I don't have time to explain myself!
01:11:18In three years, I'll be controlled by aliens.
01:11:21I really need your help.
01:11:22Let's go, let's go!
01:11:23Let's go, let's go!
01:11:24Let's go!
01:11:25What the hell are you doing?
01:11:27What the hell is going on?
01:11:29I'm wearing a plaster cast.
01:11:31What?
01:11:32What the hell?
01:11:33It's not done at all.
01:11:34Mr. Matsuo.
01:11:35Huh?
01:11:36Haven't you noticed yet?
01:11:37What?
01:11:38I've been telling you for a long time.
01:11:39If you have a lot of luggage, you'll be fooled by a raccoon.
01:11:42I won't say it!
01:11:44Thank you very much.
01:11:51Why don't you reply to my email?
01:11:54After this, a multi-episode with the master who was terrified by Yotsuda.
01:12:02Once you get acquainted with the master,
01:12:06you'd better not say anything silly to the email address you don't know.
01:12:10When I was singing Viking,
01:12:13I said,
01:12:14Today's bokeh was the best. It was interesting.
01:12:17The emojis were sparkling.
01:12:20The girl I used to be friends with
01:12:23didn't tell me that she changed her number.
01:12:28So,
01:12:29I said,
01:12:30See you later.
01:12:31I thought I'd send it to her,
01:12:33but for some reason, she didn't.
01:12:35And then,
01:12:36about two weeks later,
01:12:38at NGK,
01:12:40at the Titan Show,
01:12:41Why don't you reply to my email?
01:12:45That was close!
01:12:50Are you kidding me?
01:12:51On the Bandami website,
01:12:52there is a giveaway campaign.
01:12:54Among the people who answer the quiz correctly,
01:12:565 people will be given a 5000 yen coupon.
01:13:00If you want to watch the show again,
01:13:02go to TVer.