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00:00A year and a half ago, we left Osaka together.
00:04Takamoto never hangs out with anyone.
00:07Why are you acting like this?
00:09Even on the stage called by my senpai,
00:11I'd say, I'm tired, I want to go home, I'm sleepy.
00:14Tonight,
00:16we'll challenge the Tokyo Lonely Incident,
00:19a big city with a lot of homeless people.
00:224400!
00:23111!
00:25House!
00:275400!
00:29What is this?
00:31Where do you live?
00:33Where do you live?
00:36Episode 441
00:38A big city with a lot of homeless people.
00:41We'll kill them at night.
00:43The Lonely Incident
00:46Good morning!
00:48Good morning!
00:50Good morning!
00:51I'm counting on you!
00:52Ready?
00:534, 3, 2, 1!
00:56It's been a while since I've been to a health bar.
00:58It's been a while?
00:59Yeah.
01:00It's the same season?
01:01Yeah.
01:02You came to a health bar when you were the mayor.
01:04Yeah, yeah.
01:05It's been a while since I've been to a health bar.
01:07Get me a double-deck chair.
01:09What?
01:10What?
01:11What?
01:12What?
01:13No, no, no.
01:14What?
01:15I'm really grateful that you came twice,
01:18but you forgot to invite me.
01:21What?
01:22You said you'd do a double-deck chair at Junior's concert.
01:24Yeah!
01:25You said you'd do a double-deck chair at Junior's concert.
01:26I was late because of you.
01:28I was late because of you.
01:29But I was so happy that I was going to finish it.
01:32But I was so happy that I was going to finish it.
01:33Hey!
01:34Hey!
01:35You like it, don't you?
01:36You like it, don't you?
01:38Ten years ago, at Junior's concert,
01:42the mayor came to the show instead of the health bar.
01:47I don't know how hard it was for me for a month.
01:53After talking for a while,
01:55he went to the health bar.
01:58Can I talk to you for a second?
01:59I'm sorry.
02:00Yes.
02:01Wait a minute.
02:02I'm sorry.
02:03I'm not sorry.
02:04What?
02:06I'm sorry.
02:07I'm sorry.
02:08I'm sorry.
02:09I'm sorry.
02:10I'm sorry.
02:11I'm sorry.
02:12I'm sorry.
02:13I'm sorry.
02:14I'm sorry.
02:15I came up with a prank and asked Twelve to come home.
02:20When I was 40.
02:22That's true.
02:23I put on the Muhammed Haryd gown and danced around.
02:27Did you win?
02:28Yes.
02:29Yes.
02:30Did you win?
02:32I think you're very well-athletic, right?
02:34I think you're very well-athletic, right?
02:35Knement?
02:36I'm fine.
02:37What's the problem?
02:38I think I'll get on the show in two days.
02:40It's your turn.
02:41I'm not actually sure if it's okay.
02:43I'm not good enough.
02:44I don't want to go.
02:46Please.
02:48It's fine.
02:49So at that time, you were the first to see Sanma in the Junior division.
02:55Yes, that's right.
02:56I wasn't officially working there, but I was working at the Senriyama Studio.
03:00That's right.
03:01When I was working at a different studio, I was told that Mr. Sanma was coming over to the hair salon.
03:07I was wondering when to greet him.
03:10I heard a voice from the back saying, curry!
03:14That's the first time I've heard that voice.
03:18Jinnai, when was the first time I heard that voice?
03:20I think it was at Sanma Goten.
03:22What?
03:23In Tokyo?
03:24In Tokyo.
03:25You've never been there before?
03:26No, I've never been there.
03:28The first time I met him was at Sanma Goten.
03:30I remember that I didn't say a word.
03:33Jinnai?
03:34Yes.
03:35He said, where are you from?
03:36I said, I'm from Osaka.
03:38He didn't say a word.
03:41Even now, he says, I'm not from there.
03:44At that time, I didn't say a word.
03:46I met him at Dokkaidan or Osaka.
03:48I'm sure you all remember the first time you met Sanma.
03:51I didn't have a chance to go.
03:52I was in a duo called Taizo and Florence.
03:57At that time, I was on the elevator in Kawada-cho.
04:02Sanma and Jimmy came in.
04:04Taizo was like, wow, Sanma!
04:06He was like a rookie.
04:09When I was looking at him,
04:10Sanma kept talking about Jimmy.
04:12Why don't you change your mind right away?
04:15He kept talking about the same thing.
04:18Why do you keep talking about the same thing?
04:23It's funny.
04:24It's funny, isn't it?
04:27It's amazing.
04:27Taizo and I were like, wow!
04:30So he was trying to make fun of him.
04:33Because he had a junior.
04:34I knew it.
04:36So he was trying to make fun of him.
04:38It's amazing.
04:40Is this the 150th anniversary?
04:42No, it's not a legendary day.
04:45Before that, during the event of the Jicho Kacho course,
04:48Sanma and Jimmy came in.
04:53Two people?
04:54Yes, two people came in.
04:56I was in a duo called San Taku.
05:00Were you there?
05:00I was an assistant.
05:04It was about 7 or 8 years ago.
05:05I saw Taku for the first time.
05:07It was Taku Kimura.
05:09Which one do you see?
05:11I'm sure you're looking at Taku Kimura.
05:14I'm sure I'll beat him.
05:15I'm sure I'll beat him.
05:17I'm sure I'll beat him.
05:20But it's amazing that he's in the same team as you.
05:23That's amazing that he's in the same team as you.
05:26Sanma couldn't see Taku Kimura.
05:30I'm sorry.
05:31Let's move on.
05:33By the way, my brother was the first to fight Samba at the Tennoji Batting Center.
05:38What?
05:39What's that?
05:40After he said,
05:41I was like,
05:42Did you see everyone?
05:44Did you see everyone?
05:46Did you see everyone?
05:47Did you see everyone?
05:48Did you see everyone?
05:49Did you see everyone?
05:50But everyone is just a normal person, so I didn't say anything.
05:54Did you see everyone?
05:56It's the same everywhere.
05:58Do you still want to stand out, Samba?
06:00It's enough.
06:01It's good enough, isn't it?
06:03It's been a while.
06:04It's been a long time.
06:05It's been about 50 years.
06:07It's been about 50 years.
06:16You're a guest.
06:18The guest.
06:20Today's guest entertainment is these people.
06:22Please come in.
06:24Hello, I'm Mairika.
06:25It's been a while, but
06:31I have a claim.
06:36First of all, it's a claim from Mr. Shoga Beni to Mr. Mayuruka.
06:39Sakamoto is already at his limit.
06:42Is that so?
06:43Sakamoto is already at his limit?
06:45Everything is different.
06:47What is it?
06:48The situation is the same as us.
06:49We came to Osaka together a year and a half ago.
06:52Sakamoto doesn't hang out with anyone.
06:55He doesn't get along with anyone in Tokyo.
06:57That's right.
06:58He stays at home all the time, drinks alone, and cries.
07:01He's crying.
07:02Is that so?
07:04He's at his limit.
07:05But there are nights when I want to cry.
07:07No, no, no.
07:09With his friends who worked hard in Osaka.
07:13The situation in April last year.
07:16I thought he was living a fulfilling life in Tokyo.
07:25Sakamoto is now in a state of extreme homesickness.
07:30The voice of concern from his friends is beginning to rise.
07:36We go out to drink.
07:39We go out to drink with people from different areas.
07:41It's rare to go to Tokyo.
07:43I don't do that.
07:44I don't buy a million-yen bed.
07:48Why do you buy a million-yen bed?
07:50Because I go to bed.
07:53That's simple.
07:55If you give it back, you won't be friends.
08:00That's not good.
08:01He hasn't cried yet.
08:04What is a friend?
08:08I don't have many friends who have a lot in common.
08:11Don't you want to make one?
08:13I really like drinking alone at home.
08:16You're not married, are you?
08:18I'm single.
08:19I'm very shy.
08:21When I came here, there were many people I didn't know in the Tokyo theater.
08:25A colleague called me.
08:28Sakamoto, something like this happened.
08:31I talked to him.
08:32I'm sorry.
08:33If I have a chance, I'll talk to you again.
08:35I cut him off.
08:36Is that so?
08:37That's a lie.
08:40What is this?
08:41Since I came to Tokyo, I have been in contact with the president of the company I know.
08:45The president of the company you know?
08:47That's suspicious.
08:48I want to know.
08:49I want to know.
08:51There is a president who is said to be a former entertainer.
08:53Did you forget YOSHIMOTO HIKKURIKAERI KAKETA?
08:56He is a normal president.
08:58Stop it.
08:59He is a healthy president.
09:00Don't forget 2019.
09:02We won't forget.
09:04Don't forget 2019.
09:06With the president.
09:07They are all close friends.
09:10I told him I would go with him.
09:13I enjoyed drinking with him at that time.
09:15I was invited to a party.
09:18KENJI and NOBUKU were invited.
09:20I didn't know them at that time.
09:23I was invited to a party.
09:26I hated people I didn't know.
09:28I kept saying it was hell.
09:32That's dangerous.
09:35You are an entertainer.
09:37You are a good sister.
09:39That's dangerous.
09:42Did you hate people you didn't know?
09:44I drank for two and a half hours.
09:46I wanted to go home.
09:48I got a very heavy addition.
09:51You two.
09:53I got a very heavy addition.
09:55He said he got a heavy addition.
09:58He tried to talk to me.
10:01He kept asking me where I lived.
10:03He asked me where I lived.
10:05I asked him many times.
10:07I said it many times.
10:09He answered in a low voice.
10:12He answered in a low voice.
10:18He answered in a low voice.
10:21He asked me where I lived.
10:23Did he ask you where you lived?
10:25He asked me if I was a magician.
10:27Is that what you're talking about?
10:29Ero-boku?
10:31Ero-boku?
10:32Ero-boku?
10:33It was?
10:34Ero?
10:35You mean, you did too much?
10:37Ero-boku?
10:38Ero-boku?
10:39I didn't say you did too much,
10:40so you're going to hell.
10:41Not too much.
10:43Too much, to hell?
10:44It was too much, to hell.
10:46That's not hell.
10:47I'm in a lot of trouble.
10:48If you're dangerous,
10:49you're not going to hell.
10:53I'm going to get four pairs.
10:55You're going to get four pairs.
10:56Well, Sakamoto told me so.
10:58I'm definitely going to cry today.
11:05He doesn't hang out with anyone.
11:07He doesn't get along with anyone in Tokyo.
11:09That's true.
11:10Sakamoto Mayurika is all alone in the big city.
11:16However, only Kyon Chini knows where he lives.
11:23I had a purpose.
11:26He is a junior to me.
11:28So, I didn't want to talk to him.
11:30You were trying to be considerate.
11:31Yes, I was.
11:34Who the hell are you?
11:38I can't talk to you anymore.
11:44Who the hell are you?
11:46You are Osamu Taniguchi, aren't you?
11:48I'm Osamu Taniguchi.
11:49I'm Osamu Taniguchi.
11:50I'm Osamu Taniguchi.
11:52Who the hell are you?
11:53I don't know.
11:54Osamu Taniguchi?
11:55I don't know you.
11:56Osamu Taniguchi?
11:57I don't know you.
11:58Osamu Taniguchi?
11:59I don't know you.
12:00Don't say that.
12:01Osamu Taniguchi who sat at the end of the line.
12:05Osamu Taniguchi?
12:06I'm Osamu-chan.
12:10Osamu-chan?
12:11Go, Osamu-chan.
12:12Sakamoto is a person who talks a lot.
12:15He says, I want to go home, I want to go home alone.
12:18I want to go home.
12:20Once, Kin from Biscuit Brothers was really close.
12:24He went to Sakamoto's house to play.
12:26Sakamoto said in a loud voice,
12:28I want to go home.
12:30Where can I go home?
12:32At his own house?
12:34It's a habit.
12:36I want to go home. I'm tired.
12:38It comes out like a sigh.
12:40It comes out before passing through the filter of the brain.
12:42Even on the stage called by my senior,
12:44I'm tired. I want to go home. I'm sleepy.
12:46It comes out before passing through the filter of the brain.
12:48Even on the stage called by my senior,
12:50I'm tired. I want to go home. I'm sleepy.
12:52How was it?
12:54If it's really me,
12:56I'd be like,
12:58Where are you?
13:00It's small.
13:02It's really small.
13:04It's really small.
13:06It's really small.
13:08It's really hard to put it on for five minutes.
13:10It's painful.
13:12It's not a hell you want to have sex.
13:14He's too erotic!
13:16He's too erotic, isn't he?
13:18He's too erotic!
13:20I asked him in a low voice,
13:22where he lives,
13:24and he said,
13:26he doesn't have a home.
13:28He's too erotic!
13:30He's too erotic!
13:32He wanted to go home!
13:34He's too erotic!
13:36He's too erotic!
13:38How about Taniguchi?
13:40Taniguchi?
13:42He's Taniguchi!
13:44He's Taniguchi!
13:46He's Sakamoto!
13:48He didn't say his name!
13:50Who are you? I'm Sakamoto!
13:52He's too small!
13:54He's too small!
13:56He looks like Yoshioka Sumito.
13:58That's his full name.
14:00He sounds like a comedian.
14:02He's just not good at first meetings.
14:04Why are you crying?
14:06Why am I crying?
14:08He's been drinking by himself.
14:10The moment he got up,
14:12he turned around,
14:14spat on the toilet paper,
14:16and said,
14:18why is this happening?
14:20You're the one who's drunk!
14:22You're the one who's crying!
14:24You're not crying because you're drunk!
14:26What should I do?
14:28In the theater,
14:30he talks to people
14:32who used to work in Osaka,
14:34or he's alone.
14:36He's always with Mr. Nakatani.
14:38He's always with Mr. Nakatani.
14:40There's a scene in the theater,
14:42where they're riding a bicycle
14:44to meet each other.
14:46What?
14:48They're riding the bicycle
14:50that Mr. Nakatani is riding,
14:52and Sakamoto is eating yakisoba by himself.
14:54That's not true!
14:56That's not true!
14:58That's not true!
15:00That's not true!
15:02That's not true!
15:04That's not true!
15:06That's not true!
15:08Do you want to join
15:10Nadal's army?
15:12I'm a member of Nadal's army.
15:14I'm fine with Nadal's army.
15:16It's a really good drinking party.
15:18It's not like someone is hurting someone.
15:20Is that so?
15:22But as a condition,
15:24I will never mess with Mr. Nadal.
15:26I feel bad for him.
15:28I feel bad for him.
15:30Nadal and I are the same age,
15:32so I don't want to join Nadal's army.
15:34I don't want to be a member of Nadal's army.
15:36Benji and Shogo are good friends.
15:38They've known each other since Osaka.
15:40That's not true!
15:42That's not true!
15:44That's not true!
15:46That's not true!
15:48Make him more independent!
15:50That's not true!
15:52That's not true!
15:54That's not true!
15:56That's not true!
15:58All of our plans have been ruined.
16:00Dominoes!
16:02That's not true!
16:04That's not true!
16:06I go to his private party
16:08for work.
16:10He's lying.
16:12He's lying.
16:14He's lying.
16:16Really?
16:18He's lying about his plan.
16:20He's lying about his plan.
16:22Kenji and Sakamoto are good friends.
16:24He's lying about his plan.
16:26He's lying about his plan.
16:28He's lying about his plan.
16:30He's lying about his plan.
16:34I don't like this guy.
16:36I don't like this guy.
16:40Honda!
16:42You're different from others.
16:44You went to Japan alone.
16:46You went to Japan alone.
16:48You went to Japan alone.
16:50You went to Japan alone.
16:52He's changed.
16:54He can't work anymore.
16:56He can't work anymore.
16:58He's not happy about that.
16:59What should I do with him?
17:01Seriously.
17:02I think you should hang out with more people.
17:07You always make Nakatani-san do something.
17:14You're making up a story again.
17:16You're playing with him.
17:18You're only playing with him in a clumsy way.
17:21If you call him Ahetaro,
17:26Nakatani-san will call him Ahetaro.
17:28That's how it works.
17:29Ahetaro?
17:30This is what Horiken is good at.
17:32Nakatani is good at everything.
17:35Then...
17:37Will you be my wife?
17:38Will you be my wife?
17:40That's not what we agreed on.
17:42What about Sakamoto?
17:43What about Sakamoto?
17:44Will you be my wife?
17:46I'm usually the one who calls Ahetaro.
17:49Not Nakatani.
17:51I usually call him.
17:55He said Sakamoto.
17:57He's not here.
17:58You're so old.
18:00Let's get old.
18:01You should call him.
18:03I'll call him 4400.
18:04I'll call him 111.
18:06He's not here.
18:08He's not here.
18:104400, 111.
18:134400, 111.
18:164400, 111.
18:20This is bad.
18:27What's going on?
18:28Umakaido.
18:29Here's the commercial.
18:33Here it is.
18:36Everyone is here.
18:38What's going on?
18:404400, 111.
18:42Do you know that?
18:44Is that famous?
18:46Of course.
18:47He's going to cry today.
18:50Again?
18:52I'm going to cry today.
18:55I'm not crying.
18:57Do you want to go home?
18:59I want to hear where you live.
19:01Where do I live?
19:03I want to hear.
19:04Where do I live?
19:06Show it to Ichikame.
19:08Where do I live?
19:10Show it to Ichikame.
19:12Where do I live?
19:14Where do I live?
19:16Where do I live?
19:19Where do I live?
19:22Where do I live?
19:23The commercial has started.
19:25The commercial has started.
19:27This is too much.
19:29I'm sorry.
19:31I'm sorry.
19:36What about you?
19:38Where do you live?
19:40Where do you live?
19:42I told you where I live.
19:44I don't think it's good.
19:46I don't think it's good.
19:48Who are you?
19:50I'm not.
19:52I told you that I like Kujo Jo.
19:54I told you that I like Kujo Jo.
19:56I like this woman.
20:00I also like Tanaka Showtime.
20:02I also like Tanaka Showtime.
20:04Who is that?
20:06I'm Tanaka Showtime.
20:08I'm Tanaka Showtime.
20:10I'm Tanaka Showtime.
20:12I'm Tanaka Showtime.
20:14I'm Tanaka Showtime.
20:16I don't know you.
20:18I don't know you.
20:20I'm Tanaka Showtime.
20:22He's your partner?
20:24He's my partner.
20:28Tanaka Showtime will continue.
20:32Tanaka Showtime will continue.
20:36They will continue their show together.
20:42Let's go!
20:44Hello, this is Soba Meatball.
20:46Face ID suspended.
20:48From Heiten.
20:50I did it just now.
20:52Oh.
20:54Everyday, everyday,
20:56the movement is Ben Johnson.
21:00Doping.
21:02Doping.
21:04Doping disqualified.
21:06Doping disqualified.
21:08Doping disqualified.
21:10Doping disqualified.
21:12Ben Johnson's sense is no good.
21:14Let's go!
21:16From Heiten.
21:18One word impression.
21:20When I saw you at the reunion,
21:22you were fat.
21:24Former baseball ace.
21:30Your appetite is still the same.
21:32Isn't that Oda Yuji?
21:34Isn't that Oda Yuji?
21:36Isn't that Oda Yuji?
21:38You're not Oda Yuji when you're fat.
21:42How about his voice?
21:44How about his voice?
21:46His appetite is still the same.
21:48That's not Oda Yuji.
21:50That's not Oda Yuji.
21:52Oda Yuji is…
21:54Oda Yuji is…
21:56Oda Yuji is…
22:00His appetite is still the same.
22:02Oda Yuji.
22:04Oda Yuji.
22:06You're the same as him!
22:11When I went to greet Nadal at the end,
22:14Nadal said to me,
22:16Nadal, no matter what, you're the best!
22:23Shall we go?
22:24Let's go!
22:25Please!
22:26Can I borrow your shoes?
22:28Shoes?
22:30Today?
22:31Can I borrow your shoes?
22:33Shoes and shoes?
22:35Shoes and shoes?
22:37Art!
22:38Art?
22:39I'll make you cry.
22:41No way!
22:42Really?
22:43Yes.
22:44I'll make you cry.
22:45Do you know who's here?
22:47Yes.
22:50I'm back!
22:52Huh?
22:53The camera man in charge of the cover of JAPONICA is here.
22:57Wow!
22:58Wow!
22:59Wow!
23:00Wow!
23:01Wow!
23:02Wow!
23:03I can't help but cry.
23:05I can't help but cry.
23:07He's wearing a toilet seat.
23:10Why is he dressed like this?
23:12I'm wearing a T-shirt and an FOD.
23:16Osamu Hamiguchi!
23:19Go!
23:24Sakamoto is from Kyoto.
23:26I didn't know where he lived in Eromuku.
23:29That's crazy.
23:30I didn't come here because I wanted to have sex.
23:33That's too serious.
23:35I'm scared.
23:36I've already been dumped.
23:38You're different from Sakamoto.
23:43He's laughing.
23:45I was scared because it's close to my house.
23:48What?
23:49I've heard rumors about the wind.
23:52It's close.
23:53I'm scared.
23:54I've heard rumors about the wind.
23:56What kind of rumor is that?
23:58I know everything.
24:00He knows everything.
24:01That's scary.
24:02That's too much.
24:04It's not a bad thing to know everything.
24:07That's scary.
24:08His attitude and way of speaking is scary.
24:11I happen to know everything.
24:12I'm moving out.
24:13That's scary.