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笑点 2024年11月10日 昇太が激怒!-4人の座布団を全没収か!-
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00:30This programme contains strong language and adult humour.
00:49APPLAUSE
01:00APPLAUSE
01:20APPLAUSE
01:23Now, it's time for the ceremony.
01:25First, let's hear from the professionals.
01:29Since Alain Delon is no longer here,
01:32our guests have been calling him Alain Delon.
01:36But he's not exactly Alain Delon.
01:38He's a regular user.
01:40APPLAUSE
01:43The other day, I was asked to sign a contract
01:46at the Shinjuku Suehiro Hotel.
01:48When I wrote Asano Tadanobu,
01:50they said,
01:51my hairstyle is different.
01:53It's all different.
01:54I'm Ichinosuke.
01:55APPLAUSE
01:58Since I had a chance to board a ship the other day,
02:01I went to a drugstore
02:03to buy some painkillers.
02:05When I asked a 60-year-old lady
02:07where the painkillers were,
02:10she looked at my face for a while
02:12and said,
02:13it's for urinating.
02:15When I'm with a magazine like this,
02:17I have a lot of problems.
02:19APPLAUSE
02:22The other day, I went to a 100-yen shop
02:25and a high school girl said,
02:27this mirror is super good.
02:29100 yen?
02:30It's cheap.
02:31It's super cheap.
02:32I thought it was a weird word.
02:34I'm Harunosuke Katekawa.
02:36APPLAUSE
02:39These days, AI is the talk of the town.
02:43When AI improves,
02:46it replaces humans.
02:49I was one of those people.
02:52I don't care.
02:54APPLAUSE
02:58The other day,
02:59I went on a trip with my teachers and students.
03:02We were eating at a big party.
03:04Suddenly, a drunk old man
03:06slapped me on the face.
03:08He said,
03:09what are you doing here?
03:11I thought he was rude.
03:13When I was getting my makeup done,
03:15he slapped me on the face.
03:17When I turned around,
03:18it was Ichinosuke.
03:19I thought he was rude, too.
03:21That's all.
03:22I'm Miyaji.
03:23APPLAUSE
03:27Next,
03:28he's always so polite.
03:30This is his greeting.
03:31Mr. Takao's
03:33red eyebrows
03:35are beautiful.
03:36The focus is the same.
03:38Mr. Takao's
03:40beautiful
03:41red eyes.
03:43This is Mr. Takao Yamada.
03:45APPLAUSE
03:49Everyone,
03:50if you have a good answer,
03:51we'll give you a Zabutomo.
03:53If you get 10 correct,
03:55we'll give you a great prize.
03:57Do your best as usual.
03:59Let's move on to the first question.
04:01Mr. Yamada,
04:02please show us the example.
04:04Yes, sir.
04:07Are you ready, everyone?
04:09This year,
04:10Shouhei Otani
04:12was very successful.
04:14This time,
04:15Mr. Otani's character
04:17is called Dai.
04:19Please find the kanji for this character.
04:23First, I'll give you a hint.
04:25I'll say,
04:26what is it?
04:28Please answer.
04:30You can use Dai
04:32anywhere.
04:33You can call it O.
04:35Mr. Taya.
04:36It's Negidaku Tsuyudaku.
04:38What is it?
04:39It's Gyudon Omori.
04:41APPLAUSE
04:43Please raise your hand.
04:46Mr. Ichidosuke.
04:48On behalf of O.B.,
04:50I'd like to apologize.
04:52What is it?
04:53It's Nichidai.
04:55APPLAUSE
04:58It's Nichidai.
05:01Mr. Koizumi.
05:02You can say Dero.
05:05What is it?
05:06It's Daito Ryosen.
05:08APPLAUSE
05:12Mr. Koizumi.
05:13It's Bokari Bakka.
05:14It's Bocchi Bocchi.
05:16What is it?
05:17It's Osaka Shimi.
05:19APPLAUSE
05:23Mr. Harunosuke.
05:25I became a member of the shop
05:27when I was over 50.
05:28What is it?
05:29It's Taiki Bansei.
05:31APPLAUSE
05:34I'm always called Taiki Bansei.
05:36LAUGHTER
05:38Mr. Koraku.
05:39Yes.
05:40When I'm not at home, I'm here.
05:43What is it?
05:44It's Oikeba.
05:46APPLAUSE
05:49One more thing.
05:50Yes, Mr. Koraku.
05:51I go here sometimes.
05:52Yes.
05:53It's an auto race.
05:54LAUGHTER
05:55What?
05:56Auto race?
05:58I don't understand.
05:59You do.
06:00You do.
06:01You do.
06:02Mr. Koizumi.
06:04I wish I didn't have a wall.
06:06What is it?
06:08LAUGHTER
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06:13Yes, Mr. Taishi.
06:14Yes.
06:19What is it?
06:22APPLAUSE
06:30LAUGHTER
06:31Yes.
06:32Yes, Mr. Harunosuke.
06:33What is it?
06:39APPLAUSE
06:50LAUGHTER
06:51APPLAUSE
06:52He didn't say it.
06:53What?
06:54He didn't say it.
06:55He didn't say it.
06:56He didn't say it.
06:57He really didn't say it.
06:58He's worse than the other actors.
07:00He's worse.
07:01LAUGHTER
07:02It's the same.
07:03Yes.
07:04Yes, Mr. Miyaji.
07:05Yes.
07:06Mr. Shota.
07:08What is it?
07:09I love you so much.
07:11LAUGHTER
07:12APPLAUSE
07:13LAUGHTER
07:14LAUGHTER
07:15APPLAUSE
07:16How can you say that?
07:18I'm so angry.
07:20LAUGHTER
07:25LAUGHTER
07:26APPLAUSE
07:27Yes, Mr. Taishi.
07:28Yes.
07:35LAUGHTER
07:36APPLAUSE
07:46Yes, Mr. Koraku.
07:47Yes.
07:50APPLAUSE
07:56LAUGHTER
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08:04LAUGHTER
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08:12LAUGHTER
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08:20SPEAKS JAPANESE
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09:08LAUGHTER
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09:26LAUGHTER
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09:45APPLAUSE
09:51Yes, Mr. Ichinosuke.
09:59LAUGHTER
10:00APPLAUSE
10:04Yes, Mr. Miyaji.
10:15LAUGHTER
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