ゴッドタン 2024年10月26日 第5回気づいちゃった発表会
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00:00We have an announcement!
00:07This is a show that reveals the truth of the world that no one has realized yet.
00:13This is the first time for Love Letters, which was recorded just before the semi-finals between Takano and King of Con.
00:21Have you noticed that there are two new members this time?
00:25Yes, I have. I realized that Double Chibia is not for sale, so I started wearing secret boots.
00:32Today as well?
00:34Yes, today as well.
00:36I think there are some people who don't know, so I'll show you again.
00:40It's like this.
00:42Take it off.
00:46It's small.
00:50I realized it for the first time in 12 years.
00:52About 10 cm?
00:53This is 10 cm.
00:54When I was recording yesterday, it was 15 cm.
01:00First of all, the entertainment department.
01:02Love Letters, who didn't expect to win the King of Con, realized it.
01:10Here is the fact that I noticed.
01:13We are the only ones who can complain about the judging method of the show race.
01:17Is that true?
01:20In the end, the judging method of the show race changes.
01:24There is no way to make people laugh, so it can't be helped.
01:28But now, people complain about the judges' scores.
01:33I can't watch it.
01:35We've been on the King of Con four times.
01:40The judging method is different for each time.
01:44Which judging method suits you best?
01:47I think the current champion suits me best.
01:51I think so, too.
01:52I think it suits the people who created the era.
01:55What did you hate the most?
01:56The confrontation.
01:58In the confrontation, there were 101 people who lost in the semi-final.
02:03We had to decide who was more interesting.
02:07We had a confrontation with a senior entertainer named Kokoro Inuno.
02:12We lost by 94 to 7.
02:15We did our best.
02:17We went to the final of the show race.
02:19We brought home 7 points.
02:21It was like hell.
02:23It was like weak basketball.
02:26Kokoro Inuno was very interesting.
02:29We didn't lose.
02:32We were pretty good.
02:34But we lost.
02:36That's right.
02:38When I went back to the dressing room,
02:40the manager was hiding behind the curtain.
02:45I asked him what was wrong.
02:47He said he was embarrassed.
02:52The manager who brought home 7 points said he was embarrassed.
02:56He said he would go home first.
03:00He was a good guy.
03:01He went home in the middle of the show.
03:04He had such an experience.
03:07He told me not to talk about the judging system.
03:10He wanted me to enjoy the show.
03:14By the way,
03:16at the beginning of The Second,
03:18in the first meeting,
03:20there was a bad example of the judging system.
03:22That's when we got the points.
03:24At the meeting.
03:25Yes, at the meeting.
03:27We thought it was not good.
03:29So, we had 6 points.
03:32We were sure we would get the points.
03:35At the end of the show,
03:377 points was not good enough.
03:40We were not that good.
03:42We were not that good.
03:44We were not that good.
03:46We were just thinking about it.
03:48So, we didn't talk about it.
03:50Next, Takano-san, please.
03:52Yes.
03:53This is what I found out.
03:55If you don't say 01,
03:57you can't be a duo.
03:59I see.
04:01What does that mean?
04:03You hear that a lot, don't you?
04:0401.
04:05You make a joke about 01.
04:07It makes me angry.
04:09That word.
04:10I see.
04:11If you think about the joke,
04:13you say,
04:14my partner didn't make 01.
04:16How can you say that?
04:18Your partner made 100.
04:20But you didn't make 01.
04:22I see.
04:23I think it's a big deal to make 01.
04:26That's the hardest part.
04:28That's amazing.
04:29That's a bad idea.
04:31That's true.
04:33Don't use the word 01.
04:36That's the hardest part.
04:39I understand.
04:41It's harder to make 100.
04:43That's the hardest part.
04:45No one can make it from 01 to 100.
04:49You have to wait for a miracle to make it from 01 to 100.
04:52The moment you are born.
04:54I understand what you mean.
04:5701 is the hardest part.
05:01Keisuke Kuwada said the same thing.
05:05I love Keisuke Kuwada.
05:11I think it's amazing.
05:13But you didn't say,
05:15my partner made 01.
05:17We didn't make 01.
05:19How can you say that?
05:21How can you say that?
05:23Next, Ms. Yoshizumi.
05:25This is what I realized.
05:28To be honest, I don't know if I can call it a pro-wrestling.
05:37Why do you fight in front of people?
05:42If you were meant to fight, you would know.
05:45But recently, you have to fight yourself.
05:49And you have to fight back.
05:53I don't know what that means.
05:56I do that all the time.
06:00I do it almost every time.
06:04I'm fighting forcibly.
06:08I understand that there is such a culture.
06:11But it's disgusting that people who know comedy do it.
06:21Some people are not good at it.
06:23That's right.
06:24I think it's funny when you're a pro-wrestler.
06:28But it's hard when you're not a pro-wrestler.
06:34Takano and Ito were like that.
06:37They were both serious.
06:40That's right.
06:41That's right.
06:43At first, they were flirting.
06:45Suddenly, they started bleeding.
06:47That's right.
06:49That's right.
06:51Maybe it's not the time anymore.
06:54That's right.
06:56What do you think of Takano?
06:58Please live with that.
07:00What is that?
07:03Are you kidding me?
07:06You don't want to go?
07:08What should I do?
07:10Are you kidding me?
07:12What are you doing?
07:17Please tell me what to do.
07:20It's your fault.
07:22What are you doing?
07:24You said bad things about me.
07:26Are you kidding me?
07:28But thank you for saying bad things about me.
07:32That's cute.
07:36It was 0-1.
07:380-1?
07:40I don't like this 0-1.
07:42What is that?
07:48Next, Sakai.
07:50This is what I noticed.
07:53Entertainers who participate in the show race.
07:55They are not good at sales.
07:57I'm talking about New York.
08:01New York is not good at sales.
08:03I think entertainers who participate in the show race are good at sales.
08:08But New York is not good at sales.
08:13It's hard to believe.
08:18First of all, salespeople don't like comedy.
08:23That's right.
08:25They gather because they are doing something.
08:28For example, the Lyon Mall.
08:30In such a place, it is better to interact with the audience.
08:37For example, HYOKKORI-HAN.
08:39OBATA-NO-ONI-SAN.
08:41It's like raising children on stage and doing it together.
08:46So I think New York should not go to sales.
08:52I understand.
08:54I'm not good at sales.
08:56You are not good at comedy.
08:58So I thought it was bad.
09:00Do you know the agency called JINRIKISHA?
09:02JINRIKISHA is the agency of WATABE of ANJUSHU.
09:08I laughed and went home with my mouth shut.
09:12You can't laugh like that.
09:14I'm sorry, WATABE.
09:17The entertainment world has a tendency to make entertainers who are good at sales a fool.
09:23It's been reversed recently.
09:26People who are good at sales are flying all over the world.
09:31They are GOD TALENT.
09:33China is getting a lot of attention for Japanese comedy.
09:38China is very attractive.
09:42KING OF CONTEST is very popular in China.
09:47ZIG ZAG ZIGGY is very popular in China.
09:51Chinese people come to the underground theater of NARUGEKI in NISHI-SHINJUKU.
09:57This is very popular in China.
10:01Next is TAKANO.
10:04I found out the truth.
10:06Only comedians who say they are dirty are destined female comedians.
10:12Who is this?
10:15Who is this?
10:16It's me.
10:18My wife is a comedian.
10:21We got married as comedians.
10:23Did you say you were dirty at first?
10:25I said it a lot.
10:27I said I was dirty to the people I was dating as comedians.
10:31I met such a person.
10:36Did you have a time when you had to like it?
10:40I did it a lot.
10:42Where did you start dating?
10:44I asked her to take me to dinner.
10:48We went to dinner twice.
10:51I said I wanted to confess to her the day before I met her for the third time.
10:55When did you realize that you liked her for the first time?
11:02I was nervous before I met her for the second time.
11:11Did you like her?
11:13I confessed to her the day after I met her for the third time.
11:16I confessed to her the day after I met her for the third time.
11:19At first.
11:29You confessed to her the day after you met her for the first time.
11:33I confessed to her the day after we met for the second time.
11:42You drank a lot and got drunk, right?
11:44I drank alcohol.
11:49So you were a type of person?
11:51Yes, I was a type of person.
11:53Next, Sakai-san, please.
11:55Here is the fact that I have noticed.
11:58It is a strange trend that the shoddy entertainers who got the money desperately gamble and throw away the money to maintain the shoddy entertainers.
12:10I think there was an influence of God Town at first, but there was a shoddy entertainer boom, right?
12:16Yes, there was.
12:17Suzuki Mogura and Yoichi Hikaru.
12:20Hikaru also appeared as a shoddy entertainer at first, right?
12:24But because of the shoddy entertainer boom, shoddy entertainers are now appearing in commercials.
12:31It's a fact that they're making a lot of money right now.
12:36But they have to maintain the shoddy entertainers.
12:40I'm sure they're going to spend a million yen on a horse that never comes.
12:49If a shoddy entertainer comes, it will be a problem.
12:51If a shoddy entertainer comes, it will be a problem, so don't eat shoddy entertainers.
12:57They're throwing away the millions of yen that should have been in the commercial.
13:03They got the money to get out of the shoddy entertainers.
13:08I'm sure they'll have to find something else in the meantime.
13:12Yama-chan was in a position where he couldn't be popular.
13:17But he found a wonderful wife and changed his stance a little bit.
13:22I'm sure everyone will do it.
13:24I'm sure everyone will change their stance.
13:27But I think you need a demon voice.
13:30What?
13:31Are you going to keep saying things like gossip?
13:38Yama-chan, you're in trouble.
13:44Are you thinking about something?
13:45That's right.
13:47You're still talking about the people above you.
13:51In the meantime, the people above you will be gone.
13:54You have to support your juniors.
13:57You have to make money.
14:01You have to be a good person.
14:05I'm not going to listen to that.
14:09I was talking about shoddy entertainers.
14:11You're not in a position to say that.
14:15You've changed your stance a lot.
14:17You should change your stance a little bit.
14:20Don't you have an animal gossip?
14:23I'm sorry.
14:25I'm sorry.
14:28I'm sorry.
14:29You're a bad person.
14:33I'm glad.
14:34I'm glad.
14:35I'm glad.
14:36I'm glad.
14:37I'm glad.
14:38I'm glad.
14:39I'm glad.
14:40I'm glad.
14:41I'm glad.
14:45Next, we will announce the truth about the TV station and the staff.
14:50This is what I found out.
14:53The staff of the TV station gathers a lot of entertainers.
14:56When the broadcast is connected, they do it in front of a camera.
15:00I understand.
15:02Have you ever seen it?
15:04I've seen it a lot.
15:06It's a tradition.
15:07It's not more or less than this.
15:09Why do you make me do this?
15:11I love it.
15:13It's 5 seconds.
15:144, 2, 1.
15:15It's exciting.
15:17Let me do it.
15:19You do it outside the TV station, right?
15:21That's right.
15:22It's exciting.
15:24That's right.
15:26It's only a few seconds, but my heart is beating.
15:31Next, TAKANO, please.
15:33This is what I found out.
15:36The staff of the TV station asks the staff to tell a story that no one has told.
15:41I understand.
15:42I understand.
15:43It's true.
15:45I understand.
15:46I won't tell you a story that no one has told.
15:50Please tell me your secret.
15:52Please tell me your secret.
15:53Why do I have to tell you?
15:55It's only a few seconds.
15:56That's right.
15:57It's not easy.
15:58Please tell me.
15:59I won't tell you.
16:01I want you to get along with me.
16:02I want you to get along with me.
16:03Next, YOSHIZUMI, please.
16:05This is what I found out.
16:08The staff of the TV station asks the staff to tell a story that no one has told.
16:14What is this?
16:18I understand.
16:19I understand.
16:21It's okay if the staff of the TV station writes a story at the end.
16:30The staff of the TV station asks the staff to tell a story that no one has told.
16:36The staff of the TV station asks the staff to tell a story that no one has told.
16:41The staff of the TV station asks the staff to tell a story that no one has told.
16:47The staff of the TV station asks the staff to tell a story that no one has told.
16:53The staff of the TV station asks the staff to tell a story that no one has told.
16:55The staff of the TV station asks the assistant to tell a story.
17:01Then they give a story to a boss.
17:04Then they give a story to a boss.
17:16Is there such a situation?
17:17I think that person will be able to win the King of Contest in the end.
17:21There are three ways.
17:23I see.
17:24I'll publish a book and live on my own.
17:28That's the set.
17:31Next, Kishi-san, please.
17:33This is the fact that I've noticed.
17:35I don't know if the staff will use it, but please give me a version that isn't a joke.
17:40It means that the joke wasn't boring, so only that version will be used.
17:44I see.
17:46When we were shooting, the director said that I was funny.
17:53He said that I was funny.
17:55Suddenly, he gave me a version that wasn't funny.
18:00I see.
18:03When I saw it on air, he used the version that wasn't funny.
18:07I can't help it.
18:09I can't help it.
18:11I thought he was making fun of me.
18:14He's kind.
18:16He's kind.
18:18Next, Kin-chan, please.
18:20This is the fact that I've noticed.
18:23The number of people who watch my YouTube channel is about three.
18:28Are you being watched?
18:30I'm not being watched.
18:32People who watch my YouTube channel say that the number of people who watch my channel is about three.
18:38I'm glad to hear that.
18:40There are people who introduce themselves to me.
18:44I say thank you.
18:46But when the show starts, I can't turn the screen.
18:51I can't turn the screen.
18:53The cameraman next to me says,
18:55Turn the screen.
18:59I can't turn the screen.
19:03I can't turn the screen.
19:05I can't turn the screen.
19:07I would like to announce the most wonderful thing today.
19:11The winner of the announcement is...
19:13YOSHIZUMI.
19:15Don't get involved in professional wrestling.
19:20I see.
19:22I thought it was good.
19:24I thought it was natural for an entertainer.
19:26But I realized that I didn't fit in with the times.
19:31I was noticed.
19:33If you don't fit in, you have to change it.
19:38You can do it.
19:40You can't do it.
19:42I can do it.
19:44Don't make fun of me.
19:46Don't make fun of me.
19:48I've been in professional wrestling for a long time.
19:50But thank you for playing with me all the time.
20:04Next time, we will show you the unreleased scene.
20:11We will show you the scenes prepared by the wrestling entertainers.
20:16It's delicious to make cooked rice.
20:31And the unreleased scene.
20:43Next time, we will show you the unreleased scene.
20:58Next time, we will show you the unreleased scene.
21:00What's a word you've been saying a lot lately?
21:02I don't like that either. I hate backstabbing.
21:04Backstabbing!
21:06I know! I hate it too!
21:08And there's only 3 people on that show!
21:10There's no point in backstabbing!