Tobin starts by expressing his frustrations over his son's breakfast from hell event. The Miami Heat lose to the Phoenix Suns 115 to 112 and fall yet again in one late Turd Quarter. Marcos reveals an interesting method of motivating Bam via music.
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00:00day, Miami heat, they lose to the Phoenix suns 51, 15, one 12. Didn't even get a shot off.
00:08They had a chance to tie it at the end. What a terrible play it. The game just ended kind of
00:18poorly. They went a stretch where they couldn't hit the broad, broad side of a barn, but they
00:24were hanging in there because of their defense. And then it just got to the point where like,
00:31yeah, too much. Kevin Durant, uh, hit onion shot after onion shot down the stretch.
00:37We have a new thing. Uh, the heat of a new, a new, uh, species it's called half a third quarter
00:44because they went out to a 15 point lead in the third quarter, but then allowed a third,
00:50a 15 to two run to end it. So they went into the fourth quarter with just a two point lead.
00:55Yeah. What just happened? I always figure out like in, in it's it's a little, it's a little
01:03harder to do in football because it's not as fast flowing, but does somebody give the heads up?
01:13Hey guys. I mean, or do they realize that when the coach called three timeouts in like
01:2012 seconds, it goes, you know, I mean, look at today's game, I guess with the three point shot,
01:26you know, if you go on a little rut, but it was like, it was like Grayson Allen, Kevin Durant,
01:32three, three, I think Bradley Beal had an and one, or maybe it was Devin Booker.
01:36And all of a sudden you're like, Oh, we're up by only two now. Okay. Great. Great. Um,
01:42so I'm trying to see him open and not shooting it. I don't care that he had a terrible night,
01:48like leaving him alone as they should. You know, you could, I mean, right now he's, he's got the,
01:54right now he's got the touch of Deandre Jordan, but here's the thing. Most of his
01:58misses were like putbacks or the bunnies. It was brutal. It was brutal. Like he was near the rim,
02:05but they were still leaving him like four or five feet at the three point line. If he's not going
02:14to shoot it, like he has to shoot it. Yeah. I don't know. Otherwise he might as well just play
02:20in the paint the whole game. He did a whole lot of talkie talk in this off season.
02:26Oh, young fella in there swatting stuff. Oh, I told you guys West coast ball gets a little,
02:33it gets a little frisky. He does. Maybe it's maybe it's a six game road trip. Spo you don't
02:39want to, you want to have some players when they play that sixth game? I don't know. I think,
02:44I think it's just one of those things. Like he gets on the West coast. He's like, he wakes up
02:48and he goes and gets breakfast with Chris Quinn. He goes tonight to Kalel night because West coast
02:54bow because it is West coast bow. And then all of a sudden Kalel wears out there. No more Thomas
02:58Bryant. Thank God. I tell you, he didn't look terrible. You look great. Especially his, his,
03:05his job is well-defined. You protect the rim. He told, but if you put him and bam in together
03:16and bam, doesn't shoot your waist in two players. Well, that's the thing that's frustrating. Kalel
03:20gets in there. He gets an open three bang. Not only that makes it look good, look good.
03:26And then there was one where like, uh, Beals, like, he's like trying to get in there and like,
03:31he's like too big. Uh, just unfortunately he threw out to Nirkich who was in Steph Curry land
03:38and craziest. I didn't even know he was capable of that. I thought like he, I thought for him
03:44either. No, I'm like, what, what is, I'm like, what, what is this? Like Nick Batum and Nirkich,
03:49why is everybody, why is everybody Steph Curry around the heat? And he almost went 2020.
03:55It was insane. But yeah, man, bam is he stunk up the joint and he's been stinking up the joint
04:01on offense. Can't hit water. If he fell out of the boat. Um, I just think, um,
04:10like maybe he just hit his rut sooner than everybody else. Oh, he's rutting dude.
04:16This is a deeper problem. What are you talking about? You've been very hard on him.
04:21It has been unbearable to watch games with you in the group chat.
04:25Yeah, I'm a, I'm listening. We are about to, to institute some new laws up in the chat
04:33because let me tell you something. Every time you get close to the end of a game,
04:38it could be any game. It don't have to be the heat. It could be any game. Then all of a sudden
04:43we start getting the woe is me. I'm about to lose my bet.
04:47Gambling addict.
04:49Hold on. Hold on. But wait, did I not tell you before the game? You did because he dealing with,
04:56he dealing with Nirkich and they got him playing in the paint. Don't mess with him.
05:01Correct. That is what you mentioned. Yes. And, and, and if anything, Nirkich damn near had 2020
05:08making threes and everything. Cause ain't nobody on the court as tall as him.
05:12So I don't know. You're like, man, I'm shooting under 40% for the season. Yeah. It's, it's,
05:18especially when most of his shots are, and you want to hear an alarming stat in regards to bam
05:23out of bio. All right. I did some deep dive in last deep dive. What did you find with your snorkel
05:30mask? Other than the playoff game versus the Celtics that the Miami heat won. Okay. Bam out of
05:38bio has not scored more than 20 points in a win over a playoff team since February 26.
05:51Wow. And prior to that, the only other time he had done it was on December 25th,
05:59also against the Sixers. Basically what I'm doing, beating that game either.
06:06Basically what I'm saying is inflated stats.
06:13So, so, so let me ask you this then. Yeah. Then why did you bet on him?
06:19You got to break the trend. Also, I did that. Why are you bringing us the first that you come
06:24up with in the morning when you had that stat 12 hours ago and you said, ah, you know, I did the
06:31research cause now he's in a dangerous dance of he's due. Right. But here's the, here's,
06:36here's what, here's what I don't do. I don't bet any of my teams or any of the players I like
06:44to go less. I don't do it. If I have questions, I'm not rooting against them. I just don't put
06:52them on my, my car. You see what I'm saying? He wants to bet all of his favorite players
07:01and then he's upset, but you got to have an open, open mind towards it. If you know these things,
07:08if you wait, let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. Yeah. Did we not know before
07:16last night? Bam was struck. Yes. Okay. Okay. So, so cause now he's on the, he's due train.
07:24That's what he's going to do. And then he's going to wind up. Remember Mexico city? Remember that?
07:31Yes. That was two games ago. So I'm like, he's, you know, maybe on American soil this time. That'd
07:36be nice. American soil you're going with. That's the logic. This is no, this is the thing. The
07:42reason why he did so well in Mexico city, this all clicked last night. I did a lot of research
07:47date night, date night. She joined him in Mexico. They had a wonderful evening out
07:53and he was so rejuvenated by the love he was experiencing because now he operates with the
07:59love was the reason he was struggling. He is struggling. Yeah. You did call him lover boy
08:04last night. Did you forget that text vacation? Yeah. That's a different guy. I don't understand
08:10is his relationship hurting or helping him in your eyes froggy. Cause you seem to be going all
08:14over the place. It's distracting him from being the best basketball player he can be. And the only
08:21time he's successful is when he's off honeymoon vibes because they're having tequila in Mexico
08:26city when he's here, he's home, you know, he's just in love and home. He makes a different kind.
08:32He's going through, he's going through a stinker right now. He's going to get out of it, but it is,
08:36it has been a stinker. Like there's no, there's no denying it. There's no talking around it.
08:40He's, he's, he's, he's missing shots. He's been gun shy. Um, let's not, let's not forget.
08:49We can't not mention this for as bad as he's been. Tyler has been Tyler's ball. Awesome. Tyler's
09:00been balling dude. I mean, that's, Oh my goodness. You know, Tyler is Tyler is, is nuclear right now.
09:06He's doing everything. He's setting his guys up. He's been, he's been doing exactly what they asked,
09:11nothing but threes. And then when he has to drive to the rim strong, he's been doing,
09:14he's been getting to the free throw line. I would say, I would say back off Terry a little bit
09:19because Terry going to give you two or three contested threes a game.
09:26And yeah, but, but Terry's streaky. Like we know Terry's, Terry's going to give you,
09:31he'll give you a week of stink. And then like, he'll be hitting the craziest shots you've ever
09:35seen in your life. Yeah. But that's, that's just who he's always been. Yeah. So like you got to,
09:40and this is, it sucks because you want it when you want it. But if you take a month or two months of
09:46play, you look at Terry's numbers, you're going to say, Oh, okay. That being said that pastor
09:50Jimmy last night, awful. Jesus. I mean, that was Skylar Thompson ask dude, what the hell
09:56were you? Terry one, two, three. That's how many points you need. Why are you passing it to him
10:02going towards the rim? Yeah. Put it right there. He wouldn't have it. I mean, that was just,
10:08Oh my God. And then Jimmy was like, so confused. Cause he's like, Oh, I'm wide open. Oh, that's
10:13only because that's a two. Wait, let me back up. No, no, no, no, no. You Tyler, you, you, you
10:19buzzer. That was how they drew it up in the huddle. And by the way, the other play Jimmy could
10:24have gone to is throw it to bam top of the key. But why would you bother? Because he's not going
10:28to shoot it. Or if he is going to shoot, it's probably going to go out of the arena. That's
10:31the kind of thing that turns it around though. Maybe, but he, but he probably thought to himself.
10:35He goes, there's old bricks McGee. This is all going through. So let's have a little reenactment
10:44of the five seconds you have to get the ball in. Ready? Go. All right. All right. Here we go,
10:51Jimmy. Here you go. Inbound. All right. I'm going to go to Terry, Terry, Jimmy,
10:57wait, we need three points back here. You do it. The game over
11:12that was the play last night. If you really thought that don't throw it in the snow dance,
11:17that's what it felt like. Or in Marcos' case, Jimmy's like probably a rightness,
11:23probably writing a poem, you know, that roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm building a brick
11:31for me and you trying to get his brick house together for his family. I get it.
11:40It really, honestly, it brought me to a point hearing or seeing lover boy. Yeah. Get up on
11:46the court and see Tyler heroes having success. And why is Tyler hero having success? Not because
11:52he's recently converted to the men in black. It's because he has a song with his name.
11:59What a lot of bio needs a song with his name. What do you I decided what better way
12:05to help my boy get out of this rut than to give this man a song of his own.
12:12I Joe Wilson, Aja Wilson, and she won gold in women's basketball. I guess that has something
12:21to do with them in the heat. We have to get a little bit of a jump shot. Asia Wilson needs
12:30to get a great season. I think that your season will be amazing.
12:41And she loves him now that he loves somebody else. We just can't win. And so
12:54now that love is like my pockets.
13:11Yeah.
13:26Such a bastard.
13:31There you go, buddy. Hey, hopefully that fixes you, dude.
13:37Hey, that doesn't sound like a very positive. That didn't sound like you're giving them FBTL.
13:44Yeah. You know, a little bit of frog boy, tough love that'll shape them up.
13:49That also might get your ass kicked the next time y'all run into each other.