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00:00This is the second episode, 1 out of 8192!
00:151 out of 8192 is a lucky number for gamblers.
00:21Will he be able to win the million-god series?
00:30Will he be able to win the million-god series?
00:35I want to win this series.
00:37So, I'm going to call my guest.
00:42Nice to meet you.
00:44Nice to meet you, too.
00:47He's been to all the finals.
00:50He's been to all the finals.
00:52Have you been lucky lately?
00:54I have a record.
00:55What is it?
00:56When I went to a slightly unpopular store, 7 people said,
01:00I can't kiss you.
01:02Lucky!
01:051 out of 128 people said that.
01:08If you are told to play for 3 and a half hours, it's hard.
01:11It's hard, but you may be able to play twice in an hour.
01:16He's amazing.
01:18The first game is 1 out of 2.
01:24Who will go first?
01:26Machida.
01:27Why?
01:28I'm going to make a cake.
01:30He looks strong, but he's serious.
01:33Usually, we think he's going to win.
01:36But I don't think so.
01:38I'm sure he's going to win.
01:40I won't come.
01:41I won't turn red.
01:43Which one did you think?
01:45I thought it was red.
01:46Then it's black.
01:48It's true.
01:49Red.
01:50Then it's black.
01:52He used the bad luck of Kyogoku last time.
01:55He chose the opposite of what he expected and won 8 times in a row.
01:58This time, Kyogoku's counterattack strategy was successful.
02:02Will he succeed in the first attempt?
02:07I'm going to start.
02:08Ready, set, go.
02:12Congratulations.
02:15You did it.
02:16You did it.
02:17You're amazing.
02:18NAKARUTI, it's your turn.
02:19I'm too scared.
02:21Are you really scared?
02:23I'm scared.
02:25Hey, NAKARUTI.
02:26NAKARUTI.
02:27You look like a tennis player.
02:29Stop it.
02:30It's not a net.
02:31Why did you let NAKARUTI go first?
02:34Look at his hair.
02:35He looks like a game master.
02:37Why did you let him go first?
02:38When I entered the make-up room today, he made my hair flat.
02:41What is this?
02:43What is this?
02:44Why did you let him go first?
02:471 out of 4 challenges.
02:50That's fast.
02:51Is it over?
02:531 out of 256 challenges.
02:55There are two gachas.
02:57It's 1 out of 2.
02:59Wait a minute.
03:00Isn't it too fast?
03:01That's right.
03:02This is the fastest.
03:04This is the last challenge of the 60-minute comedy show.
03:10Do you want to go first?
03:13That's right.
03:14If it's not my fault, I'll go first.
03:18I thought it was red.
03:19I see.
03:20It's okay.
03:21Then it's black.
03:22Okay, I'll go first.
03:23It's okay.
03:24Don't worry.
03:25I think I'm right.
03:28NAKARUTI, please challenge.
03:32Will he continue his strategy?
03:37I'll go.
03:38Are you okay?
03:45I knew it.
03:471 out of 2.
03:48I knew it.
03:50Did you fail?
03:51Can't you drink it?
03:52It's rare.
03:53I'll drink it.
03:54The moment I drank it, I thought it was bitter.
03:58But it was all in my mouth.
04:02It's too bitter.
04:03I can't use my reverse spelling anymore.
04:05I can't use my reverse spelling anymore.
04:11Can I drink it?
04:12Yes, you can drink it.
04:13I'll drink it.
04:14I'll drink it.
04:15I'll drink it.
04:16I'll drink it.
04:17I'll drink it.
04:19I'll drink it.
04:20I'll drink it.
04:21I'll drink it.
04:22I'll drink it.
04:23I'll drink it.
04:24After that, NAKARUTI challenged again.
04:27I'll drink it.
04:28He succeeded in revenge.
04:311 out of 8.
04:35The next game is 1 out of 8.
04:37It's a 1 in 2 chance of nose-biting carbonated water.
04:40I don't know.
04:41What is that?
04:42I don't know.
04:43I've never heard of it.
04:46You know what carbonated water is, right?
04:47I know.
04:48It's a nose-biting carbonated water.
04:49I don't know.
04:50I've never heard of it.
04:52There are red and black nose-biting containers.
04:54One contains carbonated water.
04:56Choose a normal nose-biting liquid.
04:58I don't like this.
05:00Can you feel carbonated water?
05:03It looks like a failure.
05:07You can't do it.
05:09I'll do it.
05:11Can you do it?
05:13Black is the correct answer.
05:15Yes.
05:16I'll do it with black.
05:17I'll do it with red.
05:18I see.
05:19It's okay.
05:20It's a 1 in 2 chance of nose-biting carbonated water.
05:23It's okay.
05:24Is it okay?
05:25Yes.
05:26What is this?
05:27Carbonated water challenge.
05:28Please.
05:30This is the first 1 in 8 chance of nose-biting carbonated water.
05:33If it's wrong, it's carbonated water.
05:36What will happen?
05:40It's refreshing.
05:42It's not refreshing at all.
05:44It's hard to get out of my mouth.
05:47I could see it because it was SASAKI.
05:49Yes.
05:50MACHIDA is very good at this.
05:51I'm good at this.
05:52I'm good at this.
05:53It's easy to see.
05:54This is the 1 in 16 chance of nose-biting carbonated water.
05:57This is a 1 in 2 chance of foot-bathing mat.
06:00There is a cardboard box with red and black.
06:02There is a foot-bathing mat on one side of the cardboard box.
06:05Jump from the chair.
06:06If it's a normal floor, it's clear.
06:08It's scary.
06:09Don't make me upgrade my grade.
06:12Who will go?
06:13Red and black.
06:14Who hasn't gone yet?
06:15I haven't gone yet.
06:16YASU, let's go.
06:17Let's go.
06:18I really don't want to go.
06:20I don't want to go.
06:22Please answer the correct answer.
06:23Is it okay?
06:24Yes.
06:25Then I'll really answer the correct answer.
06:26Please answer the correct answer.
06:27Is it okay to just answer the correct answer?
06:29Yes.
06:31It's easy.
06:32It's 1 in 16 chance of foot-bathing mat.
06:33I thought I had to do something interesting.
06:36You don't have to do it.
06:37You can digest it.
06:38Really?
06:39Then I will answer the correct answer.
06:41It's red.
06:42It's red.
06:43Jump as hard as you can.
06:44I will jump.
06:47It's dangerous.
06:52It's big.
06:53It's big.
06:54This is dangerous.
06:55It's scary.
06:56This is scary.
06:57This is terrible.
06:59Today's challenge is like a failure when it's successful.
07:06It's dangerous.
07:08It's successful.
07:09It's successful.
07:10It's successful.
07:11It's dangerous.
07:141 in 32 chance of foot-bathing mat.
07:17Please give me 1 in 32 chance of super spicy cream soup.
07:22I've heard of it.
07:23I've heard of it.
07:24I've heard of it.
07:25I have a strategy.
07:27If Kyogoku succeeds,
07:29when it's reset,
07:31I won't be in charge of super spicy cream soup.
07:34I see.
07:35I'm like a specialist of super spicy cream soup.
07:37That's right.
07:38Which one?
07:39Do you trust me?
07:40I'll leave it to you.
07:41That's...
07:42Because the theory was destroyed at first.
07:44That's right.
07:45You don't have to think about it.
07:47It's black.
07:48It's red.
07:49It's black.
07:50You're like a treasure trove.
07:54My partner is like this.
07:56That's right.
07:57It's black.
07:58Please.
07:59Please.
08:00It's big.
08:01Kyogoku.
08:02Please.
08:03This time...
08:11It's delicious.
08:14It's big.
08:151, 2, 3, 4, 5.
08:175 times in a row?
08:20That's amazing.
08:21That's amazing.
08:22That's amazing.
08:23Wait a minute.
08:24It's a great chance.
08:25Right now?
08:26It's here.
08:27It's here.
08:28Machida hasn't succeeded yet?
08:29Machida this time.
08:30Everyone is cooperating this time.
08:31It's just Machida.
08:32All right.
08:33Let's leave Machida alone.
08:34Just me?
08:381 out of 64 challenge.
08:411 out of 64 challenge is
08:431 out of 2 neck washing scissors.
08:45All right.
08:46Put the washing scissors on both nipples.
08:48Pull the hidden red and black string.
08:50Choose the one that is not connected to the nipple.
08:52I see.
08:53I'm going to be pinched.
08:58This is painful.
08:59This is painful.
09:00I can't do this.
09:01I can't do this.
09:05It's a setting game.
09:07It's not a punishment game.
09:08It's like standing on a chair.
09:10It's bad if it's shallow.
09:13It's deep.
09:14It's deep.
09:15It's deep.
09:16It's not vertical.
09:17It's deep.
09:18I think vertical is better.
09:19Is it shallow?
09:20It's deep.
09:21What is deep?
09:22It's not vertical.
09:23It's deep.
09:25Do it yourself.
09:26It's deep.
09:31It's painful.
09:32Let's do it quickly.
09:33Let's do it quickly.
09:34It's deep.
09:35It's painful.
09:36It's deep.
09:37It's painful.
09:38This is painful.
09:39This is painful.
09:40This is bad.
09:41Which one is better?
09:42Who will pull?
09:43Can I see how you pull?
09:45Okay.
09:46It's not time for that.
09:47It's painful.
09:48Let everyone see.
09:49It's painful.
09:50One, two, three.
09:52We can't see if we all do it.
09:53What are you doing?
09:54It's enough.
09:55It's enough.
09:57It's enough.
09:58I'll show you.
09:59It's enough.
10:00It's enough.
10:01It's enough.
10:02It's enough.
10:03It's enough.
10:04It's painful.
10:05How does Machida pull?
10:08I don't pull.
10:09I don't do it.
10:10I don't do it.
10:11It's painful.
10:12It's painful.
10:13It's painful.
10:14Which one is better?
10:15Which one is better?
10:16Which one is better?
10:17It really hurts.
10:18Do it.
10:19It really hurts.
10:20One, two, three.
10:23I don't need it.
10:24Pull it.
10:25I don't need it.
10:27Which one?
10:28Which one?
10:29Red.
10:30Red.
10:31Black.
10:32Really?
10:33Really?
10:34It's really scary.
10:35It's really scary.
10:36It's really painful.
10:37Let's do it.
10:38Let's do the long arm challenge.
10:39Let's do it.
10:40I'm scared.
10:50Yes!
10:51I did it!
10:53I did it.
10:54I did it.
10:55I want to check it.
10:57I want to check it.
10:58You don't need it.
10:59You don't need it.
11:00It's not like you're lying.
11:01You don't need it.
11:02It's not like you're lying.
11:03I might not be able to do it.
11:04I might not be able to do it.
11:05Do it yourself.
11:06Black was?
11:07Black was successful.
11:09Both of them are already out of it.
11:11Why?
11:12Why?
11:13I think so.
11:14I think so.
11:19I'm going to do it.
11:20I'm going to do it.
11:27Really, this is amazing.
11:28Really, this is amazing.
11:29That's right.
11:30That's right.
11:31Why did the program do it?
11:32That's right.
11:33Why did the program do it?
11:34That's right.
11:35That's right.
11:36You did it!
11:38Can you show us?
11:40No, I can't.
11:42You did it!
11:44That was amazing.
11:46Amazing!
11:48Let's move on to the next challenge.
11:50That was fast.
11:52Let's move on.
11:541 out of 128 challenges.
11:561 out of 2 embarrassing posts.
11:58If you flip the red and black cards
12:00and a joker is written on it,
12:02you fail.
12:04If you flip the cards and a joker is written on it,
12:06you fail.
12:08I think Nakamura doesn't like it.
12:10I really don't like it.
12:12Really?
12:14That's why you can avoid it.
12:16You have a strong will.
12:18I'll do it.
12:20What will you do?
12:22According to Shun,
12:24I really wanted to win M-1
12:26so I became a comedian.
12:30I really wanted to.
12:32This year is different from last year.
12:34That's true.
12:36It's hot.
12:38This year, I'm ready.
12:40You're influenced.
12:42What are you doing?
12:44Are you okay?
12:46I have an idea.
12:48Let's take a picture of Kyogoku sleeping in the dressing room.
12:50No, I don't want to.
12:52Let's take a picture of Kyogoku sleeping in the dressing room.
12:54No, I don't want to.
12:56That's gross.
12:58Hey,
13:00Why are you looking forward to this post?
13:02Why are you looking forward to this post?
13:08What is the card you chose?
13:12Can you do it?
13:14Really?
13:16I don't know if it's true or not.
13:18That's true.
13:20Let's start the challenge.
13:22Please.
13:24If you pass this,
13:26you'll get 1 out of 128.
13:28If you pass this, you'll get 1 out of 128.
13:30If you pass this, you'll get 1 out of 128.
13:32It's a shameful post.
13:34It's a good one.
13:36Let's start the challenge.
13:38Please.
13:40Please.
13:42Please.
13:44One two.
13:46Oh, no.
13:48You failed.
13:52That was the worst.
13:54You looked too excited.
13:56You look like you're having a hard time.
14:01He's sleeping.
14:04It's not funny.
14:06He's sleeping.
14:08You could at least give an example.
14:10It's been sent.
14:12It's sent. It's sent. It's sent.
14:15Oh, the likes are starting to come in.
14:18That's unexpected.
14:20Are there any comments?
14:22You...
14:24Shun-san who makes the fans happy.
14:28That's a good one.
14:30That's a good one.
14:32I don't think this is Shun-san.
14:35It's not.
14:37Really?
14:38Everyone thinks it's a joke.
14:40Look, look.
14:41The way he sleeps is also charismatic.
14:43That's good.
14:44I'm being teased a little bit.
14:46There's a little bit of infatuation.
14:48It's true.
14:50It's true.
14:53It's true.
14:55He's sleeping.
14:57It's true.
14:58It's true.
14:59That's it.
15:02So, we'll start from 1 out of 2.
15:06He's really tired.
15:10He's tired.
15:11He's tired.
15:12He's tired.
15:14He's tired.
15:15Wait a minute.
15:16It's true.
15:18Why are you doubting me?
15:21Believe me.
15:22Next time, 1 out of 8,192.
15:30It hits your face.
15:32It's going to smell.
15:33It's going to hit your face.
15:35A series of fierce competitions.
15:38Will a miracle happen?
15:43See you next time.
15:47Refreshing.