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00:00We have an announcement!
00:07This is a show that reveals the truth of the world that no one has realized yet.
00:13This is the first time for Love Letters, which was recorded just before the semi-finals between Takano and King of Con.
00:21Have you noticed that there are two new members this time?
00:25Yes, I have. I realized that Double Chibia is not for sale, so I started wearing secret boots.
00:32Today as well?
00:34Yes, today as well.
00:36I think there are some people who don't know, so I'll show you again.
00:40It's like this.
00:42Take it off.
00:46It's small.
00:50I realized it for the first time in 12 years.
00:52About 10 cm?
00:53This is 10 cm.
00:54When I was recording yesterday, it was 15 cm.
01:00First of all, the entertainment department.
01:02Love Letters, who didn't expect to win the King of Con, realized it.
01:10Here is the fact that I noticed.
01:13We are the only ones who can complain about the judging method of the show race.
01:17Is that true?
01:20In the end, the judging method of the show race changes.
01:24There is no way to make people laugh, so it can't be helped.
01:28But now, people complain about the judges' scores.
01:33I can't watch it.
01:35We've been on the King of Con four times.
01:40The judging method is different for each time.
01:44Which judging method suits you best?
01:47I think the current champion suits me best.
01:51I think so, too.
01:52I think it suits the people who created the era.
01:55What did you hate the most?
01:56The confrontation.
01:58In the confrontation, there were 101 people who lost in the semi-final.
02:03We had to decide who was more interesting.
02:07We had a confrontation with a senior entertainer named Kokoro Inuno.
02:12We lost by 94 to 7.
02:15We did our best.
02:17We went to the final of the show race.
02:19We brought home 7 points.
02:21It was like hell.
02:23It was like weak basketball.
02:26Kokoro Inuno was very interesting.
02:29We didn't lose.
02:32We were pretty good.
02:34But we lost.
02:36That's right.
02:38When I went back to the dressing room,
02:40the manager was hiding behind the curtain.
02:45I asked him what was wrong.
02:47He said he was embarrassed.
02:52The manager who brought home 7 points said he was embarrassed.
02:56He said he would go home first.
03:00He was a good guy.
03:01He went home in the middle of the show.
03:04He had such an experience.
03:07He told me not to talk about the judging system.
03:10He wanted me to enjoy the show.
03:14By the way,
03:16at the beginning of The Second,
03:18in the first meeting,
03:20there was a bad example of the judging system.
03:22That's when we got the points.
03:24At the meeting.
03:25Yes, at the meeting.
03:27We thought it was not good.
03:29So, we had 6 points.
03:32We were sure we would get the points.
03:35At the end of the show,
03:377 points was not good enough.
03:40We were not that good.
03:42We were not that good.
03:44We were not that good.
03:46We were just thinking about it.
03:48So, we didn't talk about it.
03:50Next, Takano-san, please.
03:52Yes.
03:53This is what I found out.
03:55If you don't say 01,
03:57you can't be a duo.
03:59I see.
04:01What does that mean?
04:03You hear that a lot, don't you?
04:0401.
04:05You make a joke about 01.
04:07It makes me angry.
04:09That word.
04:10I see.
04:11If you think about the joke,
04:13you say,
04:14my partner didn't make 01.
04:16How can you say that?
04:18Your partner made 100.
04:20But you didn't make 01.
04:22I see.
04:23I think it's a big deal to make 01.
04:26That's the hardest part.
04:28That's amazing.
04:29That's a bad idea.
04:31That's true.
04:33Don't use the word 01.
04:36That's the hardest part.
04:39I understand.
04:41It's harder to make 100.
04:43That's the hardest part.
04:45No one can make it from 01 to 100.
04:49You have to wait for a miracle to make it from 01 to 100.
04:52The moment you are born.
04:54I understand what you mean.
04:5701 is the hardest part.
05:01Keisuke Kuwada said the same thing.
05:05I love Keisuke Kuwada.
05:11I think it's amazing.
05:13But you didn't say,
05:15my partner made 01.
05:17We didn't make 01.
05:19How can you say that?
05:21How can you say that?
05:23Next, Ms. Yoshizumi.
05:25This is what I realized.
05:28To be honest, I don't know if I can call it a pro-wrestling.
05:37Why do you fight in front of people?
05:42If you were meant to fight, you would know.
05:45But recently, you have to fight yourself.
05:49And you have to fight back.
05:53I don't know what that means.
05:56I do that all the time.
06:00I do it almost every time.
06:04I'm fighting forcibly.
06:08I understand that there is such a culture.
06:11But it's disgusting that people who know comedy do it.
06:21Some people are not good at it.
06:23That's right.
06:24I think it's funny when you're a pro-wrestler.
06:28But it's hard when you're not a pro-wrestler.
06:34Takano and Ito were like that.
06:37They were both serious.
06:40That's right.
06:41That's right.
06:43At first, they were flirting.
06:45Suddenly, they started bleeding.
06:47That's right.
06:49That's right.
06:51Maybe it's not the time anymore.
06:54That's right.
06:56What do you think of Takano?
06:58Please live with that.
07:00What is that?
07:03Are you kidding me?
07:06You don't want to go?
07:08What should I do?
07:10Are you kidding me?
07:12What are you doing?
07:17Please tell me what to do.
07:20It's your fault.
07:22What are you doing?
07:24You said bad things about me.
07:26Are you kidding me?
07:28But thank you for saying bad things about me.
07:32That's cute.
07:36It was 0-1.
07:380-1?
07:40I don't like this 0-1.
07:42What is that?
07:48Next, Sakai.
07:50This is what I noticed.
07:53Entertainers who participate in the show race.
07:55They are not good at sales.
07:57I'm talking about New York.
08:01New York is not good at sales.
08:03I think entertainers who participate in the show race are good at sales.
08:08But New York is not good at sales.
08:13It's hard to believe.
08:18First of all, salespeople don't like comedy.
08:23That's right.
08:25They gather because they are doing something.
08:28For example, the Lyon Mall.
08:30In such a place, it is better to interact with the audience.
08:37For example, HYOKKORI-HAN.
08:39OBATA-NO-ONI-SAN.
08:41It's like raising children on stage and doing it together.
08:46So I think New York should not go to sales.
08:52I understand.
08:54I'm not good at sales.
08:56You are not good at comedy.
08:58So I thought it was bad.
09:00Do you know the agency called JINRIKISHA?
09:02JINRIKISHA is the agency of WATABE of ANJUSHU.
09:08I laughed and went home with my mouth shut.
09:12You can't laugh like that.
09:14I'm sorry, WATABE.
09:17The entertainment world has a tendency to make entertainers who are good at sales a fool.
09:23It's been reversed recently.
09:26People who are good at sales are flying all over the world.
09:31They are GOD TALENT.
09:33China is getting a lot of attention for Japanese comedy.
09:38China is very attractive.
09:42KING OF CONTEST is very popular in China.
09:47ZIG ZAG ZIGGY is very popular in China.
09:51Chinese people come to the underground theater of NARUGEKI in NISHI-SHINJUKU.
09:57This is very popular in China.
10:01Next is TAKANO.
10:04I found out the truth.
10:06Only comedians who say they are dirty are destined female comedians.
10:12Who is this?
10:15Who is this?
10:16It's me.
10:18My wife is a comedian.
10:21We got married as comedians.
10:23Did you say you were dirty at first?
10:25I said it a lot.
10:27I said I was dirty to the people I was dating as comedians.
10:31I met such a person.
10:36Did you have a time when you had to like it?
10:40I did it a lot.
10:42Where did you start dating?
10:44I asked her to take me to dinner.
10:48We went to dinner twice.
10:51I said I wanted to confess to her the day before I met her for the third time.
10:55When did you realize that you liked her for the first time?
11:02I was nervous before I met her for the second time.
11:11Did you like her?
11:13I confessed to her the day after I met her for the third time.
11:16I confessed to her the day after I met her for the third time.
11:19I first...
11:27You were in a relationship.
11:29You confessed to her when you were in a relationship.
11:32Because you liked her.
11:34Are you a professional?
11:38I was really nervous.
11:41You were a professional.
11:43You drank a lot, right?
11:45I was drunk.
11:47He's trying to make it sound like he's drunk.
11:50So he was the type of guy, right?
11:52Yes, he was.
11:54Next, Sakai-san, please.
11:56Here's the fact that I've noticed.
11:59It's a weird way of saying that the shitty comedians who got the money are desperately gambling and throwing away the money to maintain the shitty comedians.
12:10I think the influence of God Town was there at first.
12:13There was a shitty comedian boom, right?
12:16Yes, there was.
12:17Suzuki Mogura and Yoichi Hikaru.
12:20Hikaru was also a shitty comedian at first.
12:24But because of the shitty comedian boom,
12:27shitty comedians started appearing in commercials.
12:31It's a fact that they're making a lot of money now.
12:36But they have to maintain the shitty comedians.
12:40For example, they're throwing away a million yen to a horse that's never going to come.
12:48A horse that's never going to come?
12:49That's scary.
12:50If it comes, it'll be a problem.
12:51If it comes, it'll be a problem.
12:52So they're telling Mogura,
12:54Don't come!
12:56That's cool.
12:57They're throwing away the millions of yen that are supposed to be in the commercial.
13:02That's amazing.
13:03They got the money to get out of the shitty comedians.
13:08They have to find another way to make money.
13:12Yama-chan was in a position where he couldn't be popular.
13:17But he found a wonderful wife.
13:20And he changed his stance a little bit.
13:22Everyone does that, right?
13:24He changes his stance.
13:27But I think you need a voice of a demon.
13:30What?
13:31Are you going to keep saying things like gossip?
13:38Oh, my God.
13:41Are you going to keep saying things like gossip?
13:44Are you thinking about it?
13:45That's right.
13:46That's right.
13:47You're still talking about the people above you.
13:51And then there's no one above you.
13:54You're talking about your juniors gossiping.
13:57You're talking about making money.
14:00You have to be a good person.
14:05Or you're going to keep listening to it.
14:09I was talking about the shitty comedians.
14:11You're not in a position to say that.
14:13I noticed.
14:15You've changed your stance a lot.
14:17You should do it properly.
14:20It's like animal gossip.
14:28It's like a horse.
14:30That's good.
14:33That's good.
14:34You're not as strong as you say you're a horse.
14:37Isn't that a little weak?
14:39What's wrong with that?
14:45Next, I'll tell you the truth about the TV set and the staff.
14:51Here's the truth I found out.
14:53The staff at the Odaiba theater gathered a lot of comedians.
14:56When the broadcast was connected, they were all in front of one camera.
15:01I know this.
15:02Have you ever seen it?
15:04I've seen it a lot.
15:06It's a tradition.
15:07It's not more or less than this.
15:09Why do you make me do this?
15:11I love it.
15:13I'm excited.
15:15I'm excited.
15:17Please let me do it.
15:19It's like a TV show.
15:21That's right.
15:22I think it's exciting.
15:24I think so, too.
15:26It's only a few seconds, but my heart is beating fast.
15:29It's a lot of energy.
15:31Next, TAKANO.
15:33Here's what I've found out.
15:36I don't tell you to tell me what I haven't told anyone.
15:41I know this.
15:43I don't tell you to tell me what I haven't told anyone.
15:49Tell me your secret.
15:51What should I tell you?
15:54Just tell me 1 sentence.
15:56It's not a lot.
15:58Please tell me.
15:59No, I won't.
16:00You have to get along with me.
16:02You have to get along with me.
16:03Next, Ms. Yoshizumi.
16:05Here's the fact I've noticed.
16:08Be careful of the writer who has a career as a judge of a youth magazine
16:10and has a career as a judge of a youth magazine on her SNS profile.
16:13What?
16:14What is this?
16:15What is this?
16:16What?
16:17What?
16:18Oh, it's well transmitted.
16:19It's well transmitted.
16:20It's well transmitted.
16:21If it's a comedy show or a show with a lot of miscellaneous staff,
16:26it's still okay if she writes it in a small amount at the end.
16:30But the first time she writes the King of Contest,
16:34the first round of judging,
16:36or the judge for the M-1,
16:38when she judges,
16:41people go,
16:42why is this person falling,
16:43why is this person winning?
16:44The result goes wild.
16:47I think that person is trying to sell himself as a judge of a show race.
16:51That judge.
16:52That's the best way to do it.
16:54Yes, that's right.
16:55And that person says,
16:58I'm a judge of a show race,
17:01and then comes to the agency's story shop.
17:03I thought it was the other way around.
17:04I thought the person who teaches at the agency's story shop or school is the judge.
17:08No, that's not it.
17:09There's been a lot of events recently,
17:11and there's a writer who starts as a judge.
17:15Is there such a thing?
17:17And I think that person will be able to win the King of Contest in the end.
17:21There are three ways to do it.
17:22I see.
17:23You publish a book and make a living by printing money.
17:27That's the set.
17:30Next, Mr. Kishi, please.
17:32Here's the fact that I've noticed.
17:35I don't know if the staff will use it, but please give me a version that's not funny.
17:40It means that the joke was boring, so only that version is used.
17:46When we were shooting together,
17:48the director told me that I was funny.
17:53He said,
17:55I'll give you a version that's not funny.
18:02And when I looked at the story shop,
18:03they used that version.
18:07I can't help it now,
18:08but I can't help laughing at the previous version.
18:11I thought I was being laughed at.
18:14You're kind.
18:18Next, Mr. Kin-chan, please.
18:20Here's the fact that I've noticed.
18:23The number of people who watch YouTube on Onigoi Tomohawk is about three.
18:31In the main story,
18:32the number of people who watch YouTube on Onigoi Tomohawk is about three.
18:37That's fine.
18:38But sometimes,
18:39there are people who introduce themselves like,
18:42I watch YouTube.
18:44I say thank you.
18:46But when the main story starts,
18:47I can't even flip the screen.
18:51Is it really three?
18:53The cameraman next to me says,
18:54flip it.
18:58I can't flip it.
19:02I can't flip the screen.
19:06Now, I'd like to announce the most wonderful thing today.
19:10The winner of the announcement is...
19:13YOSHIZUMI.
19:15Don't get involved in pro-wrestling.
19:21I thought it was good.
19:23I thought it was natural for an entertainer.
19:26But when I was told that,
19:27I realized that I didn't fit in with the times.
19:31I was noticed.
19:33When you don't fit in,
19:35you have to deal with it and change it.
19:37That's right.
19:38TAKANO can do it.
19:40You can't do anything.
19:41I can do it.
19:43Don't make fun of me.
19:45Don't make fun of me.
19:46I've been in pro-wrestling for a long time.
19:49I can do it.
19:50But thank you for playing with me all the time.
19:52Thank you for playing with me all the time.
19:56Thank you for playing with me all the time.
20:01Thank you for playing with me all the time.
20:03Next time, it's an unreleased scene.
20:06It's a large-scale special.
20:10We'll show you a scene where the wrestling entertainers are ready to cry.
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