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00:00I turned 40 recently.
00:01Whoo!
00:04You don't feel that way.
00:08That's not honest, you know?
00:10After 40, birthdays are no longer a celebration.
00:16They're more like general wellness checks, you know?
00:21It's just an excuse for your friends to get together
00:23and be like,
00:25yo, what's that on your skin?
00:29That looks contagious.
00:30You seen somebody?
00:31I know a guy.

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