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(Episode aired on May 23, 2003)
(Episode aired on May 23, 2003)
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00:00Honey, I'm home.
00:07Honey, how is your trip in Hong Kong?
00:29It's okay.
00:30Honey, I have a bad smell.
00:31Is that so?
00:32Yes.
00:33Okay, let's take a bath.
00:34Huh?
00:35Let's take a bath.
00:36No, let's take a bath.
00:37Hurry up.
00:38Huh?
00:39Let's take a bath.
00:40No, no, no.
00:41Let's take a bath.
00:42No, no, no.
00:43Let's take a bath.
00:44No, I don't want to.
00:45I'll take a bath first.
00:46Huh?
00:47Let's take a bath so we can have fun.
00:48Can I?
00:49Ma'am, may I?
00:50Take a bath.
00:51I'll take a bath first.
00:52Can I?
00:54Honey…
00:57Honey, wait.
01:02I have a bad smell.
01:13I can smell there's a leak.
01:18Do you know why?
01:19Can you read this for me?
01:21Can you...
01:22No, no.
01:23Just relax.
01:24Honey, this is for you.
01:26What is it?
01:27What is it?
01:28Is it a thermometer?
01:29Yes.
01:30There you go.
01:31I'll put it here.
01:34We'll know if you're sick.
01:39Wait.
01:40Yes.
01:41I'm not hot.
01:42It's like...
01:43I'm really hot.
01:46Honey,
01:47that's us.
01:48Huh?
01:49Um...
01:52Honey, please.
01:53Look at me.
01:54Look at me.
01:55I'm tired.
01:57I'm tired.
01:59Later.
02:00Later?
02:03Why did you do that?
02:05Why did you do that earlier?
02:07Keshong,
02:08are you tired?
02:09Don't you want a kiss?
02:10Don't you want me to hug you?
02:11Do you still have a fever?
02:13Answer me.
02:15Maybe...
02:19Maybe...
02:20Maybe you're having an affair.
02:23No, no.
02:25No, I'm not.
02:26I'm not having an affair.
02:29I'm not.
02:30Then why did you do that?
02:33Do you really want to know?
02:35Yes.
02:42It started when our ship sank in Hong Kong.
02:47My friend Miguel invited us
02:49and he said
02:51we should have a good time.
02:55I don't want to eat.
02:56I don't want to.
02:57I don't want to.
02:59I don't want to.
03:00I don't want to.
03:11Why?
03:12What happened?
03:13Tell me.
03:17I don't want to tell you
03:19because I feel sorry for my friend.
03:24I feel sorry for him.
03:26I feel sorry for him.
03:30I'm here for you, honey.
03:33No, don't be afraid.
03:35We'll go to the doctor.
03:37Everything's going to be okay.
03:39No, no, no.
03:40You don't understand.
03:44You don't understand.
03:45I feel sorry for my friend.
03:47No, no, no.
03:51Honey, we're husband and wife.
03:53No matter what happens,
03:55we'll be together.
03:57You know what?
03:58You know what?
03:59You know what?
04:00You'll leave me.
04:01Stay away from me.
04:03Stay away from me.
04:04Stay away.
04:07Okay.
04:08Okay.
04:09I love you.
04:10We'll be together forever.
04:13Why?
04:14Do you have SARS?
04:17SARS?
04:18What SARS are you talking about?
04:20It's not SARS.
04:21It's not…
04:22What SARS?
04:23What?
04:24Didn't you say
04:25you feel sorry for your friend?
04:26Yes, I feel sorry for my friend, Miguel.
04:28I feel sorry for him.
04:30I feel sorry for him now.
04:32What else?
04:33SARS, SARS.
04:34It's not SARS.
04:35You're SARS there.
04:37I feel sorry for him.
04:38I feel sorry for him.
04:39What else?
04:40You're so close to me.
04:41You're so close to me.
04:45Miguel.
04:47Miguel.
04:49I told you.
04:53I love you.
04:57I don't love her.
04:58I don't love you.
04:59I don't love you.
05:14I love you.
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06:41Hey, Jolina!
06:43You're just going home now.
06:44It's morning already.
06:45Mr. Pan!
06:47Sir, I'm sorry.
06:48Your daughter and I had a good time.
06:50That's why I brought her home.
06:51What daughter?
06:52She's my wife.
07:03What time is it?
07:04It's early in the morning.
07:06Is that a decent woman going home?
07:12What's your problem?
07:38Where are you from?
07:39Did you know it's morning already?
07:41Yes, I just waited for the sun to rise before going home.
07:45Why?
07:46So I can see my date in the light.
08:00And where are you from?
08:02We're from the party, Dad.
08:04Liars! You're not from the party!
08:07No, you're really from the party.
08:09Party, party, don't fool me!
08:11Why is your hair wet?
08:13Huh? Huh?
08:14And why?
08:15Why do you smell like a kid?
08:17Huh? What party are you from?
08:19What party?
08:20It's your shower party, Dad.
08:22Shower party?
08:37Hey, what time is it already? Why are you so late?
08:51The taxi we're driving doesn't have a ticket for 500 pesos.
08:55What do you care if the taxi driver doesn't have a ticket for 500 pesos?
08:58We're just going around to consume.
09:10Hey, what time is it already? Huh?
09:14It's time to go to school.
09:17Oh, you know?
09:19Here's your bag.
09:21Here's your bag.
09:23Here's your bag.
09:25Here's your bag.
09:47Hey, hey, hey!
09:48Huh?
09:49Hey, what time is it already?
09:51Is this the home of a decent man?
09:55Don't interrupt our conversation, okay?
09:57Huh?
09:58Talk to me!
10:00Is this the home of a decent man?
10:04No.
10:05Sorry, Dad.
10:06I won't do it again.
10:09Hi!
10:10Hi!
10:17Why are you here now?
10:19Because someone is following us to Mama's room.
10:23When we arrived at the dark corner,
10:26we were asked to beat up someone who did something to us.
10:29So, we took the lead.
10:31It's Tita.
10:33She's following you.
10:35Hey!
10:38What's wrong with you? Why did you beat me up?
11:06What's wrong with you?
11:18What's wrong with you?
11:19Huh?
11:20What's wrong with you?
11:36Mama!
11:38Hi!
11:39Happy Mother's Day.
11:42You know,
11:43I kind of forgot because
11:45my mother celebrated Mother's Day.
11:48So, we're like
11:49giving a tribute to our mothers.
11:52Because we owe our mothers everything.
11:57Actually,
11:58almost everything
11:59that we believed in in our lives.
12:02I remember that
12:04my mother was the first one to teach our siblings
12:07how to help clean the house.
12:12I'm so embarrassed.
12:14I'm so embarrassed.
12:15You two!
12:16You two!
12:17You two!
12:18You two!
12:19Can you two go outside?
12:21I'm just cleaning the house.
12:22Do you think it's that easy to clean?
12:24If your head is cut,
12:25you won't be able to vacuum.
12:26You'll bleed.
12:27You'll bleed.
12:28You'll bleed.
12:29You'll bleed.
12:30You'll bleed.
12:31You'll bleed.
12:32You'll bleed.
12:33Go outside!
12:35At least tonight,
12:36we'll just deny that your heads are wet.
12:38Go outside!
12:42You two, go out!
12:44That's not what I meant.
12:47It was my mother
12:48who taught us
12:49about discipline.
12:56I saw her cook first.
12:59I'm the one who stole
13:00I am the owner of this place.
13:03It's mine, not yours.
13:05You're cheating.
13:06I'm not cheating.
13:07Even the money, it's not mine.
13:10Can you shut your mouths and finish eating?
13:14It's a grace.
13:15Okay.
13:16Here.
13:19Here's more.
13:21You see?
13:22Our mothers are so generous.
13:24Our mothers are really generous.
13:27You know,
13:28Inay was the first one to teach us about religion.
13:34I'll get you.
13:35I'll get you.
13:36I'll get you.
13:37I'll get you.
13:41What's wrong with you?
13:43If you don't remove that stain on the carpet,
13:46you two should pray.
13:52But Inay also taught us a sense of humor.
13:56Like this.
14:07You're still young.
14:08If you cut your nails because of lawnmower,
14:11don't run to me.
14:12I'll beat you up.
14:18Inay is so funny.
14:20You know,
14:21she taught us a lot about science.
14:24For example,
14:25she was the first one to explain to us about genetics.
14:31You're so childish.
14:32You're so naughty.
14:34You're like your father.
14:36You're shameless.
14:39Inay also gave us a few tips about magic.
14:49Where's the moon?
14:56If you don't see what you're looking for,
14:58you'll see me.
14:59Look for it.
15:01Inay also taught us to be body contortionists.
15:11Where did you put your clothes?
15:13Look at the dirt on your back.
15:16Look at this.
15:18Look at this.
15:25Look at this.
15:32Inay also was the first one to teach me about anticipation.
15:39What?
15:43Wait for me at home.
15:44Just wait.
15:47And the true meaning of irony.
15:51Fine.
15:52You're wrong.
15:53But I'll give you what you want.
15:56And what is envy?
16:00Other kids are just like their parents.
16:02You should be happy to have a parent like us.
16:06And of course,
16:08Inay taught me how to love.
16:13I'll catch you.
16:15I told you not to do it.
16:17Just remember,
16:18I caught you because I love you.
16:22Is that so?
16:23Yes.
16:29I love you too, mommy.
16:31I love you.
16:32I love you.
16:34I love you, mommy.
16:35I love you, mommy.
16:36I love you.
16:37I love you.
16:38I love you.
16:39I love you.
16:40I love you.
16:47This is the latest edition of the GNA Splash Report.
16:56Good evening.
16:57This is your servant, Ivan Submarina, for the GNA...
17:03Splash Report.
17:07It is known that due to SARS,
17:10our time has been reversed.
17:12Now, people prefer people in elevators
17:16who can fly
17:17rather than people who can't fly.
17:19This is your servant, Ivan Submarina, for the GNA...
17:27Splash Report.
17:32Good...
17:33I can't do it.
17:38Good evening.
17:43This is your servant, Ivan Submarina, for the GNA...
18:02This is your servant, Ivan Submarina, for the GNA...
18:12Ha!
18:15Hah!
18:18We're a little quiet.
18:20Are we all complete?
18:21No. Is there anyone missing?
18:23There's one missing.
18:24Where is the one who's missing?
18:26Here it is.
18:28Maintenant.
18:29Hi!
18:30How are you, my complete one.
18:32Hi!
18:33How old are you?
18:35How are you?
18:37I'm White Red.
18:40Whatever. Go there.
19:11We need to know who we are so we can end this.
19:15Yes.
19:16We need to know.
19:17Yes.
19:18Yes.
19:19For example, when I describe myself in a comic or a movie,
19:22or in any story,
19:24I am said to be half human and half horse.
19:27That's not true.
19:28Be quiet for now.
19:29I am Capre and I am not like you, a horse.
19:32I am not a horse. I am more handsome than you.
19:35And one more thing.
19:36You smell like tobacco.
19:39Huh?
19:40Don't fight.
19:41Wait.
19:42Wait.
19:43Wait.
19:44Wait.
19:45Wait.
19:46Wait.
19:47Don't fight.
19:48That's why we came here.
19:50To fix the problems between us.
19:53Right.
19:54I am confused about who I really am.
19:58Because others say I am a monster.
20:01But you are a monster.
20:03Huh?
20:04I am Yakob, my real name.
20:07That's right.
20:08And I am Impact.
20:10What's the difference?
20:11A monster cuts off their body.
20:15And it's ugly.
20:17Oh, excuse me.
20:18You're right.
20:19I'm Impact.
20:21But I'm ugly like you.
20:23Hey, witch.
20:24Don't fight.
20:25Hey, witch.
20:26I'm a witch.
20:27You're different.
20:28I'm a monster.
20:29Wait.
20:30Wait.
20:31Are you two still witches?
20:33We're still different.
20:34Because a witch laughs like this.
20:36If you're a witch,
20:37who's the one holding a doll and shooting arrows?
20:41Me.
20:42Me.
20:43Me.
20:44I'm a witch.
20:45That's why no one can fool me.
20:46Because I'll make their teeth grow.
20:48Oh, that's different.
20:50Who's the one called a dog?
20:53That's me.
20:55You're a dog.
20:56What's the difference between you and a monster?
20:58A monster eats hearts.
21:01I eat liver.
21:02And I can be a pig, a dog, and a rat.
21:05Wait.
21:06Wait.
21:07That's not possible.
21:08Because I'm a vampire.
21:09I become a panicky.
21:10I become a panicky.
21:11I become a panicky.
21:12I become a panicky.
21:15Wait.
21:16Wait.
21:17Keep going.
21:18Don't fight.
21:19Keep going.
21:20I'm a panicky.
21:21Because look at me.
21:22I'm ugly.
21:23I'm ugly.
21:24Wait.
21:25Wait.
21:26We're the leaders of the council.
21:28Listen to us.
21:29Because we have an instrument.
21:31We can make mistakes.
21:34It's okay.
21:35You're both small.
21:37No.
21:38There's a big difference between us.
21:39First of all, the dwarves wear hats.
21:43We, the elders, wear hats.
21:47After the dwarves, you can laugh.
21:51We, the elders, are allergic to jingles.
21:55Try to make us laugh.
21:57So that your fans won't grow up.
22:00Aha.
22:01I've heard those stories.
22:03But what's the difference between a dwarf and a panicky?
22:07The dwarf is old.
22:09But small.
22:11The panicky is baby.
22:14That's crazy.
22:15Our descriptions are confusing.
22:19So, once and for all, we have to fix it.
22:22So that people won't be confused when they decide what to call us.
22:26He's right.
22:27He's right.
22:28So, when the judge comes, we have to make him laugh.
22:34Okay.
22:35No matter what his description is,
22:37even if it's wrong,
22:38we have to accept it with open heart.
22:42If we have a heart.
22:44If we have a heart.
22:45And that's our mission.
22:47That's our mission.
22:48Laugh.
22:49Laugh.
22:50Laugh.
22:51Let's wait for the judge to fix everything.
22:54Wait.
22:55I've been hearing you for a while.
22:57He's coming.
22:58The judge is coming.
23:00Good.
23:01Let's wait for him.
23:27He's coming.
23:28He's coming.
23:29He's coming.
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23:56He's coming.
23:57He's coming.
23:58Oh
24:28Okay, let's do a check rolling.
24:385, 4, 3, 2.
24:41Good evening everyone.
24:44I am your servant, Cesar Zaragoza for Star Wars.
24:53Our discussion today is a very important one.
24:58Should the people wear masks?
25:03We have two scientists with us today.
25:08To my right, he said that we should wear masks.
25:12None other than Professor Amparo Roco.
25:18Good evening, sir.
25:21Good evening to you, sir.
25:23For me, it's prevention.
25:27Whether it's dangerous or not, it's better to be careful, right?
25:33Thank you very much, Professor Amparo Roco.
25:37To my left, he said that we should not wear masks.
25:42None other than Professor Conrado Azarcon.
25:46Good evening, sir.
25:49Well, what I'm saying is that we should not overreact.
25:56It's not like what we see on television,
25:58where different people from different parts of Asia are wearing masks.
26:03We should also wear masks.
26:05I think that's a big mistake.
26:08That's just an overreaction from me.
26:12Professor, what can you say about what Professor Azarcon said?
26:18No, wearing masks is not an overreaction.
26:21We know that the virus enters our nose and mouth,
26:26the holes in our body, so we should cover it.
26:31What can you say about that, Professor Azarcon?
26:35Well, Professor, if the SARS virus enters our nose and mouth,
26:42then it can also enter other parts of our body,
26:46such as our eyes or ears.
26:49Because of that, the virus can really enter.
26:53If that's the case, then what's the point of wearing a mask?
26:58Professor Procopio, is it true that the SARS virus can enter other parts of the body,
27:04such as the nose and mouth?
27:06That's true.
27:08But that's why we cover our nose and mouth,
27:12because we are more likely to infect other parts of our body.
27:16For example, this table has a virus and I touched it.
27:21It's only natural that because I touched it, the virus will enter my hand.
27:26And if I'm hungry,
27:28of course, I'll grab food and put it in my mouth.
27:32It's automatic.
27:33Because I have a virus in my hand, I grabbed food and put it in my mouth.
27:37It's just that the virus is already in my body, isn't it?
27:42Do you understand that?
27:44I understand.
27:45Okay.
27:46Now, I'm just saying which one is commonly used.
27:50It's only natural that we should cover it.
27:54What's your reaction to that?
27:56Professor, you know,
27:59the mask can filter things that are only 0.3 microns in size.
28:10The coronavirus, which is an element of SARS,
28:15is only 0.6 microns in size.
28:220.6 microns is smaller than a strand of your hair
28:30or a hole in your mask.
28:34It's twice as small.
28:36That's why it can still enter your mask.
28:40If the SARS virus can enter your mask,
28:44what's the point of wearing it?
28:47Huh? Huh? Huh?
28:50Professor, it's not really safe to wear a mask.
28:54What can you say about that?
28:56But you know, it's not one way.
28:58What I'm saying is, let's just say that it can enter.
29:01If we cover it, the chances of it entering our body is very slim.
29:06And not only that, if we already acquired that virus,
29:10we can't spread it because our mouth is already covered.
29:13Right?
29:14Wait a minute.
29:15That mask is not only protective, it's also preventive.
29:19Yes, yes.
29:22Professor Azarcon, it looks like we really need to wear a mask.
29:27Professor, are you okay?
29:31Professor, are you okay?
29:37Sir, I heard what you said.
29:41Sir, I heard what you said.
29:45Even if you wear a mask,
29:50you can still be infected by SARS.
29:54That's why, if that's the case,
29:58what's the point of wearing a mask?
30:00You can't be saved.
30:03You should wear a mask
30:07because it won't do you any good.
30:12Thank you very much, Professor Azarcon.
30:15My friends, we don't have much time left.
30:18The discussion is very heated.
30:21So, all of your questions,
30:24I'm asking Professor Azarcon.
30:27What's the size of the mask
30:30if SARS can be infected by the mask,
30:34even if you wear it?
30:35We don't have a size for this.
30:37Let's remove it.
30:39Thank you very much, Professor Procopio.
30:42Thank you very much.
30:46And thank you very much, Professor Azarcon.
30:56This is for you,
30:59from Cesar Zaragoza,
31:02and this is for you,
31:05from SARS5.
31:07Have a nice day.
31:33Hey!
31:35What are you doing here?
31:37Go home!
32:03Just do it with the bubble guy
32:08Do it with the bubble guy
32:18People who don't know how to drive
32:20should learn how to drive.
32:33What time is it?
32:35It's already dawn.
32:37Is that a good girl going home?
32:55What does this mean?
32:57Dad, I'm sorry.
33:00We watched a long movie
33:02and his car broke down.
33:05We don't have gas yet.
33:06What does this mean?
33:08Four more letters.
33:15Who?
33:31Hey!
33:32Where did you come from?
33:33Why did you go home?
33:35Did you get into a fight?
33:37No, Mom.
33:38Did you have a fight?
33:40No, Mom.
33:42Why did you go home?
33:44Where did you come from?
33:45We got into a fight.
33:47You got into a fight?
33:48Where is that good girl?
33:50Where is she?
33:52Me?
34:01You're such a brat.
34:03Go home!
34:04I'm sorry, Dad.
34:05I won't go home this morning
34:07so that you won't be angry.
34:08Who told you that I'm angry
34:10because you went home this morning?
34:11I'm angry because you went home.
34:13I'm kicking you out.
34:21Why did you go home this morning?
34:23We sent our friend to the hospital.
34:25She's sick.
34:26We sent our friend to the hospital.
34:28We sent our friend to the hospital.
34:30She's sick.
34:31Don't fool me.
34:32Didn't she go to the hospital early in the morning?
34:36I don't think so.
34:37She's dead.
34:38We got into a fight.
34:59What?
35:00Is your father not in?
35:07What are you doing?
35:08Hey,
35:09why are you putting powder on your hands?
35:11Because if my father were here,
35:13I know that he won't believe
35:14what I am going to say.
35:16Really?
35:17Let's go.
35:18Don't put more on.
35:19What?
35:20Is that enough?
35:21Yes, that's enough.
35:25Hey, Jerris!
35:26What?
35:27Hey! It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Where did you come from?
35:31We came from the motel.
35:34Motel? You came from the motel?
35:37Let me see your hands.
35:39Your hands are full of pus. You said you came from the motel.
35:42You took a billiard, didn't you?
35:43Liar!
35:44Why are you late?
35:57Traffic.
36:00Idiot! You're not the one I'm talking to.
36:03That's why you're handsome.
36:05Why are you late?
36:08You came to my house.
36:10You forced me to open the door.
36:16Are you worthy of me?
36:40Idiot!
37:08Idiot!
37:33Good evening everyone.
37:34We're here with your favorite show, Yours Truly, Junie Lee.
37:41I'm your host, Junie Lee.
37:48Tonight is a special night for Yours Truly
37:55because we have a very talented guest.
38:01He's very visible on television and in the media.
38:06He's the Secretary of the Department of Health.
38:10Let's welcome Dr. Manuel Dayarit.
38:22You're not wearing blue.
38:25I took off my sunglasses.
38:27It's a little dirty.
38:30I always see you.
38:32That's what I was going to ask.
38:34We often see you on television.
38:37Do you watch Bubblegum?
38:41Always.
38:43I was laughed at twice.
38:47Don't you get angry when Michael B. imitates you?
38:53I get happy.
38:55Especially my nose.
38:58My nose is big.
39:00You put too much nose.
39:02You came from a family of doctors because of your father.
39:06Yes, my father is a doctor.
39:08I have a brother who is a doctor.
39:10I'm a doctor.
39:12I think when you were born, your father already knew that you would be a doctor.
39:19His name is Manuel Dayarit.
39:23You initialed him as MD.
39:26You became a doctor right away.
39:28Yes, that's true.
39:30I didn't decide to become a doctor right away.
39:34But you suddenly became a secretary.
39:38Manuel Dayarit.
39:40You became an SMD.
39:42Your style can also be Dayarit.
39:44If you run, Senator.
39:46Let's not talk about that.
39:49We might get into politics.
39:51Actually, it suits you if you go into politics.
39:56But it's better if you become a doctor because your name suits you to become a doctor.
40:03Do you remember?
40:05Your name is Manuel.
40:06Manuel.
40:08Man.
40:10Like a person.
40:12Well.
40:14No disease.
40:16I didn't think of that.
40:18Manuel.
40:20Man.
40:22No disease.
40:24We can use that.
40:26Maybe I'll join the campaign.
40:28That's why your last name makes me nervous.
40:30Because it's Day.
40:32And there's also Rit.
40:33Oh, no.
40:35Day.
40:37Dayarit.
40:39Because when people read my name, it's Dayarit.
40:44Dayarit.
40:46That's possible.
40:48And your wife is also a doctor.
40:53Yes.
40:55Isn't she Dr. Elvira Dayarit?
40:58Yes.
41:00That's what scares me.
41:01Are you being careful?
41:03Not your wife.
41:05The initials scare me.
41:07Dr. D-E-D.
41:09Dead.
41:13That's what scares me.
41:16Let's talk about something else.
41:19Your employees call you Sec.
41:24Yes, Sec.
41:26Short for Secretary.
41:28Yes.
41:29What happens when you have a meeting,
41:32and you have a lot of Secretaries,
41:35and you're called to a Cabinet meeting,
41:37and they say,
41:39We're starting, Sec.
41:41We're starting, Sec.
41:43Don't you get lost?
41:47No.
41:49No.
41:51Aside from SARS,
41:53you're also good at sex.
41:56Do you remember?
41:57Plenty.
41:59And you,
42:01you said in January
42:03that birth control pills
42:06can be used as fertilizers.
42:10Not only for pregnancy,
42:14but also for orchids,
42:17birth control pills can be used.
42:20Yes, that's true.
42:22They say you're fond of girls.
42:25Just one?
42:27No, because your daughter...
42:30She's also a girl?
42:32Yes.
42:34That's why you think differently.
42:36Because you're into sex.
42:38And you're the true model
42:41of promoting responsible parenthood.
42:44Because the age gap is three years.
42:47You're 13 years old,
42:49and you're 10 years old.
42:51You're good at timing.
42:53You really know it.
42:54We need to set a good example.
42:57Otherwise, people won't believe us.
43:00That's right.
43:03Last question.
43:05Tell us the truth.
43:07What did you do
43:09within three years
43:11with your children?
43:13Did you take medicine
43:15or fertilize the orchids?
43:19We fertilized the orchids.
43:21Good answer.
43:23Thank you, Mr. Secretary.
43:25Congratulations.
43:52Congratulations.
44:23This is the latest edition
44:26of the GNA Flash Report.
44:30Good evening.
44:32This is Ivansu Marina
44:34for the GNA...
44:41Flash Report.
44:43In Gracie Burnham's book,
44:45she claims that there was a conflict
44:48between Abu Sayyah and the military.
44:50The rebels could deny this
44:53because they often fight in parties.
44:56This is Ivansu Marina
44:58for the GNA...
45:05Flash Report.
45:07Good evening.
45:21Good evening, everyone.
45:23In this world,
45:25there are three things
45:27that are hard to face.
45:29And those three things
45:31are what we will discuss
45:33and look for ways
45:35to solve this problem.
45:37First,
45:39it's hard to face a woman
45:41whom you love.
45:43That's why some people
45:45do this.
45:51I love you!
45:56Did you see that?
45:58Because he's too shy
46:00to face a woman,
46:02he uses a hit-and-run technique.
46:05He'll run in front of her.
46:08Let's see
46:10the result of this technique.
46:20I love you!
46:30I love you!
46:41Did you hear what I told you last week?
46:44Huh?
46:50I love you!
47:00The hit-and-run technique is good
47:03if
47:05the woman can hear.
47:07Anyway,
47:09let's go to the second thing
47:11that is hard to face.
47:13And this is facing your friend
47:15whom you love.
47:17This is very hard.
47:18Especially if you've been together
47:20for a long time
47:22and you assume
47:24that you're a real man.
47:26You can't just say
47:28what you really feel.
47:30That's why here's a technique
47:32on how to do this.
47:44Bro,
47:46I'll tell you a story.
47:48Go ahead.
47:50You know, yesterday,
47:52I was walking in the mall
47:54and I saw a woman.
47:56She was so sexy.
47:58I looked at her from head to toe.
48:01Then,
48:03I looked at her closely.
48:05Then, I saw that
48:07she was wearing a t-bag.
48:09She was so fat.
48:12I didn't recognize myself.
48:14But I just looked at her.
48:16I love you.
48:18I love you, too.
48:24Did you see the style?
48:26You'll say
48:28what you want to say
48:30in your story.
48:32Your message
48:34will enter your subconscious mind.
48:36That's why it's easier
48:38for you to understand.
48:40Alright.
48:42The third thing
48:44that is hard to face
48:46is what you're going to say
48:48slowly.
48:50Say it slowly
48:52so it won't be sudden.
48:54Because if it's sudden,
48:56it might attack your heart.
48:58Watch this.
49:03Grandma,
49:05I have something to tell you.
49:07But first,
49:09I want you to drink water.
49:11What are you going to say?
49:13Why do I have to drink water?
49:15Grandma, I want you to relax.
49:16Relax when I tell you
49:18what I'm going to say.
49:20And Grandma, don't be surprised.
49:24Grandma,
49:26because, Grandma,
49:28it's like this.
49:30You won
49:32the lottery.
49:35Fifty million pesos.
49:40I won the lottery
49:42for fifty million pesos?
49:44Yes.
49:46I'm happy.
49:48I'm content with my life.
49:50I don't need fifty million pesos anymore.
49:52I'll just give it to you.
49:54Fifty million pesos.
49:56What?
49:58Fifty million pesos?
50:00For me?
50:09Those are the three things
50:11that are hard to face.
50:13Next time,
50:14I won't be able to return
50:16to you.
50:18I'm beautiful.
50:20Not everything I say is true.
50:22I'm just fooling all of you.
50:44I'm just fooling you.
51:15Hey, hey, hey.
51:17Huh?
51:19What time is it?
51:21Is this the home of a decent man?
51:23I'm sorry.
51:25Don't interrupt our conversation.
51:27What?
51:29Say something.
51:31Is this the home of a decent man?
51:34No.
51:36I'm sorry, Dad.
51:38I won't do it again.
51:40I'm sorry, Dad.
51:42I won't do it again.
51:44I won't do it again.
51:46I won't do it again.
51:52Why are you just like this?
51:54Where did you come from?
51:56Why are you afraid of your father?
51:58We didn't do anything wrong.
52:00I'm afraid
52:02because my father died five years ago.
52:15Why are you still here?
52:17Where did you come from?
52:19You're with your father again.
52:21No.
52:23My friends are with me.
52:26Oh, it's you.
52:28I thought it was your mother.
52:34Be quiet, be quiet.
52:36Are we all complete?
52:38No, there's one more.
52:40One more?
52:42Let's go.
52:48And who are you?
52:50I'm White Lady.
52:52Whatever, go there.
52:55It's good that we're all here
52:58because today is the day
53:00we face the judge
53:02to solve our problems.
53:05I heard that we have a new judge.
53:08That's right.
53:09Before, he was attacked in the heart
53:11and in the hospital.
53:13That's why our judge changed him
53:15to listen to our problems.
53:17That's right.
53:19We need to find out
53:21who is serious enough
53:23to solve our problems.
53:25That's right.
53:27When I describe myself in a comic
53:29or in a movie
53:31or in any story,
53:33I'm half human and half horse.
53:35That's not true.
53:37Be quiet.
53:39Or I'll hit you.
53:41Be quiet.