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(Episode aired on July 2, 2004)

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00:00Four hours, because the reporter is also sleeping.
00:05Four hours, but the truth is a wish.
00:08And now, here's the one who doesn't care,
00:11who doesn't protect,
00:12Cybelle Tiongco.
00:14Hi, good evening to all of you.
00:17This is your host, Cybelle Tiongco.
00:20First in our news,
00:22a woman who is missing,
00:24has been found.
00:26Rosemarie De Luna was found walking alone yesterday.
00:31She's 20 years old,
00:33but she seems to be far-sighted,
00:35and deep in thought.
00:37When asked what her problem is,
00:39the woman said that
00:41it's like she heard a voice singing.
00:44Michael?
00:45Good evening to all of you.
00:47This is your host, Michael Ricketts.
00:49Let's go to the news for politics.
00:51Yesterday, the candidate for Senator,
00:54who is not a good candidate,
00:56received a love note from a fan
00:59in the gallery of the Congress.
01:01GNA found out what's written in it,
01:04and this is what we found.
01:06You know, Diggs,
01:07you're a good man,
01:09but your voice is irritating.
01:11So, shut up, shut up, shut up.
01:14What's this note?
01:15What's the meaning of this?
01:17Why shut up?
01:18It's disgusting.
01:20I was told to shut up, shut up.
01:22Why did you shut up?
01:23Gentleman from Maguindanao.
01:25Why did I shut up?
01:26I was told to shut up.
01:28You shut up.
01:29You, you.
01:30Your heart, your heart, Diggs.
01:32I don't care.
01:33You shut up, shut up.
01:34Your blood pressure, Diggs.
01:36Just relax.
01:37You shut up, you shut up.
01:39And that's our news for politics.
01:42Excuse me.
01:44Let's move on to the showbiz jackass
01:46who will bring us the beautiful
01:48Papaya Guaño.
01:49Papaya, come in.
01:52Thank you, Michael.
01:53I am Papaya Guaño,
01:55bringing you the showbiz jackass.
01:57It's a pleasure to have again
01:59the well-known showbiz jackass
02:01Richard and Raymond Ramirez
02:04because they are together again
02:05here in the Philippines
02:06and together with Rockets
02:08in hosting the noontime show
02:10called S.U.P.
02:12Before facing the camera,
02:14Raymond said that he needs to go
02:16on a long trip
02:19so that he can lose weight
02:20because he lost 200 pounds.
02:24We're really happy
02:25that Twin Bro and I are together again.
02:27I've been in the States for a long time.
02:30You know, it's a good thing
02:31that he lost weight
02:32because Twin Bro and I
02:34borrowed all of our stuff,
02:36especially when it comes to clothes, right?
02:38Yeah.
02:39You know,
02:40he was so fat back then
02:41that his clothes
02:42almost didn't fit anymore.
02:44Yeah, I was this fat back then.
02:50And that's our showbiz jackass
02:52for tonight, Michael.
02:54Thank you very much, Papaya.
02:56That's where the show ends
02:57for tonight at 4 p.m.
02:58This is your host, Michael Riggetts.
03:01And this is me, Belle Gionko.
03:03Papaya Gwanya will say
03:054 p.m.
03:07because she's also sleeping
03:09and she's pregnant.
03:20♪♪♪
03:22♪♪♪
03:25♪♪♪
03:27♪♪♪
03:29♪♪♪
03:31♪♪♪
03:33Entertain your caller
03:34to the Snart Caller Kittering Tones.
03:36Snart idea.
03:37For your choice of Kittering Tones,
03:39text WATCHNEW to 682.
03:41Snart.
03:42Simply amazing.
03:43I'll answer it.
03:45Later.
03:46Liza?
03:49Hottie desis,
03:51I've got the info.
03:54♪♪♪
04:28You can pour, you can pour a happy go, you can do it with a bubblegum.
04:35Bubblegum, bubblegum, just do it.
04:38Bubblegum, bubblegum, just do it.
04:40Bubblegum, bubblegum, just do it.
04:42Bubblegum, bubblegum, just do it.
04:45Bubblegum, bubblegum, just do it.
04:47Bubblegum, bubblegum, just do it with a bubblegum.
04:53Well done!
04:55With a bubblegum.
05:03Do you know what the saying goes,
05:05the silent man is inside the bubble.
05:07Well, the mouse ate it and it was destroyed.
05:17Good evening, my friends.
05:18We're back here in Bubblegum.
05:20We have a small portion of what we call a reality check.
05:24Since reality-based shows are popular here on our channel,
05:29just like the other one.
05:32Now, let's do the same.
05:35What we're going to do is a very simple procedure.
05:39Now, we have what we call a polygraph.
05:43In English, it's a lie detector.
05:46The common words.
05:48In Tagalog, it's a measurement of a lie.
05:52And the first one we're going to test is none other than my friend,
05:57Oggy Alkasi.
05:59Hello.
06:01Oggy, are you ready?
06:02Why me?
06:05We're all going to go through this.
06:09But let's take a break first.
06:11Our, what do you call him?
06:14Lie-shy.
06:15Lie-shy.
06:16Especialista.
06:17Okay.
06:18Okay.
06:36It's facing a blank wall
06:38because that's essential
06:42when we're undergoing a lie detector test.
06:47Okay, Oggy.
06:49Are you ready, Oggy?
06:51In a few moments, we're going to start our polygraph test.
06:56Just avoid moving your body
07:00and if possible, face the wall you're looking at.
07:07Okay?
07:08Are you ready?
07:13Relax.
07:15Here are your questions.
07:18What you're going to do is answer yes, no, or I don't know, or nothing.
07:28Okay?
07:30This is your first question.
07:31Is your name Oggy?
07:33Yes.
07:37Do you know that this will be released this Friday?
07:41I don't know.
07:46What?
07:48You're dead.
07:50What happened?
07:52I don't know.
07:56Next question.
07:57Are you sitting down now?
07:59Yes.
08:05Are you happy with your wife even though she's far away?
08:09Yes.
08:10Yes.
08:13Wait, no.
08:14She's far away.
08:15She's far away.
08:21Avoid moving your body and face the wall you're looking at.
08:27Okay, get ready for the next question.
08:30Are you 37 years old?
08:33No.
08:37Are you a singer?
08:39Yes.
08:43Are you happy with your sex life?
08:48No.
08:54Sorry, sir.
08:58Do you believe that a singer should be close to a woman?
09:02Yes.
09:09If there's a good fan who wants to date you, will you date him or not?
09:14No.
09:16Yes.
09:24Is it true that you're gifted?
09:29Yes.
09:30Yes.
09:38Sorry, sir.
09:47There are many beautiful and sexy women in Bubble Gang.
09:51Don't you have a crush on them?
09:54No.
09:56Okay, next question.
09:58Do you think that Diana Zubiri has a crush on you?
10:02Yes.
10:04No.
10:11I think I have a crush on her.
10:16Next question.
10:18Next question.
10:31Yes.
10:44Okay, last question.
10:48Are you involved with any woman?
10:54No.
11:03That's a long answer.
11:06Is it just a friend?
11:12No.
11:18Next question.
11:29Sir.
11:30Yes.
11:31We're done.
11:32We don't need your help anymore.
11:34This one?
11:35Yes, the tube.
11:36Let me see.
11:39Why is there no water?
11:41There's no water.
11:42Yes, because I closed the gate valve.
11:45Why did you close the gate valve?
11:47I have a lot of laundry to do.
11:50Hurry up and open it.
11:52Sir, I can't.
11:54Why can't you? I thought you're going to do it.
11:56If I open it, it will leak again.
12:08Ma'am.
12:09Yes, sir.
12:10I already did the drip.
12:12There's no more water.
12:13Really?
12:14But maybe you should change it.
12:16The water smells.
12:18That's okay.
12:19Maybe it's because you changed the tube.
12:21No, because I put the drip tube on the line of the toilet.
12:33Ma'am.
12:34I'm the guy you called.
12:37I thought you're not coming.
12:40I was going to call another guy.
12:42What if the tube leaks again?
12:44Maybe it's because of the pipe in the toilet.
12:47Oh, I see.
12:48It's okay.
12:49I'll do it again tomorrow.
12:51Okay, ma'am.
13:02It's been a long time.
13:05Hi.
13:07I'm the guy you called.
13:09Yes, I know.
13:10You've been calling for a long time.
13:12Why are you late?
13:13I'm sorry.
13:14Our toilet is broken.
13:17I was waiting for the tube.
13:20What can I do about it?
13:27Here.
13:28We ran out of water in the drip tube.
13:30But under the drip tube,
13:33there's a pipe that leaks water.
13:35I couldn't wash it properly.
13:37What's that?
13:38It's embarrassing.
13:39Your problem is so easy.
13:44Here.
13:46Wash under it, okay?
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14:22I'll answer it.
14:23Later.
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14:56It's okay that you forgot your mistakes.
15:00Because I'm sure your wife remembers them.
15:09Hello ma'am, I'm just doing a survey, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, survey, ma'am, hello, ma'am,
15:30I'm just doing a survey, ma'am, I'm awake, ma'am, just a few questions.
15:35Ma'am, what are you doing to the patient?
15:37I'm waking him up so that the oil can sleep. Ma'am, I'm doing a survey, ma'am, hello, ma'am.
15:42Sir, you know, even if you shout a few times, he won't wake up because he's already dead.
15:50Yuck, does he have alcohol? He's already dead.
15:57Oh, I can still hold a dead body.
16:01Hello.
16:02Ouch, what are you doing? Don't pinch me.
16:05I'm sorry, it's good that you're still alive.
16:08I'm just doing a survey, what's your illness, sir?
16:11You know, I don't have any illness. I'm waiting for my son. I don't have any illness.
16:17You're disturbing me, you still have things there.
16:20Sorry, sorry, sorry.
16:21Let's go home.
16:22Where's my converse?
16:25Tell me.
16:30Hello, good day, sir, ma'am.
16:32Yes.
16:33Is he still alive?
16:34Yes, as you can see, he's still breathing. What else do you need?
16:40I'm just doing a survey, what's your illness, sir?
16:44Don't turn around, my nose is itchy.
16:46You're doing a survey.
16:48I'm from La Funeralia Buenas, this is the funeral, ma'am.
16:54Sorry, sorry.
16:56I'm a funeral planner, sir, ma'am.
17:00I'm a funeral planner, ma'am, you might need some services.
17:03Because he might die.
17:04What?
17:06The doctor said that they don't have any findings yet.
17:11We're not sure, ma'am, maybe one day, maybe later, maybe after one minute, he'll be dead.
17:17It's different if you have a funeral planner.
17:19I don't have a funeral planner, ma'am.
17:22I can't hear you, sir. What's your name?
17:25I don't have a funeral planner, ma'am.
17:27A funeral planner is like a wedding planner.
17:29It coordinates everything, from your death to the funeral.
17:34We have packages here.
17:37I'm in charge of that.
17:39This is our budget package, ma'am.
17:41This is nice.
17:42We have here what the relatives provide.
17:47Then the American of the deceased, we provide that.
17:50We design the niche.
17:52Then there's a free flower arrangement.
17:54This package is nice, ma'am.
17:56I'm still not convinced.
17:58You're still not convinced, sir?
18:00Just take this heavenly package.
18:02This is our second package.
18:03Everything I said about the budget package is here, ma'am.
18:07This is nice.
18:08But we have additional packages.
18:10We have bottomless coffee, homemade biscuits.
18:13We provide that.
18:14Then we have a free candle arrangement.
18:18There's a lot.
18:19Your candles are unlimited.
18:20You can have as many candles as you want.
18:22We also have angels that move around.
18:25But sometimes, the kids get scared.
18:28But...
18:30It's still not enough?
18:32Sir, this is an eternal package.
18:34Just take this.
18:35It's a bit more expensive.
18:36Just a bit.
18:37But this is nice.
18:38There's a choir.
18:39They sing in the choir while you're in jail.
18:42In jail?
18:43Yes, in jail.
18:44They sing.
18:45Sorry, sir, ma'am.
18:46Sorry.
18:47It's my first time here.
18:50The choir sings while you're in jail.
18:54It doesn't stop.
18:55If you want to rest, we have videocameras.
18:59So you can sing with your family.
19:01We also have crying ladies.
19:03Six of them.
19:04So your wife's eyes won't hurt.
19:06We also have video coverage.
19:08This is nice.
19:09We'll take care of everything from your embalming
19:12until you're in jail.
19:14Until you're buried.
19:15Are you crazy?
19:16No, sir.
19:17I know.
19:18I know you're upset because of the VHS.
19:21We're giving you DVD copies.
19:23It's nice.
19:24It's clear.
19:25We also have nice editing.
19:27We also have a free funeral cake.
19:30Three boxes.
19:31It's nice, sir, ma'am.
19:33Take it.
19:34Sir.
19:35Here.
19:36It's nice.
19:37Go ahead.
19:38Are you crazy?
19:41When you're buried,
19:43we have games for you.
19:48Games?
19:49Burol has games?
19:50What kind of games are those?
19:52Tongkits, Pusoy, Majong.
19:54We provide snacks,
19:56pizza,
19:57Majong chips.
19:59And on the last night of Burol,
20:01our mascot appears.
20:06You know what?
20:07It's like...
20:09By the way,
20:10we have a great makeup artist.
20:13She does makeup for bubblegum.
20:16She does makeup for you.
20:18It's nice.
20:21So you'll look good
20:23when you're dead.
20:25I'll show you a sample.
20:27This is what we do.
20:29Smile.
20:30But close your eyes.
20:31Smile, but close your eyes.
20:33What are you doing?
20:35What is that?
20:36I'll just show you a sample
20:38of what we're doing.
20:40It's a nice package.
20:42Here.
20:43Like this.
20:44We'll put your face here.
20:50Then you'll know
20:53what you'll look like.
20:55There.
20:56Sir.
20:57Look.
20:58Right?
20:59Right?
21:00You're handsome.
21:01You'll look good when you're dead.
21:03Go ahead, ma'am.
21:04Take it.
21:05Maybe you'll look good
21:07when you're dead.
21:10You're so handsome.
21:16What is that?
21:17Sir, ma'am.
21:19What is that?
21:21Sir, ma'am.
21:22I'm not dead yet.
21:24Sir.
21:25Sir.
21:36Sir.
21:37Sir.
21:38Sir.
22:05The past.
22:18The students of Don Miguel
22:19and Don Hermino
22:20did not continue
22:21to study hard at the university
22:23because of Anton's
22:25hard work.
22:26Meanwhile,
22:27the rain is coming.
22:29But we don't care.
22:31And now,
22:32we'll continue
22:34Let's continue here in Muchas Gracias.
23:05Stop the meaning of this!
23:07Stop the meaning of this!
23:09What are you doing here?
23:10You are your foot in the action.
23:12You're a thief, right?
23:14Excuse me!
23:17I'm not a thief!
23:19I thought no one owned this place.
23:20I just did what I did.
23:21There's no one here.
23:22What's that got to do with it?
23:25Got to do with it?
23:26Didn't you see this place?
23:28Don't you know who owns this place?
23:30No.
23:31Don't you know?
23:33Everything that's here,
23:35the jewelry, the food, everything,
23:38is ours.
23:39That's right.
23:40That's true.
23:41Dispenser!
23:42Dispenser!
23:43Didn't you know?
23:44That's the problem.
23:45Dispenser!
23:46Dispenser!
23:47Get out!
23:48Get out!
23:49Out of here!
23:50Out!
23:51Get out now!
23:53You hurt my brother.
23:54Get out!
23:57Dad!
23:58I'm crazy for you.
23:59Dad!
24:00What?
24:01What is Doña Celia doing here?
24:03Doña?
24:04Do you know her?
24:05Do you know her?
24:06You know her?
24:07Yes.
24:08She's Doña Celia.
24:09She's the new transfer here.
24:12Doña Celia?
24:15Hi, Papa.
24:16Hello.
24:18Hi, Uncle.
24:21Sir.
24:24Good morning, sir.
24:25Good morning.
24:26Anton.
24:28Yeah, whatever.
24:29What?
24:30Where did you come from?
24:31Papa, I just came from the store outside.
24:35I was watching TV there.
24:37TV?
24:38I had a bad trip, Dad.
24:39Because we don't have a TV.
24:40Huh?
24:41We don't have a TV.
24:42We're just watching.
24:43I really don't want a TV.
24:44It's so noisy.
24:48Brother.
24:49What?
24:50You have to admit one.
24:51What?
24:52We cannot afford a TV.
24:54Well, that's right.
24:55That's why we don't have.
24:56That's why.
24:57That's how it is.
24:58That's how it is.
24:59Sir, if you don't mind me asking.
25:01Ask him.
25:03Why?
25:04If you want, I can buy a TV for you.
25:06Huh?
25:07Huh?
25:08Huh?
25:09Huh?
25:10Huh?
25:11Huh?
25:12Huh?
25:13Huh?
25:14Huh?
25:15Huh?
25:16Huh?
25:17Huh?
25:18Huh?
25:19Huh?
25:20Huh?
25:21Huh?
25:22Huh?
25:23Huh?
25:24Huh?
25:25Huh?
25:26Huh?
25:27Huh?
25:28We're just watching.
25:29We're just watching.
25:30Oh, one more.
25:31No.
25:32No.
25:33I'm a principled person.
25:34Sir, there's no big deal about it.
25:35I will not accept.
25:36No.
25:37Never.
25:38Okay?
25:39I will not accept anything from a lowly person like you.
25:44You're rich.
25:47You heard the man.
25:48You heard the man.
25:51I don't like.
25:52Stop.
25:53Yes.
25:54Stop your point.
25:55I will make my own way to have a TV.
25:57And I will not rely on people like you.
26:00I'll do it my way.
26:03No bets.
26:06That sucks.
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26:31Snark idea.
26:32For your choice of Kiririn Tones, text WATCHNEW to 682.
26:36Snark.
26:37Simply amazing.
26:38I'll answer it.
26:39Later.
26:43Hey, you're a woman.
26:44You're a womanizer.
26:45You're stealing your father's father.
26:47You have no pride.
26:48Why don't you look for your own father?
26:50Huh?
26:51Huh?
26:52Huh?
26:53Huh?
27:10Do you know why a lot of men are lying?
27:13Because women do nothing but ask.
27:23Now, we're going to bomb the next question.
27:28Ms. Aramina is very beautiful and very sexy.
27:32Ara, are you ready?
27:34Yes, I'm ready.
27:35So, what is this?
27:37Okay, just relax.
27:38I'm surprised.
27:40Because in a few moments, we're going to start our question.
27:46Just be careful not to move too much.
27:49I can't laugh.
27:50Look straight at the wall in front of you.
27:54Okay?
27:55You'll only answer yes, no, or I don't know.
28:02Are you ready?
28:03Okay, I'm ready.
28:04Okay.
28:06First question.
28:08Are you Aramina?
28:11Yes.
28:13Bianca?
28:14Yes.
28:15You're not Hazel.
28:18She's commenting.
28:20Hazel Reyes?
28:22Okay, next question.
28:24Is your love life happy now?
28:27Yes.
28:40You're the one who asked the question.
28:41Yes.
28:42Are you standing?
28:45No.
28:46Are you facing me?
28:48No.
28:50I'm facing myself.
28:52And him?
28:54I should be facing him.
28:57The director should be facing me.
28:59Are you still mad at Aiko?
29:04Yes.
29:13Are you the one who's taping Bubblegum?
29:16Yes.
29:19Do you think Joe Marie is faithful to you?
29:23Yes.
29:33Okay, next question.
29:35There are many handsome guys in Bubblegum.
29:38Did you have a crush on any of them?
29:41Yes.
29:48What's that?
29:49I don't know.
29:59Next question.
30:01Did you have a crush on any of them?
30:05What's that?
30:08Is it yes or no?
30:16Yes or no?
30:19I think my hand is turning black.
30:21I think it's too tight.
30:24The answer is yes or no.
30:29Yes or no?
30:31Maybe.
30:40Okay, next.
30:42Do you think you're sexier than Rufa May?
30:46No.
30:49No.
30:51Do you think you're sexier than Joe Marie?
30:59I don't know.
31:02Are you serious?
31:04Do you think I'm sexier than sex balls?
31:11Yes.
31:13You're lying!
31:15You're lying!
31:18You're lying!
31:20You're lying!
31:21You're lying!
31:22You're lying!
31:24Now, friends, our next guest is none other than Wendell Ramos.
31:30Wendell, are you ready?
31:32Anytime.
31:33Anytime.
31:34Okay.
31:35We're about to start.
31:36We're about to start our lie detector test.
31:40Don't move too much.
31:43Look at the wall in front of you.
31:46Don't think of anything.
31:49You just have to answer yes,
31:51or yes,
31:52no,
31:53or no,
31:54or I don't know.
31:56Okay?
31:57Okay.
31:59First question.
32:00Are you Wendell Ramos?
32:04Yes.
32:11Start the lie detector.
32:12You seem serious.
32:15Fans say that you're the strongest one when it comes to sex balls.
32:20Is that true?
32:22I don't know.
32:32Are you standing?
32:37Or sitting?
32:38No.
32:44Do you feel that you're the most handsome one when it comes to sex balls?
32:50Not really.
32:52I don't know.
32:53Not really.
32:54Not really.
32:55Not really.
32:56What did you say?
32:57I don't know.
32:58Not really.
32:59I don't know.
33:01Just a little.
33:05Are you in the bubble gun?
33:08Yes.
33:12Until now, you're not comfortable with comedy
33:16because you feel more like a matinee idol.
33:20No.
33:24No, that's me.
33:29Do you feel that there's someone who likes you here in the bubble gun?
33:34I don't know.
33:38I don't know.
33:46Has there been a time when you've become too close to the girls here in the show?
33:52Yes.
33:53Pitoy has smiles.
33:55It's like he's asking.
33:59He gives away.
34:03When you watch, it's like you're cheating.
34:08Do you have anything to do with the word America?
34:17None.
34:23You're lying.
34:29Do you watch Malalaswang Panoorin?
34:33Yes.
34:35Malalas.
34:37Malalas Madulas.
34:43Is it true that you're always inspired by art when there's a new sexy guest here in Bubble Gang?
34:51Yes.
34:57Even if it's not a guest, it's still fun.
35:01Is it true that you're jealous of Jomarie?
35:05No.
35:08Jomarie Chan?
35:18Last question.
35:20Is it true that Ogie has a crush on someone?
35:25Yes.
35:31Eddie Mang.
35:32Eddie Mang.
36:02For your choice of caroling tones, text WATCHNEW to 682-SNART.
36:07Simply amazing.
36:09Answer it.
36:10Later.
36:11Answer it.
36:12Later.
36:13Just answer it.
36:14Hello?
36:15Hello? Is this 019-23456?
36:19Yes, who is this?
36:20How did you know my cell phone number?
36:24Hey!
36:25How did I not know that you're holding a cell phone?
36:27That's what Snatcher stole last week.
36:29You think I won't trace you?
36:31Give me your phone.
36:32Give it back.
36:49Do you know what's the difference between a frog with a frog and a frog with a frog?
36:56More power!
36:59Miss!
37:01Huh?
37:02There's too much water here.
37:06How long has this been dripping?
37:08It's been three years.
37:10Three years? Why is this only being done now?
37:13It's because the indoor fountain is popular.
37:16It's said to be lucky.
37:21It's been three years.
37:22Why is this only being done now?
37:24It's because the indoor fountain is popular.
37:26It's said to be lucky.
37:29It's because the indoor fountain is popular.
37:33Sir, I need to buy some hardware.
37:35I'll leave this for now.
37:37What about the pipe?
37:38Can't you stop it first?
37:40Let's just put a thick rubber band for now.
37:45I don't have a thick rubber band at home.
37:49Do you have one?
37:50Just try it.
37:52It's the same.
37:54Here.
38:00Ma'am, how long is this going to take?
38:02I should've just asked Sir to do it.
38:04I'm sure he can do it.
38:07Why didn't you ask Sir to do it?
38:10Because Sir is in the room with Ma'am.
38:13Oh, is that so?
38:14Just call Sir and tell him to do it.
38:17Then I'll take care of Ma'am.
38:20Ouch!
38:25Ouch!
38:28Ma'am Tubbero, how long is this going to take?
38:31I've been waiting for almost an hour.
38:34It's because you called the wrong number.
38:36I'm not Tubbero.
38:38I'm an electrician.
38:39Ouch!
38:41Ouch!
38:42Ouch!
38:43Ouch!
38:44Ouch!
38:45Ouch!
38:46Ouch!
38:47Ouch!
38:48Ouch!
38:49Ouch!
39:04Is that Tubbero?
39:07Huh?
39:08Is that Tubbero?
39:09No, he's a doctor.
39:10You really need Tubbero?
39:12What?
39:13Didn't I tell you that he has a problem?
39:15Let's see if it's dripping.
39:18Does the gripon have a drip?
39:27There.
39:29It's okay now.
39:31How's it going?
39:33Ma'am, there's no problem.
39:35I just added something to your gripon.
39:37Really?
39:38Yes.
39:40Oh, I thought it was okay.
39:42Why is its color like this?
39:44What is this? A cockroach?
39:45No.
39:47What did you add?
39:48And why is its color like this?
39:50Orange juice, ma'am.
39:59What's that?
40:02Ma'am,
40:03did you break anything?
40:05A little.
40:06Did you break anything?
40:08A little.
40:09No.
40:11I thought it was a leaf.
40:12You'll understand.
40:13Our electricity is being repaired,
40:15but the water suddenly got hot.
40:17Oh, is that so?
40:18Yes.
40:19That's good.
40:30How's the gripon?
40:31Does it still have a drip?
40:32No, ma'am.
40:33How's it going, ma'am?
40:34Oh, that's good.
40:35You know, every night I get scared
40:37because I have to throw away the water I used.
40:40I feel like I'm taking care of a child.
40:42Wait, what did you do?
40:44What I did is,
40:45I put on a diaper.
40:47That's why later tonight,
40:48I'll be full of water.
40:49That's why I'll change it.
40:50After tomorrow morning,
40:51I'll do the same.
40:53Change the diaper again.
41:04What are you doing?
41:05If it breaks,
41:06I'll throw it out of the house.
41:09Sir, don't be mad at me.
41:12Your wife wants something.
41:14I just gave it to her.
41:15What? I'm not his wife.
41:17You're not his wife?
41:18Yes.
41:19Then what is he to you?
41:20He's my brother.
41:21Brother, you let him know
41:22what my mom's things are.
41:23He's my brother.
41:24He's my brother.
41:25He's my brother.
41:26He's my brother.
41:27He's my brother.
41:28He's my brother.
41:29He's my brother.
41:30He's my brother.
41:31He's my brother.
41:32I don't care what my mom's things are,
41:33I'll kick you.
41:34Change your diaper.
41:35Do the diaper change.
41:37This is wrong.
42:02Entertain your caller to a Snart Caller Kittering Tones.
42:06Snart idea!
42:07For your choice of Kittering Tones, text WATCHNEW to 682.
42:11Snart! Simply amazing!
42:13Simply amazing!
42:43Just joking, we're the Bubble Gang!
42:52We're the Bubble Gang!
43:00You're lucky to have such a fat wife.
43:03Just think about it, when the weather is so hot,
43:06you might get sunburned.
43:13Let's see if Diego can pass our Lie Detector Test.
43:18Okay, Diego, are you ready?
43:20Slide.
43:21Slide.
43:22Diego, in a few moments, we'll start the test.
43:25Don't move too much,
43:27and if possible, look straight at the wall in front of you.
43:31Okay?
43:32Here's your first question.
43:35The only things you can answer are,
43:38yes, no, and I don't know.
43:42Okay?
43:43Let's see.
43:44Are you Diego?
43:46Yes.
43:47Give it to him, he has a heart.
43:53That's a lie.
43:56There's only one solution.
43:58Are you 38 years old?
44:02No.
44:05Wait, I don't know.
44:07Wait, I'll tell you more.
44:15Next question.
44:17Are you sitting?
44:19Yes.
44:24Are you jealous of Galby?
44:26No, I don't have a boyfriend.
44:30That's a lie.
44:31That's an issue.
44:34Are you involved with another guy while you're in a relationship with Christian?
44:40Wait, I don't have a boyfriend.
44:43Don't explain.
44:46Yes, no, and I don't know.
44:49I'll repeat the question.
44:52I don't want to answer.
44:53Please be quiet.
44:58Ouch!
45:03Ouch!
45:08Are you ugly?
45:10No.
45:13That's a lie.
45:14That's a lie.
45:17Are you ugly?
45:19No.
45:22That's a lie.
45:23That's a lie.
45:27I don't want to answer.
45:31Are you concerned?
45:40What's happening to dad?
45:42That sucks.
45:45No, children, you don't need to worry.
45:47I know your father.
45:48I know my brother.
45:51He's a man of principle.
45:53He's principle.
45:55He'll find a way to find a TV.
45:58Just for us.
45:59So that we can be entertained.
46:01Because you know why?
46:02That's entertainment.
46:06It's been a long time.
46:08Didn't your uncle get into an accident?
46:12Uncle?
46:13Your uncle?
46:14I hope your father agrees that I'll buy you a TV.
46:20Hey, bro.
46:21Uncle Herminio can say that my father is a man of principle.
46:26That's why it took him so long because he's in the hospital.
46:28Because he stole a TV.
46:29Hey, bro.
46:30Hey, don't be nervous.
46:32Why are you thinking like that?
46:34Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
46:37Uncle.
46:38Finally, we are now televised.
46:41We already have a TV.
46:42Brother.
46:45You told us that you'll get a TV.
46:48You know, Lagarre.
46:50Yeah.
46:51I don't think I saw a TV.
46:53Oh, you.
46:54You have little faith.
46:55This is what I'll use to get a TV.
46:58Huh?
46:59This.
47:00This.
47:01You see this?
47:02It's a saw.
47:03You see the saw?
47:04I saw the saw.
47:05See saw.
47:06Okay?
47:07Oh, you.
47:08Watch and learn, okay?
47:11Gangway.
47:12Gangway.
47:20Dad.
47:22Dad, look at this.
47:30You're so strong.
47:31See?
47:32Flat screen.
47:33Huh?
47:34See that?
47:35Now, I have a universal remote.
47:39Brother, you're amazing.
47:41Yeah.
47:42You're like the Spiderman.
47:43You see?
47:44Wow.
47:45Awesome.
47:46Huh?
47:47Wow.
47:48Hello.
47:52Oh, look.
47:53There's your crush, Gladys.
47:56See that?
47:57See?
47:58It's there.
47:59Ha!
48:00What does this mean?
48:01Oh.
48:02What?
48:03That's my house.
48:04That's Tonyo's cell.
48:06Huh?
48:07That's my house.
48:09Huh?
48:10I watch your TV.
48:12Why did you ask?
48:13No, but you're here in our house.
48:15It doesn't matter.
48:16You know?
48:17No.
48:18Matter, matter.
48:19Because that is my house.
48:20Cover that.
48:21Cover that.
48:22You can't cover that.
48:23No.
48:24That's what we won't do.
48:25Whatever you say.
48:26Whatever you say.
48:27Can't do that.
48:28Okay?
48:29Can't do that?
48:30Can't do that.
48:31You can't do that?
48:32Can't do that.
48:33Can't do that?
48:34Can't do that.
48:35Can't do that.
48:36Can't do that.
48:37What are you going to do?
48:38Huh?
48:39What's this?
48:40What's up?
48:41You can't do that.
48:42Hey!
48:43Hey!
48:44Oh, my God.
48:45Hey.
48:46There.
48:47Hey.
48:48Over.
48:49No, no.
48:50Over that.
48:51I think.
48:52Hey, there.
48:53No, no.
48:54No.
48:55No.
48:56There.
48:57Hey.
48:58Help.
48:59Help.
49:00There.
49:01That's a.
49:02No, that's a.
49:03That's a pornography.
49:04That's a pornography.
49:05A pornographic.
49:06No, it's gross.
49:07It's gross.
49:08What will happen in this encounter?
49:09Will they be able to buy a TV next time?
49:10Watch out for the hot youths here at the number one soap opera in the whole Philippines,
49:11the movie Draco.
49:12Draco.
49:13Draco.
49:14Draco.
49:15Draco.
49:16Draco.
49:17Draco.
49:18Draco.
49:19Draco.
49:20Draco.
49:21Draco.
49:22Draco.
49:23Draco.
49:24Draco.
49:25Draco.
49:26Draco.
49:27Draco.
49:28Draco.
49:29Draco.
49:30Draco.
49:31Draco.
49:32Draco.
49:33Draco.
49:34Just Joven with a Bubble Guy!
49:47Joven with a Bubble Guy!
50:01Sir!
50:02Here's the cupboard.
50:04What's the problem?
50:05Oh no!
50:06I think all the pipes in this house
50:09are clogged because of my repeated steps.
50:12Even the pipes in the bathroom.
50:14There are still pipes in the bathroom,
50:16in the garage,
50:17and now here in the kitchen.
50:19Oh no!
50:20I wish all the pipes in our house
50:23were clogged because of you.
50:29Oh no!
50:30I think all the pipes in our house
50:31are clogged because of you.
50:32Oh no!
50:33It's not true!
50:34Auntie, help me!
50:38Auntie!
50:39What should I do?
50:52Hey!
50:53You seem to be good at cleaning pipes.
50:57After you're done,
50:58I'll also clean the pipes.
51:01Oh no!
51:12Oh no!
51:13Oh no!
51:14It's okay.
51:16It's okay, sir.
51:17There's no longer a smelly smell in your bathroom.
51:20There's no longer a smelly smell in the kitchen.
51:24What did you do?
51:25What else?
51:26I put some perfume.
51:30Thank you!
51:35Oh no!
51:40Auntie,
51:41I'm looking for the one you're looking for.
51:43Why are you taking so long?
51:44I'm looking for Tubero.
51:46Oh,
51:47Tubero?
51:48I thought it was Torero.
51:56Oh no!
51:57Auntie, you're wasting it.
51:58Oh no!
52:00There you go!
52:01Good job!
52:03Perfect!
52:04Friends,
52:05the fun in Bawulgang is now over.
52:08But before we say goodbye,
52:11we would like to thank
52:12Police Chief Superintendent Estituto Mosqueda
52:16of MNSA.
52:17He's the director of Crime Laboratory Camp Krami,
52:19Quezon City.
52:20Chief!
52:21Thank you!
52:22Sir!
52:24Sir!
52:25Don't forget this.
52:27Single!
52:28Single!
52:29It's still a show.
52:32Thank you!
52:34Directed by
52:35Mac Alejandro!
52:36Mac!
52:37Hi,
52:38hello!
52:39And friends,
52:40tomorrow,
52:41don't forget,
52:42my idol,
52:43Kap.
52:44Kap is there.
52:45Thank you very much.
52:46And Marinara is coming out.
52:48And not only that,
52:49I have a show.
52:50This is my show.
52:52July 17.
52:53Available on tickets,
52:54full ticket.
52:55Where is it?
52:56Araneta.
52:57Oh, there!
52:58Wow!
52:59Wow!
53:00Wow!
53:01Wow!
53:02Wow!
53:03Wow!
53:04Wow!
53:05Wow!
53:06Wow!
53:07Wow!
53:08Wow!
53:09Wow!
53:10Wow!
53:11Wow!
53:12Wow!
53:13Wow!
53:14Wow!
53:15Wow!
53:16Wow!
53:17Wow!
53:18Wow!
53:19Wow!
53:20Because of market?
53:21Mac, I got nothing to do now.
53:23What's happening to you, Papah?
53:30Are you happy with your wife
53:32even though she is far away?
53:35Yes.
53:38Oh, no,
53:39no.
53:40Far away.
53:44Far away?
53:47Do you know
53:48if a person is able to
53:49that a quiet person has a cell phone that rings.
53:53That's a good cell phone.
53:56Why did you take so long? I've been waiting for you.
54:02You're such a troublemaker.
54:03Why did you look for a cell phone?
54:05I don't look like a troublemaker.
54:07Why don't I look like a troublemaker?
54:12There's no water.
54:14Yo!
54:16Okay.

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