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#KapusoRewind #BubbleGang: Tatawagin bang General Matters 'yan kung wala siyang concern, 'di ba?

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00:00Good evening, this is Beke Morales for Babo News Network.
00:04There's a strong fear that terrorism will reach the Philippines.
00:07That's what we're going to talk about today,
00:09with the underarm forces of the Philippines, General Matters.
00:14Thank you, Beke.
00:15First of all, I just want to let you know that I can only talk about General Matters.
00:18I can't talk about details because this is a security issue.
00:22That really fits your name,
00:24because you can talk about General Matters.
00:28Anyways, there's a lot of news that terrorists are going to imitate
00:33what happened at the Walk Trade Center in New Walk City.
00:40Wait a minute, are the terrorists going to board an airplane at our airport
00:44to bomb it from a high building?
00:46And for a lot of people to be affected,
00:48are they going to face it at 8 in the morning
00:52when there are a lot of people in the office?
00:55You know, Beke, that's impossible.
00:57In New York City, our employees go to work early,
01:01but here in our city, only a few people go to work at 8.
01:05Do you mean that we're late?
01:09No, it's just traffic.
01:11That's why people are late in the office, in the building,
01:14because there are only a few people,
01:16because they're late because of the traffic.
01:19That's why the terrorists won't continue their plan.
01:23That's right.
01:24What about the possibility that the airplanes might be hijacked at the airport?
01:29That's very likely.
01:30You know, those terrorist attacks should be done at the exact time.
01:34But here, there are a lot of airplanes that are late.
01:37General, I think that's right.
01:40No, it's not.
01:41It's just that the airplanes are late
01:43because the employees at the airport are also late because of the traffic.
01:47So the result is that the terrorists' plans will be disrupted.
01:51General, how are the security measures at the airport?
01:55What if later, there are terrorists who will ride there
01:59and eat the cutters of the airplanes?
02:03Bec, there's nothing to be afraid of.
02:05Based on our experience at the airport, no one will bring cutters.
02:09Ah, okay, good.
02:10Only guns.
02:12That's why we're trying to check in the passengers.
02:17As for the security of the buildings,
02:19how are the police and the firemen taking care of them?
02:23For example, there's a building that's about to explode.
02:26In Newark, a lot of firemen died.
02:30That won't happen here because the police and the firemen always arrive late.
02:36General, that's like an intrigue.
02:39That's why they're late because they have a lot of work.
02:42As you know, the police and the firemen are few.
02:45We're the undermans.
02:47But how about the problem with the anthrax, General?
02:50Because there are a lot of people who are having a hard time
02:54and they're afraid to get an ointment.
02:57They received a letter saying that the ointment may contain pulvos,
03:01the anthrax bacteria.
03:03You know, Bec, I just want to tell the countrymen
03:06not to be afraid and leave it to the anthrax.
03:10Especially those who are waiting for a thick letter.
03:13Those who look like they have money.
03:15Because you know, you'll just open your letter there.
03:19That's why the anthrax won't reach you.
03:22I'm not going to give you all of it.
03:24Thank you, General Matters.
03:27At least we'll be able to sleep soundly
03:29because there's nothing more to be afraid of than terrorists and anthrax.
03:34That's right, Bec.
03:36You're afraid of the trash in Metro Manila.
03:38It won't be collected.
03:40There are a lot of diseases that can be contracted.
03:42And it doesn't matter if there are no terrorists.
03:44Every day, we already have a lot of kidnappers,
03:47hold-uppers, gangsters.
03:50That's all.
03:51By the way, Bec, I would just like to say thank you very much
03:54for this opportunity you gave me.
03:57And I thank you.
03:59Thank you very much.
04:08To be continued...

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