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00:02:30We love you, we love you, we love you, we love you, we love you, we love you, we love
00:02:59You got that!
00:03:02Markle!
00:03:03Markle!
00:03:04What's up Grandma?
00:03:06My favorite!
00:03:07Mmm..
00:03:08I'm going to get something to eat.
00:03:09Yeah, get a pretzel truck.
00:03:15Remember her?
00:03:16She was in that movie...
00:03:17Uh...
00:03:18I don't know.
00:03:26We're gonna have to let her know we are going to be late.
00:03:27Yeah, that's true.
00:03:29And he owes me 20 bucks.
00:03:46Halt!
00:03:47Joe is loaded!
00:03:49He's got you in the back!
00:03:51Drop him!
00:03:55Shit!
00:03:59Halt!
00:04:26You got it!
00:04:28Feel that power, lady!
00:04:32And mark!
00:04:33Get those knees up!
00:04:34You got it!
00:04:38Come on!
00:04:39Front!
00:04:41Kick!
00:04:43Kick!
00:04:44Oh yeah!
00:04:45You got it!
00:04:47Square!
00:04:48Think about those bikini bods!
00:04:50You wanna look like a giant jellyfish on the beach?
00:04:53Come on!
00:04:55Cross!
00:04:57Push!
00:04:59Kick!
00:05:00Come on!
00:05:01You got it!
00:05:02Hang in there, ladies!
00:05:03You got it!
00:05:06You got it!
00:05:08Woo!
00:05:12Great work out, ladies!
00:05:15All right, I hope I see you next week for Sparkle Your Life.
00:05:18We're gonna work on the lateral abs, you know, the most difficult part to sculpt.
00:05:22But in the meantime, take care of yourself.
00:05:27Woo!
00:05:32Great job, ladies!
00:05:33You got it!
00:05:34You got it!
00:05:55Happy birthday!
00:05:56Oh, thank you!
00:06:00Happy birthday!
00:06:01Oh, thank you!
00:06:02Happy birthday!
00:06:03Thank you!
00:06:25I don't care anymore!
00:06:26Every fucking young girl in this fucking town!
00:06:29In the next few weeks!
00:06:31Look.
00:06:32I'll make it simple.
00:06:33We need her young.
00:06:35We need her hot.
00:06:37We need her now.
00:06:40How the old bitch has been able to stick around for this long.
00:06:43That's the fucking mystery to me.
00:06:47Oh, Oscar winner, my ass.
00:06:49When was that?
00:06:50Back in the 30s?
00:06:51What?
00:06:52For King Kong?
00:06:56No.
00:06:57I don't give a fuck.
00:07:00What we promised her.
00:07:02This is network TV.
00:07:04Not a fucking charity.
00:07:06Find me somebody new.
00:07:09Now!
00:07:11Hey.
00:07:12Did you know that a woman's fertility starts to decrease about the age of 25?
00:07:17How, lieutenant?
00:07:19You better get busy!
00:07:31What?
00:07:33Fuck.
00:07:58It's like when you see someone fart on screen.
00:08:03People just love that.
00:08:05I mean, that's just the way it is.
00:08:09So you know what I mean.
00:08:10People are just people.
00:08:12And I have to give people what they want.
00:08:16That's what keeps the shareholders happy.
00:08:18And people always ask for something new.
00:08:23Renewal.
00:08:25It's inevitable.
00:08:27At 50.
00:08:29Well.
00:08:31Well.
00:08:33It stops.
00:08:35What stops?
00:08:37What?
00:08:39What stops?
00:08:41Um.
00:08:43You know, the um.
00:08:46The um.
00:08:48The um.
00:08:50The um.
00:08:53Oh, George!
00:08:54Oh!
00:08:55Oh!
00:08:56I'm sorry, I gotta run.
00:08:57Harvey!
00:08:59George!
00:09:00Those ratings are insane!
00:09:03You're a genius!
00:09:04Yeah!
00:09:05Oh, what a mess.
00:09:06You're a genius.
00:09:08Let's buy you a drink.
00:09:09Come on.
00:09:10This is nice.
00:09:29Oh.
00:09:30Oh.
00:09:31Oh.
00:09:32Oh.
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00:09:59Oh.
00:10:00Well, it's your lucky day, Mrs. Sparkle.
00:10:02Because we have X-rayed you from head to toe.
00:10:04And you don't have so much as a crap molar.
00:10:06So.
00:10:07You are good to go.
00:10:09Uh, vaccination, ok.
00:10:12Not pulling out any medication.
00:10:15By the way.
00:10:16I actually wanna say.
00:10:17My wife is a huge fan.
00:10:22Blood type...
00:10:24Oh, hey.
00:10:25It's your birthday.
00:10:26Oh, that's an emergency. I'm sorry. I have to have it. Bye.
00:10:43One moment. There's just one last exam to perform.
00:10:55I thought he said I was good to go.
00:11:19Is there a problem? No, it's perfect.
00:11:22You're a good candidate. I mean, you're good to go.
00:11:30I wish you the best.
00:11:51Lizzy? Lizzy Sparkle? Oh my god, I can't believe it.
00:12:15Fred. Fred from 10th grade homeroom.
00:12:24Oh, Fred. Of course.
00:12:28You haven't changed a bit. You're still the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world.
00:12:34You know, I followed your career. What a success. I mean, wow, wow, wow.
00:12:40Wow. Hey, why don't we go out
00:12:43maybe for a drink sometime now that we're, you know, reconnected?
00:12:48Oh, of course. I'm stupid. You're super busy.
00:12:51But you know what? Why don't you give me your card? I mean, you never know.
00:12:56Sure. What do I? Oh, this will do. Oh, don't look at my cholesterol levels. They're a disaster.
00:13:02Oh, God. There.
00:13:14Now you've got it.
00:14:03Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself?
00:14:15Younger, more beautiful, more perfect. One single injection unlocks your DNA,
00:14:24starting a new cellular division that will release another version of yourself.
00:14:30This is the substance. You are the matrix. Everything comes from you and everything
00:14:40is you. This is simply a better version of yourself. You just have to share one week for one
00:14:49and one week for the other. A perfect balance of seven days each. The one and only thing not
00:14:56to forget. You are one. You can't escape from yourself.
00:15:56So
00:16:56so
00:17:11so
00:17:26yes hello
00:17:30I'd like to order
00:17:35address
00:17:361057 Beverly Canyon.
00:17:40Write this down. 35 North Byron Alley. 35 North.
00:18:06Hmm.
00:18:36Hmm.
00:19:06Hmm.
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00:21:06Hmm.
00:21:36Hmm.
00:22:06So
00:22:36so
00:23:06so
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00:23:44you are the matrix. Everything comes from you and everything is you.
00:23:52This is simply a better version of yourself.
00:24:06So
00:24:36so
00:25:06so
00:25:13uh
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00:26:16oh
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00:28:38hmm
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00:33:45Hello.
00:34:15Hello.
00:34:45I
00:35:15I
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00:36:15I
00:36:45I
00:36:57Thanks, we'll let you know by next week. Thank you so much. I'm just dying to get the part
00:37:09Great dancer hmm too bad her boobs aren't in the middle of her face instead of that nose
00:37:16Hmm next
00:37:32Looks like everything sure is in the right place this time. Please say your name age measurements
00:37:45I
00:37:55See
00:38:00I'm
00:38:16Where
00:38:31What a gorgeous little angel
00:38:46You're hired
00:38:48We want a show. That's just like you beautiful and happy people want to be happy
00:38:57We air in two weeks, so let's get to work. I'm gonna let you organize the rest with my assistant
00:39:02Uh
00:39:10Who has time to say that
00:39:12We're gonna make you Cindy. It's shorter. It's better
00:39:17So I'm gonna let you organize everything else with Cindy. Oh
00:39:22Before you go I just have to mention a
00:39:26small scheduling issue I
00:39:29have to be
00:39:30out of town every other week
00:39:34Take care of my mother
00:39:37Very sick I
00:39:46Want you for this show and we will work around any mother brother
00:39:52Fucking sick puppy you need to take care of
00:40:00I'm gorgeous the pure heart people are gonna love that
00:40:30I
00:41:00I
00:41:30I
00:42:00I
00:42:30I
00:43:00I
00:43:30Oh
00:44:00I
00:44:30Oh
00:44:52Where have you been?
00:44:54We've all been wanting to have a drink with you for your departure
00:44:58Anyway, we uh all chipped in
00:45:04And we got you just a little something to keep you busy
00:45:09It's French my wife. She's rehearsed by it. Oh, I love my wife
00:45:14Oops I gotta run, but it's always great to see you
00:45:28I
00:45:58Love you
00:46:02Which is the most valuable seafood start expensing stock options most of the nation
00:46:0940 don't you'll be toting around for the rest of your days regret of Seville kids on the phone
00:46:28I
00:46:58You
00:47:28I
00:47:58I'll take one myself
00:48:28I
00:48:58I
00:49:28I
00:49:48Thought that miss sparkle she moved out. I'm the new tenant
00:49:54Sue
00:49:59I'll occur you wanted to complain about something
00:50:04Oliver
00:50:05What?
00:50:06No
00:50:08No, no, no, no. I think it's like awesome when there's stuff going on in the building. You know what I mean?
00:50:18I'm actually quite handy if you ever need
00:50:23Need me to be of aid and anyway, I got a sack of tools and
00:50:29Got a big hammer
00:50:33You know what I mean
00:50:36Anyways, uh, I live right here so, you know where to find me anytime
00:50:42day or night
00:50:52I
00:51:22I
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00:52:22I
00:52:42Everybody I'm sue and it's time to pump it up. Are you ready? Let's go
00:52:52I
00:53:22I
00:53:35Can you feel it
00:53:39Don't you know
00:53:42Don't you know you got to pop it up don't you know
00:53:50Don't you know
00:53:52You got to bump it up
00:53:54Oh
00:54:18Thank you so much everybody I'll see you next week
00:54:24And in the meantime take care of yourself
00:54:54I
00:55:24I
00:55:54I
00:56:03Won't be late
00:56:12Don't eat too fast
00:56:24I
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00:57:24I
00:57:54I
00:58:24Oh
00:58:54I
00:59:24I
00:59:54What did you do you seem even more beautiful than before
01:00:24Oh
01:00:54I
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01:01:54I
01:02:24I
01:02:35Yes, yes, hi, this is Elizabeth sparkle
01:02:46I'm 503. Yes
01:02:51Yes, hi
01:02:53There's been a slight misuse of the substance a
01:02:58few
01:02:59extra hours were accidentally
01:03:02used
01:03:04causing
01:03:06An alteration
01:03:09So I'm just looking for the procedure to reverse it what has been used on one side is lost on the other side
01:03:16There is no going back
01:03:23No, I
01:03:25Don't know what she was thinking and obviously she was drunk
01:03:30Remember, there is no she and you you are one
01:03:34Respect the balance and you won't have any more inconveniences
01:03:53I
01:04:23Got you
01:04:53I
01:05:20Just saw you on TV Oh
01:05:23Holy moly
01:05:25Makes me want to join your class. Hey, you don't get private lessons. Do you?
01:05:32Hey, um
01:05:34What about a drink at uh my place tonight
01:05:39Come on don't be shy. I see you standing behind the door there gorgeous
01:05:47All right, take your time but it's a date
01:05:51You know
01:06:21I
01:06:51I
01:07:21I
01:07:24Couldn't get you
01:07:29Mocha latte
01:07:39It's long isn't it? Excuse me
01:07:48Seven days
01:07:52I
01:07:54I
01:07:56I
01:07:58I
01:08:20Did you follow me here I
01:08:23Was just curious to find out how things were going for you
01:08:28Each time you feel a little more
01:08:32Lonely don't you think I
01:08:37Don't know what you're talking about
01:08:40I'm fine
01:08:43Everything's fine
01:08:44It gets harder each time
01:08:47to remember that you
01:08:49Still deserve to exist
01:08:53That this part of yourself is to learn something that you
01:09:00Still matter
01:09:06Has she started yet eating away at you
01:09:22Oh
01:09:33Watch out
01:09:43What
01:09:52Oh