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00:00Well, I... I don't know, I...
00:02Don't be a sucker, chum. The next question's a snap.
00:06You'll be sorry!
00:14The next question is...
00:26Put on your old ballet, sing the Marseillaise
00:29And put the wine away like water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water.
00:40Two dollars? Why, that's an outrage!
00:43You wait right here! I'll fix it! I'll slap him with a habeas corpuscle!
00:48Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51Oh, uh, it looks like you'll have to cough up another fifty bucks.
00:55They slapped us with a reckless driving charge.
00:58Ah, here it is.
01:00No accidents in the home, eh?
01:02You should never use a match to look in the oven.
01:05Oh, uh, fiddlesticks.
01:07You should use a flashlight, like so.
01:13Yeah, yeah, silly dog, that's a stuffed duck.
01:16It's been stuffed for years. Here, do I have to prove it to you?
01:19Look, bright boy, stuffed with cotton, and his head is wood.
01:22See? Wood, wood, wood.
01:29It isn't much. Just a new broom.
01:32A new broom? That does it!
01:35You can take your new broom and sweep your own floor.
01:40I resign.
01:44Pick a card. Any card. I won't look.
01:47Now look at it and slip it back in the pack.
01:49Now your card has to be, uh, the Joker.
01:54And I think I know who the Joker is.
02:03Ha! Child's play.
02:14You're despicable.
02:17I'll just sit here and wait for the transcontinental bus.
02:21And if it isn't here by four o'clock, I'll go by steamship.
02:29Hold it! Hold it!
02:32Get a grip on yourself, fella.
02:35Uh-oh. Time to hit the old silk.
02:38Geronimo!
02:51I am the genie of the lamp, oh master.
02:54Oh, no you don't! You want my treasure!
02:56Well, it's mine, understand? All mine!
02:59Down, down, go, go! Mine!
03:02Dog, you have desecrated the spirit of the lamp.
03:07To start avalanche, pull keystone.
03:10Hmm. Only a dirty rat would do that.
03:13Or a dirty duck.
03:21Don't make a move or I'll pulverize you.
03:24You move!
03:26Insect! Insect! Insect!
03:29Insect! Insect!
03:34What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?
03:37Now I got you, you squee-wabbit.
03:40Wait! Wait! I'm not a rabbit! I'm a duck!
03:47There's your rabbit!
03:49I give up. But the least you can do is use a sharp axe.
03:53Well, it seems like a reasonable request.
04:00Well, what do you know? No more axes.
04:03We don't walk upstairs in the push-button home.
04:07We bring the upstairs downstairs.
04:10Neat.
04:11But what happens to the downstairs?
04:13Say, that's a good question. What do you say we find out?
04:20Shoot him now! Shoot him now!
04:23You keep out of this. He doesn't have to shoot you now.
04:26He does so have to shoot me now.
04:28I demand that you shoot me now.
04:36I'm gonna sell that guy something. There must be something he needs.
04:45I got him now! I got him now!
04:48Hey, Bob! You need a house to go with this doorknob!
04:52I'm being crazy about you, sweetheart.
04:56Uh-oh. She's got that old ball-and-chain look in her eye.
05:01Well, so long.