Ranma ½ (2024) - Episode 02 [English Sub]
Ranma ½ (2024) - Episode 02 [English Sub]
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00:00This is Ranma from the Saotome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts, and this is Akane who comes
00:11from the Tendo Dojo.
00:14They were joined in an arranged betrothal by their parents.
00:20As it turns out, Ranma has a unique issue.
00:26Every time he gets splashed with cold water, he turns into a girl.
01:56What about school?
02:04I've decided that we're moving into the dojo with them for a while.
02:08Seriously?
02:09Seriously.
02:10You get to go to school with me and Akane.
02:11See you there in a bit.
02:12Wait for me, Nobuki.
02:13I want to leave with...
02:15What are you saying?
02:16You're engaged now, and Ranma's right there.
02:18You gotta make sure he gets to school okay, and walking to school with you is kinda annoying,
02:23gotta be honest.
02:24Let me make one thing clear.
02:33The two of us don't know each other.
02:35You don't gotta tell me twice.
02:37I don't want you acting all friendly with me at school.
02:39Like hell I'd freakin' do that.
02:41It's not like I really give much of a crap about bratty-ass tomboys like you.
02:45If I'm being honest, I hate them more than anything.
02:48What the hell was that, you old fart?
02:50You are not the kind of guy who's gonna have the luxury of choosing a girl.
02:54Listen, Ranma.
02:55I'll only say this once.
02:56Oh, what's the matter, Dad?
02:57Tell us that you're okay if you can.
02:58Wanna fight?
02:59Oh, come on.
03:00Whoa!
03:01A cat's crab-walking!
03:02Get outta here!
03:04Huh!
03:07Serves you right!
03:16What are you doing?
03:31you doing going home wait a second it won't be long I'm just taking a quick
03:36bath you'll be late for school though do you really think I can go to school on
03:39my girl form honestly it'll only take some hot water to turn you back into a
03:44boy right and that's the whole story hot water just a minute Akane thank you so
03:53much an acquaintance ah I guess I got nothing but bad luck this morning real
04:00pain in the butt
04:13hello apologies you don't have to be scared of her this is my skeletal
04:19specimen Betty hmm Ranma the water how are you Akane uh dr. tofu hmm hope it's
04:36a good morning good morning I haven't seen you lately and you haven't been
04:43injured hey not at all I mean I don't do anything
04:47that would cause an injury it's not just me though you've seemed busy too
04:53dr. tofu so who was that guy dr. tofu is a chiropractor very skilled doctor he's
05:06strong too isn't he oh so you can tell he managed to sneak up on me it's like
05:13he erased his presence you wouldn't think that about him at first would you
05:18ever since I was a little kid I'd always come in to see him every time I had an
05:21injury mm-hmm hey that guy looked like a man what it's just that you said
05:30yesterday that you hated every man I do oh boy I really hate Akane tender was
05:42coming
05:46Oh all these guys
05:51you need to get out of here out of the way I'm gonna be late
06:12I can't stop me my phone I'll defeat you before any of these other guys
06:24every morning seems pretty rough for your little sister Nabiki mama's here
06:29too
06:31why don't you come in the building what about her Akane can totally take care
06:36this whole group of guys is so annoying honestly they're so unsophisticated it
06:55appears there are many attempts to defeat you are in the hopes that they
06:58have the chance to ask for your hand yes I'm well aware akuno good morning
07:04the first bell of the day will be ringing soon enough so let me challenge
07:11you beforehand you're surprisingly popular stay out of this or you'll get
07:17hurt what exactly is going on here what do you mean hey you there huh what do
07:23you want your attitude toward Akane is impudent well that's cuz you know no
07:29can't say that I do you identify yourself now right I suppose it's
07:35proper etiquette to state my name before asking for others fine I'll introduce
07:39myself no go ahead very well I am Tatewaki kuno from class E kendo club
07:47captain undefeated champion and a new rising star in the high school kendo
07:51world also known as foreign gun high school's crack of blue thunder did he
08:01just say the blue thunder you heard of that can't say I have oh is it my turn
08:06now I'm staying at the Tendo Dojo hold on what did I just hear you say huh it's
08:12a temporary thing what staying with the Tendo you bastard I'm from the Saitama
08:18school of anything goes martial arts you get to live under the same roof as
08:22my precious Akane
08:26hold this hey a challenge huh Ranma Satsume accepts
08:36you
08:44look is somebody fighting against kuno well their funeral your unruly behavior
08:51has been bothering Akane defeat will come at the hands of Tatewaki kuno I'm
08:55not the one that's hounding her he's only staying with us as a tenant I will
09:00not debate this
09:06listen you didn't hear me the first time I said it Wow he closed the gap in the
09:18blink of an eye there is nothing between us and there is not a single part of me
09:22that has any interest in Akane whatsoever he's actually competent I mean really
09:28she's stubborn violent obstinate which makes her so ugly I'd be more than happy
09:33to let you don't call me that how dare you slander Akane like this unacceptable
09:58this freaking sucks you would have beaten his ass if it hadn't started
10:19raining mmm you know I wonder about that what do you want take a look at your
10:24neck but a bruise must have been then you didn't touch me so that's pretty
10:32impressive would have blasted a hole in you if he did best-case scenario it'd be
10:37a draw you really think so hmm gotta admit that's impressive you have no
10:48idea when he touched you Oh Ron myself tommy I believed you to be more
10:53competent than that this has a spelling error you spell idiot this way no you don't
10:58please know how deeply I hate you I'm so flattered so to make a long story short
11:06Salta may here had been studying abroad in China up until recently well now that
11:13introductions are taken care of miss Akane Tendo mm-hmm I want both of you
11:18standing in the corridor for coming in late all of this is your fault I was the
11:25one who got pulled into fighting your boyfriend saying this to brag but I take
11:28care of them every morning by myself why were all of them so riled up anyway
11:34that's all because of Kuna excuse me anyone who desires a chance with Akane
11:40must defeat her I will not accept anyone else's attempt to try and hurt
11:45her head so yeah I see what did you say they're already engaged yep they got put
11:54into an arranged marriage situation by their parents
11:59Kuno go stand in the corridor what are you Superman I won't forgive you so you
12:13fight Kuno and those other guys every morning yep and none of them have
12:17managed to beat me yet well no way for him to get better if he's only fighting
12:20girls you best watch your mouth you asking me to beat you up next
12:24I'm good you may be violent and feral but you're still a girl I can't
12:29seriously fight against a girl what if you put it like that I'm sure we can
12:33find a way to have a match that's girl-on-girl
12:39run myself to me you savage what the hell was that huh
12:44Kuno I heard about your engagement to Akane I will never bring myself to
12:49accept this hold up did I just hear you're engaged every time you said you
12:56hated men were you just kidding our parents are just doing whatever they
13:01want this is the food and con high school radio club we want to hear all
13:05about your engagement all of our listeners are waiting on the edge of
13:08their seats for more they want to know about the thief who stole a card you
13:12the two of us are getting forced into it by our parents
13:20you're running you coward we're not gonna be able to have a decent fight in
13:25the hallway follow me very well
13:33in a few words tell us how you're feeling enough you two no running in the
13:40hall why don't we try taking a shortcut fine both of them have jumped out of the
13:47window and listeners we're on the third floor how are you feeling right now I'm
13:53just fine our fighters are going to fall straight into the pool below well that's
14:00a relief
14:05Wow that was a big splash that was crazy look I see Kuno but where's Sal Tomei
14:14good this is bad I gotta go gotta go now
14:21oh look he started moving kind of funny it looks real creepy
15:09the fight Rana Sal Tomei darts off like a hey did Rama's body look different to
15:13you yeah he did look smaller that was surely a young maidens body that can
15:24only mean hear me Rana Sal Tomei you are a coward
15:40I guess that's him finding out my true identity you're such a moron hmm what's
15:46your issue Akane I wanted to make sure that you knew you were stupid jumping
15:51into the pool was not a good idea that's enough out of you you came to find me
15:55just so you could tell me that you're the one who's an idiot really good to
15:59know you feel that way I'll find something else to use this hot water on
16:10it's Kuno I'm challenging you Kuno Wow Akane do you mean it I'm flattered you'd
16:26approach me to proposition a challenge good very well if you win I'll go on a
16:31date with you I'll give it my all but I hope to lose at no point did I ask you
16:36to go out with me hurry up and change back into a boy while I'm stalling for
16:40time Rama now what the heck am I supposed to do
17:06oh I saw you earlier really why are you still in that form what was I supposed
17:13to do hey you haven't seen a weird guy with a rat tail have you he's such a
17:20coward running away in the middle of our fight my strength must have frightened
17:25him to his core no real man would ever be that scared pathetic I'm manly I heard
17:34everything while you were running your mouth dropping me really hurt I would
17:38never run away or hide from you if you want it that bad I'll beat you up no
17:42matter where we are bring it
17:53interesting okay you'll be the one I go out with if you were
18:04she's so strong she's an equal to Akane no she might be even stronger I'll tell
18:21you right now Rama Sato may is way stronger than I am
18:30well we should start heading home we're still in the middle of school the first
18:35class isn't over yet
18:41Rama you know I heard that you were causing a lot of issues with Akane at
18:46school today that's cuz she was trying to help me when I never asked I don't
18:51know I think you're making a big deal out of nothing what's the big issue who
18:55cares if a boy transforms into a girl yeah right you can try and claim that it
18:59might not matter much to you but have you considered that I'm supposed to be
19:03his fiance so it might actually affect me I don't like the idea of people
19:07assuming I partnered up with a pervert who can't even check to make sure the
19:10bath is empty before going in whatever not like I wanted to thank her anyway
19:17really yeah totally I know her girl in the Chinese shirt with a little braid
19:23you do you're telling the truth and not some sort of joke yep
19:29Kuno if you believe you have the ability to keep beating me you couldn't be more
19:40wrong just you wait and see this is for you
19:49Kuno wrote this for me well to the girl version of you yeah I don't think he's
19:54put together that you're the same person yet I want to see you Sunday morning at
19:5910 a.m. come show yourself to me on the second ground of fooding con high school
20:03a challenge letter Kuno must be pretty competitive he's definitely persistent
20:09at least this is for real this guy's a pain in the rear
20:20thank you for coming it's appreciated I guess you didn't learn your lesson the
20:25first time huh where did that wooden sword of yours go huh I have no need of
20:30it anymore oh you're sounding confident about that now my pigtailed girl I must
20:39confess I need to give you something take this
20:49I'm in love
22:49you