無能の鷹 第１話 2024年10月11日
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00:30I
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00:47I
00:58Don't worry, it's got doesn't
01:01You
01:13Konohito swatamama fucking today tonight, so he will you
01:30I
01:56Kano Joe Hajime to meet a shunkan
02:00I
02:02Take it
02:10What's muster
02:14Smart
02:16Much much much much much
02:18Coco Hosono announcer no no no
02:22Sonobashi no gee they are not good. It's eating to eat. Oh, she's eating
02:25suits not tonight a day or come
02:28Shikashi
02:29Yes, come on. Calico. Joe. Dancer a sonar chin took me a free tackle the G
02:34So they did mother mother say chose must to them. It again. I can't kill them. Oh, she got zen shinkara. Kanjira
02:39They can't I should I do
02:41Saisho karakono kaisha ni nara yo sadamete. Ita no ka
02:45Anna yakunosha insomnia suddenly kanojo ni ichi moku oiteiru kano
02:50Kouyuu kakkoi hito to shoot
02:55I'm
02:57I
03:01Don't know what I got. You must own it
03:08Hi
03:16So stay up to see
03:28I'm going to come to this company
03:31I was assigned to the same sales department as the woman I met at the interview
03:38However, she
03:44Takano, how's it going?
03:48Mr. Hatoyama, I just finished
03:57Oh
04:28I
04:35Don't know
04:47What I see
04:58I don't know
05:13I
05:27I just liked the drama.
05:38I've said a boring story.
05:40I'm going to the cafe.
05:51The first time I met her, she had an overwhelming aura.
05:57When I woke up, she was already in the car.
06:27I'm going to the cafe.
06:29The first time I met her, she had an overwhelming aura.
06:33The first time I met her, she had an overwhelming aura.
06:56We are an IT consulting company.
06:59To put it simply, consulting is like a convenience store where you can do anything related to customer IT.
07:08Thank you for waiting.
07:10Excuse me.
07:11I'm Kijitani. Nice to meet you.
07:15I'm Osaki.
07:17I'm Kijitani.
07:20I'm Misawa.
07:21I have an appointment.
07:23See you later.
07:24I'm Kijitani.
07:26Nice to meet you.
07:29I'm Nanita.
07:32I'm Hiwada.
07:36That's an unusual name.
07:38I have a nickname.
07:46Are you a new employee?
07:50Oh, I see.
07:52You know me.
07:54Yes, I do.
08:04By introducing a system unique to Talon, we can create a more customizable system.
08:11These are our suggestions for replacing the car sharing web system.
08:19By the way, what do you think, Mr. Hiwada?
08:24What?
08:25Many of our users are the same age as you, Mr. Hiwada.
08:32Hiwada, what do you think?
08:35Well...
08:41Our system prioritizes usability.
08:46By creating a user interface based on human senses to differentiate from others,
08:53we can create a user-friendly system.
08:57Also, by reducing the number of taps in the smartphone's operation,
09:03for example, by...
09:06It's so far away.
09:13It's not here anymore.
09:16It's my fault, isn't it?
09:18What?
09:19If I could do it a little more, you might have listened to me.
09:24Yes, you're right.
09:25What?
09:26Hiwada, your first impression is too weak.
09:29It's not convincing.
09:31Your atmosphere, your aura, your attitude.
09:34To be honest, it's fatal for a business.
09:38However, your analysis sense and suggestions are not bad.
09:42Yeah, good luck.
09:46What?
09:54I'm back.
09:56I'm home.
10:00Die, die, die, die!
10:03Die, die, die, die!
10:05Die, die, die, die!
10:07It's too painful!
10:11I just pressed a button.
10:17This is what happens when you press the enlarge button.
10:21Enlarge?
10:23Sailraft and machine gun.
10:25Don't you know that?
10:27Hatoyama, Hatoyama!
10:29Yes, sir.
10:30Teach me how to take a copy properly.
10:33I'm sorry, sir.
10:39But let's pick up all this for now.
10:43Yes, sir.
10:47I'm sorry.
10:50I can't do it in a second if I'm only going to take Takano's class.
10:56Here's your meal.
10:59Here you are.
11:05I'm embarrassed.
11:06No, no, no.
11:07You're not a perfect student, are you?
11:09I'm not a perfect student.
11:10No, no, no.
11:11I'm sorry.
11:13Don't play with food.
11:24Is this seat taken?
11:31What are you going to do?
11:43You're welcome.
12:04Shumai.
12:07Shumai.
12:10Can I have it?
12:11What?
12:12You left it.
12:14You don't like it, do you?
12:20I'm the type of person who eats it last.
12:26Here you are.
12:30I'm a B-class student, so I don't have shumai with me.
12:43Takano, aren't you depressed?
12:46Depressed?
12:48Why?
12:49Because you were scolded by the director.
12:53When did I get scolded?
12:58What about you, Hiwada?
12:59How was business?
13:01It's no good.
13:03Mr. Kijitani told me I wasn't good enough.
13:06I see.
13:08It's hard to get a job.
13:12I don't understand the meaning of the word consult.
13:16From there?
13:17And I don't understand it.
13:20It?
13:22You mean IT?
13:24Yes.
13:25It's hard.
13:29Hiwada and Takano.
13:32Karasumari.
13:34Hiwada.
13:35Karasumari.
13:36Hey.
13:37Who is the friend of the sales director, Mr. Suzaku?
13:41Why?
13:42I'm making a draft of the company.
13:48Why are you making this?
13:50I'm a human being, so I need to know this.
13:54I'm serious, so please tell me.
13:58A good friend.
13:59Yes.
14:01According to my information,
14:03Mr. Suzaku used to be friends with Mr. Shigeishi, the head of the development department.
14:07But now they are estranged.
14:12Mr. Shigeishi used to be a sales director.
14:14They used to be good friends.
14:18My boss is afraid of getting angry,
14:20so he's afraid of the sales department.
14:29You two don't know anything, do you?
14:31Hi, Karasumari.
14:32Hello.
14:33Wow, you are so beautiful.
14:36Hey, you have a great sense of distance.
14:38By the way, can you stop calling me like that?
14:41But you told me to call you like that when we drank together.
14:45That was a drinking party.
14:47Please take me there again.
14:49Okay.
14:50Bye.
14:52Bye.
14:56Karasumari, I've never been invited to go drinking with you.
15:02You can invite me.
15:05Iwada.
15:07How can you do business with such a weak ability?
15:14See you.
15:15See you.
15:21If I could do that, I wouldn't have a hard time.
15:37It's awesome, isn't it?
15:38Yes, it is.
15:39Here you are.
15:41Here you are.
15:43I don't know what's going on with the newcomers this year.
15:45You've been saying that a lot lately.
15:47I don't think so.
15:48Can I take this out?
15:50My boss is too bad.
15:53I'm glad that Karasumari was taken by the newcomers.
15:56I think that's pretty annoying.
15:59Seriously.
16:00How about you, Iwada?
16:01You're a teacher in the north, aren't you?
16:03I told him today.
16:05You're not good at sales.
16:06No, no, no.
16:08No, no, no.
16:09I'm not good at it, but it doesn't impress me.
16:11No, that's not true.
16:13No, no, no.
16:14Then I'll bet on Iwada.
16:16I'll bet on you.
16:18Here you are.
16:30Why?
16:35I can't remember his face at all.
16:41I can't remember his face at all.
17:06Everyone seems to be having fun.
17:11Everyone seems to be having fun.
17:41I don't know.
18:00Did you get anything amazing?
18:02No, I didn't get it.
18:04What?
18:05Why are you so surprised?
18:07I don't know, but I can't take my eyes off of it.
18:12But Takano is the one I don't understand the most.
18:16I guess so.
18:17What's wrong with Takano?
18:19It's impossible not to be able to copy.
18:22I think he's doing it on purpose.
18:25I don't think so.
18:27I'll reveal his true nature someday.
18:33Shall I help you?
18:35No, it's okay.
18:41Wow!
19:11The next day
19:26Let's do our best!
19:28One more time!
19:29We can still do it!
19:31The game starts now.
19:33The next day
19:39I fry croquettes when they are cooked.
19:42When the croquettes are crispy,
19:45my heavy heart is crispy.
19:57The next day
20:04The next day
20:14Is this a man?
20:23Yes, what is it?
20:25It's Michi and my mom.
20:28Yes.
20:29Do you remember Kikuchi?
20:31He was my classmate in elementary school.
20:33He was in the same class as you.
20:36Is Kikuchi a stationery store that sells glasses?
20:40He's getting married.
20:43Really?
20:44Yes.
20:46How long have you been with Aiko?
20:48It's been three years, right?
20:51Actually...
20:53What?
20:54Oh my gosh!
20:56Congratulations!
20:59Oh my gosh!
21:00When?
21:01Last month!
21:03I see.
21:05I understand.
21:07But...
21:08You should apologize to her.
21:11She is...
21:12What?
21:14I understand.
21:16I feel like I lost if I apologize to her.
21:19I want to cry.
21:21You should do it.
21:22Right?
21:23Why?
21:24I'm the first female director in the company.
21:28I should be strong like you.
21:32I'm counting on you.
21:34I won't.
21:35I'm counting on you.
21:37Let's drink quietly.
21:39Quietly.
21:44What?
21:47Let's break up here.
21:49Let's go outside.
21:50Okay.
21:51I understand.
21:52I'll talk to her tomorrow.
21:56I'll talk to her tomorrow.
21:57What?
21:59You don't have to talk to her.
22:01Do you want to do it by yourself?
22:03You just want me to talk to her?
22:05You don't need my advice?
22:07Okay.
22:12I'm sorry.
22:13I'll go to Shiratori.
22:15Excuse me.
22:1712,700 yen.
22:19What?
22:21Did you go home?
22:2212,700 yen.
22:27Move!
22:47Excuse me.
22:49Can I have this?
23:10Good morning.
23:11Good morning.
23:15I ate too much croquette.
23:22Good morning.
23:23Good morning.
23:26Good morning.
23:47It's like an employee's morning routine.
23:56I'm sorry.
23:57I'm sorry.
23:58I'm sorry.
23:59I'm sorry.
24:01It's all annoying emails.
24:05I'm sorry.
24:14I started watching a video.
24:16And I'm watching it in full screen mode.
24:26I'm sorry.
24:46What?
24:47Are you sleeping?
24:49Do you need a handkerchief?
24:56Hey, Ikari.
25:07I see.
25:09I see.
25:12I see.
25:13I see.
25:15I see.
25:16I see.
25:18I see.
25:20I understand.
25:21I'm sorry.
25:23Shigishi.
25:24Are you going to get a complaint from that client again?
25:27Yes.
25:28But if I use 7 types of NARUHODO, I can handle it.
25:32Shigishi.
25:34Yes.
25:35Can I talk to you for a moment?
25:36Yes.
25:38No, I won't bother you.
25:40Don't say that.
25:41Give it to me, Takano.
25:43I can't.
25:44I can't handle it in the development department.
25:46Don't say that.
25:47In the first place, isn't it Suzaku?
25:50Takano did it during the interview.
25:52An excellent person can be seen at a glance.
25:55It's not my fault.
25:56It's because the HR department lost Shigishi.
26:02If it's necessary, I'll fire him.
26:23Did you hear what I said earlier?
26:28Yes.
26:29Don't you care?
26:32Yes.
26:33Because I need this company.
26:37You?
26:39Yes.
26:41So don't think about whether the company needs you.
26:53Hey, Takano.
26:55Is it fun to work?
26:57Don't you hate to come to the company?
27:00What about you, Hiwata?
27:02What?
27:03Don't you hate to come to the company?
27:05I don't hate it.
27:10But it's different from before I joined the company.
27:14What do you mean?
27:16I like to take data.
27:20I chose this company because I thought it was suitable for consulting.
27:25But in reality, it's not that easy.
27:34Why did you choose this company?
27:38I don't think it's suitable at all.
27:42It was my dream since I was a child.
27:45I used to walk around the office in my clothes.
27:49And I got the employee card.
28:01Is that all?
28:02Yes.
28:06I'm sorry.
28:15But I feel the same way.
28:21At that time...
28:24You dropped it.
28:26I chose this company because I wanted to work with a cool person like you.
28:33But that's not enough.
28:41Hey, Takano.
28:44Yes?
28:47I think there is a job suitable for you and me in the world.
28:52A job suitable for me?
28:55Yes.
28:58Consulting is not just about using your brain.
29:01It's more than that.
29:03You need to have a good aura.
29:15Takano, do you want to work with me?
29:19Work with you?
29:21I think I can get a contract if I work with you.
29:29Sounds good. Let's go.
29:31You want to work with Takano?
29:33Yes.
29:34Let's go.
29:35Let's go.
29:36Let's go.
29:37Let's go.
29:38Let's go.
29:39Let's go.
29:40Let's go.
29:41Let's go.
29:42You want to work with Takano?
29:44Yes.
29:45It's a company called Flagport, which is considering the introduction of a new web system.
29:52Why Takano?
29:55I need her power.
29:57You need Takano?
30:00Yes.
30:03What's wrong?
30:05I've never been out of business, so I thought it would be good to experience it.
30:10You don't have to worry about it.
30:14How does Takano feel?
30:17Do you want to go out of business?
30:22Yes, I want to go out of business.
30:24I see. Let's do it.
30:26But if Takano fails in business, it may affect our company's credibility.
30:32Don't worry. I've made a document for Takano.
30:37What?
30:38Takano, do you like it?
30:40This project is the introduction of a new car-sharing web system.
30:45Car-sharing...
30:48Web?
30:49You don't have to memorize it.
30:50I'll make it so that you can understand if you read the introduction.
30:53And...
30:54No way!
30:55Takano, you said it was a car for going out of business, right?
30:59Kijitani, that's an old story.
31:01It's the day before yesterday.
31:02What is a car that is not for going out of business?
31:04Car-sharing...
31:06If this project fails, it will be a chance for Takano to be fired.
31:12But she may be fired even if she doesn't do anything.
31:16I don't think she'll regret it if she does what she can do.
31:20But...
31:23Everyone, thank you for your concern.
31:26I have one question.
31:30Do you know the law of working together?
31:33Working together?
31:36It is said that there are 20% of ants that do not work in the nest of ants.
31:41Even if it is eliminated, the other 20% will not work again.
31:48In order for you to work comfortably, you need someone like me.
31:54Don't you think so?
31:58Director Suzaku.
32:03Director Suzaku
32:14Well, let's go, Hewada.
32:25Takano's story has no meaning.
32:29In other words, Takano doesn't work for everyone?
32:33Then, as the name suggests, Takano has no brains.
32:39What do you think, Director?
32:43No, I don't know.
32:46When I was targeted, I was really scared.
32:50Huh?
32:57Huh? Wait a minute.
33:00I came out of the company in a cool way like a drama.
33:04Is this okay?
33:20Takano's story has no meaning.
33:35I'm suddenly hungry. Sorry, wait a minute.
33:39Hewada-kun?
33:51Takano's story has no meaning.
34:10My name is Takano.
34:13Huh? Are you alone?
34:16Hewada-kun will be here soon, so I'll give you the materials first.
34:19Oh, thank you.
34:21I don't have time, so can you give me a brief explanation?
34:25Explanation...
34:29Understood.
34:32If you think about it, when I came here before, Kijitani-san...
34:35There's no more here.
34:37He said that.
34:39There's no point in trying hard.
34:42Yeah.
34:45Hewada-kun will be here soon, so I'll give you the materials first.
34:53Moepi?
35:02Takano-san, what is your explanation?
35:06Please wait a moment.
35:16Wait.
35:18Takano is talking to himself.
35:20He's definitely talking to himself.
35:22I can't jump into such a place.
35:31He's waiting.
35:35That's right.
35:36Let's both do our best.
35:39That's when I said, let's both do our best.
35:42That's when I said, let's both do our best.
35:44At the very least, Takano is doing his best.
35:48Even though he's not suited for it, he doesn't quit his job and comes here every day.
35:52But I'm not suited for it.
35:54Just because I said I wanted to quit, I didn't do anything.
36:07I'm sorry I'm late.
36:13Ah, Hewada-san.
36:14Takano-san, you're an interesting person.
36:17You're making me laugh.
36:23What did you do?
36:24I was talking to myself for two hours in front of the crane game.
36:28You suddenly started talking in a serious tone.
36:31I thought you were talking about work.
36:33What?
36:35Then, I'll explain again from Hewada.
36:40Nice to meet you.
36:41Huh?
36:42Isn't Takano-san in charge of this?
36:45What?
36:46I thought Takano-san was going to take over from Kijitani-san.
36:54I guess I'm not good enough.
36:59No way!
37:00It's no big deal for me to take over.
37:02My company calls me the incompetent Takano.
37:07Not again!
37:09That's right! You're joking!
37:11It's true.
37:12But don't worry.
37:15Hewada is far better than me.
37:24Now, Hewada-kun, please explain.
37:27Yes, sir.
37:35Please open the first page of the document.
37:42This is a summary of the current company's web system.
37:48I noticed that there are two weak points of the current system.
37:55The first one is that the current system is easier to use than ever.
38:03Huh?
38:04It's easier to talk than usual.
38:07The second one is that the Takano app is better than the cloud and the general public.
38:11Takano, who seems to be able to work, said that I was excellent, so the other party's reaction has changed.
38:16The user is using an app that can't understand and analyze the user's actions.
38:23This may work.
38:25As a countermeasure, by introducing our cloud system, it can be used to expand business.
38:30In addition, it is possible to share data between the smartphone app and the general public, so it can improve usability.
38:38It's simple, but that's our proposal.
38:44I see.
38:48Can I ask you one thing?
38:51Yes.
38:53By the way, Mr. Hiwada, do you have any experience in introducing and operating this system?
39:01Well...
39:04I don't have any experience.
39:07I see.
39:10I see.
39:14I knew it.
39:20Ah!
39:24I just remembered the crane game I was talking about.
39:30I got this at the end.
39:42Here you are.
39:53This is...
39:55Do you want me to believe it?
40:07Well...
40:09I don't have any experience in introducing and operating this system,
40:13but I'm confident in my data analysis and problem-solving skills.
40:17Please leave it to me.
40:19I'm confident in my data analysis and problem-solving skills.
40:22Please leave it to me.
40:24I'm sure I'll get good results.
40:28If I'm the one in charge, I'll leave it to someone else.
40:33I'll send you the details of today's talk in a document, so please consider it in the company...
40:38No, it's fine.
40:41I'll send you the details of today's talk in a document, so please consider it in the company...
40:47I'd like to proceed with a concrete talk on the premise of the contract.
40:52Contract?
40:53Yes.
40:54I'm in a hurry.
40:56Ah, I'm...
41:02I'm the representative.
41:04I'm sorry. I forgot my business card the other day.
41:06R-r-r-representative?
41:08It's okay, isn't it?
41:10You're inexperienced, but you've seen through our weaknesses.
41:14On the contrary, I'm counting on you.
41:41Many other birds will also be present.
41:55The contract was signed?
41:58Really?
41:59Yes.
42:00It seems that we will be able to start the introduction project as soon as next month.
42:04I see.
42:06Mr. Goguro.
42:08Well done.
42:15Taka's nail shop. A mysterious new employee.
42:17I thought he couldn't do his job because he was doing what he could.
42:20Is he just pretending not to be able to work?
42:22He's hiding his nails.
42:24No matter how you look at it, that old man looked like a boss.
42:27I've always thought so.
42:29It's hard to tell by the looks.
42:31Yes.
42:32But you did a good job.
42:34It's amazing.
42:40All right.
42:41Let's invite Nomi with this momentum.
42:44Um...
42:46Mr. Kizutani.
42:50Today...
42:52What is it today?
43:01What?
43:07Hey!
43:09Hey!
43:10Hey, hey!
43:12Who did this?
43:14Did you return it to the coffee machine?
43:16Yes, it's me.
43:18It was a waste to throw it away, so please use it if you like.
43:21I can't use it!
43:23I've been giving it to customers for years!
43:26Get out of here!
43:30What is this?
43:31I'm really sorry.
43:33I'm really sorry.
43:35This is bad.
43:37Takano did it.
43:40In the end, I couldn't invite him again.
43:43I'm really sorry.
43:44I'm really sorry.
43:45I'm really sorry.
43:46I'm really sorry.
43:47I'm really sorry.
43:48I'm really sorry.
43:50I'm really sorry.
44:05I'm really sorry.
44:07I'm really sorry.
44:09I'm really sorry.
44:11I'm really sorry.
44:35Why is Takano here?
44:42Is he here to see me?
45:06I live in Koenji.
45:09What?
45:10I live in this town.
45:14Oh, I see.
45:20I didn't know that.
45:22Here you are.
45:24Here you are.
45:26Here you are.
45:27Hibata-kun, didn't you want to see Kijitani-kun?
45:30You wanted to say something, didn't you?
45:32I thought so.
45:33But people in that company don't like drinking.
45:37I don't know.
45:39Why don't you try talking to him?
45:42That's a good idea.
45:48I don't know what to say.
45:52Hibata-kun, do you know?
45:54What?
45:56In a drama, after a good job,
45:59everyone drinks together, right?
46:01At the bar.
46:03I've seen it.
46:05I want to try it.
46:09I want to try it, too.
46:11But I don't know how to invite people.
46:19Hiyoda, I'm drinking with Ukai-san and Hatayama-san.
46:22Do you want to come?
46:23Takano!
46:26Kijitani-san asked me if I wanted to come.
46:30That's nice.
46:31Yeah.
46:33I was invited to drink by a senior at the company for the first time.
46:37I was happy, but I didn't have the courage.
46:42I told a useless lie.
46:49I'm sorry.
46:50I'm in the bathroom now, but I can't move because I lost my hair.
46:54I wonder if this will work.
46:56This is definitely a lie.
46:58It can't be helped.
47:07I'm sorry. I turned it down.
47:11You can do it someday.
47:16If you and I don't quit the company.
47:24I'm sorry.
47:32No, no, no.
47:33There's no woman who can't read the year.
47:45I got a nosebleed.
47:46I didn't say anything like an old love song.
47:47There's nothing I don't know about the company.
47:49Why don't you kiss me?
47:51This is a pen.
47:52I'm having a lot of fun.
47:57I don't know what you're talking about.
47:59It might be delicious.
48:00It's from the sales department.
48:02I don't know.
48:03I wonder if I can do anything.
48:06This is a love that opens.
48:08I don't know anything about IT.
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