College Wars | Kullu | Standup Comedy | Audience Interaction | Aus Nz Tour annoucement
College Wars | Kullu | Standup Comedy | Audience Interaction | Aus Nz Tour annoucement
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00:00achit kar sakta hai
00:02kahaan se aaya hai bhai sabse jaada bada group kaunsa aaya hai
00:043-4 log saath mein aaya hai
00:06Shimla
00:08Shimla?
00:10nahi nahi location poochhi hi nahi bhai
00:14aap log Shimla se hai?
00:16kaun kitne log hai?
00:183-4
00:22mujhe samajh nahi aaya hai mai is conversation mein aaya kaise gaya
00:24aap log Shimla se hai?
00:26kaun kitne log hai?
00:28kaun kitne log hai?
00:30kaun kitne log hai?
00:32kaun kitne log hai?
00:34kaun kitne log hai?
00:36kaun kitne log hai?
00:38kaun kitne log hai?
00:40kaun kitne log hai?
00:42kaun kitne log hai?
00:44kaun kitne log hai?
00:46kaun kitne log hai?
00:48kaun kitne log hai?
00:50kaun kitne log hai?
00:52kaun kitne log hai?
00:54kaun kitne log hai?
00:58jaise mai playstation mein pakistan ke khilada marta hoon solah soran
01:10baage aapke saathi kya karte hain?
01:12main Engineer hoon
01:14chalo aapka chalaya thik thak
01:16aap bhai?
01:18investment bank
01:20This is my childhood friend.
01:22Okay.
01:22And these two are my boyfriend and girlfriend.
01:24So, I'm like this.
01:30What's your name, ma'am?
01:31Riddhima.
01:32Riddhima ji, you don't know why these people roam around with you.
01:39I'm helpless.
01:40They roam around with you to delay their fight.
01:44If both of them roam around, they'll have a fight.
01:47Third wheelers have so many problems in the world, right?
01:49Bro, you come. I feel good with you.
01:55Bro.
01:59It's good.
02:00How long have you been in Bangalore?
02:02It's been two years.
02:03It's been two years.
02:04And where did you meet this guy?
02:06What?
02:07He's from Shimla.
02:08There are a lot of people in Shimla.
02:11There are only three people in Shimla.
02:16I met him in college.
02:18Okay.
02:19Which college is this?
02:20Symbiosis.
02:26Symbiosis is something that people don't know.
02:29Don't tell me.
02:30In the name of college, it's a 24x7 club.
02:36In Symbiosis, people with ugly faces don't get admission.
02:41Only the cut-off of that is cleared by jawline.
02:44In Symbiosis, there's even a mark sheet.
02:46Skin tone.
02:48Acne. No acne.
02:50In Symbiosis, I'll get their group photos clicked.
02:52All of them are good-looking people.
02:54Guys look good in Symbiosis.
02:57How can I trust that college where boys look good?
03:03Sister, which engineering college are you from?
03:05Engineering college.
03:06Which one?
03:07Which one?
03:08Engineering college.
03:09Which one?
03:15Stop it, guys.
03:17Which one?
03:18Manipal.
03:19Manipal?
03:32What were you thinking before singing Symbiosis?
03:37What were you thinking before singing Symbiosis?
03:42Sister, nice talking to you.
03:46All three of you.
03:47Which one are you from?
03:48You're also from the same college, right?
03:49You're from Symbiosis.
03:50Only the jawline can tell.
03:53You don't have a beard like that in an engineering college.
03:59Any college group?
04:00College friends?
04:02All three of you are college friends?
04:03Which college is this?
04:04Christ University.
04:05Christ University.
04:08I haven't seen anything from Christ University.
04:10I've seen flash mobs.
04:13In a little while, the mobs start dancing.
04:16Does Christ University have a lot of cut-offs?
04:18Yes, Manipal Symbiosis.
04:27Christ Symbiosis doesn't have a cut-off.
04:30It has a CTC.
04:32For sins.
04:38What are you guys happy about for sins?
04:41But nice.
04:42Which course are you guys doing?
04:44Psychology.
04:45Psychology.
04:49Just a minute.
04:50Riddhima ji.
04:52She was saying...
04:54Wait, wait.
04:55Don't fight.
04:58Don't make it a spitsvilla.
05:00Don't make it a spitsvilla.
05:06No power in the world can separate two girls from each other while fighting.
05:10Which is a lot of fun to watch.
05:16Riddhima ji, which engineering did you do?
05:18Science.
05:19Then be quiet.
05:23Let others do something too.
05:26She went to do PG and you two are doing a job.
05:28Where are you guys working?
05:29Exchanger.
05:30Psychology in Exchanger?
05:34I have a friend who is a nurse at McDonald's.
05:50What is psychology in Exchanger?
05:52Human resources.
05:53Human resources.
05:54Are you HR?
05:56I swear on God.
05:58I swear on God.
05:59Are you HR too?
06:02The respect they have earned by saying Christ.
06:09Tell me, are you all engineers?
06:10From which college?
06:12IIT Guwahati.
06:13IIT Guwahati?
06:17Are you feeling shy?
06:18Symbiosis?
06:19Symbiosis.
06:25Are you watching college?
06:31What other jobs do people run in Bangalore?
06:34Who else is an engineer?
06:35E-commerce.
06:36E-commerce?
06:38Yes.
06:39Where is the startup?
06:42Where are the people who dream false dreams?
06:45Billion dollar is coming.
06:47Unicorn is being made right now.
06:49Do you run a startup?
06:50Yes.
06:51What is a startup?
06:52Do you have a job or do you run a startup?
06:53No, I don't have a job.
06:54In a startup?
06:55What kind of startup is this?
06:57They make cradles.
06:58Smart cradles.
06:59What do they make?
07:00Smart cradles?
07:02Cradles to make babies, right?
07:06It's a startup to make smart cradles.
07:08What does that cradle do?
07:09How is it smart?
07:11It detects when a baby cries.
07:13It does so many things.
07:14Do they call it an ear?
07:18Wait a minute.
07:19Does the baby cry?
07:20Does it bounce on its own?
07:34Ma'am, just a minute.
07:35You are holding the camera.
07:36I am turning it off.
07:38I have a genuine concern.
07:39I have a genuine concern.
07:46How big can a cradle be?
07:52Because we need this technology.
07:55We are short of work.
07:59How much is this cradle worth?
08:01It's worth $2,000.
08:03$2,000?
08:05$2,000?
08:08$1,60,000?
08:09Right?
08:10$1,80,000?
08:11It doesn't sell in India.
08:14It's worth $1,000.
08:15$1,80,000?
08:17You can keep a man in $18,000
08:18and bounce all day.
08:28Do people take it outside?
08:30Do people take it outside?
08:31Oh my God.
08:32It's great.
08:33Whites think you are idiots.
08:37What?
08:38Are you an engineer?
08:39No, no.
08:40I am an architect.
08:41Oh, so you are the idiot.
08:46Are you with them?
08:47Yes.
08:48What do you do?
08:49Consulting.
08:50You do consulting?
08:51For whose parents?
08:53Take this smart cradle.
08:55Consulting?
08:56Two or three people said it.
08:57What do you do?
08:58Consulting?
08:59What is it?
09:01Please.
09:02No, no.
09:03Please, please.
09:06It's better than those cradles.
09:27Sir, are you an engineer?
09:28Are you an engineer?
09:29What?
09:30Aerospace.
09:31Aerospace engineer?
09:34You are doing aerospace engineering
09:35and making a PPT?
09:38So, where did you do
09:39aerospace engineering from?
09:40Manipal.
09:51You have no respect at all.
09:55What else do you give me
09:56to keep my mind?
09:58Thank you so much friends
09:59for watching the video.
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10:07A lot of stand-up comedy videos
10:08are going to come
10:09on this channel now.
10:10Secondly,
10:11I am doing my show
10:12Smooth Kulu Smooth
10:13in Mumbai on 8th November.
10:14After that,
10:15I am going to tour
10:16the Australian news line.
10:17There is a show in Auckland,
10:18Melbourne,
10:19Sydney,
10:20Brisbane,
10:21Adelaide.
10:22You will get all the details
10:23and ticket links
10:24of these shows
10:25in the description
10:26of this YouTube video.
10:27And if you want
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10:36There,
10:37there is a lot of humanity.
10:38Rest, you all
10:39know everything.
10:40Take care,
10:41be happy,
10:42be happy.
10:43See you soon.