Episode 3 - The Great Indian Kapil Show Season 2
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00:04:51How is the taste of the soil?
00:04:54Wow!
00:04:59When Rohit tried the taste of the soil,
00:05:00we all got a taste of it.
00:05:04Because everyone wins.
00:05:05Yeah.
00:05:06And that moment was very special.
00:05:07When Rohit went in his robotic style.
00:05:09Where did this come from in your mind?
00:05:10No, this wasn't a plan.
00:05:11It just happened.
00:05:12In the flow?
00:05:13Yeah, I thought let's do something different.
00:05:15You don't win the World Cup every day.
00:05:17Right.
00:05:18So when you win, you should do something different.
00:05:20So I just went with the flow.
00:05:24Whatever it was, it was very good.
00:05:30Rohit, you were a runner-up in the World Cup
00:05:32when you came to our first season.
00:05:33Yes.
00:05:34This time you are the World Champion.
00:05:35Do you agree that we were lucky for you?
00:05:43I agree that you are lucky.
00:05:44But you have to agree that after I came here,
00:05:47your show has become number one.
00:05:48Yeah.
00:05:50I agree.
00:05:54And you got the tick mark for the second season.
00:05:57You got the second one.
00:05:59That's great.
00:06:02When a team wins in the Olympics,
00:06:04let's say someone gets silver,
00:06:06they give it to everyone.
00:06:07I saw you get only one trophy.
00:06:09So who keeps it?
00:06:10The trophy goes to the office of BCCI.
00:06:12Okay.
00:06:13When we were in Barbados,
00:06:15we were stuck there for three days.
00:06:16Hurricane came and they closed the whole island.
00:06:19Okay.
00:06:19So all of us were stuck in the hotel.
00:06:22So the boys took the trophy to their room for 15 minutes.
00:06:25They slept together.
00:06:26Okay.
00:06:27They clicked photos and kept them with them.
00:06:29And it was so important for all of us.
00:06:32I know how long our country was waiting
00:06:35to win this trophy.
00:06:36So I am very happy for the whole country.
00:06:38Great.
00:06:44As Rohit said, everyone spent some time with the trophy.
00:06:48We saw a picture of the sun.
00:06:49I want to show it to you. Please show it to us.
00:06:56The husband and wife are sleeping with the trophy in the middle.
00:07:00This is not a picture of the night. It's of the morning.
00:07:05Surya, didn't your family say that
00:07:06this trophy will go to the office of BCCI after two days?
00:07:09You both should get a permanent trophy.
00:07:14The one that is always in the middle.
00:07:18Brother, this trophy is here. That will also be here.
00:07:20Yes, that will also be here.
00:07:24What did the other boys do when you were stuck in the hotel for three days?
00:07:27What did you do? You are single.
00:07:28So you won't be able to do much.
00:07:31As brother said, we gave the trophy to everyone for 15 minutes.
00:07:34We clicked photos.
00:07:35So 10 minutes of that was spent with the family
00:07:37because the family was travelling together.
00:07:38Okay.
00:07:39Dad is busy posting in his friends' group
00:07:41that we have won the trophy.
00:07:42Mom is posting her WhatsApp status.
00:07:43Tell him that people are watching it on TV.
00:07:46So she is posting her status that we have won the trophy.
00:07:48So I got time to click a couple of photos in the end.
00:07:51The rest of the time, she will click the photos.
00:07:53Okay.
00:07:54And what did you do, sir?
00:07:56Nothing.
00:07:56We were just feeling that we have become champions or something.
00:08:00Because we were standing in the line.
00:08:02We were standing in the line for breakfast.
00:08:03We were standing in the line for lunch.
00:08:10But when we reached India, we realized what had happened.
00:08:13So we were just doing that.
00:08:14Then we had Siraj with us.
00:08:16He was talking about himself.
00:08:18That DK sir interviewed me in English.
00:08:20I don't know why he got 14...
00:08:23There are so many people. Everyone knows English.
00:08:25Why did he ask us to speak in English?
00:08:27I don't know.
00:08:29All these things were going on.
00:08:32So did you properly give the interview in English?
00:08:34Yes, I did.
00:08:35I don't know what I said at that time.
00:08:40Siraj left half of the interview and ran away.
00:08:42He said that I have run out of English.
00:08:45He ran away.
00:08:49Why, Mr. Dubey?
00:08:51Little Sanjay Dutt.
00:08:54He is smiling.
00:08:55Mr. Dubey, what were you doing for three days in the hotel?
00:08:57I was standing in the line for breakfast like Akshar said.
00:09:01But I make my dad feel proud.
00:09:05Because he feels that I am at a good level.
00:09:08And he has worked hard for me.
00:09:11I wanted to reach home soon. I met him in Bombay.
00:09:14I hugged him and then I felt that I have achieved something.
00:09:18Such a problem.
00:09:21Yes, brother. You have achieved something.
00:09:23I couldn't meet Akshar.
00:09:26We are meeting for the second time.
00:09:27Last time when Akshar came on our show, he was single.
00:09:29And now when we are meeting for the second time, he is married.
00:09:32So what should we expect?
00:09:34When we will meet for the third time,
00:09:37can we get a chance to see a younger Akshar?
00:09:40Actually, I am asking this question to your fans.
00:09:43Yes, we can meet.
00:09:44Last time, I told you that my favourite heroine is Deepika Padukone.
00:09:49And...
00:09:49Forget it, Mr. Patel.
00:09:52Look, a plot is registered only once, brother.
00:10:00So, I hope you got to know some good news there too.
00:10:04So, I hope I will get some good news too.
00:10:07Okay, let's give him our blessings.
00:10:11Thank you, brother.
00:10:12Like Shivam was saying that he wants to make his father proud.
00:10:16And it happened.
00:10:17And every parent dreams that when their child does something good,
00:10:20they should see it with their own eyes.
00:10:22But when Arshdeep is playing,
00:10:23I have heard that his father closes his eyes.
00:10:26Why?
00:10:26He prays that whatever happens, it should be good.
00:10:30So I told him that it won't make a difference if he opens his eyes or not.
00:10:32It's better if he sees what's happening.
00:10:35He has specially asked for tickets from the team
00:10:37that his family is coming to watch the match.
00:10:39And if you don't even watch the match, what's the point?
00:10:41So he said that he is just testing me.
00:10:44So I said, okay.
00:10:45If it's going well, keep it that way.
00:10:47Okay.
00:10:48If something goes wrong, I will ask him to open his eyes.
00:10:53Shivam, you play with two teams.
00:10:55You play with Dhoni's team in IPL.
00:10:57You play with Rohit too.
00:10:59Which captain do you like more?
00:11:05He is trapped.
00:11:06You have asked a very difficult question.
00:11:11How do you give the credit for coming to cricket?
00:11:13I give the credit for coming to cricket to my father.
00:11:20Apart from him, I feel that whoever I am playing with,
00:11:24whether I am playing in Chennai or in the Indian team,
00:11:26he is the best for me at that time.
00:11:28Well done, Dubey. Very good answer.
00:11:32Very good.
00:11:37I think he had thought of the answer two days ago.
00:11:41No, the time is about to come now.
00:11:47Captain!
00:11:51Captain!
00:11:54Hello.
00:11:56Hi, Lucia.
00:11:57I am very happy, sir.
00:11:58What?
00:12:00I am very happy, sir.
00:12:01No, all that later.
00:12:02Later.
00:12:04First, the guests have come. Take the order from them.
00:12:07Caps was saying in Morocco that what will you take?
00:12:10He has not come to Morocco. He has come to Hindi.
00:12:13Why are you asking in Morocco?
00:12:16She has come to our cafe to do an internship in Morocco.
00:12:18Specially. Do you know them, Lucia?
00:12:21Who doesn't know them?
00:12:24They are very big cats.
00:12:25Cats?
00:12:29Big cats.
00:12:30Big cats.
00:12:31Yes, yes.
00:12:32His Hindi is in the ICU.
00:12:35No, no, no.
00:12:36My Hindi is well learned.
00:12:39Learn a little more. It is raw.
00:12:41It is not well learned. It is well learned.
00:12:45Okay, leave that. My Punjabi is even better.
00:12:48Mr. Arshpa.
00:12:51Will you learn?
00:12:52If you don't give me love, I won't sing.
00:13:02He said it. Now he will ask for water.
00:13:10Arsh is so naughty.
00:13:14Sky, Suriya, Kumar, Yadav.
00:13:18What should I give? I will get a chance.
00:13:22Say it completely, Lucia.
00:13:23I will get a cafe. Cafe, chance.
00:13:24If you say chance, they will find a chance.
00:13:26Chance.
00:13:29Has he got married?
00:13:32If he has, he can catch the outsiders too.
00:13:35Yes.
00:13:42Leave it.
00:13:44Mr. Rohit, now tell me.
00:13:46What food do you want? Do you know what I have?
00:13:48Brewats.
00:13:56What is this dish in our restaurant that we don't know about?
00:14:02Caps, we have it. Samosa.
00:14:08See, in a 20 rupee thing, she puts 450 maracanas.
00:14:15So, what do you guys want?
00:14:17Black suits you, by the way. Very nice.
00:14:27Wow!
00:14:30Mr. Dubey, Lucia only comes to take orders.
00:14:32She will only come to give orders.
00:14:37I don't want anything.
00:14:41So, will you tell us later?
00:14:42Yes, one coffee for everyone.
00:14:44Okay, I'll leave now.
00:14:45The audience will tell us if you're leaving or not.
00:14:50Lucia is a very nice girl. Lucia, keep coming.
00:14:53Okay. Rohit, I love you a lot.
00:14:58Bye.
00:15:00I'm hungry. Get me some food.
00:15:03The answer that Harshdeep gave...
00:15:08I thought he was very innocent.
00:15:11He'll take whatever you give him with love.
00:15:15Sir, I'm watching your show. I'm learning to talk from there.
00:15:18Oh, my God!
00:15:22You're from my area, right?
00:15:23Yes.
00:15:24So, we're a bit natural.
00:15:26Yes, naughty.
00:15:27We love each other.
00:15:28You're naughty.
00:15:29Naughty? I believe in sharing love.
00:15:31Yes, in sharing love.
00:15:32But you should love your wife the most.
00:15:34Every family has an aunt who has to be stopped.
00:15:41Okay, in the final, the catch that Surya caught of David Miller...
00:15:44That was a very historic catch.
00:15:49When the ball was flying in the air,
00:15:51I saw people watching it on TV as if they were going to catch it.
00:15:57People were scared that the catch might be caught or not.
00:16:00Were you thinking that if God forbid, it's not caught,
00:16:03then I might get beaten up at night?
00:16:08Do you have such thoughts in your mind?
00:16:10No, when I ran first, I saw the ball was very far.
00:16:13And then I saw Rohit that he was standing on the other side, long on.
00:16:16Then I thought, let's do one thing.
00:16:18I'll catch it and throw it in.
00:16:20It might be one, two or three runs.
00:16:22Or at most four runs.
00:16:23Even then, if it's 12 out of five, we have a chance.
00:16:26But when I got a little closer,
00:16:28I had the opportunity to catch it and throw it in.
00:16:31And when it was balanced at that time,
00:16:33and when I threw it and caught it,
00:16:35then...
00:16:36It was amazing.
00:16:37It was amazing.
00:16:47At one time, you needed only 30 runs on 30 balls.
00:16:50And there were a lot of wickets left in South Africa.
00:16:52What was going on in your mind at that time, Rohit?
00:16:54Wasn't it difficult for him to take 30 runs on 30 balls?
00:16:58No, and he had a lot of wickets left.
00:17:00He was also playing as a set batsman.
00:17:02We all had a little tension on our faces.
00:17:08We were also scared, but...
00:17:09But at that time,
00:17:11you have to show a strong face to the captain first.
00:17:15Right.
00:17:16To the entire team.
00:17:17That there is nothing to panic about.
00:17:19Because the way the wicket was going,
00:17:21anything could have happened in that wicket.
00:17:23Because when we were batting,
00:17:25our wickets fell, then the partnership was formed,
00:17:27then the wickets fell in the end.
00:17:29So we also expected that this could happen to them too.
00:17:32And South Africa's batting was ending at number 7.
00:17:35So we had only one wicket left.
00:17:37We were playing Klassen and Miller.
00:17:39We had to out one of them somehow.
00:17:41But no one knows this thing.
00:17:43Actually, when he needed 30 runs on 30 balls,
00:17:47there was a small break before that.
00:17:49Okay.
00:17:50Our Rishabh Pant used his brain and stopped the game.
00:17:53Okay.
00:17:54That there is something wrong with the knee.
00:17:56So he started taping and waping.
00:17:58He slowed down the game.
00:17:59Because the game was going fast.
00:18:01And at that time, a batsman thinks that
00:18:03he has to hit the ball fast.
00:18:05He has to break the rhythm.
00:18:07So I was setting the field and talking to the bowler.
00:18:09At that time, I saw that Rishabh Pant had fallen down.
00:18:11Physio had come.
00:18:13Physio was taping him.
00:18:15He slowed down.
00:18:17Klassen was waiting there.
00:18:19He was waiting for the match to start.
00:18:21I don't think that could have happened.
00:18:23But there could be a reason that
00:18:25our Pant sir used his brain
00:18:27and our work got done.
00:18:29So that's how it happened.
00:18:31Hardik took the wicket in the over of Klassen.
00:18:33From there, pressure started building on him.
00:18:35And then all the boys came together.
00:18:37We said a few things to their batsmen.
00:18:41I can't share that here now.
00:18:43But it was necessary.
00:18:45Because we had to win that match somehow.
00:18:49So to win that,
00:18:51if one or two finals were needed,
00:18:53we had to win that match.
00:18:55We had to win that match.
00:18:57So to win that,
00:18:59if one or two finals were needed,
00:19:01we had to win that match.
00:19:03So I told the boys that
00:19:05we will handle the umpires and the referees later.
00:19:13When you were playing the World Cup,
00:19:15you were such old friends.
00:19:17After winning the World Cup,
00:19:19who partied the most?
00:19:21It must have spread.
00:19:28Take whatever name you feel is right.
00:19:31Rohit bhai.
00:19:32Rohit bhai, Kuldeep.
00:19:38Didn't you hear the question?
00:19:39No, he's asking about the spread.
00:19:43First of all, Chahal must have spread.
00:19:47How much would Chahal have spread?
00:19:49Chahal is so small.
00:19:51How much would it have spread?
00:19:52No, it spread all over the restaurant.
00:19:58Who slept the most that night?
00:20:00I don't think anyone slept that night.
00:20:02The one who slept,
00:20:03I woke him up and called him.
00:20:05The one who was sleeping?
00:20:06Yes.
00:20:08People are tired of saying this.
00:20:10You won't get a chance like this again and again.
00:20:12So whenever you get a chance,
00:20:13use it well.
00:20:14I didn't say it so lovingly on the phone.
00:20:22There are a lot of cricket lovers here.
00:20:24All of them actually.
00:20:25We have a very special guest here.
00:20:27A big round of applause for Sudheer.
00:20:33Let me tell you one thing about him.
00:20:35Sudheer is the first and the most genuine fan of Team India.
00:20:39Whenever our bus comes to the stadium,
00:20:42the crowd goes wild.
00:20:44Whenever there's a boundary,
00:20:46or a sixer,
00:20:47or the opposition wickets go in,
00:20:49the crowd goes wild.
00:20:53Thank you, thank you so much.
00:20:56This is not a crowd,
00:20:57this is a declaration of war.
00:20:58Team India is the best.
00:21:12Hail India!
00:21:16Hail India!
00:21:22Are you married?
00:21:23No sir, I'm a bachelor.
00:21:24That's why you roam around so much.
00:21:26Yes, your wife lets you go.
00:21:30But this is a matter of courage.
00:21:32God forbid, if you ever get upset,
00:21:34don't take a conch with you that day.
00:21:39Sudheer, tell me one thing.
00:21:40Like sometimes you find out that
00:21:42you lost the match.
00:21:44So do you go home and remove the paint
00:21:46or do you start scratching there?
00:21:49But I saw that you paint your entire body there.
00:21:52Yes sir.
00:21:53Do you leave space for underwear?
00:21:56Why do you want to know this?
00:22:00What will you do with this information?
00:22:02It's a question of people, mom.
00:22:08You're also very interested in cricket.
00:22:09Do you want to ask something?
00:22:10I want to ask something,
00:22:11but we're from the film industry.
00:22:13So I'll give you a title or a name for a film.
00:22:16And you have to tell me
00:22:18which player this title suits.
00:22:20Which cricketer.
00:22:21Okay?
00:22:22So, there's a film called Dabangg.
00:22:37Tell me, what was Dubey saying?
00:22:39He keeps looking at me.
00:22:41Then why are you looking at me?
00:22:43I'm not looking at you, I'm not looking at anything.
00:22:47Brother, why are you looking here?
00:22:49We have a lot of Dabanggs.
00:22:51Because there are people of that style in our team.
00:22:54But the main captain is Dabangg.
00:23:00Who is Gajini, who forgets a lot?
00:23:09This is my real title.
00:23:10At the time of the toss, he forgets the name.
00:23:14No, no, he doesn't forget the name, he forgets the coin.
00:23:16He forgets the toss.
00:23:20This has happened many times.
00:23:21When you exchange team sheets,
00:23:24you are given the coin.
00:23:25Then later, suddenly,
00:23:27the announcers, like Ravi bhai,
00:23:29who is there many times,
00:23:31they announced that,
00:23:32okay, now captain is here.
00:23:34Captain A, Captain B is here.
00:23:36Match referee is here.
00:23:37Let's have a coin toss.
00:23:38Toss.
00:23:39So I was thinking, where is the coin?
00:23:41Take it from me.
00:23:43So this has happened many times.
00:23:45This has never happened before.
00:23:46This has been a habit since childhood.
00:23:50He is focused on his work.
00:23:51Yes.
00:23:52It's fun, ask more.
00:23:55Who is Bluff Master?
00:24:01Say it.
00:24:02Whoever it is, say it.
00:24:03Dubey is sitting on the hotspot.
00:24:05He is taking everyone's name.
00:24:07Actually, Dubey knows everyone inside and outside.
00:24:09That's why.
00:24:10No, I know some players.
00:24:11But that name...
00:24:12Say it.
00:24:13He is Surya.
00:24:14He is Surya.
00:24:15Bluff Master is Surya.
00:24:16What are you saying?
00:24:17Where did he come from?
00:24:18He is saying anything.
00:24:19Say more.
00:24:20Say his name is Surya.
00:24:23But why?
00:24:24Tell me.
00:24:25I mean,
00:24:26like he does batting,
00:24:27bowlers don't expect
00:24:29that he does different things.
00:24:31He is a 360 degree player.
00:24:32Let's call him that.
00:24:33So I feel that
00:24:34a bowler is one step ahead
00:24:35of what he is not thinking.
00:24:37And he will do different things all the time.
00:24:39That you are thinking,
00:24:40he will not play like this.
00:24:41He will hit like this.
00:24:42That's a fabulous thing, Surya.
00:24:44He is complimenting you.
00:24:49Thank you, Dubey.
00:24:52There is another film
00:24:53called Nautanki Sala.
00:24:59Kuldeep is the most dramatic.
00:25:00Kuldeep.
00:25:01It's too sunny, brother.
00:25:03Tomatoes have turned red.
00:25:06Rohit, it's sunny.
00:25:07Take batting.
00:25:08Take batting.
00:25:11Kuldeep Yadav.
00:25:12Kuldeep Yadav is the most dramatic.
00:25:14After this episode,
00:25:15make the whole team fight.
00:25:18Right?
00:25:21These days,
00:25:22there is so much technology.
00:25:23A girl has been created
00:25:24with artificial intelligence.
00:25:26You must have heard of Siri.
00:25:27Her name is Miss Siri.
00:25:28Miss Siri.
00:25:38Sir!
00:25:54Hello, Caps.
00:25:55Hello.
00:25:56Hello, Sky.
00:25:57Hello.
00:25:58Hello, Shivam.
00:25:59Hello, Akshar.
00:26:00Hello, Ash.
00:26:01Come on.
00:26:02The King of Mumbai has come.
00:26:03This is the mystery. This is my personal artificial intelligence.
00:26:10Wait a minute, Kapil.
00:26:11This artificial intelligence is fine.
00:26:14But I don't believe that it is yours and intelligent.
00:26:18Don't make fun of my boss.
00:26:20No.
00:26:21Otherwise I will tell everyone that you have taken 2,000 rupees from your relatives to show Rohit Sharma.
00:26:29You have put your own brain in this.
00:26:31No one else got it, so I thought of putting my own.
00:26:36Okay, I will ask a question.
00:26:38So, Ms. Siri, you tell me, weather forecast.
00:26:41What is the weather like today?
00:26:45The weather is 30 degrees Celsius.
00:26:48And for you, 2 pegs.
00:26:56She is giving the wrong answer.
00:26:57She is absolutely right.
00:26:58Yes, she is right.
00:26:59I am not giving the wrong answer. You are asking the wrong question.
00:27:02Yesterday, Dinesh was asking me, find a theka near me.
00:27:08I said, the way you smell, I think you are the theka.
00:27:15Then he asks me, will you marry him?
00:27:18I said, hey drunkard, listen.
00:27:22I am AI, not a fool.
00:27:29See, Ms. Siri knows everything.
00:27:31After the World Cup, everyone's messages have come.
00:27:33Ms. Siri knows that too.
00:27:34Isn't it Ms. Siri?
00:27:35Yes.
00:27:36Read it and tell everyone.
00:27:37First message for Rohit Sharma.
00:27:42Oh God, Rohit, this is Farah Khan.
00:27:46Rohit, you are too good.
00:27:48Your math was so intense.
00:27:50Oh my God.
00:27:51My picture doesn't have as much suspense as the math.
00:28:00Next message from Rakhi Sawant for Arshdeep.
00:28:08Arshdeep, I am Rakhi Sawant.
00:28:13I am single and I am ready to be mingle.
00:28:17Arshdeep, I think I will be looking for true love till I die.
00:28:23You know.
00:28:26Arshdeep, if you bowl, think that I am a wicket.
00:28:29Make me a clean bolt.
00:28:33Oh my God.
00:28:40I just got a call from my family.
00:28:41My marriage has been fixed.
00:28:47Last message from Arjunaji.
00:28:49Enough.
00:28:50AI is already eating people's jobs.
00:28:52Leave my job.
00:28:54You please leave us.
00:28:56Oh no, insecurity detected.
00:29:00Exit mode on.
00:29:01Bye-bye.
00:29:03Bye-bye.
00:29:11In life, Rohit, like in our industry,
00:29:14if an actor's film does well,
00:29:16he gives advice to others.
00:29:18You should do this film.
00:29:20It's not just in our industry.
00:29:21It must be the same in your industry too.
00:29:23In fact, our public, Janardhan,
00:29:25they also have a habit of commenting.
00:29:26They give their opinion in that.
00:29:27So we have some pictures of yours.
00:29:29There are some opinions and questions of the public.
00:29:32I want to show you.
00:29:33It will be fun.
00:29:34See.
00:29:41It's a habit of people to comment.
00:29:43The first photo is of Captain sir.
00:29:45Rohit Bhai has posted this photo
00:29:47on the beach.
00:29:48The caption is,
00:29:49Anarkali had called.
00:29:50It's important to eat ice cream.
00:29:53What is this, Rohit Bhai?
00:29:54When we were out of cricket,
00:29:56we used to do this and have fun.
00:29:59So this is the most famous dialogue
00:30:01of our Bhajigarh movie.
00:30:03Yes, it's a very famous dialogue.
00:30:05And one of my favorite movies also.
00:30:08Let's see the comments below.
00:30:11Oh.
00:30:13I just want to know
00:30:15who Anarkali is
00:30:16and what ice cream is.
00:30:17Because married people
00:30:19often talk in code words.
00:30:24Rohit Bhai,
00:30:25no matter how sweet the girl's voice is,
00:30:27don't tell OTP.
00:30:2826 people have left my account yesterday.
00:30:34Show me more.
00:30:36I think the food delivery guy has called.
00:30:38He is standing on the other side of the river
00:30:40on the location.
00:30:44Sir, if you have ordered fish for dinner,
00:30:46tell him to put it in water.
00:30:47It will come to you while floating.
00:30:51Someone replied to him.
00:30:52Ha ha ha.
00:30:53It was fun.
00:30:54You talk so bad.
00:30:55Don't you feel bad?
00:30:59Show me more.
00:31:02Oh, man.
00:31:05The photo is of Surya.
00:31:06Summer ready.
00:31:07Where were you going
00:31:08wearing these clothes, Surya?
00:31:09I was not going anywhere.
00:31:10The shoot was going on.
00:31:11You have worn
00:31:12fifth standard socks.
00:31:13Don't kids wear them?
00:31:15But it's a very nice photo.
00:31:17Yes.
00:31:18Show me the comments.
00:31:19When your Goa trip
00:31:20with your friends
00:31:21gets cancelled
00:31:22but you have already
00:31:23done shopping.
00:31:27Sitting like this,
00:31:28you look like
00:31:29you have swallowed
00:31:30a whole pineapple.
00:31:33Show me more.
00:31:35I am also sitting
00:31:36in an Indian style
00:31:37on an Indian seat.
00:31:44Show me more.
00:31:46Mr. Patel,
00:31:47life is a balance
00:31:48of holding on
00:31:49and letting go.
00:31:50If you could
00:31:51tell me the meaning
00:31:52of this,
00:31:53I would be very grateful.
00:31:55Mr. Patel,
00:31:56what does this mean?
00:31:59You should keep
00:32:00a balance in life.
00:32:01Sometimes you have to
00:32:02leave it
00:32:03and sometimes you have to
00:32:04keep it.
00:32:06I will send this line
00:32:07to Mr. Siddhu.
00:32:09Sometimes you have to
00:32:10leave the things
00:32:11that are going on.
00:32:13Everyone has their own.
00:32:14Come, let's read the
00:32:15comments below.
00:32:16It seems that
00:32:17he doesn't know
00:32:18how to swim.
00:32:19That's why
00:32:20he needs such a photo.
00:32:21Brother,
00:32:22it is also possible
00:32:23that he has
00:32:24only one neck.
00:32:28Show me more.
00:32:31Neck may be
00:32:32stiff,
00:32:33but the photo
00:32:34should be good.
00:32:39This guy is definitely
00:32:40from Gujarat.
00:32:41He is having a dry day
00:32:42even in the pool.
00:32:47Brother,
00:32:48these two were
00:32:49the best comments.
00:32:50Show me more.
00:32:52Arshdeep Singh has
00:32:53written,
00:32:54live life king size.
00:32:55Nice.
00:32:56Let's see
00:32:57the comments below.
00:32:58Son,
00:32:59Chris Gayle's
00:33:00career is done.
00:33:01You focus
00:33:02only on cricket.
00:33:04Looking at Chris Gayle,
00:33:05it seems that
00:33:06he will catch
00:33:07a live fish and eat it.
00:33:10Show me more.
00:33:13In the fast waves of the sea,
00:33:14elastic underwears
00:33:15can deceive.
00:33:18He should wear
00:33:19the underwears
00:33:20with straps.
00:33:25Gayle is so tall
00:33:26that his underwear
00:33:27starts from
00:33:28where the white one
00:33:29ends.
00:33:31Naughty people.
00:33:33Show me more.
00:33:34Dubey has put
00:33:35a photo.
00:33:36Sunset breeze,
00:33:37always colourful.
00:33:38Where is this
00:33:39photo from, Dubey?
00:33:40We went to Ireland
00:33:41last year.
00:33:42In 2023.
00:33:43We were eating
00:33:44there,
00:33:45so I clicked a photo.
00:33:46There is no food
00:33:47on the table.
00:33:49Before eating.
00:33:50Okay.
00:33:51It's a very good photo.
00:33:52Let's see the
00:33:53comments below.
00:33:55Sunset is an excuse
00:33:56or have you come
00:33:57to set yourself?
00:34:01These are the
00:34:02same four people
00:34:03that society
00:34:04says what
00:34:05these four people
00:34:06will say.
00:34:08Show me more.
00:34:11Which place is this?
00:34:12I have also been there.
00:34:13It's in front of
00:34:14Meera Road.
00:34:23Shivam, whatever
00:34:24questions I am asking
00:34:25today,
00:34:26some are mine,
00:34:27but many are
00:34:28from your fans.
00:34:29You are so handsome.
00:34:30If you weren't a cricketer,
00:34:31what would you do?
00:34:32What do you think?
00:34:33I used to go
00:34:34into acting.
00:34:35I thought about it,
00:34:36but I always wanted
00:34:37to play cricket.
00:34:38So, I never
00:34:39thought about it again.
00:34:40Because two things
00:34:41at the same time,
00:34:42that too...
00:34:43But he is asking
00:34:44if he wasn't there,
00:34:45what would he do?
00:34:47Then I would definitely
00:34:48do it.
00:34:59I would definitely
00:35:00do it.
00:35:30This could not
00:35:31be in my power.
00:35:36Sat Sri Akal,
00:35:37Ji.
00:35:40From the Khaali team
00:35:41I would like to
00:35:42convey my
00:35:43best wishes to
00:35:44everyone.
00:35:45And from me
00:35:46I would like to
00:35:47wish everyone
00:35:48good luck
00:35:49to the Olympic
00:35:50gold medal
00:35:51and also
00:35:52good health.
00:35:54Bye-bye.
00:35:59Congratulations.
00:36:02Sir, sir, sir.
00:36:03I didn't bring gold in the Olympics.
00:36:05I brought the World Cup.
00:36:06Is it?
00:36:07Yes.
00:36:08Congratulations on the World Cup in the Olympics.
00:36:13There is no World Cup in the Olympics.
00:36:15There is gold in the Olympics.
00:36:19You confused me.
00:36:21I was fine.
00:36:21Yes.
00:36:22There is gold in the Olympics.
00:36:24Yes.
00:36:25And there is no gold in the World Cup.
00:36:28There is no gold in the World Cup.
00:36:29There is a cup.
00:36:30Yes.
00:36:30There is a cup.
00:36:31Okay. I am a little confused now.
00:36:36Congratulations on the World Cup.
00:36:40Wait a minute.
00:36:42Sir, what is gold and congratulations?
00:36:44You can say lakhs of congratulations.
00:36:46You say everything.
00:36:51I just came here.
00:36:53You got angry. I was clearing the confusion.
00:36:55Get a chair.
00:36:56Get a chair.
00:36:57Get a chair.
00:36:58Get a chair, sir.
00:36:59Get a chair.
00:36:59Keep it. Keep the chair.
00:37:03Sir, where did you get this nightie from?
00:37:07I feel very good to see you.
00:37:10I salute you.
00:37:12You have such a low income.
00:37:14Still you are playing so well.
00:37:18Who said that he has a low income?
00:37:21I saw in the match.
00:37:22He scored 160 runs.
00:37:24His run rate is 8.
00:37:26If his run rate is 8, he should get 12-13 rupees.
00:37:29He should not get more than that.
00:37:31He should earn more than the masks that are sold outside.
00:37:38You have misunderstood.
00:37:41He earns a lot of money. It's not like that.
00:37:43Really?
00:37:44I also played a lot of matches in my childhood.
00:37:46Okay.
00:37:47But then I left it.
00:37:48One day I hit the ball on the cashew nut while playing.
00:37:52It was not on the cashew nut. It must have been on the side.
00:37:54There was a cashew nut beside the cashew nut.
00:37:56One cashew nut was in this pocket and the other one was in this pocket.
00:38:04Thank God it was on the cashew nut.
00:38:05If it was on the side of the cashew nut, what would have happened?
00:38:12After that I stopped playing cricket.
00:38:15But when I came here today, I felt very happy.
00:38:19I feel that this is a comedy program.
00:38:23So, it shouldn't be like this.
00:38:24I have come to a comedy program and Mr. Archana has also done a comedy.
00:38:27I will tell you a joke.
00:38:29Okay.
00:38:30For that, close your eyes once.
00:38:32Really?
00:38:34Close your eyes because this joke goes that way as well.
00:38:40Go ahead.
00:38:41Go ahead and tell.
00:38:42There is a jungle. Can you see the jungle?
00:38:46Yes.
00:38:47Yes.
00:38:49Can you see it?
00:38:50Pakal Sharma, you are opening your eyes. Close your eyes.
00:38:54You are going to the jungle.
00:38:56And you see that you have a friend.
00:38:59One of these five people.
00:39:01Mr. Surya, whom did you see?
00:39:03Mr. Dubey.
00:39:06Mr. Dubey, whom did you see?
00:39:08Mr. Rohit.
00:39:12Mr. Patel, whom did you see?
00:39:14Surya.
00:39:16Mr. Dubey, whom did you see?
00:39:17Mr. Akshar.
00:39:20Mr. Rohit, whom did you see?
00:39:21I saw all four of them.
00:39:25The thing that he imagined, he is going to the jungle.
00:39:28There is a small river.
00:39:30There is cold water.
00:39:31Yes.
00:39:32He took off the clothes that he imagined.
00:39:41And he went to take a bath in the river.
00:39:43Is that so?
00:39:44Hey, Dubey.
00:39:48You can't even speak, Dubey.
00:39:50What should I say?
00:39:54Did you laugh?
00:39:55No.
00:39:56Then you sent him with his underwear in the river, right?
00:40:03Rohit imagined all four of them.
00:40:09It's okay. Open your eyes now.
00:40:12By the way, I want to tell you something.
00:40:15What?
00:40:17I saw a jeep moving on your face the other day.
00:40:22Then you will say that the jeep fell into a pit and hit your ear.
00:40:25It fell into my ear and turned around.
00:40:27Okay, you can do it.
00:40:28It's your comedy program.
00:40:29You have to pay the school fees for the kids.
00:40:33You have to take out madam's expenses too.
00:40:35You have to do all the work.
00:40:41Let's come to the main topic.
00:40:42Do you know that I can guess any number between 1 and 20?
00:40:48Have you thought about it?
00:40:5012.
00:40:51No, 18.
00:40:53Then I don't know what it is.
00:40:57Rohit, think of a number between 1 and 20.
00:41:00I have thought of it.
00:41:0113.
00:41:025.
00:41:07Harshdeep, think of a number between 1 and 20.
00:41:10I have thought of it.
00:41:129.
00:41:132.
00:41:20You will get it this time.
00:41:23I have thought of it.
00:41:257.
00:41:2620.
00:41:3020 is not the middle number, right?
00:41:35You are not reading the first number.
00:41:39Think of a number between 1 and 3.
00:41:48I have thought of it.
00:41:492.
00:41:502 is the middle number.
00:41:51You will say that there is only one left.
00:41:52Now, 1 to 3.
00:41:53Let me get it right at least once.
00:41:54I have made a mistake five times.
00:42:01You are talking weird.
00:42:02It seems that you have a brain in your knees.
00:42:04Okay, I have a brain in my knees.
00:42:06I have a brain in my knees but my knees are above your head.
00:42:14If you allow me, I can sing a song on the occasion of India's victory.
00:42:20I can celebrate it.
00:42:21Yes.
00:42:22Please get a mic.
00:42:36Can I sing about India?
00:42:38Yes.
00:42:42I want to say thank you.
00:42:43I want to say thank you.
00:42:45You have fulfilled all our dreams.
00:42:48Hip hip hooray.
00:42:49Hip hip hooray.
00:42:56You have made our dreams come true.
00:42:59Hip hip hooray.
00:43:01Hip hip hooray.
00:43:02Hip hip hooray.
00:43:04Hip hip hooray.
00:43:05Hip hip hooray.
00:43:07Hip hip hooray.
00:43:08Hip hip hooray.
00:43:10Hip hip hooray.
00:43:11Hip hip hooray.
00:43:13Hip hip hooray.
00:43:15Hip hip hooray.
00:43:16Hip hip hooray.
00:43:18Hip hip hooray.
00:43:19Hip hip hooray.
00:43:21Hip hip hooray.
00:43:22Hip hip hooray.
00:43:24Hip hip hooray.
00:43:25Hip hip hooray.
00:43:27Hip hip hooray.
00:43:28Hip hip hooray.
00:43:30Hip hip hooray.
00:43:31Hip hip hooray.
00:43:33Hip hip hooray.
00:43:35I am not in a garden in front of Rohit.
00:43:39Hip hip hooray.
00:43:40Hip hip hooray.
00:43:44Okay.
00:43:45I will leave now.
00:43:46Congratulations to all of you.
00:43:48Keep watching The Great Indian Couple Show.
00:43:51Tudum.
00:44:03You all think that the team understands the captain's gestures very quickly.
00:44:08Because you can't talk in the match.
00:44:10You understand the gestures.
00:44:11Today we have to see how well the captain understands the gestures of his players.
00:44:16I will give you a few cue cards.
00:44:18You have to hold it like this.
00:44:19You don't know what is written on it.
00:44:21These four will tell you what is written on it.
00:44:25And you have to guess.
00:44:26Ready, Rohit?
00:44:27Yes.
00:44:27Give it to me.
00:44:33Rohit, come here.
00:44:36Rohit, you have to hold this card like this.
00:44:38And you have to...
00:44:39Keep it on your head.
00:44:40Yes.
00:44:42Like this.
00:44:43Who will tell us what is written on it?
00:44:46Sky will tell us.
00:44:47Cricketer.
00:44:49From our team.
00:44:50Harbhajan Singh.
00:44:53Oh my God!
00:44:57What was that, Surya?
00:44:58Ask him.
00:45:00This is Bajju's action.
00:45:02Okay.
00:45:03If you see it in the video, he jumps like this.
00:45:07And then he throws the ball.
00:45:09Wow!
00:45:09That's amazing, captain.
00:45:14Here you go, Rohit.
00:45:15Okay.
00:45:16Come here, Dubey.
00:45:18Show us your celebration.
00:45:21Show us your celebration.
00:45:31At least show us the main act.
00:45:35Okay, Virat.
00:45:38Dubey, call back.
00:45:39Sorry. That was very bad acting.
00:45:40No, no.
00:45:41That's not bad.
00:45:42Very bad acting.
00:45:43Yes.
00:45:43He can be in a backup career.
00:45:44No, call back Dubey.
00:45:47Here you go, Rohit.
00:45:48We have a lot of material.
00:45:50Come on, Dubey. Come on, man.
00:45:54We have to do one thing.
00:46:03Sachin.
00:46:05That's amazing.
00:46:06He is understanding everything.
00:46:07Wow.
00:46:08People have seen him.
00:46:09He has followed you.
00:46:10Often.
00:46:11Let's go.
00:46:17I have to write.
00:46:19I have to write.
00:46:20Okay, show it on the left too.
00:46:21He will understand.
00:46:29Everyone hits sixes like this.
00:46:31Do it a little differently.
00:46:32A little better.
00:46:34Should I show?
00:46:36He will catch it immediately.
00:46:42A little to the right.
00:46:45MSD.
00:46:49I have hit the final six in writing.
00:46:52Turn the helicopter.
00:46:57Okay.
00:46:59This was easy for me.
00:47:02It's easy for me.
00:47:04Brother, you have to...
00:47:05No, no, from the back.
00:47:06Celebration.
00:47:07From the back.
00:47:08No, no, do the celebration.
00:47:09Do the celebration.
00:47:18I can't do it.
00:47:25I can't do it.
00:47:49I can't do it.
00:47:50♪
00:47:57Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah!
00:48:00♪
00:48:09Wow.
00:48:10Wow, wow, wow!
00:48:13What's going on, what's going on?
00:48:16Have a seat, have a seat.
00:48:18Welcome to the world cup, sir.
00:48:25Baba, look who all are here.
00:48:29Congratulations to all of you on winning the world cup.
00:48:35Wait a minute, son.
00:48:37Why only congratulations?
00:48:40All of them have won the world cup.
00:48:42Congratulations to Rohit.
00:48:45Congratulations to Arjit.
00:48:48Congratulations to Suryakumar.
00:48:52All of them are our guests, son.
00:48:55He is not a guest.
00:49:01He is not a guest, Baba.
00:49:04He is the pride of our country.
00:49:07He is the pride of our country.
00:49:09He is the pride of our country.
00:49:11He is the pride of our country.
00:49:13He is the pride of our country.
00:49:15He is the pride of our country.
00:49:18Wait a minute.
00:49:20What should I tell the other two?
00:49:23It's very simple, son.
00:49:26He is the pride of our country.
00:49:28He is the pride of our country.
00:49:30He is Rohit.
00:49:32He is Suryakumar.
00:49:34That's how it is.
00:49:36And he is my father.
00:49:39Love you, Papa.
00:49:41Love you, Bhutan.
00:49:48Baba.
00:49:50Have you seen Surya's hand?
00:49:52Yes, show me.
00:49:54This is Surya's hand.
00:49:59This is Surya's hand.
00:50:01He goes out of the boundary, comes in, catches the ball and changes the shape of the match.
00:50:10Come here.
00:50:13I couldn't say this normally.
00:50:16Why do you have to do this drama all the time?
00:50:20You say your dialogues normally.
00:50:22You scare me all the time.
00:50:25Baba.
00:50:27Don't underestimate me.
00:50:29Maybe you don't know this Arshdeep.
00:50:31He follows me.
00:50:33Is it?
00:50:34Just like I go to another country, lift a hand pump and come back.
00:50:38He goes to other countries, lifts a wicket and comes back.
00:50:45Son, there is a big difference in this.
00:50:48He lifts a wicket for the country.
00:50:51And you go and lift a hand pump and come back for the girls.
00:50:58This is a big problem in the case of girls.
00:51:02And yes.
00:51:04Day before yesterday a girl came home.
00:51:06She asked, is there anyone at home?
00:51:08He said, yes, papa is inside.
00:51:10What's wrong in this?
00:51:12I told him that I am your younger brother.
00:51:15He is talking.
00:51:18Baba, from which angle do you look younger?
00:51:21Don't you feel ashamed?
00:51:23You look at your father's angle.
00:51:29You are talking nonsense.
00:51:31Has he come here to listen to our nonsense after winning the world cup?
00:51:35Talk to him nicely.
00:51:37I am talking, papa.
00:51:39You won the world cup.
00:51:41I am telling the truth.
00:51:43That day I became a donkey out of happiness.
00:51:45Son, you were already a donkey.
00:51:52Say, that day I became a donkey out of happiness.
00:51:56What are you saying in front of everyone?
00:52:01Baba, I want to know something about the world cup final.
00:52:05What was the need to take the match to the end?
00:52:08When the tension was increasing in the end,
00:52:10you were 11 and he was 2 in the field.
00:52:12You could have taken the cup with the beat.
00:52:17Easy.
00:52:19I think she hasn't come yet.
00:52:21Who hasn't come yet, papa?
00:52:23Your brain.
00:52:28What nonsense are you talking?
00:52:29Talk to him nicely.
00:52:31What is the matter, Mr. Akshar?
00:52:34How are you?
00:52:37Are you from Gujarat?
00:52:39I know a lot of Gujarati people.
00:52:42But I don't know one thing.
00:52:46What is it, papa?
00:52:47Yes, go and do it.
00:52:54Papa.
00:52:56What happened?
00:52:58I am saying, what is the matter?
00:53:00Okay, okay.
00:53:02What is the matter?
00:53:04I don't like one thing.
00:53:06In Gujarat, snacking is banned.
00:53:08No, no, papa.
00:53:10Not snacking, but liquor is banned in Gujarat.
00:53:12If liquor is banned,
00:53:14then will you add pickle to the snack?
00:53:15What are you saying?
00:53:17Tell me one thing, sir.
00:53:19Why are you wearing these white clothes?
00:53:22Tell him, papa.
00:53:24Should I tell him?
00:53:26Yes, tell him.
00:53:28I will tell you all.
00:53:31We have got a job in cricket.
00:53:34Is it?
00:53:36Yes.
00:53:38We are working there as Duckworth Lewis.
00:53:41What?
00:53:43It will be so much fun.
00:53:45When it will rain in foreign countries,
00:53:48then we will be called as Duckworth Lewis there.
00:53:52Wow, wow, wow.
00:53:54We will raise our hands and tell who is the winner.
00:53:57Yes, papa. It will be so much fun.
00:53:59Uncle, this Duckworth Lewis,
00:54:01he is not a man, he is a rule.
00:54:03Which is applied in rain.
00:54:05He is not a man, he is not visible.
00:54:07Kapil is absolutely right.
00:54:09I am getting tensed.
00:54:11I feel that we are not Duckworth Lewis,
00:54:12we are fool Lewis.
00:54:16Fool Lewis.
00:54:18Oh, thank God, papa.
00:54:20You have become fool,
00:54:22I am Lewis's Lewis.
00:54:24I think you have not understood yet.
00:54:27Is it wisdom, papa?
00:54:29No, you have shame along with wisdom.
00:54:31You call your father fool in front of such big people.
00:54:35Don't you feel ashamed?
00:54:39Don't cry, my son.
00:54:40Don't cry, my son.
00:54:42Don't cry.
00:54:46Why are you crying?
00:54:48You are doing this to me, papa.
00:54:50Don't cry, don't cry.
00:54:52Look there, Rohit.
00:54:56Look there, Harish Ji.
00:55:00Look there, Suri Kumar Yadav.
00:55:02Look, don't cry.
00:55:05Son, look there, Tripti Dimri.
00:55:07Papa, where is Tripti?
00:55:11Where is she, papa?
00:55:13I see.
00:55:15When I showed her to the heroes of the country,
00:55:17he was crying.
00:55:19He is asking, where is Tripti Dimri?
00:55:21Fool.
00:55:23Papa, I was just looking at Tripti
00:55:25because she has come with Shabana Azmi.
00:55:27Where is Shabana?
00:55:30What?
00:55:32Did you see?
00:55:34Did you see, papa?
00:55:36How did you like my Gugli?
00:55:38Don't you feel ashamed?
00:55:40How dare you show me your Gugli?
00:55:42Come on, the guests have come.
00:55:44Listen, son.
00:55:46Yes, papa.
00:55:48Come on, dress up as the guests.
00:55:50Do one thing.
00:55:52Dress up as Shudur Murg.
00:55:54Shudur Murg?
00:55:56Yes.
00:55:58I will dress up, but I need your help.
00:56:00My help?
00:56:02Why not? Come on.
00:56:04Come, papa.
00:56:06I will dress up as Shudur Murg.
00:56:08Come on.
00:56:10Come on.
00:56:19Did you like it?
00:56:21Amazing.
00:56:27Let's give a big round of applause
00:56:29for our Indian cricket team.
00:56:35Rohit bhai, Arsh, Akshar bhai,
00:56:38Dubey ji and Surya, thank you so much
00:56:40for coming on the show.
00:56:42It was fun talking to you all
00:56:44and learning about the field.
00:56:46We wish you all the best
00:56:48for the upcoming matches.
00:56:50You are under a lot of pressure.
00:56:52I hope you all enjoyed today.
00:56:54It feels good when we get a chance
00:56:56to come and see what happens
00:56:58in our cricket field,
00:57:00how we play.
00:57:02Although we can't share much,
00:57:04but we did what we could.
00:57:06And it's a stress buster
00:57:08because the whole nation
00:57:10is watching us play.
00:57:12You can sit with your family
00:57:14and have fun.
00:57:16What could be better than this?
00:57:18Keep giving love to Team India
00:57:20and we will keep trying
00:57:22to bring smiles to people's faces.
00:57:29Keep coming, Rohit bhai.
00:57:31We need a season 3.
00:57:32We need a season 3.
00:57:39Friends, just like we celebrated
00:57:41the victory with the winners,
00:57:43enjoy all the small and big
00:57:45joys of life.
00:57:47Keep smiling, keep laughing
00:57:49and keep watching The Great Indian Cup.
00:57:51Every Funny Baat, only on Netflix.
00:57:53A big round of applause for Kareena
00:57:55and Karishma.
00:57:58There must be a lot of jealousy,
00:58:00Archana Puran Singh.
00:58:02I have Kareena on one side
00:58:04and Karishma on the other.
00:58:06Is there a habit of theirs
00:58:08that irritates you the most?
00:58:10She takes a lot of time
00:58:12to get ready.
00:58:15By the way, Kareena,
00:58:17are your kids more mischievous
00:58:19or are their dads more mischievous?
00:58:20You must know
00:58:22how many times they have come on the show.
00:58:25Mr. Girdharilal, this is amazing.
00:58:27Be careful.
00:58:29Don't look at the original ones.
00:58:31I will get abused at home.
00:58:33We got to know about your
00:58:35and Saif sir's relationship
00:58:37when he got you tattooed.
00:58:39No, no, but I told him to get a tattoo.
00:58:41That if you love me,
00:58:43you will write my name.
00:58:50Move, move.
00:58:54What are you doing there?
00:58:57If you two sisters come in the same car today,
00:58:59you will go in different cars after this round.
00:59:20Move, move.
00:59:50Move, move.