The great Indian Kapil Sharma show 2024 full episode | Kapil Sharma show
Get ready to laugh out loud with Kapil Sharma in this hilarious episode of Comedy Nights! In this video, Kapil can't stop cracking jokes about a well-known actor, leaving the audience in splits. Join us for some of the funniest moments from the show, where wit and humor take center stage. From witty one-liners to uproarious skits, this compilation showcases the best of Kapil's comedic genius. Don’t miss out on the fun—hit that play button and enjoy the laughter with friends and family! Remember to like, share, and subscribe for more funny moments from Comedy Nights with Kapil!
Hook • 15s
Start with a hilarious clip of Kapil making a joke about the actor that will instantly grab viewers' attention.
Introduction • 15s
Introduce the premise of the video, highlighting Kapil's unique comedic style and how he often targets this particular actor with jokes.
Presentation of Problem/Challenge • 1m
Discuss the challenge of Kapil's relentless humor and how it affects the actor, setting the stage for the comedic exploration.
Exploration/Development • 1m
Share several funny moments from the show where Kapil jokes about the actor, including audience reactions and interactions.
Climax/Key Moment • 1m
Highlight the most memorable joke or moment that showcases Kapil's wit and the actor's amusing responses.
Conclusion/Summary • 15s
Recap the funniest moments and the dynamic between Kapil and the actor, emphasizing the joy they bring to the audience.
Call to Action (CTA) • 15s
Encourage viewers to comment on their favorite joke from the video and to check out more of your comedy content.
Hook • 15s
Start with a hilarious clip of Kapil making a joke about the actor that will instantly grab viewers' attention.
Introduction • 15s
Introduce the premise of the video, highlighting Kapil's unique comedic style and how he often targets this particular actor with jokes.
Presentation of Problem/Challenge • 1m
Discuss the challenge of Kapil's relentless humor and how it affects the actor, setting the stage for the comedic exploration.
Exploration/Development • 1m
Share several funny moments from the show where Kapil jokes about the actor, including audience reactions and interactions.
Climax/Key Moment • 1m
Highlight the most memorable joke or moment that showcases Kapil's wit and the actor's amusing responses.
Conclusion/Summary • 15s
Recap the funniest moments and the dynamic between Kapil and the actor, emphasizing the joy they bring to the audience.
Call to Action (CTA) • 15s
Encourage viewers to comment on their favorite joke from the video and to check out more of your comedy content.
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00:00Sit down. Sit down. Girls, sit down.
00:03After the shoot, we'll pack you and give it to you. Sit down.
00:07You were saying that you're a genie. So, you're Hrithik Roshan.
00:09Hello, genie. How are you?
00:10I'm Khajur.
00:14I'm your uncle. You'll have to fulfill all my wishes.
00:23Let's do it, brother.
00:24So, make me handsome and smart like you.
00:27Shall I tell you something?
00:28Genies don't become handsome.
00:31Genie's fathers are handsome.
00:37No problem. Fulfill my second wish.
00:39Yes, tell me.
00:40Teach me a dance like Hrithik Roshan.
00:48Teach me the dance of Khajur.
00:51Then I'll teach you the dance of Hrithik Roshan.
00:52There's only one step of Khajur.
00:54What's the step? Tell me. Tell me.
00:57Oh, God!
01:01Finished.
01:05There's a similar step in my village too.
01:07Which village are you from?
01:08I'm from your village.
01:09Mohenjodaro?
01:10Yes.
01:11Yes, me too.
01:12He's so funny.
01:15Shall we do the step?
01:17Yes.
01:18One, two, three.
01:20Stand like this.
01:21He stands like this. I'm standing like this.
01:23And now, let's go for it.
01:24Yes. One, two, three, start.
01:26Yes.
01:28This is difficult.
01:31This is very difficult.
01:33Music. Music.
01:33Come on.
01:44Wow!
01:48This was our step.
01:50Shall I teach you another step?
01:51Yes.
01:51Open your legs like this.
01:53Take your face like this so that you can see the wall behind you.
01:56Do it. Come on, my son.
01:57Take out your ears like this.
01:59He's making it like this. Come on.
02:01Sir, he doesn't believe in mischief.
02:02He has to make a rooster.
02:03You're very mischievous.
02:04Sir, he's very mischievous.
02:05You're very mischievous.
02:10Hrithik Bhai's film is coming up, Mohenjodaro.
02:11Look at the trailer.
02:12A crocodile attacks him.
02:15And we also heard that he fights with a lion in the film.
02:18He fought with an elephant in Jodha Akbar.
02:20Tell me something.
02:23Are you done with the villain?
02:25You're fighting with an elephant and a lion.
02:30Do you know that Akshay's house is on this side of your building?
02:33Yes, but it's on the ground floor.
02:36It's on the ground floor.
02:37And Hrithik sir's house is on this side.
02:38Has it ever happened that you threw him in the gutter
02:40and he flew away?
02:42Does it happen?
02:45Sir, actually, at my house..
02:47You have a sea-facing house.
02:49You can feel the breeze.
02:51Fortunately, I have a washing machine at my house.
02:55It's called a washing machine.
02:56So, I don't have to do this movement.
02:59You can wash it yourself.
03:00Yes, you can put it inside.
03:02There are many people.
03:03Who knows, they might have a washing machine
03:04which they can also put inside.
03:11Normal kids are mischievous.
03:12They ran away after ringing someone's bell.
03:15They lit a matchbox and set the curtains on fire.
03:16They lit a matchbox and set the curtains on fire.
03:19Even superstars are mischievous like this in their childhood.
03:21I'll come to the point.
03:22Has Rakesh sir ever beaten you?
03:26If he has been mischievous in your childhood.
03:28Don't take it seriously.
03:31He has beaten me a lot.
03:34He has beaten me a lot.
03:36What was the reason for his beating?
03:38Actually, I was a kid.
03:42So, it was allowed.
03:44One day, I don't know what kind of a ghost came in me.
03:49There were many empty bottles on my terrace.
03:53Okay.
03:54But they were glass bottles.
03:56I used to live on the 13th floor.
03:58I saw the bottles.
04:00I looked down.
04:0113 floors down.
04:03How a bottle will fall, I want to know.
04:09So, I took one bottle.
04:14And I kicked it.
04:17It was great fun.
04:19I had so much fun.
04:19I picked up the crate and put it here.
04:22Yeah, disk cam.
04:23Yeah, disk cam.
04:26Yeah, disk cam.
04:27I was watching the people.
04:29I couldn't understand that if somebody got hurt,
04:33they will be hurt.
04:35Luckily, no one got hurt.
04:38Then my father came.
04:40I can't tell you after that.
04:41They have also aimed at me.
04:45Okay, see, the big shots are aiming with empty bottles.
04:49People like us sell it to the scrap dealers.
04:51You will get one rupee for one bottle.
04:5212 rupees for 12 bottles.
04:54We have a few photographers with us.
04:57There are many media people here.
05:00Can you teach me some pose? How to pose?
05:03When you are in front of the camera.
05:04I will tell you a very simple thing.
05:06Yeah.
05:06Honestly.
05:07Yes.
05:08What is going to show is what you are feeling inside.
05:14I am feeling hungry like.
05:18This is how the photo will come.
05:19Okay.
05:19That is why you are not happy with your photographs.
05:23How do I look happy?
05:24What do you want?
05:26I mean, when you see your photo.
05:28What do you want to feel inside?
05:31I want to look handsome.
05:33Look handsome.
05:33I will look like you.
05:34So feel handsome, baby. Come on.
05:37Feel handsome. Put your hands in the pocket.
05:39Brother Das, I will call you.
05:40Let's do it live. Brother Das.
05:42That is why I have kept photographers who are not very handsome.
05:44Come on, Brother Das.
05:47Brother Das, you have to click a photo.
05:49Yes.
05:49I should look like Hrithik sir.
05:52Are you doing what I am saying?
05:53I will do it for sure, sir.
05:54Cool. Cool. Cool, baby. Cool.
05:56Hey, baby. Cool.
05:58Hey, cool. That's it. I like it.
06:00How do I do it? Tell me one pose.
06:02You don't have to do anything.
06:03You just have to stand and look cool inside.
06:05Come on.
06:06Cool. Cool, man.
06:09Show me what you have done.
06:10What?
06:11Show me. Show me.
06:14Show me you are a racist.
06:18Okay, let me tell you something.
06:19Look at him. He is still looking good.
06:22I was cool just now.
06:23What happened now?
06:24We are doing something wrong.
06:25We are doing something wrong.
06:26The feeling that we are feeling right now..
06:29Yes.
06:29..is a feeling of happiness.
06:32Yes.
06:32So we should not alter and manipulate.
06:35We are happy.
06:36Let's take a happy photo. Come on.
06:38Your film is coming up.
06:39What is there to be happy about?
06:40I am just like that.
06:43I am always here on Saturdays and Sundays.
06:45But I am with you right now.
06:47I am happy about that.
06:48I am not even mad about it.
06:49Let's go, bro.
06:50Hey, baby.
06:51I am very happy.
06:51All right.
07:00Look at this photo.
07:01Out of the stadium.
07:03If your camera is not working
07:04because of your presence..
07:05Very nice.
07:06It's a very nice picture, bro.
07:07It's mind-blowing.
07:09It's mind-blowing.
07:11Superb.
07:12Thank you, Das Dada.
07:13Be happy.
07:19Mr. Haseeb, come here.
07:20I have a question for you.
07:33Yeah!
07:39Where did I land up?
07:42I had a busy day and I landed up here?
07:46Oh!
07:49Hrithik Roshan!
07:55I am Dr. Mishur Gulati, TKLB.
07:58What does TKLD mean?
07:59What does TKLD mean?
08:03TKLD means..
08:04What does it have to do with you?
08:06It means TKLD.
08:11I am very fond of history.
08:14He is very fond of history.
08:15I can guarantee you that.
08:16He still lives like a human being.
08:20You won't believe it.
08:21He still eats bananas with the peel.
08:22The reason for that is Kapil Sharma.
08:24We don't eat it like that.
08:26I eat it like a human being.
08:27I eat it like a human being.
08:29I can't live without any accessories.
08:33I..
08:35I eat chicken as well.
08:37I put clothes on the patient when I operate on him.
08:41Because I don't like all this.
08:44Hrithik, you must have guessed from the way he talks
08:45that he is a fake doctor.
08:46He is not a fake doctor. He is a real doctor.
08:48I learnt medicine from my father's stomach.
08:51From your father's stomach?
08:53You learnt it from your mother's stomach.
08:54Who learns it from your father's stomach?
08:55The medicine was in my father's stomach.
08:58I operated on my father's stomach.
09:02But anyway, leave the topic.
09:06So, you are Mr. Roshan's son.
09:10And I feel very proud.
09:13Me too.
09:13That you have made such a man's name
09:17that he is already so famous.
09:19You know..
09:23I am so proud of you.
09:24Thank you. Thank you. Yes.
09:25I am.. Thank you.
09:26I am so proud.
09:28200, 300.. I am proud of everyone.
09:30And..
09:31But I have seen one thing.
09:31When you dance, as a doctor, I sometimes feel
09:34that you have bones, but not rubber.
09:37Because you bend it like Beckham.
09:40Like this.
09:42And here, I will have to do a full test.
09:46So, where do you want to go?
09:47Wait here. I will be back.
09:50I will do your test.
09:53What kind of test is this?
09:55He has become Roshan.
09:58You will make many names famous.
10:00Everyone will have to listen to you.
10:03And please come here.
10:05Just check this, please.
10:07Check this.
10:08Touch this.
10:10He has also become Roshan. Very nice.
10:12Superb. Superb. Very good.
10:15Touch this.
10:17Pull it a little.
10:19Give me a minute.
10:19One minute. One minute.
10:20That's it. That's it.
10:22He has also become Roshan. Very nice.
10:24Very good.
10:27One minute. Come here.
10:29I didn't know that I have such a power.
10:33Put your hand inside.
10:35When we have light, it will be useful.
10:40What happened?
10:41He has got light.
10:42I have invented light.
10:45Sir, please come. Welcome.
10:50Sir, we know your talent.
10:52You mimic very well.
10:55I know that.
10:58Kapil, I am telling you the truth.
11:01I have been acting a lot since childhood.
11:06I have actually..
11:09I have acted a lot.
11:15But when I came here to your show
11:19my heart is beating fast.
11:25What's up, Jaddu?
11:26I am good.
11:27What's up, man? You have been..
11:28You have been with me for such a long time.
11:30Yes, man. What happened? Have you waken up?
11:31Yes.
11:33Where is your hair, man?
11:34It's back.
11:35That's strange. Jaddu, you have started speaking.
11:38Yes. I have learnt it.
11:39I have learnt Hindi in ten days.
11:41I have uploaded this app.
11:43Upload not download.
11:44It is for you. I stay in the app.
11:46So I upload it.
11:51By the way, what did you take my name?
11:52Jaddu.
11:53No. That's not my real name.
11:55Sir, hello.
11:55Hello.
11:56Hello. Hello.
11:56Jaddu is not my real name.
11:58He gave me that name.
12:00My real name is..
12:05What's this name?
12:07What's this name?
12:08No. This is my aunt's name.
12:10My name is..
12:13Is this a name or constipation?
12:17It must be on your planet.
12:19But Shridik, thank you so much.
12:20You took me to your home.
12:22I am telling you.
12:22After reaching my home, I have actually become a star.
12:25I have become a celebrity.
12:26You are not a celebrity. You have become fat.
12:28Jaddu, you were so small.
12:29You have become so big and fat.
12:30There is a reason for that.
12:32I have come to this planet for my summer vacations.
12:34And I have become fat because of the sunlight.
12:36You must have seen the sunlight outside in the last few months.
12:39No, right?
12:39I have consumed it all.
12:42By the way, I wanted a small help.
12:45My marriage has been fixed on my planet.
12:47So, if you could teach me
12:49the romantic step
12:51that you do.
12:52You want to learn it, right?
12:53The romantic one.
12:54Yes.
12:54Come on.
12:55You will teach me, right?
12:56Yes.
12:56Come.
12:57All right. Come.
12:57Mr. Hrithik.
12:59Yes.
12:59Mr. Ashish.
13:00Did you perform the veneration?
13:01I didn't perform the veneration.
13:03I am asking him if he performed the veneration or not.
13:06This is the first Hindi movie that is coming.
13:09Otherwise, Mr. Pooja calls me Rinku Devi.
13:11Such people call me sister-in-law.
13:13They call me Sikhsar Siddhu.
13:15They call my bed a bed.
13:17They call my sister a sister.
13:18And those who don't come to our house for 17 days
13:21they are called our misters.
13:25If you have such a face, why will your husband come to your house?
13:28He will come to your brother's house, right?
13:31Whose hen did you kill and put feathers on it?
13:34No, you are looking very beautiful.
13:36Yes.
13:45Mr. Ashish.
13:48You should have taken me in the movie.
13:50You didn't take me.
13:52What happened?
13:53Seriously, you..
13:54If you had met me earlier, I would have taken you.
13:57We had met earlier, but that day I was a gentleman.
14:01You couldn't see me.
14:04Okay, I made a movie, Lagaan.
14:06Yes.
14:08I played only one cricket match in that movie.
14:11I won the village and got the village freed.
14:13If there was a tournament of five matches
14:15the country would have been free.
14:17I should have done that.
14:20It's good.
14:22We will do it in part two. Lagaan part two.
14:24Ms. Rinku, you are troubling me.
14:25You know, I have to record a program with them for City Cable.
14:28K-Bahil Crorepati.
14:29You are unnecessarily troubling them.
14:31I am here to be an expert in that.
14:33What is the trouble?
14:34Start it. Hurry up.
14:35I have to go and wash my husband's pyjamas later.
14:37I have to go to the show.
14:39Let's go.
14:40Yes.
14:45Friends, I, Ghatrughan Sinha, welcome you to City Cable.
14:50Let's start the game.
14:51K-Bahil Crorepati.
14:53And for the sake of playing games with us
14:56we have the famous actor of Bollywood, Hrithik Roshan
14:59and the director, Ashutosh Bawarikar.
15:05The main expert of playing games is Pooja Hegde.
15:09And the useless expert is Ms. Rinku.
15:13Before we start the game, let me tell you the rules.
15:15No one will take off their shoes during the game.
15:18And there are eight to ten lifelines in our guest's game.
15:23If you need it, we will order more.
15:25Let's start the game.
15:27What is it for me?
15:28Listen to me carefully.
15:30What is it? I won't listen to you.
15:33What is it?
15:34Listen to me carefully.
15:35Nonsense.
15:36If you talk nonsense other than me
15:39I will come to your ears and tickle you.
15:42You will tickle me. I won't do it.
15:44Why will I do it?
15:48The first question is for Rs. 1 lakh to Hrithik Roshan
15:52who has just kissed Pooja in Mohan Jodhara.
15:58The first question is
16:01what is necessary to kiss?
16:05I will tell you in English.
16:09What is important for the kiss?
16:12And your options are on your computer screen.
16:16Option A, darkness.
16:19Option B, intention.
16:22Option C, opportunity.
16:26Option D, political pressure.
16:32Ghatrughan, there is no right option.
16:35Tabela.
16:36You fool.
16:40Why is Tabela the right option?
16:43Why?
16:44Because my husband invites me to Tabela for a kiss.
16:49So..
16:50If there is no option, how will it happen?
16:54Your sister's nephew.
16:55Yes.
16:59What was the answer?
17:01What do you think is important for the kiss?
17:03Darkness, intention, opportunity or political pressure?
17:05Not political pressure, but directorial pressure.
17:10I have a diplomatic answer.
17:15This director pressure.
17:18Yes.
17:18Directorial pressure.
17:20But I would like to take the advice of my expert, Ms. Pooja.
17:26You tell me and I will decide what I want to do according to your answer.
17:30Oh!
17:35Producer pressure.
17:37Producer pressure and director pressure.
17:39All balanced.
17:40Producer pressure.
17:42So, the answer of both of them is
17:46that there is no pressure of youth.
17:51Next question is for Mr. Ashutosh Gowarikar
17:54for Rs. 5 lakhs.
17:56It's a question of history.
17:58Yes.
17:58Think about it and tell me.
17:59Yes.
18:01How much does the deck get fried on a Friday?
18:08Your options are option A, one kilo.
18:11Option B, two kilos.
18:13Option C, three kilometres.
18:16Option D, this much.
18:26I think I will take phone a friend.
18:27I would like to say one thing.
18:29Phone is here.
18:31Phone a friend. You can only call my friend.
18:33Okay.
18:34Because we have.. One second.
18:40Pin two.
18:41Call me back.
18:42Pin two.
18:44It's good.
18:45Pin two.
18:47Where is pin one?
18:51Here.
18:56The answer of the question is
18:58how much does the deck get fried on a Friday?
19:00It's a stupid question.
19:01It's rude.
19:03Let's end this question here.
19:07Next question is for Pooja for Rs. 50 lakhs.
19:12But he is an expert. Why are you asking him?
19:15But she is beautiful.
19:18Yes, tell me.
19:19Pooja, your question is
19:21if this is this and what is this
19:24then what is this?
19:26What is this?
19:30Give me options.
19:31I want to explain it in Hindi to my viewers.
19:35If this is this and what is this
19:38then what is this?
19:45Fantastic.
19:48If this is this and what is this, then what is this?
19:50If this is this, then what is this?
19:52Then this is what? What is happening?
19:56No, no. You have options.
19:57Option A, this is this.
20:01Option B, this is that.
20:05Option C, this is it.
20:08Or option D, this is..
20:12Yes.
20:15Superb.
20:16It's a very difficult question.
20:19I think I would like to use a lifeline.
20:22Phone a friend.
20:23You can take my number. You can call me.
20:25Okay.
20:27Let's move on to the next question.
20:30Yes.
20:30I will read a shloka in this question.
20:32And you have to tell me what it means.
20:35Shloka is..
20:44Who is this?
20:45These are not children. I can't read it.
20:47Who will read it?
20:49I have a question for both of you.
20:51Yes.
20:51Mr. Sidhu.
20:54Where am I from?
20:55His, mine or yours?
21:02Answer the question.
21:04Answer the question. Look at it.
21:11How much is this question worth?
21:13You won't get any money for this.
21:14But the media of the country will be indebted to you.
21:16Okay.
21:22Wait.
21:25Wait.
21:29The next question is for Rs. 1 crore.
21:31It's on your computer screen.
21:36What kind of sound do you hear
21:39when you sit on a hot pan?
21:43This.
21:46Option B.
21:49Option C.
21:52Or option D.
21:55Option C.
21:58It's superb.
22:00Do I have to choose?
22:02I like all of them.
22:05You are liking our option.
22:06I am liking the way you do it.
22:09Lovely.
22:10You want me to put my bum on the pan.
22:13I want a real reaction.
22:16My bum will become a burger.
22:19Look at him.
22:24Sometimes I always laugh on my joke.
22:28We will check the honesty of the answer to this question.
22:31Bring the hot pan.
22:40Sit down.
22:41I have never sat on a hot pan before.
22:45I don't have any experience.
22:46I will do as you say.
22:48Sit down.
22:50I am the expert. What can I do?
22:52I have to sit.
22:54If the expert doesn't sit, who else will sit?
22:56Sit down.
23:12I don't know about the answer.
23:13But I know that Ms. Rinku will do the rest of the show standing up.
23:18Yes.
23:22With this, I thank Hrithik Roshan Ashutosh and Pooja.
23:28The city announces the end of the show.