The three British women bring Greenley's boyfriend to the jungle to toughen him up, but learn that they should appreciate people for who they are.
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00:00Steady. Don't move. Don't move. Tarzan!
00:16It was a black mamba.
00:18I was painting it. Honestly, there's more to life than just swinging around on vines and saving people all the time.
00:25Things like music, science, fine art.
00:28Its bite can kill an elephant.
00:30Oh. The perspective was off anyway.
00:34Tarzan! I say Tarzan! I just picked up an S.O.S. on my radio.
00:40S.O.S.? What's an S.O.S., Tunk?
00:43Human Emergency Call. It's short for Screaming Ourselves Silly.
00:47There's a schooner in trouble just off the coast.
00:50Uh, I have to save people again. Sorry.
00:53Hurry, Tantor, to the beach.
00:59Oh, my goodness, it's sinking.
01:08Who knew humans had that kind of lung capacity?
01:24Tarzan!
01:30Tarzan!
01:32Hazel.
01:33Tarzan! How charming to see you again. Do you remember Eleanor?
01:37Oh, delighted. You remember greenly, of course.
01:42So nice to see you, Tarzan. Allow me to introduce my, oh, my, how should I put this, my, uh, boyfriend. Right. Boyfriend.
01:50Henry.
01:51Yes. Uh, hello. How do you do? Oh, whoops.
01:56Now that the pleasantries are out of the way, could you, uh, help me, Seymour?
02:11Help!
02:14Help!
02:25I don't think I can quite... well, my grip, you know, it...
02:36We'll ride the boat down and swim to shore.
02:39Just one teeny bit of a problem. I... I can't... can't actually, uh, swim.
03:10Oh, dear.
03:32Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Henry.
03:35None for me, thank you, dear. Greenly.
03:38Oh, right. None of the comforts of home for us. We've come for adventure.
03:44Actually, I... I've only come out of a... well, a foolishly fond regard for you, Greenly.
03:49Oh, Henry. Really? Is that true?
03:52Why, absolutely. Although I... I'm also looking forward to doing a bit of earthquake research.
03:58I'm afraid Henry is a geologist. Can you imagine anything so dreary? Studying rocks all day?
04:06Ah, well, yes. That's why I have my little hobby.
04:10Oh, yes. Henry also plays the oboe.
04:19He plays beautifully. Greenly, could you give me a hand in the kitchen?
04:25He seems very nice, Greenly.
04:27Do you think? I mean, I do, but...
04:29But why on earth have you brought him to the jungle?
04:31Well, ever since our last visit, Eleanor and Hazel have been telling me that Henry's a bit... well, how shall one say?
04:38Wimpy.
04:39And boring. I don't know what you see in him, Greenly.
04:43He's certainly, well, sensitive. Eleanor thought the jungle might make him, you know, more...
04:50Manly.
04:51And exciting. Like, Tarzan. I mean, all women want their men to be well-rounded.
05:00Is that true, Jane?
05:01Well, of course. But really, Hazel, we also have to appreciate people for who they are.
05:07Oh, we fully appreciate Henry for who he is.
05:10Yes. A woefully inadequate match for our dear Greenly.
05:15They only want the best for me, you see.
05:21Oh.
05:22Jane wants me to be more well-rounded. Could you teach me how the oboe works?
05:26Well, you see, the mouthpiece consists of a reed that, well, one forces air past while moving your fingers allows you to change the pitch.
05:39You mean like this?
05:43Yes, just like that.
05:46Tarzan, perhaps you could show Henry how you swing on vines.
05:57See your next target. Find a vine to get you there, then grip hard.
06:01See the target, find the vine, yes, grip hard, and...
06:10I'm fine.
06:12He's going to have to work on his grip, Greenly.
06:14He's only a geologist.
06:16Yes, and an oboist.
06:18I think it's dreadful that you can't accept Henry as he is.
06:21Oh, Mrs. Tarzan! Mrs. Tarzan, look! I've got eczema!
06:26Do you know what that means? Impending disaster.
06:30What are you on about, Jane?
06:32It's just Tantor being his panicky self. It's only a rash, Tantor.
06:36Oh, I've got to tell Tarzan!
06:39Look! Henry's going to try again!
06:43Dirk! Where's Tarzan? Where's Tarzan?
06:46Oh, hey, hey, hey! He's busy.
06:48He's teaching the puffy human how to fall out of trees.
06:51But I've got to talk to him. I've got eczema.
06:54Yeah, I'm sure he'll want to hear about that right away.
06:57Oh, you don't understand. I only get eczema before a natural catastrophe.
07:02A disaster's about to happen.
07:05Oh, you got that right. Just watch this guy.
07:17Oof!
07:19Oof!
07:21Oof!
07:23Oof!
07:25Oof!
07:27Oof!
07:29Oof!
07:31Oof!
07:33Oof!
07:35Oof!
07:37Oof!
07:39Oof!
07:41Oof!
07:43Oof!
07:48Oh, hold still, Henry, darling.
07:51I'm sorry the vine swinging hurt you.
07:53Oh, well, but, Bosh, I have no more business vine swinging than you would, say, predicting earthquakes.
07:59Is that what this is for?
08:01Oh, yes. You see, the electromagnetic receptors are sensitive to the Earth's movements.
08:06If there's so much as a jiggle, the needle registers it.
08:10Well, Henry failed miserably at all the tree skills.
08:13Shall we try wild elephant riding next?
08:16Wild? Oh, my! But we couldn't possibly find a wild elephant.
08:21Remember what Jane said about Tantor being panicky?
08:33Are you quite sure Tantor doesn't mind?
08:36You know, he loves giving rides, don't you, Tantor?
08:39Sure. Why not? We're doomed anyway.
08:43I say...
08:46It doesn't seem right. I ride while you ladies walk.
08:50Oh, we'll take the next turn.
08:52Where is it, Eleanor?
08:54Coming up.
08:56Sweet mother of mastodons!
08:59Like mama!
09:02Hands up! Hands up!
09:05I say, that worked quite nicely.
09:07Go, Henry, go!
09:09Congratulations, Greenleaf. He's doing quite well, isn't he?
09:13Yes, I'm... I'm stunned.
09:21Oh, no!
09:24HE COUGHS
09:29Help!
09:33Help! I can't... I can't... I say, I can't swim!
09:49Henry!
09:53Oh, Henry, thank heavens you're all right.
09:56Tarzan, you saved my life again.
09:59How can I possibly thank you?
10:01You could explain something to me.
10:07Do those lines mean there was an earthquake?
10:09What?
10:11I didn't feel anything.
10:13Most tremors are too, well, small to feel, but...
10:16There it is! What beautiful, beautiful data!
10:20Tell him, Greenleaf.
10:22What is it, Greenleaf?
10:24Well, you know, the girls had me bring you here to try to, well,
10:29to toughen you up a bit, but at the end of the day, Henry,
10:33they think you're rather, well...
10:36A panty waste! A milksop!
10:38Oh, they do, do they?
10:41I'm sorry, Henry. We only have Greenleaf's best interests at heart.
10:45Tell me, Greenleaf, is that how you feel about me as well?
10:49Oh, Henry, well, I mean, that is to say...
10:53Woof!
11:01Henry, where are you going?
11:04I'm leaving. I'm very fond of you, Greenleaf,
11:07but clearly you do not return my affections.
11:09Henry, wait!
11:11You can't just let him go, Greenleaf. You obviously love him.
11:14But Hazel and Eleanor think...
11:17Oh, who cares what they think? They don't see him the way you do.
11:20What am I to do?
11:26Tarzan, I just wanted to say goodbye
11:29before the eczema-related catastrophe strikes.
11:31Remember what I said about embarrassing yourself?
11:34Sorry, P.
11:36Wait. What catastrophe, Tantor?
11:38Something bad's coming, Tarzan. I've been feeling it all day.
11:42Yes, me too.
11:44I think it's going to be another earthquake.
12:00Not a huge one, thankfully.
12:03It's not over.
12:14Whoa!
12:36Whoo! Oh, yeah!
12:40Wow. Good call on a disaster, buddy.
12:43Good thing I listened to you.
12:45Yeah, but now my angina's flaring up.
12:49Come on.
12:51Oh, now what?
12:53Oh, is everyone all right?
12:56Oh, yes, I think so.
12:58Quite.
13:00We'd best get to high ground.
13:02A quake that size could cause a tidal wave.
13:06In the subtle language of the body,
13:09angina means get to high ground.
13:22Tidal wave!
13:24Oh, my goodness.
13:26Help me!
13:28It's screaming. Wait!
13:30You can't outrun it.
13:32Tarzan, we've got to save them.
13:34First, I save you.
13:45Daddy, where's Daddy?
13:48Oh, a first-hand account of a tidal wave
13:51would light the academic world on fire.
13:54Hurry, Tarzan!
14:05I hope everyone's okay.
14:08Stop running.
14:10Quickly, up this tree.
14:17It's giving way!
14:19Oh, look!
14:21Jump!
14:35Hey!
14:37I feel okay.
14:39I think it's finally over.
14:41Greeley! Eleanor! Hazel!
14:44Tarzan, we have to find them. They could be in danger.
14:47If they're still alive.
14:53Oh, why do we always end up lost in the jungle
14:56with darkness coming on and wild animals surrounding us?
15:05If we don't make it back by nightfall, we're...
15:08doomed, Greeley.
15:10Doomed.
15:18Don't worry, I've got you.
15:21Oh, you clumsy buffoon!
15:25If only Tarzan were here.
15:27Well, blast it all!
15:29Tarzan isn't here.
15:31You brought me here to toughen me up?
15:33Well, now it's time for all of us to show how tough we are.
15:37Oh, this unmentionable is from the professor's camp.
15:41We can just follow the trail of debris back.
15:44Good work, Greeley.
15:46Righto, everyone come along.
15:51I mean, they could be eaten by leopards or fall into quicksand or...
15:54Jane, I may not be well-rounded,
15:57but I'm good at saving people. I'll find them.
16:00Oh, Tarzan, you honestly think...
16:02Oh, dear.
16:08Right, I remember passing this spot on the way in.
16:11I think.
16:16Oh, dear.
16:23Those dress fractures indicate a weak spot.
16:25Right, say, there.
16:33Oh, dear.
16:37Why, Henry, I had no idea geology could be so... exciting.
16:44And to think you didn't understand what I saw in him.
17:03Well, I haven't the slightest idea how we're to scale this.
17:07I do. I saw Tarzan do this once.
17:17Oh, dear, I'm afraid I'm losing my...
17:20I am...
17:32He's snake-charming the nasty mamba thingy.
17:35Come on, Eleanor, hurry!
17:43Are you all right, Eleanor?
17:45Henry, you... you saved my life.
17:48I had no idea the oboe could be so... so...
17:53Manly, Eleanor. Manly.
18:03Oh, it's... it's getting dark.
18:06And now we've stumbled into a swamp.
18:08Wait. Stop.
18:10We're not making those splashes.
18:14There we go!
18:16I don't suppose you know how to wrestle crocodiles, do you, Henry?
18:19I'm afraid that tune isn't in my repertoire.
18:24Ah!
18:33Crocodile wrestler. Is there anything he can't do?
18:39Is everyone okay?
18:45Henry!
18:49Oh, no!
18:57I did it! I actually wrestled him!
19:00I actually wrestled a... well, it's a...
19:03You know, a crocodile!
19:05Oh, Henry!
19:08You just simply... how shall one say it?
19:11Oh, I mean...
19:13Well, I... I...
19:15You know, I...
19:17Let's go home.
19:21It always makes me nervous when humans whisper like that.
19:24You really have me to thank.
19:27Right.
19:30After thorough review,
19:32we've come to the conclusion that we've all been...
19:35Well, how shall one put it?
19:37Dreadful.
19:39We've misjudged you badly, Henry.
19:41Will you forgive us?
19:43And will you forgive me?
19:45I knew all along how well-rounded you are,
19:47but I... well, I...
19:50I never said so.
19:52Well, of course, dear. I... I...
19:54Oh, I'm so glad, because I...
19:56Oh, me too. Darling, me too.
19:58I'm sorry I'm not as well-rounded as Henry.
20:01Oh, Tarzan.
20:03Apparently I've also been forgetting to say how much I appreciate you,
20:07my reed player, earthquake predictor, crocodile wrestler,
20:11lifesaver,
20:13and the most well-rounded man in the world.