• 2 months ago
The Leopard Men have finally rebelled against their imperious Queen La and she turns to Tarzan for help, while the Leopard Men turn to Jane.

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00:00And now, prepare to be bedazzled! Alakazam! Bibbity-doo! Oh! No, let go of my hand!
00:15This works better with a rabbit.
00:18Still, it's magic.
00:20Oh, Tarzan, it's not true magic. Just some misdirection and a slight of hand.
00:26Remember, appearances can be deceiving.
00:30Now, for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer.
00:33Take Tantor!
00:35Turncoat!
00:37A smaller volunteer, perhaps?
00:40Oh, very well then. I'll put myself in harm's way. Chop-chop!
00:44Oh, I don't like where this is going. I have a low tolerance for gore.
00:51Hello?
00:53Is anybody out there?
01:03Prestidigitalius!
01:06What do you think, Tarzan? Too clever by half?
01:10You people are sick.
01:12Oh, Poppycock, Jane's unharmed. Observe!
01:19It's like the professor said. Appearances can be deceiving.
01:23Guys, something's out here.
01:26Ah, you're just freaked out because of the magic show.
01:29I don't see it.
01:31Lettuce Man!
01:34Is this part of the show?
01:57En garde, you unruly beast!
02:00En garde, you unruly beast!
02:08Tarzan, run!
02:11No!
02:15Queen Lara has obviously sent her leopard men to retrieve you.
02:19Well, it shall be disappointing.
02:23No!
02:27No! Put me down!
02:30Jane!
02:45Tarzan!
02:49Jane!
02:52Tarzan!
02:59What a nap. I had the strangest dream. The leopard men took Jane.
03:04That was no dream.
03:06Queen Lara, leopard men. All this means we're going to Opar, huh?
03:11Opar.
03:13Oh, really? We can't need all this junk.
03:16No, no. I assure you, Turf, we've brought nothing but the essentials.
03:20First aid, food and water, weapons.
03:23A teapot.
03:24Naturally. Jane will appreciate a spot of tea after her harrowing ordeal.
03:43Tarzan!
03:51Lara?
03:53Tarzan, save me!
03:55I'd rather save the leopard.
03:57Tarzan, did you hear a...
03:58Lara!
03:59She said she needs my help.
04:01Oh, well, then maybe it was a poor time to kidnap your wife!
04:05Please! I don't have my magic staff!
04:07Careful, Tarzan. All may not be as it appears.
04:11This could be a trap.
04:33Well done, Tarzan. Thank you.
04:35Where's Jane?
04:36How should I know? She's your wife.
04:39Your leopard men took her.
04:40Leopard men?
04:41Yes.
04:42Tarzan, I had nothing to do with this.
04:45The leopard men, they've rebelled and taken over Opar.
04:48They took my staff and left me here to die.
04:51Why did they take Jane?
04:53I... I don't know.
04:57Wait. Where are you going?
04:59Opar. To save Jane.
05:02You heard him. Tally-ho!
05:04Tarzan, the leopard men will be waiting for you.
05:07They'll kill you.
05:09I'll take my chances.
05:11Wait. Listen to me.
05:13I can get you past the leopard men.
05:15We don't need her, my boy.
05:17We're a formidable force on our own.
05:20We got a lethal teapot.
05:22I am your only hope of saving Jane.
05:27We must move fast.
05:28Don't worry about us. We know the way.
05:32Ah!
05:36Are you the one in charge here?
05:38Because if so, please tell Queen Lara that I have no intention of begging for my life.
05:45And if it means slashing and clawing me, I just wish you'd get on with it.
05:50That is what you're going to do, isn't it?
05:57What am I to do with...
06:02Tarzan!
06:13We're running out of time.
06:15You'll never get past the front gate.
06:17But I know another way.
06:23These catacombs wind under the entire city.
06:26We'll slip in right under their whiskered noses.
06:31Careful where you step.
06:33Some of these rocks have appetites.
06:36What do you mean?
06:52Oh, it's so nice to have a man around.
06:56Not interested.
06:59Neither were they.
07:22What are they doing to Jane?
07:28Tarzan!
07:44Tarzan, you stop the leopard men. I'll get my staff.
07:58Tarzan!
08:29Yeah!
08:35Run, Jane!
08:37Jane?
08:55Sorry, Jane dear.
08:57This isn't for commoners.
09:04Where are your manners?
09:06Bow before your queen!
09:12Much better.
09:14Jane?
09:19Thank you for helping me save Jane.
09:21It's always about Jane, isn't it?
09:24Pity we made such a good team, Tarzan.
09:32Now then, my pet.
09:35Time to remind you who's the master of this house!
09:47And you, Kaj.
09:55Tarzan!
10:02Correct me if I'm wrong, but this little insurrection was your idea, was it not?
10:11I thought as much.
10:13But not to worry. I'm not going to dispose of you.
10:16At least, not until I think of an especially gruesome and painful way of doing it.
10:24Jane?
10:27What's happened to Mrs. Tarzan? Is she okay? Does she need air? Should I get warm towels?
10:32Boy, you are good in a crisis.
10:34Really? You think?
10:35Oh, yeah. And you pick up on sarcasm real good, too.
10:39Oh, gee, thanks, Turk.
10:46What happened? Where are we?
10:49Opar, I saved you from the leopard men. Queen Laa helped.
10:53What? Queen Laa? No, it's the leopard men who need to be rescued. We must go back.
11:01Jane, my dear, I'm afraid you're confused.
11:04No, Daddy. Laa made the leopard men into the monsters they are.
11:08And all they want is to go back to being normal people again.
11:11What does that have to do with you?
11:13The leopard men can only be freed from their spell by the Queen of Opar.
11:17Which is why they came for me, to make me their queen, so that I could free them.
11:22I don't want any of this.
11:23The leopard men are good. Laa, bad.
11:25Thanks.
11:27Laa tricked me.
11:28Indeed. So perhaps it's time we pulled a trick on her.
11:34Kaj, for your act of betrayal, I've come up with a very special punishment.
11:40One that will be permanent, painful, and yet entertaining.
11:48Excuse me, pardon me. Hate to interrupt.
11:51What is the meaning of this? How dare you interrupt an execution?
11:55Oh, sorry, Your Majesty. Tarzan sent me.
11:58Tarzan? Go on.
12:00He sent me with gifts to thank you for helping rescue Jane.
12:05How thoughtful. Carry on.
12:09First, a marvel of the modern age. A compass! It shows you where you're going.
12:15Really? Well, I'm exactly where I want to be.
12:22Uh, yeah. Uh, next! Let's see. Oh, I have a rare and valuable artifact. A teapot!
12:32A teapot?
12:35I'll just put it over here, right next to the compass.
12:40No!
12:48Not too tight, Tarzan. Remember, we're here to help the Leopard Men.
12:52I can't help him if he gives us away.
12:54There's an opening at the top of the temple. I'll go first, then I'll pull you up.
13:24Jane, stay down!
13:32Tarzan!
13:40Wait! Don't hurt him! Tarzan's here to help you!
13:55Well, so far, so good. Now I only hope Tantor's distraction is working.
14:01Prepare to be amazed. This next gift is rich in history, steeped in mystery.
14:10Hey!
14:11Mystery's right. We're all out of junk.
14:14May I present you with your very own pith helmet!
14:20Hello.
14:21Oopsy. Complete with its own head warmer.
14:26I don't think Tarzan sent you here to bring me gifts.
14:30How can you look at such fine quality merchandise and think that?
14:36Tarzan sent you to distract me.
14:39It's true.
14:40So sorry to deceive you, love.
14:49Enough games.
14:55Oh, my!
15:10Tarzan!
15:16Tarzan!
15:22Tarzan!
15:39Tarzan!
16:09Tarzan!
16:39Tantor, be a sport and extinguish the fire!
16:42But what if it's chlorinated? That stuff could really burn your sinus membranes.
16:46Zip it and fillet!
17:03Grab her!
17:09Kill!
17:10Kill!
17:11Kill!
17:12Kill!
17:13Kill!
17:14Kill!
17:15Kill!
17:16Kill!
17:17Kill!
17:18Kill!
17:19Kill!
17:20You wretched woman!
17:24It's too late for compliments, my dear.
17:32Where's Tarzan?
17:36Tarzan!
17:38Pity, but I am a romantic at heart, so you may share his fate.
17:48Tarzan!
17:50But... but you're dead!
17:52Appearances can be deceiving.
17:54Jane!
17:56No!
18:05No! That stuff is mine!
18:25Run!
18:26Run!
18:27Run!
18:28Run!
18:41A curse on you all!
18:56Tarzan!
19:02Extraordinary!
19:04They were men at all!
19:06They were... leopards!
19:22Everybody out!
19:25Everybody out!
19:44Okay, now that's what I call a magic trick!
19:47Makes cutting somebody in half seem pretty lame, doesn't it?
19:51Well, I'm just glad to be rid of that wicked woman.
19:54We are rid of her, aren't we?
19:56It would appear so, but you know what they say about appearances.

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