あれみた？2024年10月7日 「YouTuberに奢る？楽屋挨拶いる？【アイン×見取り図】芸人ルールを大激論！」（＃148）
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00:00So, let's get started. I'm Aremita. Nice to meet you.
00:04Nice to meet you, too.
00:06As you saw in the last episode, we have two guests.
00:09Yes, we do.
00:10This time, we have a special guest.
00:16That's great.
00:18He's from Osaka.
00:20What?
00:21Yes.
00:22We're in a studio in Tokyo.
00:23He came to Gion Kagetsu.
00:25What?
00:26He came to Gion Kagetsu for business.
00:28He is...
00:30Milo!
00:32He's from Osaka.
00:36He's from Osaka.
00:38He's definitely from Osaka.
00:40Nice to meet you.
00:41I'm Togi from Misaki Market.
00:42Nice to meet you, Togi.
00:45I have something to say.
00:47Yes.
00:48Do you follow the rules of comedians?
00:50What?
00:52You're so rude.
00:55Do you follow the rules?
00:56You're so stupid.
00:57I'll follow the rules.
00:59There are many rules of comedians.
01:04I understand.
01:06For example, when you greet people in the dressing room,
01:10some people don't need to greet.
01:15Some people don't need to greet.
01:17Yes.
01:18But some people don't need to greet.
01:22I think there are many rules.
01:26So, I came up with this idea.
01:31What is it?
01:32I made a rule book.
01:34A rule book for comedians.
01:36It looks like you made it.
01:38I drew this.
01:40But it's not complete.
01:42So, you gathered what you could think of.
01:45I drew this and this.
01:50So, I asked the viewers to help me.
01:54We're going to make a perfect rule.
01:56Yes.
01:59Traditional rules that people want to keep.
02:01Rules that they want to change according to the times.
02:04This time, they will make a perfect rule book.
02:10A big system is adopted.
02:12A big system.
02:15You're a mermaid.
02:18You're a weird one.
02:23Good morning.
02:24What the hell are you doing?
02:26I can't do this.
02:28I'm so angry.
02:30There are no rules so far.
02:32This episode is based on the troubled episodes.
02:36If I write too much, I can't sleep.
02:41You brought it.
02:43You brought it.
02:46Let's make a new rule today.
02:50This is the layout you put in the city hall.
02:53The layout in the city hall.
02:55It's very solid.
02:57It's amazing.
02:58I made it while I was working.
03:00This is amazing.
03:02Where do we start?
03:04Gakuya Aisatsu.
03:06Let's start from here.
03:08There are three categories.
03:11First, let's make a rule related to greetings.
03:15When there are seniors in the theater or TV station,
03:18it was a secret rule to go to Gakuya Aisatsu.
03:22But now there are seniors who don't need it.
03:25I don't know what to do.
03:28So, this is the new rule I came up with.
03:33Gakuya Aisatsu is okay,
03:35but if you have a lot of relationships, you don't have to do it.
03:39So the basics are okay.
03:41I think I don't have to go to Gakuya Aisatsu.
03:46I see.
03:48I'm sure I'll meet him in the studio.
03:51But it's the first time to work with him.
03:56I want you to know his name.
03:58Of course.
03:59It's rude not to go to Gakuya Aisatsu.
04:02How about this?
04:04If you work three times, you don't have to go next time.
04:07You can decide the number of times.
04:09I don't have it.
04:11What?
04:12He already has it.
04:13He wrote it.
04:15Where?
04:17If you have a lot of relationships,
04:20you can decide the number of times.
04:23If you go to a TV station more than 10 times,
04:25if you go to a bar more than 8 times,
04:27if you chat more than 100 times,
04:29if you clear any of them, you have a lot of relationships.
04:32I see.
04:33I wrote down how to say hello.
04:36Gakuya Aisatsu is on the bottom of the page.
04:39I want to know his career,
04:43his name,
04:45and his name.
04:47Before that, I want to know his real name.
04:50Okay.
04:51If it's Lily,
04:53it's Masamizu Kishimizu.
04:55If it's the first time to work with him,
04:57I want to know his name.
05:00Who is he?
05:01I want to know his name.
05:04I see.
05:05I want to know his real name.
05:10I want to know his name.
05:12I want to know his name.
05:14As a member of the society.
05:16Yes, as a member of the society.
05:18I want to know his name.
05:20I want to know his name.
05:22I know.
05:23At the theater,
05:25I was told that I was a technique of a mermaid.
05:28That's an erotic shop.
05:32The technique of a mermaid is...
05:36And the technique is...
05:37It's like a speed loop writer.
05:40The technique itself.
05:43If it's the first time to work with Lily,
05:46I want to know his name.
05:49I want to know his name.
05:51He's very polite.
05:53Is it right?
05:55If it's the first time to work with him,
05:56I want to know his name.
05:57If it's the first time to work with him,
05:58I want to know his name.
06:00I see.
06:01You want to decide on this.
06:03I wrote all the rules.
06:05Next page.
06:07You can't say hello while walking.
06:09Yes, you can't.
06:10You can't.
06:11You can't.
06:12You can't smoke,
06:15you can't play with your computer.
06:17You can't do that.
06:18You can't do that.
06:20You can't look in the mirror.
06:24You can't look in the mirror.
06:26You can't look in the mirror.
06:27You can't look in the mirror.
06:30Amazing.
06:31He's very polite.
06:32He's very polite.
06:33He is.
06:34When I was young,
06:35I was watching G.A.G.'s Fanny
06:38in the theater.
06:40I was watching her from a distance.
06:42She was wearing a hat
06:45and wearing colored glasses.
06:47She was smoking.
06:49I thought,
06:50she was Yasuya.
06:52If she was with me,
06:55I thought it would be a hassle to say hello.
06:58There are pros and cons.
06:59Yes.
07:00So,
07:01I tried not to notice her.
07:03I looked at her eyes.
07:06She was about 1 or 2 meters away.
07:08I thought,
07:09what would she do?
07:10In about 0.7 seconds,
07:11she took everything off.
07:13The hat,
07:14the glasses,
07:15the cigarette,
07:16and the phone.
07:17She looked straight at my eyes and said,
07:18good morning.
07:20You said the wrong words.
07:22You said the wrong words.
07:23You said the wrong words.
07:24You did too many things.
07:25You did too many things.
07:27Good morning.
07:28You said Ai-senpai.
07:29Good morning.
07:30Once,
07:31she said hello to me.
07:33I said,
07:34what are you doing?
07:35What?
07:36Love uncle.
07:38Love uncle.
07:39Can you stand up?
07:40Let's say Kawai-san is me.
07:42I'm talking to someone over there.
07:45I'm talking to Toki.
07:46Talk to Toki.
07:47Talk to Toki-san.
07:48Who is Toki-san?
07:49What are you talking about?
07:51Change the rules.
07:53Don't call me.
07:54Don't call me.
07:55I thought it was good because we have a strong relationship.
07:57That's right.
07:58No.
07:59Why?
08:00I was really irritated when I said hello.
08:02I was talking like this.
08:03I didn't meet Love uncle that day.
08:05Love found me from behind.
08:07Yes.
08:08He came here.
08:09I was talking.
08:10You were talking.
08:11Good morning.
08:12What are you doing?
08:13You can't do that.
08:14That's not good.
08:15I was really irritated.
08:17I was really irritated.
08:19I understand.
08:20I was really irritated.
08:21You can say hello.
08:23You can say hello.
08:24What are you talking about?
08:25That's about right.
08:28I was 5m away from you.
08:33You said,
08:34Good morning.
08:36It's a fight.
08:37Absolutely not.
08:38It's a fight.
08:39Absolutely not.
08:40I was really irritated.
08:42Go to the front.
08:44Go to the front.
08:45That's right.
08:46Make it within the common sense.
08:49Don't look at me.
08:50Look at me.
08:51This is it.
08:52This is when a lot of comedians appear in Yoshimoto's New Year Special.
08:56Yoshimoto's New Year Special.
08:58Like All That Manzai.
08:59Like All That Manzai.
09:00Even if it's your first time, you don't need this.
09:03Yes, yes.
09:04But when there are a lot of comedians on the show,
09:08there are rumors.
09:10If you don't greet them,
09:13they'll get agitated and grab you by the chest.
09:16I've heard that before.
09:18I mean, I've seen it.
09:20Does that mean it's possible?
09:23You don't have to do it in the dressing room,
09:27but when they say,
09:29everyone, please move to the studio,
09:31you can at least greet them at that timing.
09:34I see.
09:35But there are a lot of comedians,
09:37so if it's Hina-dan,
09:38please stand by.
09:40It's impossible to say, please stand by.
09:43I think that's what they did.
09:45It's difficult.
09:46I'd like to ask for your cooperation.
09:48For the staff and the theater.
09:50That's right.
09:51You can do it in one minute,
09:53so you can do it with the MC.
09:55You can greet them at the same time.
09:57In the dressing room.
09:58That's the rule.
09:59Before the show starts,
10:01if you say,
10:02I'm MC No. 9,
10:03you can say,
10:04good morning.
10:05That's right.
10:06That's true.
10:07We should give this to the staff.
10:10That's true.
10:11How many more hand-made things are you going to give?
10:15That's a good rule.
10:17That's true.
10:18If you say,
10:19I'm MC No. Something,
10:20everyone will say,
10:21good morning.
10:22That's right.
10:23This is for everyone.
10:24For the staff?
10:26It's often adopted.
10:29Next,
10:30this is also a rule that is often disputed.
10:34Even if you don't come together,
10:36if you see your juniors at a store,
10:38your seniors will definitely treat you.
10:41There is a mysterious rule unique to comedians.
10:44It's like betting at a store.
10:46It's like betting at a store.
10:48That's true.
10:50I've written a list of things you don't have to get angry about.
10:55Gambling.
10:56Yes.
10:57Donation.
10:58That's right.
10:59Comedians.
11:00I often go there.
11:01It's like a family.
11:03That's true.
11:04Movies.
11:05Football.
11:06Yes.
11:07Soccer.
11:08I play soccer.
11:10Last year,
11:11in Osaka's soccer club,
11:13Yoshimoto's soccer club,
11:14more than 40 people
11:15went to a camp.
11:16One night and two days.
11:17What?
11:18I played all of them.
11:19What?
11:20Less than 500,000 people.
11:22For everyone.
11:24What?
11:25One night and two days,
11:26we went to a camp,
11:27had a barbecue,
11:28and then played soccer.
11:29What?
11:30After I played soccer,
11:33if I didn't get a pass,
11:34I would be very angry.
11:37I see.
11:38Really.
11:40I see.
11:41If I were younger,
11:42it would be about 10,000 yen.
11:44A little over 10,000 yen.
11:45If you think about it,
11:47it's not that much,
11:49but it's the number.
11:50500,000 people.
11:52It doesn't matter if it's a lot.
11:53It doesn't matter if it's a lot of passes.
11:54I think he's trying to make fun of me.
11:56But...
11:57Why is he trying to make fun of me?
12:02Why is he trying to make fun of me?
12:04He's doing it on his own.
12:06I did it in a manly way.
12:09I see.
12:10But when I treated a large number of people,
12:13I felt like I was treating 5,000 to 6,000 people.
12:16I see.
12:17I didn't want to be bothered.
12:18I see.
12:19I see.
12:20It's like a camp.
12:22You did it on your own.
12:24I did it on my own.
12:26But if we all go together,
12:27even if it's a split,
12:29my juniors only get 500 yen,
12:32and my seniors get 20,000 yen.
12:33I borrow a coat.
12:35It depends on the ratio.
12:36It depends on the ratio.
12:37I think it's okay if it's a split.
12:39For example, what do you do with this?
12:41In the second half,
12:44I calculate the number of passes per person.
12:47I see.
12:48The other day,
12:49I went to the same store as Reiwaruman.
12:52And there was another person.
12:54I didn't know who he was.
12:56I asked him,
12:57and he said he was a YouTuber.
12:59A YouTuber?
13:00What do you do in this case?
13:01What's that? A restaurant?
13:02It's a restaurant.
13:03Oh, wow.
13:04Do you pay for the YouTuber?
13:07What do you do?
13:08Do you give it to me directly?
13:09I always leave 30,000 yen behind.
13:12When I go out first.
13:13I think it's enough.
13:14With the price set.
13:15But at that time,
13:16I really didn't like it.
13:18I returned 20,000 yen.
13:19At that time,
13:20I thought it was cheap.
13:22I understand.
13:23I understand.
13:24I really didn't want to pay for a YouTuber.
13:26I understand.
13:27I understand very much.
13:28I was surprised.
13:29That's because
13:30I didn't know you were a YouTuber.
13:33Even if I didn't know you,
13:34I'd leave 30,000 yen behind.
13:36That's right.
13:37I understand.
13:38But that's because you're a YouTuber.
13:41Even if you're not a YouTuber,
13:42you're an actor.
13:43You're a businessman.
13:45I really don't understand that.
13:46You're not a comedian.
13:47You're not a comedian.
13:49You're a businessman.
13:51I want you to decide on this rule.
13:53Even if I give you 20,000 yen,
13:54you didn't pay for it.
13:55Because you two paid for it.
13:57Of course, we're partners.
13:59What should I do?
14:00I met DAI at a bar.
14:06He is my senior.
14:07He is my senior.
14:08He also has a younger sister.
14:11He brought four or five juniors here.
14:14He said,
14:15Yuzuru, I'll pay for everything.
14:18But I'm his junior.
14:22DAI, you don't have to worry about that.
14:24It's a bar where you can bet.
14:29It's hard for me to go there.
14:31DAI said,
14:32It's really okay.
14:33DAI said,
14:34Okay, I'll give you a bottle of soju.
14:36DAI gave me a bottle of soju.
14:37That's great.
14:38That's great.
14:39DAI is great.
14:40He is a senior who drinks alcohol.
14:43He is a senior who drinks alcohol.
14:44He is a senior who drinks alcohol.
14:47He said,
14:48Thank you very much.
14:49He said,
14:50Thank you very much.
14:51DAI system adopted.
14:53DAI system adopted.
14:54One bottle of soju.
14:55DAI system.
14:56DAI system.
14:58DAI system.
14:59It's a bottle.
15:00It's a bottle.
15:01One bottle of soju.
15:02One bottle of soju.
15:03Or drink three cups of soju.
15:05Or drink three cups of soju.
15:06Let's go with this.
15:07Let's go with this.
15:08Everyone is peaceful.
15:10This is the best.
15:11This is the best.
15:12We feel good.
15:13We feel good.
15:14We feel good.
15:15Let's go with this.
15:16Let's go with this.
15:17Let's go with this.
15:18What do you do for New Year's Eve?
15:20There are various patterns.
15:22Put it in a 1000 yen bag.
15:25If you give it to your juniors who meet you on New Year's Day,
15:31you will be honored.
15:34This is also a difficult rule.
15:36It's difficult to make it a one-off.
15:38It's very difficult.
15:39It's easy to give it to juniors who are close to you.
15:42It's easy to give it to juniors who drink together every day.
15:46That's right.
15:47In this case,
15:50there is no one who is a nuisance.
15:52New Year's Eve is a free rule.
15:55It depends on the person.
15:57That's the rule.
15:58It's free.
15:59It feels good.
16:00If it's a free rule,
16:02you don't have to worry about it.
16:05That's right.
16:06I don't have to worry about it.
16:08I don't have to worry about it.
16:10That's right.
16:11You don't have to worry about it.
16:12There was an event at COUNTDOWN.
16:15At the end of the event,
16:17Mr. Iwabe gave me New Year's money.
16:22I thanked him.
16:24Then Mr. Iwabe passed by me.
16:27When I saw Mr. Iwabe giving me New Year's money,
16:30I thought he was an interesting vending machine.
16:35At that time,
16:37I felt guilty.
16:39I thought I couldn't make it.
16:41That's right.
16:42I thought so.
16:43Because there was no rule.
16:44Because there was no rule.
16:46I was not interested in it at all.
16:47Because there was no rule.
16:48I was drinking the second juice.
16:52You were lying.
16:53I was lying.
16:54This is free.
16:56This is free.
16:57It feels good.
16:58That's right.
16:59It's really good.
17:00This is free.
17:04It's getting better.
17:05Is there no more free food?
17:06I have an experience.
17:09I was eating ramen alone.
17:13Shinbei took 20 people to eat ramen.
17:17So there are no more than a few people.
17:20It doesn't make sense to eat ramen by yourself.
17:24I understand.
17:25If there were more people, it would be cool.
17:27But there is no curry.
17:29If there were more than 5 people, it would be boring.
17:33Let's calculate the limit.
17:35Yes.
17:36But it's difficult to set a rule.
17:39Ramen is 5,000 yen.
17:41Ramen is 10,000 yen.
17:44How much is lunch?
17:46But if I write too much, I can't sleep.
17:52You brought it up.
17:54You brought it up.
17:56I can't sleep if I write too much.
17:59I thought it was suspicious because it was free.
18:03Shinbei is free.
18:06Everything is free.
18:08Everything is free.
18:10I'm scared.
18:12Let me sleep.
18:14Ramen is free.
18:16You brought up a lot of rules.
18:19It's free.
18:20It's free.
18:21It's free.
18:22The rules of the entertainment world.
18:26This is a rule book made by TOKI and others.
18:30The most troublesome rule is SNS.
18:35I want to make this a rule.
18:38Is this a rule for YOUTUBE?
18:40For example.
18:42A senior who is in the dressing room.
18:45Yuzuru, what are you doing now?
18:47I'm waiting.
18:49YOUTUBE.
18:51I don't like this.
18:53It's okay.
18:55It's okay.
18:57But I can't say NO.
19:01I don't like that I can't say NO.
19:04Who told you not to say NO?
19:09Who told you that?
19:11Why?
19:13Mr. TAKECHI.
19:17I said it clearly.
19:18It's okay.
19:19Mr. TAKECHI usually does it.
19:21He does it every day.
19:23Let me say NO.
19:27The rule that TOKI came up with.
19:29When you request for YOUTUBE and video shooting,
19:33you must go through the manager.
19:36That's the most beautiful thing.
19:38I see.
19:39You can say NO to your manager.
19:42Yes.
19:43I don't care about YOUTUBE at all.
19:48But there are people like this.
19:51If you say NO to everyone.
19:54Of course, I don't say NO to everyone.
19:57But I don't care if someone says NO to me.
20:02I don't care if I'm bored.
20:05It's the right to refuse.
20:06Yes, it's the right to refuse.
20:08That's right.
20:09That's right.
20:10What do you think?
20:12We don't care about YOUTUBE at all.
20:19That's why you don't talk much.
20:21I'm sorry.
20:22On the contrary, if you say NO to your juniors.
20:25Yes.
20:26Please think about it.
20:27Yes.
20:29It depends on the content of YOUTUBE.
20:34Of course, if it's a serious project, I'll definitely shoot it.
20:38But if it's a school scene, I'll shoot it right away.
20:45That's enough.
20:47I hope there is no project.
20:48But if it's a serious prank.
20:54That's not good.
20:55It's not good to do it on your own.
20:58You need permission.
20:59You need permission.
21:02It's free.
21:03That's good.
21:04That's good.
21:07We've come this far.
21:09I don't care if it's a serious project.
21:11I want to finish it.
21:12But it changes with the times.
21:15It's like SNS.
21:16It's okay if it's updated every year.
21:19I see.
21:20I can't sleep.
21:23Do you have a part-time job?
21:24Did you do it?
21:26I can't sleep.
21:27I can't sleep.
21:28I don't care.
21:29I'll do it alone.
21:30I'll do it alone.
21:31Let me do it.