The Perfect Miss Season 1 Episode 1- Cheesetype 4
The Perfect Miss Season 1 Episode 1 - Cheesetype 4
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00:00["Winter's Take"]
00:08Oioioioioioi, it's bad to look.
00:10Then don't look.
00:12Or should we ride a motorbike?
00:13Wow, Ralph, now don't get into the shirt!
00:16So, Mabo! Hold on tight and buckle up!
00:22["Winter's Take"]
00:24Like this?
00:27But open it at the top.
00:28Yeah, when he's standing for a bit.
00:30He's already standing for me!
00:32Guys, please!
00:37At almost 70, a coming out is a huge step.
00:41I'm so happy for him.
00:43Yeah, great!
00:44And now everybody!
00:45Goodbye, young man!
00:49Goodbye, young man!
00:51So, friends, here we go again.
00:56Woohoo!
00:58I hope dad finds someone who makes him really happy.
01:01He deserves it.
01:04Can't we all do that?
01:06Please don't.
01:10Excuse me!
01:12Excuse me!
01:13Could you please be a bit quieter?
01:16Excuse me!
01:17Oh, Max, leave them alone.
01:18They're having fun.
01:19Yeah, wait a minute.
01:21And now it's time to breathe.
01:24There's a surprise.
01:27Have fun up there!
01:30Oh, damn.
01:31Why are we stopping now?
01:33That has a very special reason.
01:36It's going to continue in a minute, guys.
01:45I know you always say that there's no happy marriage in world literature.
01:49And I know your marriage trauma better than you do.
01:51I mean, your mother left you and then you were ten.
01:53Nine.
01:54Exactly.
01:55And the farewell letter is on the wedding photo of your parents.
01:57That's why you still feel bad today when you see a wedding dress.
01:59Of course.
02:00But you don't have to marry in a wedding dress.
02:04We can also, I don't know, marry in a bunny costume.
02:09Bunny costume?
02:14Can't we just wear bunny costumes without a wedding?
02:19I don't think I can do that.
02:28Boss?
02:29I have a problem.
02:30The desk is on fire.
02:32Total shit!
02:33It's a complete mess!
02:35Oh, shit.
02:37Maria, do you have a bag or something?
02:39I think I have to break it.
02:41Wait a minute.
02:44Hello, how are you?
02:46Yes, someone rang the doorbell earlier.
02:48Ah, yes, probably the Telekom.
02:50They wanted to come today.
02:52Yes, whatever, I'll just make a new appointment.
02:54Let me remind you again, we're stuck here right now.
02:56Are the kids in bed?
02:57What is this accusatory undertone now?
02:59There was no accusatory undertone.
03:01Can you please go somewhere where it's quieter?
03:05Yes, that's just difficult.
03:06We're stuck here in this pendulum thing.
03:08There was a technical defect.
03:10You know, say something.
03:12You know, just say something if I annoy you.
03:14Yes.
03:15No, no.
03:16I think only the fire department will have to get us out of here.
03:18And we ...
03:19Hello?
03:21Hello?
03:22We have to get out of here somehow.
03:24Excuse me.
03:26If we all swing back and forth at the same time,
03:30maybe the thing will move.
03:32No, no.
03:33I'm not going to swing either forward or backward.
03:36We can't just sit here and do nothing.
03:38Yes, we can.
03:39The thing is broken.
03:40We can't do anything.
03:41At least not up here.
03:42You can always do something.
03:50I don't want to die!
03:53It was because of you.
03:54So I was right?
04:10No!
04:14Scheiße!
04:18Oh nein!
04:20Nein!
04:22Nein!
04:40Oh ja.
04:41Ja.
04:42Ja.
04:43Ja.
04:44Ja.
04:45Ja.
04:46Ja.
04:47Ja.
04:48Ja.
04:49Ja.
04:50In the family matter Ralf Hartmann against Heike Hartmann,
04:53the following decision is made.
04:55The marriage is divorced.
04:57Reasoning.
04:58Irreversible differences that could not be eliminated even by a couple therapy.
05:02Furthermore, differences of opinion about garden furniture,
05:05steam sauna and operation of the surface part storage heating.
05:10Beep.
05:12Attention, unusually high heart rate.
05:14Oh, excuse me.
05:15I have a new one.
05:19It was a return in the shop.
05:20Excuse me.
05:21Works perfectly.
05:23All the best to you both.
05:24Attention, unusually...
05:25Excuse me.
05:27Just before half past?
05:28Did it take longer today?
05:29I didn't do anything else.
05:33I have to go to the shop.
05:34The reading.
05:36I don't understand why you let Johanna Augustin read with you.
05:39She really pissed you off.
05:41She invited herself.
05:43Maybe it's time to leave the old stories behind.
05:46Who are you?
05:47What did you do with Maria Lampe?
05:50Stupid man.
05:53Do you have a little more time sometime?
05:55Don't make me a request again.
05:56We broke up and that's good.
05:58Ah, there she is again.
05:59The Maria Lampe I know.
06:01Thanks for the training.
06:02Be quiet in the yard.
06:03Bye, cocoa.
06:05Done.
06:06Thank you, Jürgen.
06:07Yes.
06:09Yes, out and past.
06:11Yes, yes.
06:17Cuckoo.
06:19Tell me, do we want to go eat an ice cream?
06:21In Venice?
06:22Three balls?
06:23I think another time.
06:25Yes, of course.
06:27Do you want to eat ice cream?
06:28Yes, of course.
06:29Yes, of course.
06:30Yes, of course.
06:31Yes, of course.
06:32Yes, of course.
06:33Yes, of course.
06:34The ice cream doesn't melt, does it?
06:36Unless it's hot.
06:39I'll go to the car.
06:40Yes.
06:46Yes.
06:50See you.
06:51Yes.
06:52Don't you want to be avoided?
06:53Yes.
07:02Good morning, people.
07:03Here is Marburg FM again.
07:04And this is the cover band of the heart, the Four Jays.
07:07Directly from Marburg.
07:10That's the Four Jays.
07:12Let's go.
07:13Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you.
07:19That is how I know you go on.
07:25Far across the distance and spaces between us.
07:37Three, four.
07:38Near, far, wherever you are.
07:43I believe that the heart is go on.
07:50Once more you open the door.
07:55And you're here in my heart.
07:58And my heart will go on and on.
08:13Go.
08:43Go.
08:53Good morning.
08:54Good morning.
08:55We need more chairs.
08:56It's all sold out.
08:59Nice.
09:01You promised that ...
09:02I got you.
09:04And you promised not to sit me anymore.
09:07I always feel like such a boss.
09:10You are my boss too.
09:12You, you are my boss too.
09:14Okay.
09:15It's great that Augustine is reading with us.
09:18Nice.
09:23Good morning.
09:27Goal of the day.
09:2810,000 steps.
09:42Good morning.
09:44There he is.
09:45Mr. Hartmann.
09:46Good morning, Mrs. Schaeffler.
09:47Finally.
09:48She asked for you a hundred times.
09:50I'll just get the spoon.
09:53Hey, you.
09:55Is everything okay with you?
09:56Yes.
09:57Divorce?
09:58Yes, but mom and I have decided not to celebrate.
10:02Are we going to eat an ice cream?
10:03I'm already with Tammy.
10:04Yes.
10:05We're going to eat an ice cream.
10:06Yes.
10:07We're going to eat an ice cream.
10:08Yes.
10:09We're going to eat an ice cream.
10:10Are we going to eat an ice cream?
10:11I'm already with Sammy.
10:12Who is Sammy?
10:13Sammy is Sammy.
10:15Ah.
10:17Well, the ice cream won't run away.
10:18Unless it's hot.
10:21Good news, Mrs. Schaeffler.
10:23My father is back.
10:25So, Mrs. Schaeffler, where does the shoe go?
10:29You are a 38, right?
10:32Oh, yes.
10:33You can eat whatever you want.
10:34The shoe always fits.
10:35Yes.
10:38Yes.
10:39I'll see you later.
10:40Okay.
10:41See you.
10:42Bye.
10:44How about this?
10:46Yes.
10:47May I?
10:48Yes, it's going in the right direction.
10:51Would you have something that's a little brighter?
10:54A lighter blue?
10:55Yes, but not too bright.
10:56Just not sky blue.
10:57No.
10:58Just not sky blue.
10:59Sky blue books always get such bad reviews.
11:01Hmm.
11:03Hmm.
11:04How about this?
11:05It's about Ernst Türkis.
11:06And it's also a very, very good novel.
11:08I read it in one night.
11:09It's about an elderly farmer who, after the Second World War...
11:11Very nice, very nice.
11:12It's really very nice.
11:13Hmm?
11:14It goes very well with my pillow.
11:15Yes.
11:16Nice.
11:17Anything else?
11:18Maybe a yellow book?
11:19Definitely not yellow.
11:20No yellow book.
11:21No.
11:22No, I'll do it.
11:24Don't worry.
11:25It's going to be great tonight.
11:27Goodbye, Mrs. Schaeffler.
11:28Goodbye.
11:31Sigh.
11:48Good day.
11:49You look like you'd be interested in cheese.
11:52Yes, you're right.
11:53Did you know that there are five different types of cheese?
11:56What, just five?
11:57Well, not cheese varieties, but cheese types.
12:00There are many types, of course.
12:01But each person is one of five types of cheese.
12:05Ah, I see.
12:06Yes.
12:07It's like with the blood group or the eye color, right?
12:10Aha.
12:11Yes.
12:12How often do you eat cheese during the week?
12:14Three times a week?
12:16Well, more like three times a week, right?
12:22Well, maybe three or four times.
12:23Do you like to sleep by an open window?
12:24In the summer.
12:25In the winter it's sometimes a bit cold.
12:26You have to be careful.
12:27And what do you prefer, showering or bathing?
12:28Bathing.
12:30Okay.
12:31Although I only have a shower at the moment.
12:32Do you prefer going to the cinema or the opera?
12:34To the cinema.
12:35Of course, it depends on what's going on.
12:36That's it.
12:38The device will calculate it for us.
12:42Ah, yes.
12:43Okay.
12:44Then try this one here.
12:45This one?
12:46Yes.
12:47Oh.
12:50Oh.
12:51You like it, don't you?
12:52Yes, very good.
12:53Because you're cheese type four.
12:54A connoisseur who takes things into his own hands.
12:57Oh, really?
12:58Yes.
12:59Ah.
13:00Yes.
13:01I'll show you something.
13:02Our offer for 8.99 euros.
13:03Then your wife can try it too.
13:05I'm fresh though.
13:06Tastes especially good with black bread.
13:07Oh.
13:08Hello.
13:09Dad?
13:10Living room.
13:11Yes, come here.
13:12Yes, come here, Bella.
13:13Oh.
13:14Oh.
13:15Oh.
13:16Oh.
13:17Oh.
13:18Oh.
13:19Oh.
13:20Oh.
13:21Oh.
13:22Oh.
13:23Oh.
13:24Oh.
13:25Oh.
13:26Your dog just doesn't like me.
13:28What?
13:31Hey, Jochen.
13:32Hi.
13:33Dad.
13:34Here, I was in the pharmacy.
13:36Good.
13:37Did you get Valiume for tonight?
13:39What's going on with you?
13:40The Augustine.
13:41I won't fall for her.
13:44The one with the eye patch?
13:45Yes.
13:46They used to date.
13:47Does Maria know...
13:49Dad, nobody is interested here.
13:52I'll just put it in the car.
13:53Yes.
13:56What?
13:57Tall, slim.
13:58And straight?
13:59Sure?
14:00Uh-huh.
14:01Maybe you should get yourself some new shoes so you can get in easier.
14:02Maybe you should get yourself another guy who doesn't always sneak through my flowerbed.
14:03Do you get to know anyone in your circle of friends or...
14:04circle of friends?
14:05Who am I supposed to get to know in Marburg?
14:06Yes?
14:07Jochen, so you don't have to do it all over again.
14:08Yes.
14:09I'm sorry.
14:10I'm sorry.
14:11I'm sorry.
14:12I'm sorry.
14:13I'm sorry.
14:14I'm sorry.
14:15I'm sorry.
14:16I'm sorry.
14:17I'm sorry.
14:18I'm sorry.
14:19I'm sorry.
14:20I'm sorry.
14:21I'm sorry.
14:22I'm sorry.
14:23I'm sorry.
14:24I'm sorry.
14:25I'm sorry.
14:26I'm sorry.
14:27I'm sorry.
14:28So, did it last long?
14:29Yeah.
14:30Jochen, just to let you know,
14:36here two times a day.
14:40Great, if you have a daughter who takes care of you, doesn't she?
14:52I'm feeling a little better.
14:54Now that you're back on the market.
14:56On the market?
14:57Am I in a bag of potatoes or what?
14:59If you keep eating that crap, you'll look like that soon.
15:01Dude, it only has 34 grams of sugar?
15:06It says it's calorie-reduced.
15:08Look, you sent Lotti.
15:10Uh-huh, show me.
15:14Oh, I didn't get that.
15:16Uh, yeah, we have a three-way chat now.
15:20Ah.
15:24Nice.
15:30Hello.
15:31You look like you'd be interested in cheese.
15:33Uh-huh.
15:34How often do you eat cheese a week?
15:37About three times, four times?
15:39Yes.
15:40Do you like to sleep by an open window?
15:42Only in the summer.
15:43Uh-huh.
15:45What do you prefer, showering or bathing?
15:48Oh, bathing.
15:49Huh?
15:50There's nothing better than a hot tub after a movie.
15:53That would have been my next question.
15:56I love movies.
15:58Uh-huh.
16:00Well, then that's it.
16:02Well, I'll tell you what.
16:04They're cheese type 4.
16:06A connoisseur who takes things into her own hands.
16:09Try this one.
16:11Oh, man!
16:12This is the third time I've been here.
16:14And every time I've answered your questions completely differently.
16:17That's what they say.
16:18You're always cheese type 4.
16:23Here.
16:25Why don't you just say that you want to sell cheese instead of doing a fake test like this?
16:31It's just a holiday job, actually.
16:34It's just about the matter.
16:36Don't ruin your life again.
16:39At least use your talent for something better.
16:42I can't stand dishonesty.
16:47Sorry, guys.
16:48Oh, God.
16:50Oh, my God.
16:52Hello, I'm Maria.
16:54Hello.
16:55Maria Lampe.
16:56My boss.
16:57Just Maria.
16:59There she is.
17:00There she is.
17:05Mrs. Augustine.
17:06Welcome.
17:07Sophie Duval.
17:08Oh, yes.
17:09Yes.
17:10Johanna.
17:11It's so nice to see you again.
17:12Maria.
17:17Oh, it's so tidy here.
17:19Quite different from the shop where I'm about to read in front of 1,200 people.
17:24Wow.
17:25Oh, it's such a shame that such shops are dying out.
17:28Mrs. Augustine?
17:29Yes.
17:30I'm from the Marburger Boten.
17:31Can we take a picture?
17:32Yes, of course, of course.
17:33Maybe here.
17:34Yes, gladly.
17:35Could you, please?
17:36Yes.
17:41Could you?
17:42Yes.
17:43Yes, of course.
17:44Here.
17:45Great.
17:48Great.
17:50And...
17:52Yes.
17:53Could you hold that for a second?
17:57I think we got it.
18:01I got it.
18:02Here.
18:18Are you leaving?
18:21No, definitely not.
18:22I'll never get such a good parking space again.
18:47Two eyes.
19:08Ralf!
19:09I'm sorry.
19:10I just didn't want to come in.
19:11Just ring the bell.
19:13Ah.
19:14Are you rehearsing again?
19:16Yes.
19:17I brought you something.
19:19Cheese.
19:21Very tasty.
19:23Okay.
19:25Or you don't like cheese anymore?
19:27Why shouldn't I like cheese anymore?
19:28No idea.
19:32I have to go over to the boys' room.
19:33Wait a minute.
19:34Wait a minute.
19:36Look.
19:37Here on Bahnhofstrasse there are rehearsal rooms.
19:40Maybe that's something for you.
19:41Oh, the garage does it.
19:42Of course it does.
19:46But in the long run, of course, it's not a solution.
19:48Sure.
19:50Sure.
19:51It tastes good with black bread.
20:00I'll go over.
20:01Yes.
20:05Jochen.
20:06Thank you, Jochen.
20:07Another one, Jochen?
20:08Thank you, Jochen.
20:10Ralf.
20:11Tell me.
20:12How did it go?
20:13Today was the divorce.
20:14Yes, but we decided not to celebrate it.
20:18But we celebrate it.
20:20Cheers.
20:21To freedom.
20:22I didn't really want to be free.
20:24Oh, don't be so gloomy here.
20:26Do it like me.
20:27I'm a connoisseur who takes things into his own hands.
20:30Are you cheese type 4 too?
20:32Like you too?
20:33Oh, me too.
20:34That's a thing.
20:41Maybe the divorce was a big mistake too.
20:43If we had done it differently...
20:45Now it's the way it is.
20:47I think Jochen is right.
20:48You have to think about other things.
20:50Go to the church.
20:51Get to know someone.
20:52Who should I get to know?
20:53I can't think of anyone right now.
20:55One of my patients has a daughter.
20:57She's single.
20:58Oh, then it's predetermined.
20:59She's single, I'm single.
21:00The rest is still a formality.
21:02Sorry, that's not what I meant.
21:03But she's also very nice.
21:04She looks good.
21:05Has humor.
21:06And she's a bookseller.
21:07Has a bookshop in the upper city.
21:08Buy her a single cookbook.
21:09Then she'll know right away that you don't have anyone.
21:11That you don't have anyone.
21:12That sounds so desperate.
21:14I have the shop.
21:15I have two daughters.
21:16I have the band.
21:17And I have...
21:21That's quite a lot.
21:24Let's rock!
21:26If we didn't have you, said Conrad.
21:28And the nun smiled gratefully.
21:30Yes, you're right, laughed Elisabeth.
21:34And bite into her juicy apple.
21:39Bravo!
21:40Bravo!
21:41Bravo!
21:42Bravo!
21:43Bravo!
21:52Thank you very much.
21:53Thank you, Mrs. Augustin.
21:55So, dear Mrs. Augustin is offered to answer a few more questions.
21:59If anyone has any.
22:02Yes, the gentleman over there, please.
22:04Mrs. Augustin, that was really great.
22:07Tell me, where do you get your ideas from?
22:13You know, the history of Marburg is so rich in exciting stories.
22:19Yes, that inspires me.
22:22Did you want to say something, Maria?
22:24No, better not.
22:26Does anyone else have a question?
22:30Still the old story.
22:33Maria, no one stops you from writing a book.
22:41Okay, that's a perfect conclusion.
22:43Yes, but...
22:46Strange, I know a book in which no one has worked out my idea.
22:51But I don't want to name a name here.
22:53What do you mean?
22:56There is Game of Thrones and Lord of the Rings.
22:59There is Pumuckl and there is Sam's.
23:02I'm sure the world would have two non-crimes.
23:05Just ask yourself if you could have written one.
23:07Of course, I was almost done with my research.
23:11For decades you have been lost in research.
23:13Instead of just writing, you can't do anything.
23:15You can always do something.
23:17You, please send me a manuscript.
23:19If it ever gets done.
23:21I would like to put a good word for you at Mayerling Verlag.
23:26So, are there any more questions from the audience?
23:31No.
23:49Vlad, come on.
24:01Fuck.
24:15Fuck!
24:19Which asshole parked here?
24:21Fuck!
24:32Fuck!
24:35For decades you have been lost in research.
24:37Instead of just writing, you can't do anything.
24:42Go to the pier and get to know someone.
24:46She is a bookseller and has a bookshop in the upper city.
25:02She is a bookseller and has a bookshop in the upper city.
25:13Vlad, come on.
25:31Fuck.
25:43Hello.
25:45Hey.
25:46Hey.
25:47How can I help you?
25:48I just wanted to...
25:50I'm looking for...
25:54Impulses.
25:56Sometimes you just need a little pusher.
25:58I just got divorced.
25:59And it's a bit like New Year's Eve.
26:03You look back and forward, but without fireworks.
26:06I was always looking for reasons why something is not possible.
26:10Instead of ways how it works.
26:13The most important thing is to find out what you want and what you don't want.
26:17And who is this me?
26:19Sometimes I have the feeling...
26:22That I somehow lost myself.
26:24Like a key.
26:26And to find myself again, I have to think about where I saw myself last time.
26:30In the last few years, I completely lost myself.
26:32But that's the end of it.
26:33I'll never do that again.
26:37Johanna Augustin made a mistake.
26:39I'll show him.
26:40I'm writing a book.
26:43I see.
26:44And what's your name?
26:46Tantra in old age.
26:48Very good.
26:49Tantra not only releases physical tension, but also spiritual.
26:54May I?
26:57This point here.
26:59It's connected to the heart.
27:02And...
27:04From there, it radiates into the whole body.
27:08And releases potential.
27:12Oh.
27:17Hey, Nicky. I'll be gone, okay?
27:23Hi.
27:24New customer?
27:26Hm?
27:27Yes.
27:28Crazy. You think you know everyone in the market.
27:32Ciao, Coco.
27:33Max is training for a marathon.
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