• 2 months ago
(PS2) Yakuza 2 - 24
Transcript
00:00Yo guys, the name's Wolfenhagen. Welcome back to The Wolves Inn. I think we're gonna go one more session before I'm gonna go to sleep.
00:07It's 3.49 in the morning. It's a Saturday morning. I'm getting a bit tired.
00:16Welcome to- Oh, it's you, Suga. If you're after Karu, she ain't here. Where is she? Don't know what happened, but...
00:24Probably that bar on Sotenbori. She usually drops in there when she is out alone.
00:31She's a real regular. She's a real regular. The bar on Sotenbori.
00:38The bar on Sotenbori. Okay, I'll take a look.
00:54That's not too hard to get to.
00:59Thinking we should- Nah, we won't cut across from Donkey.
01:24There's no one to fight. Yeah, in my previous video, the Running Man is over there where the big X is.
01:33And also, I had a picture of the bridge from about this angle here.
01:40And the laneway picture is kind of like here. Kind of. And there's the crab. The crab restaurant.
01:50So, those are the pictures I got from Japan on the first trip, I think. Which was 2010.
01:57And unfortunately, my other few years later, I lost the pictures. That's unfortunate.
02:04Of course, it's nice to have. Where is the bar? Is this the food place? That's the food place.
02:12I guess I'm further down.
02:20Here it is. Let's go to see. Let's see if I need to go up screen.
02:32What's wrong? My head.
02:35My head. Ugh. Hey, are you okay? My head. My head's itching like crazy. I haven't showered in a month.
02:48Hey, come on. Don't leave me hanging in comedy if you don't play the street man. What? I don't think so.
02:57No good? It's no good. Nah, I ain't saying you're no good, buddy. It's me. Just ain't cut out for humor.
03:11I can't get sharp comebacks out of folks cause my setups are lame. That must be it. You're right.
03:20You don't mince your words, do you, bro? Anyhow, sorry to get in your face.
03:26My name's Minamizawa, you? Because I'm a Kiryu. Mr. Kiryu, huh? Me and a buddy of mine, Kirigawa.
03:40We used to be a comedy duo performing as the Mars Fighters. I was the funny man to his street guy.
03:48Never went anywhere, so I doubt you know us. Anyhow, the Grand Prix of Gags is coming up.
03:56I was set to enter. Gotta prove ourselves. But Kirigawa said we was over.
04:04And now he's disappeared. No clue where he's at.
04:07Boy, had more porn in his place than you could imagine. Maybe the CIA cut a demo.
04:18Oh, or maybe aliens came in and messed with his brain. Beat him up, head for the wall.
04:22I mean, it's my life, you know. But I wanted it. Always dreaming of being a big act here.
04:34We were serious, really gave it all we had. But now, with no partner.
04:42Plus, apparently my setups ain't funny. I'm losing my confidence, man.
04:47You can't just give up. There's more to life than comedy.
04:54You can't just give up. You've come this far. Try a little harder.
05:02Yeah, I've never been as serious as this about anything else. I want to keep going with it.
05:08Still, without a partner. Hey, how about it, pal? Pair up with me?
05:17Just kidding, bro. Don't worry about it.
05:27Well, don't need you. Oh, she's not at this bar?
05:34Is there a woman named Sayama here? Oh, if you're looking for Miss Sayama,
05:40she just left a short while ago. She said she was going to the river or something.
05:46Perhaps you should look for her there? Let's see, thanks.
05:54She's gotta be on one of the bridge sides. We need to go get some either milk or caffeine.
06:00Hey, yeah, you, chump. You just glared at me. No, not intentionally, anyways.
06:10Don't give me that. You were glaring at me.
06:15Ah, and now you're all dry, is that me?
06:20How about I show you what happens to folks that don't know how to make fun of me?
06:25And I think this is the comedy duo's partner.
06:46Hmm.
06:48Stop, wait. Hold up. Come on, man.
07:18I'm beat here, I give. Waiter, hey, Kitagawa?
07:26Mr. Kiryu, there's my partner. Ex-Mars fighter, Kitagawa.
07:34Minazawa? What the hell are you doing here?
07:38Acting like some kind of damn Yakuza. Yeah, gotta bow.
07:43Hey, wait, Kitagawa.
07:50Hey, bro, help me catch him, would ya? I can't run for shit, man.
07:56All right, I'll grab him. All right, I'll grab him.
08:01Thanks, pal.
08:03Let's have a look on where he is.
08:07Oh, there he is.
08:09Oh, that was a knock.
08:13Hey, hold it.
08:15Eek.
08:23Kitagawa, why are you running away?
08:27You should at least hear it now. How long do you plan on running?
08:32All right, fine.
08:35Why'd you say you wanted to cool it off, man?
08:38Why don't you just disappear on me?
08:43I said I suck ass.
08:45Ain't nothing this guy can work with.
08:49Nice.
08:50Pretty self-sacrificing.
08:52Really, I kinda realized that then.
08:55That ain't all, though.
08:56My comebacks were for shit, too.
09:00Two of us were born for comedy.
09:03Qualified, man.
09:04It ain't happening.
09:06So, I said we should just stop trying.
09:09Kitagawa.
09:13So, what you even doing these days?
09:16Why are you acting like some kind of Yakuza?
09:20I sat in a manga cafe for a month after that.
09:23Drinking iced oolong tea.
09:26What, are you some kind of shodden?
09:29So, there I was, reading comics, right?
09:32There was this one amazing Yakuza guy.
09:36After finishing out the series, I didn't have anything else to do yet.
09:40So, I joined the Yakuza.
09:42This is why I had to.
09:45No, you have to be kidding me.
09:49What are you, a dad?
09:50Who joins the Yakuza for a dumb ass reason like that?
09:53Wake up.
09:56Ow, that hurt.
09:59Don't go kidding me, man.
10:02It'd be a crime to ruin a handsome face.
10:05I'll remember that if I ever see one.
10:08Look, you knocked out my 2P out of place.
10:11My 2P.
10:13You're bald?
10:15Kitagawa, since I've seen you.
10:16And now it's a dance circus when we finally meet up again.
10:21Hey, hold on.
10:24What?
10:25This.
10:28This is good.
10:30That's good.
10:31The lopsided 2P look?
10:32I vote no.
10:34Not that.
10:34This.
10:35This dynamic.
10:37Don't you feel it?
10:38This is working.
10:40Actually.
10:42Yeah.
10:43You're playing funny guy to my street man.
10:47Yeah.
10:50Up till now, we've been playing it the other way around.
10:53But check us out.
10:55I'm all kind of out of it.
10:58And you're coming at me with zingers.
11:02I'm the natural funny man.
11:04And your street man ain't bad either.
11:07I felt all my hair setting up on him, man.
11:11He ain't even got hair.
11:14Let's take this combination to the Grand Prix, buddy.
11:17What do you say?
11:18Kitagawa, you think we can do it?
11:21All right.
11:22Mars Fighters right again.
11:24Still feel a little strange, but I've got a good feeling about this.
11:31Thank you, Mr. Kiryu.
11:34Without you giving me that extra push, I'd probably given up on the comedy line.
11:40Me playing the funny man?
11:42That's probably all thanks to you knocking my brain loose, buddy.
11:47You're the one who picked the fight.
11:49Yes.
11:50Give the man a real apology.
11:52Hey, that's right.
11:54Sorry, buddy.
11:56Honestly, you're always like that.
11:58I give up.
12:00Wait, I thought you just said we weren't gonna give up.
12:04Knock it off.
12:09For saving 1000 experience points.
12:12Okay, so we gotta go to the other side of the bridge.
12:17And I'm running the wrong way.
12:19We can go around this way, which is quicker.
12:37And just downhill.
12:39But before I do that, we're gonna go to Don Quixote from the rear side.
12:45Because I need to see if we can get some cat food.
12:50Okay, we are in and let's...
12:55Maybe I should turn down the audio when I do this piece.
13:04Actually, I'll just turn it off altogether.
13:07Because I do not want to get hit by Content ID.
13:11I think we only need one.
13:15Okay, before we do that, let's have a...
13:19Quick check.
13:21Uh, that'll be fine.
13:23Let's go out the side.
13:24All right, we can get the sound back on.
13:30And we'll go and...
13:33We don't need to talk to that guy.
13:36We'll go find Sayama.
13:40Could have gone down that side, missed the gate.
13:44No, let's not go to Sayama first.
13:46Let's go back to Don Quixote and get this cat some cat food.
13:51I don't want to progress the story and screw something up.
14:12There we go.
14:13Hmm, you got something to give my little Yuki?
14:17What you got?
14:19Yes.
14:21Cat food.
14:25You gave her cat food.
14:28I think her doesn't seem interested.
14:30I bet you girls are real gourmet, yeah?
14:32Don't touch that stuff.
14:33It's beneath her.
14:35Okay, I think she goes for the takoyaki.
14:38I'm pretty sure that's it.
14:39That's right, it's been a small bit.
14:52Hmm, the takoyaki.
14:54I'm going to get it, get the small one.
14:59And also, what are these women talking about?
15:02Oh no, it's not women.
15:03It's a cabbie.
15:04No, it didn't let me in before.
15:12I'm going to have a check.
15:15What do we have here?
15:22Nothing here.
15:26There.
15:29I think it was the tuna rice.
15:31We got dog food here.
15:35Nothing?
15:41No, nothing.
15:48All right, let's go.
15:53Takoyaki it is.
15:59It wouldn't have been better.
16:05Okay.
16:12All right, fat cat.
16:14Let's go.
16:16Oops.
16:16Come on, let me see.
16:18Wrong button.
16:27Meow.
16:28Nipio doesn't seem to be interested.
16:30What are you feeding her?
16:31Trying to kill her?
16:32What?
16:33What did she want?
16:34Didn't she want the salmon rice ball?
16:40I thought you would get it once.
16:44She needs milk.
16:47That's going to be interesting.
16:59Tuna rice ball.
17:02And we'll take a salmon rice ball.
17:03Why not?
17:05No milk here.
17:17Take three.
17:31I'll give her the tuna rice ball.
17:35Let's see.
17:46Okay, that's not bad.
17:57Salmon rice ball?
17:59No?
18:02All right.
18:03None of that.
18:06What the freak does the cat want?
18:21Oh, wait a minute.
18:24Time for a fight?
18:24No.
18:25No, I don't want to fight.
18:27It's so sad.
18:30I think I just took the wrong way around.
18:32Oh, don't kill yourself.
18:48I don't know what you have to say.
18:50Oh, yeah, you don't.
18:52Don't stand like one, dude.
19:00Okay, okay, okay.
19:02Okay, so we have cat food, boss, no milk.
19:21You kind of want dog food.
19:22That would be bizarre.
19:24Maybe she wants the bento or something.
19:27I can tell you, it didn't take this long for me to get it last time.
19:31Very, very strange.
19:34So strange that I think I'm going to go to the other side and meet, you know, play them off.
19:44Maybe she wants the bento.
21:26Oh.
21:56All right, I've got tables.
22:08Oh, God.
22:11Triple kick.
22:12All of them got tables.
22:16This is nasty.
22:26Okay, there's one way to do this.
22:31You know the throw technique.
22:34In you go.
22:39Goddamn.
22:52I'm not as bad as the other guys.
22:57Yeah.
23:18In you go.
23:24Who's standing up first?
23:26Okay, maybe not.
23:28I am the most down.
24:57And I thought.
24:59Yeah.
25:01Yeah.
25:03Yeah.
25:05Yeah.
25:07So we take you in and get out.
25:09Yeah.
25:26So we take you in and get out.
25:28Yeah.
25:30Yeah.
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25:38Yep, yep, yep.
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