Homeless_Man_Buys_A_Lamborghini(360p)
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00:00What's up guys, I accidentally gave all my money away to Twitch streamers and now I'm homeless.
00:05And on top of that, UMG keeps taking all my revenue.
00:08So I'm gonna go buy a Lamborghini so I can make this viral video and then have money and not be homeless.
00:12Unless UMG claims it again.
00:13How's it going, man?
00:19Good.
00:20Yeah, welcome to Lamborghini.
00:22Any questions?
00:24How much do they cost?
00:25You know, $130,000, up to $500,000 or so.
00:28That's not that much.
00:30What does it feel like to sleep in it?
00:31To sleep in it, well...
00:33Yeah? Have you ever lived in one?
00:35I have not.
00:36I was thinking of living in one.
00:37I'd be a first.
00:38What's your cheapest one?
00:39I'm gonna hang over here around $200,000, $205,000 or so.
00:43Oh, that's it?
00:44How many horses does it have?
00:46580.
00:48Is that a lot?
00:49He's being nice to me.
00:50Why is he being nice?
00:51I've kind of thrown up.
00:52There's no cup holder?
00:53There's no cup holder in this.
00:55That's why it's like $200,000.
00:56Gotcha.
00:57Exactly.
00:58Can I just buy it?
01:02It's just at my office.
01:03We'll do that?
01:04Do the table.
01:05Yeah.
01:06Cool.
01:07Alright, have a seat.
01:09Alright guys, so basically, we now own a Lamborghini.
01:12I probably should have bought a house.
01:13Nah, it's whatever.
01:15Long story short, I guess it's Lamborghini's motto to be nice to everyone that comes in their dealership.
01:19I didn't know that, so that's apparently why he was so nice to me.
01:22At the end of the video, we're gonna take this car and sell it back to the dealership.
01:25So make sure you watch to the end to see how they react to that.
01:27We've got so many crazy things planned for today, so just keep watching.
01:30So anyways, I've never driven a Lamborghini before.
01:32I don't know what I'm doing.
01:34Wait, what?
01:37This is boring.
01:38I know.
01:39This is not the optimal condition for a 20-year-old idiot to be driving a Lamborghini.
01:45I'm scared.
01:47Am I doing something wrong?
01:50Dude, there was a ton of smoke coming out the back and it was extremely loud.
01:53We don't know how to drive a Lamborghini.
01:56I was making a lot of noise and I got scared.
01:58Damn boy, our Lambo looks sick.
02:00Oh my god, this is so much smoother.
02:02I know, right?
02:03I just don't like it's scary because it's a $200,000 car.
02:06So I want it in automatic so I can't mess it up.
02:10How much money do we have?
02:11We got a few dollars.
02:12Do you guys have like $1 burgers?
02:15We're good at these.
02:16Yep.
02:17I ran out of money.
02:18I spent it all on this car.
02:20She didn't care.
02:21She doesn't care.
02:22She doesn't care about my car.
02:23Chandler, what's the point of paying $200,000 for a car if a person at McDonald's doesn't compliment you?
02:29Wait, I'm vegan.
02:30I can't touch your meat.
02:31Alright Chandler, it's your turn.
02:32Have fun.
02:33Buckle up.
02:35I'm ready, dad.
02:36Dude, look at those kids.
02:37We're flexing on them.
02:38We're flexing on them.
02:39Oh, Lambo.
02:40Dude, if they compliment you on Lambo, I'm going to be mad.
02:43Hey, do you like my car?
02:46It's cool.
02:49You parking?
02:50We're parking.
02:51We're parking.
02:52Since I'm a homeless person, we might as well go spend a bunch of money and just see how people react.
02:56I'm looking for some pants that don't have holes in them.
02:59Ooh, jeans would be cool.
03:01How much are they?
03:03This is $168.
03:05$168.
03:06Do you have any that are a little more expensive?
03:08And can I get a watch?
03:09Okay.
03:10This is $922.35.
03:12They're nice to have clothes that don't have holes in them.
03:17He didn't really react.
03:18We're running into a little dilemma.
03:19We were kind of hoping everyone would be just mean to me, but so far, everyone I've seen
03:22has just been super nice.
03:24Doodoo sales?
03:26How much is this?
03:28I'll buy it.
03:29Is it just a scarf?
03:30It is.
03:31Fun.
03:34Alright, so I just bought my towel.
03:36Kind of an expensive towel, but I needed it.
03:38I'm a little dirty.
03:41What's that?
03:42UMG.
03:43You should arrest them.
03:45I don't know what I need.
03:47What's UMG?
03:49UMG.
03:53So we were bouncing from store to store getting people's reactions to me being homeless buying
03:57expensive things, and in between stores, Garrett actually hit a car.
04:00Like, no joke.
04:01Okay, well, this is interesting.
04:03Look what just happened.
04:04Chandler threw up on the side of this car, and we were talking about Chandler's puke,
04:09and uh...
04:10I just flipped this car.
04:12I literally said, we should let Garrett drive the Lambo, and then we saw...
04:16I'm not good with trucks.
04:18How does he move the car out of the way where it does the least amount of damage?
04:22Stop, stop, stop.
04:23You good, you good, you good?
04:24There we go.
04:27Fixed.
04:30That looks good.
04:31Did he just bump it out?
04:32Yeah.
04:33How much do you think this car is worth?
04:34$1500?
04:35Yeah.
04:36Can we just leave $10,000 on the car and leave?
04:38Do you have $10,000?
04:39I just want to talk to this person, and if I could just buy the car, I wouldn't care.
04:43Like, I'd literally just buy the car.
04:45Just give him the Lambo?
04:46Yeah.
04:47What if I just gave him the Lamborghini?
04:49It's got a baby seat in the back, so I don't think you can put babies in Lambos.
04:53Now I feel bad, she has a kid.
04:55Dude, let's take her to a dealership and just buy her whatever car she wants.
04:57She's probably at work till 6.
04:58I think it'd be funny if the car we hit, if we just gave him the Lamborghini.
05:01No, you can't just give away stuff like that.
05:04Why not? That'd be funny.
05:05It's not funny to give away those kind of cars.
05:08People can't afford that kind of insurance.
05:11She could just sell it.
05:12No!
05:13Why?
05:14No!
05:15Please, no.
05:17Because you don't know.
05:18No.
05:19No.
05:20Please.
05:21No.
05:22Well, what can I do?
05:23Can I go buy her a new car?
05:24He can buy her a new car?
05:26You don't even know who she is!
05:28Yeah, or he.
05:29I mean, it could be a guy, but we hit he slash she's car, so logic says we replace it.
05:35Right?
05:36That's not what logic says!
05:37Alright, can you move some money over so I can go buy her a new car?
05:40We need the content.
05:41Garrett literally hit a f***ing car.
05:43Let's meet that person and buy her whatever car she wants.
05:47What kind of car are we replacing?
05:49This is the car he hit.
05:50Can I give her $100,000?
05:51No!
05:52You're no fun!
05:54This car online is worth $3,000.
05:56We made a little scratch, a big scratch, and a dent that we already fixed,
06:00which means we should give her $20,000.
06:02By that math, yes, we should.
06:04I'm repping it!
06:05No, you need to get out.
06:07Sir, you need to get out of the vehicle.
06:09You are not allowed to drive anymore.
06:11No, no, pull him out!
06:13Pull him out!
06:15Come on, pull him out!
06:17We need six lawn chairs, and we need to camp out right here waiting for the person.
06:21I think that would be hilarious.
06:22This is now the desert video, but in this garage.
06:24Alright, Chandler, we're at Walmart.
06:26Garrett hit a car, so we're gonna go camp, buy the car, and wait for the person to come back.
06:30Oh yeah, they need chairs. They need four of those.
06:36So this is what we got here.
06:37We got some chairs, we got some checkers.
06:40You can't really see it.
06:41We got Uno, I got a sleeping bag.
06:45So we got Uno, I got a sleeping bag, and I'm gonna pass out.
06:48So you are camped out in this Lamborghini.
06:50The car we hit is right over there.
06:52Whenever he slash she pulls up, we're gonna skirt skirt, be like,
06:56yo, you just got a new car.
06:57This Lamborghini?
06:58No, my mom said I couldn't give it to her.
07:00My mom wants me to have money.
07:01It's kinda lame, isn't it?
07:02I mean, we all want you to have money, Jimmy.
07:04I just wanna give it all away.
07:05Chris's mom's calling.
07:06This is Jimmy.
07:08Garrett accidentally hit a car.
07:09How does that make you feel?
07:10Jesus Christ, with the Lamborghini?
07:12No, no, no, with the stupid red truck.
07:14Oh, I mean, is everybody safe?
07:16Yeah, well, by hit, I mean kinda like scratched.
07:19I think it's fine. Did the people see it?
07:22No, they haven't come back yet, but I feel kinda bad,
07:24so I was thinking of buying them a new car.
07:26Does that seem reasonable?
07:27For you, yes. For me, no. I would just drive away.
07:39And we're back.
07:46I'm getting a little tired.
07:47I'm gonna nap in our tent.
07:48You know, our parking garage tent.
07:50Ow, ow, ow.
07:51Ow, it hurts.
07:52It's concrete.
07:53This kinda reminds me of the desert.
07:54Remember when we were in the desert?
07:56Yeah.
07:57Yeah, this reminds me of that.
07:58So how do we go from a Lamborghini
08:00to a tent in a parking lot?
08:02I don't know.
08:03I don't know.
08:04I don't know.
08:05I don't know.
08:06I don't know.
08:07I don't know.
08:08Chris is gonna jump over the Lamborghini.
08:12Go, go, go.
08:19Oh!
08:22Crazy.
08:23That's insane.
08:24Oh, look, it's Garrett.
08:26Garrett, you made us dent right here.
08:28Let's not put a dent on this side.
08:30You can do this, Garrett.
08:31Last one to hit a car wins $10,000.
08:34I did it.
08:35I know.
08:36Oh, my God.
08:37He just hit the window again.
08:38Did you?
08:39You did amazing, Garrett.
08:40I did.
08:41Did he actually?
08:42Yes, he did.
08:43Get out.
08:44Garrett, get out of the car.
08:45Now we own the whole episode.
08:46Stop touching.
08:47Don't touch the car.
08:48You already did enough damage.
08:49Whatever it is with this car, Garrett,
08:51Garrett, this car now has a restraining order on you.
08:53Garrett is not allowed within 1,000 feet of this car.
08:55I'm sorry.
08:56I'm sorry.
08:57I'm sorry.
08:58I'm sorry.
08:59I'm sorry.
09:00I'm sorry.
09:01I'm sorry.
09:02I'm sorry.
09:04Look at this place.
09:0724 hours in a parking spot.
09:10We're waiting for the car that we hit so we can give the person $10,000 challenge.
09:14I've never seen somebody so excited about a car getting smashed.
09:17Jimmy immediately gets out of the car and he's like, this is great.
09:20All of us were like, no.
09:22We didn't know what to do for content.
09:24I was just like, thank you, God.
09:26Just to let you know, Chandler-
09:27Chandler has never had a Twinkie before.
09:29I just handed him one and he's like, I've never had that before.
09:31What is this?
09:32I was like, it's a Twinkie, but not.
09:33I thought that's the best thing you've ever had.
09:34Wait, give me one.
09:35Give me one, give me one.
09:36Chandler stole our Twinkies.
09:39These are so good.
09:40We need to throw these away.
09:42They're way too many calories.
09:42Okay, I'll go throw them away.
09:44Yeah, please do.
09:46Yeah, I'll go throw them away.
09:53It is pouring rain.
09:55Did you hear the thunder?
09:56It is pouring rain.
09:57Hold on, hold on, hold on.
10:00Sir, sir, is that your car?
10:03Is that your car?
10:05When we were, I hate to like randomly throw this on you,
10:09but when we were pulling out,
10:10we accidentally scratched it a little bit.
10:13Oh yeah?
10:14No, like this isn't a prank.
10:16We're like YouTubers,
10:17but like we accidentally did scratch it,
10:18so I didn't know what to do about it.
10:21We were waiting for you so we could buy you some.
10:23We waited for you like since 10 a.m. this morning.
10:25Yeah, yeah.
10:26Oh, seriously?
10:27Yeah, because we felt bad.
10:28Well, what do you want to do about it?
10:29Because we were pulling out with this red truck
10:31and we scared it right here.
10:33I'm the culture type.
10:34What do you think?
10:35Do you think a couple of hundred bucks maybe?
10:36Or 500 bucks?
10:38Honestly, this came off and we kind of popped it back in.
10:42But I don't know if it like broke or anything.
10:44The whole thing was dented in and we popped it back out.
10:47So we're just going to give you money
10:49to make up for it.
10:51It's $9,000.
10:53We had 10, but we had to pay $1,000 for our parking spot.
10:56There's no way that's real.
10:57Yeah, it is.
10:58It's real, 100%.
10:59We got it from the bank.
11:00Yeah, it is.
11:01Get out of here.
11:02Yeah.
11:02Yes, sir, 100%.
11:03It's a bank bank.
11:04100%.
11:05The car's not even worth that much.
11:06It's not even worth $9,000?
11:07That's fine.
11:08Yeah, here you go.
11:10There's no way, man.
11:11Yeah, 100%.
11:12Yes, sir.
11:13$9,000.
11:15There's no way.
11:16That doesn't even feel right.
11:17I don't like money, to be honest.
11:19Hey, man.
11:20Here you go, take it.
11:21That's crazy.
11:22Ah, there's the bag.
11:23You gotta take it.
11:24Yeah, you have to take it.
11:25We waited all day for this.
11:26That way you can buy a new car
11:28because we totaled this car.
11:30We really did.
11:31All right, well, I don't want it,
11:32so I'll just leave it there.
11:33And you can do what you want with it.
11:34Who are you shooting this for?
11:36Oh, YouTube.
11:37I mean, we might as well get content out of it.
11:38Garrett, if you're gonna hit people's car.
11:40I'm sorry, man.
11:42I'm super sorry about your car.
11:44And like, dumbfounded, don't even know what to say.
11:46It's all good?
11:47I mean, well, I mean, yeah, it would be all good,
11:50but it's not worth that to fix that.
11:53You know what I'm saying?
11:54So we don't have enough.
11:55We need more?
11:55Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
11:57We gotta get more money.
11:57You shouldn't have paid $1,000 for the parking space.
12:00Well, that was all.
12:00I mean, we can just shake and go our separate ways.
12:04Hey, that makes me feel bad.
12:08No, you shouldn't.
12:09So does that mean I end up all over YouTube, too?
12:12Yeah.
12:13I mean, I'm not that type of person.
12:15Like, that makes me feel bad.
12:16No, don't worry about it.
12:17You really shouldn't.
12:18We set out camp.
12:19We made a day out of it.
12:21Yeah, we had fun.
12:22I mean, you gotta be like, I don't even know what to say.
12:24Now that I just gave away $9,000 to a random person,
12:26what do I do?
12:27You can hit my car any time.
12:28I can't.
12:30I'll be parked around the same place tomorrow.
12:31Okay.
12:32Guys, let me know if I can hit your car.
12:34Garrett, you, how'd it go?
12:35Tell him sorry for hitting his car.
12:36Yeah, apologize.
12:37Yeah, man.
12:41Hit the bad side.
12:42That was, that was, yeah, please.
12:45That was bad.
12:46Stay away from him, please.
12:48That's the world's way of saying,
12:48you already hit his car.
12:49Stay away from him.
12:50Don't touch it.
12:51I rode out.
12:52Oh, this feels really weird,
12:53kind of leaning like this.
12:54Take care.
12:55Hey.
12:56You have a good day.
13:03Say what now?
13:03I said it totally doesn't feel right walking away.
13:05Oh, no, you're fine.
13:06You're totally fine.
13:09Thank gosh, his car still works.
13:10Yeah.
13:11I thought we totaled it.
13:12I know.
13:13Goodbye.
13:14See you later, man.
13:16I wonder what he's gonna do with that money.
13:18Wonder what his name is.
13:19Now that we took care of that,
13:20can I have the Lamborghini keys?
13:21Man, imagine if my mom would've let me
13:23give him this Lamborghini.
13:24He would've lost his mind.
13:25Actually, knowing him now,
13:27he would've not taken it.
13:27He barely accepted the $9,000.
13:30We should pick up our thing first.
13:32Oh, yeah.
13:33All right.
13:34Lamborghini, give us a second.
13:37We paid the guy we hit nine grand.
13:39We picked up everything from our parking spot
13:41that we camped in for seven hours.
13:43And now we're gonna take this Lamborghini right here
13:45back to the dealership and sell it to them.
13:47I don't want it anymore.
13:48Driving a car that cost over $200,000
13:50is literally stressful.
13:51I'd rather spend that money on other videos
13:53and do good things with it.
13:54Plus, just to be 100% real,
13:56people who are friends with me
13:57just because I drive a Lamborghini,
13:58I don't want them to be friends with me,
14:00so I really have no interest
14:01in super expensive cars like this.
14:03Wait, so you said your friends that like you
14:05because of Lamborghini, you don't want them anymore?
14:07Yeah.
14:08All right, I'll see you later.
14:09As you saw in this video, I'm homeless.
14:10Please go to shopmrbeast.com and buy some merch
14:12so I can not be homeless.
14:16Thanks.
14:16Bye.