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00:01Flowers for your lady.
00:04Take this away.
00:07Wait, honey, these are my favorites.
00:10I said no. Thank you.
00:15But...
00:16What? Why would I be spending all this shit?
00:19Just remind me, when have we had sex last time?
00:22One month, two months ago?
00:25You know what? I'll buy them myself.
00:27Sorry, can you please come back? I'll take the flowers.
00:30Are you humiliating me on purpose?
00:31I just want some flowers for myself.
00:33Don't worry, I'll pay for them.
00:35No, I can pay for that.
00:36Okay?
00:37Give her those damn flowers.
00:39How many do you want?
00:42Just one.
00:47I want them all.
00:51Fine.
00:52Give them all.
00:57That's enough.
01:03Waitress, can you come over?
01:05Yes, sir.
01:06Do you like these beautiful flowers?
01:09Yes.
01:10These are for you.
01:11For me?
01:12You can go.
01:15And this one's for you.
01:19Are you happy?
01:20Bon app├йtit.
01:24So that's how it is, yeah?
01:28Yeah.
01:30All right.
01:34Hey, stop!
01:35What are you doing?
01:36Hey!
01:37What are you doing?
01:42Mr. Miller?
01:44Bill?
01:45What's happening here?
01:47I'm sorry, she's just...
01:50Joking.
01:51Interesting joke.
01:53Do you know each other?
01:54Of course we know each other. He's my boss.
01:56Didn't you recognize him?
01:58Mr. Miller, meet my wife, Mary.
02:01Nice to meet you, Mary.
02:05That was embarrassing.
02:06It was.
02:07Well, these things happen sometimes.
02:13Are you having dinner here?
02:15Yes, we are.
02:17Maybe I can join you?
02:19Of course.
02:26Mr. Miller?
02:27Thank you, Bill.
02:28Just give us a second.
02:32Please forgive me.
02:34What?
02:35Please don't do anything like that in front of Mr. Miller again.
02:38What?
02:39It could cost me my job.
02:40You provoked me.
02:41Like you did with the flowers.
02:42But I forgive you because I love you.
02:44So please, forgive me too.
02:49Okay.
02:50I love you.
02:59This is actually a gift from my husband.
03:05Just one flower?
03:07For such a beautiful woman?
03:08Bill.
03:12Mr. Miller, what are you saying?
03:14You just ruined my surprise.
03:16Surprise?
03:18Surprise?
03:19Wow, I love surprises.
03:20Yes, surprise.
03:21Darling, you act like it never surprised you.
03:24Yes, surprise.
03:25Just give me a moment.
03:39Here they are.
03:40I'm sorry, you can't be here.
03:42They're mine.
03:44Sir!
03:51You're right.
03:53Ta-da!
03:54Surprise!
03:56Darling, these are for you.
03:58Your favorites.
04:08You're lucky to have such a husband, Mary.
04:11Yes.
04:13Very lucky.
04:15Thank you, darling.
04:16You're welcome.
04:23Ah, such a wonderful evening, guys.
04:27By the way, Bill, since we have this opportunity,
04:30I'd like to discuss something work-related with you.
04:33Yes, of course.
04:36There's an opening for vice president in the company.
04:40And between you and me, you're the top candidate.
04:44Are you serious?
04:46Are you serious?
04:50I'm very glad to have met both of you here.
04:53Because a lot of responsibility comes with this position.
04:56I need to get to know you better, Bill.
05:00And who else, but your pretty wife,
05:04know everything about you.
05:07So, Mary, what's your husband like?
05:11But tell me only the truth.
05:13The future of the company depends on you.
05:18Well...
05:20He's...
05:22He's very nice.
05:24And...
05:26He's an exemplary family man and...
05:31Well, he never yells.
05:33And he always admits when he was wrong.
05:39That's exactly what I expected to hear.
05:41You clearly love your wife very much, Bill.
05:44Yes, sir.
05:46More than anything in the world.
05:50And that is the problem.
05:54A vice president can't have a beloved partner.
05:58What do you mean?
05:59You should dedicate all your time to your work.
06:03So tell me, are you willing to divorce Mary
06:08for the sake of your job?
06:12What?
06:14Hey, are you joking?
06:16What are you telling?
06:17I understand it's a very difficult decision, so...
06:20I'll give you a couple of minutes to discuss it.
06:23Okay?
06:31What was that?
06:32Have you heard it?
06:34And why didn't you refuse right away?
06:36The answer is obvious, Bill, right?
06:41Bill?
06:43Bill.
06:47We'll get a divorce, but...
06:51I'll get the job.
06:53And we'll see each other, just like now, only without drinks.
06:58Listen, if you agree to this, now it's over between us, I promise you.
07:04Mary.
07:06Hey, guys.
07:09Have you discussed it?
07:11Yes, I've made up my mind.
07:16We'll get a divorce.
07:24For the job, I'm willing to do anything, like a true vice president.
07:29Right, sir?
07:33Yes, like a vice president.
07:37But before you become one,
07:40I need to ask you something again.
07:43Mary, tell me again about your husband.
07:46What is he like?
07:49You want to know the truth?
07:51You want to hear it? I'll tell you.
07:54He is selfish, narcissistic, arrogant, stingy...
08:00What are you talking about?
08:01Don't listen to her, Mr. Miller.
08:03You know what? It's not you leaving me, I'm leaving you.
08:07And I'm absolutely capable of buying myself these damn flowers.
08:12Way to go.
08:14Finally, damn him.
08:16I saw your argument from outside.
08:19And I couldn't understand.
08:21What are we waiting for?
08:23Thank you, sir.
08:27Would you like to come to our office tomorrow?
08:30I'm planning to fire one arrogant employee.
08:34And I have a job proposition for you.
08:40I'd love to.
08:44Good luck, Bill.
08:45Sir, Charlie, I was wrong.
08:49Please, forgive me.