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00:00Hey, get your feet off my chair now.
00:07Shut up.
00:08I give you your anus and we're talking.
00:12Take your feet off.
00:13Dude, look around.
00:16If you don't like him, just move.
00:20I'm gonna call security.
00:22Oh, really?
00:26That's it.
00:27That's him.
00:33Sir, I'm sorry, could you...
00:48Sir, could you please go with me for a second?
00:53We need to talk.
00:54What happened?
00:55Just a minor case, but...
00:56We need to talk.
00:57Yeah, yeah, of course. No problem.
01:04Is there a problem, sir? I'm just watching a movie.
01:07Listen, there have been several complaints about your behavior from other viewers.
01:12That guy?
01:13Yeah.
01:14But he's not a viewer. He doesn't even have a ticket.
01:17What?
01:18What do you mean?
01:19When I come in, this guy was already sitting in my seat and he didn't want to move.
01:24So, out of courtesy, those are reverse. I just sat in another row.
01:27But he didn't like that either.
01:29And...
01:31Sir, I'm afraid I have to ask you to show me your ticket.
01:35Of course.
01:36Please.
01:41Sorry.
01:43I don't know what's wrong with this guy.
01:55When I went out to get you, he took my ticket.
02:00That's nonsense.
02:01Listen, I'm afraid that I have to ask you to leave the premises right away.
02:04But I paid!
02:05Listen, listen, listen.
02:07If you don't go away, then I will have to call the police. Is that clear?
02:12So, please.
02:16Sir, I'm very sorry for any inconveniences.
02:18Could you please come back to your seat?
02:19Yeah, everything's okay. Thank you so much, sir.
02:30Oh, that's for me?
02:32Actually, this is for...
02:34Austin?
02:35What? No.
02:42Yeah, it's me. Hi.
02:46Alice.
02:55So, we finally met in person.
02:57Yeah, that's awesome.
02:59We've been texting for so long.
03:01Where did you leave?
03:04I... I don't know.
03:06I can play football.
03:12So, are we really going to watch this movie?
03:17Or...
03:19Should we do something more interesting?
03:24Maybe, you know...
03:26Something specific?
03:29Oh my God!
03:30Why didn't you tell me you were in such a great shape?
03:34I wanted to be surprised, you know?
03:38You pull it off, cowboy.
03:40Yeah?
03:55Hey.
04:06Hey, honey.
04:15Alice, sweetheart, I'm here.
04:18Open up.
04:21Hey, baby, open up.
04:24You won't regret it, I promise.
04:31Hey, it's a kind of game, yeah?
04:33You want to play? Okay, let's play, baby.
04:35Baby, baby, baby.
04:40Hey, honey.
04:41What did you call me?
04:43Baby?
04:45I'm sorry, I thought I must have gone in wrong.
04:48Oh, good.
04:49You locked the door.
04:54Now nobody gonna disturb us, baby.
04:58Hey, man, I don't want any trouble.
05:19You!
05:20And me.
05:21And you!
05:22Oh, what happened?
05:24What did you do to deserve that shine-out?
05:27How could someone hurt a cool, arrogant and selfish jerk like you?
05:35You...
05:37You think it's funny, yeah?
05:43It's funny.
05:45It's unpleasant, isn't it?
05:49Such a terrible feeling of helplessness.
05:54I just asked for basic respect and decency,
05:58but instead you decided to ruin my evening for your amusement?
06:03You can blame us, you can hate us, but admit it.
06:07We only treated you the way you treat others.
06:12The way you treat others.
06:28You know what, buddy?
06:33What?
06:36Let's go and drink some beer.
06:39Really?
06:51Let's do it!
07:08THE END