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00:00What's up Wolfpack Fam it's your boy Kid back at it again
00:13Hope you're doing well continue my journey of dad's army with my crew what ventures lie on this week's episode
00:18I got to stay tuned to find out ladies and gentlemen go grab your snacks for snacks. It's not included damn it
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00:31Snacks not included. Let's freaking go
00:34turn on the
00:36821
00:37But he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun
00:41So who do you think you are kidding mr. Hitler if you think all day long you're wrong
00:52My darling
00:55We have only a few short hours before the ship takes me
01:00But why don't you try to escape to America?
01:04I cannot escape my destiny
01:13Oh Napoleon the British hate you they would kill you
01:20Rubbish
01:25Without you my darling Marie
01:30Then I will go with you
01:36We will say goodbye now rubbish
01:40I
01:53Will never know a love like yours Napoleon I
01:57Leave you standing here, Marie
02:00And in your care, I leave the most precious thing in my life
02:04Oh
02:34I
02:56Never seen a disgraceful in my life everybody charging out like that during the national anthem
03:01I thought at least you would have stayed Wilson as a sergeant
03:04It was your job to set an example to the men, but I couldn't have it's I just got to carry it off in the
03:07rush really
03:09Surprised at you Godfrey. I thought you'd have shown more respect. I show you sir. It wasn't lack of respect
03:14It was me that had to be rather quickly for a rather urgent reason
03:19You enjoyed a picture mr. Manor in no, not really I
03:23Would have thought that a picture about Napoleon would have concerned itself with strategy and tactics. I thought we might have learned something
03:29Instead of which is even spend most of his time chasing Greta Garbo around a four-poster bed
03:34Well, that is strategy and tactics, isn't it?
03:38Well, I certainly learned something from it a bit late to do anything about it now
03:46Rubbish
03:47She rubbish a wicked waste of one and six
03:51Hey Joe, what about when he took these arms in the snow? Yes matching my darling
03:58You have beautiful hair beautiful eyes beautiful lips beautiful moustache
04:09Was saying farewell to his troops
04:12Hey, I know
04:13Why don't we do all do an impression of Charles Boyd?
04:16Whoever does it worse has to pay all affairs a good idea of hiking you start me. Yeah, right
04:24Soldiers of France our cause is lost
04:28Will now say goodbye with this kiss I embrace you all
04:34That was right
04:40Told you to France our cause is lost. I'm all gonna give you a nice big kiss
04:48You enjoyed a picture sponge not really Sarge I couldn't see very well Oh Lord, you know, we should have sat in the ninth
04:54Mr. Mannering, oh, no, no, no, no, I wouldn't sit in those cheap seats down at the front. You never know who's been sitting in
05:15Down and do it again
05:18It does excite me that song
05:22What's happened to everybody the disciplines got the pot
05:25Yes, please any more fares? Yes, two to warm it. You're on sea, please
05:30I was to apologize for my men singing that rebel song. That's quite. All right. I get far worse than that. Really
05:37Stressing for you. I get used to it. After all there is a war on that's no excuse for slack behavior
05:43Oh, how very nice of you to think of me
05:46I don't often get considerate passengers like you on my bus
05:52Charming woman was yes. Yes. Oh, very nice. Very good. Awfully nice. Yes. Yes
05:57Sir, very difficult dealing with men passengers. We get over familiar. Oh, I don't know
06:03I think she can look after herself. All right, you know, she probably gives him a punch on the nose
06:07I should think don't be absurd. Hmm. She's a glance a perfect lady. It's very hard on her working as a clippy
06:12Oh, I don't know. She's just doing a bit
06:15I realize that Wilson. You can't help wondering if it's right for a lady like this to be exposed to the riff-raff that travels on late-night buses
06:29Hello Napoleon been taking your boy scouts on an outing, have you?
06:33We've been to the pictures. Mr. Hodges. Oh, that's marvelous
06:37And it Jerry Bull Jerry liable to invade any minute and you not go to the pictures
06:41What did you do leave a note on the beach saying dear it now, please do not invade tonight. We've all gone to the cinema
06:49Yeah, top me one please do it a big smile and a tickle at the terminus
06:55How dare you speak to a lady like that some over you show some respect it's quite all right
07:00So, would you please sit down take the notice of him do you?
07:05Thank you very much all the same I really do appreciate it
07:08I'm happy. I'll be in gallon tonight, sir
07:13Now listen whistle I tell you I don't want a repetition of what's just happened to the cinema
07:17Of course when this bus stops, I shall get off first. All right, tell the men right
07:21So just just pay attention to me when the bus stops
07:25Stay where you are and let captain Manning get off first
07:28All right
07:36It's closing time
07:54He can't win
07:59May I say that not only was I shocked by that disgraceful exhibition in the cinema
08:03But I was deeply hurt to think that my platoon could behave in so disrespectful a man
08:07May I speak about a gun money? Yes, well, sir speaking purely for myself
08:13I didn't intend any disrespects or not also not tall
08:17it was just that being a student of history and a man of superior intellect I was fair scannered by the
08:26Historical inaccuracies in the film
08:29Stuck it as long as I could sir
08:30But in the end I felt I had to I had to speak to the manager about it from an intellectual point of view, sir
08:36You understand? Yeah
08:38And what happened? I've got my one-in-six bar
08:46I'd like to say on behalf of the rest of the platoon and we're all very very sorry
08:50That's all very well corporal, but fine words butter no parsnips
09:08Now I don't intend to overlook this
09:10So I'm going to make the punishment fit the crime to quote the words of Gilbert and Sullivan
09:20Quiet in the ranks
09:27Now you'll come to attention
09:29While sergeant Wilson plays the national anthem and he will stand and reflect as the notes of this glorious tune
09:36float through the hall
09:50Oh
10:01What's wrong that was the German national anthem
10:06Listening very carefully
10:09I've got an idea. Why don't we all hum it?
10:14We know the tune this is all your fault, but I couldn't happen says says on the label
10:19National anthems of all nations
10:21But play the British national at the point is whereabouts is the British national anthem on the record?
10:25What do you expect it to be to be first? Won't it rise at first?
10:31Take charge and don't dismiss the men until you have played the national anthem six times
10:43Jones
10:44See that the men stand rigidly to attention throughout tension rigidly
10:49Hello
10:54Good evening. What are you doing in my desk Vicar?
10:56May I remind you captain mattering that this is my office and my desk and it is only through my good intentions in this hour
11:02Of our country's need that I allow you to share it
11:05But I have a lot of work to do well the Vickers got a lot of work to do as well
11:08Keep out of this
11:11Okay, you know perfectly well that you can work here all day while I'm busy at the bank
11:14I'm sorry captain mattering, but nothing is going to make me get up out of this chair, and that is that
11:37Musical chair
11:39We don't want to stand here all day for goodness sake next time one speed it up a bit
12:10Come in
12:13What do you want yeah, I just want you to have a word with captain man all right
12:19I've got you cheese. Come on. I've got you cheese
12:25Yes, it isn't for me of course no no of course not no you know I don't approve of that sort of thing
12:28No, no in that case. I'll take it
12:32My wife very partial to cheddar cheese
12:35I
12:39Say it looks absolutely delicious
12:42Take your dirty fingers off it my wife's good
12:45Do a bit more hygienic mr.. Wilson after all my cheeses are untouched by human hands. They're packed by monkeys
12:53I'm wait to see my wife's face when I show her all that cheese
12:56She's a vegetarian you know I
12:59Planted a little surprise. I thought we'd have a nice little toasted cheese supper
13:05Together that will be cozy won't it?
13:08We all thank you Walker. Yeah, right. I'll put it on your account
13:12You all by the way. There's your two bottles of milk start. Thank you
13:16Thank you very much
13:19Can't you can't you got any answer from us? Oh, no, it's very strange
13:28Say that that cheese looks delicious
13:35I
13:46Was a bit of light and I take that yes, I know where on earth the woman's got hello
13:54Take a long time to answer dear where have you been?
14:00Been down in the air Rachel
14:06We could sleep in the in the house tonight. Yeah, I mean after we haven't had a rate for over a week now
14:13Very well yes, all right I
14:17I might have a little surprise for you tonight
14:28Yes, you know what it
14:32No no no no
14:34Had a supper and she's going to bed
14:38Didn't you tell her about the cheese wouldn't listen
14:42Funny thing isn't it Wilson whenever you plan a surprise for a woman it always goes wrong
14:49So looking forward to that toasted cheese
14:52supper I
14:53Don't know. I'll never understand women if I live to be a hundred. Why why don't we have the toasted cheese supper here?
15:01Yeah, I mean just us two together yes, it's you and me I mean we've got some bread and these two bottles of milk start
15:08That's very thoughtful of you Wilson. Thank you, sir
15:12There's somebody wrote once didn't there forget to it who it was
15:17Love for a woman waxes and wanes like the moon and the stars
15:23But the friendship of a man lasts for eternity. I
15:27I value your comradeship wasn't thank you said it's very kind of him
15:35By the way, you won't forget to pay me if you're half of this cheese
15:40Hey, man, right now you make the toast and I'll cut the cheese
15:43I
15:51Say that's a nice-looking piece of cheese
15:55Yes, and there's only enough for two. Oh, what a pity I left these kidneys on me
16:03Kidneys I'm taking them out for my supper. Oh, no, no, don't do that call. I'm sure there's enough to go around
16:09Yes, right then well we can I can fry them up the mess thing
16:12Come in and have a toasty cheese and kidneys washed down by some nice milk stout
16:17That's what I call a real bill. Very tasty. Very sweet
16:31That was absolutely delicious
16:35No, sir
16:36Marcy the time when I was at school me to have
16:40Midnight feasts in the door really
16:45School I went through we didn't have any midnight feasts at a marriage with a few antecedent balls in a corner of the playground
16:55School I went through we didn't even have a playground
16:57I
17:03Suppose the fat is hard to get makes it taste more delicious. You know, there's no doubt about it was it
17:11Forbidden fruits taste sweeter. Yeah, I never forget when I was in the Sudan. There was this native girl
17:21Beautiful beautiful
17:23Well, I think she was beautiful it was a bit difficult to tell on the point of that
17:27She was covered from head to foot except for I was sticking out
17:31And I said I was sticking out. I don't mean they were sticking out on storks
17:36If they were sticking out on account, she would come from head to foot you get what I mean
17:43Anyway, it was love at first sight and I went around to see my colonel to tell him and he said sit down Jones
17:49I'm going to talk to you like a Dutch uncle. He wasn't really my uncle. That's just a saying
17:59Jonesy said you only desire this woman because she's covered up and he's hiding her mystery
18:07You take my advice you won't have no more truck with her
18:11So I took his advice and I went round to her house in order to tell her I'd like to discontinue having truck with her
18:19Not on the door when I go through the slackest work and there she was having a nice wash down
18:25And do you know the colonel was absolutely right when she wasn't covered up. It wasn't her eyes that was sticking out
18:41Wow
18:43Story time true, you know
18:45Women are very difficult to understand. Yeah, you're right there. We'll see but mr. Manning here. He's got a nice wave of the ladies
18:53Have you sir?
18:54Not really. No. Oh, I think you have sir
18:57What about on the bus the other night when the warden was getting a bit of strep for us with that nice clippy girl?
19:01I I thought he was very chivalrous to her
19:05Well, there's no doubt at all she was very charming one very charming I
19:10I somehow don't see her turning down a toasted cheese supper
19:24He's almost human sometimes in this you ought to be impatient
19:31You're wonderful to see
19:33You
19:39Wake Elizabeth
19:48Man down why shouldn't we know that cheese?
19:55Are too rich
19:58Ah
20:02Two o'clock
20:07Where are the business tablets
20:27I
20:42Can't see a thing. It's your own fault sir. I told you we should have sat down the front in the nine pennies
20:57Looking good
21:02No mood for playing the piano now
21:08Your Imperial Majesty
21:11Sure have a new story blood
21:15You've lost the ruddy battle mate
21:18Wellington
21:20Highlanders
21:26My feet are frozen he's done boots me. Why don't you wear a pair of wellingtons? He doesn't take my size
21:32I
21:58Split my trousers my mom
22:02Damn fairy and ram it up lad
22:08Excuse me
22:13Cannonballs are starting fires everywhere put those lights out put those ruddy lights out
22:23Looks like one of ours no no any wasted lines fire it back
22:28Your Imperial Majesty
22:31You have a more news Terry
22:34Wellington is waiting for you to sign the surrender very well, but first I must say farewell to my troops
22:57I
23:24Stupid drummer boy
23:27I
23:34Bring that little upstart over here
23:40The Duke is waiting for you to sign the surrender your Imperial Majesty very well
23:49How do you do I'm awfully nice to see you
23:51I
24:04What street is that in oh
24:06It isn't difficult to find I see
24:10All right, will you?
24:12Please sign that
24:14pen
24:15I'm sorry, but I never ever lend my pen to anybody
24:19This one sir ten francs
24:23Well, it's a very special pen la plume de my tongue
24:29Look just sign here Napoleon you've no alternative man you're beaten
24:36What are you going to do with me we are sending you to the Isle of Elba
24:41Permission to speak sir
24:43The men are waiting to say farewell to you sir very well
24:48What they're gonna do to you sir
24:51Ascending me to Elba and expression keeping you the Elba
24:58I'm awfully sorry you lost
25:12Michael mission to kiss you sir
25:17I
25:21Got my sister darling said you some upside-down cakes
25:27Fine troops
25:34My mom won't half be pleased when I tell her I've been kissed by an Emperor
25:41So little France
25:42Our cause is lost
25:45Your Emperor I say goodbye
25:49With this last kiss I embrace you all
26:00They're open, you know those French's fought awfully well ask them to have a drink with me what a Duke boy Napoleon a
26:08Duke wants you all to have a drink with him
26:15I
26:27Can't bear to see you leave Napoleon
26:30Nor I to leave you
26:33You must be brave the fortunes of war you know, but we still have two hours together
26:41Why don't we have a farewell toasted cheese
26:50Cheese supper just you and I
26:54Please give me something to remember you by a likeness perhaps
27:02Take this
27:04Think of me sometimes I shall keep it always
27:10You
27:19Punch me on the nose
27:27Now that was dope
27:34Just you
27:40I
27:57Passed eight put him late for the bank
28:10Why were you late last night, I'm not speaking to you today
28:27Fantastic episode enjoyed it. I might have to have a
28:31So, you know a slice of cheese, you know with some toast
28:34I might have to have that for a good lunch, man
28:37That should he was making me hungry on this one as always ladies and gentlemen snacks. It's not included. Damn it
28:43I hope you enjoyed it. Let's talk about it one second. Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you again. Oh
28:48Man, ladies and gentlemen, we hope oh, I hope that you enjoyed this episode alongside my boy Napoleon
28:54Yeah that that ending sequence there was way better than what they were watching
28:59Earlier on I might have been like Godfrey dozing off
29:04That shit, you know, I'm you know, but at the same time. Well, it killed me. It made me laugh so bad when
29:13Frazier was like a rubbish
29:17Rubbish a couple of times man Frazier man, you know
29:21I know I give him some shit sometimes because sometimes he has some qualities that we dislike about him
29:26but man, he'd be coming out of nowhere with some funny-ass shit and then
29:31Mr. Manning when he was talking about
29:34He was a little bit disappointed with the movie that you know, there wasn't much strategy going on Walker was great
29:41Because manner was talking about like Greta chasing Greta around like the bedroom, you know the bed, etc
29:46And he was like, sir, that is strategy there
29:49So I thought Walker was great Walker is always on cue with some great moments some great lines and a lot of times
29:56It's usually when mannering is saying something and he's got that smart, you know, he's got that quick response to him. I also
30:04Enjoyed the impressions that Walker was doing Pike was doing when Walker did his impression and he was getting
30:12Really close to Jonesy's face and he just see Chelsea
30:17I thought that that moment was great. That was a great moment cemented, you know
30:22Pike is great with the accents as well. I thought he you know, he killed it and
30:26What was cool to me as well you got?
30:29The warden who is constantly calling. Mr. Mannering
30:34Napoleon so you kind of fitting that you get a little bit on this episode with the visions and then watching
30:41you know this movie with Napoleon so this I thought this was really cool the
30:47Scenes as well when they were on the battlefield. I can't I really was digging
30:52because
30:54Mannering is usually on one side and you always knew that Walker has
30:58You know, he has his dreams of kind of leading incense
31:01So he was on the opposite side of the field. So in this one case, you know
31:07Wilson Wilson takes the W on this one
31:10The surrender was it was great pike had a great line to my mom's not gonna like it that I kiss
31:18Yeah, Godfrey cried Oh
31:20Jonesy permission to kiss you sir, you know, so these guys, you know
31:24Obviously we we fall in love with how great these characters are. They provide a lot of joy. I
31:30Look forward to watching this every time and even in dream
31:35You know Mannering is busting his ass even in bed. He's hitting himself. He's falling. I've grown to be very
31:42You know like fond of that shit like I freaking love see to bust his ass fall
31:46You know, he puts himself since in some crazy moments and for one minute when he did talk
31:52When he was answering to his wife
31:54When he was waking up
31:56I was hoping to hear her voice, but I guess I guess not
32:00Oh, man
32:00He had a great moment too when he was like when he was calling his ladies like I got a surprise for you
32:06So my mind instantly
32:08Very quickly take it in the gutter, obviously
32:11And the way he lit up there too is missus. Let's take it to say shit. You got fucking turned down, but you know what?
32:20Hey, uh the toasted cheese supper sound real really nice man, and you know what?
32:26There was a nice beautiful moment when mr. Manning was giving Wilson a compliment about the friendship
32:32He said a nice line too when he was talking about girls for the most part
32:36Not always easy to read and understand. You know what I mean? So I might have to be with mr. Manning on this one
32:43Even though I think it was Jonesy that was complimenting him and say yeah
32:46You're pretty good with with the the ladies not so much, but he did stand up for the lady or at least what he felt
32:53was right
32:55For the lady when they were going back traveling and stuff. So it was cool
32:59I don't think she would have turned down a supper with my boy
33:02But yeah
33:03I really just enjoyed the moment where Wilson and then we're about to eat that cheese because my man's put his filthy hands on
33:10That shit man. I'm like
33:13Don't touch the goods and then freakin Jonesy comes in he's got some goods of his own and
33:19You know, they're about to try to kick him out, but they're like, you know, essentially what's that?
33:23You got there and then they had a nice cool moment. They're shooting the shit just chillin
33:28So that was cool that friendship line that he had about, you know, the friendship was beautiful
33:33I can't regurgitate the line. But in that moment, I was like damn is some deep-ass shit. So really cool. I
33:40Really enjoyed the bond there, you know, Wilson just wanted that damn cheese that shit was looking good. I frickin love cheese so much
33:48So I would have loved that and simple things in life. I like cheese
33:52I've tried a lot of different types of cheese still yet to try every single cheese that exists. But yeah, I've always liked it
33:59I've you know
34:00Some easy some good with it. I love grilled cheese sandwiches. Oh my god
34:05And then I'm just getting hungry as we see as we as I speak but man I enjoyed this episode the battle scenes were great
34:13interesting moments there, too
34:16Again, Frazier. Oh rubbish. I freaking love that bad guys
34:20For a pain in the ass. Sometimes he's great
34:23you know again Walker and Godfrey when he was a little bit disappointed mannering was
34:28Disappointed in the troops because he was a little bit upset when the anthem went on and everybody was
34:34Darting off to get off or whatever. They're reasoning. It's Godfrey's reasoning. He just knew he was gonna say some shit
34:42You know, you gotta go you gotta go but in that moment when they at the end
34:47After he was waking up or before he was sleeping
34:49He was having some trouble sleeping and shit and he took the bill
34:52I thought he was gonna have his Godfrey moment of his of his own. But yeah, enjoyable episode
34:58Phenomenal, I can't I can't stress it enough the story keeps me interested
35:04Oh, man, even when they were before they were gonna get out and Wilson told them
35:08You know man arranged to go first that line by the warden to get everybody to just rush out
35:13I think what he felt like three four times. He got fucked up on this episode. So anyways, thank you guys for hanging out
35:20Hopefully you guys know I freaking love this show
35:23Very happy and honored to be checking this out
35:25And yeah, I mean they have a new fan obviously in me since the jump and yeah, I just freaking love this show
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