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00:00What's up Wolfpack Fam, it's your boy Kid back at it again.
00:13Hope you're doing well.
00:14Continuing my journey of Dad's Army with Jonesy, Mannery, Wilson and the rest of the crew.
00:18What shenanigans are they going to get into in this week's episode?
00:21I got to stay tuned to find out.
00:23Ladies and gentlemen, those snacks is not included.
00:26Damn it.
00:27You got to bring your own.
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00:39So let's get this one started.
00:42Snacks not included.
00:43Let's freaking go.
00:44Turn on the 821.
00:45But he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun.
00:46So who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler?
00:47If you think all you love is love.
01:08What are you going to have, Wilson?
01:09Well, I think I'll have toad in the hole, sir.
01:12I think I'll try the fish and potato pie.
01:14Yeah.
01:15We'd better get him in the queue before the rush starts.
01:18Yes, right.
01:19Soup?
01:20No, thank you.
01:21No.
01:22Could I have a piece of toad in the hole, please?
01:23Come on now.
01:24One toad.
01:25Thank you.
01:26I wonder, do you think I could have just a little bit more toad?
01:27I'm sorry, only half a toad per portion per person.
01:28There's a war on, you know, next.
01:29I'm sorry.
01:30I'm sorry.
01:31I'm sorry.
01:32I'm sorry.
01:33I'm sorry.
01:34I'm sorry.
01:35I'm sorry.
01:36I'm sorry.
01:37I'm sorry.
01:38I'm sorry.
01:39I'm sorry.
01:40I'm sorry.
01:41I'm sorry.
01:42I'm sorry.
01:43I'm sorry.
01:45Fish and potato pie, please.
01:48What sort of fish is it?
01:49Snook.
01:50I beg your pardon?
01:51Snook.
01:54Could I have the toad in the hole instead, please?
01:57I wish you'd make up your mind.
01:59Oh, you sure sound like snark.
02:01Harrison Sweed.
02:02Yes, please, yes.
02:03You're up.
02:05Next.
02:06Fish pie, please.
02:07Oh, what sort of fish is that?
02:10Snook.
02:11Can I have the toad in the hole instead?
02:14Oh, blimey, another one. I'm not having this old lark.
02:18Listen, the fish pie schnook. Got it? Schnook, next.
02:23That bad, Goddy? Yes, please. With or without? With, please.
02:28Hey! I saw that. I beg your pardon?
02:32Don't you come the old lardy dial talk with me. Put one of those bits of bread back.
02:36You know you're only allowed one, it says so up there. Don't forget there's a war on.
02:40I'm hardly likely to forget it, am I? And don't forget to take your dirties back to the ouch.
02:45I always do. Oh, no, you don't. You left your dirties on that table yesterday.
02:50I've got enough to do without clearing up your dirties. No, look here, please, I don't...
02:54Sit down, Wilson. Keith! You're making an exhibition of yourself.
02:59Bread pudding? No, just the custard, please. Oh.
03:03I have to watch my figure, you know. I think you've got a nice figure.
03:07My friend and I think you look just like a great big teddy bear, don't we, Betty?
03:12Oh, yes, just like a great big cuddly teddy bear.
03:17I don't think so.
03:20Hang on. I'm sorry, Mr Manoran, you've got my steak ready, darling.
03:24Oh, yes, go and get Mr Walker's steak, Betty. Oh, coming up.
03:28Mr Walker's steak! I'm here.
03:34He's a king. Here you are, Mr Walker.
03:38What are you doing with that steak, Walker? I'm going to eat it, aren't I?
03:43There's two weeks meat ration there. I've got toad in the hole.
03:47If you want to watch that, that can be very nasty.
03:51What's this, darling? They're not, I brought it in, they cooked it for me.
03:55Oh, by the way, ladies, hang on, I've got your elastic here.
03:59You don't want them falling down on the job, do we?
04:05Right, just take my tea, will you?
04:09Look here, Walker, flaunting your black market food in here, you'll get the platoon a bad name.
04:14Look, just a minute, Mr Manoran, I don't want to be rude, but I'm not in uniform and I'm not on parade.
04:20What's more, I'm a customer at your bank and I've got a deposit account with over 1,500 quid in it.
04:25So if you don't mind, I'll just have me dinner.
04:29He told you, sucker!
04:33Mine's one and two.
04:39To be exact, he's got 1,542.
04:43Go and find another table, Pike.
04:47In the doghouse. Under the rank and file, eating with us.
04:52Do you want some pickle, Pikey? Yes, please, Joe.
04:56Hey, I haven't seen any of this since before the war. Do you want some pickle, Mr Manoran?
05:00No, thank you. Not with toad in the hole.
05:04It's free.
05:12Hello, Pikey. Hello, Joe. Hello, mate.
05:16Hello, Mr Manoran. I called round the bank, but I just missed you. I've come to say goodbye.
05:20Don't tell me you got your calling-up papers at last, Jonesy.
05:24Here, listen, give those Borzell for me, will you?
05:28And, Jonesy, if you don't come back, can I have that ten bob you borrowed?
05:32There's no call for you to try and be funny, Joe. If you want that ten, you can have it.
05:36I was only joking. Sit down, Joe. Everybody's staring at you.
05:40Well, let them stare, Mr Manoran. I wear this uniform with pride, I do.
05:46Oh, Mr Jones, those mothballs weren't in our dinner.
05:49Well, don't shout it about. Everyone will want one.
05:52Do sit down, Jones. The showing is up. Yes, all right, sir, all right.
06:01When exactly are you going? I'm going to London tonight, sir.
06:05It's the 42nd annual reunion for the veterans of the Battle of Omdurman, sir.
06:09Really? Yes, you know, I served in that campaign with some distinction, you know.
06:13I should have been mentioning dispatches, but I think they've run out of paper.
06:17That was the last cavalry charge paid by the British Army.
06:20I'd like to show you. It was very exciting. Oh, no, no.
06:24Not just now, Jones, please. Oh, hang on. Where's it going?
06:28All right, I'm only going to borrow them. You see, there were these two huge rocks, you see.
06:33Huge rocks like that, you see, like that.
06:36And General Kitchener, he was over here.
06:39And the Mad Marty, he was over here.
06:42All of a sudden, you see, there was this great big bugle call.
06:48And all these dervishes and all that lot,
06:52they come rushing towards us, fuzzy wuzzies, charging away like anything.
06:57And General Kitchener, he was standing on his horse there,
07:00or rather sitting on it, and he was as cure as a cucumber,
07:04and he said, steady, boys, don't shoot till you see the red of their eyes.
07:08I think he said the whites of their eyes, didn't he?
07:10Yeah, he did say white, but he should have said red, you see,
07:13because all that dust and sand, that makes your eyes red.
07:16It makes you get a lot of bloodshot eyeballs, you see.
07:19You get a lot of bloodshot eyeballs in the desert.
07:21I don't mean lying around in the sand on their own.
07:24I mean, when you get sand in your head, you know.
07:26Oi, Jonesy, now. Oi, Jonesy. You finished with my pickle?
07:28No, I haven't finished yet, you see.
07:30So, anyway, these dervishes and fuzzy wuzzies, they charged at us remorselessly, you see.
07:35So we kept repulsing them, repulsing them,
07:37and then they come at us with those great big choppers,
07:39and they were chopping off heads left, right and centre,
07:42and there was blood everywhere, and the corpses, the corpses,
07:46they were... Oh, it was terrible.
07:49Hey, you don't have battles like that any more, you know.
07:52I'm eating here.
07:54Well, Mr Manning, I'll leave you to enjoy your dinner.
07:59So, you don't mind my saying so, I seem to have somehow lost my appetite.
08:05Yes, so have I.
08:07We can't waste food in wartime, can we?
08:09No.
08:10Mr Walker, mind if I have some of your pickle?
08:15No, no, no, you help yourself.
08:17Might help to make it a little more palatable.
08:20Yes, fine, yes.
08:35Feeling all right, sir?
08:40What on earth's happened to him?
08:42What is it, Walter? Hang on. Something in this? Yeah, hang on.
08:46I don't want to worry you, Mr Wilson,
08:48but I think one of Jones's mothballs fell in the pickle,
08:51and I think Mr Manning's a sickness.
08:53Oh, the hell!
08:55Excuse me, do you mind if I just...? Aye, aye, aye!
08:57What about your duties? Mind what?
08:59Go and take your doses back to the H.
09:01Just clear away, will you, please?
09:04To the right! You know, downstairs.
09:06Capitalist lackey.
09:08Oh, shit, this lady!
09:14Excuse me, sir.
09:16Private Fraser is outside waiting to introduce his new recruit, sir.
09:20Bring them in, will you? Right, all right.
09:23All right, Fraser, you can bring your friend in now.
09:27Sir, I'd like to introduce Mr George Clark.
09:31He wants to join our rank, sir.
09:33Good evening, Mr Clark.
09:35Good evening, sir!
09:37Whoa!
09:39I'd hazard to guess that you'd served in the army before, Mr Clark.
09:42That's correct, sir.
09:44You know Mr Clark well? Aye, sir, I do that, sir.
09:46And you've known him for some time? Aye, sir, I have that, sir.
09:49And you say that he was a man of integrity?
09:51And very generous, sir. He's stood me several drinks.
09:55When did you first meet him?
09:57In the bar at the anchor last Sunday.
09:59What are you doing?
10:01Well, tell us about yourself, Mr Clark.
10:03Well, sir...
10:08As you've guessed, sir, I've been a regular soldier all me life.
10:11I retired about ten years ago,
10:13and I've only been living in Warmington-on-Sea for a few weeks.
10:16When did you first join the army?
10:1844 years ago, sir.
10:21When did you first join the army?
10:2344 years ago, sir, 1897.
10:25A year later, in 1898, I served in the Sudan
10:28under General Kitchener at the Battle of Omdurman, sir.
10:30Good heavens! That's a coincidence, sir.
10:32Yes.
10:34I don't suppose you came across a Lance Corporal Jones by any chance?
10:37You can't expect me to remember that, sir.
10:39Thousands of men took part in that battle, sir.
10:42Yes, yes, I realise that. I was only joking.
10:44I was in the Warwickshire Regiment, sir.
10:46Yeah, well, Jones was in the Warwickshire, sir.
10:48Yes, yes, he was.
10:50It was a long time ago, sir, but as a matter of fact,
10:52coming to think of it, I do seem to remember one Jones.
10:55He was always a bit behind everyone else with his drill.
10:58He won a Lance Corporal, though.
11:00That's him, that's him.
11:02He was near a Lance Corporal, you see.
11:04No, he was just an ordinary private.
11:06Just an ordinary private. Did you hear that, Mr Munnery?
11:09The man's an importer. He never was a Lance Corporal.
11:11Never, never. All right, all right.
11:13I knew it, I knew it. All right, all right.
11:15Shut up, Fraser.
11:17Well, we'll just have to wait till tomorrow to see if it's the same man.
11:20Now, I'd like you to come about half an hour before parade, Clark,
11:23tomorrow, so that we can fit you up with the uniform.
11:25I'll just swear you in in the meantime.
11:27Hand me the Bible, Wilson.
11:31What Bible?
11:33The Bible to swear him in with.
11:35Well, I haven't got a Bible.
11:37I distinctly remember asking you to bring the Bible along.
11:40No, no, no, no, sir. The word Bible never, ever passed your lips.
11:44How can I swear him in without the Bible?
11:51Well, hurry up, Godfrey. There's only 20 minutes to parade.
11:54It shan't be a minute, sir.
11:56Haven't you got a pair of braces?
11:58Well, I always wear a belt to keep me trousers up.
12:00Oh, you should wear braces, otherwise you're not dressed right.
12:03If I wear braces, I certainly won't be able to dress right.
12:08Can't you find him a better blouse than that?
12:11It's the best I can do at the moment, sir.
12:13The customer's rather an awkward size.
12:16Well, you'll have to alter it, that's all.
12:18Must have you smartly turned out, Clark. This is a very efficient unit.
12:21When do I start training, sir?
12:23I'm afraid there's no time for that. You'll just have to pick it up as you go along.
12:28Kelly, this fella Clark says he knew Jones and the Sudan.
12:32But that was back in 1800 and frozen stiff.
12:35I mean, how would he remember after all these years?
12:37Aye, but this fella says that the Jones he knew
12:40was always a beat behind everybody else when they were drilling.
12:43That still doesn't prove anything, Mr Fraser.
12:45Oh, so... Snitch.
12:47You do not look rough, Josie.
12:49How did the reunion of the Battle of Omdebumbum go?
12:52Omdurman, Omdurman.
12:54I bet you and your mates were reliving that fighting all over again.
12:57We had a very nice time, thank you.
12:59You were drunk, were you? Drunk?
13:01No, I wasn't drunk. I just had a rather convivial evening, that's all.
13:05Aha. Well, Mr Manning wants to see you in his office.
13:08Oh, right. Now, hud on.
13:10Come on, boys. We don't want to miss this.
13:13Oh, God. Come in.
13:15Gotta be good.
13:17Lance Corporal Jones to see you, sir.
13:20All right, all right, Fraser. I don't need you to show me in the office.
13:23Evening, sir. Evening, Corporal.
13:25I want to introduce you to Private Clark, our new recruit.
13:29Oh, how do you do?
13:31Hello, Jonesy. You remember me?
13:34You remember me?
13:36No, I don't think I do.
13:38Course you do. 14789, Private Clark.
13:42Ooh, hello, Nobby.
13:45Hello, mate. Long time no see, eh?
13:48Yes, yes, a long time.
13:50You remember me now, don't you?
13:52Yes, I remember you now, Nobby, yes.
13:55I remember you, mate.
13:58I remember you very, very well.
14:03Well, I think it's nearly time for the parade, sir.
14:06I'll go and follow men in. Right.
14:08Give me a chance to introduce Clark to the rest of the platoon.
14:11This way, Clark.
14:15Three shaggish ladies.
14:17Shut the door.
14:19Hal, did you see that? Did you see that?
14:21See what?
14:23I tell you, I've a kind of a notion
14:25that these two, Clark and Jones,
14:28don't like each other very much.
14:30Are you not an old mixer, Tuffy?
14:32I may be, but there's something about between those two
14:35that Jones doesn't want us to know about.
14:38Really, Mr Fraser, I can't believe that.
14:41Can't he? I can.
14:43There's no smoke without fire.
14:45No smoke without fire.
14:48Jesus Christ.
14:53Well, you see, after parade,
14:55I took this fellow Clark along for a drink,
14:58and when he had stood me a couple of pints,
15:01I came out to them directly.
15:03I says, tell me, what did happen between you and Jones?
15:07Gee, he was very evasive about the whole affair,
15:11but from what I could gather,
15:13reading between the lines
15:15and putting two and two together,
15:18it seems that these two of them, they were out on patrol,
15:22and somehow they got captured.
15:25Well...
15:27Jones managed to escape,
15:30and he left this fellow Clark in the desert to die.
15:37Mind you, there may not be any truth in it, but...
15:41HE LAUGHS
15:43What I always say is, there's no smoke without fire.
15:48No smoke without fire.
15:52Look at that lovely moon, Joe.
15:55Yeah.
15:57Oh, yeah, yeah, that's very nice.
16:00What's up with you tonight?
16:03Well, I've got a lot of things on me mind.
16:05Oh, makes a change.
16:07You've usually only got one thing on your mind.
16:09Come on, give us a kiss.
16:11No, wait a minute, love, there's a time and place for everything.
16:14But this is the time and the place.
16:16Won't you love me any more?
16:18Of course I love you, I'm mad about you.
16:20It's just I'm worried about Jones.
16:22I asked him straight out if there was any truth in his story
16:25about him leaving this fellow in the desert,
16:27you know, leaving him in the lurch,
16:29and he wouldn't say anything, he wouldn't even deny it.
16:32Look, are you going to give me a kiss or not?
16:35Oh, yeah, well, I suppose so.
16:37I mean, I'm sitting here and I...
16:40Woo-hoo!
16:42The man.
16:43Are you asleep, Elizabeth?
16:45Oh...
16:48You know, I can't help thinking it would be better to sleep inside the house
16:51when there isn't a radon.
16:55The church is very damp.
16:59Oh...
17:03That's no good, I...
17:08I can't sleep, I'm going to have a read.
17:10Oh...
17:16Jesus!
17:20You know, I'm sure you'd be much more comfortable
17:22if I were on the top bunk.
17:28Post, Mr Jones.
17:30Oh, thank you, Raymond.
17:34Oh...
17:41Oh...
17:46Why did you leave your friend in the desert to die?
17:54Was it Fraser that did that shit, probably?
18:03There's no room in Warmington-on-Sea for a coward.
18:08Not like Fraser, guys.
18:17Two and a half.
18:21A coward like you is not even worth a whole white feather,
18:24so I'm sending you a half a one.
18:29Raymond?
18:30Yes, Mr Jones?
18:31Raymond?
18:32Here.
18:33I want you to look after the shop for a little while.
18:35There's something I've got to do.
18:37What's that, Mr Jones?
18:38Something I should have done a long time ago, boy.
18:44That's the only way.
18:47That's the only way.
18:49Oh, boy.
18:50Right, gentlemen, I intend to get to the bottom of this once and for all.
18:54Now, Clark, supposing you tell us exactly what did happen
18:57between you and Jones in the desert?
18:59Well, sir, we was on patrol and we was captured by the dervishes.
19:03They pegged me out in the sand.
19:05Jones, well, he begged for mercy. They took him with them.
19:08Somehow, he managed to escape, but he didn't come back for me.
19:11He left me to die, he did.
19:13I must have passed out, but I can just remember this native
19:16bending over me, going through me pockets.
19:19When I come to, I was in hospital.
19:21That native must have saved my life, even if he did pinch me wallet.
19:27I still find it very hard to believe that Jones would have left you to die.
19:30Then why was he cleared off?
19:32I'll tell you why I cleared off.
19:34Jones, where have you been?
19:35Permission to speak, sir.
19:37First of all, I'd like to thank you for having faith in me, sir.
19:40Up to now, my lips have been sealed.
19:42And now I can reveal myself in my true light
19:45and tell you what really happened.
19:47You see, sir, it all occurred a few days before the Battle of Omdurman.
19:52Oh, shit.
19:57Give me one sec, guys. My headset is dying.
20:00I do apologize, guys. Hold up a sec.
20:11Sorry, guys.
20:13Oh, jeez.
20:18Okay.
20:20Sorry!
20:25Private Clark and I were part of a patrol sent out by General Kitchener
20:29to find out the strength of the Mardis Army.
20:31The patrol was under the command of Colonel Smythe,
20:34a tall, resolute man of iron who scarcely spoke a word.
20:38The other officer was a young, raw second lieutenant.
20:43He was the colonel's nephew.
20:45There was also a young cockney, Private Green.
20:48He kept our spirits up with jokes and merry quips.
20:51The sergeant was Sergeant Ironside,
20:53a nasty, coarse fellow who kept giving us the rough side of his tongue.
20:57Oh, shit.
20:58I knew that patrol was doomed from the start.
21:01As I looked up, I could see vultures wheeling over it,
21:04waiting to pick our bones.
21:07And then, as we rounded a corner,
21:09there was an old farker blocking our path.
21:12Turn back! Turn back!
21:14Said the old farker.
21:18Before the sun sinks, all of you will be dead.
21:21Rappish said to Colonel, clear out the way, you old fool.
21:24Do not go against the will of Allah, said the old farker.
21:28What is written in the sand is written in the sand.
21:31None of us took much notice of him as we all marched past.
21:34However, as we drew level with him,
21:37the sergeant gave him a mouthful of coarse abuse.
21:40This seemed to upset the old farker.
21:43He said, come to the sergeant in Arabic.
21:45I didn't understand what it was at the time,
21:47but later I learnt it was a curse upon us all.
21:50Well, we didn't have long to wait
21:52before the words of the farker came true.
21:54About midday, when the sun was scorching down
21:56like a great big burning brass ball,
21:59suddenly, without a word of warning,
22:01a fusillade of shots rung out.
22:03Take cover! Take cover!
22:06Take cover!
22:08Take... cover!
22:14Take cover!
22:18I rushed over to the lieutenant and cradled him in my arms.
22:21To think of this young boy dying out here
22:24in the foreign burning deserts.
22:26It was too much to bear.
22:29Thank you, Jones.
22:31You're a good chap.
22:34Dash hard luck at happening like this.
22:38I want you to promise me something.
22:41What's that, sir?
22:43When you get back to England,
22:47I want you to go and see my mater.
22:50Yes, sir.
22:51Tell her... tell her I couldn't help it.
22:54You couldn't help what, sir?
22:56Falling off my horse.
22:59Holy shit, bro.
23:08Keep your... heads down.
23:21Uncle Arthur.
23:23Yes, Franklin.
23:25In case we don't get out of this alive,
23:27there's something I want to ask you.
23:29What is it?
23:30It's about you and Mater.
23:32Well, I'd rather you didn't ask.
23:34I won't.
23:35That's it. Don't.
23:38Holy roll.
23:42That sergeant has thousands of them.
23:44Shut up, kid.
23:46Keep your... heads down.
23:51Oops.
23:59I don't like the look of this, Colonel.
24:01That...
24:06I think you're right, Sergeant.
24:08As soon as it's dark, I think we'd better send somebody for help.
24:11Permission to speak, sir.
24:14Well, what is it, Jones?
24:16I'd like to be the soldier who volunteers to go and fetch help as soon as it's dark, sir.
24:19All right, Jonesy, you do that.
24:21Take that fellow, what's his name, Private Clark, with you.
24:23Right, sir, right.
24:25We managed to creep out during the night,
24:27and the next morning we were on our way for help.
24:30Little did we realise that at that moment,
24:33nasty, savage eyes was watching our every move.
24:37All the time, the sun was beating down on us,
24:40and we had to stop for a rest.
24:42It was then we realised our water bottles were empty.
24:45Suddenly, we looked up.
24:47There were two horrible dervishes looking down at us.
24:52We were trapped, caught by the dervishes.
24:54We knew what we were in for.
24:56I was ready to take my medicine like a man,
24:59when all of a sudden, Private Clark flung himself down in the sand
25:03and groveled and begged for mercy.
25:05I couldn't stand it. I had to look away.
25:08Those dervishes didn't know the meaning of mercy.
25:11They pegged Clark out in the sand and left him there to die.
25:16They dragged me behind them for miles.
25:19What fate was in store for me, I had no means of knowing.
25:23After hours of this torture, we stopped,
25:26and they started to cook a meal.
25:28Suddenly, one of them said something.
25:30They either pulled out a dagger.
25:32Next minute, they were at each other's throats.
25:34What the freak?
25:36They fought like demons.
25:38I realised this was my chance.
25:40They weren't taking any notice of me,
25:42so I worked my way over to the fire.
25:46I burnt through the ropes.
25:49But I managed to stick it.
25:58Suddenly, one of the dervishes broke away,
26:00jumped on his horse and made off.
26:02He'd had enough.
26:03The other dervish shouted something after him.
26:09Then I remembered that dervishes can't stand fire.
26:12They just can't stand it.
26:14I quickly seized a burning brand from the fire
26:16and thrust it in front of his face.
26:18The effect was amazing.
26:20He turned from a proud warrior into a gibbering idiot.
26:25His nostrils distended with fear.
26:27Then he shouted...
26:34..which translated literally means,
26:36put that light out.
26:37Put that light out!
26:39I made him take his robes off.
26:42I had him at my mercy.
26:44I quickly put them on over my uniform,
26:46took the horse,
26:47and before he could say knife,
26:49I was hurrying back to rescue Private Clark.
26:52When I got back, I thought Clark was a goner.
26:54I cut the ropes,
26:55took his wallet out of his tunic
26:57to send home with his personal effects.
26:59I opened it,
27:00and inside I saw something
27:02that in spite of the heat
27:04made my blood run cold.
27:06It was a photograph of the Colonel's lady.
27:09The Colonel, sir, was a very upstanding gentleman,
27:12but his wife was not quite so upstanding.
27:15I said that she and this Private Clark had been...
27:19I couldn't believe it.
27:21While I was kneeling there in a daze of misery,
27:23I heard a groan.
27:25Clark wasn't dead after all.
27:28Well, Mr. Manorin,
27:29I got him on the horse,
27:30and after a nightmare journey through the desert,
27:33we came across the relief column.
27:40Well, Private Clark was taken back to headquarters,
27:43and I never saw him again until last week.
27:47And then, sir, I've got to tell you something.
27:50I kept that secret locked in my bosoms...
27:55...all those years.
27:56The secret that nobody knew
27:58except Private Clark, the Colonel's lady, and myself.
28:02Why on earth couldn't you have told us this before?
28:05Well, I couldn't, could I, sir?
28:07Well, I thought there was still a chance
28:09that the Colonel's lady and the Colonel himself were still alive.
28:12That's where I've been the last two days,
28:14going up to Somerset House, didn't I,
28:16looking through the records.
28:17And I'm happy to say that the Colonel and his good lady
28:20are now up in that great parade ground somewhere in the sky...
28:25...where the breath...
28:26...where the breath of scandal cannot touch them, sir.
28:29And now, at last, I've got a chance to burn these letters.
28:33I'm sorry, Jones.
28:35I'm sorry, Jones.
28:37Right. Now I'll deal with Clark.
28:39I think he went outside a few minutes ago, sir.
28:41Well, why didn't you stop him?
28:42Well, I...
28:43He's not going to get away with this, you know.
28:44Come on, after him.
28:45He lied.
28:46Fucking Frazier.
28:49You're in a hurry, aren't you?
28:51Did you see a man leave here about two minutes ago?
28:53Yeah, he was rushing towards the station.
28:54Said he had a train to catch.
28:55The station? Right, come on.
28:56I shouldn't bother, mate. You gave me a message.
28:58I'm to tell you he's very sorry.
28:59He's had to resign and he'll post a uniform back to you.
29:01He can't do that.
29:02Desertion's a serious crime, ain't it?
29:04Yes, it is. Very.
29:05What are you going to do?
29:06Put him up against a wall and shoot at him with water pistols
29:08or thrash him with a wet lettuce?
29:10Don't push me about. Just clear off, will you?
29:12Mike. Yes, sir?
29:13Jump on a bicycle, see if we can catch him.
29:15He's not worth bothering about, sir. Let him go.
29:17No, I didn't like him.
29:19My mum said never trust anybody with their eyes too close together.
29:23Moving finger rights and having writ moves on.
29:28What's that got to do with it?
29:31Well, I don't know, sir.
29:33Here, come on, Jonesy, you can burn that photo and those letters now.
29:36Forget all about it.
29:37Here we go, mate.
29:38Here, what do you think you're doing?
29:40You gone raving mad?
29:42An enemy plane was sent out from miles away.
29:44Ah, shut up.
29:47Put that line out!
29:49Put that line out!
29:51Put it out! Put that line out!
29:54He kills me, man.
29:55He's great, man.
29:59Oh, mate.
30:03I love this show, guys.
30:11Never doubt my boy.
30:13Put that line out!
30:31Put that line out!
30:33Put that line out!
30:35All right, ladies and gentlemen, thank you.
30:37If you made it this far, man, that reenactment shit was awesome.
30:40Hold on a second.
30:41Thank you, thank you, thank you, and we hope you have a good weekend.
30:44One second, ladies and gentlemen.
30:46What's that got to do with it?
30:48I don't know.
30:50I don't know, man, but ladies and gentlemen, a dope episode.
30:54Godfrey having, like, I don't know, some poetic moment there.
30:59It sounded cool as shit, although I have no clue what the hell that line was.
31:04Maybe you guys can fill me in if you know, but I was clueless in that scenario there.
31:09And I think everybody else seemed to be clueless in that moment there, too,
31:13with Mannering, like, what's that got to do with it?
31:16So, this was such a great episode.
31:19A lot of great parts on this, but, man, it still amazes me how well Walker is.
31:27Like, you know, how much people, you know, how many people, like,
31:32essentially look out for him to hook them up, essentially,
31:35I guess, if that's the best way I can say it.
31:37You know, he's the hookup.
31:38He's got the things, and, man, he's living like a king right there
31:41because he was getting a meal that got everybody essentially jealous, man.
31:46That steak was looking scrumdiliocious, and, yeah, it was like a big-ass portion there.
31:51So, you know, Walker's got the hookup for the ladies.
31:54You can see that, like, he is just smooth with it that, to me,
31:59when I'm looking at him, ladies are just melting, you know.
32:02It's, like, melting, man.
32:04Especially he had the lady there.
32:05She's like, can you kiss me already?
32:07He's like, oh, all right, man.
32:09So, you know, Walker just comes off as the man to me in a lot of moments.
32:13You know, obviously a lot of people look to him to, you know,
32:16hook him up with a lot of stuff.
32:18So I think this was another stellar episode, the two-and-a-half feathers,
32:24and you got Frazier stirring that pot, man, again, man, Frazier stirring the pot.
32:31Oh, I knew, you know, I knew this guy's, you know, full of shit and stuff like that.
32:36You know, Frazier, again, he was saying that fire bit there, the zooming in,
32:41and the eyes and shit, again, good storyteller, full of shit half the time,
32:46but, you know, another great character.
32:49Frazier stirred the pot, man, and he probably believed it
32:52because he was under the influence anyway and shit like that.
32:55I mean, you got a guy buying you drinks and drinks.
32:58You're not paying a dime, man.
33:00This now is becoming your best friend.
33:02Did we just become best friends right there?
33:04That's a best friend moment right there.
33:06So he even convinced this guy to essentially join up on the squad,
33:11and then we find out that he served in essentially the same, I guess, like, you know,
33:17the platoon that Jonesy, you know, this guy, the hero that we look up to on this show, man,
33:23the bravest guy, and never did I doubt him for a moment,
33:27but obviously when you got somebody essentially bashing your name,
33:31there's going to be doubts among the ranks and shit,
33:36and you felt like Frazier was there to capitalize because he's like,
33:40come on, guys, let's go inside.
33:41He wanted to see the dirt.
33:42He wanted to hear it, you know, firsthand and shit like that, but what a great story.
33:48Again, I don't doubt Jonesy for a minute
33:51because if he was essentially a guy that is a coward, right, not brave, right,
34:01I wouldn't feel like he would volunteer for half these things.
34:05You know, a lot of the times that he's volunteering for shit like that,
34:08essentially a guy that would like to go on the front lines, let me volunteer and shit,
34:13that's bravery.
34:15No matter what the scenario is, if you got somebody volunteering first,
34:18it takes an act of bravery right there.
34:20So I don't doubt the story, but, you know, that he didn't do what he says he did.
34:25So, you know, seeing Jonesy reenact that shit, you have all these guys, you know,
34:33you got Pike saying Uncle Arthur in that scenario.
34:35I don't know.
34:36I don't know.
34:37That part didn't make sense to me there, but, oh, man, seeing everybody,
34:41that old fucker shit had me dying and shit.
34:45That was such a great moment, such a great scene,
34:48and they said it a couple of times, and it just made it funnier as I'm hearing it.
34:52I could go back and hear that a couple thousand times.
34:55I love that shit.
34:56But, yeah, seeing these guys, you know, reenact what Jonesy is saying,
35:01now you got the little visual element.
35:03So I like that because a lot of times you got someone saying a story,
35:07but you might not always have the visual representation.
35:10So I'm a visual guy, so, you know, seeing that reenactment,
35:14it just made it all the more funnier there.
35:16And it was quite funny that Clark, you know, his story was that he was abandoned
35:23and shit, you know, when he was saying basically that Jonesy was the guy
35:29getting down on his knees and shit.
35:30Nah, but it was freaking him.
35:32So he was talking all that smack, but he was the coward and shit,
35:36and he ran away.
35:37So I'm glad that he is not going to be part of the platoon.
35:42Obviously, you had Pikey not liking him as well.
35:46But, man, this was such a great episode.
35:48Let's go with the opening scene.
35:51I thought that I guess the dinner lady or the lunch lady, that she was fierce.
35:58She was kind of funny as well.
36:00I don't know what the hell that fish was.
36:02I thought she said snot, ladies and gentlemen, in the beginning.
36:05So I'm not familiar.
36:06I don't really eat fish like that.
36:08It's not anything that I really enjoy.
36:10I'm not a seafood kind of guy.
36:12But, yeah, I don't really like fish like that.
36:14So I have no clue what the hell that fish was.
36:16But it didn't seem like anybody liked that fish.
36:18I'm going to have to look that shit up because nobody wanted that shit.
36:22They ended up getting what, frogging?
36:24What was it, frogging upon?
36:25Some shit like that.
36:27But the mothball scene was great, man.
36:32And, you know, again, Jonesy with his storytelling, grossing the shit out,
36:36blood everywhere, blood.
36:38That would make me lose my appetite right there,
36:40especially if I'm having a good meal and shit.
36:42So the pickle bit, you know, Manoring running away, that was a great scene.
36:47We enjoyed that scene.
36:49You know, having this sense of doubt for a minute within the ranks
36:54and the troops was good moments for me too.
36:57I didn't doubt Jonesy for a minute.
36:59But, obviously, Frazier, the rest of the guys were doubting.
37:05Well, it seemed like some of them were having some questions
37:07because even Walker seemed unsure.
37:10But we're glad we got to the bottom of this.
37:12The reenactment bit, that whole scene was fantastic there.
37:15So I just think this was another stellar episode, man.
37:19I just enjoyed it from start to finish.
37:21This cast is phenomenal.
37:23Everyone cracks me up.
37:24Again, the warden kills me on many moments there.
37:27We did like when they showed the bad guys.
37:30It was, you know, Frazier because he comes off as the bad guy sometimes
37:34and the warden.
37:36That moment there was great.
37:37The fire bit, you know, making the guy strip out.
37:40He's afraid of the fire and shit.
37:42The line that he said, which equates to,
37:44put that light out, put that light out.
37:46That shit was great.
37:48So, another, again, like I said, another enjoyable episode.
37:51Loving the journey.
37:53Look forward to this, you know, watching each episode week to week.
37:57Definitely a highlight of my week among the other shows that we watch.
38:00And, yeah, I mean, this cast is exceptional.
38:02So we will continue enjoying this show.
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