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00:00What's up Wolfpack Fam it's your boy Kid back at it again hope you're doing well
00:14continuing my journey of the detectives with Louie and Briggs what adventures lie
00:17on this week's episode I got to stay tuned to find out ladies and gentlemen
00:21though sorry to be the bearer of bad news taxes not included damn it you got
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00:40of when the next reaction is going up so anyways guys thank you let's get this
00:44journey started let's get it snacks not included let's freaking go
02:28next time you stop to buy chips Briggs remember to put the handbrake yes sir
02:46at least the radio still works sir
02:58sit down we'd rather not sir if you don't mind
03:17I wet you know yes I know Louie I know very itchy sir
03:25so do you mind if we if you what took them off sir
03:38oh my you know when I heard that your car had sunk in 15 feet of water part of
03:44me hoped you were both still inside it can you understand that please yes sir
03:47Louie they're dead oh good I thought how can you think that I thought easy I
03:53thought I mean I'm not normally a vindictive man but what actually am I
03:59supposed to do with to stop tripping on my carpet Louie sorry sir is there
04:07anything anything at all that either of you is actually any good at anything no
04:14sir well I'm pretty good at art yeah I've always fancied doing those
04:27photofit drawings you know the ones they put up in post offices well if you're
04:34gonna mention stupid things like art I can play the guitar sir you can play the
04:40guitar isn't that marvelous you can play the guitar you play the guitar Louie
04:53what about you Briggs me sir do you play any musical instruments I can play
05:00feelings on the mouth organs really and I can get halfway through I come from
05:10Alabama a mouth organist and a guitarist you know I think I might have an
05:18assignment for you to witness was a Labrador
05:31ah detective Constable Simpson you know these two don't you
05:35none of it's going to be that sort of film show to come out of the house has
05:41got a bit damp I say dangerous assignment is it as a matter of fact
05:46Simpson it is we're investigating a gangland killing fellow by the name of
05:51Tony Mazzola one of the old-school vicious but did a lot of work for
05:57charity bastard shot him as he was handing over a check to the Institute
06:01for the blind anybody say anything sir
06:09word is that Mazzola's death will trigger off an all-out gangland war on
06:13our manner professionals armed to the teeth ruthless and I need you three to
06:25help sort him out room for another pair of trousers on the radiator sir why
06:34you're sir not more flying squad territory sir
06:38they're very good at this sort of thing I chose you three specially and I chose
06:43you because you all play musical instruments you see we've heard a
06:49whisper the bloke behind this murder is Danny Cain runs a nightclub over in
06:54now he has a live band playing there in the club every night we've pulled a few
06:59strings and managed to get you three a one week's residency as on Sunday you
07:06will be the three back arrows but Carol Spanish for Cowboys I thought the name
07:14myself are you Louie on guitar Briggs mouth organ and what is it you place
07:21French horn or kazoo sir depends how much I have to drink you're gonna have
07:26to get practicing I'm gonna pass you off as a real band just learn a few simple
07:31tunes you should get away with it but remember all three of you keep your eyes
07:35and ears open yes sir yes sir no heroics I don't want you three getting out of
07:43your depth and trying anything silly you mean like Bohemian Rhapsody
08:21tell me who did you guys used to be what do you mean you're big in the 60s
08:28right oh yeah yeah yeah we did thank you lucky stars ready steady go yeah all
08:37that yeah tell me did you ever meet Hendricks Jimbo yeah oh yeah I've still
08:47got his teeth marks on me fretboard
08:57grateful you all guys will be back on the road again my name is Polish Joe
09:02nice to meet you Polish this is DC Briggs
09:10Oh
09:14badass mother kicker general funk master I didn't catch your name oh they call me
09:23old slow coach slow and slow and so who's the old guy Sammy Simpson the
09:32forces sweetheart so let's hear you play play sure take me back to the
09:42summer of love wait you ready hang on I haven't got my lips ready yet
09:55and remember what I said in rehearsals it's not a race
10:04we go ready ready
10:23okay Bob stop it's a G I know what the cord is
10:34to
10:52like singing on a bloody QE to business
10:57Oh
11:00what the hell are you playing floral dance what happened to it's impossible
11:04he's still on that
11:08Oh
11:21hey love it I tell you what I'm shaking like a leafy
11:26where's sodding Alice Cooper got to he rushed off to the bar to swill his head
11:31under the table I thought he was gonna have a stroke during my generation
11:35well that wasn't three bad on a lava please keep your lips wet
11:39Wow did you like it I don't know it's just so different yeah what is it
11:47that's just a few of the old favorites we used to do with the police man police
11:51yeah you know sting you with the police he was a sort of roadie in the old days
12:00while they were still the cadets he wrote the words to the doo doo doo doo
12:06da da da me Oh what is it it's the boss man and he don't look too happy
12:17tell him we'll do some slower numbers after the break and some numbers without
12:21any French horn in it thank you there's a problem
12:25music's the last thing on his mind he's got troubles real troubles
12:29we're sort of troubles I do heard of a guy called Tony Mazzola he's either
12:33gangster for himself or the river who got murdered yeah how do you know that
12:37you read it in the paper
12:40well the word is the people that blew Tony Mazzola away are planning to kill
12:46Danny King too Danny didn't do it did he
12:53I was singing
12:57Dandy did he do D I thought you said Danny didn't do it did he
13:06did he do did he do da da da didn't do it did he anyway the heat was sniffing
13:16around a he had nothing to do with Tony Mazzola's murder Danny and Tony were
13:20great buddies but the word is the people that blew Mazzola away from out
13:24of town and they're bad real bad Joe what's up boss
13:28I want Charlie Mick and George around the back I want the others at the front
13:32to check the fire escapes no one comes in unless it's the archbishop of
13:34Canterbury and even then I want him strip-searched okay yeah I don't trust
13:37nobody until I find out who these clowns are speaking of which are these three
13:42it's a band boss kosher no the three of the care of requests I don't know what
13:50if they do tell him a play killing me softly it might be appropriate
13:53we've killing me softly do you want the standard Roberta Flack arrangement
13:59oh wow
14:13dedicated to all you little ladies out there and it was called feelings and I
14:18hope you liked it feelings thank you Bob
14:29and I know that you're gonna like this and it's a song that always takes me
14:34back to my time over there in that city by the bay swans the lovely lovely lady
14:41I met one night at the chip shop so if you're with someone very special this
14:47evening I want you to reach out and touch them listen to these beautiful
14:53as much to you Wow
15:23Oh
15:53whoa what the hell you guys doing here those masked intruders one of them
16:15didn't leave a card by any chance did they yeah they left their names and
16:22addresses for God's sake Dave I'm telling you it was a woman a woman look
16:27she kissed me and it was definitely a woman do you think I don't know what it
16:32feels like to be kissed by a man oh he was shaken up they roughed him up a bit
16:43you know bad what's put it like this I'll have to stand up to play his own
16:48from now on so who did this music lovers knows man that's why the boss
16:56called a big powwow a summit meeting for the big-time hoods in half an hour man
17:01this place will be filled with most dangerous guys in London say if I were
17:07you I'll be out of here good idea come on Dave let's go stop where are you
17:16going out home the pub anywhere let's get out of here
17:21it's great that is what is here's our big chance to get some inside
17:25information do you want to go down the pub I'm not staying here you know what
17:30the super said don't do anything silly don't get out your depth
17:35well 20 feet under the Thames in a concrete overcoat is out of my depth
17:42don't you know a golden opportunity when you see one if we get the SP on these
17:48villains we get back in the supers good books they have specially trained
17:52policemen for this sort of thing they don't have to know we're here what are
17:58we gonna do hide where oh no no no no no no David no
18:15so their game is blackmail and extortion they've got the inside info on all of us
18:20so far they've had a go at our ideals Scarface Billy and they put big Gino in
18:24the hospital and you can see the mess I'm out of this place that's not to
18:27mention what they did to Tony Mazzola and none of you got any idea where this
18:31new outfit comes from well what about the law don't they have any leads on
18:34this police don't talk to me about pigs you know those two-faced double-crossing
18:40bastards involved in our business
18:46yes one boys came for all my answer phone last night it's a blackmail demand
18:53says it's from that new mob they want 200 grand more what they're gonna tell
18:59the law about my forgery scape how did I know about that scam I know everything
19:04about everybody here I'll jump stick this on and turn it up
19:12that's the pub dude from many what's good for you Ronnie
19:18200 grand you can call insurance otherwise we make a phone call give the
19:25old bill you know chapter and verse we'll be in touch
19:28sweetheart I want to hear that again what and turn it up a bit this time I
19:36think I might just recognize that voice
19:41you know what's good for you Ronnie
19:49otherwise we make a phone call give the old bill
20:11I said what's the whisper
20:25I wonder where the super's gonna get it
20:34I wonder where the super's gonna get it
20:39Have you two gone completely mad?
20:44What did you say Dave?
20:47I'm dying
20:49I'm dying
20:54Oh shit
20:55So you made it then sir?
20:57Will you stop shouting?
20:59Larger
21:02You're supposed to be undercover for Christ's sake
21:05About 10 minutes sir
21:08It's our ears we've damaged our ears
21:11No no we've damaged our ears sir
21:19For God's sake keep it down
21:21Do you want everybody to hear?
21:23Yes sir it's our ears
21:25No sir it's our ears
21:30I want you very very quietly to tell me exactly what you've heard
21:36I want you to tell me everything you've picked up about Danny Cain
21:41I want names, times, faces, places
21:45Got it?
21:47Okay
21:49Shoot
22:12Honestly you won't believe it
22:14They're sort of like James Last on acid
22:16They make right side Fred look like the new Seekers
22:27No siren yet boss
22:29It's amazing what young people listen to nowadays isn't it boss
22:37Okay are we ready?
22:39I've started son
22:44Okay
22:59This is your boss
23:00What's he look like?
23:01She was
23:03Sweet signal
23:05Well bloody hell I might have guessed
23:07If it ain't the merry winner
23:14Me
23:24You ruined that for me best bit
23:31Good work Briggs
23:32Thanks sir
23:33I had a bit of trouble with the eyes
23:37And the nose
23:39And the mouth
23:40Although I say so myself it's not a bad likeness
23:45Well I still think it looks like Meryl Streep
23:48Yeah that's definitely her
23:51So who is she sir?
23:52Well we have it on very good authority that the woman you saw with Danny Cain was none other than Irene Mazzola
23:59Mazzola?
24:00Yeah
24:02Wicked world isn't it Louis?
24:04Tony Mazzola's wife
24:06So it was her who bumped off Tony?
24:09Bumped him off and now she's using all the files and records he kept over the past 20 years to blackmail his business associates
24:16Clever
24:17Damn clever
24:19So what about the rest of the gang sir?
24:21They're all women
24:23Wives and girlfriends of villains
24:25Seems they think they can do a better job than their husbands
24:29Bloody hell
24:31Women
24:35Women
24:37Used to be called the gentler sex
24:40Not content to stay at home and look after their kids oh no
24:44You try your best
24:46You work all the hours God sends
24:50And they run off with a ginger hair bloke behind the counter at Nat West
24:54That's what I said
24:57Still good luck to her I say
24:59Bloody hell
25:06Poor guy
25:08So what do you want us to do sir?
25:10Do? What can I do? I've tried talking to her she won't even answer the phone
25:15No sir what do you want to do about Irene Mazzola?
25:19Do? Oh right
25:21Yes well we've learned that the Mazzola gang have a headquarters in the West End
25:26And that's where I want you two to go next
25:31It's a women's only health club called the Convent
25:35The gang meet there every Thursday in the sauna
25:37It's where they plan their stick ups
25:39Isn't this going to be a bit tricky?
25:44Oh you mean two men in a women's only health club
25:50Well it is a consideration sir
25:53I have a plan it's all under control
25:57You two like the water don't you?
26:02Now with the money Danny Cain's given us
26:04We can go to work on Charlie Macpherson's greyhound and knobbling operation
26:09My Tony he had it all on tape
26:12Ouch
26:16This stuff's horrible it keeps ripping all the hairs out me legs
26:19It's only to use a talcum powder
26:21Come on let's get it over with
26:24So girls another holiday in Rio
26:28Thanks to Charlie the ball squeezer
26:32Which is right where we got him
26:42Er plumbers we've got a blockage
26:45Ok
26:47Sorry about this ladies
26:49There seems to be something blocking the filtration unit
26:53I think we're going to have to blow out the system
27:00Give us that Rose
27:02Right right
27:04Now Sharon I want you on the wheels ok?
27:07Rose don't remember to bring the shooter
27:10And don't watch out for that
27:13Don't bring the shooter
27:15And don't watch out girls for them undercover cops
27:19I've heard a whisper
27:21They're right on our tail
27:35That's the cops
27:43I've got a bomb
28:14Could have been so nice
28:23Wow
28:25Now we know who kissed him
28:44Oh my
29:01Guys right now this is my favorite episode
29:04So many good lines so many good moments
29:07Couple thoughts I had on this while the super was talking
29:11But give me one second guys
29:13Hope you all enjoyed it
29:15This was comedy gold
29:18This is priceless man I freaking loved it
29:20Hold on a second thank you guys for hanging out
29:22Appreciate you all
29:23Ladies and gentlemen
29:25This is a certified banger episode
29:29Top notch comedy
29:31High octane to the highest power
29:34This episode was super duper strong here
29:37From start to finish
29:39You know you see the car in the water
29:41You're wondering if they're going to get in the car
29:44And you hear all these little squishy sounds
29:46All because what do they want?
29:48Fish and chips?
29:49They went to the chip shop
29:50So Louie and Briggs do it again
29:54They get themselves into some crazy ass scenario here
29:58And just when you think the laughs are done
30:02You know where they're catching the bad guys essentially
30:08You know Louie gets a surprise there
30:11Briggs got the better end of the stick there
30:14He was more lucky in that department
30:18Louie probably going to be traumatized
30:20But damn that's a jaw dropping moment there
30:22We got to say we think Joe was really cool
30:25And we got to say Simpson
30:29Simpson Constable
30:31Simpson was another funny addition right here
30:34I think that he gelled right with
30:36They might even be like the Three Stooges man
30:39These guys are the craziest musical performance
30:43That we have seen
30:45That shit was just bat shit funny
30:48And I am not going to be able to replicate what they did here
30:52When they were talking to Joe
30:54About the do do do that do that whatever
30:56That moment there was freaking hilarious
31:00Oh my god that was so good
31:02And then you got Briggs getting kissed on stage
31:06That was funny as hell
31:08What the hell
31:10Obviously you see the lipstick
31:11So you're like alright it's a lady
31:13And then Briggs had such a great moment there
31:16He essentially knows what it's like to kiss a guy
31:20When you think I don't know how to do it
31:22So when he said that fucking line there
31:24Oh my god man he had some moments here
31:27Louie also had such a great moment there
31:31With that blind line there
31:33So did they see anything
31:35Literally a blind school or whatever
31:37So did they see anything
31:39Oh my god
31:41So there were some great lines overall
31:44You see that the super was into some shit
31:46He down bad boys
31:48Unfortunately
31:50He got a feel for the do man
31:52When he was going through his sob story
31:55It obviously still stings right now to this day
31:57Oh yeah also while we're saying sting
31:59That sting bit there was great
32:01When they were talking about
32:03The Bohemian Rhapsody as well
32:05That was great
32:07So they got a lot of lines in here
32:09There's too many great moments on this episode
32:11Again a certified banger
32:13This was a top notch episode
32:15It is right now currently
32:17My favorite episode of the series
32:19Just a lot they really do combine
32:21You're on your edge of your seat
32:23You got the intensity with the music going on here
32:25You feel the gang vibes
32:27And just that
32:29Tension that surrounds into the air
32:31You know it will feel
32:33Phil Collins
32:35You can feel it in the air
32:37You can feel it in the air tonight
32:39Sorry
32:41I'll start singing
32:43Then I'll traumatize you guys
32:45No we're not going to do that
32:47There was something in the air tonight
32:49The laughs was there
32:51Oh my god non stop laughter there
32:53These guys telling boss man
32:55You can feel how angry the boss man
32:57The super was early on
32:59Where he's like kind of yelling and shit
33:01And he's like boss
33:03Can we take our pants off and shit
33:05And then Louis is fucking wetting the floor
33:07Essentially these guys man
33:09These guys are so damn funny
33:11Then when they meet the super
33:13After Briggs insane dumb idea
33:15To be hiding in the speakers
33:17Was that sound
33:19A fart
33:21Let me know
33:23I couldn't be wrong with the first sound effect
33:25That happened when the guy was like
33:27Speakers and some shit
33:29I thought it was the fart
33:31One of these guys fart
33:33Let me know if I'm wrong there
33:35But either way in that moment
33:37With the speaker bits
33:39This guy Briggs
33:41Bright ass idea
33:43To freaking hide in the speakers
33:45Just recipe for
33:47Insanely funny moments there
33:49The scuba diving bit
33:51The GTA heist moment there
33:53With these guys going in their scuba diving outfits
33:55But when
33:57Boss man
33:59Essentially was like
34:01I have an idea for you
34:03I thought he was gonna make them
34:05Dress up as ladies or something
34:07To get up into the steam room
34:09Essentially that was what I was
34:11Thinking of I wasn't thinking anything
34:13About swimming and shit
34:15So I thought he was gonna get these guys to dress up as ladies
34:17That was where my mind was going
34:19I was wondering
34:21When they were in the
34:23I guess diner or restaurant
34:27They
34:29Obviously you could just see they're all screwed up
34:31They're all messed up it's in their faces
34:33They're pretty much deaf at this point right now
34:35They just smile
34:37I think Louie was just smiling he was just killing me
34:39It's something about Louie he does some good facial expressions
34:41Or it's just
34:43I don't know sometimes people just
34:45Have a look that just makes you laugh
34:47But yeah Louie and Briggs
34:49Such a great combo and then the boss man
34:51Is coming I wonder when the super is gonna come in
34:53And it just
34:55Non-stop fucking yelling
34:57Oh my god I was just dying
34:59That was such a great moment
35:01Really strong episode
35:03Loving this show I'm very grateful
35:05Very glad that we're watching it
35:07This is great comedy we like the
35:09The drama behind it
35:11You know the cop stuff
35:13The gang shit I look forward to that
35:15We've always kind of liked
35:17Crime shows I really liked
35:19Watching it's my favorite show
35:21To this day
35:23The Wire so we like crime stuff
35:25We like things of that nature
35:27But yeah with this humor bit
35:29Into it I think man this is such a
35:31Great recipe for a fantastic show
35:33So loving the journey
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35:53This shit does not disappoint so hopefully you guys
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35:59Be well and yeah thanks for kicking it
36:01Peace out