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00:00What's up Wolfpack Fam it's your boy Kid back at it again hope you're doing well
00:14continuing my journey of men behaving badly with Tony and Gary and the rest of
00:18the gang what shenanigans are gonna happen on this episode I gotta stay
00:21tuned to find out ladies and gentlemen snacks is not included damn it you got
00:26to bring your own don't forget to Like comment subscribe is absolutely free to
00:29do shout out to the patrons well let's get this journey started
00:32snacks not included let's freaking go
01:29when Gary asked me to be his best man I was reminded of the joke how many best
01:35men does it take to change a light bulb to the first to change the light bulb
01:40the second to have sex over and over again with the prettiest bridesmaid
01:46work not very popular at school lying face down in a gutter foot stuck in a
01:57chicken yeah but seriously Gary's a great guy and in Dorothy he has met a
02:17lovely lady though scary I wouldn't sleep with Dorothy but we all laugh
02:29about that now this is great Oh weddings romantic thank you all for coming I'd
02:42like to thank my wife who is as lovely now as who is lovely perhaps not quite
02:51hitting her 1990 peak and she was of course considerably younger still we've
03:00all lost some bounce since then
03:04hello groovy call me grooming hey have you noticed right that I'm the best man
03:13of all the men I'm the best where is you you just a groom stable boy you know
03:20brushing a horse well that was an interesting little thing to say I don't
03:28want to get married why I haven't slept with enough women
03:35doesn't deserve that no no anyway you wouldn't be human if you didn't have
03:42doubts you're marrying an amazing lady who thinks the world of you you're
03:48quoting from that best man book again yes it's true though isn't it a man on
03:55his deathbed never looks back at his life and says what wish I'd slept with
03:57fewer women mm-hmm wouldn't it be terrible if on your deathbed you said
04:03something really stupid like can you get your bottom off my foot will you
04:09video the bill please who farted yeah anymore cake I've got it all planned you
04:16see I'm gonna say don't be sad I did it my way
04:20no that's nice man
04:24of course then I might say that and then need a tissue so my last words would be
04:31can I have a tissue please unless I then repeated my original last words or
04:39could of course just mine and that would be my last mine anyway what were we
04:47talking about I want to call the wedding off think of Dorothy upstairs getting
04:53into a dress all smiley yeah anyway what's so good about sleeping with lots
05:00of girls huh it's like eating pies isn't it
05:06you want to try a variety of pies experiment with pies but when it comes
05:13down to it you know where you are with your old pie
05:20you you won't tell Dorothy I compared her with a pie
05:26hey didn't tell you last night at the pictures Debs let me put me hand on the
05:32top part of her bottom after five years I think we might be gonna sleep together
05:37oh you see that could be me I haven't slept with enough women
05:42cheer or beer open your wedding present
05:52it's a toaster hello Tony hi Debs whoa let's go is anything happening down
06:09there very much so well I'm having a shower and Dorothy's in the living room
06:29it wasn't so long ago you try and get in the shower with me I'm so pleased you've
06:34changed you had to hit him with that one huh hello Bridie hello Tony I just
06:47popped upstairs to tell you that we couldn't get white roses for the
06:50buttonholes so we'll have to make do with dandelions how symbolic it's your
06:55wedding day how you feeling giddy giddy with happiness well there's your wedding
07:06present I got one for Gary as well in case you split up be careful be careful
07:14because it's already got toast in it
07:20when I was 12 I thought a wedding would be more than something in a concrete
07:24registry office with with gherkins being handed around the pub afterwards
07:28well you'd leave all the arrangements to us to be honest I suppose I don't want
07:35many people to know that I'm getting married why because I'm marrying Gary
07:41even my parents have refused to come why because I'm marrying Gary
07:55Clive's recording it can always send him a video if you get long enough tape you
08:01could put a little film on the end what about that movie God Almighty what the
08:07hell happened to my life oh I don't know that one that's always free willy
08:17yeah there is that Dorothy do you think Debs is gonna let me hump her
08:29the hell was that guys
08:59last week
09:11good morning everyone afternoon especially Michael and Julie if you could
09:17step forward
09:24today to join in
09:35so it was one o'clock not 11 o'clock see me and Gary both wrote down 1 1 a 1
09:45it sounds confusing but somehow I'm both right
09:48five of such a damn ladies
09:56could I just have listen please just pop quickly back to the crown where the
10:01reception is keynotes very much simplicity and homeliness sadly there's
10:06limited space available in our official hired cars but if you could all
10:24see ya bro I could sit in someone's lap
10:36already but ready with what I haven't washed me nibbles point yet
10:43okay where's the wedding decorations
10:53Oh uncle Peter Steve Steven yes it's a juicer well we've been together
11:06for eight years I guess we need all the help we can get well thanks for coming
11:14anyway this is great seem lovely
11:23happy to meet Marjorie yes she wanted to come but she's busy rehearsing dr.
11:28Chicago for the local Dramatic Society Oh rather ambitious no they've reset it
11:34in Guilford that cuts down on scenery right piss off you see I want to be
11:43faithful to Dorothy and I love her and everything it's just I feel like I
11:46haven't seen enough women naked I haven't touched enough women shit that's
11:53a lovely suit Gary haven't laying on top of it I'm not sure I'm the right person
12:00maybe I should get Tony yeah where is it I see he's probably off somewhere with
12:05Deborah it's not it's not fair look I'm sure every man and woman feels the same
12:12when they're about to get married maybe not on the day itself but also what the
12:22hell's going on
12:31I can't do what get married I'm sorry
12:38damn poor kid
12:52I left some Rolos in the car we changed your mind I know marriage is a grown-up
13:00thing to do cement our love get a certificate not meant about the Rolos
13:10yeah probably too many anyway scary isn't it yeah you have one anyone hold
13:16package I mean marriage is scary yeah
13:26should we get back in yeah
13:35she looks lovely doesn't she yeah really nice she's all right oh yeah she'll be
13:43fine who Dorothy oh yeah they look great too
13:51thanks come here new aftershave yeah bit pungent thanks I thought you only wore
14:02horn yeah well
14:05this broke down the market was selling tough so we're coming back to get the
14:18wedding cake looks like you've worn me down oh I'm sorry how come you turn me
14:40down for so long I always liked the way you looked I just had a problem with the
14:45things you did and the things you said yeah and I suppose if Dorothy's prepared
14:50to marry Gary I might as well give you a try what are you thinking I was just
14:59wondering what color your bushes
15:03I was just wondering what car rubbish is
15:20I think it's nonsense let's have a look at the wedding cake
15:30Wow
15:38Oh a wedding cake in the shape of a dog yeah he said you didn't want anything
15:45too traditional you know we asked for a buffalo but lady said it would look
15:50stupid
15:54groomer ride on his back
16:04no we must get back to the wedding or we'll miss it I've been waiting five
16:08years I mean you can't do it in ten minutes I can let's wait till after the
16:18wedding oh no you'll change your mind then I'll have to wait another five
16:21years no I won't I promise
16:29write down the promise damn it I promise
16:39with Tony shortly after Gary and Dorothy are married just sign right soon we get
17:02down there the sooner we get back if you could step forward we are here today
17:21to join in marriage these two young people Dorothy and Gary
17:29all I need is the ring the ring the ring please Tony
17:59forsaking all others do you Dorothy take Gary to be your lawful wedded
18:06husband to have and to hold from this day forward
18:14okay I feel a little faint I'll be right in a minute between her legs
18:30get married now for another registrar
18:40the ceremony has to be carried out by a properly licensed official has anyone got
18:47a marrying license is an emergency Troy slapping her
18:54so the situation is we'll go back to the pub and have the reception before the
18:59wedding while they arrange for another registrar as before there is limited
19:04available space in the official
19:07run will he make it this time or Clive
19:28now are you friend of Gary or Dorothy Gary actually we hardly know him we
19:38work in the off license don't mind if I do
19:45I wonder why people throw confetti I suppose throwing anything heavier than
20:00little pieces of paper might cause a nasty eye injury because even rice can
20:06get in your eye can't it oh yes a little sharp grain of rice hmm I used to cook
20:12the rice first then throw it then it tends to stick on clothing and in hair
20:21in a straight fight a squirrel could take on a beaver and win a cat and a
20:29squirrel now that's very interesting you can you take for example if the squirrel
20:37comes on hard at the beginning you'd be mad to bet I would say I want a blonde
20:44no question well you say that but can be a tricky customer pubic hair I'm gonna
20:54say brown with a hint of ginger that's just crazy George well I know it's all a
21:01bit academic really isn't it so there's not much chance of you actually getting
21:04Debra into bed really anyway it's your big day we're married in a couple of
21:09hours yes hey one last cheese impression as a
21:15bachelor come in mate get this
21:32so what have we got there Fox and a badger would be a beaver and an otter a
21:39sound whooping box beats ferret and squirrel where's times time the speeches
21:47Clive come on speeches fly speeches come on
21:52keep it short get out the bloody way so who would have thought that Gary would
22:16get married there is it seems like only yesterday that he was wondering whether
22:24to stay in and watch Blue Peter on the television or get his flares on and go
22:29out on the pull in fact it was yesterday in fact it was yesterday
22:38oh no no no how many best men does it take to change a light bulb I do say that
22:51the first
22:54no Gary wasn't very popular at school
23:10well I won't try and top Tony's speech
23:23firstly I'd just like to thank you all for coming here today some of you from
23:27as far as full of I'd just like to say that the Dorothy and I have been
23:33together for many years now so we must be doing something right okay and she's
23:39as lovely now as she was then can I just say something hello everybody I've
23:53just had a call from the registry office and I'm afraid they can't marry us today
24:07and in the meantime let's cut the cake the cake in the shape of a dog and
24:16everyone have a great party
24:20you know you promised to sleep with me after Gary and Dorothy got married
24:50that wasn't the registry office on the phone was it nope I didn't want to
25:12disappoint everyone you can tell him in six months time we weren't ready to get
25:16married anyway it's been eight years I'm gonna spoil everything by rushing
25:27into it too fast way we get to keep the wedding presents cars ready
25:37Oh happy yeah yeah we're not getting married no good I reckon Dorothy's
25:51enough for me I promise I will make love with Tony even though Gary and Dorothy
26:03haven't got married not jealousy signed Betty Boothroyd
26:34I think he's in
26:38he's in
26:41I thought you were going to decorate the car
26:54I did
27:08look at them jugs
27:10oh shit
27:18well here we are then
27:22yep
27:24should we go to bed together
27:36oh no I don't want to
27:44what
27:46you see that's what it feels like
27:59pull over
28:05I promised my mom and dad that I'd ring them and tell it how it went yeah I know
28:10what you're up to
28:17oh boy what a dick
28:28hello this is Gary checking in
28:32Tony
28:34I just wondered if you and Deborah
28:36Oh
28:46bring me if you've got anything to report
28:49especially on the question of what color Deborah is
28:53I'm dying man
28:56the world wants to know
29:06let's go
29:36he's a lucky guy we got to talk about it Tony's performance on today's episode
29:50was absolutely fabulous spectacular hold on a second thank you if you made it
29:55this far thanks for hanging out
29:57yo ladies and gentlemen thank you for hanging out it was supposed to be a
30:03special day for my boy Gary on this you know monumental special occasion here
30:09you know a big day a wedding etc etc but you know what it's Tony's day today
30:16after five long years of trying and trying and trying then you know today
30:24was his moment his moment of bliss his moment of happiness you know this guy
30:30was absolutely spectacular on this episode man I could not believe the
30:35words that came out of his mouth a little bit you know when this guy you
30:39know this plenty of times he's been in like in a daze and shit he's got this
30:42one-track mind and shit and you know if every guy says exactly probably what
30:49they're thinking and shit I don't know they might be saying some shibboleth
30:52shit to what Tony said man that shit threw me off you know for a loop it just
30:59made that fucking shit so funny when he's like man you know I'm wondering
31:04what color is this bullshit so that was a great-ass moment that's definitely
31:12gonna be one I'm gonna remember for quite some time a absolutely stellar
31:17moment there too but I can't fault my man's Tony for wanting that shit out and
31:24writing and shit like that again this guy's been trying you know Deborah you
31:28know playing hot and cold or you know you know I don't want to say that this
31:35time that she's leading them on and shit but there's been times that I felt like
31:38that you know she wants the guy to be chasing and shit and then you know have
31:43her cake and eat it too so I'm so happy for my boy he got to eat some cake you
31:48know he got to have a little joy what an interesting cake we got to say that the
31:54barman has a definitely unique and interesting take of you know wedding
32:00decor you know you got half of congratulations you got jugs the car
32:07decorating bit you know that moment there by him was a great moment and
32:11again I like the other barman better but at least on this episode he had his
32:16little bit of moments there and we had Clive man you know whatever that
32:21scenario with that interesting colored suit definitely bright as shit I mean I
32:27felt like I was in I don't know DC comics and shit we got like purple feel
32:32like the Joker he got green for like the Riddler I don't know man but some
32:36interesting choices of attire again obviously this is the style you know
32:42interesting style and man you with all the time that Gary and and Dorothy have
32:52been in this relationship for a long time and shit like that never a doubt
32:56that there would be some sort of hesitation again you know when he's
32:59talking to his boy Tony and they're talking about him and I haven't slept
33:02with a lot of ladies and shit like that so he's second-guessing it and I'm not
33:07really surprised that Dorothy is second-guessing it but I guess the great
33:10thing about having a wedding is you do get some gifts and shit and they gotta
33:14keep all that shit and have a grand old time there so that was pretty gangster
33:18of them you know they're just not ready to call it you know call it there yet
33:25but George and Anthea funny as hell I mean again Tony was spectacular on this
33:30episode great lines by him all around but again writing this shit getting this
33:37shit to be written down on you know there's some next-level shit because
33:40again this guy has been waiting let's imagine how much pent-up you know I
33:46guess sexual frustration that he has been having you know in this pursuit of
33:51happiness for himself and you know I'm just glad man I do love when Tony's like
33:56oh no I don't know why but I find that shit to be highly amusing you know Gary
34:03with that phone call at the end there you know and Tony again go dude yeah
34:09making all these extra sounds and shit so that she doesn't hear this stuff
34:15ladies did he play it off nicely with what he said he thought you know when
34:21Debra was like what'd you say did he play it off nicely or now nobody's
34:27getting fooled on that shit let me know in the comments down below again it was
34:31such a great episode getting through this all this wedding you know the
34:36wedding going there they go on there too early then they got to go back for
34:40drinks there's not a lot of cars man so hey that shit is like the equivalent of
34:45a battle royale there you know every man and woman for yourself and I'll sit on
34:50someone's lap now see you yeah he was like see you talk oh god man Gary's
34:57fucking savage and shit come on man that's like man that's what I love about
35:03Gary he is such a goofball as much as Tony is a goofball and a prankster you
35:08know they they you know they have that young mentality you know Gary very much
35:14that's why they're boys you know they they gel so well together I thought this
35:18was a great episode you know I was hoping it was gonna be sealed the deal
35:23but this is way way better with them not sealing the deal you got some free
35:28presents who knows maybe they got some money on that shit so I call this a win
35:33for Tony on this one a win for Gary and and Dorothy because they both essentially
35:37got what they wanted they're not ready yet and seeing you know the reception
35:42with the reception lady fainting and shit I think the guy I think it was either
35:47it was either Clive or the barman that says slappers I think he's a slapper
35:52that was that was a crazy shot I think it was Clive it might have been Clive
35:56but yeah he was like this woman a smacker I think he said that shit but
36:00anyway this was such a great episode I had an absolute blast watching it ladies
36:05and gentlemen you know great characters great cast I'm finally happy from a boy
36:10Tony you know I feel the relief I might be poor choice of words but I feel the
36:15relief for Tony in this scenario there he just needed a cigar and get the robe
36:21you know take the nice shower man like those cheesy movies growing up but yeah
36:26I'm very happy for him happy for you know Dorothy and my boy Gary on this shit
36:33so we're excited we're ready we're looking forward to watching the next
36:37episode I just again want to thank you so much for hanging out thanks for
36:39watching a lot shit going on in this episode that made it I think it's gonna
36:43be one to remember but yeah I mean you know the world wanted to know or at
36:48least two of them wanted to know what color Bush is so them speculating
36:53talking about you know what you know color her bushes is gonna be one that
36:58I'm gonna remember for quite some time anyways enough of my shit thank you so
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