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00:00What's up Wolfpack fam it's your boy Kid back at it again hope you guys are doing well
00:14continuing my journey of men behaving badly with my boys Gary and Tony and the rest of
00:19the gang we're looking forward to see what adventures lie on this week's episode so I
00:23gotta stay tuned to find out just want to thank you all for accompanying me on my journey
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00:41get it snacks not included let's freaking go
01:41I think your sofa's got fleas you got a problem with that all right come here I'll scratch
01:57you oh well there are fleas on here actually no there aren't well it may be the odd one
02:11Gary you must have had this over for 25 years yeah my parents kept the polythene on for
02:17the first six there's some horrible stains on it where there there there there there
02:32well I can't see any oh and what's that oh yeah that is a bit worrying
02:49did you have a nice time I'm just hopping to my room do you think you can still find
03:10it are you gonna sit down no I'll catch a horrible disease look Gary my parents are
03:26throwing their sofa out maybe I can get them to bring it over no this sofa's part of me
03:31exactly that is why it must be destroyed I started to think how many gallons of bodily
03:37fluid there are in it a couple of pints of yours
03:44much to drink mm-hmm oh no I was
04:10a thing with a drink tomato anything interesting on the beachy TV yes
04:27I'm not sitting on that sofa you're sitting on the chair with your bottom
04:50nicely tucked away but we know it's down there okay anyway I've got something interesting to
05:17show you something I bought down the pub it's not crisps they're like Tony I'm gonna sleep
05:37upstairs no no you must stay here we must make love all night till we're all sore
06:37Brunson's a champion what a dude
06:52Oh
06:54Oh
07:22Stay stay
07:25Back in your bag
07:27Come on back in your bag
07:30Back in your bag. Come on
07:46How you feeling I see
07:51It's my last day on my sofa
07:54I've had to agree to get rid of it
07:58Hey, look what I found down the lining bacon must be eight years old
08:06Can you get rid of it please mate but look
08:12Sorry mate, sorry
08:16Did you get it
08:18Oh
08:22Gary have you ever fancied an unusual pet? Well, my uncle todd had a beaver
08:30That was a talker tibetan for a while
08:33How about a long thin pair? That'd be fun, wouldn't it?
08:39I used to have a tortoise. I loved him actually
08:43Got him about the same time. We got this sofa. Yeah, but
08:47Shh i'm reminiscing
08:56Okay
09:16So
09:29Oh no
09:38Oh my god
09:46Oh
09:56Yes, i'd like to speak to somebody about snakes, please thank you
10:17Oh, hello, yes, um, my girlfriend bought a snake off a bloke in a pub last night
10:25I don't know why she was very drunk
10:29Illegal oh, did you say snake? I meant to say dog
10:47I
10:51Found some great stuff down the lining
10:55Oh look my old comb, ah
10:58Well done, mate. I lost that in 1978. I used to comb my hair every six minutes
11:04Yeah, me too. Mine were all punks back then, weren't we?
11:07Punks. Yeah. Yeah
11:10With our bondage slacks and everything. Yeah
11:13You had to rebel didn't you? Oh god, yes ban the whale
11:20No, no, I mean save the whale
11:24Ban other things. Yeah
11:27Oh, we used to talk long into the night
11:31Putting the world to rights
11:33Then we'd stroll over to the window look out and see
11:37a fox
11:39Know that the sun had come up and we'd been talking all night
11:53Oh boy
11:59So you're going to tim's party no, he's a wanker
12:05Terry's gonna be there
12:07He's a wanker
12:10Wanker
12:11and mike
12:13Wanker wanker tosser tosser wanker
12:19And mike's mate cliff
12:22Wanker
12:26Tosser
12:39Wanker
12:44Excuse me, have you seen my bicycle?
12:53Are you going to tim's party?
12:56Might be quite jolly
12:59I might go too then. Great
13:04Are you all right? Yeah
13:06I think that cigar might be making you ill. No
13:10I always smoke cigars
13:18Oh, it's chunky
13:29Ah my first work tie god they were stylish the 1980s, weren't they?
13:37Yeah
13:40You never really got the hang of the work thing did you it never quite gelled for you
13:44Gelled no. No. Well, it's not natural. Is it man was born to hunt fish and forage in the open air?
13:52Well, why aren't you out doing that then? You know, I get a bit chesty in the open
13:57See what's weird about work all the pencils
14:00You know the way you have to sign big cards all the time for people you don't know who are having an operation
14:11Now what's weird is the way some people have brilliant careers and other possibly more gifted people get left behind
14:19Yeah
14:22Oh
14:30Oh
14:36This is your desk here you see and uh, this is where george sits over here
14:44Oh, this is where we put the post in the tray marked post
14:49oh
14:50and the little card with post written on it fell off last year, but
14:53We stuck it back on with sellotape, didn't we george little bits of sellotape? Yes
14:59Okay, lovely I have to say it is rather sleepy here. Oh, thank you
15:07I'm gonna be setting up some new systems and procedures. So any input from yourselves at this juncture
15:15We've done your card
15:19Thanks
15:22Welcome barry, that's very nice. Except my name's gary. Not barry. I wonder how that happened
15:29Oh
15:30and some business cards
15:35Manager barry strange
15:38Gary strang. There's no e
15:42And your door sign only i'm afraid that's in the name of barry. Yep. Never mind
15:47Right
15:48Rather than redo the sign perhaps we could call you barry
15:54Anyway, the main thing about work is energy and commitment. So are you out or are you in in what?
16:01That's a fun tie
16:10This sofa's seen some ass i'll tell you that mate
16:13I bet mate
16:15You know what it's like when you've got a lovely girl back to your bed sit yeah
16:18And you sit down on the sofa. Yeah
16:22It's great all that, isn't it?
16:29Shit love and flashbacks, man
16:37Do you like spumanti it's okay. Yeah. Yeah me too. It's fizzy. Did you understand that bit in the film?
16:46Sorry
16:47Is it all right?
16:49I'm sure it'll be okay. Do you want me to put some butter on it? How does that help?
16:53I think it makes the swelling all um
16:56All buttery
17:03Can I take you home please? Yeah, i'll call you a cab
17:15Me
17:23I got this new spanish love which is supposed to drink straight from the bottle
17:28Which is an interesting new idea. I know
17:31Aren't you gonna say cheers?
17:34Cheers
17:36No clinking
17:46Oh
17:49Oh, baby, this is so good
17:53This isn't gonna work, okay, no problem
17:58No game man
18:15Oh
18:21Steven seagal here, man
18:25I know it's old-fashioned, but I don't actually believe in sex before marriage
18:38Fine tony
18:41Fuck
18:44Back in a minute, mate
18:53Here's snakey snakey
18:57Here's snakey
19:02Hello snake mate
19:11All right
19:27In the bag you skinny little bastard
19:35Hey tony mate come in here i haven't finished reminiscing look what I found
19:41Oh
19:44An early dorothy great
19:50Girls bras, eh girls bras. Yeah
19:56I wonder what it's like putting one on I suppose. It's a bit like parking. Yeah
20:04Sexy parking
20:06Sexy parking. Yeah
20:08Some girls bras do up from the front and some girls bras do up from the back
20:15They're both great ways, aren't they? Yeah
20:18I think dorothy was wearing this when we first met
20:22Sorry, could you oh
20:38Yeah
21:05Everybody say
21:08Everybody say team team
21:17I think just wearing the trousers on the head would have done it
21:23I'm gary
21:25dorothy
21:28You look like fun
21:30Thanks
21:32No offense, but you look like a nightmare
21:34Ha ha ha
21:36What do you do dorothy i'm a nurse, huh?
21:41What does that involve?
21:44Um nursing, uh interesting
21:52Do you want to dance? Um, don't make me conga
22:04Oh
22:14Oh my god
22:19Do you want to go out with me then
22:23Yeah, all right always works let's go
22:34Thank you
22:39Perfect song guys wink wink
22:52Out don't take this personally
22:59Oh boy
23:05Yeah
23:15Come on
23:34So
24:01Scared the shit me, man
24:05What's in the bag a snake? Oh, yeah back down the pub said I could breed from it
24:14Don't you need two
24:17No idea really
24:19I shouldn't have bought it really but you know what? It's like you've had a few drinks
24:23You think everything's fine bloke offers you a snake. Yeah
24:27Impressed your girlfriend bags of personality nice and long blah blah eats mice
24:34Still it could have been worse. We're selling a goat as well
24:37I could do with a coat
24:41No a goat, I don't want to go
24:46Better get this in the van
24:49Uh, yeah, can you just leave me alone with my sofa for a minute, mate?
24:54Sure, you take your snake
24:56Uh
25:04Bye-bye
25:23Too weird, mate. Oh, sorry
25:27All right
25:30You get the other end then mate
25:46I'm, probably driving around in tony's van trying to find a bin big enough to put the sofa in. Yeah. Cheers
25:53Bye
25:57Do you think they'll like it
26:01What the fuck probably not gary's suspicious of anything that hasn't turned ever so slightly brown
26:08So
26:10You reckon you and gary will be sitting on this sofa in 25 years probably only the lottery or premature death can save me now
26:19I can't imagine being without tony
26:22Oh devs, that's sweet. No, I mean he's like having a hump, isn't he?
26:28After a while you just accept it's there
26:32Maybe we're not so different after all don't now you're scaring me
26:36Oh
26:50So if you could take three blokes to a desert island, what would it be? Ah, good one. Yeah
27:03Well, do you want to
27:06Come on
27:08This is the life
27:22There you go when he's ready
27:26You ever released anything into the wild, uh, yeah my pet tortoise jeff
27:31Right, well, we wanted to give him a hard time
27:38That he'd suffered enough I was quite cruel
27:41Still you mellow out don't you? I mean one minute you're blowing up a bucket of frogs and the next year
27:47I'm, even a pushchair with a baby inside
27:52You ever
27:53noticed the way people have
27:55Over about 48 years of age, they're not comfortable on a sofa are they they always want their own chair
28:01Oh, well, they're preparing for death mate
28:04want their own vehicle
28:07It's like the seven ages of man, isn't it?
28:11Birth childhood adolescence
28:16So far
28:20Yeah
28:23It's saying goodbye to this sofa it's like saying goodbye to my youth
28:29I'll tell you what. I'll miss her from the youth from my youth funny haircuts
28:35Yeah, yeah, I miss that. Yeah firm flesh because it all gets a bit wobbly from now on, you know
28:41Oh, yeah
28:43smingy a bit wobbly
28:48But the thing i'll really miss
28:51So when you're older
28:53You can't be stupid. Can you? Oh, I think you can mate
28:58Certainly. Oh good
29:11Hey
29:21So
29:28Who said you can't be stupid
29:30So
29:46Crack it episode we got to talk about it. Thank you for hanging out. Appreciate you all. Hopefully you guys had a good time hanging out
29:53What's up, wolf egg fam. Thank you guys for hanging out
29:56We're gonna give a quick shout out special shout out to kylie minogue on this one. Um feels good that we heard the song
30:03Um, you know some obviously every song in the planet. I do not know or anything like that
30:08Uh, you know, i'm never a music expert. I've heard every artist possible and stuff, but uh
30:13Definitely glad that we did dive into a kylie song. Uh, you know, hey, I should be so lucky
30:18So, um the odds were in my favor, uh, and we got to hear this song and what a song choice
30:24You know these guys always mentioning kylie in some capacity shows mentioning kylie in capacity
30:31You know you've seen special appearances of her
30:34And other shows but um, yeah, so it was it was really cool. Uh, hopefully it was cool for you
30:39uh this these flashback sequences, uh by both tony and gary were definitely interesting the school scene, you know,
30:48You got it. I guess I guess you call it the punks in this scenario since that was what tony was talking about earlier
30:55Yeah, the the I guess the um, the rebels would definitely be smoking, uh, sigs in school
31:01Uh, no, I was not one of those nor did I have a punk rock phase or anything like that
31:07Um, but yeah, they were they definitely were there were clicks a lot of clicks
31:11I'm sure that you know resonates with all schools. Uh, you know, you have the jocks you have the geeks, uh, you know, uh
31:17You know, etc, etc. The list goes on the punks. Um,
31:20And it was always interesting seeing that stuff
31:23I was I don't know how you guys were and you guys can tell me in the comments down below but
31:28I was definitely one. Um, that was pretty much cool with
31:32Every single click that was in school. I I was just able to make friends very easily
31:37So I was cool
31:39And I mean i'm not trying to brag or anything like that cool, but you know, uh, I hanged out with everyone
31:43Uh, you know, I guess what we would call the nerds the smart kids and stuff like that. They got me through school
31:50uh, they helped me out through school, you know, I wasn't the
31:54Academic scholars. I definitely needed help. Um, and
31:58at least
31:59In my in my school in my grade. It was a little bit
32:03Uh, it was not normal for the cooler kids
32:06I'm putting it in quotations because I don't think i'm cool at all
32:09But um the cooler kids to to hang out with people who would be looking like, you know, nerds and shit like that
32:15Uh, so and they helped me out through times and they were some of the the greatest friendships that i've ever had
32:21Uh, yeah, I wouldn't have probably passed a lot of school without their help and tutoring and all that stuff
32:25So, um, you know fond memories of school
32:27So we all have a trip down memory lane if you want to say, you know, how was your school? Uh, you know, um
32:34Which category, uh, like how my boys were talking about, uh, let me know in the comments down below
32:40I think that would be kind of interesting to hear from you guys
32:42But yeah, I was definitely a mixed bag able to hang out in any type of group. I made friends very easily
32:48And yeah, I I enjoyed the the social aspect of school. Uh, not so much the academic. I didn't pay much attention
32:55I was a bad student, but man, all right get back on track this self a bit
33:01Has seen some has been through some shit, okay 25, you know 25 plus years, you know, uh
33:07previously, um
33:09You know his sofa and you know his with his mom, uh that turtle bit there man was crazy, man
33:16Uh, you know, I think he said it was jeff. So I I couldn't help think my name is jeff
33:22I think it was jeff. Hopefully i'm not wrong. Let me know if you got the right name
33:25But yeah, these guys getting into some shit. The sofa has had a lot of stains. I loved when the girls were pointing in
33:32I can't really see I can't see I couldn't see it either man. I'm blind as a bat
33:36I couldn't see those damn states and shit, but we liked how gary
33:40When uh, doherty essentially was like, you know, you got a lot of your fluids here
33:44And so after a lot of pints of work are yours doherty that line that gary did was great
33:50Um again, this is why we love doherty and gary together the jabs back
33:55You know the banter, uh, that's on this show, uh, you know is awesome
34:00But man that new sofa that he got looks it looks whack and shit. It to me does not fit the the home
34:06Um, but we'll see if it remains and shit, but tony coming in drunk, you know
34:12Definitely cool to see what he say vt for tv. He was saying all these things. Yeah, he was being a uh gibberish
34:19You know anybody who's shit face and stuff like that
34:22That's why I don't really drink because it is already difficult for me to pronounce things and many times
34:28uh, I
34:29Say words incorrectly
34:31So, uh drinking just takes it next level like my boy. Uh, tony probably I would even dare say a lot worse
34:37So seeing him drunk, you know wobbling knocking shit down
34:42And when he said he got a you know, a present essentially
34:47How we didn't know what you know what to expect but when he woke up in the morning
34:51Drinking his breakfast of the champions and eventually we see that snake man. I'm not gonna lie
34:56I'm, i'm afraid of shit as fucking snakes, man. I'm not gonna lie to you guys. I'm scared shitless of snakes
35:01So that part was a little difficult, uh to watch um, so instead of snakes on a plane or you know the anaconda
35:08Uh movie, um, you know, you got snakes in tony's room there. So, you know, he had his
35:14He had his uh, you know his boots on he had
35:18The the mids man and him trying to get that snake back into the thing was hilarious to see
35:24Um, but yeah, some of the highlights definitely was, um, you know him being a little drunk then him waking up
35:31Drinking, you know eating that stuff. That's disgusting
35:34um
35:34And then you know trying to wrestle the snake and then the sofa bit was amazing
35:39Um, you know, I enjoyed that but the flashbacks were great seeing different
35:44Versions of gary, you know that i'm just going to call it the steven seagal look. Um
35:50He had his little punk look and and pretty much every single scenario
35:54Is with the ladies leaving and that you know that did not disappoint
35:58that's how I pretty much assumed gary's, uh, you know sofa life is, you know, his lady's life with
36:05I guess I should call you a cab, you know, here's your coat, you know, here's your coat. She's leaving and shit
36:09So great moments there
36:11Um again, all those flashbacks were great, uh great sequences there and then my boys chilling out towards the ending bit
36:20and um
36:21You know with the you know, the chalk line stuff going on there where they were at nice open area, you know
36:27Then you had the bird's eye view was great. But the listen the ladies are not too far off from um,
36:33Their their partners, you know when you hang out around people
36:37um, they say that you
36:41Get habits, you know, whoever you're really around in life a lot you start picking up stuff
36:46So, you know whether it's lingo or habits, you know, uh, so they they um are very similar to see but it was really nice
36:54To hear deb say, uh, you know, she was talking about the hunch, uh, you know, he's like the hunch
36:59Uh, I thought that was great. Yeah, I just enjoyed the episode. So, um and and you know
37:04Got a little kylie experience there again. Um, yeah great great song. We definitely enjoyed it. Um
37:11I might link it up there, uh for those i'll probably link it up top for you guys. But yeah, um still enjoying the show
37:17Plenty of laughs, uh, you know, I think we'll give some credit to everyone but I think tony did a bang up job
37:23uh with the drunk business
37:25And and uh, you know when he was talking and getting you know confused which room is which uh, yeah
37:31Tony is a really kick-ass dude funny character and I can't praise gary enough. Oh and seeing um younger george and
37:40And and company, uh was funny as hell to see too and that fucking tie as well
37:46Oh my god, man list goes on dope episode enjoyed it very much. We got more to come
37:50Um, thank you guys for hanging out. Appreciate you all to the fullest. Thanks for accompanying me on the journey
37:55It definitely makes it a lot less lonely
37:57Uh, I appreciate you all guys and um, you know, it's been an incredible journey continue some more stuff with you guys
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