Ицата и Пецата - Yalla в нас да гледаме ТВ, ма! (студентите)
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00:00And now, a new initiative.
00:14Collect 5 capsules of beer, 3 bottles of mineral water, 15 cigarettes, 20 chocolate bars, 20 empty plastic cups and...
00:23In general, there are many types of capsules.
00:26But there is one type of capsules that is not sorted.
00:29These are the capsules of the students Itsa and Petsa.
00:33Watch their new adventures.
00:35And now, Kazi Petsa.
00:56From today, I declare war on alcohol.
01:03I will destroy it wherever I see it.
01:08Now that I look at you, the battle with alcohol has already begun.
01:14The fight is mercilessly cruel, light.
01:19I even had a terrible seizure with the law.
01:23Didn't they arrest you from the police?
01:26No, it's worse.
01:28I had a seizure with the law for the Earth's attraction.
01:34Oh my, oh my, oh my.
01:37Sit down, Miliček.
01:39I'm going to buy the book, How to Become a Millionaire.
01:43Yes, yes, yes.
01:45Here, look.
01:50How do you look?
01:51Wait, wait, wait.
01:52What?
01:53This book, the half of the pages, it's brilliant.
01:57It's nothing, Petsa.
01:58I'm half a million, I agree.
02:06You're trying to get rid of your socks so they won't stop me from sleeping.
02:11Why?
02:12They don't shrink anymore when they're wet.
02:17They don't shrink, but they're starting to shine in the dark.
02:25Read, man.
02:27Read, learn about the correction.
02:30We'll get there with this correction session.
02:34Let's make a correction coupon.
02:37Petsa.
02:38Yes.
02:39No more coupons at home.
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03:11Itzan, our neighbors left them for a correction session.
03:18I know, and I suppose one of them just let the professor go.
03:23Why did he leave them?
03:25Because he wanted to repeat them, but since he couldn't, he went to the bathroom.
03:33Itzan, I'll tell you something.
03:37Those neighbors are very simple.
03:41One day, I called this chick again.
03:45I said, come with us to watch TV.
03:49She said, yes.
03:52What TV?
03:54We don't have a TV.
03:58What TV?
04:00We don't have a TV.
04:03I don't get it.
04:05They're so simple.
04:07How does she know we don't have a TV?
04:11I told her to watch TV.
04:15I watch a lot of TV.
04:18She doesn't take anything.
04:20She just walks past me.
04:22She likes us to walk in a geometric progression.
04:27What kind of progression?
04:30A progression in which each member is twice as big as the previous one.
04:37Come on.